outsider edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62036417
GameStop
panicans lostS&P 7500 EOY
why are we even blaming america here? its irans fault. they are the crazy ones with all the terrorists... idgi. yeah its a short term shock but long term it means world peace.
Lean Game Hogs
>can’t even control the markets anymorehe has lost everything
>>62037049i blame israel
sandisksisters i dont feel particularly well at this moment
>>62037049I stand with iran, fuck satan!
>>62037048panicans lost 30% on their microsoft and meta investments, very cool
>>62037051This is now getting excited, i hope he will gone mad!
Boots aren't even on the ground yet, we're only getting started.
>>62037049It was bound to happen, neither Iran nor Israel want a compromise, it seems.
>>62037051He still has his headshort heads
Buy CANE
Is semiconductor computer going out of business?
>>62037073No but there will be more panic
>complete TACO >+0.3%It's over for this orange migger
HE'S EXTENDING THE DEADLINE AND IT DOESN'T MATTER TO THE MARKETS, NOT EVEN TO OIL
I think tech oversold a bit too fast, expecting small green dildo tomorrow. I’m too much of a bitch to hold over the weekend again, if trump deploys boots it’s over.
standing with a complex that is being blown out by cheap drones and losing the cost benefit ratio 4 years after warfare dramatically changed, no thanks shit meme
who is slurping? I realized 50k in gains on boomer dividend stocks right after pam bondi called the top of the dow, which is my dry power for catching the bottom. Trump is usually pretty clutch for calling the bottom. that 50k of gains came directly from buying on liberation day after his "this is a good time to buy" tweet. you think he's going to make it that easy for us this time?
Crash this shit. I want to buy VOO at 510.
>>62037079yeah trump tweets lost their efficacy
>>62037072i boughted today
>>62037079with tariffs at least he has more or less complete control, so the tweets matter more, because he can do whatever he wantswith the iran stuff, its kind of a little bit hard because every fucking time he says something, the iranian embassy tweets "lol no" and people seem to have no idea how to take that
this market is now just a collection of meme stocks driven by the schizo postings of some demented orange niggersick of it
>>62037086I'm gonna wait until we win a few more times before I start slurping anything
>>62037072also why aren't you just buying futures?
>>62037072Sugar is the last thing I would touch, rather fertilizer or grain, a lot of people are actively getting off sugar.
>>62037097my broker does not offer them
>>62037082Will be interesting to see what if any changes are made in response to this going forward
>>62037105...your bearish case on sugar is that people will tend to consume less due to health concerns?
It’s funny to see the mega bears that shorted too early and miggers slowly leaving /smg/ after getting margin called lolz
>>62037105I thought that was on the downtrend. It reminds me of when people 10-20 years ago used to say that fat was making people fat and all of those products created low fat versions of themselves that were probably more unhealthy than the originals.
>>62037111There’s better options, alcohol consumption is down too.
>>62037079He's only extended the deadline until Easter. Markets are closed at Easter. The rest of the marines arrive at Easter. We've got another week of this shit before boots.
>>62037111to be fair a lot of fattys are getting ozempic'don the other hand the poorer people are the more they tend to eat sugary things
>>62037117invest in weed bro
>>62037086I am hoping to get some quality japanese companies being sold off by the index selling off
>>62037111Nobody eats cake under the threat of nuclear annihilation.Nobody.
>>62037094Keep crying.
>>62037124I did like 10 years ago, market is saturated.
>>62037105green is speculator positioning in futuresby far most shorted everblue on bottom is money managers, green is dealers. dealers long = everyone wants to shortred on both is producer hedging activity
Holy fuck another TACO really hit the hormussy
OIL BARONS and techNO bears can’t be stopped Seethe harder NVDA/MSFT/TSLA/AMD bag holders
>>62037117>alcohol consumption is down tooNobody drinks too much under the threat of nuclear annihilation.Nobody.
>>62037049america lifted sanctions on russian and iranian oil and wants to give israel 200 hundred billion dollars, you cunt mouth faggots obviously support the worst and shittiest countries on the face of the earth, you faggot shill
>>62037141>TechNOGODS
>>62037132What? Why? Let them eat cake.
>>62037038semiconductors got clobbered, 5pc pullback. i bought the dip.hopefully gas prices makes orange retard cut a deal with the bloodthirsty mullahs so AI can get rolling again.
>>62037142It’s been down for years, young people rarely drink, except on occasion. Hoeflation has some to do with it and needing to stay in good shape.
I wonder what the poor people are doing tonight?What do the peasants do to amuse themselves?
>>62037157Playing Helldivers and watching Star Detective Precure
>>62037150Gen Z does not socialize in person. It's an extremely lonely generation.
