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why is brent and wti the same price now?
>>62054851because its crazy nigger tuesday time
Korea starts strong with a -4%. Will Japan be able to compete today with a measly -2%??
When is the market gonna crash so hard that we are all eating ants
is there any reality where oil goes down?
I am financially
>>62054858Am I the only one already eating ants
>>62054856oh no, korea is back to levels not seen since the beginning of february 2026, the horror
>>62054861
>>62054858Had an ant stirfry in Cambodia. It was pretty good. Bouncing tommorow, you have been warned.
>>62054851Markets are no longer rational.
Fuck trump and his corrupt jewish family
>>62054855
>>62054866post ewy bags
>>62054861When Iran gets what it wants or somehow they arent able to bomb a tanker in the strait.
>>62054858Soon I hope.
Why do we all have to be poorer because of conservatives bros? Please just ban any of them from ever voting again
>>62054873think its based he was able to rally markets consistently for weeks for profit
WTI Crude still creeping up. Does someone know something about the Red Sea getting blocked off?
Its too quiet...No news no tweets, the fog of war is heavy tonite.
>>62054877>a tankerI suspect this one was a warning. Being the biggest in the world and fully loaded. A statement of intent.
>>62054882nigger tuesday. know it. love it. respect it
>>62054877>When Iran gets what it wantsI have a feeling that this current situation is already exactly what it wants
>>62054878This makes my bussy so wet.>>62054879Fuck Trump but he has made me and my neoliberal peers rich with all these dips to leverage. Up from 600k to 5.2m.
Can Trump still redeem himself or is it ogre?
people think nukes are going to be usedthoughts
what are you wolves of wallstreet having for dinner? im eating an air fried spicy chicken patty and frozen vegetables
>>62054882Nothing yet, just talk by the Houthis. There's some speculation that Iran is pushing them to do it but nothing as of now.
>>62054890It was ogre 31 days ago. He will not be sitting president this time next year. We are entering a prolonged bear market. Financial news for the next 6 months will be negative.
>>62054890It's been over for a while now
Who TACOed now?
crazy kangaroo nigger action tonight
Who's smug now bubu?
>>62054890Oh there will be redeeming allright!
>market believing another headlinepfffffffffft dude i can't wait for news scraper algos to be completely unprofitable
>>62054899Nobody, we just blew up an enormous cache in Isfahan.Cope and seethe trannie. Trump won
>>62054908Not a pleasant day for you, is it?
oh maybe just a goofy move. point still stands, fuck faggy headline scarpers>>62054908repeat this every single thread and maybe the approval ratings will go back up
>>62054908cache of what
>Hegseth did insider trading>he put millions into IDEF which is down 15% since the start of the warWHAT A LIFE
>>62054908big winning>#OOTT | Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing To End War Without Reopening Hormuz – WSJ
what would a McDonald’s waifu look like
>>62054902Jeez, why did this guy get chosen again for VP?
how many of you got generationally shrekt because a taiwanese neckbeard larping as a white-haired anime girl told you to go all-in with leverage on obscure swedish laserbeam companies right at the start of the greatest energy shock in all human history (and possibly also ww3). be honest please.
>>62054912Schoolgirls
>>62054919I went all in on oil and gas when I saw Iran was able to take out US radar systems
>>62054918handpicked by peter thiel
Cramer calling the top for oil priceslooks like it's over, nothing to see here
>>62054924SIDES
so how does he manage to always make such statements when the market is down? This can't be a coincidence anymoreIt doesn't even matter what time, 6 in the morning, 8-9 in the evening.
i knew this shit was gonna happen but im still gonna have a hard time believing they will hold markets up for 12 hours, if they do my calls actually win for once
I don't care the world is ending, I'm going to slurp tomorrow:NVDAGOOGLMUAnd maybeIRENNBISASTSWhat are YOU gonna slurp smiggas?
