26 hours left to sell edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62016478
futas soon
Nothing ever happens general
What happened to the discombobulator?
>>62017516>futures
NIGGER MONDAY
OILERS AND SNP SHORTERS ON DECK
Futures will be radioactive green! Panicans LOST
>>62017533lmao wtfthis is great
>>62017536dont call them the nigger word. That's rudewe call them basketball americans now
>>62017549I preferred joggers.
Should I invest in a venezulan hooker or a thai one?
TRIPSANDWEDIPSTHEN TACOANDWERIPS
>bought friday close
>The "liberation" of the Strait of Hormuz will take many weeks, US officials tell Israel's political leadership - N12>The US wants to prevent Iran from influencing the prices of oil & gas worldwide>"We want a strategic change, even if it will take time", the US officials say
>>62017558You and me both smigga, might cut some losses in pre-market and sit on cash for a bit
If the private credit doesn't give us any updates then it's another sell off. I'm just going to assume they fucked things up.
been all cash for a few weeks, just dipped in and out on the oil swingsunfortunately not in oil though over the weekend due to their shenanigans, should be good viewing thoughcan't wait for the circuit breakers
>>62017555There will be a major oversupply in Venezuelan ones, so you should buy the dip.
Imagine market opening but it was Sleepy Joe leading.
So buying at close on Monday is the optimal play right? Since Trump will forget about the tweet and the market will taco.
Im sure taco trump crashes the market for realz this time
>Currents
>>62017536The market has proven it is too afraid of Trump to fall now. It's no longer based on reality, it exists just to placate Trump
>mfw positioned exactly correctly to profit from current events
OIL BARONS AND GIGACHADS WE ARE EATING GOOD
>>62017587I thought I was but I ain't.
>>62017544you're brown
>>62017576we didn't know how good we had it
>futured
Iran seems to have some missiles left.
>>62017587If it gaps up I'm down 50k.
>>62017587Same here. There's always winners and losers in every market condition.
Sold all my TSLZ on Friday like an idiot.Should I pivot into SOXS for a more violent experience?
>>62017587SamesiesKnew there was about to be a big DOOMPA so kept in cash
>6 minutes remain
if we crash seriously (like, 20-30%)is it a good idea to invest part of my security cash mattress? Like go from 6 to 3 months of security reserve
>>62017561or double down, will this be worse than covid or the ukraine war
bussin dip or cappin co? just saw it on my favorite news channel, skibidi toilet
name one reason the market would crash because the us is gonna hit some iran power plant shitits literally the same situation it was
>>62017605what % gap is required to eliminate you? Asking for a friend
>>62017630because AI isn't panning out. Iran is just a cover.
>>62017630The market has been in zombie mode for the whole month. It needs to wake up some time.
FAST! What are your predictions guys?
>>62017642/smg/ gets gaped up and down
>>62017624>is it a good idea to invest part of my security cash mattress? Like go from 6 to 3 months of security reservenah6 months of reserve is what gives you the ability to be confident in your investing decisionsand it could remain down for like a year, sort of like 2022I always keep 1 year of expenses just in case.
>>62017642pain
1 MINUTE
>>62017642-10%
>>62017642>FAST!>What are your predictions guys?Fastenal?they make fasteners and they will continue to make fastenerswhy do you ask?
>futures
RIP
Well?
>>62017642Oil rises followed by my dopamine
wtfwt
>$113nothingburger, the taco is priced in already
ITS OVER
>>62017632It's a short synthetic future with a 3/27 expiration. Basically linear bleeding from 6600 up, but I do still own a lot of long stock so it blunts the downside to the upside.
my shorts are printing
Lmao you guys are such Panicans. This shit is nothing.
BRENT $115
it's over
Extremely schizo natgas price action
could'a been worse
KEK crypto, silver and gold baggies
.......aaaand nothing.
>>62017667I will pass this along to the higher ups. I noticed a disproportionate amount of $680 call OI on Friday too. What price are futures trading at rn? I am taking a bubble bath and unable to check
>>62017680It will be
kek oil baggies
>>62017685probably, but
S&P at 6450 on hyperliquidlooks like a 100 point drop over 2 days. so it's nothingwti from 101 to 99, brent from 111 to 108literally nothingA nothing burger. A burger made of nothingPHEW!gold also hasn't budged at all
Anywhere to see s&p500 futures that aren't delayed?
