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I love the new captcha, its a fun little brain teaser :3Today we pump then dump then crab then trump speaks and we pump after hours.
BEWARE: This is a MONKEYDONIAN thread.
short oil
>>62061819pbr irmaos? how we felling?
me waiting to dump on yo dumbazz
I imagine rubio has got to be getting sick of donalds shit by now
I'm stuck in Hormuz and I can't get out.
>>62061830what does this mean for RAM prices?WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR RAM PRICES?!?
>>62061851CRASH
>>62061843is this marco boobio?
which one of you niggers told me to invest in sugar
>>62061851my pc that i paid 1800 to build around black friday has totaled 2700 on pcpartpicker for the last like 2 months and hasnt budgedstarting to think the ram/ssd market has peaked
>>62061852Just in time then I need a new PCI also happen to need a job in the renewables sector so things are starting to look up
I screwed myself not selling my oil yesterday didnt I?
>>62061856The top is in. Dump it.
>>62061858It will keep going up now the economic realities are setting in. Either you swing trade and accept the volatility or you go long and wait.
>>62061858No, it will go up. There is a ground invasion planned for the weekend
Closed my oil scalp for a nice 10.2% as it started crabbing and I don't trust it. It's enough for today.
predict donalds next truth tweet....what's he say
>>62061855>he bought
>>62061865It's over we won
To the loudmouthed know nothing from the last thread. I know you're here keeping your head down.All the information you requested was posted. You didn't respond. Why is that?
Got tired of larping as a tranny, but couldn't help using comfy which is tranny coded in the op, ivanShameless
>>62061865Probably something about his gay ballroom or the pool he's cleaning.
what's for breakfast
I am holding a fairly large position in uranium, uranium miners and processors, as well as base metals. They were heemed last week but this pump has turned them green again. I suspect the oil shock will heem by a thousand paper cuts them in the future and then I will be a baggie (not of the worst kind thoughbeit). I am not sure if I should trust my gut or trust the plan in this scenario
>>62061876PISS
>>62061858Be patient. Oil Barrons and TechNO bears will be the winners
>>62061876HUBRIS
>>62061845I expect most people are now. They're just not allowed to say anything.I have this ominous feeling he's going to do something weird this evening; e.g. spontaneously announcing he's withdrawing the US from NATO. I know rKeirs and he looked quite genuinely concerned this morning. According to the Aussies, their rKeir was acting out of sorts as well.
>>62061883did he say anything of interest?
>>62061883Kier was definitely shaken. They know what's coming. When they say hard times they mean REALLY fucking hard times. The kind of times not seen by many people alive today.
>>62061883Sure I just think he would wait until friday to announce something like that
>>62061886He's steering UK back to Europe and away from the schizos across the pond.
I love solving captchas.
>>62061835but not a swiftie thread
>>62061888what's the big problem? they can buy gas from US,
>>62061886A few things.Notably that he'll be looking to fairly rapidly discuss joint security options with Europe. He's also just left a "cob'rah / cobra" meeting, which is an emergency government planning meeting.
>>62061876Shepard's pie spread on toast and a corncob pipe of burley my nigga
>>62061893extremely beta cuck behavior
>>62061895they are all in on itthis is like covid, there will be no solutions.... shortages and scarcity are all part of the plan - everywhere
>>62061895I'd rather impale my own testicles on a sharp stick than give a dollar to America.I'm not alone in this.
>>62061902you don't have a choiceyou want to go up against the strongest military in all of world history, UK is just a little cuck island
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OIL BAGGOTSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA>He thought the black goo would make him rich>He thought he could profit from the misery of millions>He thought the second most abundant liquid was somehow scarcePffftttttt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAR
iran is still begging to make a deal with the US, it would be nice if don Tok the deal and world could be back to so-called normal. finish the paper work already
>>62061904>strongest militaryUkraine would beat the current US armed forces easily.
>The country that built his hegemony since WWII on securing shipping lanes and assuring global trade through undisputable naval supremacy >have called for backup to secure the Hormussy>couldn't secure the HormussyJesus Christ you have no idea how bad this is. And the market celebrates that on a bang, surreal. If the US withdraw without controlling the strait, it signals that it no longer has the ability to guarantee anything. Iran will charge for passage, and you can be sure it won't be the only one to do that in other parts of the world.Furthermore, having the US as a "protector" has become pointless when it couldn't prevent damage on its bases and on civilian infrastructures.This is Suez 2.0. But worse.
market go brrrr, easy calls
>>62061909have you ever considered that if iran makes it too gay to use the strait, other countries will just get their oil from america instead, who has plenty?
