Comfy Times Ahead Edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Alternate Investmentinghttps://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-legohttps://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htmhttps://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing>Misc:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://bad-dragon.com>Anons in trouble https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-mattershttps://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention>For Swiftiehttps://youtu.be/m8xJxPlmlxc?si=YHKbUk6rXNIxaptCPreviously on /smg/>>62061217
when in doubt always remember
>amazon data centres hit
I love the new captcha, its a fun little brain teaser :3Today we pump then dump then crab then trump speaks and we pump after hours.
BEWARE: This is a MONKEYDONIAN thread.
short oil
>>62061819pbr irmaos? how we felling?
me waiting to dump on yo dumbazz
I imagine rubio has got to be getting sick of donalds shit by now
I'm stuck in Hormuz and I can't get out.
>>62061830what does this mean for RAM prices?WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR RAM PRICES?!?
>>62061851CRASH
>>62061843is this marco boobio?
which one of you niggers told me to invest in sugar
>>62061851my pc that i paid 1800 to build around black friday has totaled 2700 on pcpartpicker for the last like 2 months and hasnt budgedstarting to think the ram/ssd market has peaked
>>62061852Just in time then I need a new PCI also happen to need a job in the renewables sector so things are starting to look up
I screwed myself not selling my oil yesterday didnt I?
>>62061856The top is in. Dump it.
>>62061858It will keep going up now the economic realities are setting in. Either you swing trade and accept the volatility or you go long and wait.
>>62061858No, it will go up. There is a ground invasion planned for the weekend
Closed my oil scalp for a nice 10.2% as it started crabbing and I don't trust it. It's enough for today.
predict donalds next truth tweet....what's he say
>>62061855>he bought
>>62061865It's over we won
To the loudmouthed know nothing from the last thread. I know you're here keeping your head down.All the information you requested was posted. You didn't respond. Why is that?
Got tired of larping as a tranny, but couldn't help using comfy which is tranny coded in the op, ivanShameless
>>62061865Probably something about his gay ballroom or the pool he's cleaning.
what's for breakfast
I am holding a fairly large position in uranium, uranium miners and processors, as well as base metals. They were heemed last week but this pump has turned them green again. I suspect the oil shock will heem by a thousand paper cuts them in the future and then I will be a baggie (not of the worst kind thoughbeit). I am not sure if I should trust my gut or trust the plan in this scenario
>>62061876PISS
>>62061858Be patient. Oil Barrons and TechNO bears will be the winners
>>62061876HUBRIS
>>62061845I expect most people are now. They're just not allowed to say anything.I have this ominous feeling he's going to do something weird this evening; e.g. spontaneously announcing he's withdrawing the US from NATO. I know rKeirs and he looked quite genuinely concerned this morning. According to the Aussies, their rKeir was acting out of sorts as well.
>>62061883did he say anything of interest?
>>62061883Kier was definitely shaken. They know what's coming. When they say hard times they mean REALLY fucking hard times. The kind of times not seen by many people alive today.
>>62061883Sure I just think he would wait until friday to announce something like that
>>62061886He's steering UK back to Europe and away from the schizos across the pond.
I love solving captchas.
>>62061835but not a swiftie thread
>>62061888what's the big problem? they can buy gas from US,
>>62061886A few things.Notably that he'll be looking to fairly rapidly discuss joint security options with Europe. He's also just left a "cob'rah / cobra" meeting, which is an emergency government planning meeting.
>>62061876Shepard's pie spread on toast and a corncob pipe of burley my nigga
>>62061893extremely beta cuck behavior
>>62061895they are all in on itthis is like covid, there will be no solutions.... shortages and scarcity are all part of the plan - everywhere
>>62061895I'd rather impale my own testicles on a sharp stick than give a dollar to America.I'm not alone in this.
>>62061902you don't have a choiceyou want to go up against the strongest military in all of world history, UK is just a little cuck island
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OIL BAGGOTSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA>He thought the black goo would make him rich>He thought he could profit from the misery of millions>He thought the second most abundant liquid was somehow scarcePffftttttt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAR
iran is still begging to make a deal with the US, it would be nice if don Tok the deal and world could be back to so-called normal. finish the paper work already
>>62061904>strongest militaryUkraine would beat the current US armed forces easily.
