CONVOY EDITION https://youtu.be/WJPM-M_Z65o?list=RDY_KtQ1BqfHM>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smg thread62049703
>>62050378>lying orange migger lies again
Looks like we got ourselves a little convoy.
>Trump TACOS>Oil doesn't moveIt's happening Monday, isn't it?
>>62050378>Trump usually doing shit on weekendsIs the market being open 24/7 the key to world peace?
First for what happened to Raj? Oil is 103 bucks a share
>futureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
>>62050395My Beyond ship sails in the morning...I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
Do I sell my six figures of VOO when the euro market opens in a couple hours? Only answer me if you are in the know (big nose).
>>62050400His whole 11K portfolio was like 80% oil puts that have probably lost 50% of their value . Unless he gets rescued from his bags I doubt we will see the smug fucker again anytime soon kek
>>62050418Do they have a feature like this on truth social ?
>>62050418He's really just smoke and mirrors kek
>>62050418>WRONG! THOSE TANKERS BELONG TO THE BOSS HOG OF ZOG
>>62050397it took them ten fucking years but it's finally starting to dawn on the markets that yeah the guy in the white house can in fact just blatantly lie constantly
>>62050421Nah, any post there disagreeing with him just gets flagged as fake news and removed.
>the treasury's short oil position is redyikes
>>62050418>grants all Pakistanis US citizenship for 24 hours so his lie becomes true
>>62050411You’re about a month late
>>62050427I was taught by high human capital though that according to modern hydrocarbon theory new oil barrels can be created when the US treasury short sells futures contracts which are then bought by the world's central banks. How could this happen?
>vix market maker
>>62050424Not Boss Zog.Fucking stupid retard, way to waste a joke!
>>62050418>MINE!
>>62050418Also 2 a day for 10 days
>>62050431now I gotta just ride it? fuck
>>62050438thanks for not noticing how I fucked up linking to the last thread
How can I stop nigger Monday from taking place?
>>62050450you cant, just enjoy the ride
I just need a good crash so I can get an entry that will let me make it
>>62050448Can look out for a scum pump but yeah you're kinda fucked
buttcoin up 1%https://youtu.be/UYgRXCYoF3A?si=dqEUy9OFQnONpv5L
>>62050427Its the DOE and not yet since they have 20% return built into the contract
It's literally over (again)
>>62050456Gains are gains, I'll take it
Chances the U.S. Navy is ambushed escorting the tankers?
>>62050469Zero. There's no US navy involved. Trump is lying again.
>>62050469>>62050418
>>62050378So it was just a pullback the bull run is back!
>>62050418Boomer neo cons really have no idea how easy social media makes it to expose their lies
So the market is dumping stocks, that much is clear. Dumping gold and silver as well. Crypto not doing anything either. So what are people doing with the cash? Inflation still over 3% for the 90th month in a row. Are people really just dumping stocks en masse to buy oil? Or something else?
>>62050478fertz, agri, chemicals desu
>>62050400>>62050415why do you call him Indian his whole shtick was calling people who were long Indians
>>62050473Shouldn't the U.S. Navy resign if they refuse to follow the orders of the commander and chief
>>62050473Can't they be court marshaled for refusing a direct order?
>>62050457It’s not the DOE. It’s whoever the DOE pawned their swaps off to.That’s why I wanted to know who was buying them so i could pin the tail on the baggie, but alas such information was never uncovered.Oh well, RIP mystery baggies.
>>62050455This is the first time ever I'm considering panic selling and I've had shekels in this jewish ponzi sceme for nearly 20 years.
>>62050489Don't worry, congressmen and women do know and they'll make the money in your stead.
>Fifty thousand troops in the middle east is nothing, why not double it
>>62050489Don't they have one year to close their positions?
realistically, how long does this war go on for?
>>62050455I'm so happy for last mondays scam pump, I'd probably be riding this shitshow all the way down if not for it
>>62050489I was revealed recently though, I think it was Shell and some minors
>>62050505We won 4 weeks ago
>>62050505JD Vance said no longer than a year or two
Does anyone have any doubts the bees are in control?And it’s not the shortest bear market either, we have been in it since the original October Chyna tariff crash.
>>62050482>>62050487He hasn't ordered them to.He's just lying.
