Post yfw TSLA goes under $300
>>62040278I'll slurp so much it will turn me on
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>>62040334Even at $200 it would be disgustingly overvaluedIt's a car company and it's worth more than the next 20 biggest car companies put together and it doesn't even sell 10% of the cars. Yes they make self driving software, and it's pretty good. You know who else does that? Every other fucking car company.Tesla's self driving software definitely commands a slight premium over a comparable car company who sells 2,000,000 cars a year, but the premium it has is the most astronomically retarded valuation of any publicly traded company I've seen in my life. They do not and never will have a monopoly on self driving or electric cars. Those are incredibly competitive sectors in which Tesla has no greater advantage than a company like McDonald's has over Burger King or Wendy'sThe valuation was based on the assumption that they'd be selling 20,000,000 cars a year someday, that number has been declining every year since 2023 and now they're discontinuing models rather than adding them.Where on Earth is the value in this company beyond science fiction hopes and dreams of a magical fairy tale ending? What value and what expectations are being expected to justify buying Tesla at over $100 a share?
>>62040438>car companyC'mon, don't play stupid.
>>62040438Nice reddit post anon, didn't read
>>62040278rolf at the tsla faggots telling me its P/E ought to be >400
>>62040760How does it make money
>>62040278Is this real? Do cat penises look like that?
>>62041752if they're black they're much bigger
The dump for this stock is probably just in the beginning phase
>>62040278It should be back to <$100
I wouldn't buy this retarded meme stock if it was $10 per share
>>62040438Lol Tesla is the only company that makes cars that can drive themselves at any appreciable level. Nothing comes close to what a Tesla can do.The reason it is valued so high is because the cars are so high tech and superior it is obvious to investors that they will become the predominant vehicle on the road in the future. When you drive one you realize that other car companies are dinosaurs. Tesla is so far ahead of them that they will never catch up and eventually go out of business.Tesla is the iPhone of cars. They are revolutionary technology that is distrupting the industry. They are the only game in town as a high tech car of the future and will take over the entire market just like the iPhone did with mobile phones.
>>62043159Thank you Grok
>>62043159They are like iphones and needs to be replaced every 10 years.
>>62043159This Indian GPT reply unironically makes me bullish Tesla. What everyone needs to understand is that this poster is not an anomaly, there are literally tens of millions of this very poster who unironically believes every line written in this wall of slop and will never ever sell. It's the XRP of stocks except they actually somewhat have product to parade around. Any attempted trade based on logic or numbers will simply not work when you're dealing with a cult of this magntidue and age.Who am I kidding Elon is gonna rug the fuck out of every single one of you niggers kek
>>62043159anon... waymos are superior. just watch this video to understand why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcq0tjmvGOs
>>62040278I will try a lotto calls at 330 I think, it depends on how the war goes. I think that will likely be the all time bottom. There are so many insane crazy catalysts that can blow this up 100 bucks in a week maybe even.1) Just end of April earnings beat, they have been reporting some good signs like beating BYD in China and Europe sales2) Some crazy shit like Optimus Robots Fasttracked to Help War Effort3) SpaceX Shares given 1 per 100 or so 4) Tesla Roadster really gets shown and its better than any supercar5) Some kind of thing with Robotaxi maybe Lyft buys a fleet to compete with UberThis is not ChatGPT I just type this way.
>>62043544>Some crazy shit like Optimus Robots Fasttracked to Help War EffortDo you live in a movie? Optimus isn't going to affect the war, it's a marketing product that no one will buy
>>62043507Waymo just got caught in a lawsuit, some of their drivers are actually Filipinos from Philippine. https://www.reuters.com/technology/waymo-defends-use-remote-assistance-workers-robotaxi-operations-2026-02-17/https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0_t3WhPAveo
>>62043507Waymo is a robotaxi company retard. They are only able to operate within certain cities where their models have been specifically trained like a walled garden. A Tesla is truly autonomous and can go anywhere. Even in cities with both the Tesla is still provides a more comfortable and humanlike ride.Like I said, nobody has anything close to what Tesla can do.
>>62043702>>62045584>retards who have no clue about self-driving tech argue about stupid shitok>. A Tesla is truly autonomous and can go anywhere.>Like I said, nobody has anything close to what Tesla can do.kek
