first for fuck Donald Trump edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62051800
>>62052286OIL CHADS WHERE WE AT??
>oil crisis is transitory Jpow is a broken record, I ain't falling for this shit again
XOMGODS are we eating good rn?
> nows
>>62052286Imagine the green dildos if someone shot Trump in thr fucking face (not a suggestion, just a thought experiment)
Nothing ever happens.
Iran is on track to spend the second most amount of money on their military in the world thanks to them exporting way more now than before. If china continues to exchange weapons for oil with Iran, they'll have the world's second biggest military. And it'll be cost effective not bloat like Lockheed Martin and Raytheon technologies
i bet i will sell with -40% loss and it will all recover after iti swear this is going to happen
mumus, we need a comeback.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-pP_dCenJA
>Nintendo is down 4% in Japan>Go to check CDR price>Up 0.5%Faggotry
>>62052318that's one tough little guy
Henlo? Is that Jerome? Please say that Fed will lower rates... Love you I mean b-bye!
made some money on cybersec stonks I bought last weekturns out the dump was related to (surprise) AI bullshit so it's just free moneyup ~7% so far but insider trades got me bullish so I might just stick with these into Q2
MSFT cucks, are we finally starting to win?
physical wheat
>>62052323Iran is 100% bringing back materials and weapons on the empty oil containers, this was so poorly thought out and ground troops will 100% happen, Iran is not going to capitulate, the US won't even start sending in naval assets to escort ships until the troops clear the strait, this will last for many more months
>>62052336Dave and Busters still exists?
>only reason QQQ isn't at 550 is because IGV is somehow holding on Whoever it is that is being a NIGGER and retardbuying CRWD to artificially keep this market afloat I will find you and fuck you right in the ass
>distinctly commie vibe on /biz/Niggas be thinking anything short of saying please and thank you to a bunch of billionaires literally and figuratively raping the population is communism kek.
Tic tocAlso, day 31 of the 60 days (extensible +30) special military operation
Gas broke the 3.99 barrier and is now 4.23 where I live. Boomers are gonna start waking up furious
>>62052291Sitting pretty. I’ve opened a new position in LNG. Long LNG producers, thank me later
>Powell goes to speak at harvard to talk about gay chitchat, meanwhile the markets are in a sweat drenched fever dream stateNIGGER JUST TALK ABOUT OIL AND THE WAR
>>62052330It's dow -1.95 in Tokyo, change your sources
SOXL KEKS
>>62052357
whats the newest from AI dashcams anon?
>>62052313I think Jpow might be a Buddhist.>All that exists is impermanent; nothing lasts; the crisis is transitory and will vanish.
wtfwt
Give peace a chance
>>62052323If only beijing had a stock exchange man... the amount of calls I would make there
Double bottom check em
XOMGODS... If we hit a recession and the S&P 500 really tanks, will XOM still keep pumping anyway?
NOVO NORDISK IS A NIGGER!!
>>62052370Elli Lilly stole their bag
when is powell speaking?
you guys are sitting around bearish when the market is literally taking off. buy calls retards
EVERYTHING IS RIGGED AND NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Migger sissy faggots, how are we holding up?
>>62052369The whole world will catch on fire at that point so yes
WHATS THE TACO
>>62052372I can't believe i ended up as a retarded bagholder
Holy Powell pumpin
>>62052332
Trump is Judas
Orange Migger is 100% going to crash this shit out of spite because jpow just pump-mogged him
If I buy SGOV what % of it goes to israel?
>>62052380If it makes you feel any better, China is already selling people Retatrutide and Terzepitide for 1/100th of what they are charging on the legal US drug market
>>62052383Google heemed us so hard , glad i sold last werk after the news
>>62052395The google thing is meaningless. Any efficiency gain on the software side will be immediately be gobbled up by bigger models.
>>62052393the %
>>62052338how do I buy this?
