23 hours left to sell edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62017516
don't check gold computer
24 HOURS REMAIN
New thread, new me
>>62018221I should've bought more on Friday.
Suppose the hormussy is shut for 2 months and the global economy gets raped by $200/barrel with no end in sight, what do you buy when the market dips?
Is he even going to be able to TACO out if Israel just attacks anyways which will inevitably make America strike too?
Canada time
SELL GOLD, SELL SPY, SELL SILVER, SELL BTCBUY OIL
>>62018236Israel is gonna do it even if Trump chickens out
>>62018228Goldfuck is going to ZERO.
shale cant fail
>>62018235Home Depot. Coca Cola.
>>62018237Aren't Canadas just jeets now?
> futures
so they're basically fucked right? Like completely fucked.
SMCI to $22!
>>62018249They used to be our hatNow their our jam boy
>>62018245
the nikkei is crashing (again)
>>62018241I think they already started. Saw electrical explosion in Tehran a few hours ago and local power went out.
>>62018251They will make a long term deal with North America for oil & gas but in the short term it will be rough
>>62018241>Israel>Trump>Acting as if there is a difference between the two
>>62018235Hope.
>>62018251I watched the Super Taikyu events over the weekend and they seem to be in good spirits
>>62018236thats the best part. He wont. Israel has a veto on any negotiations. A "trump" card if you will. they could spell out a perfect peace deal to the t but israel doesnt have to abide by it and continue strikes. thats what makes it so strange. Trump would rather destroy america in its entirety than tell israel to fuck off.
>>62018250this is the >futures the democrats want
overnight volume is thin..gonna hope for a morning retard pump to dump into
>>62018267>Trump would rather destroy america in its entirety than tell israel to fuck off.Nothing strange about that.
>>62018244hope so. buying put spreads on GLD has been one of the easiest plays recently.
>>62018267You’re not making any sense. Just going “muh isreal muh isreal”. Did a Jew steal your girl?
>>62018273did you remember to take your pills babe?
>>62018270Best I can do is another dump into a V
>>62018247
I sometimes wish some guy in some elite hedge fund or in know drops some leaks here? Can't any of you spoil us
>>62018267D for card of doubt cast.There's no way israel can keep it going alone. And trump has both a very limited attention span and a very easily dented ego.The next few week (tomorrow) will be awful but it'll smooth out.
>>62018251Don't they have 200 days worth of reserves?Worst Korea is in a much worse situation
kospi headed for another circuit breaker...
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4884725-hydrograph-demand-scaling-and-the-defense-angleBuy HGRAF while it's cheap. This is your warning.
>>62018292theyre too busy packing each others fudge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0
>futures
Day 23 of the 60 days (extensible +30) special military operationtic tac tic tac
>>62018292All my homies are balls deep short around 6900
>>62018297I wish I can work at a PR firm as retarded as yours
>>62018297>if Garbage Don was a hot blonde
goldniggers I won't be recovering from this one
>>62018308every day has been a waking nightmare for gold babes
wow just got off geeze
>>62018302No, I'm just a shareholder who knows what I own. Btw, Bloomberg has noticed Hydrograph. It's only a matter of time before it's at $100 billion mcap.https://youtu.be/2srK3K2lg6Y?si=h5Ns0VdBdRsHVC28&t=182
Why is Iran going to wait until the 48 hours are up to get hit with airstrikes on the power plants?Israel would never wait around like that, mossads said it themselves "rise up and kill first".If Iran wants to win this instead of being on the back foot all the time, they should hit all the desalination plants and power plants in the middle tomorrow and send oil to 300 dollars per barrel.
>>62018292spoiler alert: he tacos
>>62018297Penny stock fags never get less desperate kek!
>>62018329Not this time, yahoo makes the decisions.This is Iran's war to lose, they'd rather be morally correct than strike the arabs and jews preemptively. But then again it gives us time to accumulate some oil.
>>62018327they're the bad guys if they strike first, they're trying to play optics that they're just defending themselves against retarded US aggression (which you may be able to make a case for)
>>62018334when this ends happily babe, remember who told you to stay cool.
>>62018292If I knew, I wouldn't tell you.
>>62018338what if it doesn't
>>62018327what are nukes?
