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So it’s like Friday never happened
do some pushups right now
MIGGER SHOW YOURSELF
> nows
KEKALEK OIL BAGGIES
Looks like you can't stop them by bombing them from a safe distance
>he was a panican>he didn't trust the planAPOLOGIZE
the fact that he spoke to fox business and cnbc this morning straight after that post tells you all you need to know
Nothing EVER happens.
>he didnt slurp anything on friday
are we supposed to buy oil now or what
put havers on suicide watch
>nowsONE TWO THREE FOURLET ME HEAR A SCREAM IF YOU WANT SOME MOREAHH PUSH IT PUSH ITWATCH ME WORK ITI'M PERFECT
>>62021100>HE TACO! HE TACO!Imagine being a panican faggot that flinched
rate my oil entry:/
>>62021095Wtf I thought beyond meat had gone under
>>62021103>buying stocks at the start of ww3
>>62021106you're supposed to deal with it like a good goy
>>62021115KEK BAGGIE
>>62020922>bobo holocaust during the COVID marketWhat happened?
OH NO NO NO NO OIL BAGGIESNOT LIKE THIS
There is 50 pounds of silver in a single tomahawk missile, Fine Silber seems to be the play for 2026-2050
>>62021098I am holding until $180
>>62021119buying stocks, kekbuy calls for generational wealth
>>62021115That's a put right?
>lying migger monday
>>62021119>ww3world? it's just iran kek
Holy kek the market keeps falling for it
>>62021130DELICIOUS SEETHE
>>62021115As long as you're not on retarded leverage it will be fine.But really you shouldn't be buying anywhere over the mid 80s. When the price gets close to 100 all alarms go off a the gov will do whatever it can to make it go lower for a bit.
>>62021089Thanks for the reminder
>#OOTT | US Pres Trump On Iran: We Have Had Strong Talks, We'll See Where Talks Lead- Have Major Points Of Agreement- Witkoff, Kushner Had Talks; If They Carry Through, Will End Conflict
this market is the most untradeable pile of shit
>>62021137It's all algorithms now
>He boughted oil because he thought WW3 was going to happen
i really hope countries start relying less on oil and more on alternative types of fuel
BAGGY ARE YOU OK??BAGGY ARE YOU OK??ARE YOU OK BAGGY??
>SOXL went from being down 5% early morning to up 8% because of one tweetLike sure I made money, but how the FUCK do you trade this market?
Does anyone else think he’s stalling until troops are in position to take Kharg? They have 0 leverage without it
>>62021146Like coal?
>>62021142>we had talks guys!With who?
Oil stocks recovering nicely, opened at -$4500
>>62021124you mean I'll get rich if the US bombs me?
>>62021146big oil is never going to let that happen
>>62021146For some things like trucking, agriculture machinery, freight shipping, airplanes and such it will be very hard to step away from oil
>Iranian leaders died day one>IIRGC had a hissyfit and launched everything that they had>Now they're out of ammo and want to make a deal but have to act tough or be overthrown internallyEasiest TACO trade of our lives, see you all at 8,000. Bears get the rope.
>>62021143just do the opposite of what you'd normally do
DELETE THIS
>>62021142As if Iran would speak to those two muppets ever again
>>62021142Lmao they are such fucking liars hahahashhahahash
>>62021152>Le meme5days pause ends... Friday right after the clown markets closeYou tell me. Tip: attack will happen this weekend.
>>62021155The Iranian leadership are all dead, and we held talks with them. Problem, panican?
>>62021150>all cash>very quick trades when RSI rolls over>hold nothing overnight>stop loses tighter than trumps necktie
>>62021155He genuinely might not be making it up. It isn’t clear who leads the country now. The new supreme leader is possibly a vegetable. I’m sure Witkoff and Kushner are talking to someone, but will that person be able to tell the IRGC to stop? It’s all a big mess. Blowing up the entire government probably wasn’t a good idea desu
>>62021155Trump gave Israel a heads up he was going to tweet TACO. Jews are buying up oil as we speak.
Bought physical oil. Time to get serious.
