what if you woke up and you checked your bank account and it was $0.00
I would pretend to be an immigrant and get free stuff
>>62045204now imagine that you're white, now what?
>good thing i have these guns
>>62045201that already happened faggot
>>62045201Sell something in my brokerage account and transfer it.
>>62045207Impossible hypothetical
>>62045201Yea that'd be crazy haha...
>>62045201>if
>>62045201I'd still feast.
>>62045201I want to cash out all my money in the coming months, so I'd go to sleep happily in that scenario
>now imagine you actually have money
>>62045201Go to the bank, or call them
>>62045201Ah fuck payday WAS yesterday. Right.
>>62045201I would rob black people
>>62045201Thank god and question if its illegal and I should call the bank cause my -8000 balance disappeared
>>62045201I would be so happy to have my $300,000 debt removed.
>>62045207but im not white
I'd be like, wtf? Put a couple of silver coins in my pocket, go down to the local bar to celebrate my excellent financial decisions.
I work at my bank, so I would file a WSUD and get my 30k back.
>>62045201My bank account usually is close to 0 most of the time. I'm cash poor and asset rich
Good thing my life savings are in physical silver.
>>62045201wonder what happened to my debt and negative balance
