you lazy bakers a** holes4 KB JPG4 hours to sell edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62018809
Black monday or taco monday? That is the question
> futures
>>62019793ORANGE NIGGER MONDAY
When do the 48h expire?
>Markets priced in a 3 days bombing operation>Markets are never wrongMarket worshippers BTFO, the market is still in complete denial and believe this will all end soon
>>62019793He can't taco with Bibi's putz is in his mouth
>>62019760The 48 hour deadline expires right around the same time as when the USS Tripoli should be arriving at the strait, so I think he's serious. They know they're running out of time to cover their oil shorts, and they're getting desperate. Imagine the oil spike when a whole carrier group gets blown up on a livestream in 4K UHD. Oil to $500 a barrel
SELL, SELL, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!
>>62019793BBC wrap monday
>>62019793>>62019799The ultimatum ends several hours after the NYSE closes, in about 15 hours from now
it's free real estate
is he drunk again?will he taco on this
>>62019813Fake and gay
>>62019793I've been seeing TACO for like months and still don't know what it means
>>62019813Sar that is a fake truth social post. pls sar do not spread the mis-info.>>62019805Naval command knows the score hence they will continue to stay away. marines get to hangout around the grouping and look serious doin nothin.
>>62019813>he wants to nuke IranPlease just fucking do it, make Holden happy one last time.
>>62019816Trump Always Chickens OutIt's something the markets coined with Trump 'backing out of the tariffs' but the market's retarded because the point of the tariffs were to force nations to negotiate better trade deals, Trump was never going to actually levy such large tariffs this plan was outlined by his chief economic advisor, Stephan Miran before Trump even took office in a publicly available document he created
>>62019816Trump Always Chickens Out. Basically having a temper tantrum when the markets are closed and chickening out before the futures market open.
>>62019816niggas is houngry
ai will save our hopes and dreams (pensions)
>>62019830I thought you typed>AI wives
Welp. Time to sit on my GDX and SLV shares and fucking wait until this all blows over. Possibly in a middle eastern mushroom cloud.
>>62019823Here is Stephan Miran's paper in which he gives in depth details about the tariff policy and purposefully devaluing the USD to offset the trade deficit, outlines the Trump administrations entire economic planshttps://www.hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdf
>>62019819>>62019814>>62019813guess it is fake and gay hard to tell these days I should of checked but the way it's been going totally thought was real
Are markets kill?
>>62019838It's a doggy dog world out there, when fake truth social posts are a diamond dozen.
if boots on the ground confirmed I’m all in
>>62019833>sit on my GDX and SLV sharesSell.
>>62019813He's gonna flood them with Fentanyl?
>>62019844>diamond dozen.lmao a dime a dozen
>>62019851>should of
>>62019823Except all those concessions he got turned out to be yet another case of EMPANADA(everyone makes promises and never actually does anything).
still buying MU and sndk?
I am going to sell and I GUARAN-FUCKING-TEE you all this bullshit will immediately go away and well be back to ATH by friday.
It didn't have to be this way
Bros, what is the quickest way to off myself
>>62019847It'll be fine, I think. Gold and Silver both have structural deficits. The markets going to shit the bed badly and when it does everyone will start to pile in. At that point we'll see a massive run in the miners and the metals. EOY should be good for gold and silver.
Short term this may be a win for oil.Long term I think everyone is going to be sick of relying on Oilniggers and switching further to alternate sources of energy.This wouldnt be a crisis right now if we were driving on individual Nuclear fuel cells with 100 year half-lives.
>>62019870No.
>>62019867Be whistle-blower about ZOG.
I'm thinking of investing in helium of all things
>>62019862Me, but im looking to buy. I buy and the power plants goes boom.
Have any of you invested in hgraf, hysr, rnwftell me the stock potentials of these three
VIX mooning again, kek baggies.
>>62019878>hgrafseems scammy
Orange retard keeps financially ruining me
>>62019876Find a bigger commodity that isn't 0.001% of materials on planet earth, when it's that small the "companies" invested are scams
>Only two ballistic missiles in 24 hoursWar is over, prepare for rally
>>62019862>>62019877I guess this is what they call uncertainty...I'm thinking of a word that starts with r...re...ru....ris...retards...
