What would he say about your finances?
am I supposed to know who your gay zoomtuber is
Gayleb would do his feminine scream and virtue signal about how straight he is
>YOU PAID A STRIPPER $100 FOR A LAPDANCE???????>IT SAYS HERE YOU WENT OUT TO EAT DINNER FOR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BIRTHDAY AND YOU SPENT $120? CHEESECAKE FACTORY????? >YOU BOUGHT DOUBLE PLY TOILET PAPER?????
>>62024835He would fail to understand that all the dumb shit I buy is an investment.
>>62024835>you're holding crypto that crashed!!?>WHY DONT YOU SELL IT NOW>PAY OFF YOUR DEBT AT 4% INTEREST
>>62024835I can't take advice from a fat person
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>>62024835Very little, I spend basically nothing.
>>62024835That technically i'm doing great for how little I make but that I need to get my income up. I make $51,500 a year and save $2200 a month.
>>62024835>Dude don't spend money on stupid stuff lolHe wouldn't say anything, because I'm not one of the paid actors on his gay showWorst finance youtuber of all time.
>>62024835"get a job"
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>>62024835Nothing.>>62026032>paid actorsIt's just retarded liberals that he calls retarded to their faces.You don't need to pay people to humiliate themselves on the internet, they'll do it just to be seen by the masses. No dignity and a want for attention.
>>62025806Based.
>>62024872Crypto is just a distraction for people. Let's say LINK turns it around and goes from $9 to $20 over the next year. That means you would need to be holding over $40,000 of LINK to "outperform" getting a job at McDonald's. And we all know that isn't happening, it's just scratcher tickets for retards to have a little hope at this point and justify not working.You can replace LINK with any crypto btw, I don't want to single the Marines out, they do their best. Semper Fi.
>>62025238I KNEEL
>>62024835fat fuck caleb>>62025238this
>wife + I = 360k gross>total annual expenses ~35khopefully he wouldn't be too mean
>>62024835His stuff makes me mad because there are so many veterans making thousands a month for free just for being former zogbots. Retarded parent told me to stay out of the military but those people make the most money now and have endless free time while I wanted my life falling for the education meme.
>>62024835You only have 50k saved up and you're almost 40? Oh, it says here you were buying cocaine with a credit card in your 20s... well that's an improvement I guess
>>62027336>spend pretty minimalistic>still manage to live a more fulfilling life than consumeristsIt's not a bad life. Not sure how you found a girl who likes that as well but gratz. Every girl i go on dates with has been good for the economy.
>>62024835when he sees my gains, he would immediately cum in his pants (both himself and farting out the last creampie he took) and then write me a check for 20% of his net worth to manage
>>62024835He'd probably question why I'm sitting on a 200k CD, tell me to increase my 457b contribution and quip about my 5k car note a la Dave Ramsay style, but would also take my justifications for each pretty well and would be overall impressed. I'm planning to buy a house in the next couple of years with the former and at 0.9% APR with the latter I literally make more money with the principal in a money market then it costs me to service the loan.
