Taco edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates Previous thread>>62019785
I slurpinated oil
FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD
>>62020407Tasty
I'm fucking sick of this orange nigger
>he's just trying to save face
Daily reminder that he cannot TACO out of this
It's going to be an interesting week. Stay safe out there guys.
> futures
BULLISH FOR STOCKS KEK OIL BAGGIES
>>62020415>>62020419The talks were real in his mind.
can anyone tell me what happened int he last few hours? why did everything dump 5% and why and how is it positiv now suddenly?
If you didn't realise his new 5 day deadline ends after market close on Friday, that's when the attacks will happen
>>62020420He can drop new files per chance
aw fuck I was too busy shitposting and missed the dipis it going up or down at this point?
>>62020431RETARD WE ARE NOT YOUR GOOGLE AI BOT
>>62020419>The Iranians are trying to claim victory and save face
>>62020415>>62020419no need for the talks to have happened if the only goal was to make some quick money on shorting oil
>>62020415is anyone really going to know for sure what the truth of this is?
>>62020419And much like when China said there were zero talks during the tariffs clown show, the clown markets won't care.
>This tweet changes everything guys!Lmao
>>62020431Just Trump manipulating the markets, can't blame him when it's so easy
>>62020432He's trying to cool the temperature
>>62020431Trump had a dream of very good and productive conversations with the IraniansHe posted a truth about the dreamThen he realized it was a dream, and deleted the truth
>>62020439@grok what did he mean by this?
>>62020415felling for what? good news or bad news? are we bullish or bearish now? I DONT GET IT AAAAAAA
>everything rebounded>pms are still rapedThanks faggot
Why is my penny stock pumping?
Oil bros...
>>62020431Markets manipulation as those in the know exit and retail investors get influenced by meaningless tweets.It's over.
I'm out. I'm holding cash until this nigger is out and we don't have whole stock exchanges rugging like shitcoins every fucking week.
>>62020449>>62020452>deletedso we will dump again?
>>62020446Nope. But the real question is: does it even matter? Trump can tweet that there is a Russian sub outside NYC just to fuck with the markets.
allowing algo trading has been a disaster for the stock marketsame thing with leveragegreed will ruin us all
>>62020446Yeah anyone with a brain knows the orange retard is lying. He literally said he's not going to negotiate with them a couple of days ago and now apparently he was negotiating with them all along? Clearly he lied in one of those tweets
>>62020463bottom signal. BUY NOW
Was it revelealed to him in a dream? Or were the real talks the children he raped along the way.
>>62020426>believes Iranian state propagandathe source is just some random bitch on shitter.
>>62020432>trump hits the "pause war" button during market hours>goes full ape nigger during weekends>back to "pause war" button hours before market openI would call it retarded but dude probably made hundreds of billions for his family and friends doing thisincredible world we live in
you guys do realize hes gonna have to do a press conference and lie about the talks more in depth right
>>62020464Deleted and reposted to fix the spelling mistake of of "witch" instead of "which"
>>62020449that is one hell of impressive TACOI thought the taco meme was really really stupid but no more.we're at taco levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>62020475And? He loves those.
OIL GOING BACK UPOH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK WE GOT TOO COCKY TACO BROS
lol its already starting to dump back again when it turned out it was all in his headwe are so cooked bros
peace and love will win. i know it, i've always known it. stay positive babes. i'm gonna get some sleep.>>62019569
>>62020479bullish for stocks
>>62020446Nope Welcome to war propaganda .You may learn the truth eventually when historians try to reconstruct stuff in 30 years and everyone who cared about hiding the truth is dead
>>62020475He can just talk about the bones of the Kennedy centre until he runs out of time again
>>62020475What depth lmao, that nigger will talk about it for five seconds and then move to something completely unrelated, that's how it usually goes with him
>>62020478Less of a TACO and more of a market manipulating tactic, shit will happen on the weekend
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What does taco fucking mean?
>gold silver back to be redFUCK I MISSED MY EXIT
>>62020484Based and bottom loving pilled
>>62020446the truth is the price of the shit and poop 500you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
I WAS ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAKAND TRUMP RUG PULLED MEWITH A LIE INSTANTLY DEBUNKED BY IRANAAAAHHHH I HATE HIM
>triple witching friday>trump witching mondayhow do we stop the witch menace /smg/?
>>62020484Based calm and collected anonBlessed are your gainsPanicans btfo
>>62020487An hour of fine marble discussions might ease my fraying nerves tbqhwy.
>>62020446Trump contradicts himself with every other sentence.I wouldn't trust the Iranians either, but I am not very inclined to believe Trump on anything he says right now.
>>62020496kek oil baggie
>>62020475>I can't talk about any details but our greatest ally says bla bla bla bla>we completely destroyed them and their leadership>we're winning harder than anyone has won in the history of winning>btw we could go furtherit's all so fucking tiresome
okay who's slurping oil
>futes still green even though Iran denied talks happenedIs the market expecting that Trump will just capitulate and unilaterally withdraw American forces from the region?
