rate hike edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/ >Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/ >Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits >Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings >Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates >NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G Previous smigger thread>>62055327
Reminder to inverse every desperate cope that comes out of the US and isn't real. Long oil, short tech.
Bussy is better than pussy
>>62056017I'm may j. powell goes away
ATTENTION ALL SHITPOSTERS, BULLFAGS, AIPAC ZOMBIES, SHORT MANLETS, STINKY PUTTERS, URBANITES, POLITICIANS, CALL CENTER WORKERS, GME HOLDERS & HAS-BAGSCome to the NYSE on Wall Street ANY DAMN TIME you like, EVEN OFF HOURS, I PROMISE YOU I will OUT-LONG YOU AND ALL YOUR BULLS INCLUDING YOUR WIFE'SI am John Macintosh the Oil King.
TACO tracker
>>62056021u don't know that f*g
>>62056019have fun losing all your money
bears forget that right after nigger Monday is Taco Tuesday!!!
time for a breakfast burrito
Ah yes, so this is the true power of PLTR's targeting AI kek.
>>62056032looks good to me
>>62056032
>>62056020nuh huh
>>62056032Even if they were real F-14s, as pretty as they look they're hopelessly obsolete. Same as Iran's navy, the US has spent billions destroying useless assets that were likely sacrificial
I heard the Iranian regime hates iranians and iranians actually like israel
SPY
>>62056034If you can't tell the difference between FLIR and an "ai" integration company just kys
>>62056019This is my Quant.
>>62056044the lady on fox told me iranians hated us and the israeli and freedom
>>62056046they hit the target. system works
>>62056028Genuinely what is the alternative? Trump is magically telling the truth this time and going to back down and also we discovered a few hundred billion barrels of oil out back in the shed under some old magazines and also a functional time machine so there's no longer any shortage?
>>62056017> guy in picture likely shorted on margin and got calledmany such cases
>>62056054>what is the alternative?accepting that you won't be green every single day of your life.
>>62056056jerome would never
>>62056044Pretty sure those kids wanted to be raped and eaten.
17, he was a fuckin kid
>>62056052you're the kind of guy to mix up holes during sex
Ukies hit one of Russia's largest fertiliser plants.
So the way you all plan making money this morning is to buy now "the dip" and wait for an early taco tuesday morning tweet than immediately sell ?? do i got that right
>>62056065So what? It was a fucking bull! My bear son is in the hospital right now because of your retarded tweets
>>62056071that already happened
>>62056068buy SCOTTS MIRACLE GROW
>>62056076idiots, sheep shit is where it's at
>>62056032>fire clearly visible from underneath the tail of the planeI don't think that's a painting anon, and I'm also pretty sure that webm is from the 12 day war
>>62056075no it hasn't are you new here
>>62056076I'm a seasol man. It stinks but the wee buggers love it.
>>62056044You heard it right.Why else they kill so many dissidents? Why else they bring in iraqi militia in?Why else they spent their money rebuilding Iraq when Iran falling further into poverty?Iran regime has a hatred for Iranian, their culture, and their heritage.Iranian people are basically hostage, by a foreign occupants.And Israel, the only country who actually HELPED Iran during Iran Iraq warIranaina have no reason to hate them
>>62056054I think Iran is going to get bombed to smithereens and we'll take over the strait. Oil will be flowing like the salmon of Capistrano. Trying to play market volatility daily is a gamble with worse odds than actual gambling. I'd just hold off for a bit personally hold cash but do whatever you want. I'm just tired of doomer scenarios being pushed in hopes of pumping oil. Even if you win you'll still lose from the recession
I'm actually afraid to invest in anything so I'm pulling out to hold cash. Am I retarded
>Jews say that the war is half-way done>Trump blabbers about how he'll just "up and leave"Burgers will really eat up another lie huh? How many times will you be beaten before you leave your abusive husband?
>>62056083this comes off as schizo
>>62056087li wish there was a way to long term SHORT the entire market
>>62056087as if your pic choice didn't answer for you
I currently hold 25% of the posts here
Has Serenity on X jumped the shark?
>>62056071I'm scalping oil.