>>62019859South Korean parliament pass a bill that will see South Korea spending hundreds of billion in the UShttps://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/south-korean-parliament-expected-approve-350-bln-us-investment-bill-2026-03-12/
>>62019893> Korea spending hundreds of billion in the USNot anymore, lol
IT'S FUCKING OVEEEEEEEEEEER
>>62019867volunteer for mexico presidency
>>62019893japan does the same thingabsolute vassals
>>62019873Stop saying no you're scaring me
What the fuck happened??? Did they nuke usa?
>>62019891Mayhap Iran is waiting to retaliate after the deadline for the ultimatum ends in about 14 hours
>>62019904idk and I'm too depressed to read the news so I just bought some calls
>>62019813Has anyone ever mentioned that Chris Chan and Trump write in the same way?
>>62019905Niggah they don't have the launchers to fire a real barrage anymore regardless.
>>62019883Who's more retarded, the orange retard or the retard who loses money in the orange retard's market knowing full well he is fucking senile and retarded?
>>62019910I unironically mentioned it once. The way he says something and then he writes in caps "WRONG!". That is peak Chris Chan
>>62019912But the missile and drone attacks have been going up over the last several days?
>>62019910>Chris Chanhappy to say I don't . know who the fvck that is
>Kharg island mission
>>62019912Iran has thousands of ballistic missiles
>>62019918hegseth said they are out several times now
>>62019918So have airstrikes. There is nothing left of the Iranian "military" besides a dying husk, screeching on its way out while getting utterly mogged by Greater Israel and Amerika.>>62019924You need launchers to fire them dough
>>62019924More missiles than launchers, a missile is useless if you can't use it
>>62019915What do? Get raped by inflation holding dollars? Metals are raped. Crypto is raped. Stocks so far this year, raped. Fear is fighting cope right now. How do we win?
Gold hasn't crashed this hard since 1980I think it might be a shitty stock at the end of the day anyway.
>>62019922>Americans trying to survive They have air superiority for more airstrikes, troops are better equipped, and the locals have already been airstriked.Iran is not the covenant at all. Iran has nothing. Why do americans think they're victims?Also this island is a red herring, you can't export oil from it until the strait is open so all the shit in the strait is useless.
>>62019929Cash is King my retarded frenOld Grand Master Buffet has a lot of dry timber for a fire sale such as this.
>>62019927>You need launchers to fire them doughA launcher is just a truck with some extra hydraulics. They can build more.
>>62019940This, is based (art)
are you waiting to see if you get a few %pump on your positions this morning to exit ? 3 more hoursAll indicators indicating blood bath
>>62019938Iran has exported more than 16 million barrels of oil since the war started, they've exported more oil since the war than before it, controlling where Iran exports 90% of its oil from is an economic blow to Iran, but the troops will likely also be used to take out the threats on Qeshm Island, Hormuz Island and along the coast on the Iranian mainland
>People look at charts like these and are surprised when there's a crash
>retarded chimp with dementia sets itself on fire and chimps out extra hardquick buy the retarded chimp with dementia tokens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62019922>>Kharg island missionThat has to be a fucking ruse to go on another way or do something elsehe can't be that stupid, and if they push for it, surely the generals will finally have to step in and tell him he's being insane.... right?
All this shit and oil still sub 100. It was the same price 10 days ago. We're one good news away from a dump to 70.I think it's over for oil baggies sorry.
>>62019950Thanks, the pro gamer move is to upload the meme then tell Jeet GPT to recreate it in the style of your favourite classic artists, Poussin, Rembrandt, Dali, Picasso etc
>>62019958
>>62019963The US can easily take Kharg Island, Iran can't do anything to prevent it and the US will suffer no casualties from enemies during the mission, screencap this post
>>62019963Let's hope
>>62019965post your put position
>MFW Markets
well at least al that Epstein shit blew over
>>62019958Now do the thousand year gigacycle, adjusted for inflation. Oh, and GPT, I want a catgirl in front of it with a small witticism about the chart.
>>62019944>Just some extra hydraulics bro
>>62019963There are slightly more sane alternatives but they will require more soldiers. Conventional wisdom is 6 to 1 manpower advantage for an amphibious assault. throwing 2-5k marines in is asking for a disaster.