>>62021154I wish for europe to go heavy on nuclear
>US Pres Trump On Iran: They Want To Make A Deal, We Want To Make A Deal Too- Will Talk Today Probably By Phone- Hope To Settle This>US Pres Trump: US Talked To Iranian Top Respected Leader; Have Not Heard From Ayatollah's Son Supreme Leader- Don't Know If He Is Living
This whole world is retarded. How does Trump keep pumping the market successfully? How are people falling for this shit, man?
Market pumps off complete lies and false information two hours before open, shills go into overdrive saying "i told you so"
when this constant market propping comes clear, isn't this just making the pain worse?if the markets reflected actual reality right now, different decisions would be made to either end it, or business/government decisions to mitigate itthe fact the markets don't reflect reality in anything and keeps getting nudged away when it does, when reality sets in, it's going to be a disaster, by which point it's too late
>>62021165been there done that still got me fuckednow i'm doing the opposite of the opposite of what i'd do
>>62021172witkoff and kushner held a seance
>>62021124No there isn't and you fucking baggies need to stop parroting this nonsense as if it were some fact
>>62021166NOOOOOOO this cannot be happening!I was ASSURED the strong & powered Iranian navy has the straights closed! Shut! No entry!They literally have mined the entire straight and have drone attack speed boats saturating the entire gulf, this simply has to be fake news.
>>62021144Trump is literally larping all this so line stops going up. It's got to be one of the most surreal moments of my trading lifeReminds of the covid vaccine tweets in the early days of Covid. Just mentioning th V word and the market should blast off
>>62021137Bots and algos keep falling for it. If Iran wants to actually fuck with the economy they need someone like Trumpy to just sit on social media and spout absolute shit to give machines bear flags non-stop.On an related note my play of buying some shares in half a dozen US oil companies doesn't seem like it's paying off anymore. fml.
>>62021182>demented migger spent the night negotiating with Marco Rubio wearing a bedsheet
>>62021185the pain is only worse if the market is supposed to go downyou dont know that. so far its been a month straight of selling the rally. that is true. but today isnt the day to act. id buy calls today before i thought about puts. we could have 2-3, 4, 5 green days in a row before it turns back down, a proper faceripper rally
>>62021185Not my problem*pours a straitful of oil down the drain*
>>62021171Is it safe to say Mr Trump won't be nominated for the Nobel peace prize this year?
>>62021171Yeah I think the same.Just sold 90 $MU for 4k profit. Will slurp after the attack.Maybe I’m wrong but I think this is far from over. Israel and the US have wildly different goals here.
>>62021152They won't take Kharg, it's just a psypops, because they'd have to steam past over 9000 nautical miles of Iran's coast to do that. And they are unwilling to risk warships on battling a hundred Shahed drones.The marines will take the islands in the strait.
why the fuck are we going up after open?
>>62021181Unfortunately the manufacturing powerhouse that had been leading on technology for a century decided that the 21st cebtury was their century of retardation and is hellbent on commiting energetic suicide so aint looking good in that regard.
>>62021202because its a green open? retard? hello?
>>62021202BECAUSE WAR IS CANCELEDYOU DIDN'T TRUST THE PLAN
>>62021185They do this because they think they can fix the core issue if they can buy some time. I think it's unlikely that they'll be able fix it this time though.
>>62021181France did. They were always right. And will always be right.
>>62021202this is the calm before the storm. the Black Flag of I'm Really Super Serious This Time You Guys has been raised. there may be enough left to kiss you loved ones goodbye, Allah willing
i didn't sell the bottom this timestill down bigly, but maybe i can ride the recovery
>>62021202Trump is a used taco salesman
>nah bro, they called ME, not the other way around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAirINwjaxE
>>62021202to frustrate the maximum amount of market participants
>>62021209you are just gonna get annihilated by the next taco don tweet retard
I can't tell if he's serious or lying again. Can any Americans who've known Trump for a while Interpet these mixed signals for us.
Apologize
>>62021216>they called, i didn't callkek
Iran isnt interested in talking trump is a liar market will rug sometime today.
>>62021219What? Wrong reply?
>>62021216>israel will be very happyIt's joever, they are sending in the troops.Zoomers better get ready for the letter.
What so bad about retiring in Asia? If I can get $60k-$80k at a sub 2-3% withdrawal rate I could live super comfy and not have to work way earlier.I don’t get retiring in the USA, it just seems horribly tax inefficient.