>>62017536>>62017549My brother is an arborist and he says they call each other "twiggers"
I'm 80% cash
>>62017691Trading view dot com, just found this as well
>>62017690Market is betting on another TACO?
>>62017693Sick bastard. The poor babies.
Kash Kangs win again.Heil Bershire Hathaway.
>>62017690If the dollar is about to rapidly devalue shouldn't gold spike
>>62017690Just wait for futures like normies what is this hyperliquid a Bjork song? Bitcoin is crashing and you are saying that? Real futures is where you are waiting for true mayhem and carnage.
Look at that short
>>62017707Haha...No.
>>62017701more like none of this matters, again, name one reason the market should freak out because of some iran power plants and misc dunecoon shit
>november low lost on the sp500 futures
>>62017624>part of my security cash mattress?Make plans based on your situation - everyone is different. Big money likes to take advantage to drive the stocks down to scare people out, then buy them up cheap, but if you buy do not buy shitty companies. I am hoping for a big drop so I can buy more. Cash on hand is good because you never know if cyber attack takes down point of debit/credit transaction processing and you need food or gas. So like having cash on had, be sure to have some stable food supplies on hand - not for today, but if in the weeks and months coming supply might dry up and the prices may skyrocket. The effects of the war have not hit yet. It takes about 1 month for a super tanker to cross the ocean to unload, so there are many tankers that left before the war started still en route, but few if any after, that's then the shock will hit. Cyber attacks can take down comms and power, got at least a small solar charger? A few walkie talkies if the cell towers are not working? No need to go full retard prepper, but think of what you might need for disruptions that last a few days, or weeks, or if months there is going to serious problems. When the lights go out in a big city there are riots in a few hours.
>opens up -1.15%
kek baggies
>>62017707Supply lines halted, energy prices go up -------> High interest rates ---> Same money chasing a fewer amount of goods ----> Gold gongo down
Priced in lmao
Markets close green
>>62017701>Market is betting on another TACO?a taco nothing burgera nothing taco you might say
>>62017713The US president is openly threatening to commit war crimes and you think it's a nothing burger?
>>62017711Woooooaaaah mama.
We are one TACO tweet away from opening green.Panicans never prosper, those who bless our greatest ally Israel will be blessed themselves.
>>62017713US blows up power plants, Iran blows up more oil fields and desalination plant gulf dies of thirst. Oil supply doesn’t recover for years and years.
>>62017707>If the dollar is about to rapidly devalue shouldn't gold spikeyou'd think sobut gold is now retail fomo hype risk on garbageso, noI think gold will return to being a safe haven asset after it drops more, shakes out all the new buyers who got in because line go upgetting down to the price we started the year at would do it. that's 3000 per oz
Until a nuke lands on the fucking white house the market will pump
What the fuck does this pattern mean?
Look at the Switzerland Index. How is it down 12%? It's mostly "value" and it's down this bad, more than other indices. I can only imagine that is because the stockmarket mostly cares about the rates and the swiss rates are at 0%, so they fear hikes there the most or something.
>OIL $100>OIL $100>OIL $100>OIL $100>OIL $100>OIL $100
> futures
>>62017555>hyperliquidunironically bro coming from experience those Venezuelan but Columbian too are the best you cannot believe their soft sumptuous bodies and gigantic asses, be VERY careful though about kidnapping or STDs. These STDs are some jungle shit not this pussy baby shit women in America have .
>>62017747WTI is irrelevant. Look at Brent and better yet, Dubai and Oman.
>>62017713Oil and gas export infrastructure is going to be offline for years
>>62017737>Iran blows up more oil fieldslong oil field service companies
>>62017730>The US president is openly threatening to commit war crimes and you think it's a nothing burger?market seems to think so
>>62017744It's the "every weekend is taco tuesday" special
>>62017730for economic markets? yeah
>>62017759The market has consistently been underestimating how far Trump/Bibi will take this for the last few weeks. Wish I sold at the start
>>62017746Blame it on the Macron poster who foolishly thought that European markets wouldnt be impacted by the price of oil. Now all European indices have to get fucked twice as hard as the Shit and Piss 500, that's how hubris works. He sangle handedly fucked my VEA hedge.