>>62056048He is technically an Asian
>>62056101with how much capital
>>62056080the fire also spreads along the silhouette instead of just being in a roughly circular shape, so I am pretty sure those are actual hits, yeah
>>62055985>Traders think the war is a nothing burger so the futures are trading lower.Your futures point makes sense, but in this case, I think it is the opposite: the futures are commanding the older, higher price, while the spot price has recently decreased.I also noticed in my trading over the previous weeks that when the brent spot price changes, the BNO futures essentially react proportionally, almost instantly. For example, 1% up in one makes around 1% up in the other. So I"m not sure what is different now vs any other time in the last 3-4 weeks...?Sorry for repost, realized I posted in the other thread after it died.
what did yemen say yesterday?they don't really want to be involved right
>>62056107IDK about yesterday, but I imagine they are a hedge against the saudis even considering getting directly involved against iran. If they do, they get a 2 front war right from the start, plus ensure the red sea shipping lane gets shut down.
>>62056085>Even if you win you'll still lose from the recessionYeah, I think most people who are gambling on oil to make a couple grand and hope it goes to $200 don't really understand what a recession would mean for their finances.
What should MU folx even do?
>>62056109sweet of you to think this is an opportu ity for "a couple of grands"
biblical tuesday incoming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEMORY IS FUCKING RUGGING
>>62056111Pull out and wait until the full invasion happensAs long as Hormuz remains closed, chip companies are going to keep falling
>>62056034>>62056080>>62056104There's literally video of them painting the F-14s onto concrete. You retards have been bombing murals and popping party balloons kek. Short PLTR.
>>62056113The people who post their doomfiction 24/7 because they longed oil aren't making millions or billions from this, Anon.They make a couple grand which they immediately lose again multiple times over when the recession means they won't get any raises for the next years.
>>62056109The recession is coming anyway. Betting on it won't change a fucking thing.
>>62056119>There's literally video of them painting the F-14s onto concrete.And yet, that is clearly not what is being hit in that particular video.
>>62056122There's a difference between making a bit of extra profits to compensate for the losses from the inevitable recession and spending all day long spamming fictional stories because you just really really want oil to hit $200 for your longs to pay off
>>62056119so what? They hit the "painting" and move to the next targetare the paintings and balloons in the room with you right now?
>>62056123>>62056126Giga cope. Short PLTR.
>>62056067>mix upthere's no wrong hole
>>62056125I haven't seen many fictional stories here. (Except from magatards but that's expected)Billions are being made in oil. If you didn't partake that's fine but no need to be salty your Tesla and meta aren't paying out.
>>62056127The funny thing is they will still hit these because even though they SUSPECT it's a balloon, with the imagery they can't be CERTAIN.
>>62056127dam I must say that balloon game is top shelf
>>62056017Tsm and goog looking tempting for the long haul. RR. and GE too. I think I'm going to start DCAing again soon, I've never been good at timing the market.
>>62056117I hope that anon who was going insane yesterday cut his losses or he might just rope soon.
>slumping Need another taco truth nuke
>>62056103I have 150k in oil and make 50k a year. I'm nervous. 20k of that is profit from oil though so really 130k. Still, 7% a year is not going to make my life better, it's all or nothing.
>>62056138lol, lmao even
>>62056138jfc you better hope orange man doesn't taco truth nuke oil down to 80 and somehow get the gulf open
From what I've been reading, here in the states it won't be so bad. Mostly everything getting more expensive. We get most our oil from leafs, and we make most of our own fertilizer. Increase to shipping cost will make everything more expensive, farms barely above water will sink, probably slight food shortages in areas. Helium thing might be an issue though. Maybe home gaming consoles will be dead next couple of years, and most will be priced out of a PC. And perhaps AI market takes a bug hit from all this. Missing anything else? Poor countries are gonna have it rough though.
>>62056140Me, bullish? Lmao, I have over 300k in physical PMs, I'm riding oil to 180 then selling, followed by contemplating the Orb.
>>62056144
>>62056144Grand Duke of Nottingham over here, got a leather sack full of sovs bruv?
>>62056143Would be a real shame if leafs found better customers that don't threaten to invade and tarrif them.Funny what happens when there's global shortages.
>>62056143>wew, we're only getting violently ass raped not killed, it won't be that bad!