>>62019959based watchlistalso>bondsoof
You really think someone would do that?Just go online and lie about the war being over?
>>62019979It's currently being reported that 8000 marines are on their way to the Middle East along with the 82nd Airborne Division
>>62019785Are you happy miggers?
Advice to Trump -when you're in a hole, quit digging deeper...
>>62019969>>62019970>>62019979'taking' the island isn't the issue... staying there, holding it and having literally no logistical support nearby that isn't also a target is another thingthey will be exposed with no defences in front of themthey are sitting ducks and many will die
>>62019979>>62019987USS Tripoli an amphibious assault ship housing the 31st MEU, USS New Orleans and San Diego, both amphibious transport docks and the USS Boxer, an amphibious assault ship housing the 11th MEU are all confirmed to be on their way to the Middle East, also reports of the 82nd Airborne Division
>>62019958GOLD IS UNDERVALUED RELATIVE TO MONEY SUPPLY
>>62019991See >>62019992They're taking transport docks that carry armoured vehicles and supplies with themVideo related, the same class of transport docks going with the USS Tripolihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prxtGD3Dt5s
>>62019990Based and hole pilledDon't worry smiggers, I'll save the markets :3QUADSANDTHEMARKETEXPLAUDS
>>62019971I don't gamble on highly volatile manipulated assets. My hard earned rupees are all in swiss stocks paying solid dividends.
MR PRESIDENT THIS IS TOO MUCH WINNING MAKE IT STOP
>>62019996
Yeah I'm sure they'll totally do well against 300 drones waiting for them. And the next day. And the next day. And the next. And the...
interesting to note that israel seems to have revoked its ban on social media posts and allowed if not instructed several zogfluencers to post about recent missile strikes inside tel avivthe timing coupled with>iran claiming the missiles headed for diego garcia were NOT iranian and were an israeli false flag>a minimum of 5k troops headed to kharg possibly by wednesdayI'm sure it's probably nothing (unironically)
Sandkikes making my mortgage go up.
>>62019990Just dig up, stupid
I keep reading people people are selling their ETF and stocks right now, isn't this a bad move? Don't you have to pay a shitton of tax to bail out the market?
>>62020010Also they're doing it for absolutely no reason
>>62019997great, where the fuck are they going to base those ships if they even reach it?Iran are fucking over the countries way beyond sea on the other side with missiles and drones...they've left the ships alone in that sea so far because they haven't attempted to passonce the US starts going into that area, every ship on that sea is also now a target along with the troops and support ships... this is why it's not just about just the strait and why escorts cannot work as it stands, they'll just start hitting other shit - you can't protect it all
>>62020013You don't pay taxes on a loss :^)
>>62019998A valiant effort.>>62019997There are a lot of ways for this to go wrong, I don't see the navy signing off on it.>>62020000witnessed and similar, I prefer US industrials with stable profits. SCHD is comfy core.
>>62019997Tank warfare incoming?
Why won't this stupid migger leave my portfolio alone?
>>62020018They will use planes and helicopters to protect them as they make landfall? The ships coming also have planes and helicopters on them so that's added air defence, the US has been using helicopters to clear the strait for a few days now
>HuffPost>U.S. troops in the Iran conflict are increasingly uneasy, citing stress, safety concerns, and unclear goals. >Some describe a lack of planning, with one official warning a ground operation would be “an absolute disaster.”>Many troops are questioning the purpose of the war, with some saying, “We do not want to die for Israel — we don’t want to be political pawns.”Hey, looks like the average solider has an higher IQ than the average migatard
>>62020022Mainly APCs
Is israel attacking oil infrastructure?
>>62020028No and oil is in a head and shoulders, we'll see a sharp drop to $93.50 and markets bounce, if you are trapped then this is the time to exit.There will be no TACO Tuesday!
>>62020028Yeah they have a couple of times and Trump "complained" about it
>>62020020Grim. I'd rather just not sell.
>>62020025>we weren´t supposed to do our job! This whole thing was supposed to be a welfare program!oh no no no zoggies
There is zero chance of "invading" Kharg Island. It's already inoperable as an asset because no peacetime ships can come and go (because they'll get sunk by either Iran or the US). Because it's inoperable, there's no point in holding it. It does nothing to open the strait one way or the other.