>>62020491trump always chickens out
>breaks 100 >lowers to 85 >back to the 90-100 crab >all just this morning Oil charts like a shitcoin
>do nothing>win
>>62020497We should ask Dorothy for assistance.
>>62020496Same, orange nigger took my last money might actually end it this time
>>62020457I'm losing my ass on gold futures. Probably just going to say fuck it and take the 10k hit, they expire on the 27th anyways
either way, taco is bullish, hes too afraid to hit iran power plants, mainly because its insane and retarded and other countries probably told him dont do that and he caved because hes not cut out to be a real warmongerhes too afraid of his stockies going down
>>62020505It must be. You can't say something like this and then go back on it. Either it's actually happened, or he's making up an excuse to get the fuck out.
>>62020509i am -7k on the year
>>62020511dunno why you would take weekend risk right now when you know its their goal to prop markets up by any means necessary and get oil downdont fight the establishment
>>62020504I slurped SOXSGood luck me
News?
>>62020505Market is retarded, psychology not logic rules the market
Xi save us. The whole fucking planet cannot take much more orange migger. You can now feel it in the texture of the air.
>>62020518Russia and Ukraine target each others power plants all the time, even nuclear ones lol, Slavs are just built different
>>62020525ASK GROK RETARD FUCK OFF
>>62020463But I love drumpfs rollercoaster, it's like I'm in a movie and it feels likes there's a bunch of buy in opportunities.
>>62020525TRUMP TRUTHED THAT HE WANTS TO TACO
We're closing blood red kek
>>62020508I'm amazed people actually still buy and sell based on those tweets.They are all lies anyway. By the time you get to read them, all the insider bets have been placed and if you react to them, you will be the victim. Shit is going to be back to 100 by tonight.The only way he'd stop is if his lies are no longer taken seriously, the market doesn't react, and all the insider trades go tits up.
>>62020407isnt this like the 5th time he declared the war is over? how many dots are going through the strait?
>>62020533he already tacoedhe mentally capitulated
>>62020505>Iran deniedIranian media denied. Why do retards always think a fucking news anchor has the same info as the intelligence services? Some some sort back channel talks are occurring but his portrayal of them may or may not be accurate.
This kind of shit, ladies and gentlemen, is why I took a page out of Xi's playbook for this happening. I have done literally nothing. Haven't even checked my portfolio for some time.
>>62020446No mention of Israel in his tweet. The war isn't over lol
>>62020529they have nothing to lose, so they don't value their lives.
If this market was YOUR daughter, and you caught her doing what this one is doing right now, what would you do?
>>62020537this time he means it (real) #true
>>62020536guess you forgot the 10% retard pump during hte liberation day bottom
>>62020528Trying to read the BBC live reaction to his thrush social post is not funny. I just want them to post>Fuck this, he's an idiot.
>>62020520He said he's pausing strikes on energy infrastructure in Iran for 5 days(After market close on Friday) there's nothing to walk back from, he's just changed the deadline of his ultimatum to after the markets close later this week instead of 48 hours
>>62020518>hes too afraid to hit iran power plantsThey already hit them anon.
should i get out now or wait for the next pump? will there be a next pump?
>>62020536>The only way he'd stop is if his lies are no longer taken seriously, the market doesn't react, and all the insider trades go tits up.at this point it's impossibletoo many algorithms that automatically respond based off themhe's gaming the whole system
>>62020544id be happy that lots of rich men are buying her
>>62020432Yeah, he's stalling until the Marines arrive.
>>62020550I think this is best you're gonna get for a while
>>62020536>I'm amazed people actually still buy and sell based on those tweets.I think a lot of it is algorithmic trading. Algos are constantly searching social media and react instantly to posts like the one we just had.
>>62020529slavniggers have the privilege of living in a part of the world where they don't have 90% of their population at the mercy of their local desalination plant
>>62020535I fucking hope you're right
>>62020539Its state media and is the mouth peice of the military ,intelligence and regime While its very possible they are just lying it is 100% the messege of the Iranian government
when he croaks people will be celebrating in the streets worldwideexcept tel aviv I guess
>>62020463Man, I feel bad for the asian indexex. They always get rugpulled -4% and then in the middle of the night there's an orange zigger tweet making everything rebound +4%I wouldn't want to be Hiro at his trading desk, nor would I want to hold leveraged ETFs on their broad indexes. Jesus.
>>62020549they did not, retard>>62020551its not primarily algos, their inner circle primes futures orders to profit
literally just play the tweets bros and get the fuck out in betweentheres no other strategy other than just going cash
I'm going to bed. my optics stonkies better be green when I wake up
Imma slurp some $MSFT
ACCELERATE!!!!
>>62020505I think some retards just trust Trump
>>62020562I didn't think there could be a bigger celebration than thatcher ever again. I was wrong. Bigly.
>>62020565Israel struck desalination plants over the weekend.
>Iran's Tasnim: There have been no talks, there are no talks
>>62020566oil is dead cat bouncing, stocks are live cat bouncing
>>62020566>just get in before the algos reactshut up retard
>>62020480Yeah well, my oil stonks sure are not reboundingI'm fucking tired of all this bullshit. It's a remake of fucking last year.