>>62056017HORMUSSY STATUS?
>>62056150Yeah that whole 51st state thing ain't looking so great now huh. >>62056152Hey man I'm just saying, as bad as it is and I'm sorry my government is fucking everyone else, I'm thankful it won't be as bad for us as it will be in others. In a non gloating kinda way.
>Futures>https://youtu.be/ehhxtqd7I3o?si=rYed7zYbKZXDEKElI wanted a bloodbath week and fucking Trump and Jim ruined it, Iran is to blame too, fuck this shit, where's my epic bear market???
>>62056128good thing for the gene pool you chose the brown one
>>62056150>Would be a real shame if leafs found better customers that don't threaten to invade and tarrif them.be a shame if the US just annexed all that oil and nlg a real shame because canada wouldn't be able to do anything except watch us take it and everything else we wanted
>>62056017>literally battled the station
I capitulated, its over.
>>62056156>Yeah that whole 51st state thing ain't looking so great now huh.It didn't look great at the time either tbf.
>>62056159You opened that strait yet oh omnipotent powerful one?
>>62056150If we had a cool country maybe we could've teamed up. We expell the jeets and pakis and Canada becomes a junior north Atlantic partner and in 50 years yoi get to be apart of the first world again when it's slowly annexed.
>>62056159USA? The country that yet again bowed down to sand shepherds? KEK
>>62056153Closed and virgin tight
>>62056164the straight would be open if iran stops blowing civilians boats in the gulf
>>62056149No>>62056147Lmao, you think they have jobs in Finland?
>>62056165Anon, the jeet invasion is working as intended by the canadian libs. I'm not shitting you, they think importing enough to get to 100 million by 2040 will make money or smtin
>>62056168I heard 20 tankers are plowing their way through
>>6205617420 pakistani tankers, 2 a day
>>62056174These are halal paki tankers, no haram westfags tankers allowed
>>62056169>we can open it, but we need their permission and cooperation.
>>62056143Asianoid markets are going to get raked so hard over the coals. The same SEAmonkeys gleefully posting pictures of blown up AWACs are going to be bitching and crying about how much of a coward trump is and how he should have saved them.
>>62056159>>62056166For real and for true, gloom and doom aside the future of NATO is not looking good after this. A lot of European nations have been banking on keeping America in for protection reasons but it should be pretty obvious now that there isn't much point. Apparently in recent reports isreal is getting it with an 80% success rate now. To be fair I think that's due mostly to interceptor shortage since the percentage was much lower in the beginning of the war but its hard to say. I'm sure iran was throwing out it's worst/cheapest missiles at first so empty stock before bringing the nice ones out. But yeah between Ukraine and this we probably have hardly anything left at this point. And even if we did I've seen videos of iranian missles juking interceptors like theyre snails recently.
>>62056169you would've been a girl if you had a vagina yet you cut off your peepee
>>62056181Israel also claims all non-intercepted missiles fall "in the sea" or "in an open area"
>>62056170You Korean?
>>62056181Relying on muttmerica for protection was always retarded, de Gaulle was right
>>62056174There's not even 20 Pakistani tankers in the gulf. Trump lies again.
>>62056180They might not, the Chinese have a process to use coal to make plastic instead of oil, and this spike has finally made it profitable. Even SK and Japan are closing plastic factories, nobody else has that tech currently.
>>62056179is open
All the Nordic niggas and the Fins are gonna be in an awkward spot when the ukie war is over lol. They've (govs) been absolute war Hawks the last couple of years, practically begging to see slavs hanging from every tree and now they don't have any hope of big bro America helping them because turns out we can't at all.
anyone keeping any oil during easter? I wonder if too risky
>>62056181Ukies will need less help soon. They are trading interceptor drones and combat experience for pac2 missiles with the gulf states. They only need them for ballistic threats. They take down the vast majority of drones with their own gear now.UK and EU can start building our own weapons with ukie knowledge to boot.America loses thrice.
>>62056022literally all we know about the new guy is he's a fucking hawk
>>62056191Why would they need help when the ukie war is over? Please don't tell me you think Russia is going to win?