>>62052370Didn't the fact they didn't even bother to pay the small fee to renew their patent in Canada, their second largest market that also sells to their largest market tip you off that the company was incompetent(Other than the fact it's Danish)? Sandoz is going to sell generic ozempic/wegovy in mid 2026, expect it to take a chunk out of the entire US market share
>>62052360Last I heard he was in tokyo I think the yakuza got him
>>62052351Governments are trying to manipulate the market through subsidies, price controls and the release of reserves, but this creates an environment where (real) supply and demand are temporarily disconnected from each other. Right now they are keeping demand at the same level as before.Once they can't control the markets anymore, the price of oil will skyrocket, and only then will we see demand destruction, reaching a new equilibrium. But the transition will be fast and unexpected. It will be like getting whiplash when all of a sudden the prices aren't getting suppressed anymore.
>>62052400not exactly true. i'm not an expert here but lack of memory was limiting whatever they were trying to do. i dunno if it's cpu time or back to gpu but they're building a lot of computers and they aren't even 10% done with their plans and they need everything, there will be more bottlenecks as this moves along.
what does it take to turn MU green?
>>62052411Mehrotara comes out and says "demand is not slowing down"
>>62052351Republicans control the House and regularly pass bills in it, they don't have control of the Senate but there are Democrats like Fetterman who openly support this war and will side with Republicans, then you have AIPAC money, thus the war is 100% going to continue after the 90 day deadline
Ww3 is bullish for amzn apparentlyI continue to slurp a ridiculous amount of CTM all the way down somebody stop me why is it dumping so much?
>EURUSD IS DRILLINGI switched off boring Powell, what's happening?
>>62052409I love watching these oil baglettes cope. The mental gymnastics makes skitzo anon's antics seem completely normal boss.
>>62052420No rate cuts for the US this year
>all pumps are instantly sold offWe're so fucked
It’s not enough that Oil succeeds, I need tech GOYs to bag hold eternally.
>>62052421come say that to my face, you black bastard
Actually more brutal than I thought. And this isn't even over yet. Might hit bankruptcity for some firms.
>>62052361
>>62052434Bottom signal
>>62052431Oh I'm sorry, what I said was, ALL OF THIS OIL BAGGLETTE MENTAL GYMNASTICS COPE MAKES SKITZO ANON'S ANTICS SEEM NORMAL, boss.
Powell won't name one (1) bad thing about the economy lmao
>>62052220if we took all the urine output of the entire USA and has the means to hydrolize all that urea at scale, it would replace maybe 5-10% of total usage.
>>62052424>No rate cuts for the US this yearm..mister j..jerome sir...
>>62052438I'm sorry to announce your post was priced in.
>US Department of Labor issues 401k guidelines on private assets>The U.S. Department of Labor on Monday issued long-awaited proposed new rules intended to clarify how trustees can add alternative assets ranging from private equity to cryptocurrencies to 401(k) retirement plans.>The measure, which is intended to ease long-standing barriers to incorporating these less liquid and less transparent assets in American retirement nest eggs, follows an executive order by President Donald Trump last summer and could clear the way for alternative asset management firms to tap a large and potentially lucrative new source of capital.>Under the proposed rule, fiduciaries when selecting alternatives need to make determinations on factors such as performance, fees, liquidity and valuation.New bagholders for private credit just in time
>powell gets one real question from the gallery>ducks it immediatelyPowell's played nothing but politics since Trump came back and he bleets about how he's just a democratic (?) technocrat.
>>62052407>>62052394Thanks for the input anons, i guess there is nothing to hope for and i should just eat my 30% loss
>>62052443Members of the FOMC are signalling that you're likely to see rate hikes and the market is starting to price that in as well, which is why gold sold off
europoors, should we be worried? Surely the sandniggers will contain their holy wars to their little sandbox, right?
Shouldn't rates go up with the coming inflation shock?
>>62052309We still doing the>we're negotiating>lol no we're notShit huh
Thread theme https://youtu.be/6isz01iv8Ls?si=Wwkc2YsvkgqmJv6e
>>62052407>>62052447I forgot about thatYeah generic ozempic is coming here soonLike within a couple months. Fatties will be driving up from America to get their orders filled cheap
>>62052445They're doing it again. They're gonna use citizens 401k's to bail out the corps
You know shit is bad when Trump’s basic attack pump tweets + special move JPOW pump doesn’t move the needle. Grab your balls and brace for another red week
>>62052442Government mandated piss milking farms where 20 yo blond ballerinas piss in my mouth all day. I need backers for my IPO
>>62052451Turkey is the ultimate chudda nation. They shot down a russian fighter jet and literally nothing happened despite the frog board having a 24 hour panic attack. If it happened in Turkey, nothing happened.
is oil priced in?