>>62020024>the US has been using helicopters to clear the strait for a few days nowthey've had to fly in from israel and stay airborne because they have no fortified base in the area and anything they land there gets fucked up, they've already lost planes over thereand now they want to send people to an isolated island with no easy way of retreating and no defensive positions in front of it... iran can and has been launching shit into that area from literally deep within the countryThis is a trap, and they know it is, these guys are being sent to their death to gain support for a bigger operationirans coastline along that sea looks like this pic... and is the length of californiathis is fucking insane
>>62020001NOOO we must continue to win win win
>>62020043See >>62019956Iran continues to export oil from Kharg Island, both from its own oil tankers and to Chinese oil tankersIf you don't know what you're talking about you need to stay quiet
>>62020043Why do people speak so confidently about things they have no clue about? Iran is exporting more oil now than before the war.
WTFWS
>>62020045The ships themselves have helicopters and helipads, the ships themselves will be a floating helicopter base they can refuel and rearm from
Another day, another 2% down on my global index fund. Fuck you Trump
>Trump thought he could bomb humans into submission How'd that workout in Vietnam?
>>62020045This guy knows. The golems are a sacrifice for more war.
This war is so fake and gay like all the rest, 2 weeks and you’ll see the biggest stock market bull market ever once this is over
>>62020060Well it worked and it forced the commie to sign the paris agreement, no?
Ground beef, lettuce, diced tomatoes, cheese, sour cream, onions, cilantro, guacamole, jalapenos and salsa.
>>62020059I've been on the sidelines for a good year, good to see a crash
>>62020070>More than 40 Middle East energy assets severely damaged says the IEAYeah, everything will go back to normal instantly after this all ends
>>62020071Its more like a Franz Ferdinand butterfly effect of economic doom
>oil futures trading at above 101 So what will it do today? Crab before the taco?
That said, although it would be a Vietnam-tier strategy, the US could choke out Iran over months by fragmenting off its oil-rich western lowlands with the rest of the country. Israel probably wants this in the end anyway. This would decentralize the targets available and escalate appropriately, rather than bring $175 oil overnight.>>62020048>>62020053We're all friends here, no need to samefag.
>>62020045the cliffs of insanity!>>62019801it will end soon babe! peace and love always win.
TICK TOCK RETAIL FAGGITSSELL SELL SELL
>>62020070Everybody thinks it'll go either down or up so i'm thinkin sideways.
>>62020076Jews sucessfully made it so that TACOing is literally impossible for Trumpyget some popcorn, put the news on and laugh all the way through, or just play vidya the entire day - because at the end of the day Nothing Ever Happens
>>62020057yeah great a slowly moving support ship... good luck protecting it against this, that ship will be the number one targetand when thats gone? then they'll start picking off all those strandedNot only that... when Iran sees you starting to move in this way with a view to moving ships, they'll start picking commercial ships off and then start on oil/gas facilities in the UAE whilst you're on that island isolated and not even a chance of advancing your position in a feasible waythis is fucking mental and i do not believe this is their target initially... it can't be
>>62020072i'm still working on leftover corned beef
>>62019801I miss Sleepy Joe.
>>62020043they can sink tankers but not us military ships and definitely not carrier groups. we just can't park 2 carrier groups there indefinitely though babe.
>>62020077No one is samefagging bitch nigger, unfortunately the internet gives deadshits like you a platform to express your worthless opinion, neck yourself
HIKE THE RATES JEROME
>>62020095HE HAD HANDED DRUMPF THE STRONGEST ECONOMY IN THA WOOOOOOOOORLD ;-(((
>>62019867Get your hands on the Epstein videos of Trump raping kids.
wtf
Who just TACOed?
