special military slow bleed operation edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62052820
Imagine owning SOXL. Couldn’t be me.
why wont anybody give me a strait answer?
Thread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3o-3pL79O4
STOP THE FUCKING COUNT, THE ELECTION IS OVER WHY ARE THEY STILL COUNTING THE BALLOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>PRESENTS
>>62053530>WE WON
I'm seriously thinking about buying lots of BNO calls. Top tomorrow?
just off the phone with david soxlhard to hear over all the sucking soundsnew price target is 30
How angry will Americans be when their gas reaches fifteen dollars a gallon
Fuck this gay war.All the US had to do was nothing and it would've won. Instead it gets roped into some gay war because the elites just can't resist sucking Israeli cock.
Come on you Houthi bastards close the Red Sea too! I need these puts to print!
You PUSSIES keep sellingShame on you
anyone else riding some NVDA 0DTE puts today? i bought some for $17 30 mins ago and they are at $45 right now and some whale just dropped a red dildo huge sell on the stock it looks like selling is accelerating i think any price on the put is good right now
>>62053534You're talking to the wrong regime.
My dad wants to buy AI stocks because he saw one trending on Yahoo. Told him to buy a generic tech etf instead, but I figure this is a top signal and discouraged it
>SOXL HAS BROKEN $40 I REPEAT SOXL HAS BROKEN $40
>>62053540If you're in line (for food/fuel), stay in line.
Feel genuinely bad for the poor MU MU's.MU is now almost below AMAT. Actually insane.
This is actually it just so yall know. The big one.Spy will be on sale for 5 99 EOD
Hey guys remember when I called the exact top of SOXL because it always crashes at the exact same point? All in on SOXS if you want free money
>>62053560its absolutely the top when ignorant boomers are being advertised to become bag holders
holy shit it just keeps bleeding kek
BASED GHALIBAF WAS RIGHTTHANK YOU FOR THE EASY FREE MONEY I MADETHIS IS MY QUANT.
Why isn't SpaceX going public through a SPAC?
wew lad NQ just went strait (haha) through the 2 std of the vwap and didn't even fucking blink. If it doesn't try and re-test here you're all fucked lol
>>62053542what is a sneaky link?
some of my long term limit-buy orders just got met
>>62053530I voted for this
>>62053567i wish i had more available cash to do that. do you actually hold SOXS overnight for days on end or do you buy and sell each day
>>62053534Cause they're fags, nobody's strait but the muslims
>>62053538>McCormickmight buy.
>>62053567I'll buy back SOXL at 12.5 bucks
Bros, if this is "WINNING" I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING IMAGINE WHAT'S LOSING FOR THIS FRAUDSTER INSIDER JEWZION PUPPET.
>>62053574Way too early. This rides just getting started.
>>62053573adultery
>>62053551This war is as much for the epstein elites as it is for pissrael. They benefit from higher oil prices and it lets them develop venezuela while also creating a good excuse to inflate away their debt.
last chance to get in goys on cheap NVDA 0DTE puts theres a fake and gay green ramp right now load up before the big dump somone wanna join me????? $165 put expiring today gogogo
Imagine if america just had it's entire navy, air force, president, vice president and nearly all it's defence systems blown up with threats that all our critical infrastructure was next and we responded by closing our airports and claimed victory. I can't even begin to imagine how stupid you must all be
THIS IS G*D'S PUNISHMENT FOR NOT BLESSING ISRAEL HARD ENOUGHREPENT GOYIM AND DONATE SHEKELS FOR THE REBUILD OF THE HOLY LAND
When are you regards just going to fucking sell so we can get this -4% capitulation day out of the wayThere is no long lasting bottom without capitulation
I'm glad you're all losing money. It was only fair.
>sell a MU call spread>within 5 min it’s up 10%
WHAT THE FUCK MY CALLS ARE GETTING RAPED
>>62053534Money for nothing.Chicks for free.
>>62053582Das war ein befahl!
Is the anon with the 640 0dte still here
>>62053582mein monke... t-the pump...
>WTI 104
>$GUSH What the fuck is going on and why is the market still paying attention to the orange nigger's tweets? If there is anything that should be green right now its American energy
>>62053550I saw it in my area over $4 finally. Crawled since the start of all this from $2.75 to $3.25 then $3.50 and jumped to $3.99 last week.
Your 401K was used as a sacrifice for this guy btw.Imagine having a SINGLE CENT left in your 401KlollmaoTOPKEK
>>62053595passivefags still haven't noticed the news, the reality of the situation or checked their accounts
> sold spy call and got paid> it paid> my sofi leap is now otm from 80 delta and ill get assigned on my hood 65 put I will lose money this year.
>mfw sold MU for 50%>would almost back to entry herekek baggies
>>62053582Vance:Mein sir… the Iranian delegation has not arrived.Trump (slamming table):What do you mean they haven’t arrived? They agreed to the deal. Everyone said it was the best deal. The best.Rubio:Sir, intelligence confirms… there are no Iranian officials here. There never were.Trump:No officials? That’s fake. That’s fake intelligence. I was told they were coming. Strong people. Very strong negotiators.
>oh, he thought the bottom is in?
wasnt this supposed to be a green day? what happened?
SINGLE DIGIT FEAR
>every time i think i'm making progress toward buying a house i have to experience another generational crisisgenuinely how do we get out of this
>>62053582kek at the dark elf Vance
so this is how it feels to profit off suffering
>>62053616I guess the algo-bots got reprogrammed to ignore whatever Trump says, and go by what the IRGC says
>>62053595haha.. -4% that would be nicei'm down fucking 15.5% todayfuck niggers
Is it kek baggies if I am the baggie ?
im beyond convinced that if some deranged group of no kings leftist protestors managed to murk trump by the end of this week, we'd all green ourselves back to Q4 2025 highs.it's really just this one orange nigger. every other neocon would've TACO'd the fuck out of iran by now, as zionist as they may seem. trump and his ego just wont let it go.for legal reasons i love trump and i dont want him to die at all. just joking here. i hate leftists and im just stating the evils they would do to our beloved president btw. MAGA MIGA!! awooooooo xD
My cash is down 0% today
>>62053608young new investors with company 401k are getting to beef up their portfolio much more than the average thanks to this war. you think this is some apocalyptic scenario everyone else gets to load up
>>62053621I've known nothing but decline my entire life
>>62053530any of you guys has been making money more or less consistently from trading?