>>62050495>Pelosi tracker has a one month delay>Doesn’t even track shorts.It’s not fair real world bros.
>>62050513killah bees holding it down since C.R.E.A.M.
bros i looked at the futures and i don't feel so goodthough that could also be because i ate like absolute shit this weeked
We’ll be green by openTrannies lost
>>62050505Didnt the USA won already?
>>62050513>the bees are in control?What you on about, bees? It's the Jews I tells ya.
>>62050505It'll be over by Christmas I hear.
Green by open, gold will be back at 5k and silver near 80 by eow.
>>62050520Hello hans.
>>62050514Wasn't there some kind of litigation during trump's first term that his tweets/public statements have to be considered legally binding presidential orders
>>62050531would
Next week will be a huge bloodbath in stocks>>62050531Dude....is that a dish served in an Indian restaurant?
Okay okay, I officially regret voting for Trump.
Trump always let's Asian markets suffer before redemption posting.
>>62050530>Joes stocks>account number in screenshotanon, I...
>>62050411You never sell VOO, who gives a fuck about your VOO. Thats your powder, cash is for doors. Anyways Im hoing 500 - a milly TQQQ tommorow.
Vance needs to take over before this turns into GW Bush round 2 but with worse vibesMy largest positions are consumer defensive and oil, but honestly I'm tired of the antics and the the goyslavery. All of it is bad for the county
I'm going to capitulate tomorrow so this is your opportunity to buy i think
>>62050537definitly looks like something I would never eat
>>62050534babe no...
>>62050544but hey his phone is charged
>>62050545What about my tech stonks. It's about the same amount as my VOO. Those fuckers keep increasing revenue by 15% per year every year. But I'm worried about the jeetening
>>62050418>US navy escorts of tankers, March 31We're gonna see a destroyer sunk arent we
>WTI below 101Bessent made the call I see
>>62050537That's a German dish.
>>62050547I find it bizare how eager poltards are to carry water for tyrants.
>Futures
Futures almost green, keep printing and buying and toss in another trillion to israel while you're at it
>>62050556No. He's just lying.
oil just rugged back to 100
>>62050561Their social media feeds are full of foreign propagandists and extremists. Brains are fully cooked to death.
>>62050566
i really want to full port short oil
>>62050556i voted for this.and who ever designed this captcha deserves a shaheed.
>>62050555well that's what's important
>futuresHOLY SHITTHE FUTURE MARKETIS OPEN NOW!
I'm gonna assume youre right just because that'd be a lot of risk and interceptors for basically no gain at all. But then again here we are.
OIL REDhttps://youtu.be/jVBsM8CM0AE?si=pMGEFXoAmwzgA62g
>>62050554Uggg, that one's tough. Ive been playing Pillars of Eternity catching up on 3 months of Goldman Sachs podcasts as they talk about this. HALO tech good, high asset low obsolescence. Shit that AI can do though bad. IBM lost billions off someone training claude to do airport coding in 2 weeks. Things like Microsoft are trading at 20 PE for a good reason. Anyways I dont have an answer, Im selling Lulu and anet to buy the tqqq.Also I was banned for 6 months for writing legend after someone posted teen tits. Fuck me if 2008 /b/ could see brownchan now. Ive been gone that time, what are these awful fucking captchas?
>>62050586>what are these awful fucking captchas?They get easier when the cookies catch up.
futures almost green, we're gonna make it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vr9Seiwvio0
>>62050588Good to know, thanks.>>62050590No! I want that fucking dip. I do think it will be short lived.
>>62050590>>62050595OH.MY.GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.WE'RE FECHKIN M0000000NING BROS OOOH MY GODD THE RECESSION....THE RECESSION...IS CANCELLEDERINO'D!
>>62050584You were saying something about puts the other day, if we get a scam pump on monday what're you gonna do
Tech GOYS tongue my anus
>>62050590For the last week futes have peaked at midnight-1 and proceed to bleed into the session, pretty fucked
>>62050599We won the war.
Australia halving fuel tax until June to combat rising prices.
>>62050607haha fucking idiots. we already tried this in the last oil panic and the companies just pocketed the extra cash.
How's it going?
>>62050588the new captcha is literally an IQ test
>>62050611You’re a mongoloid.
>bond futures
>>62050615>white excellence
>>62050617lmao nice keep out the flesh bots too
>>62050602Hey kid, don't show up to the sector 7 slums in the morning...