Gold should not be dumping.This is against the rules. You dump stocks and pump gold and at worst you stagnate gold price.STOP MAKING ME LOSE MONEY>well ahkctuallyyy because the dollar buys oil and interest rates are going higher we like the dollar more noww...NO FUCK OFF, YOU JUST MADE THIS BULLSHIT UP ON THE SPOT, OH HOW CONVENINET, THINGS GO TO SHIT AND NOW ITS ACTUALLY GOOD TO HAVE THE CURRENCY THAT WAS GETTING DROPPED THE WHOLE TIME
ayo what happened
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>>62019785WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
prices mooning!>>62019569
I'm not even getting any quotes
that was.... significant
AHAHAAHAHAHAH OIL RUGGEDGET FUCKED PANICANSI TOLD YOU IT WAS A HEAD AND SHOULDERS
>he soldHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62020109>Gold should not be dumping as inflation acutely risesThat's exactly what should be happening
just a casual 200 s&p points
NEW
>>62020105TACO TACO TACO
POST STACKS>8 Shares Robinhood S&P500!
wtf can the bank just cancel my knockout call or what
>>62020119Source?
>cac40 (french spx500) up 3% in 4 minutesHOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62020126bibi won't be happy about this
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!
>>62020126Lies
>*TRUMP: INSTRUCTED TO POSTPONE ALL STRIKES AGAINST IRANThe TACO is in
literal TACO>WITCHSwiftie is Trump
>>62020127>constructive conversations, witch will continue throughout the weekESL here, please explain
you didn’t sell I hope
>>62020133and eur-usd went from -0.8% to green, literally trillions moving in seconds
>>62020142HAHAHAHA JESUSCHRIST. IT'S INCREDIBLE.
TACO Tuesday? But it's Monday
More oil reserves releasing IEA warns of 'very severe' oil crisishttps://www.reuters.com/world/iran-war-live-trump-deadline-looms-iran-vows-hit-gulf-power-water-2026-03-23/
>>62020141Not all strikes, just against energy infrastructure
Bangali!
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9TlGDZGkI
FULL GOLDEN AGE INCOMINGULTIMATE MAGA
kek 2 mins after that post...
>>62020137FUUUUUUUCK
Fresh
PANICANS BTFO AGAIN!
OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS IT'S TACO TIME
TACOOOOOOOOO
The real picture of the Iran warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA2kZppit7U
MADLAD DID IT AGAINART OF THE DEAL
>>62020134Lucky for him he can just lob a few bombs at some desal plants whenever he wants to derail negotiations. And trump is such a zogbot he'll just say it was his idea and then join in on the fun.
>>62020170
Yup, that's some clear market manipulation alright.
do I buy?
>>62020126Told you, fake and gay war
>e sohld?
What a wild ride. We'll see whether Isreal will shit all over it.
>>62020127Trump is a dumb slut.Never listen to what she says, watch what she does.Israel wants continual war and we just sent thousands of Marines to the gulf.The market is retarded.
WOOP OIL JUST DUMPS 10% BECAUSE OF THIS ORANGE NIGGER WHO ALSO MADE IT BUMP IN THE FIRST PLACE
(Assuming the TACO holds) What's the outlook from here? >relief rally for a few weeks to a few months>another slide into a correction as Fed refuses to cut rates and signs of stagflation appearthat's my base case atm
>>62020181Yeah, it's just him reneging on his stupid red line. Nothing has changed, not even any proof of talks.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Annnnnnd the markets will believe any lie, as usual
>>62020181>>62020182yeah buy oiltrade the swings, this will crab up over the day when people actually dissect the news and they find out its not all it seems as the morning pressers happendone it for over 2 weeks now
DAX acting like a shitcoin lol
>>62020181Sucks the escalation and deescalation all happened in weekend hours. No chance for most retail to rekt themselves (except for nips and gooks, RIP KOSPI shorters)
The level of market manipulation is insane. And people keep falling for it.One tweet from soneone who has consistently lied right before market open and people lose sight of what is ridiculous obvious.This is your signal to get out. They are gassing things up so those in the know can exit.
Friendly reminder for all bogleheads
Now that the war is over and the dust has truly settled, should I buy the dip on all gold mining stocks i had which went down 20-30%?
>>62020181Yep, what you gonna do about it?
I think taco don is having fun painting red and green candles at this point
>>62020197war ain't over yetwe're now waiting on bibi
OIL? OIL.
>>62020200Yeah futures just jumped? Holy shit.
Oil totally drilling into the centre of the earth, when do the oil longs wake up?
>gold is still down 2%
>>62020204How do you buy oil
Iran is still firing missiles. TACOs are off the me
dumps again in 5 days
Oops! Hope you didn't have any oil calls!
>>62020203
Goddamnit I was getting ready to buy
>>62020193aren't you happy at all babe?
