21 hours to sell edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62018221
red id and dump
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Lmao
>>62018814WHAT DOES BLUE MEANSTELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOUR FUCKING COLOR FUCKING MEANS YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
https://yourcountdown.to/the-presidents-48-hour-ultimatum-to-iran-1774203261
>>62018819You got the happy id.
>>62018822Israel already front ran the Don.Their method is to double down and escalate until everyone agrees to bomb Iran.
Kikes, kike accessories, and sandniggers.
>>62018819THEY STOLE HIS TACO
guys... the nikki...
Whether the color of my ID is closer to red or green in RGB color reckoning = how the market goes today.
crash this piece of shit, boys!
Tomorrow is going to be +2% btw
>>62018835Have you not figured out that Monday in Asia is just USA last Friday?
>>62018837>greenThank god anon, you saved us
it's gonna be ok babes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PORGRLadxFs
>>62018819>>62018828MOTHERFU-
>Futeshttps://youtu.be/-fumJ6yxdv4?si=yIc4tUKpTxLJLpup
>>62018819called it
>>62018819LIKE CLOCKWORK MY NIGGAI JUST BOUGHT A SHIT TON OF UCO
>>62018819>brics news
FUACK WHY DID I BUY BRAZILIN OIL AND NOT NORD
nigger monday
>>62018870Confirmed by Israel themselves.
>>62018819>Brics newsAyyy lmao
>>62018819How fucking difficult can it be to build decent air defences? Jesus christ just build one decent system and churn out thousands of them all over the country. Stealth aircraft are a mean and can be seen quite easily if you have powerful enough radar.
>>62018873
>The Israeli army said Monday that it launched a broad wave of attacks against government infrastructure in the Iranian capital.>Strikes were carried out in at least five municipal districts, with blasts heard in areas including Piroozi Street, Shahid Babaei Highway, Heravi Square and Hafez Street near the Jomhuri intersection.>No information was available on casualties or the extent of damage.>Iran has retaliated with drone and missile strikes targeting Israel, Jordan, Iraq and Gulf countries hosting US military assets.
>>62018877>just hit fast moving stuff in the sky broif it were only that easy. Tho it appears Iran has drones flying around armed with missiles that are successful against our drones
>>62018873>>62018881Are we getting the biggest "chicken jockey" of our lifetimes?
dont like the middle east
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpki'm hoping for peace tomorrow. if not over there then hopefully between us babe. love you so. headed to the gym.
>>62018889seriously, fuck those guys
>>62018892Great song.
>>62018889I dont know, they know how to keep it exciting at least
>>62018886The Israelis regularly intercept missiles moving at mach 7 or something. Fastest the F35 can go is like mach 1.6. Can't be that hard.
>>62018897got a few ideas for when they announce peace and i'm dying to post them
>>62018877Air defense wasn’t needed in the era of fighting against goat tribes
This is why I hold gold. Because in uncertain times, like war and financial crisis, I can always sell my gold while paper money is useless.
>>62018877Iran's SAM network was raped to death last year, there's not much you can do when you're fighting two of only three countries in history who have any experience carrying out attacks against air defence.
I kinda feel good. If this shit ends, my soxl goes up. If it doesn't, I eventually lever in with my cash. Don't really care what my bogle bullshit does. Suppose if the economy ends and I'm out of work that would suck.
>>62018913KEK
>>62018915I dunno, I feel like I could design a system that could BTFO both USA and Israel's air forces. For example, you put the radar on a platform that descends underground the moment it detects an incoming threat to the radar itself and pops back out when surrounding radars say it's safe.
>>62018913Of all the baggies itt you are worst off
>>62018915Which is the third?
>>62018927I FUCKING KNOW. Please god why is the fucking asian market open before the US. They're fucking my shit up and i can only watch for another 10 hours. Stop this torture!
>>62018929Russia you gorilla.
>>62018926the enterance to that hole will definetly be fucked
>>62018870>>62018875so much coping baggies
mister jerome...
>>62018877Just shoot down the drones for less than what they are worth. How fucking difficult can that be? Just shoot them down in general or why is that strait closed?
japan markets not doing as bad as I expected desu. M.. maybe it will be okay..
