My parents are able to see and access the brokerage account they made for me 10 years ago. >Sold some S&P500 index funds in Oct 2025 at a 60% gain"Anon, stocks only go up. Why are you selling that? You know AI is changing the world right? You know you just triggered capital gains taxes right?">Sold more S&P500 in early Feb 2026"Anon, time in the market beats timing the market. Missing the 10 best days in the market cuts your returns in half.">start buying back small amounts March 25 2026 but still holding a significant cash position"Even if the stock goes down 50% it'll recover and reach new highs, it's like you didn't lose anything. You're doing something really risky right now for no benefit. Use all your cash right now while the market is down 5%.">Temporarily change the automatic contributions in my roth ira to not buy $350 worth of total stock market index every month"You are completely destroying your financial future!! Time in the market beats timing the market!!"Are they completely unaware that index investing is a completely rugpull ponzi scheme that only benefits you if you time the market?
>>62035711At least you have financially literate parents. Trying growing up with a dumb nigger afro-american as a mother who squandered your top tier father's wealth, while also never shedding an ounce of that on you and now realizing she has nothing for retirement, because "monkey only live in moment"!When my mother dies, her ashes are going straight to the toilet. No urn, just a cheap Ikea grip-lock bag!
>>62035711Your parents are correct.
>>62035711Punch your dad in the balls and cum on his bald head. Anyway enough of your gay thread op. I have a question. Does anyone else get tired of normies constantly asking you for things? Everyone is so needy. All people do is ask me for things or whine and complain Im not giving them enough attention. Just leave me the fuck alone already jeez
>>62035711>see and access the brokerage account they made for me 10 years ago.well, remove them, buddy.
>>62035711we talking about like 55000usd little boy account?
>>62035711Nothing you said is relatable to the vast majority of people here.Anyway, they're criticizing you but they also gave you a brokerage account specifically so you could make mistakes like this and not become destitute.
>>62035711Sounds like you have amazing parents anon. You’ll probably shed a tear when you are older when you realize you lucked out like I did
>>62035711The fact that you feel the need to tell us about it means you probably dont know what youre doing and the boomer advice would actually help youGood luck though
