>Hi, anon, we’re glad you made it to our fifth round of interviews for this position. Ranjeet said good things about you, so we’re ready to bring you on board. One final thing…sell me this pen
>>62055590now it is art.
>>62055590Sure let me see it please.
>>62055598Sell me this NFT
>>62055590What pen? Your penis? I'm not blowing you. I told rajeesh or whatever the fuck that this ain't hollywood. Fuck off.
>>62055590I dunno, this pen only works for people who have had sex and I'm not sure this is the right pen for your needs...
>>62055590this pen will suck you off without complaining or acting like you owe it anything
>>62055590Sure, gimme $200.
>>62055590>thats a really nice pen man>...>what pen you talking about?
>>62055590This kills the tromp.
>>62055590Buy now before plastics and metals go up 300%, it's basically at a -66% firesale!
>>62055590Okay so umm...this pen ugh...looks nice and ugh writes nice...yea...and ugh........im sorry
well um its uhAAAAAAGHHHH YOU GOT ME I MASTURBATE DURING WORK HOURs