>>62053582
80% Republican approval rating btw
>>62053629Its always kek baggies.
>>62053625load up on wheat and corn and see your bags moon on the back of seeing people suffer and starve on the newsprobably the closest feeling you'll get to being a jew
>>62053632
>literally no good news at all>trump tweets 1 tweet that everyone knows is fake and gay>american oil companies start dumpingORANGE MAN BAD
>>62053621EDH or “Commander” is the most dog shit format. It went from random jank decks to actual 100 card combo decks that are fucken overpowered as shit. If you give these sweatlords enough time they will break any format.
>just buy the dip bro
what the fuck is wrong with him? I don't even know what to fucking say.
The SPY put options I bought at $2.50 this morning are trading over $8 now. Looks like someone is getting that new Louis Vuitton hand bag she wanted boss.
He called it to the T. Textbook. If this is the IQ of the people we are fighting, we are doomed
>>62053654"I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and I’ll have Mexico pay for that wall."
>>62053654>make the winners pay reparationsinspirational
next stop 6235
Has anyone done a welfare check on memorybros?
FERTILIZER CHADS!ROLL CALL!
>>62053654
>>62053649100 card singleton is fun but commander is a very dumb format and i don't consider them magic players.
>>62053654ending the petrodollar speedrun any%
>>62053654This orange retard is grasping at every single straw
>sub 40 SOXLkek I knew that shit being at 58 last week was turbo tarded, wish I had put something on SOXS
>>62053668Seethe
>>62053663I’m sure they’ll be fine because the thesis hasn’t changed
i dont see a positive outlook in my future
>>62053649i have a group of close friends who play but eventually one guy who just like cards and efficiency way more than flavor turned it into an arms race of who could spend more. He wins almost every time. Otherwise it's fun
We're about to go DOWN down.Market is finally sick of tacos.
>>62053654terminal dementia. unfixable. someone please lobotomize him because atp doing so would probably unironically increase his IQ.
Should've listened to Buffet and panic sold.
>>62053654You didn't notice when he said Mexico would pay for the wall?No alarm bells then?
>>62053632what kind of retard do you have to be to believe trump is in control of anything? he is just an actor reading the script he is given
>>62053673I honestly dont, entry-level jobs were ALREADY dire before all of this shit. 40-50% underemployment rate for bachelors degrees. AI agentic workflows + offshoring decimating white collar. WE HAD A BAD JOB MARKET BEFORE the war.then this shit happens. fuck dude, people might genuinely turn to crime at this rate.
>smci back at 20hope that niggy who bought calls sold the rip to 24
so when do markets start pricing in the impeding 2028 democratic supermajority?
>>62053666cEDH is based and probably the greatest format right now boss.
WHERE IS THE NEWEST SAINT GHALIBAF TWEET HELP
>>62053684Iranian bots out in force today.
>>62053654he wants to go thirds on the hormussy toll33% each to iran, UAE, USactually could be acceptable for Iran
>>62053684>people might genuinely turn to crime at this rate.Enjoy your stay in el Salvador supermax.
>>62053654what does he think theyve been doing the whole time getting their infrastruture and buildings droned?
>>62053682Why do you think when is doubling down to kill Iran?Because he hates muzzy and wants HIS oil. Once that's done, he'll turn on Israel because they are another problem that needs taken care of, then Russia and finally China. All gone, THEN he will be Emperor Trump!
>>62053686Wonder what the benefits will be for entry level migger concentration camp guards.
This is what you voted for.
I miscalculated the amount of money I would get from oil being this priceI thought it was going to be a lot more
>>6205368530...anon.The mark was 30 and he'll get there, they took out the problem co founder, so life can resume.
>WE HAVE NOT CONDUCTED ANY NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE UNITED STATES DURING THE 31 DAYS OF THE WAREven if they are lying this is some god-tier trolling of the orange migger
>>62053706you get minimal returns and higher cost of living to offset. enjoy
>>62053666Seriously who has fun waiting 10minutes for their turn to play a fucken land when someone is already mana ramping with sol rings and shit. I remember seeing someone drop Priest of Titania and Exploration into big heavies when I had 2 lands on board. Then I tried to make a deck dark ritual. I played it turn one then proceeded to get shocked to death by 5 players. Fuck MTG as a whole. It’s nothing like it used to be
This explains a lot about today
My put options ran up so high I'm just going to let the casino close them for me, fuck 'em boss.
Four more days till we reach peace in the middle east again, until then obliteration and destruction the likes of the world has never seen before
>>62053697lol you need to break out of the matrix dummy. presidents are just puppets since the 1960s
>>62053710their entire country is in shambles they'll say anything to calm them down
>>62053671>>62053690>t. posting from tel-aviv bunker with highspeed ethernetkike
>>62053710Lying is a sin in the Bible and the Qoran, but not in the Talmud. You should be max long on oil right now.
>>62053715Would.
>>62053697>turn on israelthat'll be the day he's assassinated for real
i am seeing some insider buying for some reason what do you think the announcement tonight is going to be? looks like big order blocks are forming someone knows soemthing. should i short oil before market close?
>>62053682>its LE SCRIPT BROOOyeah im not buying that sorry biden was egged by israelis multiple times to start this war but he didnt take the bait. and as senile as biden is, he's nowhere near as much of a complete retard as trump however. and trump is equally as senile atp.>>62053679was never a MAGAtard, but honestly i thought all those stupid crazy thing he said were just for media sensationalism. i would never expect him to actually believe the bullshit he spouts.
