>online dating is the future of lo-ACK!
>>62017496We already had this thread. Bumble is merely a lesson in why women are retarded.
Its was just a way to spread stds to a control group of retards
>>62017496Are these dating apps even useable on the free tiers? Any time I install one of these you literally cannot do anything unless you pay them some absurd monthly fee like $29 a month. Who actually pays for this crap?
haha yes who would pay for a dating app! that would be so pathetic...
Back when there was no paywall and no algorithm optimization. These apps were cool. You could fuck above average, low self esteem 18 year olds on demand.
>>62017656So then how am I supposed to find low self esteem 18 years olds for sex now?
>>62017676Buy a Ferrari and hang out next to your local college
>>62017681Any other nuanced details I should know about?I'm autistic if that matters, like actual mental disability but not fully retarded kind of autism. Mainly struggles with social situations and in person communication.
>>62017652Tinder platinum is the best way to get pussy right now. I say this as someone who went to bars before tinder became mainstream. You can get three beers in a bar these days for the same price as platinum costs for a month and you can get hot pussy from anywhere at any time.
>>62017623indians and other non-whites
>>62017698Retardmax and cold approach girls with no fear of rejection. You'll get rejected almost everytime but you'll learn.
>>62017698>autistic fuck didn't know I was jokingthere's no hope for you
>>62017702kys chad
>>62017496Online dating is still the meta for getting women it has always been done via non official dating apps, social media like instagram for example is how people date online. >>62017698> I'm autistic if that matters, like actual mental disability but not fully retarded kind of autism. Mainly struggles with social situations and in person communication.You are absolutely fucked then even if giga rich with a Ferrari. Best you can hope for is Asian girls as Asian women are less judgmental of autistic traits.
>>62017733You too can become a doctor and make a killer profile.
>>62017623They aren't even usable on the most premium tiers lol
>>62017749>is a doctor>isnt married>obsessed with defiling 18 year old pussythe gods will be sending you to a terrible place, you know that right?
>>62017710What is that supposed to mean?
Good, fucking die you Jewish piece of shit
>>6201776518 year olds are bad people anyways, every bitch wants to get her holes stretched no later than 19. What's worse is that a good number of them decide to do porn or fuck niggers which for what it's worth is basically suicide. I think the little sluts will be OK, after all, every front hole in existence that's an adult has had at least a handful of stiff pricks up their vag, it literally doesn't matter to them, at all.
>>62017496It's funny using bumble in Europe or latin america. Only then do you realize the sheer hoeflation brainwashing epidemic going on. Seeing chicks who are "conservative, Athiest, Graduate degree" and not fat or ugly by 30
I miss when these apps were good. It was actually fun and not a humiliation ritual. Girls put in a lot of effort too and you could actually talk with them. Lost my virginity and got laid several times on it.
>>62017496I met my GF on bumble >Picrel
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>>62018046That's literally an IRL chudjak
can i snag some hot vagene if i technically have big milky boobs
>>62017496Dating apps are inherently destructive of their own demand. If they make a couple out of two people, they lose two customers. If they don't make couples, eventually their customers will leave for greener pastures.
>>62017710stfu white incel
>>62017710you bloody bitch bastard sar
>>62017749Dude you had an Asian wife last time you were LARPing here. How many doctors do you think /biz/ has, you're the only one, this is a dead board
>>62017702This is the truth unfortunately. Premium features + really good photos are key. Free tiers don't work unless you're gigachad or just get extremely lucky.
>>62018110I don't believe you, post em.
>>62017783you know exactly what it means
>>62017623paying 15$ for unlimited tinder 'likes' on my trip in Spain was one of the saddest moments of my life
>>62018046>hurr durr why cant i get matches>what does netanyahu have against me>this proves female hypergamyidk if this is a pic of you but this androgenous creature looks and probably smells sweaty while at the same time advertising they are a gay drug addict. even the drug addicted girls/guys/fags would pick someone that looks like they have their life put together and fun to be around than this sad loser.
>>62018172if they do make couples, that is a success story and gives the apps credibility as they can be used to find love.also, relationships don't always work out, and granted they found success in getting dates using them, they will likely use them again when they are freshly single.
>>62017496I met my wife on Bumble. I met her because I had unlimited swipes because I bought their lifetime gold plan or whatever. Was surprised she matched with me. Anyway, we hit it off. Then we got married. Life was good. A year and a half later I’m informed Bumble may have discriminated against me for age, because they charged more for their lifetime gold because I was old (over 35). I think I paid a few hundred dollars for it or something. Anyway, I joined a class action lawsuit and bumble cut me a check for $500.Thanks for the wife and five hundred bucks, Bumble. Married five years now; she feeds me delicious meals, hugs me to sleep, loves me when I’m broke and when I have money cause she makes her own money. Life is good anons. If you don’t have that yet, I hope one day you find it.