> futures
>posts a picture of jpy futures and confuses it for spot>Calls me a retardSome of you are very unable to deal with the cognitive dissonance that comes from being an incorrect idiot
>spaceX wants to IPO at a 1.75 TRILLION valuation>shit and piss 500 wants to change the rules so it can instantly add spaceX to the index and force indextards to be exposed to itI normally don't touch elon's nigger meme stocks, but how could you not go short this? it's going to IPO, institutions are going to pump it up to dump their bags on retail/hedge funds, and then it's gonna rug at least 50% and heem the markets.
>>62018881Stocks don't go down if you don't look at them.
>>62018926>the moment it detects an incoming threatNow an electronic warfare aircraft will spam fake signals to make the radar think it's being targeted forcing it to hide. This was already occurring during the Vietnam War. NVA SAM crews got wise to the fact they were being targeted which led them to shut off their radars, sometimes unnecessarily. >>62018929Ukraine now, a lot more limited than the other two but they've managed to figure it out a lot of novel solutions.
this bread needs to stop freaking out over nikkei & kospi, theyre just catching up the dip we had before closing.monday isnt gonna be a bloodbath with a mere -3/4%, considering KR/JP are both insanely dependent on middle eastern oil unlike the US/EU
How much can gold fall before the circuit breaker? It must be close now. Plz
>>62018939One of Russia's greatest failings in their war has been their inability to destroy Ukraine's air defence. >>62018947Very difficult because Western manufacturers have been obsessed with building high end and expensive weapons for decades now. The big issue with drones is actually spotting and targeting them because they fly so low.
So, are we going to get another global financial crisis or nothing ever happens?
>>62018959You may want to sit down for this
>>62018954You think they really want Elon to take the blame for wrecking the economy?
>>62018966Unlikely to get a financial crisis. People are too bearish.
>>62018959between 1.5k & 2.5k, dont buy the 30y top next time
>>62018970that'd be really fucking funny
>>62018954that instant adition to the shit and piss to force 401ks to pump it is wild
>>62018967I'm RGB, red green blind
>>62018954>219 P/ESounds like Coinbase to meI think puts expiring 1-4 months out or even leaps is probably the play here
>>62018970He'd be perfect for it.
He might be drunk posting
>>62018958Honestly the only people who are truly shrekt are people who bought short dated calls on the Asian indices
>>62018966What's your deadline like?
>>62018981fake tweet u nig
>>62018967I have no idea why this got reposted, what’s going on with the 4chan software?
>>62018970bro even epstein didn't want him on the island.
SPY -3% tomorrow
>>62018954>rug 50%Very unlikely, and what’s your basis for assuming this?
At least my SPY puts are gonna print on Monday
Kangaroo futures, bangaroo open
>>62018979That's actually pretty impressive I thought the PE ratio would be much higher
>"youth is wasted on the young">elders actively sabotage people and refuse to help me>haha now you're an unhappy adultIf I'd just worked a stable job at the ice cream store from 17-27 I'd be better off than the years I spent working short term temp jobs a month or two in the office because my mom would otherwise be embarrassed.Also I should have watched gold's chart damn nigga what a horrible fumble back in november when it was making an obvious cup and handle.>>62018809>21 hours to sellBiggest nothingburger nothing ever happens chudda.png TACO of the last 20 years.
Eventually I will reach a point where my capital I can invest, the good stock trades I plan out and the amount of returns will finally make this all worthwhile. Eventually I will gamble my way back up.
>>62019004vibes, mostly. spaceX has like 15 billion in revenue and this was before it got saddled with twitter and xAI which are laden with debt and operating as a loss. 800 billion would still be absurd but it's an elon meme stock and people like space so I don't think it'll rug all the way.
>>62018970I hope so lol. Fuck that faggot>erm I'm autistic>please don't be mad at me for saying whites deserve to be replaced, let me be a trillionarie on marsFunny how his dad said a white minority is bad (south africa) and that elon is a huge fag. It's always the 90 year olds who are based, and then their middle aged kids are faggots. Why yes I hate my parents, how did you know?
>>62019033Yes you only lose if you stop playing
>>62019004It's income is only like 10 billion, it cann't justify that valuation.
this is just boomers trying to shred millenial savings/401ks just like they shredded everything else.
Turns out the right investment is corn
>>62019029You want sympathy for that post with that picture?
man fuck israel this shit suuuucks
>>62018954They are only allowing the public markets access to a very small portion of the outstanding shares with the IPO, which makes the overall valuation so ridiculous
The market will never face the reality of two more weeks until gamblers get liquidated and actual supply lines stop functioning, like with fertilizer.