So what the fuck happens now?
>>62037157they Have unprotected sex.
> futures
>>62037160Market goes down some more. Or up.
>>62037157NFLX
>>620371602 more weeks of strait closure is bearish
>>62037149same thing like clockwork everytime except Thursday this week instead of Wednesday lol they're trying to adjust their strategy a smidge too many gamblers catching on next week the dump will be on a different day of the week maybe Tuesday instead
>>62037159>It's an extremely lonely generation.They've been priced out of- socialization. Bullish for AI waifus and gambling
>Ausfag waking up trying to work out what the fuck is happening
>>62037117Demand rising in subsaharan africa etc. This kind of argument is moot anyways, noone is advocating for holding sugar for decades. Not buying sugar right now cause developed world doesn't like it that much anymore is fucking retarded reason not to buy. Look at the weekly chart.
imagine how cheap dubai property is gonna be. can't wait to buy a sweet penthouse for 1k and bang international hookers all day
>>62037094so trade it and get luckywith how big the moves are on these taco tweets, if you can get the right direction on them just 1/4 or even 1/5 of the time, you can make money
>>62037169>the greatest dump of the week>maybe ever!A flying saucer could come out of Trump's ass on national television and the market would doubt it now.
So does the market now think Trump's tweets are crying wolf?
>>62037160Asian traders tank the markets overnight and the bloodbath continues into US close
>>62037146Ukraine reapplied the sanctions with drones. More effective.Looks like they are going to the Baltic ports again this evening. There's still a few tanks not burning.
>>62037178we officially entered a wolf market
>>62037173
>>62037182
>>62037186woah nelly
im selling tomorrowthis might be the last taco we get, if they do Kharg the markets will be a bloodbath on monday
>futures
>>62037167don't worrry, the strait is under Trump's control, it's open
>>62037197They can't hit kharg, that's a meme/distraction narrative
>>62037181Today's sanctions already arrived, fireballs sighted in Ust-Luga port on the Baltic, 40 min ago.
is we gettin boots on ground or isn't we
>>62037208Maybe on Qeshm island
>>62037208we is
Trump putting on a good show on the 5
>>62037208finna get a boot in your ass
>>62037208no
Shits stressin me out. I need a voluptuous woman to fuck and bottle of wine.
>DOW and S&P 500 mini change: UNCH
>>62037224ywn
>>62037208Boots on the ground in 2 days, draft in 2 months, Israel takes over as the global superpower in 2 years
>>62037038NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>62037231B-BUT THE MONEY STEALING MACHINE STOLE MY MONEYHOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
>>62037208IDF officials are starting to spoil the weekend's plans
>>62037117>alcohol consumption is downTemporarily. Zoomers will start drinking themselves to death very soon.
>>62037235Why can't Israel seize the island? Why must it be Americans that do it?
>>62037235Why are those planes upside down, did they get shot down already
>>62037186holy kek.
>>62037240True. Half my zoomer friends drink
>>62037224If she's got a fren I have the wine. Not for long though.
You ever call your broker for help on an underwater position and instead of helping you navigate the risk they just print the position for you and get you filled at your desired exit for small profit? I can't help but feel like my broker gave me a freebie while on the phone with him (yes HIM, not her). Certainly not complaining that's for sure.
>>62037224Looks a lil like an elf version of Debbie Harry
>>62037235Yup the US will totally just hit Kharg and Iran explodes. Just like the Death Star in Star Wars.
>>62037229so this jiang guy i see people mention here is a greater israel goy?
>>62037251My broker charges me 40 bucks to talk to her.
>>62037251my female broker just sends me angry emails about too much risk taking and taxes :(
>>62037258He thinks Israel is going to win but he's a doomer, he's not happy about it. He thinks human civ peaked and we're all going to be goy cattle slaves
>>62037258He's an asian white supremacist.Did you watch him on Tucker Carlson?He said Shakespeare, Plato and Dante were good and china is bad.
>>62037266>asian white supremacist.Why is this so common?
XOMGODS are we eating good rn? the market ks bright red yet our portfolio is still green
>>62037228I did the past couple of weekends. It comes in spurts
So he's delaying the strikes, but the strait is still closed and the production facilities are still getting hit.Isnt the status quo pretty good for Iran? Another week of a slow bleed will get us into a serious correction territory
>>62037178
>>62037258He's a CCP shitstirrer for low iq cattle.
>>62037275Oil niggers are feasting rn. So good.
>>62037224>>62037224How do you fuck a bottle of wine?