>>6201774798
>>62017747Lol , lmao even .
>>62017752Yup and Brent is cooling offNothingburger!
Crab in march. April run up then classic sell in May. Don't read into it too much.
>>62017764>The market has consistently been underestimating how far Trump/Bibi will take this for the last few weeks.trueday 1 was like no reaction
>BTC bottoming>VIX not even pushing 30>Oil unable to sustain $100 WTI>No Middle East attacks occuring today>Dovish comments by Trump & Netanyahu indicating war aims achieved Yeah I'm thinking Friday was the lows and we will be at S&P 7,500 in no time. Don't miss the TACO rally this week.DOOMERS BTFO YET AGAIN
>>62017752>Brent$14 spread with wti right now, big difference from parity two weeks ago.
>>62017774>classic sell in MayHasn't this turned out to be completely wrong?
>>62017777futures literally opened lower than the friday low retardchecked and opinion disregarded because you are a retard
So the contrarian play is the inverse taco?
>>62017777Dovish comments like "we will destroy all your energy production if you don't open strait right fucking now"
>Oil still craving between 95-100Good . I want to watch it explode when we get the escalation starts again again
>>62017777Aren’t you supposed to be posting mumu if you’re so optimistic?
>>62017781>>62017785The people hated him, for he told the truth and got quads.
>>62017777Israel said they achieved their war aims like 2 days after this whole thong started…
Bongland rape
Could be worse. We’re definitely going to have a least one -3% index day before this shit ends but just stick to the tariff playbook: keep buying and ignore the browns/troons spamming the board.
>>62017764it's actually just that everything is deeply undervalued at these levels, so much so that even threats of nuclear war cannot lower the prices further.
>>62017536Surely this will be a strong slurping opportunity? I knew keep all that cash reserve was the right move
>>62017785>Dovish comments like "we will destroy all your energy production if you don't open strait right fucking now"sounds pretty reasonable and dovish to be desuthose evildoers should be happy we even grant them one more day of lifeeach day, a noble and magnanimous gift
>>62017785>>62017781The Islamic republic will surrender unconditionally. Politicians and other officials are requesting asylum in multiple countries.Face it, there will be no forever war, there will be no TACO. Trump is just going to win. And Panicans LOST
look at the manipulation happening with wti
>>62017803thinking baggies who got trapped by friday afternoons bull trap lost
>>62017803>Face it, there will be no forever war, there will be no TACO. Trump is just going to win. And Panicans LOSTI think this will happen, but it won't be an easy ride to truth and freedomregime collapse in 4 weekslibya style probably
US500 back to to 6500 on futureshahahaliterally nothingyep it's a nothing burger taco
>>62017811No, Iranians aren’t savages. The majority are literally atheists, they hate Islam and just want a prosperous country and women to be whores.
GREEN FUTURES WHAT DID I TELL YOU DOOMER BAGGOTS4 MORE YEARS4 MORE YEARS
>>62017777>yeah bro the war is almost over
The market doesn't care until the oil fields are burning
>>62017818>No, Iranians aren’t savages. The majority are literally atheists, they hate Islam and just want a prosperous country and women to be whores.I agreeiran was never really a muslim country, and not backward either. methinks the odds of "whatever comes next" being better than the ayatards is like 70%much better than the average for regime change in Bad Guy Countriesthe ayatollahs really are just that incompetent. just about anything by comparison would be better
>>62017819Nah, it’s Rubio’s turn in 2028
>>62017803I hope that you are right.I do not think that you are thoughtbeit.
>>62017830>Nah, it’s Rubio’s turn in 2028I am... somewhat skeptical of your political forecasting ability anon.
>>62017829I’ve spoken to many Iranians (not diaspora and not shahtards) who consider Islam itself foreign and the islamic republic an Arab project. It’s a very strange country.But if Trump gets us Iranian onlyfans sluts, I’m all for it.
wait just a minfutures are green?
>>62017803You're a homo and your boyfriend is going to let you down because he likes bibi better
>>62017841I don't like it
>>62017841Why is this surprising? Nothing happened over the weekend. IDK why people were expecting red - it would've sold off Friday if the market was scared of the weekend. The weekend has passed, nothing happened, ergo GREEN.