>>62056197potus likes him and potus wants low rates
>>62056196europe being more self reliant is ultimately good for us
>>62056191>equating slavs with russianspidorashka or genuine mutt retard
>>62056201Yep. We will build better, cheaper weapons built for actual modern warfare.Not that overpriced yank tat.
>skhynix dumped even more todayGuaranteed MU gap down on open.
>>62056196I want you to remember this exact moment when you find out they've last the war and have been lying about their success rate this whole time, and know I'll be laughing at you. Consider for a moment the Iran situation. Isreal has interceptors hailed for years as comparable or superior to PATRIOTs and THAADs, not to mention they have those as well. And yet they're getting hit at an 80% success rate now by Iran despite it. Do the Ukrainians have more THAAD or PATRIOT interceptors than Isreal? No. They've been lying about interception rate the entire war and their sweatshop drones aren't comparable to le bear war machine. Cry all you want now you'll find out when it's over.
how are SOXS traders doing these days
>>62056209i've dropped wool soxs, it's time to switch to cotton for summer
>>62056206well start building QUICKLY you're going to need them
>>62056207All asianoids are screwed.Even the chinese, who think they’re safe, but they aren’t.
Uhhh. The press conference from the Department of War today is going to be invasion confirmation right?
>>62056143The US is nothing without international demand. A global recession effects you quite a lot I'd say
>>62056209its been a great soxs
>>62056216They'll declare they achieved all their strategic goals and piss off. Let the goym deal with the real straight.
>>62056208I have been heavily invested in the war from day one. I know what's happening. You're talking out of your arse. Fuck off and bother someone else with your retarded fucking drivel.Spastic.
>>62056217Nah let them biy "made in america" crap for 10x the price that will break when the 2 week warranty expires. Who needs chinese crap
>>62056217I mean that was just an analysis on what I can reasonably expect. People are crying about doom and gloom, so I was trying to keep it realistic. Japan is the highest holder of US treasuries in the entire world, and while they seem to be firmly under our thumb regardless the Yen is tighter closely to oil and japan imports 98% or so of it's oil, most of the from the gulf. It wouldn't be shocking at all, especially since they recently changed their 40+ year policy of zero yield on their own treasuries, if they mass dumped their US treasuries. That would fuck us pretty hard. Will it happen? I don't know
>>62056017WTFWTFFF
>>62056214We already are. >https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-drone-factory-opens-in-suffolk-to-boost-ukraines-armed-forces-against-russias-war
>>62056217Multinations like the Mag7 will be badly affected.The rest of the American economy, the real world that the little people deal with, not so much.
>>62056215In the midterm I don't disagree but skhynix dumped two days in a row with significant negative alpha compared to kospi. It's not responding to the oil shock.I don't the oil shock will really hit home until physical arbitrage starts reconciling futures prices with reality.
once the marines takes over khaaarg oil island today. irgc will negotiate and capitulate.. war should be over mid April
>>62056216No, they wouldn’t announce that shortly before the market opens it’s going to be some BS to pump the markets before the ground invasion later in the week or this weekend. It’s definitely not going to announce the end of the war or Trump would be the one speaking not Hegseth, so it will just be more market manipulation for sure but likely enough for a decent gap up
>>62056227faster faster faster it's already starting
>>62056222You live in europe right? Western outlets source all it's reporting on the war from Ukrainian media. The US is lying about our death tolls, you think Russia lies about theirs, but the Ukranians are completely honest? It doesn't even matter in the end, Russia isn't the big bad wolf. They aren't gonna lick their chops and come rushing for Finland or where ever you're at. Do you think the massive, energy, food and product self sufficient country rich in rare earths needs to conquer more land? Your media whips you up into a frenzy so they can profit off war, nothing else.
>MU dumping because retards don't understand how TurboQuant worksNo it doesn't make LLM's magically require 6 times less memory. In practical terms you're maybe shaving off a gigabyte or two off your VRAM usage
>>62056216What time is that?
>>62056237It's actually the helium shortage on top of Taiwan having a dire energetic situation
>>62056185No.>>62056191Yeah, it's embarrassing. Sweden, the most feminine country on the planet, couldn't win a war against any other country on this gay ball of fake economy we call earth. Finns have nothing to live for so I wouldn't fuck with them. Norgays and Danes are fucked too, maybe Danes could fight someone or something.