>>62020573not america, dont care, not irans biggest power plant, not any power plant
>>62020521No trades this year either
pool's closed
could iran not shut the fuck up for 1 hour until i placed my bets?fucking shit
Imagine if this war goes on for months but no attacks on market hours.
>>62020579>>62020579Okay, keep coping during the retaliation dump then kek.
>>62020547BBC verify: 'we're done here dogg' [sound of gunshot]
Making the mother of all Tacos here jack! Cant fret over every tortilla!
either way the tweet did its job, they liquidated the enemies of america who were long oil and short the stock market
MUbros are you looking at this chart? Were flashing -3% to +3% in 10 seconds, wtf
>>62020505tbf his threat and ultimatum was the thing no one should have trusted. his taco move now should have been priced in. but its just a reset to friday really.
>>62020577Wait for market open, there will be a retard dump followed by modest recovery and then crabbing until more news or Israel attacks the power plants anyway.
Damn gold hitting 4.1k that's crazy
>a single tweet can completely turn the entire stockmarketI wonder how much money his friends are making
>>62020589almost certainly the goal
>>62020537Try the 15th time
>>62020589This will be the fourteenth or fifteenth time we have won this war!
>>62020593yeah, not escalating is pretty bullish
>>62020597That's the only thing the market is for anymore. Fake economy based around a couple companies giving each other hundreds of billions in a circle, fake stock market dictated by the president's tweets to help his friends make money
>>62020597billions, jsut like last time. he bragged about it after the 10% pump at the lib day bottom
America will never gain back the political and economical capital they have lost due to this orange retard.I'm team Xi now.
EWY unnies we survived THIS time around. Let this be a lesson to us to never
>>62020597how fucking new?
Youtube showing me '87 Black Monday newsclips via the algorithm.This is it, isn't it? I am never taking this shit seriously again lol. We all gonna make it. Imvest in family and love.
not buying anything until the straight of homos is wide open
>>62020586It's just as likely they're lying as he is. They want to project an image of being in control, so even if (big if) they are working things out with orange nigger they would have no incentive to broadcast that.
Baron Trump will be richer than Elon in a few weeks.
>>62020612>implying he knows the exact numbers
>>62020607>Let this be a lesson to us to neverN-never what, anon? Anon????
>>62020621>implying he knows the exact numbersWhere? The rigged fake and gay tweet driven market has been going on since before the coof but you knew that. If you didn't, go back.
>>62020407yeah nothings changed but this yard market doesn’t care. this whole week will be bigly green.
>>62020606its what happens when you funnel all wealth to a handful of peoplea country cant be truly great in such a systemamerica rose in the first place because everyone had opportunitythere are no longer opportunities for anyone. you are either born rich or you are a slave and thats itthis is how empires end. haves vs have nots. a tale as old as time
Has anyone set up a Taco meme coin yet?
>>62020617Still tight and wet as hell
It's just too many TACOs, Mr. President, I'm trying to lose weight
What's the best way to profit from /ptg/ frantically trying to justify every taco? I'm thinking schizo drugs?
>>62020633Grass
>>62020630crypto is over dude
>IRAN: NO TALKS WERE HELD>IRAN: NO TALKS WERE HELD>IRAN: NO TALKS WERE HELDSHORT EVERYTHING NOW!!!!!!
man, I was waiting for the -10% before I was going to load up, but he pre-emptively cucked me and triggered the pump at -7%
I'm tired
>>62020620now this sht pisses me off. not everyone can buy 60millon dollars of oil the day before an oil war starts. otherwise I would have done it too. and people could call me genius that is a self made multi millionaire
Marie Antoinette top signal.
>>62020637why? because the war isnt escalating? that makes no senseit was falling because of escalation fears. taco is bullish. kek oil baggie
So news are that the TACO was fake and market still goes up? kek
>The Islamic Republic of Iran adheres to its position rejecting any type of negotiations before achieving Iran's goals from the war.” - Iranian Foreign Ministry.
Iran and zognald are both very untrustworthy and if you place any faith in either statement you are retarded
>tweet to stop the bleeding>just to open without a gapwell done
>>62020641we can only hope the labor shock comes faster. the wealthy cant stay wealthy without the slaves whose backs they ride on after all
the real reason behind the TACO as usualbarring any substantial news from israel or iran this will be another bounce on the way down
Lol
>>62020643Markets don't care if Iran says it didn't happen they hang on orange nigger's every word
>>62020638there’s still time taco will pull out every trick in the book to pump spx 7.5k ndx 30k & dia 60kit’s the only thing that will keep him from being impeached
Aaaaahahahaha if you had highly leveraged long oil position you got liquidated for absolutely nothing aaaaaahahahaaaaaa
>>62020628yeah, pretty much.if all wealth lies within the hands of a few, you just minimize competition and get corrupt stagnation.I'm not a fan of retarded tax suggestions for this, but you'd really need to look at what enabled this situation to happen, and how to alleviate the problem againnaturally that won't happen because money is power
>>62020651imagine the money made on that vix trade
>>62020643Because the fear was the retaliation from Iran which would target energy infrastructure in the region, that threat from Iran is gone now that the US said it won't attack them until after market close on Friday now
>>62020647iran has no incentive to keep this goingif they are provided an off ramp they will take itthe only party with a maximalist position here is israel
>>62020658you cant stop it from happening, the rise and fall of empires is a cycle natural to the human being itself (greed, corruption)you would have to change humans fundamentally to avoid this. so far this seems unlikely
>>Barak Ravid>@BarakRavid>Iran’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs: There are no direct talks between Tehran and WashingtonThe U.S. president’s statements are part of efforts to reduce energy prices and buy time to implement his military plans>Yes, there are initiatives from regional countries to reduce tensions, and our response to all of them is clear: we are not the party that start
DEVIL TRIPSAND THE MARKETDEVIL RIPSReverse Circuit Breakers inbound.BUYBUY FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!
