You will not hear from me again from this point on.
>>62029230Yawn, this shit is getting old. Market makers would have front ran the fuck out of LINK.
>>62029239>implying they haven't
AHA! THE FAKER IS BACK, ONCE AGAIN!BEGONE!TIS I! THE TRUE ARTEMIS!
thank you
BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>62029230Insider's have posted here before and what they said came true but unfortunately even insiders don't know if price will pump. I presume this will be another:>bullish news>-3.5%kind of day.
>>62029230$5 chainlink?
>cll posts "tomorrow" at 3:13pm >>62028965>artemis makes thread at 8:18pm saying "tomorrow"hmmm yes the insider, with knowledge... of twitter
>>62029230589c eoy!
>>62029230
>>62029230Thank you Artemis for all you've done. Link has dropped 33% since you started last June.
>>62029230Tomorrow will be the last day link is above $9 (34% lower than the linkie average on this board).
Tomorrow, tonight, 2 more weeks
>>62029230As a farewell post can you post hand? Show /biz/ they've been jeeted.
>>62029710look how well this ma i made works. only 14 lines too. 3 parameters
>>62029230It's interesting you would post that image because when Chainlink Labs posted it on twitter as some big hype event, absolutely NOTHING HAPPENED.
based artemis, take care fren
IM SO EXCITED FOR US CRAZY KIDS WHO SRE NOW ACTUALLY MIDDLE AGED BOOMERS BECAUSE LINK HAS BEEN FUCKING US AROUND FOR 9 FUCJING YEARS AND WERE ALL OLD NOW
>>62029230love you man, thanks for keeping the hope alive
>>62029230>not hear from me againshut the fuck up we can all tell you are physically deformed or were mollested or somethingyou are the biggest attention whore of all the larps>not hear from me againwhat about when you release your biography and go on the morning talk show circuit to reveal how you were the "mysterious and wise and important ARTEMIS" all along!
ITS HAPPENING.......TONIGHT
Today is the day
Look. Linkie, you got scammed, you got bamboozled. Several years ago infact. Why are you still trying? You lost.
It was a nothingburgerAGAIN
>>62029230https://www.youtube.com/live/glX2bZr6r5E
>>62029230>You will not hear from me again from this point on.We better don't.
>>6203058715 minutes late can these people do literally anything right?
>>62030636Bad omen, it's so fucking over.It always ends up being fucking nothing burgers anyway, idk why I keep watching these.I feel like I'm a wagecuck again sitting in useless all hands meetings.
>>62030587...Why is there an 87 year old black woman there? Maxine Waters is a complete retard, must be there on the bidding of her (((donors))).
>>62030645>green tie>blue shirt>charcoal suit>white handkerchiefis this dude color blind
>>62030659kek i'd be surprised if a eurofag was dripped like that, burgers not so much
there is not a chance in world this old lady has any clue what the words she is saying actually means. she is legit just reading a script i fucking hate politics
script writer knew what he was doing make this bitch read a word with more than 3 syllables
>>62030674She's 87 years old. Fucking insane they get a say in anything other than choice of jello flavor. She's never looked at anything she's talking about.
democrat tard that sucked off SBF talking about retail protectionshe's retarded and only a roadblocktypical slowdown by commitee soviet tactics, retarded bitch
>>62030674the fact that she's been in politics so long is the strongest evidence for democracy being fake and gay. not to mention the fact that this barely-literate sheboon is (was?) the chair of the house (senate? idk) finance committee
>>62030693her, bernie, liz warren and sherman are all perfect example of that.if you ever think only the smartest get into these positions, think againall corporate and banking puppetsfew have balls there
>>62030693If Dems win the midterm, they apparently plan on putting this zombie as head of the House Financial Services Committee. She also has no plans on retiring. Just runs on being black.
>>62030587They speak like theyve been listening to Sergey
can the dtcc guy answer all the questions i don't trust those other retards
>>62030703>Camera pans over to scrawny looking weirdo in a cowboy hat. Behold, Chris Barrett.
is there anyone even there from chainlinkwhat are you guys hoping for here exactly
>>62030771Yea it's nice seeing he has some actual influence, they have said plumbing like 10 times
>>62030799DRUMMMMMPF AHHH DRUMPF WE MUST TALK ABOUT DRUUUMPF DURING. A HEARING ABOUT INNOVATIONBRUH
>>62030803She has no idea what's going on other than Trump is tied to crypto. Ranting about his memecoins when the hearing has nothing to do with it.
this grandpa just said flabbergasted unironically and also holy fuck he went into this meeting without hearing about proof of reserves?
>>62030828Yeah he just made some shit up. Or the person who wrote his notes did. Another congressman that looks to be on death's door.
>>62029230We did it boys bask in the singularity and in fuddie tears
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-25/franklin-templeton-debuts-etfs-that-trade-in-crypto-wallets-24-7
>>62030873bullish for xrp fr
Mr. Foster trying to get it out but they won't mention any names.
>>62031022Well I guess we won't get anything out of this hearing.
>>62029230Is it tomorrow yet? I can’t tell.
BRUUUUUH 3rd black woman talking, all 3 talked about Trump.Holy fucking buck broken bitches.
Three black women have spoken All three have whined about Trump making money in crypto. Nobody forced retards into buying a memecoin. Also they should be happy since people who lost money on Trumps cryptos are most likely right wing. Aka heckin' fascists.
i cant take anymore please something happen tonight
>>62031098I'm glad things like this get to decide how life works. As I grabbed the photo, starts going back onto muh Drumpf.