>>62018877>build 10000 big dick warplane annihilator missilesEnemy sends in the el cheapo one way attack drones>build 10000 lightweight, low-cost SHORAD technicalsEnemy sends in the big dick warplanes >build bothEnemy tailors their SEAD campaign to target whichever part of your IADS is weakest and then uses the capability gap this creates to kill or suppress everything elseAir power is simply too powerful, thats why it's called air POWER
What was our consensus a fortnight ago?
>>62018926So not only are your radars tied to known, fixed positions but all the enemy needs to do is fly into the area (or fire a MALD) and the radars will automatically suppress themselves?Why even bother with air defences at that point
ON WHAT NEWS? I KNEEL OIL CHUDS.
>>62019055>two more weeks
Anyone remember there’s supposed to be a civil war happening in Mehico right now? What the fuck abortive happening was that?
Going all in on open
>>62019075all into your bussy
>>62019042Boomers must own the vast majority of the stock and bond wealth
>>62019060a move on no news is the work of the jews
>>62019051Mu portfolio is 50% Scott's miracle Gro ($SMG) and 50% Kimberly Clark ($KMB). I'm literally ready for any after hours spills or leaks that life might throw at me.
>>62019055March 9th? I think the US operation was looking good the first week but but March 9th Iran had confirmed taken out some US radar systems and its interception rates were declining significantly, accelerating stockpile drawdowns. Iran seemed to be achieving its military and strategic objectives despite getting heemed by bombs. The Strait of Hormuz issue came into clearer focus with a huge rally up to $120/barrelI think most people were still bullish that it would be over soon. I think now people are starting to capitulate and go into cash or long oil.
we're fuckded
Andy Jassy and Mark Zuckerberg are financial terrorists
HES ABOUT TO TACO
The meme is real. I went all in last week and now the market is about to crash. It's honestly amazing how unlucky some people can be in life.
>>62019096>>62019101
>>62019108Not unlucky, just stupid. Really, really stupid. You should have listened. Buy oil, short tech. Everything always happens.
>>62019096>Hormus was never closed
Is it finally happening after a year of TACOing out, the most blatant insider trading this century and giving him the benefit of the doubt a thousand thousand times over?
>>62019108>It's honestly amazing how unlucky some people can be in life.DCA brotha
HEY GUYS!! NEW “FAG” HERE (LULZ! OR SHOULD I SAY “KEK” xD)THESE NEW CAPTCHAS FUCKING SUCK NIGGER BALLS IS THERE AN APP OR SOMETHING I CAN USE TO AVOID THEM PERMANENTLY?
>>62018981Sad
>catching the falling night of a stock that is down 99.9% over the past five years (SOXS)It do be like that sometimes. Now one has to master the art of playing long and short simultaneously to make bank
>>62019101>to put it mildly kek
>>62019118You retards have become so TACO obsessed you don't even know what it means or where it comes from. It was originally a way to keep libtards from losing money on selling low when Trump would revert a reciprocal tarriff when the other country bent the knee. You can't unblow up an Ayatollah with a signature. You can't repair LNG facilities with a tweet. You have completely lost the plot in every sense of the word.
>>62019117man i suck at this, but i think i nailed the last one at least
>bought gold at 5100>bought silver at 100>bought oil at 120FML
>>62019128I can’t wait for Trump to be out of office. Not because I don’t like him that much but just because something about his existence emboldened conspiracy theorists, made normies obsessed with politics and made politicians go against any semblance of common sense out of virtue of being associated with him. He really poisoned the well, though I still have no idea why.
>>62019101Trump is a brotherhood of nod supporter?
Insider here. Full Taco inbound before market close
>>62019132Silver went to 120 doe?
>panicans will be losing money on their oil longs and tech shorts tomorrow
>>62019133Same. I thought in 2016 that a little poison in the well might’ve been good at the time. I had no idea it could be so gay and that a weird MAGA cult would spawn out of it.
>>62019132thank you for your service
>>62018913its the opposite but okay
>>62018913people are finally starting to get it
>>62019129We were not born with the knowledge of how to trade. Looks like you're doing OK, Anon.
>>62019142That's a cope, he went full Zion retard. With jews, you lose.
>>62019108zoom out
>Futures>https://youtu.be/2Te1uQrHs4Q?si=6NaZreRdiJqwmGpb
>>62019128realistically the only move he has no movesAmerica or Israel or both can still win in a few scenarios, but he loses in all cases.its a tough spot to be in, one like that. any move he makes loses him the election, but one of those >just do nothing really and hope something changesis the only action that doesn't immediately result in a loss, so that is what he's doing.