>>62020661if Iran goes out now they'll be attacked again by israel in 6 months though, they're cornered because nothing can ever appease the israelite bloodthirst
>>62020407>vix going from 31 to 22 and now it's green again at 27>the giga bull flag is fadingso now the orange turd tweets NIGGER MONDAY and we get a -80% drop? this is such a clown show
>>62020659I wonder what Baron's hyperliquid user name is.
>mock and humiliate their representatives with comments about pearl harbour>doesn’t make announcement until after their market closes>closed down 3,48% todayWhy does Trump hate Japan so much?
>>62020666But sir, the aislop says -6.66%.
>>62020669xxpussydestroyer69xx
>>62020666why would we buy if it's going to crash?
>>62020661Wishful thinking. Iran got burned TWICE (three times if you count soleimaini) by peace negotiations. The security guarantees they'd need to even begin talks would be beyond the pale for the epic bacon war fighters
>>62020664Of course it's fake. Trumps tweet didn't mention Israel at all, who are the main aggressors here.
>>62020667yes and a credible off ramp is inclusive of a non-aggression guarantee...that's like the bare minimum
>>62020664>we are not the party that started this war, and all such requests should be directed to Washington
america is still collapsing, limit down by end of day.
>>62020661You underestimate the shia regimes craziness and overestimate how much the value the lives of thier people or future "martyrs". Also their is no peace for Iran since is real bombs them annually now
>>62020683kek baggie
IRAN WON
>>62020678I should be more clear...the only party that benefits from ongoing aggression is israelending the conflict would be a non starter to them, but not to the others, unless one of those is compromised
if you're staying in the market at this point I think you're insane I'm not in it but if was I'd be dumping everything and I would have done it probably the first day of the war
THE SPY LITERALLY TOPPED AT 666.66 IN THE PREMARKET RETARD PUMPSATANIC FORCES ARE AT WORK. BE CAREFUL
>>62020662true, but it feels like this particular loop of the cycle happened a lot quicker than usuallyremoving income taxes, increasing capitals gains taxes a bit, and banning subsidies for private companies might at least make it a bit less severe but yeah, I guess it's pointless to even try. no matter how many guard rails you install to try and prevent it, or to at least drag it out and cushion the final fall a bit, after a certain point enough power will have accumulated to just remove the guard rails again.unless you find some gene that is responsible for greed and abort every child that has it, this is not going to ever change. and maybe not even then
>>62020692>if you're staying in the market at this point I think you're insanebullish for stocks unequivocally
Is there no law in the USA constitution that deals with blatant market manipulation like this?
>wake up>TACO kills my PBR stackthanks you fucking nigger i finally think i have TDS, actually sick of this nigger unable to stick to his word for anything
>>62020681>signing a non aggression pact with Jewish Hitler Doubt they would fall for it
>>62020701if US laws applied to Trump anon he wouldn't have gotten a second term
>>62020692>he doesnt know about the age of aquarius
>>62020701The constituwhat?
>>62020701Courts declared the president above the law a few years ago to save trump from consequences of his actions trying to overturn 2020
>>62020525Century of Iranian humiliation. Total and complete Iranian surrender. Classic TANG(trump always negotiates good)
>>62020701not when ur orange & took 350m dollars from miriam adelson
>>62020669OIL BARON haha get it
i feel a second BM coming. quite bullish
>>62020697it took like 250 years to get here, which is about average, but yeah you are just seeing it all collapse under the weight of unimaginable hubris is allsocial media and the internet made it all possible for even the slaves to witness it, but are still yet powerless to do anything
a second tweet just hit the towers
>>62020701bro, the markets always been manipulated, no crying in the casino, kek baggie
>>62020702>finallyWhat took you so long?
>>62020701small frontier market please understand
everyone is getting orange taco fatigue
>>62020701Why would constitutional law deal with something so specific? You sound underaged.
>>62020505Iran did the same thing in the 12 day war, they will spin it as an isreali retreat and defeat no matter how little sense it makes
>>62020728you should try getting into some pink tacos
i'm tired bros
Just took my gold loss at 4350.You may pump now.