>>62054916>listening to OOTTardsNah lmao
I boughted more index funds 2day |The more it goes down the more I buy =^.^=
>>62054916someone got very spooked by the WTI spike lmao
>>62054858Ants? Why not Haitian mudcakes for when food is largely unavailable?
>OOOOOOOOO
>>62054932I’ll be slurping a crisp Diet Coke as part of the McValue meal deal
>>62054924well arent you clever
>Trump told aides he is willing to end the US military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed - WSJBUY BUY BUY (jk)
new deal to end all deals just dropped
>>62054916>you're suppose to believe this is bullishis the market even going to exist by year end?
>Trump Tells Aides He’s Willing to End War Without Reopening Hormuz>Jim face
>>62054933it's almost certainly more market manipulation but the source is realhttps://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/trump-iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-ee950ad4
>>62054941McD is the only fast food place that has Coca Cola that tastes great, possibly even better than the original. Buy the original you fag.
>>62054934TIL there are now more index funds than stocks in the US.
What was the point
what was that?
>>62054908>we just blew up an enormous cacheOf children? It was a school, wasn't it?
>>62054908Once again, /smg/ panicans have no idea what they are talking about.We just hammered Iran. Markets love big booms. Iran will capitulate, probably by mid april.
>>62054945clearly this means oil is going to.. . get cheaper
>107 VIOLENTLY rejected Crisis: AVERTEDDrumpf: VICTORIOUS
Just in: >Trump told aides he is willing to end the US military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed - WSJ
>>62054917Fat and greasy, like a female trump.
what happend?
The rambling facebook boomer levels in the thread are at critical levels.Cut it out /smiggers/.>on topicMy stocks = GoodYour stocks = Poopoopeepee
>>62054961they pumped futas so rich fucks can sell into it
>>62054844Anyone injected themselves with GHK-CU peptides from China before? Is my stomach supposed to be killing me 10 hours latter?
OIL up>futuresup
isn't it funny how the market STILL MOVES when Trump says something?
>>62054932Not slurping nothing till Thursday close.
wtf are even aides?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SbUt1-N-TU
>>62054968it actually doesnt. it only moves in overnight trading where theres no volume. every single time its been sold off by the next daythis might be sold off even sooner
>>62054967
>>62054971You lost
>>62054956Yes, yes. Big booms were had. But what is it?Will it open the strait?
>>62054970it's that gay disease from the 80s
>>62054974i have calls, i get gayed every time
>>62054969I got 400k ready to go when the sp500 hits 10% down but the stupid nagger just wont do it! 577 voo, it hit 578.5 today.
Welcome to the twitter economy. Your future is decided solely on rumors and hearsay online.Are you having fun?
total babeposter death
You lost tranny!You lost tranny!You lost tranny!
>>62054968in fairness this was slightly more subtle signalling through anonymous sources to wsj to try to give it more legitimacy than trump's typical lies on scam social
>>62054966Now that all the fat people are getting thin I have decided to get fat for the first time in my life. All the women shall still be mine..
>>62054975You lost
Trump surrenders the strait of hormuz
>>62054973>he thinks Israel is going to let him stop
>>62054984Huh?
>>62054993you're okay
So is tech just a lost cause at this point? Feel like I should jump on energy or something else, but I genuinely dont know what.
>>62054989This didn't answer my question. Will your big badabooms open the strait?
>>62054973wtf does that even mean
>>62054795they did the insider thing again
>>62054932Waiting for ultra cheap SOXL or TQQQ. Cant decide.
>>62054999Brave Sir trumpy ran away.Bravely ran away, away!When danger reared its ugly head,He bravely turned his tail and fled.Yes, brave Sir grumpy turned aboutAnd gallantly he chickened out.Bravely taking to his feetHe beat a very brave retreat,Bravest of the brave, Sir trumpy!He is packing it in and packing it upAnd sneaking away and buggering upAnd chickening out and pissing off home,Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge...