>>62052445>internet fartcoins can now pump more stock holders bagsHoly shit just implode the economy already
>>62052403In this thing called supermarket.
hol up>it will not end well
>>62052407>Didn't the fact they didn't even bother to pay the small fee to renew their patent in Canada, their second largest market that also sells to their largest marketreally? lmao
>>62052467The Canadian patent office even sent them a letter notifying them in advance to get it done before the grace period ends
>>62052466what a great way to end the talk
My mom called me and asked why her 401k was going downIs that a good sign?
like a Phoenix.........CHUD RISES FROM THE ASHES
>>62052451>(((iranian))) missilesjust like the others they quickly shut up about, and the ones fired at Cyprus, they said weren't actually from iran but won't tell us who then stopped talking about itplus diego garcia, they made a big noise about, then went quiet... then a number of attacks, here 4 jewish ambulances were set on fire, huge noise about it on day one, then utter silence, 2 arrested, no names, now on bail... dropped in the news, not even token coverageif it was actually Iran they would have not stopped chimping about it on the news for any of these instances
>>62052452They’re playing a dangerous game here anon. If they raise rates, the risk a market plummet so severe it unironically triggers a recession on its own (even though that’s all but guaranteed anyway). Plus, with how IORB works, they end up paying banks with created money when they raise rates anyway, so any jacking up of interest rates actually triggers even more inflation. The only way forward is by reduction, so there’s no real winning here. Just a game of financial chicken.
>>62052445>zoomies can now get rugged in their 401ks
>>62052467>To keep the semaglutide patent in Canada, the company had to pay an annual fee of just 250 Canadian dollars (~$185 USD). While it paid that amount in 2018, Science reported that it didn’t the following year.>The Canadian government offered Novo Nordisk another chance to keep its patent, this time with an additional charge that brought the total to 450 Canadian dollars ($331 USD).>“In order to prevent the patent from lapsing, the amount listed above, which includes the required maintenance fee and the late payment fee, must be paid within the one-year period of grace following the filing date anniversary,” a letter from regulators said, putting the anniversary date at March 20, 2019. “Once a patent has lapsed it cannot be revived.”>The company confirmed that protection for semaglutide regulatory submissions in Canada will expire in 2026.>Meanwhile, Ozempic patents expire several years later in other big markets like the U.S. (2032), Japan (2031), and Europe (2031), according to the company’s most recent annual report.https://finance.yahoo.com/news/novo-nordisk-losing-canadian-patent-090500595.html
>>62052473We're halfway through this now>>62052475>nothingeverhappensGODS
>>62052451Literally an israeli falseflag lmao
>>62052460they need something to drink, so huge upside for KO
>>62052473Did you tell her that she voted for this?
>>62052445Fucking fake and gay clown worldThey really just let us goyim "deal in the real world" while the jews reap EVERYTHING.Holy shitfuck now I truly understand why the Germans went batshit nazi back in 1939. These fucking kikes man. Jesus FUCK THEYRE TOO MUCH.
>>62052460This reads exactly like my favorite doujins, and I'll put money into your venture.
i'm up a lil bit today so fardid we finally hit the bottom?
>>62052476would you kindly stop noticing, sir
>>62052445kek the future is going to be wild when everyone's 401k's get rugged.
buydedXOP, WEAT, IPI, NTR, MOS
if vix loses this level..
>>62052504not only that but everyones electronic money gets confiscated. imagine having literally no money and worse yet imagine most of your money being in accounts with people who dont even have brick and mortar where you live, just lol, lmao, roflcopter
feel like buying something but not sure what and it feels like we're at a cross roads to get in more of the stuff that should be moving>oil, gas and industriesprobably topped out for now>fertilizers and chemicalssame, had a long run so probably not much left in it>s&p/techtoo early, economies too fragile
>>62052504NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>62052508vix doesnt just stay above 30 when nothing is happening. welcome to the choreographed and easy to see bottom that everyone knew was coming today, regardless of if we rugged harder first or notimagine listening to the dune coons telling you to short the rally today. lmao
oil bros where we at
where the fuck are all the bears ITT all the suddenhttps://youtu.be/u346J1_Pfbs?si=WwqnQC1J6kukaqza
>>62052518It' sover
Buy silver minors
Techsisters, we've become obsolete...
