Why are you a tuner?
for me it's danny from harr travel dot com
Remember when that ship full of zoomers got stuck at sea and was flooding with shit everywhere?Kek
I know it's lame and blah blah blah, but I would like to go on a cruise. Just once. I'm just curious about it.
sorry but i'm just not getting on a fucking boat with a bunch of tards in the middle of the sea
>>62030781They're cheap if you avoid the add ons. Drunks will get rinsed.
>>62030819I think for one time it must be cool. Just getting a room with a balcony, smoking some cigarettes while while sailing, visiting a new city everyday (I would like to do it around the mediterranean). Getting drunk, maybe talking to some horny 50 yo olds...Just once.
>>62030836I agree they seem chill, I went on one when I was a child and liked it. I've had a few free cruise offers from gamba sites but have been too lazy to get my passport. I'll probably take up the offer I have and schedule one for late this year or next.One cruise hack I've seen with boozing is they allow you one bottle of wine. Therefore people empty the wine, fill it up with liquor and reseal it. I would also go milf hunting.
>>62030773man pick a worse fate, stuck with a bunch of gen z broccoli cuts, or gen x cancer.Fuck, I'd jump overboard and swim to shore.
>>62030773bro that was 13 years ago, those were not zoom zooms
>>62030773>>62030856>>62030872I don't remember that one. I remember the zombie cruise, the one with the covid virus before the lockdowns and all that gay shit that happened in the world.>>62030848Thanks for understanding me, bro. Everytime I say that I would like to go on a cruise, just once, everybody makes fun of me.
>>62030635Zoomers don't have money.
>>62030635Why would anyone want to go on a cruise?
>>62030819>get unlimited drink package for half off They do this frequently you just have to keep an eye out.
>>62031067cruises are a pretty great way to visit a bunch of places short term.why book 5 hotels in 5 different cities and have to figure out the logistics of getting between them when you can book one hotel that effortlessly moves itself to the next city while you sleep
Went on a cruise once because it was a prize at a company raffle. Got to fuck a bunch of swingers which was nice
>>62030635>fell for it again awardersI kneel...
if i had to choose any type of vacation a cruise would be the absolute last thing I would ever do, unless it's one of those river cruises in europe where at least you get to go to historical cities and whatnot but even then I'd rather just fly in and take a train around europe instead.
>>62031067i knew someone who went on one for their honeymoon. engine caught on fire and they were stranded for like a week eating spam. when it happened they started giving out free alcohol and it was all gone the first night.
>>62030848>they allow youAnd you pay for this experience? Lmao holy goy
>>62031444Yeah if you like sightseeing cities from 8am to 1pm, and then going back to a ship for a 15 hour cruise.
>>62030848>>62030836I think the trick is to find one with people from your demographic. Carnival is all black people now. A lot of the others are all old people. Some are all families.I don't think most are meeting young interesting people. You're meeting suburbanites having a middle-aged version of spring break.For 21-40 year olds, they just live in trendy cities and live this lifestyle every day.