>>62053710they have incentive to be ambiguous, they have to manage their own population and perceptions of china, their economic sabotage strategy also benefits from opacity and deceit.>>62053714the worst part about mtg is and always will be other mtg players. i just play online now. save time, save money, play what i want.
Moisturized In my laneFlourishing
>>62053724muslims get to lie to further the advance of islam, better push for an islamic reformation if you want that to be true
Fuck Donald Trump.Fuck kikes.Fuck sandniggers.
>>62053710You forgot the word DIRECT. May change a thing or two.
There is nothing that can fix this now
>>62053731>this retard still believes in team blue vs team redbro you are too far gone into the matrix you need to just stay there. good job you are right please vote democrat and lets replace drumpf with a based and awesome newsom for a totally different form of government that will benefit le people
>>62053724I've never seen a Jewish person chant death to America, chop someone's head off, or put a baby in an oven boss.
>>62053737Big if true.
/smg/ - sandniggers politics general
Trump got fed up and just killed the people he was negotiating with because they were wasting his time
Tech bros, look at this.https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/google-just-announced-really-bad-news-micron-and-sandiskTaking this long to write anything about it. This is why we shouldn't rely on brokers to curate or deliver our news.
>>62053745it's the things they don't say, like when american soldiers are dying for israel, you would think they would extend the same saying to the people dying for them, like when a jewish soldier or hostage died and they would say "may their memory be a blessing" or not denouncing the term goy or flat out lying and saying it's meant in a positive way
>MU pumpingbobos lost
>>62053733I went full boomer and started collecting cards that I enjoy looking at and owning. Never understood why people collected them and never played but I do now. However I do keep a expensive homebrew modern deck in case this YN’s want to get active
>>62053745uh huh
>>62053745They suck on baby foreskins instead.
>>62053745Thanks Baggler, but there are videos of Netanyahu on multiple occasions calling for the United States to be used by israel until destroyed. Everyone ITT should be max long on oil.
Die SOXL die
>>62053755old news also a compression algorithm doesn't move the needle data centers are growing faster than this improves efficiency meaning memory needs are exponentially increasing nothing will change this fact in the foreseeable future
>>62053755top lol. The msm is literally a goy filter isn't it? Make the money, then let the goyim know about the past trade
>>62053751Is that the excuse they are rolling with? There never were any negotitations to begin with
>>62053758hahahahahahaja get fucked baras
>>62053751It would be incredible if such a thing was true. .Oh, wait.
>>62053675>>62053714>>62053666Just play with preconstructed decks prepared by one person. Everytime you meet a different person will hand out decks for everyone. Simple as. You can also experiment with formats like Jumpstart or Wizard's Tower. Don't let corporate dictate your play experience.
>>62053724>>62053737>>62053746taqiyya
>>62053771Aren't they refering to the negociators they bombed to start the war?
I am so sickened by my positions that I might not even look at them tomorrow. Holy hell.
>>62053714>Seriously who has fun waiting 10minutes for their turn to play a fucken land when someone is already mana ramping with sol rings and shit. I remember seeing someone drop Priest of Titania and Exploration into big heavies when I had 2 lands on board. Then I tried to make a deck dark ritual. I played it turn one then proceeded to get shocked to death by 5 players.This is a remarkable string of gibberish to me.
>>62053760>cards enjoy looking atbased childlike wonder
>chip shortage may be overOh please make it true. I want to buy a PC without competing for price for overpaying AI companies.
>>62053786Pretty sure it's weeb shit. It's usually weeb shit when this gibberlicious.
>>62053755It doesn't really effect the memorandum of understanding between the memory guys and Open AI and that's what drives speculation on MU. Quantization is for after you've baked the AI model. The AI retards are in the business of training those monkeys where you still need all the rams.
I'm long oil, but should I also be short dollar?
>>62053792Not only is it not over it's getting worse. They're buying up all the cpus now too
>>62053727I'll allow it, right after the warheads separate from the bus and begin thier re entering phase over tel aviv.
>>62053798That'll be post-war.
>>62053530Which one of you fags told me to buy Lululemon. Just crash the SP to 577 already so I can sell and cycle into upro. What a terrible hold.
OY VEY PULL UP GOYIM PULL UP
I'm so glad i sold my /mu/ last week as it was 30 dollars away from my entry price.
>>62053806>I heard you're a Lululemon bagholder now Father
>>62053797Yeah, it's not like "AI" has a training quota to meet. This is like someone discovering a more efficient way to turn oil into plastic: Oil companies arn't gonna start shorting themselves, they'll just use the method to produce more from the same stock.
>>62053799Oh god, please, no. Am I asking for way too much? GPU's, RAM, CPU's. Will the suffering ever be over?
>>62053793are magic cards a japanese thing? i never made that connection. some of my school mates played the game but i never saw the appeal as they didn't wager any money on the games. if there's no gambling i'm not interested in card games of any sort. one friend wanted to play cash games with me in chess but he was very good at chess and i was not.
>>62053768Oh, I wasn't saying memory demand had dropped or normalized, prices would have dropped back down if it were the case. But if the money moves like it did, we still lose.
retard market
>>62053790why you posting slop
>>62053560Tell him picks and shovels. ANET and CRDO.
>>62053798Jared Kushner
>>62053812going forward, leading edge chips will all be consumed by ai
this is an efficient marketif you have a problem then seethe more
>>62053813bro cropped the shit out of that gamestop meme, just post the whole thing it's probably still relevant
>>62053815>are magic cards a japanese thingNo idea. I just assumed all gibberish posting is weeb shit and 99% of the time it is.
>>62053715theonion was supposed to be parody, not a playbook
Insider have bought the bottom.Green beam is coming...
bouncing from level 9 fear to level 8 and back
>>62053639Sure, kid.
>>62053792theres a chip surplus beacuse nobody is using this trash for anything bproductive and the companies are going out of business because they dont generate revenue so will be selling chips on the market in firesale auctions
>>62053820that was a real card they made
ngl this doesnt feel like winning.