>>62052509CBDC will save them.
>>62052506where is XOM?
>>62052520Not yet. Once boots hit those grounds there will be another doomp and that's when I get in.
>>62052524I cannot imagine not rotating out of tech. How many warning sides did they need?
>>62052499The dead cat will bounce on every step down the stairs
>>62052524Your shitty ads economy was always obsolete before uBlock Origin
In times of economic recession, the most speculative sectors suffer first.
>>62052515>USOGODnice gains
>>62052303>had to add a right click script on my file browser to my futures workflow so I can post from 5g. The longer this goes on the more convinced I am that I caused it>>62052427>Some anon mentioned it could be my Internet profile or footprint or some shit I forget the actual term for but essentially boils down to the jannies being able to identify you based on the peripherals and shit plugged into your setup and all the specifics with your rig that you use to access the Internet. They know I like to laugh with frens about the state of Louisiana's publicly live streamed parole hearings.>>62052275>jannies still won't let me post from my PC where all my dank memes are saved.>reduced to phonefagging during market hours>Usually only phonefag at night>can't use my trusty snipping tool>can't laugh with frensGo into the settings in your world wide web internet browser. Please to be looking for option that says 'dns settings', this may ve found under option that is saying 'privacy' okay, 'and security' okay.Now where you are setting the option that is saying 'dns au-to-matic', I want you to be selecting option, 'manual' okay.Now be entering the following message:https://dns.google/dns-queryNow be clicking ve backwards button and finally 'close, x'. And now be trying your internet hyjinx again for me okay.
Forgot to sell my oil and now the German stock market has closed.
Guys, I don't feel so well holding these massive cash bags while everything is pumping.
How has the NVDA AI circlejerk bubble not burst yet under all this market pressure?? It's long overdue atp no? Fuck is going on?
When will the oil shortage of SEA fuck the world eco?
>>62052543Until TSMC announces semiconductor wafer production cuts they won't sell off too hard
>>62052534well i'm allergic to cats
>>62052546TSMC might just rejoin the glorious mainland just so they don't explode in a fire of superconductor shutdown.
My SOXL calls expire FridayI'm down so much that I may as well just ride it out
>>62052544>SEAnever, the world economy doesn't run on housemaids and thai ladyboys. the world economy will start taking a beating when japan/korea/australia are in deep trouble though.
>>62052533Can any industry compete with tech margins though?
word on the street is President Trump is finalizing a trade deal with Iran and will avoid the tariffs. Oh happy days
>>62052557When they decide to larp as utility companies and create massive data centers, yes
are burger markets open this friday and next monday?
Insider here, (inside ur mom)Peace deal reached this evening, will be announced tomorrow. Prepare accordingly patriots. Panicans get the rope.
>>62052533hey babe! good morning! i'm still in tech, it's where you wanna be in the age of talking computers. you gotta accept bigger volatility for bigger returns. just my take though, not trying to fight with you, just wanna be on the same page as you this morning, thinking about the same things.
>>62052562>we need more data centers >for what purpose>JUST BECAUSE OKAYsure is worth trillions of dollars
>>62052563Closed Friday, open Monday
>>62052556doesnt china outsource lots of shit to vietnam?
>>62052567We finally won bros, can't wait for the truth post. WWG1WGA, TRUST THE PLAN, Q OUT
>>62052567You already made significant losses on your previous imaginary calls, you're not having a super week, anon.
>>62052572thanks anon
>>62052454best part is, it's impossible to tell which side is lying
>>62052573I know they (understandably) outsource their whore mongering to Thailand
>>62052579You can tell by whose side is composed of congenital liars.
>>62052582yeah, that's my point, all sides are
>>62052582>whose side is composed of congenital liarsUhhh. Yeah, about that. You fucking retard.
War is definitely ending soon. It’s hurting all sides too much, even each sides allies.
>>62052582oh no no no
>>62052579Very easy. One side says there's negotiating going on and a peace deal is gonna happen soon. The other side says there are no negotiations. Considering that the strait is still closed and missiles are still flying all over, which side is lying?