>>62050617It failed.
>>62050617>If only 10% of the stop sign is in the square do I still click it?
you're retarded if you're not buying the dip now and selling tomorrow evening new trump "truth" in the morning will manipulate the markets again, watch
>>62050606i gave my attention to this matter and he didnt even bother to thank me. so disrespectful
Why is the black good stuff crabing at 101?
>>62050628My plan was to buy tqqq tomorrow morning but if its up tommorow Ill probably hold steady.
>>62050606>Many long sought after targets>long>targetsIts clearly a signal to long the market! Dow Jones is going back to the target of 50,000
EXPERT NOTE: this will not happen.
>>62050505I don't think Israel can survive another 2 months of this, it needs to end relatively soon for Israel, they are being bombed
>>62050648MSFT green? Impossible
>>62050648Was this April of last year. Its beautiful.
Nigger monday
>>62050654That was the 'now is a good time to buy' tweet
Holy shit, if I listened to /smg/ I’d be poor. Glad I’m not a gay PANICAN.
>>62050660panicans will be so happy waking up with futures bright greenhttps://youtu.be/XrZyy10U1ss?si=r4MjSMTUL5NWiao-
>>62050411of course! sell low and buy high!
>>62050654For contrast this was April 4th last year
is buying a bunch of Canadian oil company stock a good play? Surely Asian is looking for a more stable supply in the long run and I think Canada is starting to expand more?
>>62050670AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62050655>US air defense looking at an incoming Iranian ballistic missile which somehow wasn't completely depleted 8 weeks into the war
>>62050660With the exception of maybe 5 people no one has over 30k on smg
>>62050678I have over $700k invested in various accounts, mostly retirement
>>62050606Schizo
>>62050678there's a couple regulars with some impressive ports and handful of six figure hell guysI can't get past 50k because I pay my bills with this shit
BULLISH SIGNALLindsey Graham has been spotted on vacation at Disney World as American soldiers prepare for their drone executions in iran fulfilling their goy contracts to israel
>>62050678Maybe if you said 300k, but 30k? No way. Even I have 30k
What are the chances that amerimutts come to their senses and give the Democrats such a landslide in the midterms that they have the numbers to impeach zion don? I don't know how much more of this I can take.
>>62050690Why is an old, unmarried man at Disney world?
henlo mister jeromemy tummy hurtsi eat badplease lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>62050678I had 200k before the Iran war and idealistically I'm still a 200k fat cat.
>>62050695They voted the clown in twice....
>>62050678I'm just barely above 100k
>>62050696>unmarried>at Disney worldHow the shit did an aspie get a job as senator?
>>62050701>theyGo to sleep yurotard
how does iran have so many armaments? arent they dirt poor?
>>62050695The left won't shut up long enough to build a national coalition to give the Democrats that much power, even if the Democrats sweep the midterms I don't think enough senate seats are in play to achieve the 65 vote super majority needed for a conviction and removal from office with a successful impeachment from the house, which there will be many, even if they can reach a 65 democrat super majority there are many democratic turncoats called blue dog democrats that are basically republicans or align greatly with conservatives in their beliefs, so you would probably need a 80 seat democratic super majority in the senate to have enough liberals to make it happen
>>62050706They are nothing more than a pest at this point, what are you talking about?
Nikkei is getting absolutely fucking rekt ho ree sheet.Burgers really are the dumbest people in existence. They'll lose their jobs to indians to own the libs only to vote in a guy who will save them 40 bucks in gas. Only that same guy with double gas prices in a year.
>>62050696maybe he's escorting a young child, maybe a young boy
>>62050678im hanging on to my six figure hell status for dear life
>>62050713those pesky iranians and their closed hormussy
>>62050695this isnt what i voted for but i like the orange nigger more than trannies and karens
>>62050704It's morning here.
Dear satan,Let tomorrow be the bloodiest Monday ever. Let oil spike to obscene prices, let the negotiations fail, let nvidia holders burn, let iren holders burn, let SPY traders lay with the worms, incinerate everyone’s positions in this thread with a green ID
>>6205067125% of Canada supports this. Shouldn't matter but it only took 27% of Americans to get Trump elected.https://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/1qcbrjy/bc_first_nations_remain_opposed_to_pipeline_after/
>>62050706it's a nation of schizos holed up in the mountains spending all of their money on second hand russian weapons and trying to figure out nukesthey'd be a lot less poor if they could just act normal
>>62050719Orange retard cost me more gains than every single leftist and tranny put together. Bring back sleepy joe you fucks.
