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THEY could be here - edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previous thread
>>62023349
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bussy is sleeping
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KEK
OIL
BAGGIES
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WTF happened to that ship?
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did baron sell his oil at 120?
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Imagine betting on commodity's while at war, of course that couldn't be me.
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>>62024125
I know some northern Iraqi gangsters, I asked two of them about the war, one said "America will fall like Hitler" the other just said "it won't end" in a sad voice.
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>>62024153
what a piece of junk
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>>62024155
commodity's what?
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I eased off the oil longs and ramped up the tech shorts somebody throw a bomb
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>>62024153
crazy how in the last few years weve learned that russias military is weak AND americas military is weak
lmao at the entire cold war. both of them fucking sucked the entire time!
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'
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>>62024153
Someone served really spicy chilly and well, you know the rest.
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DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALOOOOOOOOOONE
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BARRELIES AHAHA OIL TO 2.50 a gallon!!
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>>62024165
That's because this generation is shit and isn't doing the KILL YOURSELFS TO KILL HITLER ramp up. Also, something is holding us back from pulling a waste'em policy.
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>>62024165
The Russian military fell behind decades ago, this is no secret. the American military keeps failing because they were originally designed to fight the Russians, not mountain goat herders.
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Things are escalating again.
Earlier they said Saudi would never ship oil from the red sea again.....
Iran is claiming the energy ceasefire is breached.
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>Awkward Reality Of Self Owned Business Moment: Do £1.4k of painting and decorating work for ultra long term family friend, who also happens to be ultra picky with finishes and tight with money. Already tried every which way round of lowering bill for them. Now need to send "the shocker".
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>>62024179
>telegram
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>that one guy on /biz/ that sold the very bottom during pre-market early this morning
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>>62024153
>14 months
Might as well build a new one quick
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If they've stopped the red sea pipeline not even a trump essay can save markets.
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>>62024182
He didn't quote upfront
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>>62024187
that sounds like panican talk to me
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lads i think it's starting to set in that even if we magically get TACO peace tomorrow consequences will never be the same and we're already fucked
like oil can easily stay at 80-90 for months with all the destroyed infrastructure and shit, that's still like 25% higher than where it was in february
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>>62024171
Why would I kill myself to kill the man who was right? That's be like trying to kill Patton, who was also right. The entire shit world we languish in today was brought to you by America, America's owners, and Communist Russia. That isn't changing. Communist Russia fell, it is time for America and their owners to fall next. L'Chayim goys.
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Oil bears? I'm not feeling too hot.
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>>62024192
you should kill yourself to accelerate america's fall.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BumY00BJ61g