Always remember Bears (I'm also one, but also bought the "dip"), the market is the most important thing on this world.
>>62020223People had to meet liquidity needs. At least the dump seems over
>>62020227*menu
IM GONNA COME
>>62020226I go to the gas station
>oil down 10% over a fucking tweetNothing material has changed lmao. This fucking market man, this fucking market.
>>62020220US and Iran are discussing ending the war, Trump says, adding he'll postpone strikes on power plants
But my minors are still down 50%
>>62020247
>>62020247Correction, 10% so far
>>62020247Truths are powerful.
>>62020247>oil down 10% over a fucking tweethope no one took me serious about maximum longing oil
>>62020247If you aint first you're last.This is why everything feels priced in, cause shit immediately moves one way or the other over tiny indicators.
bidens war is finally over !!
This will end well
Iran says they have not spoken to Trump, either directly or indirectly. Get FUCKED.
Should I go to iHop to celebrate?
This is the epitome of a narrative driven dead cat bounce.
>>62020261nigger that's literally shit not being priced in
My flabber is gasted.
lmao the flipflop president.
>>62020247I'm gonna lose a lot of money if it turns out Trump just lied.But by God would it be hilarious.
>>62020166>all those typoshes shook
Dont worry guys Israel doesnt want the war to end
>>62020263Kek! War is peace, Oceania has always been the enemy
isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
ok that was a good one hour of work I'm so exhausted I'll go for a walk
might be a final last chance to exit the marketget out now
Futures +2%EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE PANICIANSTHEY THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A BLOODY RED MONDAY HAHAHAHAHAHOPE YOU DIDN"T OWN OIL CALLS PANICIANS, YOU BROKER IS MARGIN CALLING YOUR ASS
>>62020268Beyond insanity. We are watching history in real time ahahaha.
>>62020263Why did Obamna do this?
>>62020273with 10yr bonds heading to 4.5% he was forced to do somethng
oil back up over 6% from the post tweet low....told you it would crab back up
>>62020268Source?
We finally got TACO >>62019793
>>62020266Source? Bro? Got a source for that, bro?
>>62020197the TACO holds for these specific planned strikes, but Iran is gonna keep on pounding Israel and Israel probably won't let the Amerimutts abandon them.
>>62020279Stupid witch
>>62020248Doesn't mean shit unless Iran says anything lmao
>>62020267yum>>62020263lol>>62020247feelings matter babe. been trying to show you that.
The biggest veiniest green candle just bred bobos.
>>62020280This was the signal if I have ever seen one.It's 100% confirmed this thing is running on fumes if market manipulation is being blatently abused to hide insiders exiting. Fascinating to watch.
>>62020298
>>62020237Not yet, it's kind of what I expected of bombing being a semi-empty threat with Trump trying to back out instead. The question is more about whether the jews will allow it to happen, which hasn't really been answered yet. It's quite likely that this is just a bit of calm before the storm.
>cause the problem >stop doing the thing that causes the problem >claim credit for solving the problemFucking ridiculous market. His tweet changes nothing. They're just not shooting infrastructure. There's no change in them opening the strait. Meanwhile on the wsj... >The Top Iranian Diplomat Who Says He’s in No Mood to TalkIran’s foreign minister Abbas Araghchi is a regime loyalist and relentless negotiator
he's deleted the tweet
>>62020289The market gradually membering that it's a trump tweet.
>futes already sliding back down to +1%it's over...
On what news?
>>62020307High stakes poker
>Amena Bakr@Amena__BakrIRANIAN MEDIA SAYS THERE WAS NO DIRECT OR INDIRECT CONTACT WITH TRUMP AND CLAIMS HE WITHDREW AFTER THREATENING TO ATTACK WEST ASIA ENERGY FACILITIES.#OOTTg-guys>>62020310He wants to repost without the "witch", lol
>The old "peace talks" memeAh yes, I remember this from Ukraine and Russia.
heh looks like my leveraged nikkei longs are back in business
wouldnt be surprised if we close the day red. who really believes him except for the manipulative algos.
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>>62020320He spoke to some shepherd boy by the coast, the talks were promising
>>62020227no one cares bro the algos that run the market only read selected sources
is this like the tariff mess again?