>>62050723
>>62050723that's not very nice
>>62050726You couldn't just link the article directly?
>>62050727isnt india right there? just boat a bunch of indians into the country and it will collapse in days
>>62050728They should bring back Obama. He was 10x the man trump is.
>>62050732
>>62050723roll
>>62050728
>>62050728sucks to suck nigger should have bought literally when trump said it was a good time to buy>>62050735trump should have brokered a deal with gandhi to join the war to burn off their excess male youth pop, he could have been a hero of mankind.
>>62050737The only US president of the last 50 years who told Israel to go fuck themselves.
>>62050726Most of Canada is fed up with this shit anyway. Nobody gives a fuck about your desolate reserve land when the average grocery prices triple in 5 years. Canada could unironically be on par with the USD if they stopped catering to retards. Why a there 24 billion dollars for indigenous people when less than 0.00001 lives on a reserve.
>>62050746
okay so what's this chart pattern on bitcoin?dropped down suddenly, then recovered like instantlythen starting go up at a 45 degree anglethis breaks the pattern of the bear flag/channel btc was traveling in, and now I have no idea what happens next.it's not a healthy chart pattern though right? high volatility, so that's bearish
>>62050748>Israel is allowed to do their religious signs and gestures>NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED
Fiat currency has lost half its value relative to gold since 2022 and half its value relative to the S&P 500 since 2020. As they say, "the bad money drives out the good". Individuals and institutions are paying increasingly exorbitant prices in fiat to convert their fiat to anything else such that gold and equities are no longer accessible to the average wage earner except perhaps in grams and fractional shares. I no longer think CPI is an accurate measure of inflation ; rather, it is short-term movements in gold and equities that show us how much value fiat has lost. What we are seeing is that fiat is no longer actual viewed as money by institutions and gold is retaking its rightful place as money in a form of bi-metallism ; where gold is used for all savings needs, and paper money only for daily transactions and annual accounting purposes. The days of "cheap gold" are over as gold rather than the dollar becomes the backbone of the international financial system, the primary measure of a currency's value is not going to be its relation to the dollar but rather its relation to gold. Gold is impartial and apolitical, it is freely converted to any currency in any country, a billion dollar value can be physically shipped anywhere within 24 hours on a plane with no bureaucracy and barriers to payment, and just one container ship could hold all the gold ever mined and ferry it around the world. It is not a wonder that gold has reached the price it commands currently, it is a wonder that it did not do so sooner.
>>62050723Give me tier 3 circuit breakers tomorrow and I will buy everyone who replies to this post with their work address dominos pizza delivery by lunchtime EST
>>62050753K ill rebuy gold at 2500 and oz in a few years
I’ve seen a lot of manipulation and retarded nonsense for the past few weeks but the fact that futes are flat and oil price is ticking down after a weekend where Houthis entered the war, Iran SPECIFICALLY called out American market manipulation, and Israel has begun strikes on Iranian infrastructure while Iran has begun strikes on neighbor’s infrastructure is…. Just asymptotic retardium. The market is so fake and fucking gay man. Unbelievable
>>62050760all that shit was priced in two weeks ago the market is forward looking
>>62050760I'm waiting for my 3x oil etp to open in an hour and a half. Orange nigger better not fuck me today or I'm going to start donating to Iran.
>>62050752That's right all religious iconography is banned at the united states capitol and white house except jewish ones
Trump is digging his own grave
>>62050764>the market is forward looking
>>6205074738 Billion, for a million people. Can you really put a price on white guilt over genocide though? Thats the issue, sane people dont care but the crazies do and here we are, blocking incredibly profitable infrastructure projects to bring the most ethical resources on the planet to market.
>>62050769hehe i don't even know what it means either
>>62050764Nigger what the fuck is it looking forward to, non-existence?>>62050766I’ve got sensible positions over the weekend that should be doing good - long oil, short s&p 3x, long corn 2x. And yet I am sure they will find a way to fuck me over at bell. I’ve have never seen a more bearish market that is seemingly impossible to make any money in.