>>62018955That's Endermen.
>futures
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
RETARD RETARDRETARD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62019200WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?
>>62019132>didn't touch gold, did global diversification>bought silver at $23 x 220 oz>bought domestic oil producers 6 months agoCopper and silver and REEs are still on the menu, as are energy (uranium and oil). That's how I'm playing AI, critical resources they need.Also consider healthcare/biotech as a long term play.Be patient, wait 5-10 years
>>62019203GOOOOOOOOOOOOLDDDDDDDDDDDGODL THEY SAID
>>62019191>>62019194>>62019195what happened
>>62019204>Be patient, wait 5-10 yearsaint nobody got time for that unc
>>62019191>>62019194>>62019195>>62019200let me guess, gold or korea
>>62019206I was about to flex on your post by showing you long term gold/spy ratioSo it looks like it spikes hard during times of crisis, eg look at 08/09 and 2011/2012 ... (interestingly, not so much covid)If you're comfortable holding a 2-3 year trade, it looks like long gold, short spy could do wonderful things if you balance it right
>>62019209>why get rich in 5-10 years when you can go broke now
>>62019209Then you will continue to lose money. Gambling 0dtes is a great way to lose long term
>>62019209Better being rich in 20-30 years than being poor forever.
>>62019215We get it whore.You don't really love the market, you just want money.>PROBLEM!No one like this actually makes it.No vacant eyed mumu placidly floating up ever makes it to the next run.There is a single personality quirk common to every great trader.Not one (1) of them is in it for the money.>you just want to be right!Is exactly the correct motivation.Maybe not (0) DTE, but I will never not be an optionsfag.
the age of gold and silver is over. The age of corn has begun
>>62019213im in august/december calendar spreads.
Rumors are that Kjirstin Breure has met with Elon Musk over the weekend at the Terafab event. How long until she's carrying his next child?
oil holding at 98.what are we thinking at open?
>>62019231big if true
crazy to think i would not be doing any of this shit if i had a girlfriend with a fuckable ass and stuffI can stomach -30% draw downs but not talking to girls. really makes you think
>>62019245It's tumbling DOWN
how crazy is it to link the drop in gold to the obvious manipulation going on in WTI futures? and how fucked are we if that's the case
>it's actually dumpaning
>roggs (again)
>>62019248Damn at first I thought you were talking about investing money and building for retirement, rather than simping for a hoe that takes all your time+money.
>>62019245Asia markets taking a dump is bullish for oil and rug pull on us open. Also big funds are opening up short positions and are finishing closing out longs this week.
>>62019256You should've known the everything bubble was going to pop when you heard the knew Chuck Norris died
>>62019261supernovic truth nuke
>yfw gold to $2500 this week
>>62019174Humiliating himself by posting retarded tweets all day long doesn't help too
>>62019258>hurr hurr simpingkill yourself faggot
>>62019096kek
>>62019248You'd still be doing itI often try to talk about biz subjects with my wife, she doesn't care how I handle our finances as long as I do
>>62019248feels2real
Startup idea.Making cars that run on oil futures contractsLFG
this chart looks incredibly bearish to me
lmaothe fuck is up with that wti graph?
What the fuck is gold doing
>>62019296You can airdrop crayon eaters thoughbeitever
>>62019298treasury keeps shorting with money from selling goldbullish for fort knox auditor job openings
>>62019044Cunny is all I have left after 5 bad years.
everything is still shit? ok bye
>>62019303Yeah well it doesn't seem to be working very well.
>>62019300any war footage of american boys getting cut up in Iran will make the market shit blood
>>62019299blasting through the 1w vwma and now heading for the 1m vwma ($3600)
>>62019299I wish I acquired GD-XU in november.>gold leveraged miners is now spamHoly fuck I hate this board. Stop filtering tickers stop filtering everything let us fucking talk about finance for fuck's sake.
Yummy cheapies
>>62019179Dude is lucky he didn’t lose an eye
>>62019300Can they actually reach with their aircraft? They only have Helios. Not like the marines are useful if they don’t have their ships nearby for supplies. And then you have to get comfortable with flying helicopters over the strait >>62019315
>>62019323Probably not the best time to buy though?I expect it to dump more before recovery
WE'VE GONE MAINSTREAM BOYS
>>62019303>bullish for fort knox auditor job openings5 years of experience auditing fort knox required, 10 years preferred, requires a degree in goldology, preferred master's degree in goldomatic schematic auditation.Pay: 23 dollars an hour, healthcare bonus 4 dollars an hour, total pay 27 an hour. No benefits besides a 401k.