>>62056226I'm holding cash bags, the pump is making me nervous.
>>62056226based price reactor>>62056230i think it will end before that. "defending" kharg means getting men killed in a hopeless task or launching explosives at their most important asset, don't think they're interested in either and think they want to avoid the humiliation of losing it easily. also it changes the scenario, allows them a graceful and rational exit. they want to show they are resilient to this bombardment as long as the navy is out of shore range but once we move in it is a coup-de-grace threat that china can't save them from and allows them space to negotiate without betraying china on a strategic level.
>>62056247same
>>62056235Why do you retards always assume people are media driven? We aren't Americans batting for NBC and fox teams.The evidence of what is happening in the war is readily available if you look for it. It does require some critical thinking capacity and anyone who doesn't think Russia is the enemy clearly lacks that so stick to watching fox I guess.
>>62056247it's just taco tuesday morning by afternoon stocks will be falling to the ground
>>62056243Danes are cool. I spend a fair bit of time in Denmark. What the fuck is that gold and silver btw? It looks right dodgy.
30 DAY CEASEFIRE
>>62056262Again?
>>62056257It is Korean gold and silver. Bought it when I lived there. Danes are cool, the only Scandinavian that's not fucked in the head.
why is oil down so much
>>62056248basically there's theater to this too. we are demonstrating to china that iran can "control" the strait under moderate pressure without nukes, that they can withstand israeli strikes and at least keep navy ships at bay for several weeks, which isn't their ideal military partnership in the region but it's acceptable, gives them significant leverage still.
>>62056268guess we just entered a 30 day ceasefire
>>62056272
>>6205627730 days Easter ceasefire
>>62056278is that another TACO cope tweet? What's the source on that? Iran has been bombing US bases all night
ya just seeing rumors about ceasefire. but it would make sense.
Trump doesn't care about opening the strait now because Ukraine is going to help open it and secure it with their interceptors
okay so I should buy the oil dip since the rumors are fake, noted
>Korean air starting internal cost cutting measures to alleviate doubled fuel costs. There's going to be a few less airlines around once this is over.
>>62056287probably with oil computer is it keeps dipping
>>62056279we are entering a biblical peace of 30 days and 30 nights, like noah in the arc
Trumps arrogance brought back the work from home culture, so much for getting everyone back in the office, bad for business real estate
Are premarket moves always fake and gay?
PEACESTERPRAISES BE UPON HIM
why don't the iranians stand up and help us overthrow irgc that's what iranians wanted...
>no news>everything is pumpingWhat the fuck is going on? Nothing makes sense anymore.
>>62056294fuck office work desu senpai
>>62056296can you buy and sell for profit during pre markets?
>>62056300Everyone who's anyone already got the news from insiders.30 day ceasefire brokered by Pakistan.Obviously Israel will just violate it but the markets are eating it up.
Jewish russian billionaire proposes 12 hour work day, oy vey
A 30 day peace for Easter, as it is a shared holiday for all abrahamic faiths. Reply positively to help manifest this into reality
>>62056300it's taco tuesday ya dip . everyone knows
>>62056303I can buy and sell. I doubt I could do it for profit.
>>62056304Fuck my stupid chud life.I hate having to deal in the real world.
>>62056306I like peace
>>62056304>>62056306So Easter invasion confirmed.
Is the ceasefire shit just made up or what?
>>62056309Its a big club goy, and you ain't in it.At least you got to keep your foreskin, right anon?
>>62056296low volume is easier to move so yes
HOLY FANNY MAY
March 31st poly market insider trading peace plan ceasefire inc
>>62056312a fiery but mostly peaceful invasion
>>62056313Idk I missed yesterday unfortunately
>>62056299let the goyim do it
Lmao there's nothing about this 30 days shitStop shitposting, Barron.
>>62056313It's true, a 30 day ceasefire just flew over my house
Lift the north sea restrictions you insipid fuck.
I just need one last TACO so I can sell my shitJust pump my shit 5% I beg you
>>62056324Lol, he's not on your side. His job is to inflict maximum pain upon the goyim.
the hormuz is open for 30 days
>>62056326He will drill eventually.