>>62037271I'm unsure if he was gushing over Tucker, he told his class that Iran and Pakistan are the countries hitting rock bottom so they're gonna be superpowers and that AI is finished. Short america and western europe.And then he turns around and tells Tucker that nonwhite people are peasants who need to read Shakespeare to learn how to be civilized.He also says muslims are bad but muslims will beat america etc.Maybe I'm not smart enough to see the consistency, because I'm starting to doubt the consistency.I'm trading purely based on this guy. I'm shorting tech and buying oil even at a loss because I believed him. But if he's saying something else to tucker and something else on his youtube channel then his predictions will fail.
>>62037287Iran wants reparations. At this point I'm 50/50 on them getting it. But not before May at the earliest.I think they'd settle for owning the UAE. Either way the petrodollar is dead, that's China's demand.
>>62037297Hopefully it carries over to the FTSE oil stocks tomorrow.
>>62037271Asian people are just racist, I don't think he thinks White people are better
>>62037291I wish, futes and crypto still pumped a little on that bullshit. There are still retards on the market
So that is it? suddenly market will not listen to the president? This is a weak pump.Are they expecting iran media to say something
My OIL ETF printing me money. Based orange retard needs to have a melty and shoot off some more boomer tweets.
>>62037303>I think they'd settle for owning the UAE.how is that going to work? what if UAE sez no?
Is there any fucking end to this clowns vanity?
>>62037320UAE is defenceless. They'd have nothing to say.
>>62037300>he told his class that Iran and Pakistan are the countries hitting rock bottom so they're gonna be superpowers and that AI is finishedWere you watching one of his fake AI videos or something? He thinks AI will be Israel's tool of total surveillance that turns them into a superpower. Consumer facing AI is a scam, AI's real use case is surveillance and warfare.Also he doesn't care about Pakistan but Iran will do well according to him. Just watch his latest video, covers most of it really
>>62037327Probably after midterms.
>>62037287The Jews say they will airstrike Iran all weekend. I hope I have a chance to buy oil tomorrow before the strikes.
>>62037304Already did. Gonna buy this car.
>>62037327Saying that. These will have long term collectors value because 100% the next administration will recall and burn as many as it can.
>>62037330>UAE is defenceless. They'd have nothing to say.Right, and what if they do say no, though?iran just keeps bombing them until they accept conquest? iran launches an amphibious assault to take them with soldiers?okay then
>>62037337That's a girl's car.
monday i bought a call on RTX, any hope? 200 exp jan2027
>>62037327It's honestly like living under Caligula
>>62037340I mean who the fuck is gonna help them?
>>62037344Hopefully he meets a similar fate.
>>62037331can you guys please stop shilling this guy so hard. i watched some of his videos and, he tricks people into believing his predictions with fancy language and pilpul shit. the dude is no more knowledgeable than your average critical theory humanities university professor in the United States. he just somehow got huge on the Internet, and he has the added advantage of being Chinese. so it sounds funny and weird to hear this shit coming from a Chinese guy. but its all the same shit we've heard for decades.
jiang is a theosophist who is working to externalize the hierarchy. i still like him thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTcL8-_uWcY>>62037354>somehow got hugehe was boosted>>62037327another way to immortalize him in the psyche similar to epstein
>>62037340No, there'd be economic concessions because the UAE can't stand up to them. The UAE has no national unity, it's a fake country.
>>62037049The world economy is a knee-deep in a pool of gasoline. Since 1979, Iran is the obscenity screaming schizophrenic holding a lit match and threatening to blow everyone up if they touch him. Everyone figures out he's a blowhard sandnigger who is best watched from afar and not worth making eye contact with.Then a fat orange fuck, egged on or possibly blackmailed by Bibi, is the first world leader with>enough overbuilt military power>enough desperation to get domestic issues out of the news>surrounded by enough sycophant advisors and pliant congressional leaders who won't temper his impulses or show any moral geopolitical restraint>enough corruption to whiplash the stock and betting markets for his own personal gain by blatantly lying through the press and monetizing insider information...becomes the first person in nearly 40 years DUMB ENOUGH to slapbox the schizo.
>>62037363who cares why it's happening, it's glorious
>>62037363Not true. Saddam tried in 1980.
>>62037327what wrong? dude beat Iran 247 times in 28 days. put him on some money.
>>62037351>I mean who the fuck is gonna help them?Okay, assuming UAE is totally alone then. What if UAE says no to iran conquest. Then what? What happens next?>>62037360>No, there'd be economic concessions because the UAE can't stand up to them. The UAE has no national unity, it's a fake country.okay, but again, what if UAE says no?What will iran actually DO to force the arab emirates to join them? Ask nicely?Seems like you guys are wishcasting on iran regional supremacy and you don't have any actual mechanisms for iran to acquire the items on your wish list
>>62037381Iran will win because I said soOK?