>>62055002motherfuckers, you're right
>>62054997Booze, make up, detergent, cereal, cars.Anything every other kyak sucker isn't currently talking about.
ATTENTION ALL SHITPOSTERS, BULLFAGS, AIPAC ZOMBIES, SHORT MANLETS, STINKY PUTTERS, URBANITES, POLITICIANS, CALL CENTER WORKERS, GME HOLDERS & HAS-BAGSCome to the NYSE on Wall Street ANY DAMN TIME you like, EVEN OFF HOURS, I PROMISE YOU I will OUT-LONG YOU AND ALL YOUR BULLS INCLUDING YOUR WIFE'SI am John Macintosh the Oil King.
>>62054963Shit makes me tear up every time. Fuckin aye.
YFW THE BOTTOM IS IN
It has never been about the strait of hormuz just about israelI want you to accept that right now ITT and I want you to apologize for doubting this holy war of righteousness
>>62054999He's letting Iran turn Hormuz into a Chinese toll booth and hanging EU out to dry.
>>62054997i moved on to pbr and eqnr to play oil and trmd, sblk, and eco to play boats
>Trump right now
>>62055012Meant to post this but the error is funnier
>>62055018that would be pretty funny if the chinks and the jews teamed up and left europe and russia out in the cold
>>62054999oil stays expensive, all shitbag nato countries continue to have oil woes unless they pledge allegiance to chinaasian countries get fucked
>bomb Iran because muh two weeks till they have nukes>Iran blocks one of the most important trading routes that several countries rely on>markets start tanking >Iran moves its enriched Uranium, meaning the US hasn't done shit but cut heads off a Hydra>US has no exit strategy and is scrambling for a way out>Iran will bounce back not only with it's uranium but also with the strait as their toll booth This fat Cheeto fuck just won the democrats the next election.
>>62054861There is one possibility. The united states puts boots on the ground with a coalition of willing partners from the gulf and they enact regime change that convinces local revolutionary guard squads to lay down their arms How long do you think that will take?
kek oil baggies
>>62054932Kek
>>62055029it's called a sector rotation and it's 4d chess
>>62055029at least israel is happy, that's all that matters
>the market and this board still believes trumpholy fuck he's just creating a headline to prevent a black tuesday this is isreal's war and nothing will stop them from throwing whites into the meat grinder
>>62054973that would be a huge strategic victory for Iran, they now effectively control one of the most important shipping corridors in the worldbut most likely probably just a planted story and the orange bluff bluffing before he does a retarded ass ground invasion
https://youtu.be/xbOGcpUwfLI?si=xBcSX_Ql_qFdLixd
>>62055032And...there it is.
>>62055038you people are mindless and think hes trying to bail the market out. hes creating pumps to sell into because they can insider trade the pops and sell into them as well
>>62054969what's Thursday
>>62055002It barely made a dent this time. Before it was enough to drive oil from 99 to 95 even during the day, now it can't even move it 1$ off-hours. I bet someone's pissing themselves at the white house lmao
>>62055026 backwards
>>62055029oh no... a healthy 10% market correction... its over
Bros it's over isn't it? Orange nigger fucked us all.
>>62055029>Cut heads off a hydraStop parroting what traditional media say.
>>62055029don't worry leftists are doing everything in their power to make sure democrats don't make significant gains
>>62055026Unlike westards the chinks have no illusions about Israel's goals, if anything they're trying to replace them. I can't find the article, but some Chinese official publicly praised the jews for their manipulative power and stated they wanted to learn from them.
>>62055045they don't give a flying fuck, they own bunkers and they're making money
>>62055048you dont have a bull market without technow look at how much the mags are down ytd
>>62055055Not if their plan for money was shorting oil and expecting this crisis to end soon
>>62055026According to this guy Jews are teaming up with Iran vs US.