>>62019047What's your IQ, genuinely wondering
>>62019061High but not autistic. Probably in the 130s? 140s? I’m usually the smartest person in the room, but I recognize there are some geniuses out there that make me look like a barn animal with their math and science wizardry.
>>62018046>My family still don't know>family>don'tI'm not familiar with that app, but based on the text formatting, is that fucked up grammar Bumble's prompt?I hate stupid people.
>>62017496Bumble must be the best dating app. it's too good for its own good>>62018172this, and also obviously their best paying customers are people who have above average paying jobs, so mostly 25+ years old, and, unlike teenagers, most of them will be looking for long term partners.
>>62017496>Have women make the first move>Go out of businessEpitome of go woke, go broke
>>62018489They're not even unlimited, you just get more. It's worth it if you're abroad though. I got a lot of action when I went to Brazil.
>>62019069The fact that you think this kind of humblebragging is subtle in any way is proof that you're probably in the high 90s, low 100s at best.
>>62019131Sounds like a lot of projection coming from you. It wasn’t humble bragging, just stating facts as best I know them. Comp sci major. I was into Apple stock in 2007, bitcoin in 2013, monero in 2015. I created one of the first nfts in existence. I tend to be ahead of the curve. But I also haven’t made any meaningful coding contributions to those projects, like the real 150iq people have. So I figure that puts me at around 130.I’m sorry that makes you seethe uncontrollably. Maybe some more sex tourism will help with that.
Wish they had a mode that made it easier to anonymously find slam piggies to hook up with after they match you with a fat slam piggies to date
>>62017496>DatingWhy? Just make money and move on.
>>62017733he isnt wrong. im no chadi just pay for platinum and the spotlight feature. buy a plane ticket to a city with millions of people. anywhere on earth. take photos on portrait mode on an iphone with 3x zoom. get laid same day. pic related . travel, get new perspective on life get laid. why buy a car when you can buy an experiencesthis is not a paid ad for tinder platinum. yea she is 18 and i am 36. im no chad and no doctor.
>>62017496I got laid numerous times thanks to OkCupid around the 2010's but after Match bought them and every single other dating app they've become a place for whores to shill their onlyfans
>>62017656ThisAnd then ((((((Match))))) bought every single dating app and made them unusable
>>62019188Zoomers will never know the fertile plains of pussy that were Tinder circa 2013 - 2015. If you were white and vaguely in shape you could sleep with someone new every week with minimal effort.
>>62019184>yea she is 18>that ring-_-
>>62017765If you haven’t realised by now that (the sexual part of) abrahamic religions is just a two thousand year old incel cope, maybe it was always over for you.
>>62018215Go see a doctor, you need schizophrenia meds.
>>62018879Wtf are you saying relationships don’t always work out?! I have aproached a woman just one time during my entire life but i know the relationship dynamics of humans fully and can say that there would be a dream virgin trad wife with endless romantic and erotic love waiting for us all men if it just wasn’t for those darn jews!
>>62019131Kek mistaking you being annoyed when other people openly talk about their romantic success with ”bad manners” just proves what an un-self concious midwit you are. Funny how it’s always mid intelligence people calling other people low iq because they can’t see their own stupidity.
>>62019289they sell jewelry at the mall, sperg-kun
>>62019130>BrazilHow big were the girl's cocks?
>>62017623it's worth it if you're an attractive man and you don't want to swipe a million times for the algo to give you something worth looking at. got my current gf from tinder and I paid for it & I didn't think she would even respond to my message
>>62017623Matching apps suck.Only viable model for avg giy was being able to fire off a message (online approach) to any chick currently online. You'd be surprised how many guys will pull out there wallet to not even get pussy.
>>62021174Needing the woman to pre-approve you talking to her has been a disaster
Serious advice to all the kids that browse biz. If you're a man that wants a missus and kids, hurry up. Don't listen to those who say "you still have time". You don't wanna get into your 30s single. It's horrible. I've seen horrors like you wouldn't believe. +30 yo females that start crying during the date. They're all fucked up in the head.
>>62018489Anon Spain is the kind of place where it is male locals fucking female tourists, not the other way around. It's been that way for decades. For your needs it is latin america and south east asia that you should be visiting.
>>62017496>making a dating app that require women to take the initiative yeah no shit
>>62018101>>62018864>>62019087You all are just jealous
>>62017496They got greedy, and it's all full of scammers.
>>62017623I used Bumble free and I married a girl I met on there.2 kids as well.These apps just match you to actual people. I don't understand the seethe, unless you're ugly of course.