>>62052431>master, destroyers!
>>62052567>>62052561No.
>>62052582>Iran’s top Military Headquarters Spox: Israel struck a desalination plant in Kuwait in an attempt to falsely blame Tehran.Honestly, I think we 4chan chuds would vibe better with the Iranians
>>62052586Sounds like Ukraine
>>62052580The recession in Korea and Japan doesn't matter either because they just produce asian women that's it.
LIFTOFF!!!
>>62052586Neither side will budge. Iran wants the US to permanently fuck off from the region (will never happen) and US/Israel wants complete unconditional surrender and a regime change (will never happen unless they put boots on the ground, which is political suicide).It's at a fucking deadlocked impasse. All while markets just bleed the fuck out in the meantime. What a shitshow.
I'm sincerely sorry about the anons who didn't get out of tech the past few weeks.
>WTI up 3%>Brent down 0.5%huh?
Und now, ze dump
>>62052607Arbitrage by shipping contracts. As long as the market stays open, the prices will converge.
o i l
>>62052605the money was needed for israel, either the irs or citadel was going to give me a haircut, there was no avoiding this.
>>62052593>vibe better with the IraniansObligatory biz slut posting would have to be modified of coarse.And CFDs are obviously haram.
I'm this close to dumping AA and CENX and going all in USO calls. Top tomorrow?
I'm down 8.5%what do
>>62052620revenge trade
>>62052540thank you sir for this needful post firefox on my machine doesn't have this option thoughever
>>62052620Im down 30%
>>62052607Me and my boys loaded some WTI and are gonna set sail to Japan for an easy 20%
>>62052620Double down on margin, it always works.
>>62052586Bruh, one side wants a regime change, and it will get it. tl;dr all Iran has to do is inflict pain until the midterms. This shit won't end anytime soon lmao
>drags america into war with Iran>refuses to elaborate>leaves
>>62052620Consider averaging down if you can. Otherwise I wouldnt worry too much, bud.
>>62052622Do not be telling me lies bloody bastard man.
>>62052614Interesting. My understanding was that the gap between WTI and Brent was due to the cost of shipping that oil to international markets. Brent consistently went up more than WTI in the past weeks and I assumed if there was an arbitrage opportunity, it would have been pounced on much sooner.
>>62052629Only Isreal wants regime change 2bh, usa has been pretty wishy washy about that goal and hasn't been including it in official releases
>-7,2%i cant taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake it anymorewhat should i do??? there has to be a V ???? i am down 19 % now on mu WHAT NOWWWWW
>>62052623HOLY SHIT, Did he really post that? It changes everything!
>>62052620Just wait for your positions to appreciate back into the green
>>62052636I'm no expert, but I assume it's the uncertainty and time it takes to negotiate that is the issue.The Atlantic route isn't exactly risky, so it would happen unless (never ever happening) the US closes exports.
>>62052633And here I, a naive europoor, thought that picture was fake the whole time. The American cocksucking spirit for Israel mustn't be underestimated!
>>62052623You are like a little baby to me-45%-22% YTD alone:D
Fuck everything i could have got out of memory with gains i fucking blew it now I'm strapped in for pure pain. It was supposed to hit 500...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OIL? oil.
>>62052643its mostly defense stocksit's doomed
>>62052635ok testing on pc if this post goes through it worked sir
>>62052656When do we sell my baron
>>62052602USO 200 by 4/20, you heard it here first
I just slurped a bit ($1000) of Adobe.
>>62052670Calm down there big boy
>>62052597those poor lonely women
>>62052451it was pissrael, they tried roping in UK through RAF base, then they tried roping in Turkey with first missile, then IDF was caught setting up bombs in civilian situations in Qatar/Kuwait and Dubai (to blame Iran of course)Even amidst the shit that's happening with Lebanon and Iran they started beefing with Erdogan, threatening to kill him and regime change him.... another NATO country.... with US and EU doing nothing about it...... just because Erdogan said that Netanyahu is cause for all this shit
>>62052533you gotta understand too, with tech stocks, it's about owning the best companies. that's something the numbers don't capture. that's my whole philosophy babe, i want the best.