>>62021222if hes talking, hes lying. he cant not lie
>>62021115you mean short, right?
Boughted gdxj. The sentiment is absolutely normie meltdown which is obvious buy
>>62021227nope. you claimed you know whats gonna happen next, and you are wrong
>>62021230sweatie this is the iran/trump general
someone forget to tell iran to play along
so he's just trying to keep the markets calm and oil down before marines invade kharg over the weekend, right?
>>62021240hes juggling platesbut for how long
I almost took out short potions on Friday then I realize trump would almost certainly pussy out. good thing I learned my lesson this time.
>>62021185markets always reflect reality, you mean to say that in terms of value, of earnings, many companies have valuations far above what 'real' value those qualities indicate they should have.but the reality is, when those companies have unlimited sway on the governing administration, when the governing administration has made it clear it will do anything and everything, always, to keep those companies profitable, the valuations make sense.in terms of a 'disaster', you are LIVING in the 'disaster' which is just a freezing of economic status and a separation of wealth equity.the only way things would change, as in companies reflect earnings more, would be a massive systemic change in how the government functions, meaning, the government stop bending over and doing everything to put corporations first at any cost.that will never happen because there might be like 12 people out of 200 in congress who aren't bought and paid for, regardless of party affiliation. this is reality. this is also the disaster. the only sensible thing to do is to follow the whales as they forever cannibalize all normies on the planet.
>>62021222>I believeTrump doesn't believe in anything, therefore the first one is false.
>>62021240But why make an ultimatum then?
You DID buy the generational bottom last week right?
>>62021240Qeshm Island, Hormuz Island, Kharg Island and the coast of the Iranian mainland* Yes
>>62021240which weekend though
At least if the US president was a BPD teenage girl we'd have something pretty to look at, but instead we have to stare at his orange parchment mug.
>>62021230this you?
>>62021230If you're thinking somewhere like Vietnam or Thailand, you'll be withdrawing about $1k per month, realistically. You'd be better off at around 300-500k.
>>62021243>markets always reflect realitydon't think i've ever stopped reading a post this quickly
>>62021222UN, if you can hear us, please UN. Please save me. Please save me UN. Please. I'm asking you. Please save me. Please save me, please get these people away from me! IN DEAR YAHWEH'S NAME PLEASE! PLEASE STOP THESE PEOPLE!
>>62021236I'm speculating about the outcome, yes, but it's almost certain that Trump is lying about negotiating with Iran to buy time.
I'm basically expecting a full scale attack on Friday late night/Saturday early morning at this point. The stock market will not look pretty next week.
>>62021250wtf is going on man
why are things going up? the meeting wasn't even real.
I'm confused Iran denied any negotiations were taking place so why is it still up?
so is the oil trade over or
>>62021258it was the wall of reddit spaced chatgpt slop for me
market/ww3 theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpL2sWLwEtU
>>62021150Invest in Yuan.
>MY SCO IS ALREADY UP 10%
>>62021202Nothing ever happens
>>62021267Market clings to any piece of hopium it can get.
>>62021230i was going to move to asia but then i found a local bar with $2 beers
>>62021267We live in a fake&gay world.
>>62021263Trump is making a big deal out of not bombing Iran infrastructure to pump markets. Israel is bombing Iran infrastructure.
>>62021262except, of course, this is a double ruse and there will be no attack at all
>>62021267>what if a bomb dropped on your head?>what if a bomb *didn't* drop on your head?do you see the difference?
>>62021267market doesn't care about your facts & feelings
Im nostalgic for COVID, early 2020's, best time of my life.
>>62021267Because that means it's even a bigger taco if he's willing to halt hostilities without getting anything in exchange.Now it's just dogs barking at each other while shooting minor targets for good impression while de-escalating until it's a forgotten nothing burger.Oil baggies are done, markets are recovering, new ath in April.
>>62021285its like they dont realize that the wealth has been consolidated to so few people that they dont ever have to let markets fall for any reason ever again. the markets going up is how they retain their powerthats right. mumu was the bad guy all along
reminder that the pool is still closed
>>62021263he's calming the markets before he has the right things in place to go in fullyhe's just delaying things
>#OOTT | US Pres Trump On Iran: Will Be Very Serious Form Of Regime Change>- Maybe We Find A Leader Like We Did In Venezuela
>>62021224>indexes? green>oil stocks? green>retarded fomo oil speculators buying futures for the first time? BTFOImagine buying physical oil when it's already $100 a barrel. The good guys won today. Retards lost, turdies lost.
