I watch Youtube channels telling me that the best investment I can make is investing in myself and getting a job. How do I get a job with an 11 year gap in my resume extending all the way back to highschool though?
>>62047672Why not just start your own business?
>>62047677Do you have any suggestions on what I might build my business around? I'll be honest and say I get nervous trying to make phonecalls too.
>>62047672Lie, dumbass. Get someone to tell employers that you've been with good goy inc for the last decade when they check for references.
>>62047686And what will I do when they check these references and discover I've been lying?
>>62047694you don't get the job i guess then? who cares. if you don't lie you're not getting it anyways
>>62047672>get a job!>climb the ladder!>start a business!Holy shit this world is slop. Skip all that crud and bang hookers while high on meth op. Idk rob someone for the money.
>>62047732Recruiters will talk to other recruiters and tell them I lied in my references and I'll get African-Americanlisted.
>>62047734I've thought about robbing immigrants as they're all rich from committing fraud and selling drugs. Is this a good idea?
>>62047694What do you think the point of having someone to cover you is for? Employers aren't going to give a shit about references aside from a quick phone call.
>>62047744This is a terrible idea. Stealing immigrants are backed by the sort of people you don't want to fuck with.
>>62047745No one ever covered for me.Well once I asked another classmate of mine once when I was in the 4th grade. The door to the boys toilets was broken so you had to keep it propped open with a brick that the school had, otherwise the latch would lock you in.I went at the start of recess with this other kid with the expectation that he would just wait by the door with the brick. But he nudged the brick back in and shut the toilet door completely, so I had to wait until the end of recess when a teacher noticed I was missing and knocking on the toilet door.>>62047751What sort of people? Like who?
>>62047672Become a crossdressing hooker.
>>62047672>getting a job
>>62047672have a friend working on some company... you have friends, right anon?
>>62047672Say you've been helping take care of a sick family member.
How did you live for 11 years without a job?
>>62047672How did you survive 11 years of NEET?
>>62047672Just apply. Nobody cares about your resume.
>>62047684You can do scrap metal. Doesn't take much skill taking shit apart to scavange metals.Or fixing anything. People need shit fixed all the time. Computers, washing machines, gutters, cars, etc etc. You can look up how to fix anything on Youtube but people are too lazy to do it themselves.
>>62050437What are the most valuable metals?
>>>/tv/MODS you are fucking GenX dead media addicted faggots
>>62047734>>62047677truthnuke>>62047672 (OP)>>62047684learn /ic/ /tv/ /co/ /lit/ and even /mu/ culture. you can profit if you are not a normie. You seem to be at least moderate in meme culture with your usage of memes. Just make it a comic, movie or even a drawing.