good vid and this bitch is HOT AF
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KEK BAGGIES
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>>62024190
Its fine, the fed can always print more oil.
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Explosion at Americas biggest refinery apparently.
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>>62024209
It's climate activists who can see that they end fossil fuel dependence if they end the oil.
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>>62024209
you are a waste of space
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life doesnt use a stoploss
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>>62024214
Sure it does, look at John McAfee
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>>62024209
Source? Big if true.
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>>62024214
at least you can only die once
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>>62024209
It would be extremely gigabased if Iran managed to hit a US refinery.
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>VOO posting
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plunge protection intervened in equity markets already
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THEY BOMBED POWER PLANTS
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>>62024179
KEK he’s getting his info from fucking third world apps!!!!! Why not use your Bloomberg terminal?
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>>62024214
>life doesnt use a stoploss
death is the stop loss
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>>62024217
>https://kfdm.com/news/local/breaking-explosion-reported-at-valero-in-port-arthur
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>>62024212
maybe we should declare war on climate panicans
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>>62024223
According to some inbred bot on Twitter? KYS
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>>62024219
Looks like an accident.
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>>62024214
Mine certainly has a stopwin though, been set at least since middle school
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>>62024213
Rude
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I am legitimately am having tacos tonight for dinner in honor of the national pasttime that is TACO Monday.
Based TACObros, WW@?
TACO doubters in SHAMBLES
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>>62024229
I'm sure the Jews did nothing wrong and this never happened
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I've been considering low-tech trading. Copy of the Financial Times and a telephone. At first I just wanted to be a hipster but Im feeling that I wouldn't panic buy/sell so often if I just checked the papers and phoned my broker once a week like in the old days. Thoughts?
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oil is up to something
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>>62024240
they charge extra for that, double for a female broker
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>>62024223
scott bussy has given up on shorting oil and is now just buying s&p futures
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>>62024243
But females get paid less?
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Oh now Musk wants to build a civilization/city on the moon. Always wondered why one would skip this and immediately go for the a lot more difficultly seeming task of Mars. This totally is not heavy backtracking/admit of defeat.
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Oil going back up kek
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>>62024203
>good vid
typical DEI quality content.
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>>62024250
youre 2 months late musk reply guy
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>>62024252
IRGC supposedly saying they are targeting energy now but no reliable source yet.
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>>62024214
damn right
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>>62024223
>THEY
I peruse upon on the topic of, whoooomst
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>>62024243
Main reason why I haven't done it. However I suppose it would further incentivise me to not panic sell. Female would be good but so long as they aren't Indian i'm happy.
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I don't even know why I watch futures at all. It always gets rugged in the early morning hours.
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REFINERY IN PORT ARTHUR TEXAS BLEW UP
THE SWORD OF ALLAH STRIKES DEEP IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
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>>62024248
female brokers don't even get to keep their tips
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>>62024209
>Explosion at Americas biggest refinery apparently
Fires, worker strikes, other disruptions always seem to happen at odd times that help increase prices. My favorite is the long-plane shut down for maintanence during summer months when demand for fuel is highest. Big oil always comes through
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>>62024256
Musk is 10 years or more too late to switching to the moon

Like he's 10 years too late with selfdriving. https://youtu.be/zhr6fHmCJ6k?si=6LB5X1xhQ5kNaZvN
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>>62024269
rent free, huh?
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>>62024250
Elon is full of shit. I used to be big into space before covid but I eventually realised that Starship was a scam. The real purpose of SpaceX is to launch military satellites. They are never going to Mars.
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STOCK MARKET CRASH INCOMING KEK BAGGIES
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>>62024272
If he was rent free I wouldn't be 2 months too late, would I?
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>>62024250
>see gooberment money shifting the moon with artemis project (which includes plans for an orbiting station)
>"I was always about the moon"
He's hoovered up subsidies before, like with tesla.
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so refinery just exploded in Texas
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isn’t the issue that Iran is a bit disjointed after khamenei’s (the straight one) death
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SCOTT BUSSY IS BUYING FUTES HAND OVER FIST TO STOP THE CRASH
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>>62024267
I mean you'd be a retard to organize a strike when everything is fine
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>>62024276
THIS TIME FOR REAL
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>>62024267
Remember all the food places burning as inflation was increasing?
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>>62024269
>>62024274
Tesla is going to 0 before Musk can invent an escape pod
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best Don would never have allowed this
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>>62024285
nah, plunge protection jews are kiking the fuck out of futures
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>>62024265
I keep trying to give her mine
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>>62024289
looking forward to the USCSB youtube video
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>>62024280
THE SWORD OF ALLAH STRIKES THE BELLY OF THE GREAT SATAN
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>>62024289
he tried to save us but we got seduced away from financing his dream by hot blonde hrgraf harlots
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>>62024274
>They are never going to Mars.
People (as in actual scientists) ran all of these
>is mars terraformable
Game theories many, many decades ago using actual scientific reasoning and plausible routes and the short answer is
>no

At best what you're getting is some geodesic dome structure you can occasionally step outside of in a space suit or a covered canyon; and even the latter is ridiculously optimistic.

Due to its gravitional field and magnetic field, the planet inherently doesn't want to sustain an atmosphere, which is why it doesn't really have one to begin with. Even if you were to dump tens of millions of tons of cfcs into it.
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Two fires. One explosion.
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>>62024300
what if we put a bunch of magnets there
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>>62024300
gotta find that ancient alien device
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>>62024289

Garbage Don is back BAY BE
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>>62024230
You know, it probably isn't that difficult for a state actor to smuggle in some shoulder fired missiles into the US. I'm surprised Iran doesn't have sleeper cells targeting critical infrastructure right now.
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>>62024302
that's just how the treasury prints oil, it's fine
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>>62024302
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>>62024302
Pya little burn up like. Get some tyres on it.
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Every cycle you idiots do the same thing.