>>62019314Markets didn't care when abunch died already. Nobody cares!>>62019328All we need is a beachhead, then we can ship stuff in from the rest of the Gulf while we make Kino out of Iranian femboys.My prediction is exactly this happens before May, and we rally harder than ever thought possible. The Iranians will be panicking too much to keep lobbing anything at ships in the Hormuz or Dubai skyscrapers.
>>62019330Bruh, TACO is a reddit meme. (I think)
>>62019315The dump is accelerating. Jesus. We’ll be at 3600 by end of this week at this rate.
>>62019299Probably trying to prevent the petrodollar from collapsing.Every day that this continues, the global reorders to Yuan denominated global financial system.I expect the will soon announce that holding Yuan will be punishable by beheading in front of the nearest Little Caesars.
>>62019330What if the TACO was the friends we made along the way?
>>62019287Gas stations where you can pledge credit default swaps to borrow oil future contracts. Let the goyim deal in the real world.
>>62019336there's been no videonobody cared about vietnam until they saw war footage.
>>62019336shit what's your price target for the bottom of SPY? I don't think it's been reached yet
>>62018981drunk as fvck
>>62019355*breathes in*NO BOTTOM CALLLIIIING IN MY THREAAAAAAADThank you
goldniggers btfo!silverfaggots btfo!sucks that I am one of them on my roth
>>62019329Keep an eye on Preddit, the bottom is when everyone on there is posting about how they sold and the world is over.
Are we about to see some real shit today?
>Silver down 9%Brother, this is worse than a shitcoin kek
>>62019366Trump's ultimatum ends today, so yes either way.
>>62019368you're kidding
>>62019358we've bottomed i think babe. good news is around the corner i feel.
>>62019366Trump TACO before market open. BELIEVE IT.Like how he has done every weekend.
>>62019330how insulated do you have to be to think TACO was a /biz/ thingif it had anything to do with this place it would at least be TANO
>>62019358it's not your threadand...the bottom won't be fog a couple months, bleed out until then baggies
AI companies still burning through cashIf energy prices stay high for too long I could see some of the weaker AI companies deathspiral
>>62019354Kek okay, make your bets then. I don't think Americans give a FUCK about our boys. >>62019355610. That's where I feel comfortable, anyways. We have a few more weeks to fall before bottom.
>>62019344kek
>>62019346i'm thinking it'll settle closer to $2000 than $4000 then crab for another 40 years (we're entering a 40 year interest rate cycle with rates going up)
>futanarismumusisters i think i beheemed myself i clinged too much to my bags. it's over for me
>>62019305Based
Gold will bounce at $4020 and silver at $58
lots of taco bell posts
>>62019393please stop, there's some things i don't want to relive.
Well it was nice knowing (you), niggers. I saved enough physical metals to survive the collapse (hopefully). Everything is collapsing as we speak and the amerikike government is burning absolutely everything in the stock market to protect the kikes.Shit's going for the one of the worse case scenarios and there is no coming back from this. So it's been nice knowing you. Perhaps we will see each other again when the physical metal price moved to china and then we will be checking the SHFE instead of shitposting about how comex printed 6 gorillion ounces of digital paper silver in a nanosecond.Paper metal prices is never going to recover in dollars anymore. It will go up in other currencies in the nearby future though.The world has abandoned jewsa, foe they have betrayed the world. The amerikikes won't be missed.
WTI niggers we're at $100+ again!Will Bussynt log in and start shorting again?
what are we getting for taco tuesday bros
>Jarvis, run the /biz/ poorfag alignment backtest>ctrl+f for pltr, 0 results returned>ctrl+f for oil, 13 results returnedOh good, my portfolio is safe for another week. Good look oilfags, you're gonna need it.
WTI has broken out over $100, with $100 now acting as support. Kikes BTFO. There are eight days left to cover. Short squeeze to $500 by EOM, which will level off to $250 a barrel by end of year.
