how would you invest 250k? serious answers only
just buy spy and forget about it for 10-20 years, you don't need the money to live, right?
50,000 BBBY-WT
>>62028671Buy VOO and fuck off to South or Central America
15% gold 40% VXUS30% Spy 15% cash/bonds
50k on land, 50k on stuff like tools i will have and keep for life, 100k into divo,qdvo,idvo,dgro, 50k actively wheeling and alts like income on gold/silver
>>62028671>0% down on a first time homebuyers mortgage>make sure it’s a multi-family>have renters pay your mortgage and bills>you are now living for free>rinse and repeat once a year for five years>now have five income properties >$250k hasn’t been touched>Another $250k is rolling in every year in rent payments>give the $250k to the poorsimple as
>>62028781>First time homebuyer mortgage>MultifamilyYeah, they aren't gonna let you do that. You also won't qualify for a second mortgage to buy a non primary residence. Have you even looked into the requirements?
>Wait for multi-family home to pop up where I am for a good price>Buy it outright>Rest split between silver and stock marketAnd like this I would be retired, unironically, since I have such a low cost of living.In my little shithole town of rural NY You can get a multi-family home for 150k-ish,we might have one of the cheapest housing markets in the country but also one of the highest percentages of rentoids in the country.Basically this gets you a house, and I've lived as an impoverished young person all my life so I could live off the income from just one rental multi-family.
>>620286715% gold. 95% short term treasuries. get paid to wait for better opportunities.
100% yuan The red millenium is upon us
>>62028840I hope you get raped and murdered by a pack of Indians
Start a business stupid Muh voo muh s&p500 thats for broke wagies looking to grow their money slowly. A business will 2x the money apy starting or more.
>>62028671Hold your cash and wait for a stock market crash.
>>62028728>40% VXUSmany international markets that are worth investing in may be hurt as the Strait of Homos closure/control drags on for months. VXUS is down 7% last 30 days, likely going lower until V changes the investments.
>>62029345its up 2% today alone. Buy the dip
>>62028671Buy a house
>>62028671Buy tulips
>>62028671Bitcoin if I wasn't already a millionaire. Otherwise, I'd stick it in SPY or VOO.
>>62029493Again youre not doing the right kind of opportunity cost anslysis. With 1k youre not starting anything with 250k you have smple options to start businesses. The person with 1k has no choice but to dca into stocks for a measly 10% or less the op assuming hes not a wannabe doesnt and like i said it can be more than 2x apy.
>>62029492Tulip Mania is running wild brother.
>>62029531Key words "can be"Not everyone is cut out to run a business but even then they can fail because of forces outside of your control; economic downturn, supply chain, tarifffs, etc. I prefer to set it and forget it. $250k grows into decent gains over decades if properly invested.
>>62029567People will always need food if nothing else you could just do the shrimp meme
use as downpayment on a house
>>62028671Start a business. Invest in yourself.
>>62028671AI, wait the boom, than sell everything
>>62028781Those types of mortgage programs typically work only on single family residences and its a loan forgiveness if you still live there after x number or years
Literally just buy Monero
Wait and buy the bottom in Bottomtober
>>62028671>1 btc>$75k down payment on a house>rent out house>live in a van>put in writing that i'm allowed to park my van at the house, where ever there is space
>>62028671GME
>>62028671Bonds the most part.Defensives that pay dividendChinese tech stocks on dips.A bit of pms on dips.
200k iraqi dinar50k xrp
>>62028781you have to be black or jewish to get a deal like that. whites need not apply.
>>62028671i would let it collect dust inside my ass
>>62028671sell cocaine, you'll turn that measly 250k into 15 million in week.
I make an auteur kino. It's about the handsomest man on the planet getting hated on everyone and he just keeps walking unaffected
index fund, get job.
Go to bank tell them you need an FHA loan and you need to find four units and give them a list of 99% white zip codes you can look up from census data. Hopefully it has some commercial space nearby you can have a little bakery and you are set for life. Live in a dumpster, rent it out make payments.
You invest 250k by hiring two teams of two devs to make two different FOTM co-slop games in six months. Done
WTFWT
>>62029322if you're sure its gonna crash shouldnt you short it instead of holding cash?
>>62028684>dude its not gambling if its over a 20 year period!>dude just DCA!>PE ratios dont mean anything!
>>62032424Even if you bought at the peak of the dot com bubble you still averaged an 8% rate of return. That was a once in a lifetime event also. We might get some annual dips but a 3 year prolonged dip will never happen given how many Boomers there are now counting on SPY for their retirement.
>>62028840It isn'tAs much as they're trying, China is only as powerful as the xi cargo cult, and its starting to get wobbly
>>62028671all in on oilwhen it spikes to $150, switch to silverwhen silver spikes to $150, switch to gold
>>62032492>That was a once in a lifetime event alsokekboggleniggers are so retarded. you may find more people who agree with you on reddit
>>62032492>>62032543does this chart look bullish over the next 10 years? this may be one of the worst times in history to blindly chuck your life saving into spy
>>62032424now reinvest the dividends...
>>62032587Do you know when the crash is gonna happen?
>>620326202 more weekshonestly though, this iran war/oil shit could easily start crash
I wouldn't be doing anything but stacking cash atm>b-but it loses value by the day!Yes, but not 50% in a day or week like your stocks will.
>>62032620it might be happening right now
