How do I hide my tax refund from my wife? What are some good fake expenses, etc
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>>62050717Do you owe her money or something?
>>62050717Grow some balls and tell her its your refund.
>>62050724Exactly.
>>62050717sell everything, transfer to BTC, declare (You) lost it
>>62050717You can't it is immoral to hide stuff during marriage
>>62050717honestly just go balls in and buy it all in silver. Even though it's a terrible investment and an unproductive asset, women won't think twice to actually test it's purity every once in a while as you swap real silver for fake ones and sell the real ones. Sure, you'll take a 30% haircut due to the wear on your car driving to the pawn shop, and Rick trying to haggle the price down. But it's the perfect excuse that you want a real safety net that can't easily be sold. OR you can be a man and say it's your tax return. You already supposedly contribute to the house and make a real income right? The only thing she should care about is the pooled savings account that you both have and contribute to monthly in.
>>62050717Get separate accounts and stop acting like a retard.
>>62050990bitches would spend money on shit you dont Even need, why is this again bad?
>>62050717>my tax refundYou're married. That refund belongs to her, and hiding it from her is fraud. Sorry you had to find out this way. Hopefully you're getting quality pussy out of the deal.
>>62050724FPBP
used mine to "pay off credit card debt"
>>62050717Hide it in the dishwasher.
The problem is our bills come out of her account so she has some justification
>>62051772But she IS the dishwasher
>>62050742>>62050744>>62051554Enjoy your -50% retards, hope the 1500$ was worth it
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>>62053303Pay the woman and embrace femdom
>>62053330My wife doesn't touch my money without permission. I can't imagine needing to hide cash from her, she's not my mom or my boss
>>62050717Yell the n word and say it