>>62055046nah, the US is giving the old world to China
>futures
>>62055054>Chinese official publicly praised the jews for their manipulative power and stated they wanted to learn from themTo be fair you can find statements like that from literally any government on the planet
>>62055045it's down already $3nigga
>>62055045it's down about $3 right nowthough frankly that's pretty small given if you believe this article trump is willing to make the most humiliating climbdown possible
>>62055044Markets closed Friday. I doubt many will hold. Friday is non farms.Potential invasion. Three while days of no market retardation. I expect Thursday will be carnage.
>>62055061Gilgamesh? I don't understand.
>>62055059that guy is a retard
>>62055069Yes but so are the people in charge of Israel so maybe don't overthink it
>>62055067it's the nephelim, the Annunaki!
>>62055069He's not a retard. He caters to retards.
I told you to tone down the rambling facebook boomer.I am so disappointed in you /smg/.>>62055067Only us oldfags understand.Check out my repeating numerics --------^
>>62055066Supposedly the invasion is on Monday like very early.
>>62055059Not exactly, Israel and Iran just have a shared interest of the US losing the war cause they believe they'll come out on top in the ME
>>62054928The hillbillies would NEVER do that...
twerking on oil baggies
>>62055067He was pointing to the lastest edition of TIME magazine
Every time he gets more than 10 minutes his mind drifts to real estate stuff, he's increasingly getting absorbed into fantasy now the IRL has become too hard.I think he's entirely bored of being president.
>>62054973What message do you exactly send back home for the midterms>yes, your gas will be several dollars more expensive per gallon for the foreseeable future, but at least we killed some guy for Israel!
>the US takes its most crushing defeat since its inception>loses the Middle East>loses petrodollar>loses all other alliesI mean Trump is demented, but is he actually this demented?
heres the start of your faceripper rally in marketsit was started the most unsatisfying way, but they planned this and are going to support markets now. you can get long now or wake up in regret
>>62054858You're not buy the dip, anon?
are they seriously shorting oil to pump stocks at this point?
>>62055083You realize your green text is unironically BULLISH right?
>>62055086Who is "they"?
>>62055086its part of it. but its more like markets are getting supported so theres weakness in oil they can exploit to pump markets higher
>>62055082Yes, and?
That was the signal, every other boots on the ground event marked a bottom in the past. You can buy silver now
the only way you can stop this rally if something else major happens. but right now, scott bussy is back to doing what he does best, using fake money that doesnt exist to short oil
>>62054919I didn't but I fucked myself by not buying crypto alts at the low last year around this time and in august 2024.
as we speak, oil is falling, risk assets are rising, diplomats are putting the finishing touches on a grand bargain, and you can just feel the vibes shifting. monthly candles close and if fortune decides things are better than the people in this thread think, you're gonna see the biggest green candles of your whole lives. i'm headed to the symphony, have a good night babes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ffdkY0896k
>>62055077fraid so
You idiots dont understand and try to rationalize or insult every tick, instead of front running news cycle vibes.
>>62055083Yes but the real problem is this time he surrounded himself with other actual retards and grifters. Lil Marco is like the only competent member of his inner circle and he's basically just a whipping boy
>>62055081Hasn't been a pleasant year for him, not a great war
>>62055101i got my calls eod, feeling comfy, feeling like its time to finally win
>>62055094Post your oil short positions you jeet troll
bessent is really gunning for sub 100 wti with that leak lets see if he gets it
>>62055099The vibes aren't shifting, it's just international investors seeing their countries burn and fleeing to US markets (and hopefully gold and crypto). Happens every time
Countdown to the reversal
>Democratic lawmaker warns Republicans may slash healthcare to pay for war on Iran>California Senator Adam Schiff is warning that the additional $200bn that the Pentagon is seeking for the war on Iran could mean reduced healthcare benefits for American families.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAmore like, $200bn for Israel, goy
>>62055106i dont trade oil, i trade the stock market. this is the stock market general
Why exactly is oil crashing? Drumpf saying he's fine with the strait being closed is good how?