You ignore the ones building early
You ape into garbage later
Then cry when you’re exit liquidity

SAIKO is sitting right in front of you

Not pumped to death
Not farmed by influencers
Not dumped by insiders

Just a wolf building an army

Raids happening
Community active
Dev actually showing up

And you’re still sitting there waiting for a green candle to feel safe

By the time it feels “safe”
You’re already late

This is where positions are made
Not at the top

Dog eat dog.
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Why doesn't the treasury just short the whole economy and use it to pay back all the debt?
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> futures
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>>62024308
drones are easier. its not like refinaries have AA-guns
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>>62024313
SAIKO? USO
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>>62024295
>looking forward to the USCSB youtube video
Investigation determined Cleetus, Bubba, Juan, Airwreka, and Jamal were not properly trained, educated, equiped, nor supervised and make numerous mistakes in the years, months, week, day, hours, and minutes leading up to the explosion. After the explosion Jamal stated to the investigators "Sheeeeiiiiittttt, I have a job? I work here? How long that been doin and no won told me nuttin, I was just here to buy some crack. I sparked up muh pipe and whoosh all sorts of shit started poppin off no cap." The oil company recorded massive profits and the cost savings. Luckily the tax payers and stock holders will be held financially accountable.
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>>62024300
It's crazy how much more optimistic I was pre-covid. I thought I was a doomer then but at least I had dreams of humanity exploring the stars. Now all I care about is making enough money to survive the inevitable collapse.
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>>62024322
You hate us when we have a job, you hate us when we have no job, what do white people want from us?
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>>62024313
okay pajeet its nice that you know how to write poems but this is a thread about the economy, hence all the politics and racism.
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>Tumult in private-credit markets is turning into a buying opportunity, even as default rates are likely to rise in 2027 and 2028, according to Alisa Mall, the chief investment officer for Michael Dell’s family office.

Female Dwyer
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>>62024319
Rolling for drone if a terrorism (brown person) incident.
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I just want to drink and see the world turn to shit while my oil pumps. I am already rich, but I want to get even richer and see the ladder being pulled up. Let the common people worry about being able to pay for their food this week. I will be living it up on a beach in Thailand or a jungle in Colombia.
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>>62024319
True. A couple grenade dropping drones would be enough to absolutely wreck a refinery.
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my farts smell like fucking shit boys. tonight is the big dump
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>>62024338
what are we talking? like philly cheese steak and mozzarella sticks?
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>>62024260
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>>62024223
>natural gas dumps anyway
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>>62024332
Why is it not terrorism when Israel bombs a refinery?
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>>62024340
like sulfur, like the inside of a steel mill, just completely rank
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>>62024343
It's all the dumps but none of the pumps
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>>62024344
This isn't the message board for silly questions anon. That board is facebook.
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>>62024343
when i rip ass, natural gas contracts price it in
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wheew
we are gonna have to print so much oil
>>62024316
kek
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>>62024333
I am trying not to end up of you but my humanity is fast slipping away.
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Oh nice oil is up tonight so it can fall a bit harder in the morning
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You know that scene in Fifth Element where the girl is hooked up to a television streaming war, suffering and hate into her brain? That's how I feel right now.
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>Iran gas facility attacked
>Main Venezuelan oil refinery explodes
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I've just seen a video of an Iranian woman filming herself getting blown up. The whole thing is sad really.
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>>62024359
yea its just like the good old days after 9/11
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>>62024365
Link? I could use a good hyuck :3
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koreaniggers why is KOSPI up but EWY down?
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>>62024138
>1.79
How can I rock this look?
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LvviWbq_bqg

30yo boomer bros.... our zoomer wives are making fun of us again....