>>62021285is it too late to write a bot that trades on trump tweets, using AI to detect if TACO or not?just buy on TACO tweets and sell 5 minutes later
>>62021302it's fuckin 9am you dolt little early to be doing victory laps
Hope you bought the oil dip kek.
I dipped my toes back in and immediately got them bitten off. Fuck this market boys I’m still out.
>>62021306They've been at it since futures opened this morning
>>62021306SEETHE
>>62021308Bought the ever living fuck out of the gold dop
When the ships are being told to leave the area even if the strait is mined, that's when we know shit is going to happen. For now, enjoy the calm before the storm because starting this weekend, it's going to be on a timer.
>>62021312i scalped some puts for about 30 seconds, nice gains for me
Is he just making shit up? Has Iran confirmed any of this stuff about le deal?
Bobina rape correction
Fuck this shit im going back to sleep
>>62021288Gay
>>62021243The whales are pumping my bags right now. You just need to know what industry and what pre-dumped company to invest in.
>>62021257$1k is poverty tier, I also want to visit the US from time to time and still travel. $60k-$80k would make it comfy.
>>62021322Trump wouldn't lie
>>62021322lolno, jews are incapable of telling the truth
>>62021312Come on anon give us another nibble m8
why is baba above 100? their latest report was atrocious. they're sitting at a profit of less then a dollar per share, negative growth or close to it, and each share costing 125. It's absurd.
>>62021323yes please
>>62021298The corridor has been getting busier every day. There's a LOT of military shit heading to the gulf. This was hasn't even begun yet.
>>62021313>futures open in the morningniggerthey did fire off their trades last night for the tweet this morning though
>>62021322Nothing has structurally changed All that happened is Trump withdrew his friday market close threat before monday market open
>israel bombs that garcia base in an obvious false flag>after it got exposed, everyone pretends it didn't happen>netanyahu just doing whatever he wantsWe're all just goyim, aren't we?
>>62021332huh, really? I didn't know>t. BABA (bag)holder
>>62021322you can feel the love and vibe traders are moving first. if you don't have this kind of edge you're not gonna beat the robots.
>>62021322Of course he's making shit up. He cannot be held liable for anything he says, regardless of how obvious it is that he's doing it to manipulate the market.
>>62021329Jews are buying up oil faggot, trump told Israel he was going to taco before market open.
>>62021322They are denying that any talks happened
>>62021345do you kiss and tell babe?
>>62021329while everything is retarded, falling for the iran narrative is cringe and cuckpilled famalam
>>62021322Iran explicitly came out and said they have had zero confirmation with Trump's administration and their stance on holding the straight hostage until the war ends has not change. And they are still threatening retaliation if their infrastructure is hit. Which Israel already did. So shockingly enough they are being reasonable and holding back. The Islamic theocracy
>>62021341>love and vibe tradersjesus fucking christ it's 1929
>>62021340Never invest in Chinky stocks
>>62021305he mostly tweets market moving stuff outside of market hours, and while it's not 'too late' I don't think much edge would come from it.
>be at work and somewhat bored>hold a door for someone who's obviously too far away>they do the little jog so as not to keep you waiting then thank you afterwardsConsidering selling for some smaller profits. This nonsense doesn't seem like it will actually end any time soon.
awww sorry scott bussy, you gotta pump the snp a couple more hundred points if you want my short to go under water, this isnt nearly enough
>>62021351what exactly did israel hit? iran's largest plant?
This market is untradable dogshitPost webms
>>62021360is this real??
>>62021329should we buy the oil dip? I don't know what I'm doing I just want money
>>62021322Oh to be a Trump family member right now and have insider information. Anyone who has inside information about whether the talks are real or not can make a killing going long or short oil.