>>62061909uh but america already won though
>>62061909The most hilarious part was seeing the Patriot defense systems being wet noodles. And since the defense sector is totally corrupt, they won't even shift into drone-based warfare.
I NEED AN EARLY MORNING DRUNK RANT TRUTHhopefully talking shit about worthless euros
>>62061912Or, they will just buy it from Iran.
>>62061912Do Americans really think that Trump's recent outbursts hasn't soured relationships across the world? You are becoming an Israel-tier pariah at this rate.
>>62061919If given a chance to fight America right now I'd be at the recruitment office.
>>62061918>>62061919you retards are too emotional to make sound financial decisions. this is why you are oil baggies and your market puts got btfo
>>62061918Canada is more likely at this point
>>62061919Wait for the real backlash in a few weeks when people start really suffering thanks to Americas retardation.
>>62061922My portfolio is green and I closed my oil scalp for a bonus 10% already this morning.
>>62061923Very bullish on Canada since Davos.
>Reporter: “Iranian government threatened a bunch of U.S. companies in the region today.” >President Trump: “With what? What did they threaten them with? BB guns or? They don't have much left to threaten.”>Reporter: “My question for you is—”>President Trump: “You made a statement. What did they threaten them with? I don't know. Tell me. How did they threaten them?” >Reporter: “All I know is that they threatened them, sir.” >President Trump: “What does that mean?” >Reporter: “Fair enough.” >President Trump: “They said something nasty?” >Reporter: “Are you helping to back stop them?” >President “Trump: You don't even know what the threat was. What was the threat? I haven't heard it. What was the threat? Did they say they're going to blow them up? You know what they're not going to do? They're not going to hit them with a nuclear weapon.”
>>62061876Its dinner time where I liveI'm having microwave pasta and beer
>>62061926Brown folks all over the world suffer every day. Why will a few more weeks make a difference?I’m doing good by the way
>>62061931got a vid?
>>62061895we live in a globalised economy son, if supply goes down then prices go up for EVERYONE and if energy prices go up then the price of EVERYTHING goes up with itso whats about to happen is that EVERYTHING gets more expensive, for EVERYONE
>>62061931Yup, its Migger Wednesday.
>>62061931wow that's hecking basedMIGA
>>62061933>Why will a few more weeks make a difference?If you don't know that perhaps you'd be more suited to Facebook or some other such platform for idiots.
At least I get an annual 2% interest on all that cash I'm sitting on while green dildos pleasure the stock market to orgasmic highs.No, I'm not FUCKING MAD!
still waiting for trumps gift of 10 tankers of oil from iran to start moving that were on the way to him a few days ago
>>62061940You can't get better than 2%?
>>62061934actually yes https://x.com/RedWavePress/status/2039109369434890430?s=20
What football club does ngubu play for?
>>62061931that guy is not helping the press stay free
>US MBA Mortgage Applications 27-Mar: -10.4% (prev -10.5%)- 30-Yr Mortgage Rate: 6.57% (prev 6.43%)oof
>>62061944Still waiting on the 20 paki tankers that aren't even there to leave the gulf too.
>>62061940>2%you might as well just hold cash
>>62061954They can all live in the throne, I mean ballroom.
>>62061931I mean the orangutan has a point there
>>62061931Trumps talk of walking away is a feint. As we speak more and more forces are heading to the region. They are trying to build up for some sort of ground operation.
>>62061945I'm an europoor. I don't see anything better unless bonds but I suspect rate hikes so I don't want to park money there.
>>62061960One blew up this morning.
>>62061940Don't worry, the real dip hasn't come yet. Just keep sitting on cash and reap later on.
>>62061907They're not even talking to them. You dunce
>>62061931
>>62061970He's not worth replying to desu. He got utterly btfo in the last thread and just keeps going as if nothing happened.
> futures
>>62061955>>62061944The 20 tankers are there, you just can't see them, they turned their transponder off!
>>62061909Don is based when did biz get infected with such fags?
>>62061939If you don’t know the answer just say so anon.