>>62053810At least im subsidizing amazing asses.
>SPY moved a full point down over the span of the dayRetail selling off?
>>62053842
>>62053844I think even the algo bots are getting fatigue
>>62053843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnYoFmBagmk
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62053853
>>62053853pathetic relief rally failure
well, lads after holding my funds for a while the last 4 months have completely wiped any gain i had and put me in the red. dont even know what the fuck to do now. think its time to just pull out completely. is there even anything worth investing in right now or is it just going to keep crumbling for the foreseeable future?
>>62053853>-4.12%
>>62053853-1
>>62053853today was good. thanks for asking boss
>>62053815gambling was literally written into the rulebook since the beginning. if you are playing mmagic cards the real way you are supposed to put up an ante before each game of a card from your collection and the winner gets the other players cardHow to Select Ante in MTG:Agree First: All players must agree to play with this optional rule.The Procedure: Before drawing your starting hand, you must move the top card of your library into a public "ante zone".The Selection: The card is chosen randomly by taking the top card of your library, not by looking through your deck, unless a card specifically dictates otherwise.Ownership: The winner of the match keeps all cards in the ante zone permanently, according to the original rules.
>>62053853I don't even want to look
at least we kept the Dow green#winning
>>62053851Kek, I need to watch this. Blackbooks is one of my goats. It, faulty towers, and reddwarf are all I've seen.
>>62053853+0.2%
>>62053853Today: -0.54%This Month: -12.54%This Year: -19.52%Could've been worse
>>62053853-2.58% today-19.92% total
>>62053864I see. Then my school friends were pussies as I have long suspected.
>>62053857The pump is going to be super fast and hard, unless boots are on the ground so maybe go cash but be aware and patient. You can buy 24 hour markets now.
https://scryfall.com/sets/sld?as=grid&order=setHere have a list of 2400 slop cards, not counting TMNT, Avatar, or Ninja Turtles
>>62053864no wait you're talking about gambling other cards. if there is no hard currency in the ante it is, pointedly, pussy shit.
>>62053853I don't even check anymore. I already know it went down again
Ready for the after-market carnage?
>>62053853+0.09%
>>62053853I stopped tracking shit.I'll sit half in cash until this shit is over
>>62053853My G*mestop is +0.77% and +18.75% overall
>>62053840It's too bad lots of cards now are mechanically good (and I don't mean complex mechanics on one card, but just simple and modular mechanics) but absolutely gone thematically. Some newer cards are still okay tho https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/80/damnAnd some cards were always pretty woke even back in late 2000s
>>62053876I think TMNT was the best MTG set to be released since War of the Spark boss.
>>62053876>not counting TMNT>or Ninja Turtlesanon, I...
>>62053853>my account-4.63%>bot account+0.31%
>>62053878well theres nothing stopping you from doing that. you could easily each throw in a $20 bill to the pot and whoever wins the game takes it. it gets fun when you play in larger games instead of just 1v1.
>>62053853+14%Sold my soxs calls too early thoThat might put me over 50% ytd been too busy to watch the lines today
+0.74%. Thanks to BigOils.
>>62053890I meant to type Final Fantasy
>>62053853+2.66%We do a little shorting
>>62053853Today: -0.20%YTD: -2.06%I'm beginning to think this war might not be a good thing.
>>62053853I'm almost fully sidelined and have been since December. Hardly even notice what going on right now.Getting very excited for a TQQQ entry at $15.
>>62053884the question should be asked, how did Buffett know?
>>62053654If Trump wants to end this war he should say that Iran can toll the strait but the tolls will be split 3 days, US, Iran, and Gulf partners + Israel.Nominally the funds will be used to repair assets but there will be no sunset or requirement to invest them in destroyed infrastructure, just a perpetual tax on goods moving through at $3m per day priced in USD. He can say he "won" because he set up some hugely illegal arrangement that will nonetheless bring in $100-150m per day to the US treasury. It also creates and incentive to not restart the war as they will all come to rely on the revenues as a passive source of income. Conditions could be on non-nuclear proliferation and an end to proxy network support and some kind of arms control agreements.Of course that means Israel doesn't get what it wants (the complete destruction or subversion of Iran), but it would bring in some incentive to keep the peace in the middle east long-term.
>>62053880they're gonna announce ground ops now that the time is convenient i can feel it actual readiness be damned, they're gonna do a special military operation and everything's going fucking sideways then, right before the markets open tomorrow, he's gonna trooooth about "war is winning bigly" and the markets will rally for like 5 minutes, as usual
>>62053857>is there even anything worth investing in right nowBNO calls. You can make it all back in one trade.
>>62053853All cash. Loving life. Wish you were here.I have to get a tank of gas today though probably. ¡Ay Caramba!
>>62053890>>62053876i just ignore everything that happened after 4th edition and play with my friends using pre-5th edition cards and rules. when wizards got taken over by far left liberals and trannies the game went downhill
>>62053853Down 0.57%, 32k.I bought TQQQ at the top this morning...
>>62053903Reported for anti semitismYou're going to jail if you live in Florida
>>62053844Foreign countries dumping US assets to pay for oil and market makers who are the most short gamma they’ve ever been as of the weekend.
>>62053853+0.41%
>>62053811MU is still exposed to the cloud provider demand possibly waning.With how battered software is I think the contradiction between software/silicoln companies is what setup MU's bear. It can only go so long because they're like 40% of order demand. The headline is breaking that camel back.I'm still bag holding MU personally but it's really fucking hedged and partially liquidated.
>>62053902insider knowledge, it's how he's always operatedyou don't believe he made his fortunes forensically poring over the fundamentals do you lmao?
>>62053853I was worried over losing 20k by buying pltr at the top, but this oil rally has made that back and more
What percentage of my portfolio should oil be, and which tickers? Shill me, oilmen
>>62053733>muh ambiguous Their nightly refinery blowup on the other Gulf states they do is not ambiguous at all.
hope you bought the dipmark my words, the bottom is in
>>62053853Been sitting in cash since last week
cash gang how we feeling
>>62053790Terrible Rhystic Study art, I fucking hate i pulled one.