>>62052650i am 40% in the redsi want to kill everyoneyou know that feel when you are about to go to a surgery and have that anus stinging feel where you are frightened you might die? i am constantly in that
>>62052664
>>62052677You had that happen before? I can't relate
>>62052579It is, the jewsIranians are like rural farmer. They have no evil bone in their body. They say what they will do and do what they say. They don't threaten. They don't shout. They don't play games. They lay out their plans in public for everyone and then say "come get it".
literally why the dogshit would mu dump 7% in a day? they were sucking its cock baaaaaaaalls deep for weeksjust when i went in they decided to let it shit in their mouth insteadI AM GOING CRAZYUH OH MELTY YES I AM MELTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62052665>This was supposed to be a quick military operation lasting a few days, and they shorted oil with the idea that there would be only a brief price spike before it would go back down prior to futures front month expiry. Futures expire Wednesday and they have to come up with $100B of physical oil by then. Prices are still high and supply is still constrained.the big barron of /smg/ said that we should hold for now
>>62052682That's why they give you a diazepam before you go into surgery. Stops the shaking.
im going to full port UCO puts eventually
>soxl down 42%ch-cheapies
>>62052677What surgery did you have smigga?Just remember it is always the darkest before the dawn.And some folk aren't cut out for single stock picking, invest in an all world ETF and fuggetabouttit oh!
>>62052688>screencapping your own postsOk
>MU baggies
>>62052685Calm down....help is cominq....
>>62052694>all worldIshygddt
>>62052693kek soxl baggies
Why are the chinese allowed to pass through hormussy?
>>62052684>they don’t lieLmao it’s because you have no idea what Iran regime did in the past 3 years. literally have all news (all news are government controlled) to talk about how stock markets are good as an investment now, and then dumped on people.Or they would say , “hey gold is a great investment” then few months later grab a guy who had money to get tons of physical gold, call him “sultan e Tala” (king of gold), take his gold away and then execute him publicly for “disturbing society finances”I am not even kidding, it’s that fucked up.Where do you think the government make their money from despite all the hindrance from west?
extreme kek to mu baggiesremember you delusional faggots at earnings acting super cocky, thinking you knew it alland now you know what it means to get fucked faggots
>>62052692Just don't eventually too soon because you'll get decapitated.
Im gonna buy so much SOXL at the bottom.
>>62052707MUGODS fucking won though they did nigger-raping earnins
>>62052685Why are you people buying tech stocks on the first large scale downtrend the market has seen in a year? Literally just buy gas station stocks and wait a few weeks. You can even make over 50% on long dated calls on a day like today.
>>62052685>going in on a cyclical tech stock after the cycle already peaked while the tech sector is getting heemed from the ai bubble unwinding, private credit going under, and energy prices spiking?
>literally why the dogshit would mu dump 7% in a dayIt up like 450% in a single year. Why are you people so fucking greedy?
>>62052693People still play with this cursed product? No wonder David Soxl could afford rebuilding Twin towers just to bomb them again with his own planes.
>>62052698https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/micron-sandisk-stocks-tumble-google-124732063.htmlimagine holding after this. memory sector already peaked MUsissies cut your losses before it's too late
imagine not wanting iran to holocaust the kikes for this. my portfolio getting raped like kevin nash in 92.
Waiting till end of day to just retardbuy soxl after the baggies capitulateEasy pump tomorrow
Look at this fag here he won't make shit money
>>62052704Cause they're likely providing intel for targeting, and those returning tankers are full of drones and missiles. Also Iran allows trading oil in RMB only now
Feels over af, I can't think of any bullish narrative that isn't pure cope.
>>62052727This is what winning looks like, you lost
>>62052727REPEAT AFTER ME>90& of launch capacity destroyed>We can open Hormuz at any time>All Iranian missiles are intercepted, and if they weren't they fell in the sea>USAF has lost NO AIRCRAFT AT ALL
>>62052727pretty bottomish post
>>62052727I'm still bullish on AI and associated sectors in the long term. The problem is you might see some companies just fold in the meantime. AI is just too big to disappear, even if it will be unrecognizable in 10 years.
>>62052728>>62052727Seething.We won.
>>62052727markets gonna go down slow and painfully but you should be bullish on trading. i hit two >100%ers today trading calls. its a great time to trade
>>62052286New trader here.Anyone know what this pattern is called?