>degenerate algo's starting to believe the orange miggers latest lie and pump afterhours
brown cheerleaders are wishcasting on the eternal persian empire rising again, and taking over the entire middle eastThat's a top signal for the iran warI also noticed the spam was a bit more in other places here in 4chan. seems like the bigger niggers have been triggeredSad!
>>62037363the funny part is that the US actually COULD clean this up but its the one thing Cleetus the Trump voter won't be able to stomach
>>62037275Life is good!
Anyone considering signing up to Truth Social just because of this?
>>62037384>Iran will win because I said so>OK?Seems fair
>>62037394I already feel bad enough about investing in Big Oil, why do you have to post these pictures?
>>62037260>>62037264Really? My broker told me I was doing a great job after the position closed in front of his eyes. Told me I was managing risk excellently (I was long 20 /es contracts at 6555). I also had the schizo thought that since it was a recorded line, the algos heard me talking and realized I wasn't going to close my long and made the decision to give me $1k today vs $100k tomorrow when bobo gets heemed. Just a schizo thought... I bought more NVDA after thinking it
>>62037381Fine, you're right. I'm not psychic.
>>62037381The UAE is a glorified city state. It relies on external powers for protection. Internal power doesn't rest in a government or military, it rests with sheikhs and business leaders who don't want their buildings turned to rubble. They'll all flee the country if things get truly hot, or they'll more simply say "we do not wish for destruction at the hands of Iran, let's do a ceasefire and talk this out after this conflict is over".>As of early 2026, the UAE population is estimated to be over 11.5 million, with a high proportion of expatriates (around 85-90%) compared to Emirati nationals. The population is heavily concentrated in urban areas like Dubai, Abu Dhabi, and Sharjah, with a significantly higher male-to-female ratio.Those expatriates? They're mainly foreign laborers, ie human trafficking enjoyers under another name. There is no meaningful human capital there in any form.
>>62037405Listen ol’chap, UK oil is fucked with windmills and DEI. Should have bought some old fashioned American oil
>>62037411summoning monke trump poster
>>62037327the best part is they will print trillions of dollars worth of these to devaluate the currency
>>62037421This is the best I can do
>30-40% of gulf oil infrastructure is destroyedOil at $64 tomorrow.
>>62037410In my experience its not the gender of the broker, its the age. Younger ones only look at scores or quants so if their dashboard says ur doing fine then u must be. The older ones tend to blend that style of therapist/snake-oil sales to push products on you or to simply keep your assets in the market.
>>62037414Those expats would rather live in rubble in Dubai than pay taxes and go back to living in the UK.
>>62037414>There is no meaningful human capital there in any form.Most of the biggest drug dealing gangsters are there to avoid arrest globally. It pleases me they are stuck.
>>62037415My hbr will print. No problem.
seems like el trumpo is being very realistic about the odds of opening hormuz using military forcehttps://x.com/sentdefender/status/2037214519592685895>Let's say we do a great job. We say we got 99%. 1% is unacceptable, because 1% is a missile going into the hull of a ship that cost a billion dollars, right? So 1% is not... If we do a 99% decimation, that's no good. Not really sure what it means in terms of what will happen, but it's a good sign he's being realisticso his plan now is a peace dealhmm. not good!
>>62037415BP actually did better than XOM this month though.
>>62037327
>>62037414>who don't want their buildings turned to rubble. They'll all flee the country if things get truly hot, or they'll more simply say "we do not wish for destruction at the hands of Iran, let's do a ceasefire and talk this out after this conflict is over".I'm not sure how "give us your country or we will keep bombing you" will play out, but theoretically it could workand the arab oil states have been scared little bitches up to this point so... yeah maybe
>>62037327litally hitler
Bought US based drone stocks with contracts to the US military and airforce. Ill be interested to see where this goes.
>>62037327Probably the glowies after this is over.
>>62037440Can they not just use some sort of cage on the ships to cope with the missiles?
>>62037431>blend that style of therapist/snake-oil salesKek I know exactly what you are talking about. This guy was a young lad who just passed his first cfa exam. I want to bring back the era of hanging out and drinking and getting shit faced irl with your broker because you do so much biz together and need to trust each other.
>>62037453ONDS or RCAT? I did ok on both but I'm out of US markets now.
>if we renamed Israel to Lil' America the 4chin bots would short-circuit bad enough to bring down 70% of the AWS servers
Remember when oil was negative in price?Why don't they just overproduce oil?
>>62037431>>62037410You guys have relationships with your brokers? She's not even mentioned me losing 1/3 my portfolio.>>62037436What's wrong with being a drug dealer?>>62037453After watching Ukrainian drone videos I couldn't do this.
