outsider edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62036417
GameStop
panicans lostS&P 7500 EOY
why are we even blaming america here? its irans fault. they are the crazy ones with all the terrorists... idgi. yeah its a short term shock but long term it means world peace.
Lean Game Hogs
>can’t even control the markets anymorehe has lost everything
>>62037049i blame israel
sandisksisters i dont feel particularly well at this moment
>>62037049I stand with iran, fuck satan!
>>62037048panicans lost 30% on their microsoft and meta investments, very cool
>>62037051This is now getting excited, i hope he will gone mad!
Boots aren't even on the ground yet, we're only getting started.
>>62037049It was bound to happen, neither Iran nor Israel want a compromise, it seems.
>>62037051He still has his headshort heads
Buy CANE
Is semiconductor computer going out of business?
>>62037073No but there will be more panic
>complete TACO >+0.3%It's over for this orange migger
HE'S EXTENDING THE DEADLINE AND IT DOESN'T MATTER TO THE MARKETS, NOT EVEN TO OIL
I think tech oversold a bit too fast, expecting small green dildo tomorrow. I’m too much of a bitch to hold over the weekend again, if trump deploys boots it’s over.
standing with a complex that is being blown out by cheap drones and losing the cost benefit ratio 4 years after warfare dramatically changed, no thanks shit meme
who is slurping? I realized 50k in gains on boomer dividend stocks right after pam bondi called the top of the dow, which is my dry power for catching the bottom. Trump is usually pretty clutch for calling the bottom. that 50k of gains came directly from buying on liberation day after his "this is a good time to buy" tweet. you think he's going to make it that easy for us this time?
Crash this shit. I want to buy VOO at 510.
>>62037079yeah trump tweets lost their efficacy
>>62037072i boughted today
>>62037079with tariffs at least he has more or less complete control, so the tweets matter more, because he can do whatever he wantswith the iran stuff, its kind of a little bit hard because every fucking time he says something, the iranian embassy tweets "lol no" and people seem to have no idea how to take that
this market is now just a collection of meme stocks driven by the schizo postings of some demented orange niggersick of it
>>62037086I'm gonna wait until we win a few more times before I start slurping anything
>>62037072also why aren't you just buying futures?
>>62037072Sugar is the last thing I would touch, rather fertilizer or grain, a lot of people are actively getting off sugar.
>>62037097my broker does not offer them
>>62037082Will be interesting to see what if any changes are made in response to this going forward
>>62037105...your bearish case on sugar is that people will tend to consume less due to health concerns?
It’s funny to see the mega bears that shorted too early and miggers slowly leaving /smg/ after getting margin called lolz
>>62037105I thought that was on the downtrend. It reminds me of when people 10-20 years ago used to say that fat was making people fat and all of those products created low fat versions of themselves that were probably more unhealthy than the originals.
>>62037111There’s better options, alcohol consumption is down too.
>>62037079He's only extended the deadline until Easter. Markets are closed at Easter. The rest of the marines arrive at Easter. We've got another week of this shit before boots.
>>62037111to be fair a lot of fattys are getting ozempic'don the other hand the poorer people are the more they tend to eat sugary things
>>62037117invest in weed bro
>>62037086I am hoping to get some quality japanese companies being sold off by the index selling off
>>62037111Nobody eats cake under the threat of nuclear annihilation.Nobody.
>>62037094Keep crying.
>>62037124I did like 10 years ago, market is saturated.
>>62037105green is speculator positioning in futuresby far most shorted everblue on bottom is money managers, green is dealers. dealers long = everyone wants to shortred on both is producer hedging activity
Holy fuck another TACO really hit the hormussy
OIL BARONS and techNO bears can’t be stopped Seethe harder NVDA/MSFT/TSLA/AMD bag holders
>>62037117>alcohol consumption is down tooNobody drinks too much under the threat of nuclear annihilation.Nobody.
>>62037049america lifted sanctions on russian and iranian oil and wants to give israel 200 hundred billion dollars, you cunt mouth faggots obviously support the worst and shittiest countries on the face of the earth, you faggot shill
>>62037141>TechNOGODS
>>62037132What? Why? Let them eat cake.
>>62037038semiconductors got clobbered, 5pc pullback. i bought the dip.hopefully gas prices makes orange retard cut a deal with the bloodthirsty mullahs so AI can get rolling again.