>>62018308>>62018312Panic bottom close -good time to buy if you were late last time
>>62018335They'll always be the bad guys to europe, the middle east, canada, america and Australia no matter what.Then again we can always rely on them to be pussy ass bitches and that gives us time to predict what will happen. The natural gas, fertilizer and oil plays are no longer early.What are you guys thinking will happen if the desalination plants get hit? Will nestle stock go up because they sell bottled water?It's probably already spiking hard.
lol i bought nikkei on leverage on fridaythis happened last time we crashed btwi always time these perfectly
Lookner ringing the alarm bells
>>62018296maybe the gooks should turn off the 10x leveraged products until this war shit blows over. Holding ewy is like being trapped in a fucking paint shaker, the vol never ends.
>>62018346Useless actually. You can just wear a radiation suit and shoot a drone at any tanker that tries to pass the Strait.And they also have enriched uranium they can strike europe with if anyone nukes them. They have the ability to strike most of the world with that.
>>62018351I bought a fully japan geographically domestic nat gas company and its down 6% today, so who the fuck knows
>>62018351literally why
>>62018299
>>62018354the answer to your question of why Iran doesn't just go scorched earth is nukes.
miners getting fucked monday...
Imagine if Trump actually pops bubble on AI and ruins Silicon Valley for decades..
>>62018356i thought it was a nothingburger because markets did nothing for 2 weeks
>>62018327>win thisEscalation makes it only worse for Iran, their best outcome is peace with reasonable terms with them forcing it by being too much of a bother to attack and take over militarily.
this is it guys the next big candle is gonna be the breaker
>>62018344don't be so glum, sugar plum.
>>62018372
Wow the Japanese are being raped in the ass
>>62018364We would finally have some good news.
WDC CONDOR FINNA PRINT!!!!
>>62018376Have you read FT paper? Lot of data centers are built on debt and hopes so it could cause biggest economic crisis we've ever seen
>>62018375they should pearl harbor again without warning
>>62018364>mfw 1$ SOXL
Do I need to be concerned about what gold is doing right now? What about the index futures?
>>62018375Nintendo is down. 3%
Don't they have circuit breakers in Korea? The little nibs are pushing -6%
>Felt like I missed out on the samsung dip>A massive strike and rally was announced
kek baggies
>>62018392it's gonna trigger around 7-9%
>>62018393It's down 5% how did you miss out?
MU sweeties…
Gold us down almost 5% and it's just the opening...
>>62018249Aren’t you guys all Mexican now?
>>62018399I mean the one in early March.
>>62018351nigga everyone is dumping non american stocks rapidly are you retarded
Holy fuck the usd/jpy ratio
Holy fuck Asia is getting HEEMED
koera halted for 5 min. kek and there it is
>>62018402lmao, it's literally the overnight. wait until pre-market. you are going to see shit you have never seen before.
>>62018403I don't think I've ever seen a mexican in the UK.
What are some good Japanese slurps?Nintendo? Toyota?
if i HAD to put on my strategist hat for a minute and guess why iran is still holding out, it would be this. they are not prepared for a re-alignment, either for domestic reasons or because they calculate they get a better deal under the status quo, and are trying to signal to china that they are reliable partners that are willing to take pain on their behalf. i think they want to make a deal, but it's important that they show adequate resolve to keep chinese trust.
>>62018409buying so much gacha currency rn frfr>>62018413not strictly true. I've seen overnight be extremely doomer, but then the open was fine
>>62018417Mazda.
>>62018411get fucked japs
>>62018413it'll be fine hahapms dump first but they recover first tooto the moon haha unironically
>>62018417nikkei is still up over 10% ytd. There's a lot more runway to slurp
What about the gay of hormuz?
im so fucking heemed lmao. I cant liquidate until open.
>>62018411Wtf, japan and korea, someone call 911
>>620184025% is a lot of percentI hope everything crashes lmao
>>62018428I've lost everything
>>62018424This, same goes for korea.
>>62018413If gold goes under 4000 I'm buying.
>>62018431Korea is still 128% up in a year for some reason. No idea what was going on there but apparently they were booming or struggling under inflation, possibly both
Trump is the worst president in history and it's not even close
>>62018437seems retarded. you cant live in gold. you can eat gold. you cant even wipe your ass with goldgold is a useless piss rock
>>62018436What about spy? How much up ytd?
>>62018409i'm fairly confident they intervened last week and honestly with gold dumping they may be doing it now too
what is wrong with this nigga face
>>62018441Well stocks are just a piece of paper, so I guess you can wipe your ass with it at least
>>62018436My entire portfolio is EWY, EWJ and GOLD because I didn't trust the Ronald McDonald Blumpfs stock market.
>>62018442mein fuhrer... spy...