>>62024153
STINKY
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>>62024178
>>62024171
Wait until China has to fight some uyghur uprising or some shit and gets their shit rekt in a hilarious manner.

It turns out if you're abig country with a huge defense budget, all your money gets disappeared by oligarchs before it actually gets where it needs to go.
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>>62024153
>WTF happened to that ship?
Bubba clogged the shitter again.
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>>62024370
exchange rates
asian currencies are worse toilet paper than the dollar
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>>62024361
#ourfalseflag
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>>62024387
EWY is down ~5% overnight and KOSPI is presently up ~2% . Aren't these in sync? Exchange rate doesn't explain that
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>>62024369
No.
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>>62024391
if it's not exchange rates it's different market hours
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>>62024391
>2%
check again
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>>62024399
Ugly chart.
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nikkei is almost red kek
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>>62024361
>Main Venezuelan oil refinery explodes

that sh*tty Venezuela crude messe up are refineries know wonder companies don't want it
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I'm starting to think maybe this war wasn't such a good idea after all. Luckily I hold quality stocks on the advice of my financial advisor Mr. Smigger. Stocks like:

>HGRAF
>GRRR
>OKLO
>NUAI
>BBAI
>HYMC
>GME
>BBBY
>NIO

So I'll be fine, just fine!
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Big coal pump until war is over?
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>>62024408
>sh*tty
watch your fucking language nigger
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>>62024408
>know wonder
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>>62024413
>that concentration of unproductive assets including literal scams
Day 1 hire at ARK
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multipass
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Fucking stupid orange man announced deescalation and Iran just couldn’t recall agents back in time and because of that deescalation is cancelled?
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>>62024413
nobody in smg told you to hold dogshit
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smiggers, iran may or may not within the last hour be proceeding to attack gulf energy infra
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>>62024430
You are delusional if you think there was going to be actual de-escalation at this stage. What are you even basing this off? A social media post from a man known to lie?
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>>62024431
Nigga anons ITT have shilled HGRAF so much that I even had a dream about it the other day and was this close to throwing money at it, if i did i'd be down like 20%
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>>62024430
>falling for it again
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>>62024313
>Every cycle you idiots do the same thing.
That's exactly what I thought after reading your post
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>>62024430
no, Trump just wanted to TACO and not make it look like he did.
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kek baggies
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FOUR
FOUR
FOUR
FOUR
AND
TOMORROW
IS
THE
FINAL
MARKET
FLOOR
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>>62024444
You've just sentenced us all to death

I call this meeting of the bears to an open
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>>62024444
>>62024445
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK ITS OVER SELL EVEYRTHING AHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>62024379
I can’t even stand to look at zoomers, can’t imagine living with one
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Crab tomorrow incoming
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>>62024437
>a man known to lie?
Lawsuit.
Incoming.
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>>62024440
I am going to condition you to be a homosexual next
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>>62024209
>explosion at mexican refinery
>explosion at russian oil port
>explosion at american refinery
It's almost like someone is trying to make something happen, But who.

>>62024214
If I killed myself in 2018 I'd have saved myself a lot of trouble.
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>>62024437
>>62024441
>>62024443
Earlier today smiggers were saying exactly the same to me because I went long oil and it kept dumping. Now it goes back up and all the niggers come out being like "of course it does, bro"
SMUG NIGGERS WITHOUT POSITIONS DESERVE THE ROPE
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>>62024449
there is nothing wrong with big brother younger sister roleplays
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>>62024458
im sitting in my room, farting profusely, hoping the market crashes if that helps
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>>62024460
the markets fell for it again too
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>>62024436
It sounds like they've started. Reports from all over the gulf.
No real sources yet though.
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>>62024463
Same
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>>62024460
>All of /smg/ is one person
The war will not end in a day. Peace negotiations themselves will probably take a couple weeks at the minimum let alone brokering a truce which includes the Hormuz and whatever the fuck Israel is doing.
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so...what now.
the adminstration tried to manipualte the amrket with the "we are not gonna keep going they are asking for a deal i swear"
can they pull the same shit twice?
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>>62024474
yup
all algos
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is taco tuesday cancelled since we had taco monday already?
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>In Worst Korea, they are already banning vehicles from riding once per week
I'l rip you a new bussy if you dare to say 'nothing happens' again
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So, this might seem slightly schizo, but my guess is that there never was any serious de-escalation attempts and talks from the golem and everything is just a stall tactic to calm the markets down before the invasion and an attempt to install some sort of puppet leader for Iran, ending the conflict. That's why they've been talks of targeting energy facilities, to try to cripple Iran's neveral communication capabilities and increase chaos amongs their ranks and that's also way Trump hadn't shared, whom they've precisely been negotiating with as it's no one from top of the leadership actually worth negotiating with. So watch for some random name to pop up as the person that's been negotiated with in a couple of days/weeks. Either that or there was no one being negotiated with to begin with and everything is just pure stall tactic for invasion/some military tactic.