>>62056283guys, I think they're making fun of us
>>62056325>5,%That's one HELL of a TACO you're asking
>>62056327the hormussy? blown wide open?
TRIPSANDWEFUCKINGRIPS
We're out of single digit fear territory, futures are green, looks like peace has been achieved in the middle east, those aren't bombs, missiles and drones but celebratory fireworks imported from China as a gift
>>62056327Your mum's been open for 30 years.
>>62056300>no news good news
>>62056331we like jumbo TACOs around here
>>62056336you're a ignorant petulant child
Shouldn't he be tweetstorm shitting right about now
Why would Obamas market do this?
> build my own software to follow my investments> Turns out my bank underestimated my portfolio by 1k because they don't refresh foreign stocks value everydayDidn't expect that
I shorted the bottom. Guess I'll hop back in Grindr to cover the margin call
>>62056344I can't believe Biden would do something like this
>>62056346why not just stay on grinder if that's where you're making money
>>62056348My butt and my mouth gets sore and I have to beg them to wear a condom.
That pump is just the insider trading, when retail hears what the fuck just happened it'll be a double digit day.>Hormuz open>bibi dead>AI breakthrough >new toilet law in India
REUTERS BREAKING: FOR 30 DAYS TRUMP SUSPENDS ALL TARIFFS ON IRAN. HUGE!
>>62056350What would your mother think of your lifestyle choices?
Iranian official denies rumors of negotiations, uhoh angry tweet inc
Markets have been depressing to watch lately, I'm going to a midnight showing of the Super Mario Bros Galaxy movie with some of my friends, wish me luck
>>62056354The beauty of the markets is they only need Trump's consent, Iran is an after thought.
>>62056354why would you trust an iranian? trump jas our best interests in mind
>>62056354no they want to make a deal. they want a deal very badly, they can't wait to make a deal. they will make a deal. they have no choice but to make a deal
>>62056361it's gonna be a big deal, huige. perhaps the best peace deal you've ever seen. sleepy joe wish he closed a trade like this but the only thing je closes are his eyes
>>62056357Based, I wish you a comfy time, the first movie was fun. Get away from this retarded clown market, go have fun.
ABANDON YOUR POSTSSELL FOR YOUR LIVES
where is the 30 day ceasefire truth tweet, oil back to 80 !!
They're eating the puts! They're eating the calls!
How does this plan sound?>wait for peace declaration >go long>close position after a week>then go shortThings are going to be fucked up for a while even after the strait opens but the market won't initially care.
>me>being on my knees behind a 10/10 escort, being asked to clean her asshole and ass crack out with my tonguepick twobuy (female) natural gas
I don't know how to short wish I did
XOMGODS....my OIL stocks are bleeding at premarket. how can i be the first to sell all my calls right at open?
>>62056354It's natural for them to say this. Iran's leverage is fear in the markets. Saying anything to assuage that fear works against them.
>>62056372We have Hormussy under control Baron, no American ship dare venture there
orange needs to go to kuwait and say IRCG OPEN THIS HORMUZit would be historical
If Iran blows up tankers and causes mass oil spills, it'll eventually drift through the strait and all we would have to do is vacuum it up once it reaches the other side
Thank god this administration is printing a trillion dollars a day to keep the market green, say thank you
what happens if kaarg gets blown
>>62056381Oil cooms
kaarg here
>>62056372put a limit order in now and hope you get filled
>>62056353She wanted a girl anyways might as well transition guys like my smooth skin
>>62056381Even more oil to vacuum up once it crosses the strait
>>62056391is this oil vacuum in the room with you right now?
>>62056384you're probably getting blown in the next few days unless unconditional surrender
>>62056394I drink your milkshakeI drink it up SLURP
>>62056397you've seen to many movies schizo there is no water oil vacuum cleaner
>oil baggies
>>62056398If trump tweeted about it you'd believe it
>>62056375anon....xom is down 0.27% at premarket. i'm financially ruined
>>62056346I wish there were hot (or at least slim and young) twinks that would pay for a muscular, masculine, bearded, hairy daddy like me. I would make serious bank.>>62056379kek>>62056387All moms want daughters but then are protective of their sons more. Dads are opposite
Still not selling MU
>>62056399>tfw i look at my portfolio but can't sell
Where's our morning diarrhea rain of tweets, we're waiting
There's a top shortage now actually, if you're masculine with a nice dick you can bank. In my area people will pay 100€ just to suck it.>chemsex makes it hard to be a top and it's epidemic >bicurious dudes want to be bottoms >hot twinks can get multiple dudes a day, but tops only fuck once
>/smg/ discussing gay for payThis has to be the bottom.