>>62053907so Trump's entire effort and time now is to manage markets to stop them from tanking. It's beyond retarded
>>62053932(Man) I feel like a woman
>>62053853-1.19%, because VG sold off today on positive news
>>62053907There is still space for a deal down the road after enough pain.In spite of the political nonsense and propaganda, not that many Israeli civs have been killed by Iranians, and no that many Iranian civs have been killed by Israel.This is a power struggle for regional dominance and can price itself out of being worth continuing (for now).This is of course opposed to Lebanon and Gaza, where there will never be a deal and it’s just a matter of time until there all gone after oct 7
PEACE DEAL REACHED! MIGGERSISTERS WE WON!
>>62053928I will buy Fridays dip. Not before.
>>62053938i disagree, that one means a lot to me
>>62053932Just chilling. I will buy some ETFs next week though and will continue in 2 week intervals
>>62053853+1.45%Still 50% cash
>>62053932Feeling great. Not time to deploy yet.DXY still climbing, stocks still falling, AI bubble not popped yet, Red Sea not choked yet.Might not be buying anything until December.
>>62053902The same way I knew. By not being retarded (big requirement, very rare) and by opening my eyes.
>>62053917That makes sense, pretty much everything was dumping
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Mr president, open up this hormussy .
>>62053956you only knew because Buffett gave you a noise, not the signal. The signal is what he understood as a greater israel plan and a timeline for Iran attack
>oil touching $105mooning right nowhighest it's been in weeks since the immediate spike when this started
>>62053853I made 5k last week and got HEEMED on $GUSH calls today so lost 1700$ overall up 3kish
>daily gains already gone againguess we're in for another -5 to -7% week.
>>62053853+4.99% up but feels like shit because I had an awful last week and the stuff I care about (my calls) aren't getting better.
>>62053853-2.99% today-27.29% totalEnd me
>>62053966>10% off ATHSo nothing is happening and is a scamwick to catch out to retards
>>62053903Why would Iran agree with that? They want war, it's the USA and allies who want it to end. They currently have a toll that is paid to them only, why suddenly accept to share it with others?
>>62053976Because they want a permanent end to the war/settlement and something that's credible/long lasting
>>62053959I fart in your general direction.
>>62053965Buffet has been cash gang for like 5 years bro
>>6205359 You have to go back to lebdit.>>62053745>put a baby in an ovenWho did that?
>105
>>62053853Today: +0.71%This week: +0.70%This year: -3.16%t. index fag
>>62053973seems pretty robust to me
>>62053992>put a baby in an oven>Who did that?Kuwait did but the Iraqis bayonetted it.
>>62053994fuck it im leaving this planet
I see a similar pattern to what happened nearly a year ago during Trump's tariff sell-off.However, I am not buying the dip yet. Trying to time the bottom of a selloff is often a sucker's bet, but I'm more than happy to take this one. Why?So far, I am not seeing any signs of capitulation. Since the war began, the SPY hasn't seen a single 2% drop in one day. Let alone a 4% drop like in April last year. On top of that, the S&P 500 is still in a very awkward place right now from a technical perspective, with poor breadth in pretty much all sectors except energy (meaning oil and gas, Uranium has been cratering the past 60 days) so if this is the real bottom, then its a fucking kiddie pool instead of the marina trench. This is prime time for cash reserves and trimming winners, MU and WD for instance were trimmed at the beginning of March.
>>62053992I'm about to put a baby in your oven babe
>>62053976>They want waryeah because war is a means to achieve a specific goal, which in the case of Iran is stuff like ending the sanctions, end to attacks from the US and Israel, etc. They don't just want war for no reason other than that they just love war.
>>62053980Last time they tried to negotiate their negotiators got killed. I don't think they're gonna accept a deal this time around because the deal proposed here is:>you already have a toll on the strait and you're being bombed while also bombing others>give up bombing others and exclusiveness on the strait toll and in exchange you're probably gonna get bombed again anyway whenever Israel decides it's time, or they randomly kill your next leaderWould be dumb for Iran to accept.
>>62053992>who did that?Same guy who managed to process 1000000000 jews through a single kitchen oven im ww2
Got soxl and soxs
>>62054005What Iran wants most of all is diplomatic and economic normalization with the world
Can /smg/ do some math?A VLCC tanker carries 2 million barrels of oil.Japan is currently releasing 80 million barrels of oil, which is enough to cover 45 days of consumption.To replace Middle Eastern barrels, Japan is sending tankers to the US Gulf to load.The round trip Japan-USG is 90 days.How many tankers would they need?Then I will tell you how many tankers Japan is actually sending.
>>62054010Lmao you misspelled nukes (to bomb israel)
>>62054010Exactly, they want to destroy Israel.
>>62054005These were similar terms given to the Japs in WW2, they refused and then Hiroshima and Nagasaki were bombed (along with a Soviet invasion of Manchuria).
>>62054010I hope you're right but I think this time has long passed
>>62054015I mean the Israelis often say they want to destroy Iran so its not like its an unreasonable counter demand.
News from Iran trickles in but since the weekend, I’ve seen a lot of good news for operation epic fury. Today’s news was the most promising. A lot of commanders are leaving their posts. C2 is rapidly collapsing.
>>62053909>All cash. Loving life. Wish you were here.
>>62054001the tariffs were done and undone with the stroke of a pen, you can't unblow up oil and gas infrastructure by TACOingthe fact the market has slowly come down to this level also makes it stickier to turn around, there will be no bull run after the immediate bounce - which won't actually be that bigthe issues of high oil prices and all of the other scarcities this will cause will weigh down the economy for many months... capitulation would have been better for a quick recovery, this is way deeper
>>62054012They would need 200 tankers boss, but they only have 5.