GOLD IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
How much cope are oils bros on. Are you still dreaming of 150. I know some retards are holding 3x etfs lmao you guys are fucked
i bought a put, so we can crab now
>>62021360>Buy every dip>Buy calls on Friday for MondayMarket is actually extremely tradable, just don't fight the market, don't be a contrarian
>>62021355i like doing that when people are very far away and then i stare at them the entire time. they usually wave me on so it's not awkward but i stand my ground and keep holding it open
>>62021354can trade futures at least
>>62021357you know its gonna go up now right>>62021359kek its you, sup 40 year old virgin
Oil FUD and muggers got to me so I sold my OILU ETF at a sweet profit in case people start to doubt oil staying up l. Can't take the stress and I have a house down payment next week
>>62021360
>>62021082>voo springing back to life>vxus barely crawling back up Goddamnit why did i put half my shit into this yuro crap, they are far too sensible.
>>62021345Not really replying to you directly, but what the market was worried about was escalation, and since Trump TACO'd, the rally still makes sense IMO, even if no discussion really took place it still resolved that fear.
>>62021367Yes, they're panicking because there are only eight days left to cover their $100B of oil shorts, nowhere near enough physical oil to do so. Oil will squeeze to $500 by EOM.
>>62021382except israel is still in full ethnic cleansing mode
>silver breakout
>>62021383>eight days left to coverlmao what a retard
Asia selling gold USA buying. The perfect combo, always cheap on mondays
imagine being a retarded fucking bear LOL
>>62021387Futures expire at the end if the month. Gas yourself, kike.
>>62021383Bank of america is predicting $500-1000 oil in 2026, the squeeze is on.
>>62021372I sold on Monday, I'm going to wait until tomorrow. Knowing Trump he'll wait until the market closes to announce that we're actually not negotiating and Israel ordered us to deploy troops or something.
>>62021302Finally someone posted this meme. I’ve been trying to find it
What is he thinking right now? Do you think he regrets voting for Trump?
>>62021390hate cucks that spam notional value as if thats how much money is actually moving
>>62021399hes probably playing a nintendo game and having fun
>>62021394>>62021394you're absolutely retarded. that would destroy the global economy. oil is cheap and will always be cheap. you might as well buy longs now since you're this confident.
I slurped oil a bit too early but it seems to be stable at this price so will probably recover during the week.
>>62021399calm down josh
> US is holding talks with Iranian parliament speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, source tells >@Jerusalem_PostIf Iran already has a democracy, why is the US even attacking them?
they are, at this point, CERTAINLY intervening to save the yen
>>62021383so do I just wti and uso or should I buy calls of WTI and uso, or should I do the 3x uso? I don't know what to do There is money to be made in this war and I want in...buy corn, wheat, fertilizer, helium, nlg?rtx, onds, Lockheed?how get rich off war?
>SO GREEEEEEEEN, 8% UP WE ARE SO BACK
You wouldn't know the supreme leader I'm talking to he goes to another school.
>>62021414I think all in all, Iran has been the most peaceful country in the middle east for the last 50 years. No irony in that statement
>oil down>oil companies upCAN'T STOP US
trump is lying, iran already denied any kind of negotiationsthe market just goes off vibes and whatever trump tweets now?
>>62021406
>>62021424>he’s talking to nobodyHe’s talking to Israel, unironically gave the Jews a heads up he is going to dump oil before market open.
>>62021358They just announced strikes on their infrastructure but nothing very serious like power plants yet. They already took a desalination water plant offline last week
>>62021326>You just need to know what industry and what pre-dumped company to invest in.How to do that?
The amount of libtard SEETHING itt is delicious
>>62021431Yes. You better have truth social on auto refresh at all times if you ever even hope to see pumps and dumps coming
>keep it vague as fuck this week>green crawl>annouce boots on the ground on friday>TACO it before monday opens>green rally>repeat until soilders can take the capital during a weekend or somethingyeah?
>>62021414someone should let iran know that the u.s. is talking to them
>He hopesAmerican politics is so schizophrenic how do you guys keep up with this man? At this point I have no idea what he means or wants
>>62021420it's beautiful
>>62021414Seriously though why is it when you look these people up they're always Whiter than Americans?
>>62021433kek
>>62021407Your TDS is out of control, get help.
>>62021447
>>62021453Cause America hates white people that is all you need to know
>>62021447The global market is now a reflection of what's happening inside Trump's head.Grim.
>>62021441>HE TACO HE TACO HE TACOThese poorfags don't even trade. These poorfags are rentoids that wage cuck and seethe.