>>62056419Or the top.
>>62056419For $50 he'll be the bottom, $100 top.He should repent and find Jesus in a no homo way.
>>62056333
America getting desperate.
OILBROS WTFWT
>>62056428based, don't bend to trump after he called all his allies retards
>>62056426Lmao what about infinite weapons and infinite missiles
>>62056433That will all be summoned henceforth with infinite money, which we also have.If you disagree then your palantir social credit score will be deducted by 20 basis points.
Do i go all in on SSPY for the TACO meeting?
>another pre-market green turns red 30 minutes into the openits all so tiresome.
Who farted?
>Oilfags not seeing the enormous head and shoulders>Ahead of the war announcement at 9am ESTI'm thinking WTI at $85 EOD
>>62056419GRND does really well in may/june, just saying
WTFWTAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62056444Press conference manipulation will be reflected at opening the winners will be the insiders who bought yesterday's dip.
yeah im thinking impeach drumpf
the global economy is in ruins
OIL FINNA RUG Y'ALL
futures and premarket is up on a obvious market manipulation tweet that even the iranians keep calling out as bs. why?
Closed my oil scalp for 3.2%. Not great, not terrible.
>>62056419It's fun dressing up and getting thrown around by guys twice my size. What sucks is that they want to get emotionally involved with me
>>62056368You really think this war is going to end soon?>>62056426>>62056428>Poland refuses to send it's missile batteries>US suddenly reprioritises missile deliveries elsewhere
>>62056464>>62056449I don't know. I solded my whole oil portfolio. Will probably blast higher because of me. But it was too stressful being 150% oil. A little too risky, some might say.
>>62056472>US suddenly reprioritises missile deliveries elsewhereThat's fine NASAM>Patriot anyway. Zelensky is getting patriot missiles from the gulf states. Europe is gearing up fast to become independent of America. Everything's coming up roses.
where my PBR bros at? are we holding or selling? seems like it still has ways to run and i want my 25$ calls to come in ITM. also thinking about becoming a NTR baggie, thoughts?
Don't see any threads about Google breaking Bitcoin with their quantum advances. It's over for bitfucks.
oil this oil thatdid they fix (female) natural gas deliveries tho? because it's at 2.8 and looks mighty slurpable
>>62056483it was over for bitfucks even before that, also duck this fucking capchas
>>62056483babe explain that ai is not helping
>>62056483Quantum computing is a scam
>>62056486VET is a good play for safe gas exposure, but its tricky, when russia invaded there was immense fear of 300+ gas which then never realized and it barely moved the long term chart, but with qatars plants being under fire it seems different this time
>>62056470>emotionally involvedew, that's kinda gay?
>daily TACO can't stop oil anymoregrim
Get ready for Trump live suicide. It's going to be the biggest, best, most beautiful suicide of the century, maybe ever!
>>62056499>>62056470aquarians afraid of intimacy
>>62056499Like don't leave your wife and kids just keep paying me I don't want to marry you. You can talk about your wife and how I'm way better than her while I am bouncing up and down like a bunny but that's about it
>>62056483read the article, it's horseshit. t. expert on this subject
>Futures green>MU -1.5%MU sisters, are we cooked? Is it over?
>>62056517quote a bit of swinging today, more so when nyse opens
>smiggers still bullish on AIholy reddit XD
>>62056517Yeah we’re done
>tfw I keep buying high and selling lowhow to prevent this?
>WTI
>>62056417>>chemsex makes it hard to be a top and it's epidemicI wont get it up for dudes. Twinks? Femboys? Oh yea>hot twinks can get multiple dudes a day, but tops only fuck onceI can fuck all day long.