>>62054019kek, this>we want to completely erase them from existence>... but only because they said they want to erase us from existence firstt. both sides
Trump should stop negotiating and just blow them up already. Iran is clearly delusional believing they have any sort of ability to agree to their terms. If that's the case just blow them up already, take their oil and cuck their country for good. You're stalling and we all know by now.
>>62054016>they refusedExactly my point. I see history repeating itself here.>>62054019That's another thing, assuming Israel would agree to such a peace plan in the first place. Sharing a toll with Iran? Israel? Doubt it.
>>62054028They would need 80They are sending 6
>>62054039We should just build some ships and sell them to our friends in Nippon so they can buy our oil boss.
>>62054033>Trump should stop negotiating and just blow them up already.He's been doing this from the start. There are no negotiations.
>>62054045There are plenty of ships, there's not enough oilPic related. 5% of the VLCC fleet is currently empty in the Red Sea outside Yanbu, waiting for their turn to load.Plenty of ships. Not enough oil.If the Houthis strike now, 5% of the global fleet could be almost stranded. They can get out via the north route (Suez) but not laden. Too big.
> futures
>>62054016Japan in WW2 has no comparison to Iran except for unconditionnal surrender. Prior to that, the US Navy spent 4 years destroying the IJN, and the Marines took all their conquests with a heavy blood toll. By 1945 the US had the world's largest fleet and extensive island hopping experience. Also most Japanese cities were ashes due to incendiary bombs and wooden houses. Before the war, they also depended on American resources, shortages which also crippled them. Even against this cripple the US had to fight hard for victoryCompare to Iran who has had no incursions recently, is already tarriffed to death by the US and is just starting to get bombed.
>>62054033kek Iraq was invaded and baghdad fell in a far shorter time than this 'special operation' has taken so far, and they were still in iraq many years laterthis isn't wrapping up quick if you try it that way
>>62054050if you're just going to deny facts why bother you're not interested in having a conversation. do you have some inside source to share that everyone doesn't know? no? you got nothing? ok got it bye
>>62054054What if they just added water to the oil so we could fill more ships boss?
>>62053553>>62054020However many friends and family you've lost to Iranian missiles still isn't enough. Max long on oil.
>>62054064Not to mention Iraq started with almost 1 million soldiers and an international coalition
>>62053853lost forty bucks
>>62054064these are different times. we have far more sophisticated tech. it's how we were able to go in and immediately wipe out all their ships and planes as well as their suprememe leader and the next supreme leader with ease. the only question is why we're stalling
>>62054066If you're just going to believe trump who tells HUGE FUCKING WHOPPING LIES constantly then I don't know what to tell you.
>>62054039What are they gonna do? No way to turn back on the taps in a quick manner.
From what I can see the entire pro-invasion plan is that we just need to bomb a little harder than we did in 2003 and then everything will be epic mealtime
>>62054066Even without the IDs it's pretty obvious when you're posting. They're sending tiktokers for internet "warfare" lmao, isn't real must be getting desperate
it is over
people are acting like today was a bloodbath when were unchanged from fridaytomorrow is the real pain. oil 102 and climbing
>>62054072>the only question is why we're stallingGot any skin in the game? Are you going? Is your son?It's a fucking trap and America is going to pay a very high price. Stop being so fucking bloodthirsty from mummy's basement.
>>62054078Pretty much. Normies seem to think war is like an RTS, once you've bombed the enemy's base you win
>>62054072lmao these cope bots
>>62054073Fuck you and your Ayatollah.
>>62054066>if you're just going to deny factsThey lied, that's unacceptablet. both sides
>>62054084>>62054087it's a literal llm
>>62054073Iran is saying the same thing just to a different degree. there's clearly something going on. random example of many: >The comments by Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi suggested some willingness by Tehran to negotiate an end to the war if its demands were met, despite an initial response that was negative as Iranian officials publicly poured scorn on the prospect of any negotiations with the U.S.trump isn't really lying on the main points we're doing exactly as stated
don't worry, just trust the plan
>>62054072The US army is so strong, they'll wipe out the iranians when they get serious. you should enlist so you can see it happening and get dibs on the war spoils
>>62054085So does Hegseth since his idea of the fog of war is straight out of a video game. Explains a lot about the US's strategy
>>62054057A military historian said recently that the coming military operation against Iran in terms of weapon systems and general strategic position reminded him strongly of the Battle of Okinawa, which was an incredibly costly battle for both sides.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Okinawahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwKoSoXnX7w
>>62054091lol why do they intentionally want to draw the ire of the public. its like everything they do is scripted to intentionally do this
>>62054093Their demands include removal of US presence in the ME and trading oil without the USD, so fat chance lol
>>62054091You think they would do that? Just go on TV and tell lies?
>>62054089Wind your neck in faggler.
>>62054076They have to extend the SPR releases. They released 45 days worth which ends in early May.Unless Hormuz reopens in the next ~5 days they must extend the SPR release, there's not enough time to get oil to Japan after that.But SPR is not infinite, and neither is Russian and Iranian floating oil which is what India is using to survive.
>>62054072kek the leader was literally at his home where he had always lived and knew US/Israel knew he lived there.... it wasn't some big brain 'we got him' accomplishmentthe US aren't fighting in terrain like this without a bloodbath
>>62054104I'm actually quite content with the status quos boss.
>>62054098Not even Okinawa, that was late war when the Japs couldn't even send out ships or planes. Given the US Army's extensive experience fighting random farmers, this is gonna be more lile Guadalcanal
>>62054100the point is they're clearly attempting to negotiate the only difference is the spin on it. the question is why we're stalling.
>>62054091this "leaders" grift will wear out soon as well in that iran has worked without one for years already. why us goyim would literally believe anything but that the third largest oil producer would not be yielded to the usa by china or russia. once americans realize how stupid they've been for decades there'll either be nukes over denial or actual ceasefires
>>62054093Yes, that's not negotiation. Accept my demands or fuck off. That's demanding.
