How do you deescalate if you bomb their water and energy plants?
>>62015789
>>62015793You don't, it's pretty clear that they (Israel) want to collapse the state and create Syria 2.0
>>62015793they cant even find a living iranian official to talk to if they wanted to deescalate
>>62015793>deescalate?
>doomsday predictions>Reuterslol
>>62015793How do you deescalate after you kill the supreme leader of the country and religion and then kill the daughters of all of the top generals?
Is what's bad for stock markets good for cryptocurrency markets?
>>62015814You surrender unconditionally and pay reparations. Does the trick usually.
Guys, please, some of you are okay, so just listen.Be careful shorting. Donaldo Trompetas might just say something 5 minutes before the opening and crush all your shorts. I am shorting myself, btw. Don't forget your stoplosses.
>>62015889Its bad for shitcoin because no electricity means no mining.
>>62015793there are no off ramps. we are screwed.
>>62015789Orange nigger monday
>>62015793>thinks israhell and genocidal murican leadership want to descalate
I don't care about the war or gay dead niggers, I only care about my stock portfolio
>Trump says the US doesn't need Hormuz and that it's Europe and Asia's problemTrump doesn't understand that about 33% of S&P 500 revenues come from overseas. Even if the US is well supplied with oil and gas, if the rest of the world goes into a recession or depression that will crater earnings and send the US markets into a tailspin. The S&P 500 is up 1000% over the past 15 years and if earnings collapse those gains will be gone.
>>62016009if Trump understood anything about how the global economy functions, he would have never imposed massive blanket tariffs. he just doesn't get it.
>>62016009Trump literally has no idea how real business works, he's only ever made money with scams and grift ESPECIALLY back in his developer days
>>62016009he bankrupts casino’s anon CASINOS
>>62015789NIGGER MONDAY
>>62015891Good luck with trying that with Islam. You know that Islam is out for world domination, right?
>>62015793ez, you unbomb them
>>62015907> a global shutdown in the grid> Several governments, including Bhutan, El Salvador, Iran, the UAE, Oman, Ethiopia, and Russia, are actively involved in mining BitcoinSure, buddy.
the only way this stops is someone in the GOP smothering him with a pillow, be real now
>>62016124That would crash the markets even worse.
I fucking hate doomed articles so much. Reuters and Zerohedge need to die
>>62015789>THE HAPPENINGS ARE HAPPENING>THE MONDAYS ARE BLACKING>THE BIRTHRATES ARE PLUMMETING>THE MAGNETIC FIELDS ARE WEAKENING>THE NEETS ARE NEETING>THE NUKES ARE DROPPING>THE SHITCOINS ARE DUMPING>THE TARIFFS ARE HITTING HARD>THE REAL ESTATES ARE OVERWHELMING>THE AI IS TAKING OVER>THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING>THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING>THE RATES ARE CUTTING>THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING>THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING>THE INSIDERS ARE SHORTING>THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING>THE PENSIONS ARE PONZYING>THE FAMINES ARE COMING>THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING>THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING>THE UBI'S ARE DROPPING>THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP>THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING>THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING>THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING>THE WEST HAS FALLENIt's over but I still have to go to work tomorrow morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it finally be my turn to be on top?
>>62016130>When will it finally be my turn to be on top?When they dump your body over someone else's in the mass grave.
>>62015793You just answered your own question.
>>62016174lmao based
>>62015793Apologize and send Iran the $200bn that were going to the military complex as reparations then treat, they can make it back from the stock market and shorting oil anyway
>>62016130soon
>>62016130SOLAR FLARESyou forgot the solar flares that everyone on 4chan freaks out about every few monthsrandom asteroids alsoufosclimate change is mostly a reddit thing
>>620161302 more shifts, wagie
Orange nigger will nuke the economy because because all he knows is negotiating from the position of strength and escalating until the other side just can't keep up.He doesn't care for your standard of living or financial security, all that matters is that US will still exist while Iran will be eventually bombed back into the stone age.
>>62015789By 'black' you mean 'nigger'?