>>62031112It's a tragedy really, I agree dem vs. reps is just two boots or whatever but holy fuck if dems take over and these people get to decide everything, it's literally the end of the american experiment, literally over.It's like skinwalkers, they learned how to sound sophisticated, and just spout their political bullshit talking points that have 0 depths
>>62029230ok so what was the announcement?
Another stupid fudding giga boomer. Surprise they're all Democrats and are complaining about things that have little relevance to the meeting.
>>62031148There was never going to be one
Tough to watch. This guy mumbling about taxes and if you need a central bank to catch tax cheats. Another 75+ Democrat.
Chainlink could announce sex 2 and it would go 2% down.
>>62029230a coinbase announcement of something that already doesnt affect the pricelarping faggot artemis
>>62030627Brown hands typed this
>>62029230I ZELIEVE
Alright stinkies, it's tomorrow. And nothing happened.
people are obsessed with 8 year old coins that do nothing on this board.
All that buildup just to rugpull the marines again LOL
why is the switch in the off position
WTF WAS THAT
>>62031247Most wagies never even get sex 1 tbf.
>>62032450Not looking
>>62029230Is this the moment bros?
>>62029230What year is link supposed to be 85k? Does anyone have that screenshot from the future man?
>>62032661This year>>62029230Thanks for confirming larp once again.
wait a minute....so this whole announcement thing was some data stream for coinbase lol wtf? talk about nothing burger
>>62029230BOOOOOM
>>62029230Nigger Price Nigger Price Nigger Price Nigger Price Nigger Price Nigger Price Nigger Price
>>62032969Stop using that word.
>>62029230WOW! it's fucking NOTHING
>>62029230it's all so tiresome
>>62029230Ya huh. Oh, this is it? Its finally time huh?
>>62030101>IM SO EXCITED FOR US CRAZY KIDSLiterally everytime ive seen this posted Link has shat itself the next day.
>>62032997price?
>>62033516
>>62029230Adem won. He mogged /biz/ cuckold stinkies lost
BOOOOMLINK
it's over
Aaaaaand it ended up being nothing. Every time.
>>62034417Sirgay probably sold the hype pump he probably falsely created pre-current dump btw.
>>62034417>>62034452someone's on the clock lolAnd there was no "hype pump", link was simply following the market up yesterday.Just like it's following the market down today.
>>62034560not even 9 dollars
We did it boys we came, we saw, we conquered.
remember when link went "live" with swift last november?bahahhahahaahahTHE Cuckolds of crypto
Has it happened yet?
>>62034814>THE Cuckolds of cryptounironically. really makes you thnk>Sergey has a cuck fetish
You are all fucking idiots crying about the price action. The old world is gone. So who cares? I’ve never once cared about price action. Link was always just a ticket out from being plundered, like all the people who are currently being plundered and will continue to get plundered being in old currently dying assets in an old dying system they still believe in. You all seem to be thinking that Link will go to $2,000 and you’ll cash out 10 million and throw it in some index fund and you’ll get to live out your life like some upper class boomer but in your 30’s. Owning link has always been about not being fucked and ending up in some UBI camp. Do you think your avg ETH holder who made a few million 10 years ago is happy today? You make it and the world is turned upside down a couple years later. They are probably bored as fuck now if they even still have good money. If Covid never happened I’d be pretty pissed about Link’s price. But now everything sucks so I don’t care that it’s taking this long. Everyone is mind raped with pre programmed beliefs and pre programmed responses. And they have no spirit about them. And they are the reason things are so bad now. “Making it” is gonna be a lot different than “making it” in the 90’s, so you should adjust your perspective on things. And I’m fine with that cuz the people allowed it to get this bad. I’m just not gonna want to deal with what they will have to deal with.
>>62035487Holy copium. Do you think the UBI camp officers will be going door to door checking to see who doesn't own link tokens? News flash, the price of the token does matter and as of right now you are fucked just as much as the normies with $200,000 in cash.You win today's blackest gorilla nigger award.
>>62035487I want my life back.
>>62034816The fud psyop has concluded
>>62035487You have been completely and utterly mind raped.Go donate your money to a homeless and euthanize yourself.
Jesus I’ve been gone for three four years now and you guys are still shilling this scam? It’s dropped in value by 80% from ATH grow the fuck up and move the fuck on. LINKies are unironically dumber than GME baggies.
>>62037788Go fuck yourself
>>62037767Faggot. It’s over. Even when Link moons we gotta avoid all this BULLSHIT. Vaccine passports, health passes and all that bullshit. The only way out is if this shit was really dropped here for us and the higher ups actually like us and think we are funny. Which isn’t a far stretch considering we hate normies too and they know this, and King Ari seems to post here.Whatever though. I don’t really give a fuck they much either way because everything is so irrevocably fucked that it’s incomprehensible at this point to imagine since I was born in the early 80’s.
>>62037830He can afford to, you can't because your scamcoin won't pump.
>>62037933Ico price stay mad
How do I turn you on?
>>62029230I just wish link hit $100 as soon as I get to 5k... i'm so sick and tired of being a broke wagie trapped in the perpetual cycle of serfdom...
>>62029230okili dokili!*raises middlefinger*
>>62037929But still you have OPTIONALITY even if it means leaving your past behind. But yeah we are in a turbo gay timeline and it turns out 90 percent of the population are lemmings who would rather sell out family than disobey authority figures - fuck em all. My only hope is that we will be able to create new societies and completely disassociate from lemmings. Until then I’m living close to nature, raising kids and driving too fast