I’m fucking ruined lol
>>62019347Jewsa can burn everything they have, their metals, their stocks, indexes, futures, bonds and even themselves. They still won't stop the petrodollar from dying.Shit's ogre and they know it. It's over already and there is no recovering from this. So it doesn't matter anymore how metals are valued in dollars. Just hold physical and try to weather the storm. Trade for what you can and wait for the metals to be valued in yuans as reference for the global market instead
>>62019409>$500 by EOM,you're kidding
>>62019412lmao
>>62019403Americans were hyping up the BBC wrap from Taco Bell last week.
>>62019397>metalslmao
>>62019414They sold $100B of negative oil to temporarily suppress the price, and now they have eight days left to buy every last physical barrel left on the market to cover their shorts before futures expiry. They blew it.
>>62019388Nah looks like they want 2000 today
>>62019417>BBC wrapyou're kidding,,is it any good?
Looks like the doctors gave him his phone back kek.
>>62019420This nigga thinks he can fight the US Treasury. You retarded nigga, gg ya rekt.
>>62019388>(we're entering a 40 year interest rate cycle with rates going up)Trvth nvke of the decade, I feel bad for the zoomies who will never own a house. Very bearish, revolution is inevitable
>>62019397> Paper metal prices is never going to recover in dollars anymore. It will go up in other currencies in the nearby future though.Dumbass, that means dollar stronger. I can buy more PMs than your chinese disneybucks can.
>>62019417ya i get it with no sour cream though and order chipotle sauce, which is extra, and honestly it's not a good deal anymore, especially for the quality, i just go to chipotle and get a burrito generally. a lot of those taco bell posts are about my PAST and i hope they stay there.sell YUM buy CMG basically.
>>62019422Yeah you should try one
>>62019425Okay, good luck printing more oil or fueling your car using futures contracts.
Where's the oil short? Why the FUCK is oil above $100?
>>62019409>$500you are not bullsih enough on OIL. $1000 by EOM inchallah
>>62019438They're out of funds. Now we squeeze to $500 a barrel.
>>62019438sorry the $96 machine broke
>>62019432I'm probably gonna do it I want to try this bbc wrap meme now
>>62019436You're not going to be happy when oil spikes down to 93, again, Monday morning as it has for the past three weeks in a row. Lol, lmao, this anon is so retarded. He knows the game is rigged against him but continues to play it and thinks he can win.
>>62019438bessent can't supress the OIL BVULL for too long anon
>>62019445They might actually switch things up this week and let oil run a bit on Monday. They're getting too predictable
>>62019372Lol
>opened to another -1%the good thing is, this means I no longer have the temptation to try and sell on one final bounce. now I'm in the acceptance state of the grief cycle and will just average the cost down at certain points
>>62019443he shorted at $97 as he just discovered the $96 short machine glitch. unfortunately he was a bit too late bessent can't save his short this time
I feel like going to bed and sleeping
>>62019445I don't have to do anything. Our zog government is doing a perfectly good job at losing all by itself.
hope we get nukes today how cool would that be
>10yr yields
what a worthless general this is, one of the most critical days of the market is about to open in a few hours and this place is completely dead
why did asia plummet?
>>62019472Godzilla returned
the next few days are absolutely critical for the stock market
we're almost 40 trillion in debt now
Silver CRASHINGSingle day loss of -11%
>>62019472more reliant on the strait than other nations (right now), and they buy a lot of oil from iran and russia for cheap, which can simply get unsanctioned by the rest of the world. so they are exposed to a bigger risk would be my guess
>>6201947940 trillion deficit, inflation everywhere, sell !!!!!!!!!!!
>Gold down 7.5%What a time to be alive bros
IDK what even explains this much of a sell off, must be some central bank dumpingMaybe Iran?
>>62019485Pure technicals after a golden bull run
>>62019471most people aren't interested in there investments crashing from trumps retardation
>>62019479you're kidding
This will be a commoditychad exclusive thread soon.
>>62019488
>>62019485its panic over inflation spike and incoming rate hikes, but its massively overdone, the jewsa needs to finance its global operations and wars, which means they cant really afford these high rates
>physical shitcoins
>>62019485Could be Bessent strengthening the petro dollar vis a vis gold
>>62019496you can't rig physical
>>62019503>anon doesn’t read history
>>62019491-10% now. Holy KEK.