>>62020723NTA but I put a lot of effort to ignoring stuff about people shilled by the media but I dislike for example musk or trump so I don't become one of those obsessed freaks
>>62020505name one reason the AMERICAN stock market should care what some dirty sand people say. ill wait
>>62020731Id try it probably
>>62020733buy high sell low
>>62020733>he averaged gold above 4350were you literally born last year?
What happened?
opinions on fucking fat chicks on tinder?
>>62020733knee jerk reaction dam just hold
>>62020733Why would you buy anything at or near it's historical high unless you intend to short?
ambatablou
Remember Israel has last call
>>62020723i dont care about US politics and the tariffs dip was expected, this shit lately however is just obnoxious crabbing downwards and blatant manipulation
>>62020744Based and sustainable pilled
Iran should destroy Israeli desalination plants and mine the fuck out of the straits just to fuck with the orange nigger.
>>62020744find a fat depressed low self esteem bitch and go hardshell make you good food too
Since Iran is denying talks, how will the second TACO-post look like?
>>62020745Futures expire in 7 days, they'll be 4000 by then>>62020748I assumed that inflation would spike gold price (since that's the entire purpose of "store of value")
>>62020750Called it, you retards fixate on the orange man like pathetic redditors while bibi just does whatever the hell he wants.
>>62020751so its only manipulation when you dont like it?
>>62020741Israel is too bloodthirsty to stop, even if Trump pleads them
This was the most obvious TACO Monday in history, can't believe there are retards who didn't buy the dip
Brent attempts to lie still, like a repeatedly clubbed young seal.
>>62020757>IRAN WILL ADMIT WE HAD TALKS OR ELSE. THEY HAVE 48 HOURS TO ACKNOWLEDGE
>>62020750lol trumps tweet doesn't even mention Israel. Of course he's bullshitting.
>>62020759Americans have no sovereignty
>>62020757He doesn't need one since the markets trust him over Iran He has successfully kicked the can down the road for today
Why is market super up?Futures up?The fuck happened?
Short thots.
He's been begging for you to release him out of his misery and let his cursed bloodlines to continue the deed, but why wont you let him anons?
>>62020770FUCK OFF
>>62020771good.
nah im getting out today the moment we flash green at market open
>>62020770TACO Monday aka blatant market manipulation aka it's a big club and you ain't in it
It's going to be a green day for the Shit&Piss 500, isn't it.
>>62020765Thats genius, then he can yield that ultimatum too.
>>62020771>cancer dies of cancerpoetic
>>62020771this is the one feel good news story of the day. literally the one thing i can look at and go, yeah, thats good. this is the universe acting as it should
short the west tbdesu
>>62020760TACOing out every weekend is manipulation, yes
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqkGY9jsBOw
>>62020786no crying in the casino, saar
Lmao
>>62020701mah constitution
So he's planning to backstab Iran again.But I don't think Iranians will fall for the "negotiations" this time around.Typical display of anglo-saxon perfidy.
green gay
>>62020768It doesn't matter if Iran denies/confirms. Trump confirmed he's taco'ing again and will do so again in 5 days.
>>62020781Even so, I doubt this is the next leg up to the next lower high. Needed to let the market do that itself. Next lower high by Thursday probly
>>62020795>anglo-saxonAnglos aren't orange.
>>62020778>>62020783>>62020784Onlyfans was also one of biggest donors of AIPAC>whore out your daughters >use money to whore out your politicians >politicians whore out country
>>62020792>wait who's the 4- ohhgod damn those iranians have some bants I'll give them that
That's a big dildo.
>>62020799israel won't let him taco.
>>62020795you cant backstab from the front, just saying
Why isn't the market dumping after the Iranian rejection of Trump's lies? My shorts are getting wrecked.
>>62020815Cause Trump word is king
wtf happened now
>>62020815why should it? were just back to friday postmarketthis is also historically a time when markets start to make gains anywaystop thinking the market is a gauge of political rationality, its not
didn't they literally announce the troops will arrive wednesday?I feel like I'm going insane..no way the market is going off of tweets and not military assets doing military asset things in plain sight
This rollercoaster is exhilarating. Best time for trading in years
wtf is going on
>>62020822Blumpf is on fox business news gassing up his taco
Sad news, the metaverse is dead.https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/18/meta-horizon-worlds-metaverse-vr.html
btw i feel real bad for putfags. you got heemed friday evening, you felt like you were so back last night and into this morning, and then it was all taken away again
>>62020792Retards won't know that's a missile and think this supports peace soon
>>62020831holding any leveraged position over the weekend is in general a sign of mental retardation
>>62020831thinking about futures on options will just waste precious hours that you need to spend at least sleeping. just go to sleep.
Pani are you ok? Would you tell us that you're ok?
>>62020815It pumped because it signalled Trump wants to deescalate. Of course you can’t trust him, but neither can you trust random Iranian sources. Question now is, does Trump genuinely want to end this, or is he just buying time until troops get there
retard got himself into a lose-lose situationhe can't offer Iran anything but he admitted he can't stop them from blocking the strait for US aligned shipsthey don't want to deal with him because he can't do shit and killed their leadershipIf he bombs them as he said they will fuck over the entire middle east and everyone on the planet for yearsI want to spit in the face of everyone who voted for this fucker
i dont feel bad for oil baggies though. kek oil baggies
>>62020815Market says to itself - it doesn't matter how much he lied here or how retarded this is geo-politically or how quick he could get found out. What matters is he saw the consequences of what he was doing and shit himself. So he will on some level have to calm down. Even if that's not bombing power stations. Market saw his pain level.