>>62018449not even dude, no one here has physical stocks. they cant even wipe they ass with they robinhood lmao
>>62018418>i think they want to make a dealAll of the moderate negotiators were assassinated, you FUCKING RETARD. The literal IRGC jihadists are the only people left.
>>62018441You can eat gold, it's inert.
>>62018450rip in piece
>>62018441you can short gold and eat off that
>>62018452>physical stocksok buddy time to stop huffing galaxy gas
U know there's no way out of this blunder unless US literally nukes them>If war goes on for months with strait closed there's worldwide recession >If America folds it makes people lose trust in US and gives a precedence to other countries on how to fuck the US over Trump warning them he'll wipe them out shows he knows how deep in shit we are.
>>62018441If gold goes below 30 I'm building my house out of gold bricks
>>62018418>they want to make a dealWould you want to make a deal with the guy who broke his promises to you twice in the past year? And also killed everyone involved in the deal, twice
>>62018454>it's inert.
>>62018411I'm going to buy a cute Korean girl with my big american bear gains
>>62018388>Do I need to be concernedThat depends. Would missing a great show make you concerned? What about losing a lot of money? Just hypothetically of course..
>>62018462is that in his book?
>>62018460But all their rocket infrastructure is on the shores of the straight of homos. You nuke that, all the gulf homos go radioactive too
>>62018411How can someone look at this and not understand it’s a pure panican kneejerk reaction? There is zero thesis behind these sell offs.
>>62018462if i were involved in a conflict, i would want to fix it and make it better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A
guys it's not even down as much as it was minutes ago you fucking dumbass panicans. absolute nothingburger stay poor
>>62018462Anyone with more than a few IQ cells to rub together would take a deal. You'd basically become a billionaire overnight and you get to eat McDonald's and coke instead of just rice and kefir. You'd have to be dumb not to align with the west and get those BUCKS. Japan would probably even give you a custom made katana for opening the strait and saving the world economy.
>>62018464how much for a korean babe?
>>62018434>>62018428My folio is redder than an orange, but I don’t care because I don’t use margin.Using margin right now is just asking to be raped.
>>620184771 Link in 2030
>>62018472That is from panisians who are far more dramatic in their manic panic
>>62018472well the thesis is asia really really really needs middle east oil to sustain their economy
>>62018472>There is zero thesis behind these sell offs.Korean and Japanese economies are dependent on imports which are cut off
>>62018484>>62018485do panicans really? why don't the koreans just open the strait?
What is this pattern called in technical analysis?
>>62018471Tactical nukes exist plus Hiroshima didn't make all of Japan radioactive
>>62018484That would warrant these indices crashing 10% over an entire YEAR, not them crashing 25% across 3 weeks.
>>62018460No matter which route we take, there is only an escalation of negative outcomes.Trump fell into the most obvious jew trap card, gg I guess
If you're working in Tech and buying shares of companies that are laying off people, you are the most stupidest idiot ever existed in this world.
>>62018493have you looked the price movement of those indices prior to the start of Operation Epstein Files?
>>62018488CheckedThe bottom (for the hour)
>>62018492How is 1 little nuke like that going to beat Iran thoughJapan was already defeated when the nukes dropped, that was just a product demonstration for future clients
>>62018487Probably a mix of panic, but also they need cash as they're over leveraged and thingsvare braking down. It's a perfect shit storm out there. A kami kaze of shit
>>62018493that guy just didnt add enough "really"s
>>62018495But then it's impossible to invest in tech
>>62018495Neither your code nor your financial input is needed laidoffcel. Keep crying though.
oy vey
>>62018494Plus what was he thinking killing leadership and their whole family? Like are you Americans actually that evil? It's like you never planned on any end game or off ramp? Now he threatens their power grid >>62018499They won't use a nuke anon but it'd be fastest way out. But most likely is a ground operation
>>62018472youre retarded. theres liquidations happening with the big boys. these arent panic sells, they are forced sells
>>62018450RIP in pepperoni, with me it’s only 2/3 of my portfolio that’s Korean and Jap,
MY SHINY ROCKS, WORTHLESS, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>The contingent of 4,500 U.S. sailors and Marines heading for the Middle East signals a plan “to take the Island and the Strait of Hormuz", according to an Israeli official - WaPo
>>62018472korean and japanese investors are leveraged degenerates
>>62018512You are wrong, objectively the institutions haven’t been forced to sell of Korea and Japan yet.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING TACO???I'M LOSING MY SHIRT OVER HERE!