>>62055109nope, markets have officially bottomed, kek oil baggies
>>62055099No! I wanted one more day.
>>62055112it doesnt matter. the powers that be decided to support equities and short oil. you cant argue with it
>shits in the pool for no reason>clogs it>panics and runs away without fixing anything What did he mean by this?
>>62055112It's reverse psychology dont fall for it
>>62055120>thinking about getting the arabs to pay to clean up the shitamerican hegemony is dead
>>62055112Trump fucking off and going home is a short term win for the market regardless of future implications
>>62055120that isn't what I voted for but it's even better than my wildest dreams
>>62055083He's doing exactly what he's been sent here to do, destroy as much of america from within as possible, it's the greatest psy-op ever Even to this day you have shills pretending to be americans cheering it on because of the anonymous internet
>>62055112algos saying end of initial conflict = oil go downnevermind that if you read the article their fantasy is they'll get the gulf and europe (?) to get involved to open it once the us pulls back lmao
>>62055110The government pays for healthcare as well as the insurance and the citizen?No wonder it's so fucking expensive.
>>62055124other countries still need america to be a safe market to invest into, so it makes sense. even if theres still a big energy crisis
>>62055125>>62055124>>62055120>>62055119What are you guys talking about? Has anything been announced?
>oil futures drop after Trump threatens to leave the strait to IranHOW IS THAT BEARISH FOR OIL? I mean I guess I don't mind, because it's so retarded. But that has to be the last scam right? And he's dumb enough to watch markets and think that since prices dropped it's the correct choice
>>62055067>>62055071Didnt leaked Hillary Clinton emails from her server have her asking about the location of the tomb of Gilgamesh in Iraq?
KEK OIL BAGGIES
Give it to straight lads, are my GUSH calls aboit to bleed red tomorrow
>>62054997screaming bottom signal
this is so fucking retarded it's amazing that the universe is even able to compute it
>>62055134the futures market for oil is saying theres likely to be coming stability in the future if theres now a possibility for the war to just end and leave the strait when iran is no longer getting bombarded they can make deals with other countries peacefully and the strait becomes safer
>>62055135Girugamesh
>>62054997Im moving to infrastructure. Think CP, MSFT, V, MC, utilities
>>62055142you can always hold onto hope that this is the tide going out before the Big One and the market just sharts 5% and oil goes to 130
>>62055128>nevermind that if you read the article their fantasy is they'll get the gulf and europe (?) to get involved to open it once the us pulls back lmaocan you post the articvle? archiving doesn't work
$200k TQQQ, $10k soxl, $90k GGLL. Have some cash, do I just go TQQQ?
>>62055145Kek
>South Korea vows strict action against those leveraging energy fake news for personal advantage, says Industry Minister.>Japan’s finance minister: Speculation has affected oil futures as well as the foreign exchange market.holy fucking shit they are in full panic modeif you think anything happening right now is bullish for risk you should probably go apply to mcdonalds now
>>62055144The market is huffing copium while trump and his friends make bank raping the country
I have a confession to make, I'm Brown.
>>62055149nope. i ain't gonna do that.
Well regardless, this is still an absolute shit show.I couldn't have written a worse military campaign if I tried.
>>62055156you should be happy you at least get to see it happen and are able to recognize it in realtimethis hasnt been the case for all the other corruption by many people up to now
>>62055159its not even impossible that all of this is just to give asia markets something to sell into as wellyou gotta believe or it wont happen
>>62055123lol>>62055158gross, you're probably also a smelly curry saar
>>62055151I like you. Who the fuck knows but I'd put that cash in voo. If things bounce you are looking good. If they crash who cares that voo is down 10% when you can buy more tqqq 30% cheaper.
Gotta pump if ya wanna dump
Aren't you forgetting about Israel? It is in their best interest to keep America in this war so there's no way they're going to let Trump surrender. Just keep shorting.
silver bros?