>>62037142It’s been down for years, young people rarely drink, except on occasion. Hoeflation has some to do with it and needing to stay in good shape.
I wonder what the poor people are doing tonight?What do the peasants do to amuse themselves?
>>62037157Playing Helldivers and watching Star Detective Precure
>>62037150Gen Z does not socialize in person. It's an extremely lonely generation.
So what the fuck happens now?
>>62037157they Have unprotected sex.
> futures
>>62037160Market goes down some more. Or up.
>>62037157NFLX
>>620371602 more weeks of strait closure is bearish
>>62037149same thing like clockwork everytime except Thursday this week instead of Wednesday lol they're trying to adjust their strategy a smidge too many gamblers catching on next week the dump will be on a different day of the week maybe Tuesday instead
>>62037159>It's an extremely lonely generation.They've been priced out of- socialization. Bullish for AI waifus and gambling
>Ausfag waking up trying to work out what the fuck is happening
>>62037117Demand rising in subsaharan africa etc. This kind of argument is moot anyways, noone is advocating for holding sugar for decades. Not buying sugar right now cause developed world doesn't like it that much anymore is fucking retarded reason not to buy. Look at the weekly chart.
imagine how cheap dubai property is gonna be. can't wait to buy a sweet penthouse for 1k and bang international hookers all day
>>62037094so trade it and get luckywith how big the moves are on these taco tweets, if you can get the right direction on them just 1/4 or even 1/5 of the time, you can make money
>>62037169>the greatest dump of the week>maybe ever!A flying saucer could come out of Trump's ass on national television and the market would doubt it now.
So does the market now think Trump's tweets are crying wolf?
>>62037160Asian traders tank the markets overnight and the bloodbath continues into US close
>>62037146Ukraine reapplied the sanctions with drones. More effective.Looks like they are going to the Baltic ports again this evening. There's still a few tanks not burning.
>>62037178we officially entered a wolf market
>>62037173
>>62037182
>>62037186woah nelly
im selling tomorrowthis might be the last taco we get, if they do Kharg the markets will be a bloodbath on monday
>futures
>>62037167don't worrry, the strait is under Trump's control, it's open
>>62037197They can't hit kharg, that's a meme/distraction narrative
>>62037181Today's sanctions already arrived, fireballs sighted in Ust-Luga port on the Baltic, 40 min ago.
is we gettin boots on ground or isn't we
>>62037208Maybe on Qeshm island
>>62037208we is
Trump putting on a good show on the 5
>>62037208finna get a boot in your ass
>>62037208no
Shits stressin me out. I need a voluptuous woman to fuck and bottle of wine.
>DOW and S&P 500 mini change: UNCH
>>62037224ywn
>>62037208Boots on the ground in 2 days, draft in 2 months, Israel takes over as the global superpower in 2 years
>>62037038NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>62037231B-BUT THE MONEY STEALING MACHINE STOLE MY MONEYHOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
>>62037208IDF officials are starting to spoil the weekend's plans
>>62037117>alcohol consumption is downTemporarily. Zoomers will start drinking themselves to death very soon.
>>62037235Why can't Israel seize the island? Why must it be Americans that do it?
>>62037235Why are those planes upside down, did they get shot down already
>>62037186holy kek.
>>62037240True. Half my zoomer friends drink
>>62037224If she's got a fren I have the wine. Not for long though.
You ever call your broker for help on an underwater position and instead of helping you navigate the risk they just print the position for you and get you filled at your desired exit for small profit? I can't help but feel like my broker gave me a freebie while on the phone with him (yes HIM, not her). Certainly not complaining that's for sure.
>>62037224Looks a lil like an elf version of Debbie Harry
>>62037235Yup the US will totally just hit Kharg and Iran explodes. Just like the Death Star in Star Wars.
>>62037229so this jiang guy i see people mention here is a greater israel goy?
>>62037251My broker charges me 40 bucks to talk to her.
>>62037251my female broker just sends me angry emails about too much risk taking and taxes :(
>>62037258He thinks Israel is going to win but he's a doomer, he's not happy about it. He thinks human civ peaked and we're all going to be goy cattle slaves
>>62037258He's an asian white supremacist.Did you watch him on Tucker Carlson?He said Shakespeare, Plato and Dante were good and china is bad.
>>62037266>asian white supremacist.Why is this so common?