>>62054111idk man. i say bomb em all and send in the marines oorah
>>62054115You're not even American. Long oil.
american goyim and their denial will never not be insane to witness. no wonder iran ceased negotiations and now zogbots will die
>>62054106Why would they want to fight in that part, there's nothing there, and I mean nothing there, there aren't even any people to kill there. Just blow up all the electrical and oil shit, then blow up the desalination plants, drop some poison in every lake, and call it a fucking day boss.
>>62054106we literally used clause ai to orchestrate the attacks that all decimated their targets. this technology is many orders of magnitude more sophisticated than anything we ever had before.>The U.S. military was able “to strike a blistering 1,000 targets in the first 24 hours of its attack on Iran” thanks in part to its use of artificial intelligence, according to The Washington Post. The military has used Claude, the AI tool from Anthropic, combined with Palantir’s Maven system, for real-time targeting and target prioritization in support of combat operations in Iran and Venezuela.you can be anti ai all you want but it doesn't change facts
>>62054119why would you risk israeli lives when there are so many marines? its literally their job stop bitching
>>62054119Oh, the amerians wouldnt mind that. They'd love to die for Israel!
>>62054119get in the box or you are an antisemite
it probably went a little something like this
>>62054124>buy my stocks goy>>62054126>go die for me goy
>>62054124>Claude: fuck that school in particular
>>62054127>>62054130doubting the marines is antisemitic, they literally have laser guns that can kill the enemy 500 km away. trust me the government is hiding secret weapons like this and is waiting for the right moment to reveal
>>62053966We're perfectly following the timeline
>>62054133aha yes I'm sure palantir maven is just a meme and their entire operation is fraudulent the truth is we just randomly bomb things and hope it hits something because Jews!
Aragchi is trying to get gulf states to "defect" from US/jew influence and join them as "arabs". To me, this is a dent in the armor or Iran. The first major dent ive detected. Not like they would after the current events. Could just be my autisim.
>>62054139t.cia
>>62053634>inflation
>>62054135the whole of the marines are about one to ten drone deaths away from pointing those secret guns at jews
>>62054140lol you didn't see trump speaking at the giin forum in miami where he said MBS is kissing his assThe gulf states are whipped. Long israel, they planned this out perfectly
>>62054012>>62054039Do you have the news on these 6 tankers? This seems...very worrying to say the least
>>62054149Yea, thats why when I see Iran making those statements it hits me like they are desperate. Come on guys, p p p please.
>>62054149and if no one did?
How likely is it that Trump will end up impeached? I would not have thought it'd happen, but by the way things are progressing people may get pretty pissed.
>>62053792Bull profits are gone, but you can still short, and have been able to short for a while to attempt to subsidize your purchase using the offending companies indirectly. I can't, I was suddenly a baggie and can't take any risk or don't want to. It'll reverse as soon as I do.
>>62054158Next to none. Republicans fear being killed by their cultist constituents if they go against Trump and the rest are diehard miggers
>>62054158even if trump is impeached blue AIPAC will continue supporting israel
>>62054152https://www.jmd.co.jp/article.php?no=313854They'll just extend the SPR releases. So it's "fine". As long as Hormuz is resolved before they run out.
>>62054152Unless they figure how to teleport 5% of all existing tankers to Japan that's likely all they can send. And if you're considering supertankers that becomes 50%
>>62054152It's ok. They can just send the 6 tankers multiple times.Isn't math fun?
>>62054154They don't seem desperate to me.
Why did oil producers go down today?
>>62054158Chinese intelligence thinks the Iran War is going to spark a civil war in the US, and they've been right about everything so far. He'll probably try to cancel the midterms. Long physical deens.
>>62054171let me buy up all your worthless oil company stocks goy the strait is open hajahajaha
>>62054169because turdies never, ever posture
>>62054171There has to be oil to produce keklmao.
>>62054064>Iraq was invaded and baghdad fell in a far shorter timeit wasn't an islamic government. which was part of the reason the muslims in Iraq wanted Saddam gone. not conforming to Shariah.people are forgetting something. Iran's government top to bottom are devout muslims working and fighting for a Shariah compliant government they don't want to end.
>>62054171they will keep going down in dollars until either the usa takes over iran or makes a deal for iran not to interfere with the two producers with highest volumes of oil reserves
>>62054171Mine went up 2.05%. It's on the FTSE though. Will give it back tomorrow possibly.
>>62054174His geopolitics and game theory are on point, but he's also pushing actual conspiracy theories like the moon landing being false. I'm pretty sure he's a CCP plant to garner sympathy with magatards (the actual retards who believe Fox)
>>62054176Your over reliance on buzzwords makes you government shills extremely easy to filter. Long oil.
>>62054174>physical deens.Mackerel fillets>deensNo bones.
>>62054135i dont doubt the military but its more like i doubt that a ground invasion will quickly resolve things and bring peace and stability and a general positive economic climate is all.energy was already a problem and now the world collectively will be producing less of it at maximum output for the next few years until the damaged infrastructure can be fixed
>>62054184>nuh uh u work 4 gubmentkill yourself tenement dweller
>>62054179>they are dumb religious fundamentalists ok?>the usa is notyou can't keep falling for those in 2026 anon
So I'm trying to do some market forward thinking here. Should I stocks of companies that build oil and gas infrastructure or shipbuilders who build super tankers? With all that shit getting blown up their order books should get filled pretty soon.
>>62054174>I base my opinion on some pol schizo who predicted the start of the semi accurately and has gotten nothing right past the startxD
>>62054176And orange niggers don't lie, fuck everything they touch up and taco?In between fucking kids of course.
>>62054192no you moron who's gonna order ships when there's nothing to ship and no ports to sail to?
>>62054188>the world collectivelyspeak for yourself>>62054189glowie btfo
>>62054171Profit taking
>>62054169Yea it does. They are calling for unity between them and the gulf states. Thats desperation. If he took that part out of his statement, it would be much better. But he did the "we are brothers and we are more trustable than the agressors" bit. He fucked up. Classic blunder.