>At 4:30 AM ET today, we noted that bond market is now more "broken" than the energy market situation.>Then, as the 10Y Note Yield hit 4.45% last night, President Trump likely had the same conversation as he did on April 9th, 2025, when he paused tariffs for 90-days.>3 hours later, President Trump postponed all strikes on Iranian power plants for 5 days and said the US and Iran have had "productive" talks to end the war. And, the intervention becomes even more clear.>30 minutes later, Iran denied President Trump's claims and said Trump is trying to "buy time" by calming markets.>The 10Y Yield briefly collapsed before rebounding back to 4.38% now, a clear attempt by the US to contain the brewing bond market crisis.>The US simply cannot afford the 10Y Yield at 4.50%+.
>>62020826Troops are still on their way. The tweet was that America would stop missile strikes for 5 days.Fine text moment.
>>62020841yeah, we actually gained more certainty, not lesshe was straying from his usual taco behavior for a while there and thats scary. but how hes just taco don the markets best friend and now calls will print again
isn't the market overreacting to trump making up a lie about negotiations? the strait is still mined.
>oil prices should skyrock for us all so my account can increase by $1100kek baggies
>>62020847if things are the same as they were on friday, thats bullish
>>62020847Probably but I'm already 100% long energy and can't buy the dip without going full retard and using margin
>>62020847Hormuz's Bussy is still closed and israel is still at largefundamentally nothing changedbuying puts after open
btw ships are moving through the strait again so its not mined. as long as they pay in yuan
>>62020843The tweet didn't even mention Israel, who is leading the aggression.
>>62020853They only sail in small numbers through a small corridor near Irans coast so its still very likely the usual shipping lane is mined
>>62020854thats their problem now, taco don is done with this shit
Trump did not like bombing countries during the week when markets are open.Too much hassle.
>>62020815See >>62020660
>>62020853don't they have to go through a narrow gap between two islands, not the main part?
>>62020856so the lane got smaller and its now near the coast. still open. still safe. yuan boys eatin well
>wikoff>kushner
>>62020857lol. Lmao. Right.
Robinhood!
>>62020864you laugh but taco don has a big gold ballroom. what do you have? some oil bags? kek
>>62020771S
>>62020853Where?
>watch oil
>>62020867KEK
>>62020862Open to a limited number of ships sailing to a select ~3 nations but ya technically open
Stupid Lady!
>>62020870india moved another ship through yesterday because they paid in yuan
>>62020880Iran called it fake news
Zep!
>>62020863>these Mossad assets who started the war will surely fix it this time!He's going to need some better bullshit than that. Dead marines incoming?
>>62020883that literally says dollarsthey dont take dollarsyuan only retard
>>62020847>the heckin towel head goat fuckers with a navy on the bottom of the sea floor is heckin mining the straighterino where do you dipshits come from. tou know you can just say anything you want on the Internet, it doesn't have to be true.
one last big KEK OIL BAGGIES before the next thread. just gotta let it out
I just go knocked out because the market keeps going up. Thousands lost all because off a tweet that was immediately proven to be false.
>>62020889>t-they're not mining the strait!cringe copium. I'd spit in your face irl, trump supporter.
do i buy puts at open?
NIPS ARE GOING TO KAMIKAZI THE OIL MARKET
>>62020892you have to look at whats actually true. they arent going to hit the iran power plant or whatever. so things are not escalating. we are back to friday 7:59 pm plus a tiny bit extraget over it, quit crying
>>62020892You should have smelled the TACO cooking
>>62020889Centcom has said that Iran still has pocket subs that are capable of laying mines . They can also lay mines with boats that can be lifted and placed in water wirht just a group of people.
>>62020896Calls then puts at 1:30pm EST
/wheat/ bros, we unfazed and moisturized
>>62020896if it pumps you buy putsif it dumps you buy callsall 0dte
>>62020896lookin like it
>>62020895>I'd spit in your faceFar too polite.
>>62020896do you have any idea how many puts need to be closed at open? do you? why would you try to counter trade this? because of your emotions? thats retarded bro. do nothing and win. trust me
>>62020899I'm getting tired of this rigged game
>>62020544I would sob
>>62020908SPY is hovering at almost 2% up premarket Surely this is too obvious of a "buy put" situation to be true
>>62020896
>>62020915so stop being a panican
>>62020892You should have been here for the bobo holocaust during the COVID market. If you were did you really not learn your lesson?
I wonder if that's what all that after hours buying was Friday
>>62020904Centcom also projected that a group of Iranian radicals with lightspeed fast boats would sink a a US carrier strike group easily. (spoiler: that was BS too to get more funding)>>62020895may we see them?
