>lost my dorm key somewhere >jews at my Uni want to charge me $60 to get a new oneWhats the /biz/ solution to this problem
mine crypto on their power
>>62025554shoot up the school
>>62025554Maybe next time dont lose it you fucking retard.Thats a liability for them. When you move out, they will be forced to change the lock. Whos paying for you? Them? They should pay for you being a low iq retard?Its hilarious how its always the antisemites that cant comprehend the most basic of dynamics. Gentiles are truly the cattle of the world, absolute worthless animals. Pay up and stfu you low iq savage dog
>>62025554And imagine $60 being a big enough expense to make a thread about it. Just blow ur worthless brains out already you useless broke dog.
>>62025554Borrow it from a friend and take it to a key cutting place???How is this even a question? How the fuck were you admitted to university? Just drop out now because you aren't going to be getting any jobs with life skills this bad.
>>62025559How do i do that>>62025566Dont say this blud>>62025582>>62025584Its not lost its in my dorm somewhere i just cant find it and I am trying not to be broke you jew, its why im working. Maybe I should just be a NEET so jews cant siphon money from me
>>62025589>key cutting placeNot that simple amigo, the key says in bold words do not duplicate. This isnt an option A more realistic solution would be getting a lockpick and getting into my dorm that way
Oh I will just do that. i will go to the dollar store for some paper clips and get in that way. Better yet steal some paper clips from some room in my University. No problem. Fuck you jew
>>62025589Are all dorm keys the same? Doesn't sound very smart
>>62025606Its not the same, each one has a different key. I suppose my current solution is borrow a spare, use it temporarily, then perhaps 3D print another one.
>>62025592And they should trust you why? "Bro trust me its in my dorm somewhere bro" they dont give a shit nigga its still lost.Im old as fuck and i never lost my keys ever, specially not at home. Thats some pothead level retardation. Maybe stop being retarded. Other people shouldnt pay for your retardation, you spoiled faggot
>>62025642I lose my shit all the time. Ive lost my key multiple times and I lose my key every semester basically. I am just bad with keeping up with shit. Cant help it. Sometimes things just disappear huh
>>62025642But yeah you are right I am just going to lockpick into my dorm. And if someone says something I will just tell me its my dorm so I can do whatever I want.I AM DONE GIVING MONEY TO JEWS
>>62025554If is a magnetic key just use a flipper device
>>62025662Its not magnetic, Well not this one. You need a magnetic key to enter the building, and a physical key for the dorm. I can enter the building whenever I want. But I need a lockpick to enter my dorm.
Could this operate as a lock pick? It fits into my dorm lock decently, but I think I might need another one to operate as the lever.
>>62025554Just put it on your tuition that’s what I always did
>>62025594>Not that simple amigo, the key says in bold words do not duplicatelmao this nigger thinks the minimum wagie at home depot gives a flying fuck about this. if you're this much of a coward, file down the words (if raised) or smear jb weld over them (if engraved.)
>>62025730I would rather not pay at all.>>62025761Good idea but that seems like a lot of effort. I would rather just ask to borrow one, 3D copy another one, and return it. There is a 3D printer in my school library.Also someone just came out of their dorm and saw me fiddling with my makeshift lockpick. I dont think they will tell an RA but if they do I will just explain why situation and why I dont want to get Jew’d for $60.
>>62025594what a good little goyget your 60k meme degree and then come to /biz/ once you turn 22.
>>62025805>meme degreeToo high IQ for that amigo, im in STEMI hope you arent saying that because you chose a meme degree yourself and dropped out
>>62025791>Good idea but that seems like a lot of effort. I would rather just ask to borrow one, 3D copy another one, and return it. There is a 3D printer in my school library.yeah that definitely sounds like less work than the 30 seconds it would take to address with a file or jb weld. good luck, little zoomie!
I am not a retardI understand college is designed to siphon as much money from you as possibleThats why I chose a good majori didnt take $30k debt and thousands of dollars of payments for no reason
>>62025810>projectionkid i make 280k a year and own my mcmansion and multiple cars. you're whining about a $60 key. we are not in the same league.
>>62025820Cool, and I have fantastic job prospects lined up already that I wont go into here for OPSEC reasons. Im not your average normie, I am probably higher IQ than you, but good on you for waging long enough to make it up there
>>62025824planning to retire in 10 years. enjoy your """high IQ"""
>>62025830Good luck on retiring right before the economy enters a recession lol, but thanks
>>62025554>borrow key for now>take photos of it, order online based on photo>once receive working key, make sure it works>contest the charge by saying it doesn't work>return borrowed key, use my new free key
>>62025833>thinks we're going to have a recessionoh you're a midwit. good to know
>>62025840I know this is bait but can you try harder?>>62025838Again thanks, but im not putting in this much effort for a key. Ill just take the $60 at this point.
>>62025853simple talking points from CNBC and the tonight show. quite clearly 95 IQ behavior. for now stick with coughing up the $60 for a key. my stocks will continue to print
>>62025554Find a bitch to crash with
>>62025820Sure you do. Sure you do.
>>62026090LMAO 280k isn't even impressive anymore (except on a website like this) you do realize recent comp sci grads are making 350+ right?
>>62025566you have no power here glowie
>>62025840>>62025833>>62025830>>62025824>>62025820One of the reasons why jews call us goyim.
>>62025673Ask to your roommate (if you got one)the key and do a copy, or just Check your clothes and in your room, or try to remember the last time you got it
>>62025642>i'm old as fuck>niggalol ya sure about that zoomie?
>>62025592You're there to learn, right? Think of this as a class in responsibility, because if you lose your house key you should be replacing your locks, which is going to run about $60 these days.
>>62025554Pay and then steal 100$ worth of stuff.
>>62025594home depot has those automatic machines now, you just stick the key in the machine and it makes a duplicate. it doesnt read the handle part that says "do not duplicate". ive copied a lot of keys at home depot and other stores with these machines that say "do not duplicate" on them
Just ask campus police or a custodian.
>>62025554Just pay that $60 you retarded loser faggot and get on with better shit you need to be doing. Dumbass