>>62052730>>62052737I can't tell if these posts are ironic or serious.
>>62052722Homo
>>62052722
KEK DUMPIES
>>62052737what happened to muh cheap eggs migger?
>>62052727and the consequences of this shit show are now locked intheres no good news, hasn't been for weeksare any of these going to be good? very much doubt it... maybe jobs (initially) because they always revise that massively down later
>>62052740Oops sorry, yeah this one, what’s the name for something like this?
>>62052637You missed the joke, but I could have worded it better. Iran is the one that wants a regime change, in the US, and it will get it through high oil prices. They have zero reasons to stop.
>>62052734It'll be like the dot com bubble though, the useful applications of AI are boring stuff like sorting potatoes and quality control. It's gonna take a decade to adopt these and see effects
>>62052744>he zoomed outwtf they never do that
>>62052727I'm going all cash for at least another month and then either getting back in or just staying out for an extended period depending on the market sentiment.At the moment it feels like the markets are desperately trying to cope themselves into thinking we aren't going into a deep recession.
>>62052637lol Israel owns america>my head wants x but my arms want ylmao dude
>>62052741Mine is
>>62052704Cuz you think they come in empty? LMAO
>>62052750There's still a huge case for entertainment, but yeah. Very dotcomish.
>>62052730I know the cope, but the reality is that we're on the verge of a1973 or 1979 energy crisis. Iran knows that they are conventionally weaker but can fight back by fucking the economy. This seems to be their plan considering the Parliamentary Speaker that is high up in the regime literally comments on stock market movements.
Why is everyone panicking in a downturn? It was pretty easy to see this coming, you've longed oil and shorted tech to hedge your losses, right?
>>62052562i love you babe, with all my heart. guess i'll take a nap. if you didn't see my posts about it, i think iran will make a deal soon. they have to show that they are good partners for china, that they won't fold under bombardment, but seizing kharg would be a coup-de-grace threat and i think they would make a deal before that even happened, in the first place to avoid the humiliation of giving up an asset like that without a fight, in the second place because there is absolutely no hope in improving their negotiating position after that. i hope things end even sooner and on better terms though. i know you think differently and that's ok, but don't be upset if this goes a lot better than you're expecting.
>>62052636>>62052645Help me understand please... Are we expecting WTI to climb up to where Brent is, or Brent to shrink down to where WTI is? Brent (BNO) holder here btw.
>>62052745Egg prices are down 42% in 12 months wtf are you talkin about?
>>62052476You have to understand that there's no media independence or impartiality, and what the media does is just push a manufactured narrative formulated in some underground office in Langley.The Trump admin comes out every now and then and says that the US and Israel have different objectives in the war, which implies that the US can withdraw from the war if those undefined objectives are met and Israel is in essence operating autonomously, but in reality if Israel were to "go it alone", the US would just be forced to defend Israel and join the war either way with the excuse that Israel can't defend itself. Have you ever heard the US respect, or even mention, the sovereignty of any other country? Why is Israel an exception and allowed to go to war by its own decision? And better yet, this is the EXACT same shitty excuse the Biden admin used to justify Israel attacking Iran. NOBODY CALLS THIS SHIT OUT.Nobody knows or mentions why this war started, from the start this hasn't been communicated to the public. Initially it was because of the nukes or whatever, now, after Iran was revealed to have stored missiles up the ass, it's supposedly to stop them from having missiles, which they never used until now.Another instance, the fucking CNN of all media coming out with a supposed poll where 100% of "MAGA", whatever that means, support Trump going to war. Nobody calls this shit out. It's enough to drive you insane if you are a clueless normie with a modicum of attention.
>>62052286Do I go into UPRO or TQQQ? TQQQ has 55% more upside but some of this dip is the fact AI can kill tech but only help assets and production.
>>62052761Judging from public reaction, AI in entertainment will also be for boring stuff like small CGI tweaks. There are uses, but other than churning slop movies out faster I don't see any profit opportunities, even less than the dotcom bubble which at least made sharing media trivial.Even given all the shit that's happened to the internets, we wouldn't be able to make profits if literal gost farmers couldn't share videos worldwide (no shade on the Iranians)
>>62052768The gap will equalize to the prices where the margin is too small for shipping to consider. Don't ask me what that price differential is. One or two more points? I don't think you'll see much more.