>>62020915The game was always rigged, you were just too stupid to notice.At least now they're open and blatant with the manipulation. Even a retard like yourself can't miss it.WHERE'S THE FUCKING BREAD BAKER?
>>62020918premarket don't matterfirst hour matters
so what happens when he TACOs it but it doesn't work?
>>62020918The trend is in your favor though
>55pbtID>bullishlmao
>>62020930Go check the massive ongoing movement of large military transport planes..He's prepping a FOB in Jordan.
>>62020929Realistically though premarket gives you some idea, sometimes. Do you think SPY is going to do a 3% gain in a day? Obviously that's very unlikely, so 2% could be assumed as a ceiling.
>>62020936>ObviouslyNothing is obvious in this shit show.
>>62020889Iran has speed boats on Qeshm Island in underground facilities, the US has been trying to bomb them
>>62020892Anon I'm sorry but you have to be retarded if you are still leveraged to the tits in the current market conditions.
>>62020933I appreciate his posting!If only you posted as hard as you hated, this would be a quality thread.
>>62020826Markets are retarded.
LMAO
>>62020948Fucking glorious.
>>62020899I hate chinks again
>>62020943speed boats don't lay naval mines (unless it's some laughably impotent homebrew the Iranians are calling a "mine"). In any case yes, they are hidden in a cave because they will immediately be Jdammed or BRRT'd the second they show.
>>62020948Pool remains closed.
>>62020836test
>>62020957My speedboat is going to drive into your moms asshole faggot.
>>62020958next to the rat tunnel should be the shiny line hotel
>>62020945holy fuck you're a faggot
>>62020948OH NO WERE BACK TO THE SAME THING THAT WAS ALREADY PRICED IN THE HORROR THE HORROR SELL NOWyou have to be retarded to fight the establishment when its now known they arent letting oil above 100, they arent letting the stock market fall, and they arent letting rates go up
>>62020957If you say so, the US is sending troops to Qeshm on the weekend so we'll see
I said that something extremely Jewish would happen this weekend
Robinhood Gold!
>>62020957
>Israel was told about Trump’s social media post ahead of time, two officials said.BLATANT MARKET MANIPULATION
>>62020936it gives you some idea surebut retail will easily push it into 3%just because something didn't happen in the past doesn't mean it won't happen now
>>62020972>OH NO WERE BACK TO THE SAME THING THAT WAS ALREADY PRICED INThe market is assuming the strait is going to open and oil is going to flow in two weeks at the latest. Oil prices are going to go stratospheric if that doesn't happen.
>>62020979YOU WILL GET IN THE POD
>>62020948It's at the point where we are basically speculatively trading Trump's tweets
>>62020957>>62020975>>62020980
>>62020948Iran has the usa by the balls kek. As long as they are willing to endure some bombings, they have litterally zero reason to open the straight for the time being.At this point it is pretty apparent that both Israel and Iran are trying to bait the USA into a full on ground invasion and that the USA is stuck between maintaining the current strategy that might take months to have an effect or risk a ground invasion with a 90% chance of failing catastrophically but 10% chance of fixing the issue fast.And nothing is going to change for the time being at least until Iran starts having more serious water issues.Next time maybe don't kill the religious leader of an authoritarian theocracy that can keep a war going without having to care about polls and elections and has a direct shot at the core of your entire economic system.
>>62020985>The market is assumingso you are saying you are smarter than the market and moreover know what its thinking? kek oil baggie
>>62020957>>62020975>>62020980>>62020988
Trump's advisors told him deployment needs more time, so he just talk shit about talks Obviously the US won't stop and is acting nice while also trying to save face because the troops are not ready quickly enough for the TACOtimer to not run out.There should not be any talks until (US) ships turn around.
>>62020972>when its now known they arent letting oil above 100, they arent letting the stock market fall, and they arent letting rates go upAnd how exactly are they going to achieve all three at the same time in the current circumstances kek?
>>62020957>>62020975>>62020980>>62020988>>62020992
>>62020982It’s always the Jews. Oil drop fake confirmed.
>>62020990I'm going based on the difference between spot prices (which are above $150 bbl) and futures.
>>62020975>>62020980>>62020988yes? I see the mighty and awe inspiring Iranian navy. their toy RC boats will certainly sink all 11 US aircraft carriers and definitely won't be blown to smithereens
>>62020997they have infinite money fren, you cant win
i couldn't sleep, market is up too much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv2GgV34qIg
Heeming speculators during a commodity crisis is a time honored tradition since time immemorial. They have been doing it since the rock market opened.Of all his fuck ups this is not one.
U.S. Is Better!
>>62021000people are desperate for oil now, not in the futurethats why its called futures anon
>>62021008based and true
>ALERT! ISRAEL IS HUMILIATING TRUMP AND ATTACKING IRANIAN ELECTRICAL INFRASTRUCTURE!>https://xcancel.com/FurkanGozukara/status/2036051346709794850#mhuge if big
>>62021002But they don't have infinite oil, infinite food, infinite chips or infinite ammount of any of the rest of items that are going to get much more expensive due to the oil price staying at around 100.If moneyprinting was the solution to everything then why the fuck would the USA not just leave right now and let iran keep closing the straight?