>>62017844Mad futures are green, libtard?
>>62017841No one cares about the ultimatum .Boy whi cried taco situation
>>62017838>I’ve spoken to many Iranians (not diaspora and not shahtards) who consider Islam itself foreign and the islamic republic an Arab project. It’s a very strange country.>But if Trump gets us Iranian onlyfans sluts, I’m all for it.odds they go zoro again?would be pretty cool
Her tight strait is so warm and wet it's surreal, you wouldn't believe it
>>62017849He said a bunch of shit though, that's what happenedHas everyone finally caught on?Is no one taking him srsly anymore?
The market is always retarded, so the dump is happening later.
Market is waiting for Trump to literally start dropping bombs on energy infrastructure. They are so retarded.
brent at 106.5, wti at 97.5uh, oil fags, you promised me the war would continue!brent chart looks like ass, technically speakingthat's the technical term. A.S.S.
>>62017829>>62017838Well i thing they're going to be a failed state for the next decade either way
Shorting gold is free money
took a nap and i'm feeling better. a lot of you should try it.
>>62017849Something definitely has happened. His ego is too huge to let the ultimatum pass by, one way or another this is either dramatically escalating or they start negotiations by EOD Monday.
>>62017864TACO has been a thing for years, hasn't it? He's been saying 'a bunch of shit' since before he was even elected his first time around. Don't you remember the 'lock her up' stuff? Also, the market has likely been pricing in some sort of progression on the war narrative as it's forward looking.. All in all, no disasters happened over the weekend so I'd expect another flat day tomorrow unless something actually happens.
BULLorBEARcall it.
Yes, henlo. I would like to buy 10 oil please.
>>62017890Bear. Looks like taco is being priced in.
>>62017883Isn't that Tuesdays problem? He only posted that less than 24hrs ago, right?
>>62017893Wouldn't TACO be bull?
>oil downhuh?
>>62017585She really did have the best ass in porn back then. Shieeeeeet.
>>62017867This is the correct move, he will never go through with that.
>>62017884Yes, I remember all of it. But what he says still somehow moves markets. He says so much shit but I guess every once in a while he follows through so everyone has to take everything he says as potentially serious.
>>62017870what ASS? higher lows all the way since the start of the month
>>62017890The very desire to be certain, to be secure, is the beginning of bondage. It's only when the mind is not caught in the net of certainty... that it is in a state of discovery
>>62017908>what ASS? higher lows all the way since the start of the monthI mean today
>>62017803Cope
What's SOXL looking like on the charts? How can it be over if SOXL never got close to single digits
>>62017895bear for futures
>>62017911Thank you for the wisdom oh wise one.But what if I'm into bondage?
>>62017777Vix is in backwardation mumu it's not really a bull read right now.
>>62017913zoom out to appreciate the ASS
Imagine taking stock advice from a literal israeli government shill farm that's trying to manipulate you.Imagine thinking Trump can TACO when he used fake negotiations THREE TIMES IN A ROW to assassinate Iranian diplomats.Imagine thinking Iran won't keep bombing israel and gulf countries from their deep underground bunkers until their demands are met.Imagine thinking that China and Russia won't continue supplying Iran's every need FOR YEARS in this proxy war.Max long on oil, max short on tech, max short on isn't real.
>scamwick dump>immediately crawls back upWhat the fuck is going on at this point?
>>62017927Well for me the signal that this isn't over soon is that the Trump admin doesn't even know who they are supposed to be negotiating with and are asking for things the Iranians would have to be insane to accept
>>62017929They're running out of funding to short, and there are only 9 days left to cover. They're to try one last hail mary attempt to force oil down with a military operation, and then oil is going to squeeze after the op backfires.
>>62017927Russia literally tried to sell Iran in exchange for Ukraine lol
>>62017924Backwardation also often indicates fear climax, implying only up from here. Are you arbitraging this?
futures opening flat is bullish as fuck. this is the bottom. im going 100% equities tomorrow.
How did we get here
>>62017942Jewish tricks
>>62017944With Jews, you can never lose!
>>62017938You should all-in 0DTE calls
>>62017951i only buy index funds... im not a loser or a degen.