Where are you fucko. I capped it. You said cap it. I’m calling you out idiot. You pound shop Baggler. You under powered mono-neuron. Where. ARE YOU. CUNT. what now!!!
>>62037466Bombs and drones
>>62037472>capped his own post
>>62037388It’s an opportunity. Either take it or shut up. I’m betting all money in an inversed ETF. There’s no way America wouldn’t put boots on the ground this weekend.
Damn, even the UK government is now accusing Trump of insider trading https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1s3f3gj/trump_accused_of_giving_his_mates_inside/
>Flowers Foods, Inc. (NYSE: FLO): Owns Canyon Bakehouse, a major producer of gluten-free bread.Think of the value! Cityfags would rather starve than eat Gluten.
>>62037472>You pound shop BagglerOn God for no cap strait (of hormuz) bussin. I almost went to the pound shop with him listening to that shitty call.
>>62037354>same shit we've heard for decadesHave we? Name THREE people who talk about Israel becoming the next superpower.
>>62037469>What's wrong with being a drug dealer?Mostly the murdering, violence and destroyed lives but personally it's the gold chains, gay designer garb and low intellect bragging I can't stand myself.
>>62037483He needs money to fund the military operation. He has two choices, either take money from the civilians or fucking up Wall Street traders. He chose the latter. Besides, what can anyone do about it?
Hey since the whole world is doing piracy again what should I invest in to get rich from it?
>>62037105Doesn’t matter, sugar cane is basically Brazil and Brazil is Cerrado that doesn’t do so well without said fertilizer.Even if people pass on the sugar at the store companies still have to fill contracts or call force majeure.
>>62037481I think Easter. The second marine ship is still a week out. Trump has given them 10 more days (Easter) but more importantly, markets are closed for a long weekend.We've got another week I think.
>>62037483I'm sure nothing would have been said but trump just can't help himself mocking us publicly ..Oh well. Would be a shame if someone in the city could put a name to those trades.
>>62037492>the gold chains, gay designer garb and low intellect bragging I can't standI agree desu. I follow the drill scene sometimes and while I don't begrudge them for not wanting to be a wagie, they are so full of themselves that it's entertaining to see them fall.>>62037493>Instead of raising capital gains tax I will scam wall street
>>62037493He's considering robbing the European PURL weapons fund for Ukraine.This would be an incredibly stupid move so I expect he'll do it Monday at the latest.
>>62037499Could be. The Iranians does a great job bombing places where the soldiers are gathering so I can see why the US needs more time. It could also be another one of Trump’s deceptions. It’s hard to tell.
>>62037494Prosthetic legs.
>>62037507For me it's the markets being closed for 4 days. If there's one thing that scares him, it's the markets.
>>62037494>Hey since the whole world is doing piracy again what should I invest in to get rich from it?something that benefits from deglobalization, breakdown of trade routeslike maybe they will need more ships to do routes, since they will be longer because they can't use the canals and straits any moreso shipping becomes more expensive, and there will be less of it
>>62037507Given they have missile dominance for about 2500km. It’s hard to see how they can even build up forces. Even if they do at that range. They then have to find a way to move them within 100km striking distance and assemble them over a week or two under fire with no air defence. It’s not possible.
>>62037516>2500kmIranians did not claim responsibility for the missile launch on diego garcia. They can’t struck European nations.
Can I simply go all in on SPXL after the S&P dropped 30% to make it?
You DID buy the LITE dip...right anon?
>>62037494Letter of Marque services start-ups
are we feeling ample reserved yet?
>>62037525Why are people so fucking stupid? You see the shitshow that has been going on all month and your response is "it'll all blow over, i'm gonna go all in on a bull market next week"
>>62037535It didn't dropped 30% yet.
>>62037527INVEST IN HOVAR CAT
>>62037525Yes. Any 30% drop in the total market will rebound the next 2 years its a virtual guarantee. Ill be doing the same on a 25% drop>>62037535You are retarded
>>62037535your pineal gland appears to be entirely calcified, how do you not feel the good vibes brewing?
BPsisters it's not looking good...https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/26/rachel-reeves-urged-to-raise-taxes-on-companies-profiting-from-war-on-iran
>>62037547Heh
>>62037543
Am I not allowed to be happy?
I coulda made a million bucks last year.
>>62037543>Ill be doing the same on a 25% dropStop frontrunning me boss.
>>62037535A 30% drop is a bear market that will take 2 years to recover from lol the fuck are you talking about>>62037525Yes if the market goes that low and you throw 100k into leveraged calls you'll end up with 300-600k within 3 years.
>>62037547Fuck those 'charities'. She better fucking not. Commie cunts.