>>62055168Have some amzn and msft too, 20k each. I was kinda hoping to buy $100k soxl if we go under $20 with her shoes Mom
>>62055112Japan shortedMy oil longs sharted
>>62055171not gonna short this. the american treasury and the fed are supporting markets now whether you like it or notthe best time for them to do it is on a headline everybody hates
>>62055165mate, this was the bottom in all likelihood...
>>62055144>possibility for the war to just end...what?>Trump withdraws, offers shitty peace plan>Iran refuses, continues to keep hormuz closed and gigarapes Israel.Netanyahu: >"Trump, you piece of shit come back; we'll release the blackmail"Trump:>"not my problem bro"
>>62055182can you think of anything but that one narrative mainstream media fed you
>>62055181>mate, this was the bottom in all likelihood...oh okay, so Israel and the US will accept Iran's terms for full reparations and lifting sanctions then.
>>62055182>gigarapes IsraelHow? Asia in general is the most screwed if Iran keeps sending drones and missiles to hit every ship that passes by.
>>62055184If you could stop posting I think everyone would appreciate it
So what's the next step of his master plan?Shoot himself on live television?
>>62055176Smart. Thats why I'd hold voo and your stocks if it dips more. If it bounces you are laughing, if it crashes you are laughing. Go all in leverage now your fucked if it crashes. Thats what im doing. Went 1/6 tqqq today, I'll probably buy another 1/6th tomorrow, be at 800k and wait.
>everyone saying bottom is in>my dad wants to buy tech aiNo no no this is not good, I'm moving to bonds until August
>>62055186mate... the SPX will vault back to 6550pts or higher today...have you not seen this before?
>>62055189lmao
>>62055192A week ago? And then we went lower by eow...
>last week he posts about how he's going to commit warcrimes and blow up power plants and desalination plants if iran doesn't open the strait>nah I don't actually care about the strait bro, iran can have itlol
>>62055178>>62055184you are literally slobbering up the mainstream media shit you fucking kike.>DUR DUR DONT BET AGAINST AMERICA BRO. BUY MY CALLS BRO.even with your own filthy peabrain words the fed isn't fucking lowering rates. sure, to give you some credit, they're not raising them either (wow what a bar). The american treasury is run by a guy who wants to suppress the price of oil by printing oil shorts cash secured with taxpayer money. how about you fucking think about what you're saying next time?>>62055192right because 2020 was a supply issue apparently? are you fucking stupid?
>>62055187>Asia in generalI.e. the ones they're least likely to shoot at.
>>62055189Secret service agent protecting Trump shoots himself in foot via accidental discharge
>>62055188kek oil baggie
>>62055200that was just 24 hours ago
>>62055189people will be sperging>muh false flag on israel of us soilbut this time clown world is more accommodating of their retardation.ah "false flag" and instantly draws the US into a hot war with iran is what would actually be needed RIGHT NOW for THIS not to be the bottom.screencap this.
>>62055191No, you are buying anet and crdo. We went over this! Now go read some Kurzweil and Land so you know why your being foolish.
>>62055192>or higher today...alright I was seething too hard, you're talking about short term. nevermind. trump pump tweet worked as expected.
>>62055127You’re brown
>>62055201you can write paragraphs parroting whatever youtuber retards you watch but the fact of the matter is oil is rugged, markets have bottom, and you are angry
The war cannot be over. I want to see elephant trunks and many arms on cooking gas canisters first. We were so close......
>>62055203israel is pushing the narrative today that iran is going to assassinate trump
>>62055190I get it, that's what I should do, I keep saying I'll delerevage. Said it at $100k and I'm saying now at $750k. Hope I'll say it at $3m, then I'll really do it. I'll go all in SSO
>>62055214the guy on polymarket that bet 100k on mar31 ceasefire is looking to be correct
>>62055206>me engrishyes, I admittedly should stop posting.