>>62015913kekSurely some mutt will whack this pedo nyc real estate crook LARPing as the us potus? I'm not one for hyperbole but we are totally and absolutely fucked here.
TIME TO SLURP
>>62016093So is christianity thoughbeit
losing money is good because its an opportunity to buy cheap. this is g-good...
>>62016412deflation is good but deflation after psycho inflation isn't much. too many keynesian frauds haven't made the calculation that deflation is good. not when the fed has so many derivatives that were spilling out cash.
>>62016531Why are Korean streamers like this?>>62015789I guess I'm gonna have to keep holding through the rocky ride.
>>62016516Yeah, but Christians aren't serious. You can't really insult Muhammad, like you can insult Jesus and expect to live.
>>62016093US is run by irrational religious nutjobs much more than Iran is. Iranian Mullahs use religion as a tool to control the masses and to justify policy decisions taken on rational grounds, whereas the people who run America seem to actually drink their own kool aid, hence why we are where we are today
>>62016608Try insulting Jesus in the US and Muhammad in Iran. My money is on nobody saying shit in the US, and the government executing you in Iran.
>>62016615As I wrote, in Iran religion is a tool to control the masses. Hence it's important to ensure people's faith is not undermined by critics pointing out how stupid religion is. Hence criticism in public must be discouraged by intimidation.In the US, religion is something that policymakers themselves actually think is real. They don't want others to drink the kool aid as much as they want to drink it themselves. Actual foreign policy in the US is guided by religious nuttery, hence why the US is currently busy irrationally smashing its forehead against another middle eastern wall and destroying the world economy in the process
>>62016654Christians get persecuted by the government in Muslim countries. You're entire argument is moronic.
>>62016660*your
>>62016660What? Your post seems non-sequitur.I just wrote that Iran uses religion as a tool to control the masses. Obviously this means they want the population to adhere to Shia Islam, since it is the religion that Iran's clerical deep state can wield authority in.Iran is a country that accepts other religions, including Christianity, Zoroastrianism and Judaism, although they obviously promote Islam, especially Shia Islam.
Migger Monday incoming
>>62016721You're an atheist arguing against all religion, like they're all the same. It's so tiresome.
>>62016037Holy fuck you retarded tranny, why do you keep lying about this shit.
>>62016020And europeans would repeal their VAT taxes and china would repeal all the restrictive laws on foreign trade, right? No? Faggot europoor.
>>62016615>Try insulting Jesus in the US and Muhammad in Iran. My money is on nobody saying shit in the USdepends on who you say it in front of. for example, if someone insulted Jesus in front of a middle-of-the-road, milquetoast, cuckold faget like you then yeah, you ain't sayin shit. but try that in front of the rising mass of radical Christians who are sick of the decline caused by the retarded masses who put their faith in nationalism or state-ism alone with no Godly guiding moral authority and allow themselves to be brainwashed by judaic media power-brokers into thinking muslims are the biggest problem we have (like yourself) and you'll get your shit pushed in. >inb4 not very Christian of youtough shit bitch boi, we tried it your way and you let jews take over the west by rolling over on everything by obeying their commands to be nice while they destroy Christendom and radically remake the world into their own giant jew market. Jesus came to bring a sword, remember?
>>62016101>ethipoian btc mining>oman btc miningwut
>>62015814>religionMost people in and out of the country hated his guts, even those apart of that sect of Islam. Iran is mostly Atheist because of him.
>>62015797Easy enough. War is an effective way to topple a government, and that's exactly what Israel wants to do. There is no pretense that we are installing democracy or something silly like that. Anarchy is fine so long as they aren't a threat.
>>62016721They accept them insofar as they tolerate them being a tiny powerless minority in Muslim countries. They fundamentally reject Israel as a Jewish state and vow to destroy it.