>>62021009Yeah, and the market is assuming that people won't be desperate for oil in the future, hence the price gap. Ukraine just hit a Russian Oil port by the way. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-23/russia-s-primorsk-oil-port-hit-by-drones-with-fuel-tank-on-fire
>>62021001That's why the US hasn't moved in yet.
>>62021001Never said they would, you claimed Iran has no naval capacity at all, you claimed they couldn't even deploy mines, Iran's only way to 'win" is by doing immense economic damage to the US and world that it makes the US and Israel withdraw, Iran just needs to just make it so people are scared to go through the strait
>>62021014>>ALERT! ISRAEL IS HUMILIATING TRUMP AND ATTACKING IRANIAN ELECTRICAL INFRASTRUCTURE!decal on an Iranian missile. Orot Rabin is the biggest Israeli power plant
>my fav oil company was down 4% todayI choose to throw some money at it, call me an idiot
>>62021015sure, but you dont deal in those. you participate in the fake and gay market on your robinhood and you cant win on that one vs them
Fully expecting another round of ships being blown up as a definitive statement by the IRGC regarding this latest 'development'. Marines arriving in approx. 48hrs, expect boots on the ground by eow.
>>62021001no one is claiming that migger, but pools closed still
>>62021014kek orange goyim are the worst.
>>62021014Israel has the right to defend itself, antisemite!
>>62021028as for me, expecting to buy calls in 2 mins
>>62021014>Trump is losing controlWhen did he ever have control? This is isreal's war, america is doing their bidding not the other way round.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62021036
>>62021036based
i literally just turned my brain off and retardbought SOXL on fridaythat's how you win in this market, all these anons trying esoteric ways to figure out how to become gymrats and/or not to touch their dick to increase testosterone or something to be able to approach girls, Chad just exists and gets sex easy as breathing, simple as
>>62021041what the fuck are you talking about
>>62021001Why would you try to sink a carrier with a ship? There's only been like 2 cases of carriers getting sank by ships ever and one of them only happened because the HMS Glorious got unlucky and ran into the Gneisenau and Schanhorst while returning to port alone.
>>62021036LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62021036let's begin the day!
>>62021019>nooooo you can't bomb us from a safe distance away>>62021020nigger stfu not what I said. I asked anon to explain how the Iranian navy could mine the straight when most of their (actual warships not high school science fair speed boat projects) are sunk. >>62021029is it though? may we see the mines that are definitely for sure there?
>>62021036STRADDLES CLOSED OUT. JEWS KIKED THE MARKET BACK DOWN A FEW BUCKS INTO THE OPEN BUT I STILL MADE 28%. THANK U TACO DON
>>62021044babe, how do you know so much about the navy?
>>62021045>serikabearish
>>62021048I explained to you they don't need large warships to deploy mines you spasticated nigger, their navy is mainly built around speedboats to launch quick attacks in the Strait of Hormuz
>he's calling around doing damage control
Bart bart bart bart
>>62021061Lisa needs braces
so now we just crawl down all day to a small green close
>>62021059They do though you dipshit. Unmanned drone boats are not mine laying vessels. I have already explained why their speedboat don't work hence why they are being hidden and not used.
WATCH ME WORK ITI'M PERFECT
>>62021071Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i
>>62021071LET ME HEAR A SCREAM IF YOU WANT SOME MOREAHH PUSH IT PUSH ITWATCH ME WORK ITI'M PERFECT
>>62021082>>62021082
>>62021070Pointless talking to you, you believe one thing and won't change their position, we'll see how many on your countrymen die on the weekend
>>62021044it's just really impressive when you come out with something like that. i really like that.
>>62021069the market knows it cant really do anything until the next bullshit tweet anywaybut if there is a rally that happens from here, i wouldnt short it. id actually buy calls if the market finishes green and at the top of its daily candle today
>>62021069Lately every day starts with massive swings in premarket, end of the world/back to normal getting priced in, then a tweet and then a +-1% SPY move kek.At this point NYC might need to get nuked by an asteroid for a large swing to happen. The government is willing to sacrifice everything to the market gods.
>>62021070The only thing you've explained is what an idiot you are.
>>62021054>>62021088A full subscription to autism
>>62020922>bobo holocaust during the COVID markeWhat happened?
McChicken!
>>62021104i want a subscription to it.wanna watch the wind rises with you and get the expert commentary.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzzW2X9I9nE
>>62020888Iranians aren't western enough to hide behind wordplay like that.
>>62021105Line went down when Covid hit, but then it shot up
>>62021014didn't they just do a falseflag on an american base? we're really just goyim, aren't we?
>>62020957All it takes is even a single mine being laid to completely deter all civilian shipping for fucking forever. Also, they can just mind the gulf in general. It's a big place and only a few hundred drones and aircraft are able to be in the sky at any time. And to reiterate: just saying that they're mining it, and a small amount of proof, is enough to establish thevoresence of an unknown threat that civvie ships won't risk.
I'm thinking bearish. Buy oil.