Either way there will be at least one huge spike and bear wave, so be ready for that.
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Oil will never be over $90 again
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>>62024480
It's just orange nigger trying to save face because he didn't want to go through with the ultimatum he put out
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>>62024478
Rationing started in Slovenia and shortages in Australia.
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>>62024480

No shit, the 2 year yield literally hit 4% right before they started pumping “peace deals”. Do you know what that means? It means the fed has to HIKE rates twice this year. Not only that, but the treasury is issuing a SHIT LOAD of debt this week. So notes would have gone NO BID and you’d see a real limit down with the entire curve above 4.2%

BOND YIELDS made Trump TACO the trade war tariffs. Just watch yields
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>>62024484
it's over 90 right now
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>>62024488
Not for long and then never again.
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>>62024485
seems like it, he needs quit drinking because that 48 hours sh*t was completely unnecessary, someone needs to take away his truth account when he is drinking heavily like that
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>>62024153
''They'' don't want you to know it was actually hit.
Deny it all you want, it won't change the truth.
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>>62024492
He doesn't drink, just takes pep pills and is natty retarded.
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>KOSPI red
kek
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it's over (really)
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>>62024153
>Gerald R. Ford
What does the R stand for?
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>>62024485
The question is what happens next. Market seems to indicate that there is likelihood of some sort of peace deal, with the current Iran regime while my reading is that there is little to no chance or attempt of a peace deal with the current regime and the current development hints at a ground invasion and/or attempt at putting a puppet as a leader of Iran.
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>>62024499
Retardo
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>>62024495
>He doesn't drink

he didn't use to drink but this gross negligence war has made him drink heavy. those are drunk tweets

>>62024494
think they can keep 3000 sailors from not saying they were hit in an attack ?
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can't leave you babes alone for a minute. it's always like a funeral in here. lean into today's good vibes, we are going higher.
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/Smg/ - Oil and war general. Occasionally some propaganda too.
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Relax smiggies, take/blow a load off. Blow two.