>>62053654I just can't with the orange nigger bros. He needs to just shut the fuck up for one day.
the average American is too lazy to make a cup of coffee and a sandwich so they go to Starbucks and McDonald's and you think they're going to start a civil war just lmao it's gonna be a few trannies and magatards throwing poo at each other
>>62054198Surely eventually it will end and ships are going to ship stuff again.
>>62054192I think there will be a comeback in Atlantic oil and gas after this. Anywhere but the gulf.But this might be a "day after" play. It doesn't happen overnight.I've had my eye on $RIG and $GLNG for a while, but I think I missed the boat because the Iran war supercharged both.
>>62054200This was my guess/hopePussies if so since we are only getting started
>>62054199feel free to tell us where more oil production can come from that was just magically not being used all this time. ill wait
>>62054201appeals to language when translated and posted on jew media won't work bot. no one capable of to have shot down an awacs gets desperate but why would you want to have shilled it?
>>62054201Making overtures to your enemies allies after their allie just publicly mocked them is desperate?I'd call it sensible. Nothing to lose, everything to gain. Cost? 5m typing a tweet.
>>62054091>lying to the US>stringing us along>kill themI wonder if anyone will apply this logic to Donald "No New Wars" Trump
stocks?
>UAE says everything's fine>Satellite views tells that 10% of their production is at least zero for the nest 6-12 monthsOh noanyway, I sure hope you're not that "kek oil baggies" baggieKEK
>>62054211the world is not you. that you didn't think russia and china knew exactly how many liters of oil would not have been transported by an american operation in iran is on you. foresight is the death of baggies
>>62054174China is operating under the false premise that the United States is still a white country and not a country beat down to a fraction of what it once was, americans didn't go to war when their auto industry was destroyed and shipped overseas, americans didn't go to war when their tech sector was handed over to scamming indians, americans didn't go to war over it's media being turned into jewish brainwashing etc etc to go to war you need men and all of those are dying for israel right now
>>62054158Republicans could lose midterms in record blowouts and unless Dems get the full supermajority in the senate there's STILL no way Republicans would vote to convict.
>>62054216lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>62054221>China is operating under the false premisehello cia. 4chan's very own spy posting classified information for free. what is the average bust size for bugwomen on the ccp's cabinet?
>>62054220>russians>knowing anythinglmao
>>62054174>civil warlol this is the most unified America has ever been on an issue93% of Americans do not support boots per Reuters/Ipsos.
>>62054171My TotalEnergies are up BIGLY though?Oh wait, maybe because my CEO is not a retard buying the white house lieshttps://www.ft.com/content/eba87bd4-7e55-4a7b-b14c-71bf486bfd31?syn-25a6b1a6=1https://www.euronews.com/business/2026/03/30/totalenergies-made-1bn-profit-from-middle-east-oil-bet-as-war-disrupts-prices>TotalEnergies made $1bn profit from Middle East oil bet as war disrupts prices>The French energy giant is reported to have dominated the Middle East crude market in March, snapping up dozens of oil cargoes as wartime disruptions created a historic opening for traders.>The French oil giant's traders purchased around 70 cargoes of crude produced in the United Arab Emirates and Oman available to load in May — more than double its purchases in February — according to a person close to the company cited by the FT.>Potentially the biggest oil bet ever made
>>62054182>actual conspiracy theoriesHave you ever seen the press conference with the two astronauts that where on the moon, after the moon landing? Watch that and tell me that's the energy and spirit of a white male who has just been on the moon.
>>62054233keep asking questions anon
If Trump decided to withdraw today and Iran suddenly reopened the Strait how long would it take the economy to recover?
>>62054213What is being shilled faggot? How am I a bot? You cant even have a conversation because the aluminum foil is wrapped to tightly. He fucked up. Its a dent in the armor. He should have left that part out. I dont have a dog in the fight other than wanting my stocks to go back to normal and to me, this is a signal.
>>62054240less than 24 hours. attention span is sub zero
>>62054235What happens if they can't load it?
>>62054236Anon, they especially take total NPC robots to go to the moon. That way they know they won't fuck it up.
>>62054240with iran charging tolls in yuan and with oil trades settled in yuan maybe a decade before an actual war with china would have had anything would have been "recoverable". there isn't how to have "come back" from a loss of iran or of hormuz since oil is a scarce resource
>>62054242>buzzword by the end and lack of conjunctions throughoutbeep boop to you too llm
>>62054245Look at where Oman is for starters and ponder why their oil is worth so much these days. And for the 4 or 5 tankers that are on the UAE side, nothing a few toll bucks can't solve, literally pocket money compared to the high value cargo that was bought at salesprice, and who wares when the price is locked in at the lowest in months anyway.
>went for a shower>nobody has bakedffs, do i need to do it again?
>>62054236You're retarded if you expect 3 guys who shared a tiny capsule for a week and are reacclimating to gravity to even sound enthusiastic
>>62054248They said that tolls will be in their own currency, cheeky
>>62054258just let it fade away
give me a reason why I don't put most of my port in USO right nowsome of you faggots told me not to when it was at 100 saying it would never be 130 ground troops on iran and its going to 180
>>62054119Ok but with no sights whatsoever not even a flippy buis? Somebuddy crowdfund these poor doughboys some holochink red dots or something sheesh.
>>62054258last smg
>>62054260you believe what say? post bags
This is it. This is the final /smg/. Goodbye!Also VIX over 30
>>62054263>USOGODS
>>62054247Cope, it's a movie set. It was to win a propaganda war. Could we go of we wanted? Sure. But calling it a conspiracy theory is bullshit. Saying Lizard people rule the world is a conspiracy theory.
>>62054267>>62054267>>62054267>>62054267NEW BAKE
another year of trump craters the economy a month before my shit enters LTCG.... guess I'll be ready for it next time
>>62054255Fujairah is for the Saudi pipeline though, isn't it? By may it's highly likely that entire region will be ablaze in a full on war.
>>62054220i said feel free and you gave a no-answer. i win. still waiting btw