XOMGODS are we eating good rn? the market ks bright red yet our portfolio is still green
>>62037228I did the past couple of weekends. It comes in spurts
So he's delaying the strikes, but the strait is still closed and the production facilities are still getting hit.Isnt the status quo pretty good for Iran? Another week of a slow bleed will get us into a serious correction territory
>>62037178
>>62037258He's a CCP shitstirrer for low iq cattle.
>>62037275Oil niggers are feasting rn. So good.
>>62037224>>62037224How do you fuck a bottle of wine?
>>62037271I'm unsure if he was gushing over Tucker, he told his class that Iran and Pakistan are the countries hitting rock bottom so they're gonna be superpowers and that AI is finished. Short america and western europe.And then he turns around and tells Tucker that nonwhite people are peasants who need to read Shakespeare to learn how to be civilized.He also says muslims are bad but muslims will beat america etc.Maybe I'm not smart enough to see the consistency, because I'm starting to doubt the consistency.I'm trading purely based on this guy. I'm shorting tech and buying oil even at a loss because I believed him. But if he's saying something else to tucker and something else on his youtube channel then his predictions will fail.
>>62037287Iran wants reparations. At this point I'm 50/50 on them getting it. But not before May at the earliest.I think they'd settle for owning the UAE. Either way the petrodollar is dead, that's China's demand.
>>62037297Hopefully it carries over to the FTSE oil stocks tomorrow.
>>62037271Asian people are just racist, I don't think he thinks White people are better
>>62037291I wish, futes and crypto still pumped a little on that bullshit. There are still retards on the market
So that is it? suddenly market will not listen to the president? This is a weak pump.Are they expecting iran media to say something
My OIL ETF printing me money. Based orange retard needs to have a melty and shoot off some more boomer tweets.
>>62037303>I think they'd settle for owning the UAE.how is that going to work? what if UAE sez no?
Is there any fucking end to this clowns vanity?
>>62037320UAE is defenceless. They'd have nothing to say.
>>62037300>he told his class that Iran and Pakistan are the countries hitting rock bottom so they're gonna be superpowers and that AI is finishedWere you watching one of his fake AI videos or something? He thinks AI will be Israel's tool of total surveillance that turns them into a superpower. Consumer facing AI is a scam, AI's real use case is surveillance and warfare.Also he doesn't care about Pakistan but Iran will do well according to him. Just watch his latest video, covers most of it really
>>62037327Probably after midterms.
>>62037287The Jews say they will airstrike Iran all weekend. I hope I have a chance to buy oil tomorrow before the strikes.
>>62037304Already did. Gonna buy this car.
>>62037327Saying that. These will have long term collectors value because 100% the next administration will recall and burn as many as it can.
>>62037330>UAE is defenceless. They'd have nothing to say.Right, and what if they do say no, though?iran just keeps bombing them until they accept conquest? iran launches an amphibious assault to take them with soldiers?okay then
>>62037337That's a girl's car.
monday i bought a call on RTX, any hope? 200 exp jan2027
>>62037327It's honestly like living under Caligula
>>62037340I mean who the fuck is gonna help them?
>>62037344Hopefully he meets a similar fate.
>>62037331can you guys please stop shilling this guy so hard. i watched some of his videos and, he tricks people into believing his predictions with fancy language and pilpul shit. the dude is no more knowledgeable than your average critical theory humanities university professor in the United States. he just somehow got huge on the Internet, and he has the added advantage of being Chinese. so it sounds funny and weird to hear this shit coming from a Chinese guy. but its all the same shit we've heard for decades.
jiang is a theosophist who is working to externalize the hierarchy. i still like him thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTcL8-_uWcY>>62037354>somehow got hugehe was boosted>>62037327another way to immortalize him in the psyche similar to epstein
>>62037340No, there'd be economic concessions because the UAE can't stand up to them. The UAE has no national unity, it's a fake country.
>>62037049The world economy is a knee-deep in a pool of gasoline. Since 1979, Iran is the obscenity screaming schizophrenic holding a lit match and threatening to blow everyone up if they touch him. Everyone figures out he's a blowhard sandnigger who is best watched from afar and not worth making eye contact with.Then a fat orange fuck, egged on or possibly blackmailed by Bibi, is the first world leader with>enough overbuilt military power>enough desperation to get domestic issues out of the news>surrounded by enough sycophant advisors and pliant congressional leaders who won't temper his impulses or show any moral geopolitical restraint>enough corruption to whiplash the stock and betting markets for his own personal gain by blatantly lying through the press and monetizing insider information...becomes the first person in nearly 40 years DUMB ENOUGH to slapbox the schizo.