There's no point in analyzing 1m derivatives charts when there is an unprecedented physical supply deficit of the world's most important commodity winding through the global economy as fast as ships can sail, and this deficit is impossible to fill for the next several YEARS, possibly never.
>>62017927Iran won't yield, Trump will have to do something because he won't want to appear to back down, they'll drop some heavy bombs for big explosions for the news, but won't destroy the energy system, they'll use blackout bombs which just short it out for a day or so and he saves facethe strait will remain closed, but also open and this will continue for a few days... taco will probably happen behind the scenes after this event
>>62017957Sounds like you lack conviction to me
>futures: -0.17%...that's it? That's your bloody Monday bears? How pathetic
>>62017942Hell
uh oh, Brent going up bros...
>>62017938>futures opening flat is bullish as fuck. this is the bottom. im going 100% equities tomorrow.at least DCA in brotha
>>62017966>can't even keep it in the red150 EoW
>>62017966the night is still young
just wait for overnight to open
>>62017974Nonce!
>balls deep into soxs and tzawhat will become of me>>62017966are u NOT entertained
>>62017942Someone had a very good courier network around the time of the Battle of Trafalgar.
GME, silver and now oil baggies. Fomo is truly pathetic.
>Futures
>>62017983Avatarfagging is against the rules.
i boughted MU & PBR this friday, how fucked am i?
Imagine losing all of your money… to oil. Not to stocks, not to some startup that at least tried to build something—but to a panic-click, dopamine-fueled “this is definitely going higher bro” buy at the literal peak of a commodity chart that looks like a vertical cliff. You didn’t invest—you volunteered as exit liquidity for guys who already sold hours ago. Now you’re sitting there refreshing charts, reading geopolitical headlines like they’re horoscopes, convincing yourself this is “just a pullback” while your account slowly evaporates. You didn’t get rugged by Wall Street—you rugged yourself, all because you saw one green candle too many and thought you were early instead of being the final boss of bagholders.
>>62017978I ain't no nonce, I swear on me mum!
>>62017988Avatarfagging is against the rules
>OIL BARONS AND GIGACHADS WE ARE EATING GOOD
>>62017981it was waterloohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4
Kek. Imagine waiting all week in desperate hope for your teeny tiny puny little oil bag to pump… only for it to dump on open and immediately erase your entire personality along with your PnL. Now you’re sitting there staring at the chart like it betrayed you personally, hovering over the sell button but too proud to admit you just donated liquidity to someone smarter. Don’t worry bro, just call it a “long-term position” and log off—maybe it’ll respect you in the morning.
Can't deal with what a "bipolar girlfriend" simulator markets are right now. Should I just do something else beside trading the next month? Like there is unfinished vidya I have.
>>62018005yea if you can't take the heat get out of the oven
Notice how little the market cares about your pathetic oil bags. The Ukraine war sent oil to ~139. The 2008 bubble sent oil to ~147. The Iran war sent oil to… 97 bucks. That’s it. 97. Not 150. Not 200. Not ten thousand lakhs… 90 bucks. And you’re still sitting there like this is the one. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll pump 18:00 New Delhi Time.
>>62018005>"bipolar girlfriend" simulator marketsDamn that explains my boner
>>62017995>>62017998>>62018013Avatarfagging is *still* against the rules.
>>62018005The best time to be a trader is during high volatility. Calling yourself a trader when you're afraid of vol is like becoming a fireman whose afraid of seeing another man's penis.
>>62017998based pajeet posterhttps://youtu.be/Jc216lJlcBg?si=dgjErs_APnevtfaw
I can't get over how this exact thing happened last year around this time and people are still freaking out about it.
>>62018020i remember going to the firehouse for penis inspection day... they hung my picture up in the garage. being a kid was a lot of fun.
>>62018020It doesn't make sense to sell calls against my long calls because that'd be picking up pennies in front of a steam roller when I'm expecting the calls to print within a few months.And selling puts is idiotic, literally just a pathetic +30% a year simulator.
Schrödinger's TACO... The markets crashing quickly will end the war, yet people are pricing in a TACO so the markets won't move enough for a quick end, therefore the war will continue and the markets will just crab or slowly bleed.
I almost feel bad for panicans but then I remember how insufferable they’ve been
>>62018025You don't have to necessarily be a net seller of premium when volatility is high. You can buy debit spreads and literally wait a day for them to be profitable if they're losers.