I love all of these random doomposts>did you notice yet?>are you listening?>can you see what's about to happen?
>>62037563>A 30% drop is a bear market that will take 2 years to recover from lol the fuck are you talking aboutYou've backtested this in times of great calamity I assume?
>>62037535250th birthday of america nigger
>>62037535Cause its all fake and gay, buddy.
reminder that contrarianism is cool most of the time except when it's fucking retarded (now)
>>62037458>ONDS or RCATONDS no, RCAT yes. Maybe ill grab some ONDS.>>62037469>After watching Ukrainian drone videos I couldn't do this.Mortality wise? Yeah...its not ideal.
>>62037578What even is the contrarian position now? Not being confused and frustrated?
>>62037571The US has been through much more difficult times then this you retard>>62037555Another retard.
>>62037582Betting on low volatility.
Remember, all bobo's have to do to win is wait for Trump to one stupid thing in a 2 week timeframe.That would be horribly subpar even in the best of times.
>>62037585bingo
>>62037571you a re a retard and will short the bottom and then cry about it.
>>62037581I was in rcat in profit and considering selling to reduce exposure to USA. It literally pumped 7% from nowhere. Nice wee gift that made up my mind. Dropped straight down after. I love it when that happens.
>>62037582Just being checked out. Oooo some of my stocks are down oooo I got a mountain of cash and I'll have three times as much stacked by the time we bottom out next year BITCHES.
>>62037583That's not what I asked dickhead. You've backtested your claim for times of great calamity was the question. So, have you?
>>62037556No, its a zero sum game.I drink your milkshake.I drink it up.
>>62037590So. You haven't backtested your theory for times of great calamity, have you?
While he's making sure Barron gets richer than Musk in sheer impunity -I've seen african banana republics less dysfunctional than the US- can someone tell this orange nigger that in 10 days, people will start stabbing each other for droplets of oil in SEA? Sure nobody cares about SEA, I don't care about it, but then next is Australia, then it's the rest of the G7. The strategic reserves are NOT fucking infinite. And they already played this one-time card.
>>62037555The Japs sacrificed their people and stock market so they could export their currency and the S&P 500 / Nasdaq 100 & DJIA could reach new ATH after ATH for decades.Boomers owe much of their wealth and lifestyle to stupid Japanese people.
>>62037600You keep buying rocks and oilIll buy discount stocksOne of us will make it 10 yearsGood luck
>>62037604Past performance is not indicative of future results.!
>>62037600> >/=12% of global oil capacity taken offline for an indefinite amount of timewhat calamity?
>>62037607Yeah it was totally the japanese, it wasn't their women starring in JAV instead of doing their duties.
>>62037607They were forced to do it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ac7ap_MAY
>>62037608So, no. Your theory doesn't hold water and now you're blustering after being called out on it. Noted.
>>62037614Japanese women are not people?
>>62037612The calamity we are just starting. I was trading in 2008 and I'd put this calamity a solid ten times bigger than that one. I'm being conservative.
>>62037608Rocks and oil are commodities and it's actually undervalued relative to stocks.
>>62037585>>62037578Are you actually profiting off of shorting vol or just LARPing?
>>62037600Also let's assume youre right and the great calamity is here like in your retarded doomer thesisThose rocks wont protect you from a highway robbery of a gang forcing lead down your gullet through the barrel of a 12 gauge Its in your best interest to see the global economy thrive
>>62037609>Quant sissies when you tell them this
>>62037563The S&P dropped 30% by mid-1974. if you bought then it would have slid another 13% and you wouldn't have broke even by mid-1975. You'd have been back to ATH by 1977 but the market slumped for another year. So you are probably right but I don't see the point in waiting 3 years to make 30% when you could make 30% in a month going long on oil. Also there was less weird shit going on in the 70s, who knows what Trump is gonna do next?
>>62037607I saw a documentary about it and the US forced them apparently.
What’s a good stock play for tomorrow?
>>62037615>They were forced to do it.That's one way to look at it.Another (((way))) to look at it is that the mindset of the Japanese is that weak and submissive that it's been just too fucking easy to exploit them. If it weren't (((them))) to exploit them, someone else would've. :^)Whatever the case, the lions share of the blame and cause remains on the shoulders of the Japanese people.
>>62037630SOXL/SOXS
>>62037629Most likely the one which anon posted here >>62037615If it's the ultimate truth of the matter... who knows... I remain skeptical.
>>62037631>Another (((way))) to look at it is that the mindset of the Japanese is that weak and submissive that it's been just too fucking easy to exploit them.They are occupied, they'll do what the occupiers want since the war ended.
>>62037604You are exactly the type of faggot to short the bottom lmao Cassandra aah nigga type shit.