>>62017496>Dating app crashes when women realize they can just onlyfags insteadWoah
>>62021478You must have been using it in the 2010s. It’s all bots and microtransactions now
>>62017702I want a virgin wife, though, not some degenerate whore. casual sex is unpleasant desu.
>>62019161Oof a random fag makes u list ur life achievments. I got second hand embarassment from reading ur shit brah.
>>62017496Time to pick up some cheapies!
>>62021049An 18-year-old wearing that big-ass cubic zirconia on her pointer finger?I don't think so.
>>62017702kys shill
>>62017623I think I spent about $600 on Tinder almost a decade ago.It resulted in hookups with 15 girls.Many of which I hooked up with multiple times.Some of them were longer FWB situations.A couple turned into actual relationships.Even if you assume minimal ROI (only hooking up once) it cost me $40 per girl.AND the premium features also saved me a lot of time on the app, that's ROI too.Most of the money was spent in short bursts while abroad on trips when time was limited and I wanted to maximize my pull. I'm pretty sure I'd have missed these opportunities if I wasn't premium boosted to the max and all that.$600 sounds like a lot of money but $40 a girl really is an amazing deal in my book.The time sink the app still was is where the pain is, the grind that is dealing with all the flaking and ghosting. THAT is what sucks.If you'd give me a machine that took $40 and delivered me a fun girl who is looking to hookup every single time I'd pay without hesitation until the end of time.inb4 poorfags complain $40/g is a lot of money. $600 isn't even, literal peanuts for living out some great sexual fantasies and farming memories for a lifetime.
>>62019188These dating sites were plagued with adulterers since the 90's. It was only ever good for people in their late teens to meet each other after 2000. That is where your nostalgia and lack of attention to what was going on with older people trying to find love during those brief glory days. I never tried it to avoid dating someone who was married.
>>62024197>spent about $600 on Tinder almost a decade ago.I agree wholeheartedly 100% with the pay approach and have done it myself, but the issue is that $600 won't get you nearly as far as it did 10 years ago due to the failing company greed and algo changes.
>>62017710>indians and other non-whitesSerious question; how are white women supposed to use these sites if they always have 800 likes from India everyday?
dating apps became shitty because they got flooded with normiesa decade ago online dating was still somewhat taboo, you could pick up some hot alt chick looking a for a slutty thrill with minimal effort cuz online dating gave normies the icknow every one and their mother is on the app, competition is so high you have better odds RETVRNing to tradition and trying your luck at a bar or night club
Why would I do any of that shit when cocaine is cheap and porn is free? I can stim goon all night and not have to deal with any of the bullshit of dealing with a woman.
>>62021571Met her in 2022.
>>62017496For those that want good results on dating apps here is some data from 2017 hinge to help increase match rate.1. Black and white photo 2. Action video3. Short to the point bio 1-2 sentences4. Hide education if bachelors or lower5. Veterinarian, MD, and pilot careers get most matches6. 6foot + in height 7. Pet pics (dog beats cat) but a horse will beat out all pets and all previous listed information8. A boat pic will single handedly beat horse height and career and all other listed information. A rowboat will get you matches more that a sports car.PS this probably won't work now due to today's politics but setting your ethnicity or religion to Jewish will increase your match rate.
>>62017702Unless you live in populated dense areas tinder and other dating apps suck
Is paying for dating apps a rip off for most people? Chads need not respond.
What are the odds of finding someone like her GOD DAMN she build for breeding Kek got more insane tinder bumble pulls lol
>>62026034you can find women like her at the gym, anon.
>>62017702i don't want a hookup, hookups suck, i want a long term lover...>>62021193this age can be lowered to 25 if you're in a rural area. But yeah I'm 29 and the FOMO is real. Fuck fuck fuck. What do I do, what do I do, what do I do. Bros.. I don't want to have to choose between fat girls and single moms with negro babies. Apps aren't working and most mutual acquaintances "hey I have this single friend" have fallen through.
>>62018110What the hell does this mean
>>62024730To each his own
>>62017496https://youtu.be/SbQu55bMvZs?t=1566STOP APPROACHING WOMEN. STOP USING ONLINE APPS. STOP GIVING WOMEN ATTENTIONStop Asking Women On Dates, stop texting them thinking you are interesting because you are not. The reason you are getting ghosted is because you text and try to be funny, try to make her laugh or sound interesting. If you do manage to go to the next step and are actually meeting up and then get ghosted, stop taking women on dates. That stuff doesn't work anymore in the current year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyEdsrfTd6Q Most importantly stop approaching women, at least for a while. They are already seething and this will only get worse and worse as they get less and less attention from men.If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
>>62019161Lmao, faggot retard