>>62018032Why is he inhaling the flag?
>>62018037No Jewish cum available.
>>62018032You guys are a little too cocky about the lack of a total bloodbath
>>62018032>muh shill buzzwordsYou're literally an israeli hiding in a bunker. Buy every oil dip with extreme leverage.
>>62017777Holy fuck you are abominably retarded.
>>62018038Kek
>>62018042What does this post have to do with business or finance?
>>62018045>buy my bags saar Nope
>>62018032lol yeah so many people crying over Trump
>>62018048babe, if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.
Trump will definitively TACO on his ultimatum, there is literally no alternative. Right now ALL of the gulf is calling the White House NON-STOP about not going ahead with that, and the Gulf countries are the countries in the world that probably have the most leverage over the US government beside Israel.
Recession status?
>>62018060Cancelled and archived. Bulls won.
Gold is useless. Can't make AI out of it. Time to sell
I give up. Its over. I dont even wanna fight it anymore. I lost
>>62018057I get hard when babe berates me
>>62018054Nine days left to cover your underwater oil shorts. Tick. Tock. Short squeeze to $500 soon.
>>62018060Recession cancelled Golden Age has begun
>>62018066https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Bo4ZeYrGk
>>62018058>thinking trump is the one in charge
Does anyone actually pay to be in a trading group to watch some nigga watch the charts all day and maybe make a trade?
>>62018081if the guy was that good why does he need to sell spots to a trading group?
>>62017927>Imagine thinking that China and Russia won't continue supplying Iran's every need FOR YEARS in this proxy war.Everything about your post is plausible except this.BRICS are cheapskates, scammers, and backstabbers.All the fight Iran is putting up right now was done through its own means and it’s own preparation,If you want to look at what “Chinese and Russian support” gets you, you can look at Venezuela.
>>62017959>and this deficit is impossible to fill for the next several YEARS, possibly never.There's 1 week of supply chain disruption for every day of supply shock typically
>>62017927>Imagine thinking that China won't continue supplying Iran's every need FOR YEARS in this proxy war.China is getting hurt by the oil blockade more than the US is. China will not hesitate to throw Iran under a bus if the could profit from it, no loyalty.Other than that I agree on everything.
>>62017983>>62017988Reminder that this retard's puts only go in the money if oil drops below $75 within a couple months
>>62018090Venezuela was on the other side of the world completely cut of from any aid, Iran isn't.Oil to 150$ also please buy my PBR bags thanks
All the miga posters ITT gonna look real silly when the chuds start shooting at each other again
The real futes begin in 15 mins when panicans can sell en masse.
>>62018087I mean obviously, I don't expect anyone to be as good as I am but if I paid for 2 or 3 of these streams that's like 2 more people I could call retarded faggots for their stupid tradesI'm just here to feel smarter than everyone else
>>62018090>>62018096>>62018099Reminder that there's currently a bumper to bumper supply convoy stretching from China to Iran, through Tajikistan. We could blow up all of Iran's powerplants (unlikely because they're distributed and hardened), and China could still replace all of them almost immediately.
>>62018098Also a reminder, if his trade succeeds he gets a few rupees and hes still a smelly pajeet nigger
>>62018103They're literal israeli government shills. Are you actually gullible enough to think that the posts inside /ptg/ on /pol/ aren't bots? Buy oil.
>>62018099>PBRYuck.At least get something classy like EQNR if you’re going for the alternative petrostates.
think i'm just gonna eat ice cream for dinner tongihtthe market is collapsing, the economy is collasping, the world will probably end in a few days, no point left in trying to take care of myself or my worthless bodyjust bring ont he end, i'm ready
>>62018107Chinas not going to bankrupt itself for some middle east shithole's grid. Sorry you had to hear this from me, they've still got a hangover thinking they could modernize africa.
>>62018111>an israeli accusing other people of being jeets for betting against israel actually makes him a jeet tooWas this entire general born yesterday? That poster kvetches if you dunk on isn't real too hard. Buy every oil dip.
>>62018117>market is collapsingYou will wake up to this.
>>62018111>and hes still a smelly pajeet niggerwe call them jam boys now
>>62018118Two more weeks!