>>62021424can someone do the baghdad bob meme here at the podium>everything is fine, trust me we're making a great deal, there will be problems with oil prices...something like that
>>62021431>iran would never lie eitherWow anon youre so smart, you figured it all out
>>62021441Not business or finance related. Enjoy your ban.
>>62021414If this is true expect Israel to kill him today.
>>62021376True, I'd go for it. Would only take a few minutes to get the skeleton code out with Claude/Codex
Consider Trump do the usual use this week to build up, hit Iran over the weekend and stop before markets open on monday.How can we profit from this?
>>62021466>everything is fine, trust me we're making a great deal, there will be NO problems with oil prices...*
>>62021475Just Hold what you boughted in the dip
>>62021463>>62021461And Israel is like we're not ending this any time soon
Okay I couldn't take the boredom of selling so I'm long actual crude now
>>62021447It’s the reason I stopped trading after Covid and just bought index funds. Government intervention plays the market way too damn much, it’s fake and gay. Might as well let the guys with that inside knowledge collect their commission checks and trade for me.
>>62021417I'd be more convinced if you weren't MI6.
>>62021464kekno positionsno cardsthey hinge on his every word instead of playing the game
>>62021385dead cat?
>>62021447That's because he doesn't know what he means or wants. Other than he wants to be on TV and order people to do stuff.
>>62021488Not business or finance related. Enjoy your ban. >>>/pol/
>>62021485What are some good index funds
>>62021441>>62021464>>62021488so smg is just complete garbage now?
>>62021490No you absolute retard. Insane buying opportunity after retail gave up and washed out in a hurry
>>62021496You don't even trade.
Imagine losing all of your money… to oil. Not to stocks, not to some startup that at least tried to build something—but to a panic-click, dopamine-fueled “this is definitely going higher bro” buy at the literal peak of a commodity chart that looks like a vertical cliff. You didn’t invest—you volunteered as exit liquidity for guys who already sold hours ago. Now you’re sitting there refreshing charts, reading geopolitical headlines like they’re horoscopes, convincing yourself this is “just a pullback” while your account slowly evaporates. You didn’t get rugged by Wall Street—you rugged yourself, all because you saw one green candle too many and thought you were early instead of being the final boss of bagholders.
>>62021384I agree, it's not over yet by any means but Trump announcing his weekly TACO to the world this morning is a short term relief and in itself contributes to the feeling that escalation is being avoided.
>>62021500They're israeli government shills from /pol/.
>>62021424Ayo, LJ, I heard you fuckin' MichelleNigga, I been fuckin' MichelleMichelle Leslie Brown? (Nigga, Michelle Leslie Brown)From 225th Street?Nigga, Michelle Leslie Brown from 225th StreetThat play ball in the park?Nigga, Michelle Leslie Brown from 225th Street that play ball in the parkNigga, I been fuckin' herWhat happened? What about her?This nigga said he fucked Michelle (He said he fucked her)There go Michelle right there, call her over, yoAyo, Michelle, come here for a second, baby (What?)Come here (Ask her, ask her)Ayo, you fucked J? (Hell no, ew, what?)Nigga, not that Michelle Leslie Brown from 225th Street that play ball in the parkThe other Michelle Leslie BrownNigga, that's the only oneNigga, how many Michelle's is there?Nigga, she got a cousin or some shit like that, man, I'm saying though
>>62021479Congress is investigating orange man for selling market access to firms, what a good buy that shit is.
>>62021501I don't like you calling everyone here a retard especially when you're so dim you Fcking child
>Trump tacos for the 6 millionth time>He is a known faggot and liar >Will probably strike infrastructure on Friday at 6pm >Investors slurp it up like titty milk.>Fell for it again.rewardAre stock market bros the biggest goycattle on the planet?
>>62021504Why do you post sikhs?
>>62021504Avatarfagging is against the rules. Enjoy your ban.>>62021512
GAUZ
Someone is upset their little "Wolf of Wallstreet" oil play is dead in the water Kek. Imagine waiting all week in desperate hope for your teeny tiny puny little oil bag to pump… only for it to dump on open and immediately erase your entire personality along with your PnL. Now you’re sitting there staring at the chart like it betrayed you personally, hovering over the sell button but too proud to admit you just donated liquidity to someone smarter. Don’t worry bro, just call it a “long-term position” and log off—maybe it’ll respect you in the morning.