>>62018496Kek
>>62018515gold now tracks their lives i guess (we're going to zero)
if Iran starts getting confirmed kills on zogbots, do markets go up or down?
>>62018522then why have they all fallen more in the short term than american stocks
korean markets seem fun. seems like every other day they have a circuit breaker
>>62018507see you unhoused, baggy
>>62018524Chillax panican, it's guaranteed.
>>62018527up. dying zogbots is extremely profitable since it boosts MIC sales and reduces liabilities like VA and social security.
>>62018232>Beyond meatIsn't it that vegan stock that went rock bottom?
>heavily invested in South Korea and ChinaI'm watching all my profits evaporate before my eyes.
>>62018221What are the ideal portfolio allocations?I call this the portfolio of PeaceI made it this way so that it looks like a peace signhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio
>>62018531he might taco his ultimatum, but how does he get the strait open?
>>62018524isreal pulled a nordstream 2 on trump so now he can't TACO.
>>62018511If nukes are used, Israel will be nuked, probably by Russia. It'd be hilarious.But yes, America is very evil as it is under kike influence. See how Russia behaved under jewish bolshevism
>>62018535Profits?In this economy?
>>62018536probably not that
>>62018538i k t f
>>62018299>>62018359Futures look like that instead of looking like this
>Saudi Aramco cuts crude deliveries to Asian customers for April due to war disrupting Strait of Hormuz shipping — Reuters reports.
>>62018496I have some bad news and a snack for you
>>62018547yea, asia, especially SEA is giga fucked
>DOW loses barely 10% since Epstein Fury>Miners down >50%
>>62018547JAV code for big arab shipping and gas companies FUCKING tight overleveraged asian economies?
TRIPS & WE RIPS
>>62018554it's so over
What are the odds that Asian countries agree to trade oil in non-dollar currencies to get free passage through the strait?
>>62018554Dubs and we dumps
it's ok, just make up all your losses by shorting this
>Koreas/Japans 6 month strategic oil reserves: am I some kind of joke to you?
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYIN G IT'S FUCKIN OVER FREAK THE FUCK OUT SELL EVERYATHING RIGHT NOW
>he fell for the international meme
goldniggers wtfwt
>Saudi Aramco, the world's top oil exporter, has cut crude supply to Asian buyers in April, after the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran disrupted trade via the Strait of Hormuz, according to two sources - Reuters
>>62018565>pay for anime>get jeeted
>>62018418>willing to take pain on their behalffutures
>>62018569Those are designed to have a staggered release, they will be released over months
>>62018565this is why I just torrent. their loss in revenue equals my loss in the inevitable security breach. anything digital should just be free due to risk to both parties.
>>62018562Unlikely simply because there's not exactly any good mechanism for other currencies. Dollars are all over the international financial system and survives basically through inertia. If Japan has to pay in Chinese currency, they need to get it somehow and buying it on the forex markets is a really suboptimal strategy, especially if its a sudden thing along with several other countries. You'd want there to be lots and lots of exports going to China at the same time already and for everyone to have large cash reserves. Its more likely that Iran will negotiate lifting of sanctions and receive payments in dollars and then slowly accept more and more payments in some other currency over the course of years.
Gold bros... its over
>>62018572I told these guys that they are investing in emerged markets, not emerging(they’ve already emerged).
>>62018584If you never intended to pay there was no loss in revenue, EU commissioned a study on piracy yeas ago and this was the conclusion
>>62018587we just bounced bro (it might be dead cat though)
whats this pattern called
>>62018535I’m mentally almost calculating with this entire year being a write off, but who knows maybe summer or later there are giga pumps.
>>62018488It's called the YOU COULDA DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO NIGGERNACCI RETRACE CUP AND BIG BLACK BALLS pattern. Many such cases actually.
>>62018552Can't wait to guzzle mining penny stocks
>>62018418They are just holding out to tell you fuckers that you are gay and not welcome in this region. That goes for Americans and Israelis.
>He isn’t in the Kool Kash Klub.lol baggie.
henlomister jerome please
>>62018594the V-shaped recove-ACK
is shorting airlines the play right now? >raped by oil prices>raped by dubai airport closure, the 2nd largest airport hub in the world>customers are going to get (literally) raped by ICE, discouraging travelling even more
>>62018594Cope bounce.
>>62018594Return to normal
>>62018594Imagine how worse this would be if they didn't halt selling for the day
>>62018547Yeah some of us have been warning that it would rekt Asian markets the most. The clock is ticking.