This will all be over by Friday, but it'll be a bumpy landing.
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>>62024507
we are going to fucking zero
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SIGA sisters, is it finally time to buy?
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>>62024153
Toilet malfunction, unironically
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>>62024503
Isn't the east where the big oil is?
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>>62024316
Wtf is this real?
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>>62024493
>South Korea Energy Minister : plan to ask 50 top business users of oil to reduce consumption
SELL SELL SELL
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>>62024502
>Market seems to indicate that there is likelihood of some sort of peace deal
iran, Israel, and the US have shown to be more irrational than the markets in the last weeks.
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>>62024508
I'm in oil and defence stocks.
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>>62024517
https://youtu.be/uhG-vLZrb-g?si=MD9fxW2kLdediM9K
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>>62024485
trvke
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>>62024517
>reduce consumption
By reducing output....
Here we go.
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can't wait for the next election where we vote to have our interests represented as a country and people
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Welcome to the daily asian gold sell off
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>>62024522
eat zee boogs
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>>62024524
The Indian election is in 3 years
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>Saudi Arabia is close to a decision to join the attacks against Iran, sources tell WSJ.
>"It is only a matter of time before the kingdom enters the war", one source says
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>>62024529
What happens when the bugs are gone?
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>>62024413
welp i need to get rid of hymc
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>>62024511
inshallah
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>>62024518
Not sure that's the case, it's more about there being a lot of noise and while it may not exactly be all that clear, once you try to cut through everything there doesn't appear any actual good reason to think that Iran will strike a peace deal, nor cease keeping the pool closed, which indicates eventual correction to the market moves that happened yesterday.
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>>62024532
>after three weeks of raping, the raped suggests perhaps its time to fight back
good luck the raped
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>>62024490
Based Iran pumping my oil. They definitely know how to hurt and they want it to go to 150+
And I know what to do when there's a side with a clear strategy, has the means to enable it, and follow that strategy, and another side that... thinks they can sort it out with lies upon lies and paper trading manipulation.
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i bought the bottom on friday and shorted oil bobo time comes after hitting 700+
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Won't someone think about the portfolios.
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>>62024531
my local indian elections are coming up in november
>ramaswamytexascowboy.jpg
>>62024534
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>>62024532
With fuckibg WHAT lmao. They have a paper army. Fuck, they have no PEOPLE, they thus have no army, no nation, no concept of a flag and fighting under a flag. Their ''pilots'' are fucking nobility just playing around in expensive toys. These rich kids won't risk their lives when they can just fuck off elsewhere and keep pissing in whores mouths.
And an army of pajeet and paki mercenaries only gets you so far.
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still waiting for a 20-30% correction
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ANNA
Is that green dick just a fat finger?
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so what happens on friday?
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>>62024512
Iran hasn't even surrender to gay butt sex yet, give it a couple more weeks
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>>62024553
more like 50%
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Mr Trump I want off the wild ride
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>>62024537
>any good reason
they want bombs to stop dropping on their head babe. that's one of the best reasons there is. the problem is in the getting there, because iran's only way to leverage it's position is damaging the global economy. but they're pretty limited even in that because they're dealing with a nuclear superpower. it's not easy to pry what we want out of iran, but it is working and there have been negotiations ongoing all this time in switzerland.
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I get the feeling this week we are in for the worst leg down
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>>62024556
they announce it will be over in 2 more weeks
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>>62024571
putting your best foot forward solves this
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>>62024552
They have a lot of Chinese ballistic missiles that they have been itching to use since the Gulf War.
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>>62024565
>only way to leverage it's position is damaging the global economy
Which in turn fucks over Trump politically, so that's a pretty strong leverage.
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should I buy LNG, helium, fertilizer, wheat,corn, ?

rtx, lockhead, onds, ?

wti, uso?

what buy for max profits
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>>62024582
disgusting war profiteer
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>>62024582
think about which economies are getting the hardest hits and which ones profit from this situation, like petrobras
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So do my gains now need to beat a 4% daily inflation target?