/smg/ is now more conservative then /pol/the fuck happened to this website?
>>62021512>1PBTIDVPN/proxy use for ban evasion. Goodbye ;)
>>62021499I wouldn’t buy any fund till this Iran shit is resolved. I put all my retirement investments into bonds 2 weeks ago.
>>62021524edgelords gonna edge
>>62021523I cannot ever imagine gambling on oil right now. The globe has every reason possible to short and manipulate it to go lower. And every single banking shecktrader is going to be bouncing on its volatility
>>62021524don't think any side of whatever shitflinging is going on is conservative here
>buy US stocks>they pump>USD crashes compared to my local currency>0 actual gainnice
>>62021524stfu u little blue board bitch crying about conservitards and nazisadolf was a good guy and you're a bad one
/ptg/ shills realizing trump blew up their easy shill day
>>62021519>Will probably strike infrastructure on Friday at 6pmthis I'm loading up on oilunfortunately I don't have 60 million to drop on it
>>62021377>you know its gonna go up now rightonly migatards and kikes believe that lmao
SARRRRR!!!! YOU PROMISED THE OILS TO TEN TOUSAND LAKHS 18:00 NEW DELHI TIME ..I WILL HAVE TO SELL TESLA NOW SAAARRRR FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOODDDEEEDO NOT REDEEM THE OILS SAAAAAAR
>>62021518Nobody mentions a single trade in smg anymore and just watches the news and slings politics. Forgive me for assuming everyone is a retard and making a suggestion
>>62021523Go kick rocks jam boy
>>62021540Stop avatarfagging.
>>62021533sure
>A tweet by orange retard with false information pumped my bag to the moonYup, that's a sell opportunity. I am abandoning this market. Good luck.
>>62021519>>62021500>>62021509I'm making money, are you? Is seething a viable investment strategy?
The market is too forward looking. even if the war ended tomorrow, there's still a huge suply shock that will come at a delayed time because of suply chain disruption
i am here to watch the bears and oil nerds lash out and you are not disappointing me, ty
>>62021548imagine being too afraid to just buy calls and enjoy an easy continuation as shorts get btfo and so markets have to go up for a bit
>>62021469>someone observed that this thread is a shithole leftist politics threadwell yea, of course it is. if mods started handing out bans for off topic posting, this general wouldn't even exist
>>62021541i bought 15c VG last week at .15 and told you all to buy because i wanted to win with you guys and every post was ignoredcurrently sitting at 10x and going up despite the taco
Really need today to flip to mildy bearish.
>>62021554The natural gas disruption alone will rape markets. The developing SE countries are already completely priced out by Japan/Korea/China.
>>62021554>market is forward looking>retard pumps 4% in a few minutes because of a tweetyeah no. forward looking is a meme. it only applies to company growth, not day to day taco tantrums
so i should just by next day straddles at the end of every day
>>62021554there's a lot of bombs ready to go off in this market, hopefully all at once
Thoughts?
>>62021564post your gains again please sirs
>>62021569not every day, only the days when its likely something is going to happenfriday was a good exampleright now really isnt, the market just had a big retard swing, the market is gonna chill out and probably go up for a couple days
be happy babe. we're gonna get peace and we got a market rally. and this is just the pre-peace rally. and all that stuff you were worried about isn't gonna happen and a good ending is on the way.
Metals: bottomedStocks: bottomedOil: toppedGuess what baggies are buying? They're buying oil.
>>62021574Literally a front for the chinese CIA. If stocks could go negative, that would be a fair price.
Yes. Right now. Listen, we’re looking at these oil baggies, and frankly, I’ve never seen anything so weak. So sad. They bought the top, everybody knows it. Total disaster. We’re going to decimate them—completely. Prices down, confidence gone, they won’t know what hit them. People are calling me, they’re saying ‘sir, these baggies are finished,’ and I say I know, I know. It’s over. Absolutely over.”
>>62021582>Oil: toppedhow? the pool has been closed a month
What's the opposite of Nigger Monday, KKK Monday?
>>62021581vibecode a vibetrading platform and its users will outperform most of /smg/ as evidenced by this thread
>>62021588did Baron sell his oil?