>>62019503Go sell your physical for $5k
CRUDE BROSWTI $101.20 AND RISING!!GN FROM PST
See you at market open, I'm going to sleep
Freak the fuck out and sell everything!!!!For real though, Trump will wake up, see what's happening on stock market and if everything tumbles today, he will confirm boots on the ground and relieve fear. Can't have all the boomers' 401ks completely obliterated and have a massive surge in terror attacks on US soil for what appears to be no reason at all.Now on the other hand if there is stagflation it erases American debt and orange bad man is pretty stupid, so he might commit to that.I'm balls deep in euro chemicals, food and meds so I hope that usd being shit won't hit me as badly but honestly I'm probably cooked anyways.
>>62019515my markets opened an hour ago, and it wasn't pretty
>gold rug pull
>>62019491hey don't look at me I voted for Jared Kushner
anyone going to sell everything at open?
>he thinks the liquidation is going to just metalskek
>>62019527if equities catch this cold this will be a funny week
Anyone else in corn?
Today is a good day to buy gold and gold accessories, unless you're /smg/ in which case you need to sell. Buy high, sell low.
NVDA broke the support at 170
>>62019531I hear physical is rugging
calm down babes
>>62019530Fuck yeah, fellow corn bro. I’m in $CXRN pretty heavily. Based on corn futes, I think it’s about to be a good day. In fact, I think this week is gonna bubble hard and then next week we fly.
>>62019536time to freak the fuck out and sell berkshire
>>62019330Bloomberg has been using the TACO term for months now.
anyone going to make a new thread?
someone wake up the dotard. We need an emergency tweet asap
>>62019543my dad always said you don't need a telephone, just tell a woman
Closed out my SOXS at +5%. Good luck bros
>>62019548he's drunk. this screw up of his has drove him to being drunk all the time. read his tweets those are drunk tweets
wheat and natgas bros... finally
Israel really did attack Iran's infrastructure already
I started earning last year and now have some spare cash.Is it a good time to get into the market? I don't care about short term returns, I can hold for next 15-20 years easily.
My biggest holding is 1000 shares of MSFT at 445…Fuck my life.
>>62019565lmao
>>62019565Literally why.
we bottomed, they don't ring a bell but you do get a post from me.
>>62019563Buy CORN WEAT and OIL stocks if you buy anything else a black bear will rape your mother personally
>>62019563yeah just buy voo or vt.
This is literally tariffs all over again. Is Trump just going to do a yearly market crash like clockwork? We know how anal he is about timing.
>gold breaking 200MAit's over
>>62019576It's not tariffs, you have more time to strategize and slurp this time.
>>62019565better get to work on selling dem covered calls.10 contracts will safely make you $1500 / month.
kek baggies
Limit down monday.
>>62019576>This is literally tariffs all over again.It really isn't. The tariffs were entirely political. They could be lifted with the snap of a finger at any point in time.Energy infrastructure that has been bombed will take years to repair.
>>62019580It dumping is close to being over, if that's what you mean.
>>62019581strategy is gay I'm just gonna throw money at crypto and semiconductoss
Rarely is a president responsible for market forces but this is 100% the fallout of the tangerine tyrant
>>62019565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVlfINuDdKE
>>62019576in what world is the largest energy crisis in history comparable to ZOG king holding a comically large image with some numbers on it for tv?
US soldiers dying in the ME for oil history recycling content again
MAXIMUMMARKETDESTRUCTIONSELL SELL SELL
>>62019604Yes yes we know the same as tariffs last year.
another day another -1.5% because this dumb orange ape
>>62019516Boots on the ground is polling at 7% national support and even for spec ops that only at 33% support per Reuters/Ipsos latest.He’s still knocked off ballance and that’s clear.It doesn’t mean things are hopeless, an absolutely necessary first step and the only signal I am looking for things to improve is firing Hegseth.Boots are ultimately the only thing that will stop this (it should have never started), but he will not go boots at abysmal support for them, and he will not get support with when a psychotic coke head tweaking out in live tv is the one making the pitch.I am not buying again until this step is taken.You need an actual statesman to sell America on boots.
israel lostTrump lostpanicans wonoil won
>>62018809>vix over 31>gold crashing 10%its joever
why is there six fucking /smg/ threads up
>>62019663>firing HegsethThat will literally never happen. Hegseth was appointed by israel to be their good goy fulfilling jewish doomsday cult prophecies with US taxpayer money. We're losing on purpose. Hegseth is a third temple doomsday nutter going all the way back to at least 2018. You have to understand that this administration is completely compromised. Buy every oil dip with extreme leverage.
>>62019679>name my bandthe shabbos goyim
>>62019679Is this real?
