I would like some financial advice.
>>62043578And I would like some money, pay me for financial advice
Get a job.
>>62043578>can't get financial advise>on a financial forumthis isn't working the way gookmoot intended, surely
invest in assets
>>62044914And then you'll inform me that I invested in the wrong assets, right?
>>62043578I’m a registered investment advisor representative (series 65). What is your question?
>>62045605Oh hi!Plz tell me how to turn $500 into $5000 by next Friday at 4pm.Thank you.
>>62046047Your time horizon is very short. Flip drugs or start a bank.
>>62046184pfft if you can't make $4500 in a week you shouldn't be anyone's advisor :(
>>62043578Get off my board nigger.Perhaps Reddit would be a better option for you?
>>62047136AYO HOL UPHOL UPsheeit u gots fiffy cents?c'mon mang help a brudda owtsheeeit naw I nos u got ithol up whytboigimme dat change mang sheeittell me wat poppin in da bizznezz n financies n sheeit yohook a brudda up mang
>>62046047Wanna see how I turned $8.95 into $200,000,000,000?
>>62050252Yes! Do you accept Visa for the $5k annual fee for access to your vast library of education videos and 0-to-pr0 course?
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>>62051153AHHHH SHEEEEEIT>African hieroglyphs on cheat shitter paper ≠ dalla billz bruh >:(
>>62051204Real answer: Have you tried simply opening a savings and let it accrue interest?
>>62051292(500*0.4)/365 = 0.55 (non-compounded and at a high yield of 4%)Se be tellin muh how long it'd be takins to get dat $5k homes plz yo
>>62051347Shit man you're just gonna have to "donate" plasma then if you need money right now.You don't got HIV, right?
>>62051388>$30 per donation>max 2 donations in 7 daysbrudda yo maffs just ain't hittin' muh bacon nosayin?
>>62051388He's a faggot degenerate who smokes weed, he's not allowed to donate
>>62051407Other than getting a job that pays that amount, you're kinda out of options.If you were female you could whore yourself.But us guys ain't so lucky.You could take out a loan for 5k, but I doubt that's an option for you.You could rob people, but that's just not good etiquette.Have you tried selling your stuff?If you were in a high population tourist area like Dallas, TX you can make $1k a day by dressing like a homeless man and begging for money from white people. Of course you won't be the only one with this idea and the homeless in Dallas are unionized and have to pay for prime begging spots.
>>62051437>you're kinda out of optionsWhy even call this a financial board if NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE REAL MONEY? It's simple...>I want to take $500>and turn it into $5000>by FridayThat means I only need $4500. NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE $4500 IN A WEEK HERE????>SHUT IT DOWN!
>>62051472gamble it or get a loan
>>62051472We know how to make money, retard. Even if people like to meme about getting rich quick: Hard work, done for a long time, yields those results. You obviously can’t do that, so you’re what we call “poor”. And nobody is going to reveal the hidden jutsu “10x your money in a week” because this isn’t your personal army.
>>62051472>NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE $4500 IN A WEEK HERE????We call that getting a job.You can drive a car and place a box on the ground right?
>>62043578Get outta here, don't listen to anybody here (even myself) Just get a job, whatever job, fall in love, have kids, live/ die with as much dignity as you can. Be based at all times, extra points of basedness if you make trannies seethe
>>62043578You are early to Credit Score Protocol, you can buy on ShibaSwap only
>>62043578are you really a black?