I don't see a scenario where the orange tard doesn't attempt some sort of mini invasion, no way they move that many troops into position to do nothing
>>62050769>the market is forward looking >also whips back and forth depending on what lies the orange retard tweets that second. These retards deserve to lose their money. A bogglehead and his money were lucky enough to get together in the first place
MSTR again pumping $150 this week just a warning for those still dealing in the real world>>62050760priced in. markets are forward looking. I guess another anon said that exactly already kek. Hopefully he was just baiting like me >will there be captchas in heaven?
>>62050773I've also got an oil play, some defence stocks and a commodity stock which I expected to be doing a lot better than they are.
>>62050779>markets are forward looking>markets also whip +5% every time orange retard randomly tweets MISSION ACCOMPLISHED when that couldn’t be further from the truth. More like markets are gay and retarded. And that’s why you feel like you understand them
>>620507700 dollars
G-GOLD?!
>>62050779>MSTR again pumpingUntil it doesn't. I wouldn't touch that stack of smoke and mirrors with a bargepole.
why is this general constantly full of leftists seething about Trump
>>62050783Yeah, well it takes one to no one. That’s probably how you new that.
I am getting a doom feeling from the market, but usually that just means Im about to do something really stupid. Almost every time its been better to do nothing.
>>62050678Lol, lmao even.
>>62050786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
>>62050760>Just asymptotic retardium. The market is so fake and fucking gay man. UnbelievableI guess they believed that 20 tankers will go through
>>62050787I will sell it to you for twice as much later then. Crazy how many people still don’t understand it. If you’re long term bearish on Bitcoin it makes sense to to stay away obviously, but otherwise it’s the move.
>>62050788
SUPER CHUD PLEASE SAVE US!
>>62050790>new that.Oh it’s a fucking jeet.Learn to speak the language before you try to insult someone in it you shit skinned fuck
>>62050788I don't like Jimmy saville. Does that make me a leftist too?
>>62050788Because literally the SPY would be at 700 without his stupidity. Digits certainly check out
>>62050802also "takes one to no one" kek
>>62050788If your trades got blown up by politics, you would probably react impotently against the politician responsible as well. Screaming into the void as they say
>>62050788Retard lost me money therefore I will complain about said retard. Just like Obama did in 2014.
>>62050798I'm long term bearish on bitcoin BECAUSE of MSTR.
>>62050788>why is this general constantly full of leftists seething about Trumpstock market in trouble, bears come outsome of them want the stock market to crash for political reasonsalso there are many brown tourists who want iran to win and america to lose. perhaps they hate israel more than america primarily, which hey fair enoughthere's a lot of cheer leading for doom, not all of it is based on purely financial/trading sentimentswhen the stock market goes back up, the bears go back into hibernation. geopolitical events calm down, the tourists go away and stop flooding boards with pol stuff, whether they are pro or anti america in whatever the current happening is
>>62050798I dont know the details on MSTR. Why buy it instead of bitcoin? Especially now that bitcoin ETFs exist that you can use for your tax sheltered accounts
>>62050802Umm racist much? This is a safe space for brownoids sweetie, get used to it or back to the retard /b/in. Enjoy the ban as a follow up to that delicious bait I just served you.
>>62050814Have you considered that perhaps trump is just an unlikeable idiot seemingly hellbent on destroying people's futures?Didn't cross your mind?
>>62050810Maybe they should stop being bears and remember line go up? Then Trump is great. Literally a skill issue.
>>62050801>Nohttps://youtu.be/IvqLz9xcvGQ
>>62050817I wish he would do it more then. Seems like the right people hate him.
>>62050809Thanks for admiring my work >>62050813Kek, I used to feel like that. If they get too much of the supply, like over 5% things might get weird. I see MSTR as a long term competitor to modern banking and they seem to be pursuing that angle with STRC. It’s a fun company and cool to see such a crazy degen idea play out but their books are in a good position. Lots of cash, lots of Bitcoin, the debts/liabilities are covered several years into the future with BTC hitting ultra lows even. I’m ultra long term long BTC over the dollar (duh), so MSTR just works as an accretion for me there.
>he's going to demand they give it up>Iran will say no>tons of troops airdropped in to take itthis sounds like a CoD mission, good luck zoomies