Alright if any of you faggots actually want to talk about stocks, I'm thinking NFLX is a real nice setup for an iron condor. Shit's been doing nothing. Won't dump or pump after the WB news a couple weeks ago.
do people really believe the bullshit headlines? I mean, the faggot was a TV star, a pedo, and now is controlled by bibi. does anyone really believe anything said about him? they are just waiting for troops to arrive, aren't they?hopefully iran will drop a couple of n-bombs over israel in the meantime. THAT would settle things.
>>62055211>no rebuttalgot it, you don't actually know what's going on. it's alright, thank you for letting me know you are not worth a conversation.
>3 more years of orange nigger using the market as his personal cum rag
>>62055207https://non-milleplateaux.de/acceleration-and-catastrophe-schismogenesis-deleuze-guattari-vs-death-metaphysics-nick-land/This? If I had to pick, I lean towards Buddhist cosmology, which has transhumanism in its own way
>>62055219Nah. You don't get this far into a war and walk away.
>oil down on a (probably false) headline againAren't market participants supposed to be sophisticated and shit? Why are they behaving like retail morons?
>>62055214that will still happen, it's going to take 6 months or more to get back to some normalcy if everything stops being retarded right this second
>>62055204The excellent insight I would expect from you
>>62055223>hopefully iran will drop a couple of n-bombs over israel in the meantimemy sources say that this would cost 0 dollars not to do
Whoever hasn't gotten out yet, Trump has thrown you a pretty good life line. If you don't get out on the scam pump tomorrow you have no one to blame but yourself. As for me, I think I'll be purchasing more discounted USO.
>>62055231the news is the cover for faggots to pull the manipulation lever
>>62055224you know whats going on, because you parrot youtubers, lmao
>>62055231Is there actually a new headline?
>>62055214Nothing is set in stone!
>>62055237enjoy being an oil baggie
>>62055240why are you projecting so hard? I haven't watched youtube in months. you know people can get news from something like news articles? do you now how to read from material other than imageboards?
kEk ! oil baggettes!
>>62055214those refineries take ages to start back up. even if the war ended tomorrow and iran opened hormussy wide open free of tolls, oil is going up in the medium term.
What if the marines did, in fact, arrive over the weekend?
>>62055229Maybe, no one actually reads Land. Hes a schizo meth head.
>>62055246hon hon hon
>>62055241WSJ article is claiming Trump told his aides he'd be OK with ending the war without opening the strait. It's most likely a deliberate leak by the US to calm markets and/or throw the Iranians off guard.
>>62055239its all liquidity grabs, all you need is a headline to get orderflow and the big nigs do whatever they were planning to do anywaythe headlines write themselves later and are forgotten the next day
>>62055252That quote is accurate though, even before money was a big thing, interest existed in the form of mash, eg baby cattle from ones you lent out
>>62055240>>62055255you dont know what an "orderflow" is, why pretend you do?>37 posts by this iddamnn nvm I feel bad for you. real thirsty for (You)s you barely get, you are so desperate; honestly its my fault for replying to brainlet spammer like you ranjeet. here you go sweaty, another (You) ooo you got another dopamine hit! now go watch goytube. get a tripcode next time so we can all filter you out.
>>62055251Iran claims to have bombed an island related to Kuwait somehow where troops were gathering, letting US ground troops mobilizing on their land is their claimed reaspn for vomving Kuwait's desalination plant>90% of kuwait's water supply is from their destination plantsAlso, Iran claims to have killed 1,300+ American personnel thus far.
>>62055175Were fucking surging
>>62055254>deliberate leak by the US to calm markets and/or throw the Iranians off guardbobo copePRESIDENT OF PEACEhttps://youtu.be/_0JSVJ6xTBM?si=GW6nRmnn4byowTIK
why is everything pumping again?because trump said he would leave the middle east and not fix it?