WE BE SLURPING
>>62018604Yeah but they're down 19% from ATH alreadyI am considering going long when the end of the oil crisis is in sight
>>62018553I would pirate this JAV
>>62018604Girls love "traveling" never bet against the woman consumer.
>>62018604I would be too worried about government interference. Trump would have Scotty B buy that shit up.
>>62018589ancedotally it checks out. I probably wouldnt even register for free streaming if they needed an login.
Should I place my first futures trade now or wait till morning? I'm planning to full port something... Haven't decided what yet
>>62018604>>62018614airlines just seem unsustainable. Always one dumb accident away from crashing (literally). thin margins, exposed to unions, massive competition, etc
>>62018587This cant be happening, Gold is in charge here!Of course market is a joke anyway, my mining stocks are down 30% by now, more or less.The one Oil stock is only up 10%, because why would an independent producer that does not transport through Hormuz be of any major SP rise, that would be too much to ask for.
surely it can't be THAT bad right??
DCA boomers keep winning while the zoomer gambling addicts shit and piss themselves. Everything is as it should be.
OFFICIALLY KOSPI CRASHING FOR THE FIFTH TIME THIS MONTH THEME:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW2oJW06qUE
>>62018626its pretty bad for non us countries, which will eventually be bad for the us too
>>62018605The KOSPI halted selling, you can only buy for the rest of the day
>>62018628OH NO BACK TO LEVELS FIRST SEEN ON FEBRUARY 12 2026 THE HORROR MAKE IT STOP
Uh, should I have filled up at the gas station this weekend?
>>62018633BRO YOU SHOULDA GOT GAS LIKE A MONTH AGO I GOT GAS THE FIRST DAY OF THIS SHIT
>>62018630>halted sellingGenerally you have to buy from someone who is selling…. If you mean shorting, that kills liquidity and is actually worse for the market.
>>62018633you should have bought an EV a month ago lol
>>62018630kek
>didn't stock up on cash>bought the top>dedicate 80% of savings on stocks
>>62018604
>>62018626>During the 1970s oil crises (1973–1974 and 1979), there was very little direct, physical destruction of oil infrastructure. Instead, the crises were caused by intentional production cuts, embargoes, and political upheaval that resulted in a loss of supply, rather than the destruction of physical assets like refineries or pipelinesAI says that there wasnt actually much shit blown up back then so it makes sense now is worse cause its not just countries manipulating the markets.
>>62018633nah it'll blow over in 6 months you can fill up then
>>62018604Generally, the more complex the end product, the more vulnerable to supply disruption it is.
>>62018626It would be way worse if there was not a bunch of oil sitting on the water due to US sanctions waiting to be slurped upThe government emergency reserve drawdowns help. There are also large private industrial stockpiles. But in general the situation right now is there's a structural oil supply deficit which will cause more problems the longer it continues.
>>62018636They halted the ability to sell after it dipped 5%, this is a mechanism that exists in stock markets around the worldhttps://www.koreatimes.co.kr/economy/20260323/krx-issues-sell-side-sidecar-for-kospi-on-sharp-drop
>>62018643Airlines go bankrupt every oil crisis. You have to remember the government interferes in markets, we live in a fake market where shit companies get bailed out with our tax dollars.
>>62018411KOSPI (South Korea) circuit breaker was activated just a moment ago because it dropped over 5% for over 1 minute.
>>62018644there are more sanctions and embargos trump can lift, venezuela has oil we control, he can put in export controls. There's a lot that can suppress the oil shortage today but we are LITERALLY going into a recession.
i've seen things you people wouldn't believe
>>62018656Well yeah there's a lot he can do for North Americaglobal markets will get heemed if this continues much longer though, there's not much question about that.
>>62018654>venezuela has oil we controlvenezuelan oil is low quality and difficult to process + the infrastructure is not in place for another 5 years or so
>>62018659Like I told you before, no human being has a 15 inch penis, flaccid.
>>62018650They halted trading/algo-trading retard. You need a buyer and seller to make a trade genius.
>>62018662sorry. just wanted to contribute. I am just getting especially heemed by this. all of the ingredients are here. we are going into a recession. all that bullshit the policy makers have been can kicking is about to wreck the US
>>62018665The US has the refineries to process Venezuelan oil, the US exports its higher quality shale oil while importing lower quality cheaper crude from Venezuela and Canada and refining it for domestic use
>>62018656>Venezuela has oil we controlBit of a stretch.Venezuela has people in charge who are willing to go along with us to help them drill the oil that they currently can’t drill because their previous leader was a retard who ruined everything.Not quite the same as controlling it like it’s the water coming out of your faucet.