>>62056528>launch the biggest taco possible implying you're going to cuck out in humiliating fashion>oil already back to only being down 2 bucks from high after a 6 buck initial dropmiggersistas....our boy lost his rizz...
>>62056026nice, keep us posted
I hate that I have to explain this to some retards here. Read carefully & learn: It's bad for Iran because a near-normal daily traffic level (90 ships) signals that their strategic blockade of the Strait of Hormuz is failing or being rolled back, stripping them of their main leverage in the ongoing US/Israel-Iran war.
ITS MIGGER CHEWSDAY
>>62056535>my hormussy, my rules>you won't strip me of my leveragebratty iran needs correction
why's lockheed dumping?
>>62056194oh yeah, at least some
>>62056543war is bad for exposing your expensive products that don't work
Hesgeth presser in 50
looks like they've given up on the $100 ceiling and going all out to keep it under $105big scamwicks the last few minutes
How much longer can the Iranians hang on?
the scamwicks are still wild
>>62056543war is over, no longer needed
>>62056555Good bit longer than you'd expect.
>>62056552probably nothingburger
so now that the rip your face off rally is here, are you going to accept it and buy calls at open while theres still time? assuming theres still time, from the looks of things markets are gonna gain another percent between now and open
strait status?
Whats your opioniln on the absolute bottom floor for micron? Im thinking 180 worst case. 200 normal, 240 good case
>>62056567Has America won the war again?
strait status: irrelevant
man look at the ftse recovering
trump truth status?
niggas gonna whine >muh strait while s&p goes STRAIT up lmao
looks like Iran will permantely control the strait now lol
>>62056552Pete Kegseth
>>62056586Lmao gottem lolNO BEARS WILL BE CUMMING ON MY WATCH
white house gonna announce something in an hourshould I short oil?
>>62056588The US is fucking finished.
>>62056575>Has America won the war again?some big rocket storage bunker got blown up in Iran last night, maybe they will claim thats victory, who knows.https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2038762229839868151
>>62056588Trump can kiss my hairy British hole.
>>62056595petrol status?
>>62056593>>62056595The US doesn't need the straight, he's letting Europe and Asia hang lmao
>not only are they shorting oil they now appear to be stepping in to buy nasdaq futures
>>62056588What a fucking retard holy shit
>>62056588So what about those 10k US troops that are currently on UK soil? They're still going to sit there picking their assholes while POTUS says US isn't there to help UK?
>>62056599you do realize this isnt new, this has been the story for the last 5 weeks
>>62056601Time they fucked off home.
>>62056601consider the bases a part of the uk the us owns, since the us has been so nice to protect it all these years
>>62056598I wasn't talking about oil. The US is finished on a global scale. No one will treat with them any more.
>>62056588If it was so easy, why hasn’t the all powerful US navy done it already? It’s not as if the Royal Navy has some capabilities the Americans don’t already have
Can someone explain it to me like a retard? What the fuck is going on right now? Is Iran going to have control over the canal? How will this affect the market?
They'll announce to intensify there efforts on the home front. Anyone who claims the war was a mistake will get shot as an unamerican traitor, Bobos will get round up and put into reeducation camps and there will be golden oil barrels on sale later next months.
>>62056606Protected us from what? The wars you keep starting?
>>62056609You are wrong. Everybody has accepted now that capitalist fascim is the best way to run a country.
>>62056588Is this bullish or bearish
kek oil baggies>>62056609oh yes they will, because theres no alternative that doesnt bring great economic pain
>>62056588us is going to spend decades trying to undo the damage this retarded nigger has done
>>62056613Sounds like trump is going to pull the ultimate taco.Admitting defeat. If he does then the world is fucked.
where can I watch the WH presser? WH website doesnt show anything upcoming. WH Youtube channel?
>>62056613Just buy KBR.
>>62056616look up how many terrorism incidents happened in the uk that iran backed terrorists were responsible for over the last 50 years. now multiple that number 20fold. thats what youve been protected from. your country cant stand on its own. eastern european countries are too weak to stand on their own
Kek ''kek oil baggies'' baggies
>>62056610the first navy to say fuck that i'm outta here was his very own lmao
>>62056625We will be fine. Thanks. Don't forget your weapons when you leave this time.
>>62056588I'll buy from Canada instead