I'm not sold on this bullshitjust this morning israel was flat out bombing iranian infrastructure and happily signaling a continuationthis is 100% bullshit and should be faded with full convictionuntil you see US carriers turn around and head home we are in the jewish matrix and all headlines are to be ignored630 puts will print come april
>We don't have bombs anymore>I know, let's tweet some bullshit about a temporary truthlmao, works very fucking time
>oil being slurped
>>62020334How much are you losing at this point?
Holy fucking kek, this has to be the ultimate fell for it again award. Imagine believing anything that comes out of this lying g zogslave's mouth.
>>62019548someone actually listened. My calls are saved
>>62020337Dead Cat Bounce
>>62020307babe, you're a little too conspiratorial here. and i'm bothered how your mood is dependent on what's in the headlines. but it's alright. it's probably the stars actually but this is how it manifests. whats your rising and moon sign by the way? libra rising taurus moon here.
>>62020334the market doesn't care about your facts or feelings
>>62020339haha how much are you losing from this, you are so mad, did you fall for the WW3 memes?
Real
>>62020334All he said is he'll delay strikes for 5 days. The rest is just bullshit to try and sell you those news.And he's probably lying about the delay too
Less Americans died back then
>>62020127this is why i bought straddles frensholy shit
Why did HY9H wait fucking 15 minutes to poooooompa on the tweet? Easiest dip buy of my life, didn´t react at all like US stocks did literally on the dot.
>>62020317It's just basic tactics, words can be cheap and negotiating from extremes gives you much more of a leeway. It's kind of transparent, but still ambiguous enough, especially with someone like Trump.
tweet is still there though?
>>62020338nothing
>>62020352Based and SK Hynix pilledWe're going to see reverse circuit breakers today
>>62020356No
i dont remeber the exact numbers but i read that the covid shutdown reduced global oil consumption by 8 mbd. compared to the 12 mbd that we lose every day now its less than expected.
btw, kek oil baggies, lmao
Wew, even my euroburger stocks all pumped. Half tempted to get into oil now that it dumped.
>>62020344I bought during the last market manipulation fake tweet scamwick at $80, so not once have I been in the red. Get fucked, kike shill.
WHAT THE FUXK HAPPENED??? Wha are These movements???
you cant counter trade this. dont even try retards
This isn't just a joke to prop up the markets is it?
We are we rebounding higher on the news that the strike will be delayed for 5 days? Apparently the market thinks a strike in 5 days is more bullish than no strikes but strike in 2 days was very bearish? Huh
>>62020371Might just buy some cheap calls on XOM
>>62020356he fixed the typos and reposted... old link doesnt work, but theres a new one
You didn't buy the oil dip did you anon?Because its going back to $50 a barrel
>>62020372it is, but whats more market manipulation crimes on his already long list of other crimes
>IRGC-affiliated Iranian media say there were no discussions with Trump, and claim he backed down out of fear of an Iranian retaliation. kek. Whon would they even talk with in the first place. The president has no power, only the IRGC matters.
Oman oil up to 169
>>62020380BASED
Here's your exit liquidity
>>62020346Someone confirm this.If it is real, we really are goyim being toyed with ahahahaha.
>>62020386the only good thing to come out of this bullshit newsmore cash to buy up puts
I'm not baking
FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD KEKMAX LONG ON OIL, BUY THE FUCKING DIP
>VIX almost went below 20 for a secondTACObros we are back in business
>>62020380KEK
Robinhood!
Gary says
>>62020355butting in i know, but i think he was serious, when the president makes a threat it has a lot of weight behind it, trump kamala or alfred e neuman, just for strategic reasons he kind of had to go through with it. if the strait isn't opened in 12 hours and he doesn't strike it will look bad, and worse if iran contradicts this statement or there's at least no good concessions.
At some point Americans are going to have to deal with this clown.
>>62020395THIS IS STILL BULLISH
Migrate>>62020407>>62020407>>62020407>>62020407
the good talks were just a dream :(
>>62020410may have been babe but we can have them now
>>62019785lmao look at the vix chart, its so weird
Trump is lying
>>62020399She Doesn't Do Either!!
>>62019922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg0Tmydj29M
Wow am I glad I took my SOXS profits overnight. Kek asians