>>62024532
Is this going to be like that time they went to war with the Houthis?
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>>62024582
CANE
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>>62024581
>politically
The economic aspect hurts more; if he had not been doing fuck all last year, it wouldn't be such an issue, and he could have taken the hit.
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>>62024589
Why?
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>>62024582
I'd wait until after the dump. I sold my ONDS last night. I'm selling my RTX tomorrow. Might hold my BAE as it's FTSE but I'll see what it does in the morrow.
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>>62024585
look I get it and I hate it but buying fertilizer and corn and wheat isn't that bad and I only want to invest in anti drone tech honestly not the drones that 1 way trip I want to invest in the drones that save lives
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>>62024581
>>62024591
see babes, you're more concerned about the political costs you're paying personally than anything else, the political capital expended for this, you're weeping because you think this sets back the chud agenda. but that's actually a good thing too.
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>>62024596
Those 3 too; when ELSE are you going to profit from them?
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>>62024596
I love it. Billions must die
From starvation ideally
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ZOGNALD SISTERS, WHY IS OIL GOING UP?!
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>>62024592
sugar, very concentrated and complacent shorts. entering supply problems/inflation regime. good play
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A roastie at work posted fertilizer and food shortage fud caused by the “straight”. Her slack picture is her with 3 cats. Unironically short oil.
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Ay yo, is we getting a zognald tweet bump tomorrow? I got bags to sell.
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>>62024591
Well, it's the combination of factors. It's fucking over people economically for no good reason. I don't think all that many think that the conflict is justifiable for the cost being paid by everyone. If people thought that the current situation was justifiable and unforeseeable, such as unprovoked attack from Iran, not that many would grumble and take Trump in such a high contempt for it.
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President ZOG strikes again
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I'm nooticing
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Q predicted this
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>>62024605
may i see it?
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>markets
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>>62024613
I'm noticing America getting kicked out of Iraq and no mention anywhere.....
It's fucking spoopy.
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>>62024610
babe, if this prevents a war with china over taiwan, and it has the potential to, then it saves a much higher price being paid for what really actually is no good reason. there are major strategic implications to iran having a nuclear weapon that are far reaching outside of the region. i think we should have paid iran a ransom, there were other ways to achieve this goal, but this is the path we're on now and it's best if it succeeds.
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>>62024618
>no source
So it's nothing?
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No assassination. I got bamboozled. Cunts.
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>>62024622
Doesn't really matter if Trump won't convince the general populous of that and the current vox populi calls for Trump's head. At least as far as I can see it.
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Well they confirmed the Oil short selling. I love the free markets
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>>62024316
I just can't tell if these are real or not anymore . scary times
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>>62024631
you don't soothe the masses by warning them how close we are to world war 3. and i think most people wouldn't care or wouldn't get it. i know this isn't popular, and i'll try to be more understanding of how that upsets you. i don't wanna fight anyways. i'm just bored and want to talk.
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>>62024633
the ones where animals act like people are fake
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>>62024632
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>62024640
how can you tell? they're so realistic now
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>>62024642
animals don't act like people
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>>62024641
Panican detected. Trump is out here literally minting 1.2x more Oil per barrel release and you fuckers are still fudding
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mister jerome
my head hurts
please halp
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>>62024645
kind of like oil staking
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>>62024621
but did you hear the US has military in Ecuador taking on the cartels
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>>62024632
was baron able to cash in on this??
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Last night the vix market maker pay pigs tongued my anus. Rest up your tongues gentlemen.
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>>62024641
a lot, but apparently /smg/ is paying the price and not the government lol. deft trading.
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>>62024650
he's providing the 1.2x oil
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>>62024632
PBR or EQNR which one do I choose??
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>>62024649
I heard but there's enough other shit going on to be worrying about a few drug lords getting fucked up.
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>>62024638
You don't soothe masses by wars in general. The justifications attempted all failed as far as I can see. Pre-emptive strike and nuclear Iran were both attempted, but I don't think people were too receptive. If anything people seem to think that starting the conflict is needlessly bringing is close to WWIII instead of trying to distance us from it, but maybe that's just me semi-projecting, it's not like I have that great of a general consensus, just trying to make sense of it all.
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>>62024654
Quantitative oiling.
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>>62024415
what ? shotty offends?
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I shall not be baking someone else will have to do it
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jej
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>>62024660
ya, this has got nothing on the iraq war as far as popularity and the propaganda involved. but that went on for over a decade after people soured on it. i hope it ends soon, and judging from the current force posture i think that was the plan all along, to do this as efficiently and cheaply as possible. you're right though, you're not projecting, you're catching the vibe pretty perfectly i'd say, people are mad and the effects of this are causing them harm and they don't have much of a say in it. i'm trying not to cheerlead too much, but i am hoping for the best outcome for our side.
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>>62024670
Still a little life left in this one
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so is the strait open now or not?
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>>62024677
buddy the gay isn't even open yet
one step at a time
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>peace talks
>sell signal for oil stocks
>buy signal into gold again
>nvm lol energy strikes back on