>>62037624>Its in your best interest to see the global economy thriveAnd I can affect this how? I'm just being realistic. We are in a market beholden to tweets from an imbecile while nuclear powers are in proper nasty wars in two different theatres, while suffering the worst energy crisis ever in history, while being reliant on a just in time globalised procurement network during an inevitable handover of superpower status from the prevailing power to the new upstart. Sure, it'll be grand. Take your fucking head out of your arse lad. Life isn't a game.
>>62037330Look at this idiot. Ffs they have a really good airforce actually and are cooking up shit all over Near East and you say this crapThey can also bomb the fuck out of Iran, they bombed Sudan and and North Yemen for years. That is ehy all of their sunni neighbours hate them. Egyptians had proxy battles against them recently
>>62037570>pic related Hasn’t it always been that way
640 tomorrow?
>>62037637I know. That's on them, also....and I know what I'm talking about from lived experience.(hint: I greet people with "Hallo. Guten Morgen." ...then they try to punch me for whatever reason...)
>>62037634I already made my money from that today, looking for something with good value, can’t find much right now.
>>62037627>oil shills
>market started crashing when the Indian oil poster stoped posting
oh and PSAfor the people who want cheap stuff to buy, but the QQQ and SPY aren't low "enough" yet, SCHG is a normal ass growth stock ETF which is basically like QQQ but more diversified since they allow in more stocks.basically it's less tech and more financials and a few other things.SCHG is already down -15% from its highsand same for XLV, it is down more than most. not sure how much. I like SCHG better though.it's like QQQ but less tech focused, so I think it's better>>62037630>What’s a good stock play for tomorrow?set a buy order for 99% of today's price on SCHG
>>62037627>who knows what Trump is gonna do next?ALso this leads into my other thesis which si that HYPEcoin and other crypto Perpdex tokens are the next play in crypto, since they provide the gas for the network.If you can trade oil at 1 AM on a saturday night when Trump launches his invasion of canada and disrupts oil production there, you don't need to know what he's doing in advance, you can simply react.
>>62037639You don't know anything about me kiddo. Have your balls even dropped yet?
>>62037630You should by my calls very good price my friend just for you
>>62037640Ok and trump is done in 3 years and another stooge will come in and the market will eventually hit another ATH. I still believe s&p is on track for 12k EOD provided strong earnings in the MAG7. Europe will cuck right back to the USA like always or lose that sweet NATO bux>worst oil crisis in historyGod damn you are stupid. The 70s oil crisis limited gallons per day and your plate dictated what day you could fill. 80% of the world's oil supply is undisturbed
>50 posts by this faggot who insists the market will collapse 90% and he will buy middle aged women and their daughters for one silver dime
>>62037627mid 60s-early 80s are actually really comparable to now. expect ramping political violence (justified) and /smg/ being inundated with /pol/ shit for a decade at least. if the internet survives. also adjust that for inflation and it's WAY worse. >>62037622shut up puts bro i was being sarcastic. thinking SMCI might conclusively be on it's way to zero town>>62037641>1pbtidlmao>>62037656you are the embodiement of the reason i can't buy hyperliquid. YET.
>>62037662>lose that sweet NATO buxYou mean the half we pay that gets repeatedly spent on Americas wars? You don't have a clue how the world works.
>>62037616Cope doomerfaggot. You probably still pay a mortgage like a good goy. Rent is due to the bank first of the month
>>62037667Don't put words in my mouth you disingenuous little faggot. Either make a coherent argument or fuck off.
>>62037669>shut up puts bro i was being sarcastic. thinking SMCI might conclusively be on it's way to zero townUh, what? I was asking because I've been shorting vol lately. It works until it doesn't.
>>62037671Obviously youre too thick skulled to discuss this any further. Keep stacking your shiny rocks im sure it'll pay off in 2 weeks.
>>62037676peace pig =D
Trump cvcks out and is going to pay TSA agents through executive order
>>62037676those are nows
>>62037680>Keep stacking your shiny rocksI stopped stacking shiny rocks about a decade ago. I doubt you were even shaving then.
>>62037669>you are the embodiement of the reason i can't buy hyperliquid. YET.OH? But you know it's a good trade, eventually.
>>62037683TDS seek help immediately
>>62037683what's the tl;dr on the TSA thingie?sounds like an exclusively Burgertard issue.
>>62037685So youre 40+ and still haven't made it?LMAOing at your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJSJavz1AOM
>>62037679oh i thought you were being a dick. puts on high beta/meme stuff into opex. maybe i misread but did you buying SMCI puts in 2024?
>>62037689Trump's trying to force a bill through the house to require voter id and other shit. Dems are fighting tooth and nail to stop it witholding funding for TSA pay. It's deadlocked so he's going around it with his Sharpie.