>>62016822This is basically it. Bomb all the infrastructure and embargo all supplies. Isreal and the US administration both love the idea of Iran further chimping out because they want escalation--any excuse to turn the country into a post apocalyptic wasteland where ethnic militias fight IRGC fanatic remnants over who gets to cannabilize the civilian population. US/Isreal will start with the electric grid, which is very complex in Iran and surprisingly well put together. Iran continues to destroy Gulf oil infrastructure. US seizes some islands and bombs Iranian oilfields in response. Iran retaliates with strikes on higher-value targets--maybe an attempt to hit Isreali nuclear plants or legitimately making an effort to mine the Strait for good, or hitting desalination plants.
>>62016744What part of VAT affecting everything, domestic or foreign, is too hard to understand?
>>62016130you realize nothing ever happens and we are just larping and shitposting right?
>>62016174Hahahaha
Monday green btwCeasfire by end of marchExit accordingly
>>62015889Crypto crashes when people need liquidity, just like stocks except worse.
>>62015789Nooo I already closed most of my puts for the Monday bounce. We need to bounce back so I can open new shorts!!
>>62015793>deescalateYou are in for a big surprise
>>62016130Kek everything you posted is bullish af. Everyone is despondent and we are going higher.
>>62017270>huWHY are they framing it as a religious war??if only they listened
>>62016863This is no fun unless there is a credible threat of Nukes.
>>62017508Here you go
>>62016764You won't do shit and neither will any of the hill billies in the back water, faggot. Remember that time the shut down the churches for 2 years. Remember how nobody did shit? Stop lying to yourself.
>>62015789Why the fuck did I listen to boomer bogleheads and put most of my money in the market. It would have been better off in a savings account.
>>62017543Iran is really going and tryina get nuked
>>62015789fingers crossed for escalation.
>>62017563i know that feel bro
>>62017543This fucking nigger is going to nuke Iran for the fucking kikes. Holy shit he's really going to do it.
>>62017543fake
>>62015789Hi guys. My dad works in Hormuse strait. He just called me all nervous and told me that it will be closed for years. Then he said something like all snack bar said I have to sell my mustang and get a used prius, called me a faggot and said it's over. What do.
>>62015913China, Russia, and DPRK are not giving the Iranians anywhere near the support they gave Vietnam.
>>62017704We're only 3 weeks in.
>>62016531Im gonna need a works cited page
>>62017716I didn't see any Iranian volunteers in Kursk.
>>62017615I wish
>>62017550>the shut down the churches for 2 yearsNot in my locale they didn’t. Maybe in shitskin land.
>>62017823> Several pastors, priests, and religious leaders were arrested or detained during the COVID-19 pandemic, primarily for violating public health orders banning large gatherings, holding in-person services, or protesting lockdown measures. These incidents occurred globally, with notable cases in the United States, Canada, India, Russia, and Montenegro. Everybody knows that you're lying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjb11_GI0Bk
>>62015789its funny the 48 hr mark happens when markets are closed lmao 9:30-4 every holiday off in 2026 gay ass market
>>62015793its too late for thatthe only thing there is to do is get boots on the ground and drive the iranian military out of the cities so they eventually surrender or die from lack of food and water in the tunnels
>>62019187>bootsDo you have any idea how many dead zogbots you will get? You have to fight through mountains while getting droned and smashed with ICBMs the whole time. This will be Vietnam on steroids.
>>62016174 Thank you commissar, very based
>>62016531Naisu
>>62015789I am so sick of these fucking kikes.
>>62016531AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I NEED TO LICK KOREAN GIRLBUTT
>>62016744i pay VAT for everyday things in the supermarket, whats your point? Its a sales tax, just that we list it on our pricetags compared to you guys
I'm gooning mindlessly edging planning FULL RELEASE tribute of Trump coinciding with market open at 9;30am
>>62015907gold is doing so much better...
>>62017254What i was thinking when i read this anons post.>>62016130
Nothing will happen, they'll admit you'll just get poorer.
>>62017543>>62016863>>62015793The weird thing is that apparently Iran's desalination plants were already struck earlier this month. We're possibly far deeper into this quagmire than the news is actually reporting. From Iran's perspective it would have to already be a water war.https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/dispatches/attacks-on-desalination-plants-in-the-iran-war-forecast-a-dark-future/
black n word monday~!