>>62055254These are some extremely fake gay nigger markets, jesus christ
I don't know how people still far for this retards bullshit. Drumpf would totally never ever say anything to make the markets dump ever
new boomer shipping update droppedhttps://youtu.be/NSLce_-GBAA asia/pacific is FUCKED
>>62055264Trump leaving the strait closed means stock market all time highs, cheap oil and persian female natural gas for everybody
It's over
>>62055264How do you know blowing up that girl's school didn't fix it? are you from the future too?
>Make mine a couple of neutrons and pair of protons with a squooz of 6N.
You were already betrayed by the monday scam pump, you should at least be hesitant enough to change your position to a fence sitting stance instead of trusting the lies that have dumped people for the last 2 weeks already
>>62055272>Trump leaving the strait closed means stock market all time highsThey'd just open it once America and Israel disappear again. They closed it when they appeared.
America LOST
there's so many suckers left
>>62055280For (you) >>62055263, Mr. Audrey posterYou're a brit aren't ya
>>62055275That's it. They are discounting the demand from that 160 little girls lifetime usage.Clever.
>>62055282>they will open the strait when israel disappearsprobably true but extremely anti-semitic
>>62055259dunno youre the one chasing down my posts like a loser kek baggie
>>62055290no, way worse
>>62055294>kek baggie kek baggiecant wait to taunt you in the next thread and over, simpleton
>>62055184The mainstream media is telling me that I have to die for Israel so Jesus can come back to Earth and kill all infidels. This the mainstream now. Criticizing Trump and being anti-war is counter-culture.
>>62055263it's 4 am, don't you have work?
Tuesday is gonna be NUCLEAR GREEN. Are you ready for $565 QQQ whoooah
Gentleman who are huffing lingerie hopium, you've got to understand that not attempting to fix this is not in the cards. Ships which are paying for oil in USD are not allowed to pass the strait, and not only that but it must be paid for in Yuan 20% of world's oil supply. Something some anons aren't considering is aside from Isreali influence, or really as apart of isreali influence, this war was to break Iran so that in fhe case of a war with China this exact situation would not happen + crippling an major Chinese oil supplier. We are not pulling out of this til we are beaten to submission or they are annihilated.
>>62055299is this true?
>>62055302I bought 1DTE calls today so I hope so.
>>62055298It's not going to be the next thread. It's going to be 3 months later and he's going to be such a bitch he stops posting
my eight month old bag of tortilla chips arent even stalethis is bullish for my tummy
>>62055297
>>62055303Trump didn't even want to get involved in the original strike. Then got dragged along with this.He's already alluded to the fact he wants this finished as soon as possible and has already mentioned numerous times how it considers it basically done.He's not willfully getting involved in some multi year war.
dinosaurs didn't die for this...
>>62055327>>62055327>>62055327
>>62055311kek
>>62055322It doesnt really matter what the orange nigger wants at this point
>>62055322Checked. It'd be well and good if he has full control over the matter but being President doesn't mean you can just do as you please. Ovviously I don't know fhe full inner workings of the system but there's groups and parties within the US who lobby for attention to particular matters and have political influence and money weight to throw around. Although I've give it to you its his last term, he still can't ignore this people just because he isn't able to run again. He's still got 2+ years left in office and a gutting mid tern to worry about. He can't lose internal support. And what exactly aside from public statements from liars makes you so sure he isn't on board with all this?
>>62055335Yeah. You see the problem is, the whole world is not going to war or putting up with this indefinitely for Israel.It's got weeks left at this rate.
>>62055300would you hire me?
>>62055347she is literally me ong
>>62055362Trannies not needed
>>62055371But I make love long timehttps://youtu.be/cdZ6-AyoI5c?si=rlpGilZyeZR8YfwS
Just realized JNJ has been rallying hard the past months
>>62054844what happened? oil is near 103 and futures are green? sus
