I want to buy this house. How long will it take?
>>62053692if you contact them now expect closing to take 4-6 weeks.
how can I play a bid for $19.32 on the property.
34 millions for this shit?poor muttshttps://www.bellesdemeures.com/annonces/vente/tt-2-tb-13-pl-31680/264037147/#?m=search_to_detail
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAthis is desperate.OPS shill thread translated>P-Please have demand for my boomer box>Its the collateral that keeps the ponziconomy from collapsingeh no, not until BoomerX is dead and every banker from clerk to board hanged and their families disemboweled together with the BoomerX polity
I’d never spend so much on a house like that, even if I’m super richI’d just go with a house in an upper middle class neighborhood for like 4 or 5 millionanything beyond that is just a waste of money
>>62053711>>62053732>>62053734I like the inside, it feels Moorish in design
>>62053736Looking at the demographic evolution of the next 80 years, 5K or the equivalent of to months worth of cashflow is all I would be ready to spent on such a shitbox
>>62053736It's not a waste of money if you're rich enough to where 34 million doesn't matter
>>62055210>p-please buy my naturally devaluing bag>p-please gibs me cash for my retirement planno
>>62053734If OP was a rich boomer with $34m in property they wouldn't be here.
>>62053734Antisemitism is low IQ coded.
>>62053732Damn, the price per sqft on that Château is pretty decent actually. Upkeep is likely a nightmare.
>>62055588Those 34 million are a virtual valuation. It there is no buyer the real value is 0
>>62055651/r/im14andthisisdeep/
>>62055652You can fail mock as much as you like baggie. There was a boomer in my street who tried to sell his box for 2M, kept it that way for 5 years, no buyer. Then he lowered and lowered. He is dead, his children currently try to find a buyer. Its offered for 350k. Nobody wants it
>>62055672tavarisch are you experiencing a mental breakdown seeing a $34M property?now realize that the agent who will sell it will get $300k minimum for like a few days total worth of work lol
>>62053692>Home depot tier railings>Silly putty outdoor moulding>Random lantern>Exposed hose>Palm Beach, FL>Listed for >$2MThis house is absolute garbage. You are unironically brown for aspiring to live there.
>>62053692Why is it 34 million? Is Palm Beach like the best location in the world to live in???
>>62055683Its not going to be sold. It currently likely sits on some balance sheet and collaterizes a loan and if property around in the area starts to get sold for less, the virtual valuation changes, the loan no longer collateralized, forced liquidation, and price discovery which is probably 90% under the virtual valuation
>>62055699yeah the price history is kinda funny
>>62055697Its where all the rich (((Whites))) fled New York to
>>62055711Looks like a sub 10m sale then eventually.And funny that it tracks the agent misinputting an extra 0 back in 2018
>>62055711Yeah. That's obviously a collateral scam. I suppose the "buyers" are as virtual as the price. Probably company A and company B that are controlled by the same entity shifting virtual loans and property from sheet to sheet
>>62055719also in 2018 after they bought it for $4M they listed it for +50% 6 days later lolit was listed ever since
>>62055711Damn, I thought >>62055651 was just seething about property rich boomers but he was right on the money
>>62055736I have been watching this game now for 15 years. There is not just the now dead boomer that died miserably in his shack and his children having to deal with his crap investment decision getting extorted for property taxes, there are dozens of boomers that dreamed about making 10,000x on a concrete wood box and retire in the south Pacific that haven't found anybody stupid enough to buy their boxes. They are all going to dir in their shit boxes
>>62055745Well I will say I'm very glad I'm not a homeowner who needs to sell in this market.
>>62055747Its a buyers market, only that anybody with two braincells to rub together has no incentive to buy until the 2040s and the boomer overhang having completely crooked over and their off spring and the banks that sit on worthless property with no demand sell it for their real valuation, 90% lower. And even then. For the next 80 years maybe longer looking at younger GenZ family creation and likely GenA family creation boxes are not going to increase in demand
>>62055723Advanced Judaism
>>62055777It works as long as the private credit market isn't breaking, oops that happened this month
>>62053734I am noticing a pattern here,.all the 'boomer hate' posts have something to do with money, as if the poster is trying to incite some sort of class warfare
>>62055790Generational revenge. The BoomerX voted for 40 years straight to have his representatives use never to be born children to be collateral for his retirement plans and his profits in the past. The bill is due, the BoomerX wants to cash out, the Generational contract that was imposed gets null and voided and the debt the bastards imposed on the future repaid with their dead No mercy, they did not know mercy when they tried to roll over their liabilities on the future
>>62053692> Average persons income, about 697 years> Business persons income, 49 years> Wealthy plutocrat, 15 years> Ultra wealthy 10 minutes
>>62055711>he fucked it up and added an extra zero on 9/11(/2018)kek
>>62055711>I KNOW what I GOT
>>620536921 millisecond if you have a soul mate and take a shower so God literally makes use of those 7 beds and 11 baths
Would you skip inspection on a $34 mill home?
>>62055777Extreme judaism
>>62053692>palm beachYou'll be an outcast. Everyone there is old money and they will never let you in the club. You'll be terrorized by hoa Karens and ostracized.
>>62053692>Palm Beach You must be brown. Absolutely disgusting place
>>62053732i know France has a bunch half rotten Château for sale, but this looks pretty good actually.
>>62055686now you gonna tell me that THIS is not peak design??
>>62063038does it share a fucking wall?
>>62063047yeah, with an office.
>>62063058>spend 34m on a house>still have to listen to people slamming their car doors constantly
>>62063070the whole place looks like a repurposed shopping area. wtf is this architecture supposed to be.