>>62052770So how exactly do we make money out of this situation?
>>62052741No he really is a hopelessly retarded migger cultist. He has one image saved as well.
>>62052762We are not on the verge of one or the other, we're on the verge of BOTH combined at the same time. And it's not me but the IAE that said it. And they're right. They're probably downplaying it, actually.
>>62052769what do you think will happen to said prices after the largest oil shock in human history?
SOXL sisters...quick call???!!!
>>62052778Is this “oil shock” in the room with us right now?CopeSeetheYou LOST trannie
>>62052779he's on trial in brazil for fucking a 14 year old girl btw
>>62052782Based
>>62052572>Closed Friday, open MondayEU markets (partially) closed, US open. Giga Candle incoming. Always the same.Screencap this.
How low can SOXL go...?
>>62052779why are people in these countries not capable of building a half decent structure? just fucking lay down some blocks and nail some 2x4s together its not fucking hard
>>62052774Thanks for your thoughts.
>>62052782Wow, looks like this country runs better than the US.Grim.
>>62052778Most people probably only think of oil as used for fuel, but nowadays it's likely the clothes on your back are literally made from oil (polyester). Eggs are the least of your worries, although they'll also be rotten without fuel to ship them
>>62052782Leon Kennedy would never
>>62052775(You) don't.(You) aren't in the club that knows the know to make the money. Best you can do is not lose any more money.
>>62052791us works the same way, only the rich are allowed to do that
>>62052778I made 2m off SOXL last year. I'd like to have a serios conversation but not with the schizo faggot who posts this guy's shit daily all over biz and v. Off to bant with you poorfag.
>>62052775fuck if I know
>>62052772i like TQQQ here. stick to VOO or SSO for s&p.
>>62052795>>62052801You guys really are buckbroken lol.
>>62052802How sweet of Israel to "propose" something they and their own lobby in America don't want lmaoa classic judeohumiliation ritualmiggers love this
>>62052782that should be legal in brazil unless they've embraced american culture to that extent already.
>>62052795>The world's a big fucking diaper that only the rich are allowed to take a shit inThis is why I buy KMB.
>>62052803Stick to dealing in the real world.
>>62052802That is a hilarious picture. Im selling voo and SSO for the play. I went 1/6th TQQQ this morning. If VOO hits 577 I'll double down. Just not sure how much safer upro is over tqqq to justify the 20% ATH difference in returns.
The Whore-Moose is officially open for business boss. Oil's going to be below $60 per barrel by the end of the spring, and basically if you want to send your tankers through now is as good a time as any boss.#Whore-Moose #SpreadWide #$60Oil
>>62052370Don't worry, with Chinese peptides being a rapidly growing market even Eli Lilly won't be profitable for much longer. The fitness community needs Myostatin inhibitors, those can't be easily made.
WILL SPX GO HUGE UP OR DOWN BY 4PM!?!?!?!
>>62052816yes
I'm getting fleeced by Brent. Why is this?
>>62052819I believe you, thanks anon.
>>62052816no
>>62052812I'm not a goy.>>62052807Buy KBR instead.
>>62052816>waiting for the big dildo
NEW>>62052820>>62052820>>62052820
>>62052815I just took my 3rd shot of BPC and GHK this morning. I overpaid and bought American though.>>6205281472 and end of summer but basically this. There many hapas in the Philippines?
>>62052506CF!!
>>62052832
>>62052836>PhilippinesThose are like one step up from Australian aborigines, I'm not even sure if they should be considered human or not boss.
>>62052831I've give Audrey the big dick
What is going on with oil? Things are too quiet
>>62052650Lossgang rise up! -25% ytd -40% yoy.
>>62052831Audrey is so AGP-pilled!
>>62052938AGP?
>>62052970Sorry, just a stupid internet way of saying she’s real pretty.
>>62052856Where did you get that retarded notion? Nigger please, we already had Gunpowder Weapons (Lantakas) and Cement Walls in Precolonial Times while the Japanese you worshiped was still stuck in using bows and arrows.
>>62053610if your nipples are brown you're a nigger, simple as boss.
>>62054013The average Filipino has more European ancestry than the East Asians you Weeabos worship.