>>62019686Yes.
how many hours again until power will be turned off and all communication networks are gonna be shut down?https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw?si=dMYwoSgphpQyRQXJ
>>62019663Giving up and conceding on TV would be a better idea. A serious set back or defeat with boots on the ground would be americas dian bien phu.
>>62019679why is bald baby fetterman in that picture
>>62019699Because political parties a distraction to provide the illusion of choice under the iron fist of zog. Oil is squeezing to $500 a barrel, buy the dip.
>>62019679Yada yada pol pol pol.Anyway, I am serious about this as a signal.When you see hegseth out, it will mean that the US/Israel are finally ready to get serious about reality.Until that time, you should assume they are still operating under the insane nutcase assumption that they can win the cheap war their advisors promised them and topple the regime, the “unpopular, obliterated, panican” regime that, alas, is somehow, unaccountably, still launching missiles and drones regularly and in accordance with a measured response or escalation while not so much as a single Iranian village has risen up.
>>62019679>Buy every oil dip with extreme leverage."throw all your wood into the fire that'll put it out"
I'm out of money to slurp anything moreon the brighter side, it might prevent me from slurping too early. If we really dip badly, I'll sell some bonds
>>62019706You don't understand. Israel's Likud have been taken over by an extremist doomsday cult that is legimately insane, and they are now influencing our leadership in the US. Here's Hegseth in 2018 cooming over the idea of rebuilding the third temple to trigger armageddon. There's other photos of him wearing embarrassing "Build Israel Great Again" gear.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6DzuNp0ZYM
>>62019723I still have a lot of cash left to slurp.I feel like we are probably in for a 1-2 year bear market though, so I don't want to start slurping too early.I've also reached a weird stage of zen where I don't really care right now and am just waiting for certain break points to be hit before I make the moves I already decided on. On Friday I was still filled with dread
I have deleted my stock ticker widget and will simply not be paying attention to the market until I find out the war is over. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Just buy some corn and eu natural gas plays. You lose nothing.
The 1.6 Shares Is Becoming A Bigger And Bigger Issue!!!!
>WTI about to hit 100 burgercoinsWhat fucking lies will they tweet this time to hammer it? And the dumb fucktarded market will eat it like good shit again
>>62019746WTI Is Nice! I Have Netflix+2026Calculator! Lie = Not Really! Market Is Smart!
>>62019743Babe, you're talking about your S&P 500?
this is seriously starting to PISS me OFF
>>62019746>What fucking lies will they tweet this time to hammer it?>Iran agreed to open the strait! I decided to not bomb their power plants! MIGA!
>>62019728>there are schizo jews tooI am aware.But they are a minority and they’ll need to do it if they want their boots. They can build him a nice room with all the cocaine and weights he could ever want, with some grass and trees for scenery.But we killed the muzzy pope and their proxy killed 2000 jews and we don’t have 7 yrs for political will to tire out, so boots it must be, and boots will fail at 1/10 war support, which we won’t get with this nutcase.
kek oilbaggies got dumped on againimagine betting against the money printer itself
How long until sell
>>62019746Dumb Sht I've Been Smoking Newports Since I Was 10 Years Old! I Buy Newports Every First Of The Month! I Will Rekt You!
Very natural looking chart in the middle of the biggest energy crisis in existence. Nothing to see here.Kek even 2022, which was fucking nothing in comparison, had a more bumpy ride.They don't even hide it's manipulated to hell.
>>62019765Boots won't work without 6 months of prep starting tomorrow. Just buy some SCHD (America has an industrial advantage cause cheaper energy) and wait.
ouch muh stock market
>>62019782the leveraged longs yearn for liquidation
>>62019785>>62019785
I've sold almost all my portfolio after much thought, still >2% positive year to date. The war isn't going to end tomorrow nor in a week nor in a month and the markets will keep dumping. There's barely any news coming from Israel which is pretty telling of how likely fucked Jew-a-viv is, and their gov will refuse to pull out of the war and will keep Trump on it as well.
EXIT ALL FINANCIAL MARKETS
>>62019760The 48 hour deadline expires right around the same time as when the USS Tripoli should be arriving at the strait, so I think he's serious. They know they're running out of time to cover their oil shorts, and they're getting desperate. Imagine the oil spike when a whole carrier group gets blown up on a livestream in 4K UHD. Oil to $500 a barrel.
Old Lady Is Taking All The Robinhood!
>>62020055
Yahoo! 2026!
What the FUCK just happened https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116278159912794855