>>62018679Delcy is a fangirl/cheerleader for the US.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BisNx4YR8pQ>futures
There's no way trump can allow this to continue. He has to commit boots now.
>>62018683She can pump those pom poms and lead a cheer for U-S-A all she wants, but it’s not going magic the oil out of the ground.
>>62018383Unironically we need a reset to truly fix things. Everything needs to crash and burn.
>>62018689he wants strait open though
>>62018693>>62018689>de-dollarization? >DUMP GOLD TO 0im so tired bros
Tonight my friend will be buying Nasdaq at 24k. Nikkei at 51k. Dow at 46k. Gold at 4400 or 4500. Short term swing trade, positions closed by Friday at latest.
>>62018698how much capital is he swinging?
NIGGERS
>>62018689>Forcing oil to be traded in a currency that’s only 1.08% of global Forex reserves.This will surely not end in disaster.
>>62018692you wouldn't say that if you were being taken care of properly.
>>62018698You don’t need that many trades to lose money
>>62018221y'all are fucked.
>>62018708everybody's fucked dumbass
>>62018698The Dow is already below 46k...
Where will all the new oil come from to replace reserve releases and gulf instability?I bet Canada's oil & gas industry will get major external investment
>Futures
>>62018708don't blame mei voted for curtis sliwa
At least nobody here was dumb enough to invest in rocks
>>62018724Canada has crude oil of similar quality to Venezuela, it will take years to build new refineries that can process it
>>62018724I'm in Calgary, I'm ready for our province to boom. Also buying TQQQ by the fucking boatload, hope orange nigger chokes on dicks
>>62018725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9DuLnd7Tqw
>>62018730Yeah I won't make that mistake again.
>>62018708
The point is to short oil and dollar alternatives to promote stability and fight inflation.During Gallipoli when the Dardenelles were closed (where most of the worlds grain passed through coming from Ukraine), the bong government shorted grain futures also.With books you win.
I am going to lose more even money tomorrow, and yet I am excited.What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>62018736Hahaha more like Sunday evening my portfolio is down already.
>>62018743that was a fun fact.
>>62018731Sure but Japan or Korea would gladly do that if it means long term oil security
kek oil baggies
>>62018743counterpoint: reading is gay
>Asian markets
>>62018745You’re a natural cuck
>>62018753nikkei is green nigga
>>62018699Mid six figures in futures contracts.>>62018707Sometimes she goes. Sometimes she don't. Way of the road. >>62018723It needs to hold above that price level before purchase.
>>62018747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rK5LJ6w00g
>>62018750Sure, not saying they won't but I am pointing out it will take years and isn't an instant solution
im fine as long as INDA keeps tanking
>>62018292elite hedgefund analyst here. Trump is going to taco by market close
>>62018758Nikkei is down over 3% though?
>>62018292I've been telling you to buy KMB for months now anon. I'm the top diaper analyst at Goldman.
>>62018758>nikkei is green nigga
>>62018768wrong
>>62018705Good thing China has been building up its global commodity markets in Shanghai to be competitive for the past decade right ameribros ahahahaha
>>62018758this nigga colorblind
>>62018778retard ahh nigga
>>62018758But green is down and red is up in Asia!
>>62018774>June 2026
KEK YIELDS
>>62018763I think it depends on how the war shakes out.If the US wins and can force Iran's hormussy open, I think they take it as a temporary situation unlikely to be repeated and just go along with gulf rebuilding, maybe build more oil & gas pipeline bypasses to the red sea and through Oman.If Iran demonstrates it has total control over the strait and can open it and close it at will, toll it if need be - that puts a significant risk premium on all commodities coming out of there going forward. I can see a consortium of Asian countries funding major expansions of oil and gas pipelines from Alberta to the pacific like they already did with the LNG Canada project.
>>62018787oh ok>>62018790retard
>>62018774>futures
>>62018787And pussies are sideways.
>>62018801It's all a matter of perspective
>>62018809>>62018809>>62018809
>>62018798Marines are gonna take over the islands in the strait. Irans legs will be spread apart
>>62018758>-10,01% in a monthI don't know why I lose my time checking, you all are always wrong.
>>62018608Wait, if shit drops too much they simply stop the machines? How is this legal?