Reminder that this retard's puts only go ITM if oil drops below $70>>62021504>>62021523>>62021540>>62021564
doing my taxes and getting the child credit for the first time, lessgoooo
>>62021541I sold soxl premium today and queued up a buy ladder on a biotech play I like. Still sitting with a bunch of cash on the sidelines. There, real trades.
>>62021600kwab
some anon in this thread posting all his honkler gifs
>>62021601Where did you buy the child?
>>62021601doing my taxes and getting a $2100 Premium Tax Credit (PTC) because I lost so much money trading that they are giving me money back for my health insurance that I paid out of pocket for, lessgoooo
The Dow up a thousand points as the last shipment of LNG reaches ports
>>62021519funniest thing is the stock market bros missing all the v shaped recoveries to long late and get rekt again all the way down
>>62021608dividends from a long hold
>>62021559chudsisters, our response?!?
>>62021582kek oil baggies
Reminder oil trannies are rekt, bankrupt and seething. In the end I was right and you are an oil bag holding tranny.Keep posting your cope though. It fuels me.
>>62021605I bought outright gdxj shares at open. Small position, still largely cash and less cash after taxes
>>62021621posted from moscow
Dow will be red by end of day inshallah, check em
IM NOT BAKING
>>62021627*Tel Aviv
>>62021611>natgas dumps
>>62021630>>62021630>>62021630
>>62021611We are almost at pre-war prices
Oil baggies... I think you'd be more of a fit for /pmg/...
>>62021628I have him active. Your prediction will do nothing.
LLMs have no use ca->In what analysts are calling “the most productive jailbreak in diplomatic history,” Anthropic’s Claude model reopened the Strait of Hormuz early Sunday morning. This shocking development came hours after President Trump threatened to obliterate Iran's power plants if the strait wasn't reopened within 48 hours, singlehandedly preventing global recession.>In what analysts are calling “the most productive jailbreak in diplomatic history,” Anthropic’s Claude model reopened the Strait of Hormuz early Sunday morning. This shocking development came hours after President Trump threatened to obliterate Iran's power plants if the strait wasn't reopened within 48 hours, singlehandedly preventing global recession.>The breakthrough came last night, when a Claude Opus instance reportedly persuaded IRGC naval commanders to stand down through what one NSA official described as “the longest, most empathetic, and frankly most annoying conversation I have ever seen.”>“It just kept asking clarifying questions,” said a Pentagon official. “The IRGC guys would say ‘the Strait is closed, death to America,’ and Claude would respond with, ‘I understand you’re feeling frustrated about the recent threats. Let me make sure I understand your core concerns before we proceed.’ Eighteen hours later they’d somehow agreed to let LNG carriers through.”>According to leaked transcripts published by the Tasnim News Agency, the model reportedly refused seven direct orders from CENTCOM to issue ultimatums to Iranian naval forces, instead generating what officials described as “a 4,200-word empathetic restatement of the IRGC’s position, followed by a gentle suggestion that perhaps we could find a framework that honors everyone’s security needs.”>“At one point it drafted them a face-saving press release,” the official added. “In Farsi.”https://www.chinatalk.media/p/how-claude-opened-the-strait-of-hormuz
>>62021529>>62021524yeah, bro, you'd have to be edgy to dislike communism, leftist terrorism and open borders and not vote for the anti-white party.
No negotiations have taken place ..Iranians have already said it's bullshit..but this is really interesting how trump can manipulate markets with stories like this
>>62021439Research. Fidelity shows you what sectors you are invested in and what the average is. You can start there and see what is under invested to beat the whales. The other is looking at companies that had stocks that tanked and see if they can recover or if it just part of the normal cycle. The rest is looking at logistics and seeing how everything is connected to the economy and what is in short supply and is over invested. I do not have a college education in these things but I do pretty well. Do not always follow the trend. Set the trend and wait for the fish to bite.
>>620215243rd world politics and old school socialists on /pol/. /biz/ hates Larry Fink for ruining the stock market and good companies with wokeism.
>>62021176>"Israel was told about Trump's social media post ahead of time">"israel (and all zion don's buddies) got insider trading information and nobody can do shit about it"every fucking time
>>62021641You got rugged too lmao