>>62037363who cares why it's happening, it's glorious
>>62037363Not true. Saddam tried in 1980.
>>62037327what wrong? dude beat Iran 247 times in 28 days. put him on some money.
>>62037351>I mean who the fuck is gonna help them?Okay, assuming UAE is totally alone then. What if UAE says no to iran conquest. Then what? What happens next?>>62037360>No, there'd be economic concessions because the UAE can't stand up to them. The UAE has no national unity, it's a fake country.okay, but again, what if UAE says no?What will iran actually DO to force the arab emirates to join them? Ask nicely?Seems like you guys are wishcasting on iran regional supremacy and you don't have any actual mechanisms for iran to acquire the items on your wish list
>>62037381Iran will win because I said soOK?
>degenerate algo's starting to believe the orange miggers latest lie and pump afterhours
brown cheerleaders are wishcasting on the eternal persian empire rising again, and taking over the entire middle eastThat's a top signal for the iran warI also noticed the spam was a bit more in other places here in 4chan. seems like the bigger niggers have been triggeredSad!
>>62037363the funny part is that the US actually COULD clean this up but its the one thing Cleetus the Trump voter won't be able to stomach
>>62037275Life is good!
Anyone considering signing up to Truth Social just because of this?
>>62037384>Iran will win because I said so>OK?Seems fair
>>62037394I already feel bad enough about investing in Big Oil, why do you have to post these pictures?
>>62037260>>62037264Really? My broker told me I was doing a great job after the position closed in front of his eyes. Told me I was managing risk excellently (I was long 20 /es contracts at 6555). I also had the schizo thought that since it was a recorded line, the algos heard me talking and realized I wasn't going to close my long and made the decision to give me $1k today vs $100k tomorrow when bobo gets heemed. Just a schizo thought... I bought more NVDA after thinking it
>>62037381Fine, you're right. I'm not psychic.
>>62037381The UAE is a glorified city state. It relies on external powers for protection. Internal power doesn't rest in a government or military, it rests with sheikhs and business leaders who don't want their buildings turned to rubble. They'll all flee the country if things get truly hot, or they'll more simply say "we do not wish for destruction at the hands of Iran, let's do a ceasefire and talk this out after this conflict is over".>As of early 2026, the UAE population is estimated to be over 11.5 million, with a high proportion of expatriates (around 85-90%) compared to Emirati nationals. The population is heavily concentrated in urban areas like Dubai, Abu Dhabi, and Sharjah, with a significantly higher male-to-female ratio.Those expatriates? They're mainly foreign laborers, ie human trafficking enjoyers under another name. There is no meaningful human capital there in any form.
>>62037405Listen ol’chap, UK oil is fucked with windmills and DEI. Should have bought some old fashioned American oil
>>62037411summoning monke trump poster
>>62037327the best part is they will print trillions of dollars worth of these to devaluate the currency
>>62037421This is the best I can do
>30-40% of gulf oil infrastructure is destroyedOil at $64 tomorrow.
>>62037410In my experience its not the gender of the broker, its the age. Younger ones only look at scores or quants so if their dashboard says ur doing fine then u must be. The older ones tend to blend that style of therapist/snake-oil sales to push products on you or to simply keep your assets in the market.
>>62037414Those expats would rather live in rubble in Dubai than pay taxes and go back to living in the UK.
>>62037414>There is no meaningful human capital there in any form.Most of the biggest drug dealing gangsters are there to avoid arrest globally. It pleases me they are stuck.
>>62037415My hbr will print. No problem.
seems like el trumpo is being very realistic about the odds of opening hormuz using military forcehttps://x.com/sentdefender/status/2037214519592685895>Let's say we do a great job. We say we got 99%. 1% is unacceptable, because 1% is a missile going into the hull of a ship that cost a billion dollars, right? So 1% is not... If we do a 99% decimation, that's no good. Not really sure what it means in terms of what will happen, but it's a good sign he's being realisticso his plan now is a peace dealhmm. not good!
>>62037415BP actually did better than XOM this month though.
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