>>62061980They deployed stealth tankers, that's how advanced the americans are.
>>62061876chickin sammich
>>62061983>pulls out >”go get it yourself then”>they do>everything works out fineTwo muslim countries should have no issues trading without the US, is he retarded?
just like that, oil is a buy again
>>62061983WTF has "based" go to do with making money you absolute bagless plonker. Go back to pol idiot.
Is this fakeout, or is the war over?
>>62061991I ain't doing dick before Trump's speech.Genuinely 50/50
>>62061996Fakeout. The forces continue to be built up.
>>62061990>everything works out finethen why are all the EU fags crashing out>Two muslim countries should have no issues tradingwho gives a shit
Israel has been mute through this.
>>62061964With what?
>>62061996Absolute fake out. This will escalate.
>>62062000I guess you didn’t get the joke
>>62062003They have used other means to pressure America. You think leak yesterday was a mistake? If Trump stops war they'll expose his sissy fetish to world
>>62061997This. Not touching this shit until then even if I do believe him pulling out is a feint.
>>62062004A BB gun I believe.
Why’d Starmer and Albanese hold press conferences today to reassure people? I feel like they have intel that Trump will escalate over the Easter weekend
>>62062007no way that's real bro. Who's even taking these pictures? This is sometheing you do when you're alone and gooning, not with someone taking a picture of it and your dog making the 'If only you knew how bad things are' face in the background.
>>62062010You don't need special intel to see where this is going. It's already here.
>futures
>>62062010wonder if carney does similar today... they are all part of the same circle
>>62062014that was so gay
>>62062011I think they intentionally only allow people who can be blackmailed into power
>>62062010He didn't announce anything though?
>>62062016yeah
Solded some of my pm bags. Oil shock is going to have people scrambling for cash soon, they'll start selling the bags
>>62061912Have you ever considered price of oil would be 200 dollars a barrel . Gulf oil is the cheapest oil to extract .
>>62062019He said enough.
>>62062025I'm actually looking to add gold. It seems to have stabilised.
>>62062007KEK
retards gonna keep saying stupid shit and not buy calls while the market goes straight fucking up like i said it would
>>62062033line gongo down
>>62062011its not real look at the door, someone edited the og pic to put the dog in the doorway there. how can blackmail be real anymore when the victim can just brush it aside as AI
>>62062035not todaymaybe in the future but not today fucko
>>62062033>buys monthly calls with VIX at 30>thinks he'll make money
>>62061983> help , bibi and I have made a situation where the world will suffer oil shocks unless they go and attack a country they don’t have any interest in attacking , because bibi wants a greater Israel and Donnie’s voter base want the second coming .Migatards are some of the most retarded people to breathe air . People will study for generations what sort of cuckoldry prompted people to go send their kids to die in bibis war.
>>62061931is this real?if so don is an jack a**
>>62062030Oil shortages have not actually hit europe or asia in full force yet, and even when they do, countries will still have reserve to tap into. It'll take months for this pain to fully go through the system and everyone is way too optimistic for no reason other than vibesPM should still go up long term though, I'm hodling most of my bags still
>SPY is going to do a +5% over two to three days>just to counter when the US announces ground forcesCompletely fake and completely gay market
>>62062048It's real. I watched it live yesterday.
>>62062048https://nitter.net/RedWavePress/status/2039109369434890430#m
>>62062048>>62061949
>>62062050There's already signs of shortages in UK from panic buying.
>>62062056>>62062052you got a pass for all these posts ?
>>62062063I'm not gay. No.
>>62062064I beg to differ baggotAND VOILAJUST LIKE THATWTI WILL NEVER BE OVER $90 AGAINTHANK YOU MR. PRESIDENTTHANK YOU ISRAEL MY GREATEST ALLY
Finger broke through the toilet paper this morning. It's gonna be a shit day
>>62062067Give your boss a nice firm handshake.
My strategy for this week: hold then unload everything take profit and go full cash late Thursday. Then we ride this thing out whatever the hell this is
What are you guys plays for the day? Idk anymore everything feels like gambling at this point might as well
>>62062071short oil
>>62062071Someone's getting fucked, but I'm not sure who.
>>62062067Ahhhh.A good old game of bishops stinky finger bottom.>Nya nya.... You've got the stinky finger bottom!