>>62037692There's no such thing as making it kiddo. There's always more on the table. You will learn.
>>62037662>Europe will lose NATO bux You have it backwards you obvious econlit . Europe pays the US by buying US weapons , that's why trump wanted everyone to spend more on defense. The US loses from leaving NATO and Europe wins from their departure since they get to invest more in domestic MIC
>>62037687Trump will call every marine who dies a sucker and a loser.He only respects winners not people who die for him.
>>62037697Ok, thanks.Pure Burger retardation as suspected.
>>62037701Now ask him how many wars NATO participated in that America didn't start?
>>62037686bitty needs taken to the cleaners first
>>62037700Thats called greed you retarded boomercoomer. Seek therapy
Cant believe that he is actually this dumb to actually invade that shitty rock right next to iran.I hope Iranians at least mined the area with non metal mines, mined the ports and beaches, doors, chairs, toilets, and set up missiles and arty and mortars to fire by pressing a button somewhere, cut water in the island, maybe put some freaky bacteria into larger buildings where marines put cimmand postsIf he thinks he can take the island and be done with it in 4 days he is a dummy.
>>62037704kek
>>62037705It's entertaining. I try to follow it just so I can't be told by Americans that I don't understand because I'm not American. It's their usual first port in an argument. Then they call you a tranny.
My total net worth is down like $50k this month
>>62037689yea, worldwide travel with one of the largest economies in the world not paying their airport staff compounding the ever increasing competency crisis and stretching thin the airline industries safety practices isn't very relevant to business and finance huhespecially after the recent runway crash
>>62037714he couldn't, but 5000 4'10'' phillipino marines could do it in under an hour and if you doubt that for a second you've never met one.
>>62037713Greed is good. You must be of the fear camp?There is nothing else.
>>62037696Buying an option is longing volatility. So buying a put would still be longing vol. I'm talking about stuff like verticals and condors, where you profit when implied volatility is less than realized volatility. VIX is really high right now, so it's a rich time to sell volatility until something actually happens and you get ran over.
>>62037687
>>62037701>Europe will lose NATO buxBut will they lose their NARURO bux too?
>>62037718Nigga mine was down $35k today. Janny saved me though. Thanks janny I owe ya one.
leeches off the american stock market and follows every piece of american news, so it can keep failing to destroy it, instead of improving it's own shit hole existence
>>62037730>NARUROFUCK
>>62037714I doubt he's going for kharg island. It's too obvious. Too well prepared and he's signalled it too often. He's predictable. He's used to dealing with Americans who are quite simple creatures with little understanding of non American matters or history and he's honed his negotiation skills on them. That's why his 'skills' don't work on euros or Russians or Arabs. They have his cards marked before he arrives.
>>62037727you are the second easiest person to spot aside from babeposter. fuckin sperg ass motherfucker
>>62037722Thanks.What I meant though is that only retarded Burgers (nearly all of them) seem to exclusively experience these kind of "issues."
meanwhile it's entire existence online revolves around child like anime avatars like a tranny
with everyone in this thread bearish, I am thinking of buying calls since if retail is short then you should go long
>bump limitbabe i love you, i hope you have a good night. let's make tomorrow better than today.
>>62037722>Not paying the people who molest you every flight is muh competency crisis.Most people are glad TSA isn’t getting paid.Fucking relic from the first time we died for isral that doesn’t even work.Why did the Dems ever think this was a gotcha?
>>62037740yea, well it's your guy causing all the chaos, ya know the orange pedophile you faggot shills bend over backwards to defend
>>62037706*kisses you on da cheek*
>>62037750In actuality, picrelated is "my guy"...
>>62037746Only works in a bull market son
>>62037749
>>62037746I'm sitting here wondering if I have the balls to put my money where my mouth is and buy the Friday dip. I don't expect boots until Easter but many will sell off tomorrow to derisk the weekend. If nothing happens Monday is likely to be a stellar green day. There's too many other risk factors though.
>>62037754
>>62037746What's the bull story?
>>62037760I’m thinking of buying the dip too, I hate trading back and forth because it can get you in trouble. Make sure the stop limits are set.
>>62037763Nah, it's not Dennis. I know that cunt immediately.
>>62037766I don't think I ever had a stop that wasn't taken out. I stopped using them in 2008.
>>62037759>Defunding the biggest humiliation ritual in the country will surely discomfort blumph voters.I don’t even like trump, but you eurodogs are out of control with your bad takes. I consider russians eurodogs as well btw.
>>62037760The data is telling up boots on the ground after close tomorrow(or at least marines are in position to). It’s a big gamble.
