>heh, I'll just take out a cheeky sunday call on oil futures by exploiting the arbitrage between HYPE futures which run all weekend and the robinhood overnight market which opens at 6 PM on sunday to quickly 10x the next time oil spikes over the weekend and then frisky dingo my way into bitcoin shorts then flip into dollar-euro winnebago iron condor theta decay before longing LinkHoly fuck this shit is awfulIn 2021 I was just like "durr I buy pink coin and yellow coin and green coin" and if I hadn't fumbled, I woulda made a quarter million despite being functionally retarded. If I hadn't fumbled, I would have just put it into bitcoin in 2022 because I was a big cycle believer, and was functionally retarded.Learning about finance, going back to school for a degree in finance- this has made my life so mcuh worse knowing how it was so easy to just mindlessly put it all into bitcoin in 2022 and never ever think or question if what I was doing was fucking retarded. I don't want to think about whether my calls are expiring too soon or how I can trade forex. I just wnat to be a comfy retard in 2020 posting memes again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61KLPnawjuY
Bro, this is like in your favourite shonen slop. It just begins with people punching each other and they end up creating energy explosions capable of destroying entire planets.
>>62024845If that's the case then I'm yamcha. A lower life form than krillin, because krillin had a hot gf and yamcha got kicked off the team and cucked.