I just cant with this market, if shit gets bad, goldies will drop another 20-50%. Oilies might gain 10.
I need to recoup my losses, but cash is the only safe haven but I dont want to realise my losses with gold by selling out on what could be the bottom.
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>>62024677
Strait is wide open for Iran
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>>62024644
>>62024640
why
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>>62024686
Next leg up for gold is 2060.
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>>62024679
ya i think that too, how new are you? we are soulmates probably.
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>>62024675
It would seem that this was meant to be a very short operation, seeing how USA is now mobilizing its troops. After some thinking I'm leaning towards at attempt at regime change after all as it's actually been there as an expanation from the start. I don't think there was anyone in particular in mind as a replacement, just weakening and scaring Iran by showing that golem has a huge dick and can slap Iran any time they decide, forcing them to accept a pretty shitty peace deal, but the whole plan failed once Iranian leaders started to retaliate and dragging everyone else down with themselves. Now USA and Israel are forced to pivot, leaning towards invasion and replacing Iran's leaders with someone specific they can control.

Yeah. I think I like this narrative. I honestly wouldn't expect it to be that complicated on base level and this seems to fit quite well and make quite a bit of sense.
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>>62024691
I thought we were soulmates wtf
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>>62024691
I was just joking I retract
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HGRAF smigglies. We have a new development.
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>>62024686
Just short gold now that its dumping. Its that easy.
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>>62024693
They may just take that mini island with the marines and then claim it has to be recognised as belonging to the US as part of a ceasefire.
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>>62024702
She'll have her eye out with that if she's not careful.
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>>62024704
>short gold

we can do that? how
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I'll wait for this little SOXS pullback before I buy. I shouldn't get greedy but it seems like another obvious asian panic
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>>62024705
Taking any island in Hormuz looks like a suicide mission.
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>>62024708
GLD options chain
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>>62024708
Not sure if still possible but I used to trade gold on Forex platforms with massive leverage.
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>>62024705
I wouldn't want to claim what they're intending to do with the military, that's way too specific. Just that boots on the ground is likely one of the following steps and that this step has no been intended from the beginning, which indicates that the situation has gotten at least a bit out of hand.
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>>62024708
Put it in the bin.
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>>62024709
The pullback was this morning you missed it you're priced out now
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Night time /smg/ popping off, did markets taco the taco yet bros or are mumutards still pumping?
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>>62024720
Yeah I shouldn't went SOXL immediately after I sold my SOXS last night but I didn't think about it. Told myself no more trades for today
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>>62024710
>>62024715
It's a trumperian thing to do because he likes collecting things and being able to boast about it.

Plus it even makes sense in a military/legal basis because then they can claim the waters around it are theirs so their boats can lass through and, since they're unlikely to get any kind of pro US stable government in Iran any other way, they can station a ton of missiles and radar equipment on it pointed towards iran.
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>>62024722
*should've went
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>>62024721
>Night time /smg/ popping off
I'm here and ready to party gentlemen!
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>>62024729
make a new thread will probably get more action or I just might go to sleep...
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Want to know how I know all these ''demands'' lists Iran supposedly made are complete made up bullshit by either journos in need of headlines and/or at the demand of glowies?
None of them, NONE, asked for the very evident demand their armed forces would do: if you want to negociate, first stop the arrival of the USS Tripoli and other forced that are en route, to show good faith. This is the #1 requirement that would be at the top of any list.
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Someone bake, I don't know how.
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>>62024732
>first stop the arrival of the USS Tripoli and other forced that are en route, to show good faith. This is the #1 requirement that would be at the top of any list.
the MEU isn't that big of a deal, and would fall under "stop bombing us and other related military matters"
calling it out specifically would make them look weak anyway.
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>>62024732
wow you're really smart you should make a new thread so we can talk about it more...
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>>62024693
i don't think an invasion happens. i really think we're focused on the nuclear issue, but there are definitely people that want more in usa and israel, but i don't think there's the will to pay the cost that those objectives would demand, either politically or strategically. we're only using ~5% of our military here and it's not just for efficiency, committing too much here would give an opening to china or russia to take more.
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>>62024737
Calm down we are on page 1
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>>62024732
Smart thinking. Are you smart money?
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>>62024743
>>62024743
>>62024743
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baking
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>>62024732
>>62020995
You so smart Sirs, let's collab.
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>>62024487
Any illustrations you can share to support this point?



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