It's insane that if you turn on cable news theres hardly any critical coverage of this disastrous unprovoked US war of aggression crashing the economy and obliterating US respect
>>62018117I found a kilo of greek yoghurt in the fridge I forgot I had. I ate too much of it and now my stomach hurts. Keep thinking of eating more though.
>>62018121it's already collapsed so far
>>62018121It'll crab at best into plummeting once Drumpf does something stupid again.
>>62018131Eat more and then shit it all out >>62018130News doesn't exist anymore
uncs?
>>62018130>why isn't cable news reporting on the "news" and AI images from my unsourced moroccan telegram channels that show the USA is losing?Lmao. You'll never make money.
>>62018130>It's insane that if you turn on cable news theres hardly any critical coverage of this disastrous unprovoked US war of aggression crashing the economy and obliterating US respectit's a war israel wantsof course there is little criticismprobably also the reason why the markets haven't dipped moreif this was a war in america's interest, the media would be freaking the fuck out
>>62018130It’s not a big deal, retard. You are just a dumb panican
>>62018116
>>62018131>he only has 1 kg of yogurt in the fridgeahahahaha
glad to see our resident jeet has arrived
Iran deployed another Lego videohttps://x.com/RT_com/status/2035813516351865169
>>62018158>jeet has arrivedJAM BOYSJay Ay Em. Bee Oh Huwhy EssJam boy.
Guys, the yen is about to implode while they need to buy oil for USD. They'll have to start selling us bonds
How many hours to TACO?
>>62018164About 24.
let us observe the nikke my nikkas
>>62018163Who gives a shit. The stock market passed the bond market like 4 years ago. No one cares about bonds.
how to babe?
>>62018164His 48 hour tweet was 7:44PM ET 3/21
It's gonna be fucking awful innit. Strap in.
22h39m till trumps headline expires
>>62018175nathan rothschild, at paternoster square, when armies clashed
>>62017901it’s nice but that’s about it
>>62018181Shaka when the walls fell
i slurped
>>62018178He's lost his mind, one fuckup after another. Needs to resign immediately.
>>62018173just do a racism
>>62018171Japan does since they got infinity debt to gdp ratio. Trump probably have to do something now
>>62018184chill rachel, we're through. sorry about how it ended but i was a kid.
>>62018140Nah, just go after terrorists and secretly steal oil.
>he TACOs in the 11th hour
>>62018186What you slurp? Gold?
>>62017777checkedno one is respecting your digits. Shame
>>62018194>there are still 13 hours unaccounted for
>>62018174what a piece of fuck, that's in the night in EU.
>You're literally an israeli hiding in a bunker. Buy every oil dip with extreme leverage.
>>62017627bump
>>62018181
Thoughts on buying an airlines or transportation ETF when oil hits the top?
Sooooo, my nigga Lucky Larry Silverstein the kike who bought and insuranced the twin towers for terrorism then months later the towers were blown up by Jew terrorist just brought another tower in LA. How do I short the airlines and other stocks like the jew hedgefunds did during 9/11?Can we pool our money together or something?
SPX futures still holding at 6500literal nothing taco burger
>>62018194I'm not trading the TACO. I'm trading the JAFO (Jews Always Finding Out)
>CVX at all time highs
Let's be real, pool will remain closed and things can only get worse with escalation, time to long oil.
>>62018221>>62018221>>62018221
>>62018214When in the history of Israel have Jews ever “found out”? Suez crises ?
i see taco posting is up. did he finally do it?
>>62018226bro... i still can't work after what they did to my great great great great great great great great great great great great granddad
>>62018130cable news is just brain rot for retired boomers, nobody pays attention to it. People used to say that print media was dying but they had no idea how quickly cable was going to die. I'm genuinely nostalgic for the times when I used to watch MSNBC and Fox News opinion pieces and argue with retards online about it during the GWOT in between playing GTA.
>>62018242>Muh Hadrian
You can't own enough HGRAF.https://seekingalpha.com/article/4884725-hydrograph-demand-scaling-and-the-defense-angle
>>62018277I have more than enough (0)
>>62018261>jerusalem, when tears rained down
>>62018195equities of course, this is smg
Ouch gold
>>62018310Hard to tell because everything is down.Dxy, bonds, gold, and spy
Guys, I think I'll sit this one out until May.