>The country that built his hegemony since WWII on securing shipping lanes and assuring global trade through undisputable naval supremacy >have called for backup to secure the Hormussy>couldn't secure the HormussyJesus Christ you have no idea how bad this is. And the market celebrates that on a bang, surreal. If the US withdraw without controlling the strait, it signals that it no longer has the ability to guarantee anything. Iran will charge for passage, and you can be sure it won't be the only one to do that in other parts of the world.Furthermore, having the US as a "protector" has become pointless when it couldn't prevent damage on its bases and on civilian infrastructures.This is Suez 2.0. But worse.
market go brrrr, easy calls
>>62061909have you ever considered that if iran makes it too gay to use the strait, other countries will just get their oil from america instead, who has plenty?
>>62061909uh but america already won though
>>62061909The most hilarious part was seeing the Patriot defense systems being wet noodles. And since the defense sector is totally corrupt, they won't even shift into drone-based warfare.
I NEED AN EARLY MORNING DRUNK RANT TRUTHhopefully talking shit about worthless euros
>>62061912Or, they will just buy it from Iran.
>>62061912Do Americans really think that Trump's recent outbursts hasn't soured relationships across the world? You are becoming an Israel-tier pariah at this rate.
>>62061919If given a chance to fight America right now I'd be at the recruitment office.
>>62061918>>62061919you retards are too emotional to make sound financial decisions. this is why you are oil baggies and your market puts got btfo
>>62061918Canada is more likely at this point
>>62061919Wait for the real backlash in a few weeks when people start really suffering thanks to Americas retardation.
>>62061922My portfolio is green and I closed my oil scalp for a bonus 10% already this morning.
>>62061923Very bullish on Canada since Davos.
>Reporter: “Iranian government threatened a bunch of U.S. companies in the region today.” >President Trump: “With what? What did they threaten them with? BB guns or? They don't have much left to threaten.”>Reporter: “My question for you is—”>President Trump: “You made a statement. What did they threaten them with? I don't know. Tell me. How did they threaten them?” >Reporter: “All I know is that they threatened them, sir.” >President Trump: “What does that mean?” >Reporter: “Fair enough.” >President Trump: “They said something nasty?” >Reporter: “Are you helping to back stop them?” >President “Trump: You don't even know what the threat was. What was the threat? I haven't heard it. What was the threat? Did they say they're going to blow them up? You know what they're not going to do? They're not going to hit them with a nuclear weapon.”
>>62061876Its dinner time where I liveI'm having microwave pasta and beer
>>62061926Brown folks all over the world suffer every day. Why will a few more weeks make a difference?I’m doing good by the way
>>62061931got a vid?
>>62061895we live in a globalised economy son, if supply goes down then prices go up for EVERYONE and if energy prices go up then the price of EVERYTHING goes up with itso whats about to happen is that EVERYTHING gets more expensive, for EVERYONE
>>62061931Yup, its Migger Wednesday.
>>62061931wow that's hecking basedMIGA
>>62061933>Why will a few more weeks make a difference?If you don't know that perhaps you'd be more suited to Facebook or some other such platform for idiots.
At least I get an annual 2% interest on all that cash I'm sitting on while green dildos pleasure the stock market to orgasmic highs.No, I'm not FUCKING MAD!
still waiting for trumps gift of 10 tankers of oil from iran to start moving that were on the way to him a few days ago
>>62061940You can't get better than 2%?
>>62061934actually yes https://x.com/RedWavePress/status/2039109369434890430?s=20
What football club does ngubu play for?
>>62061931that guy is not helping the press stay free
>US MBA Mortgage Applications 27-Mar: -10.4% (prev -10.5%)- 30-Yr Mortgage Rate: 6.57% (prev 6.43%)oof
>>62061944Still waiting on the 20 paki tankers that aren't even there to leave the gulf too.
>>62061940>2%you might as well just hold cash
>>62061954They can all live in the throne, I mean ballroom.
>>62061931I mean the orangutan has a point there
>>62061931Trumps talk of walking away is a feint. As we speak more and more forces are heading to the region. They are trying to build up for some sort of ground operation.
>>62061945I'm an europoor. I don't see anything better unless bonds but I suspect rate hikes so I don't want to park money there.
>>62061960One blew up this morning.
>>62061940Don't worry, the real dip hasn't come yet. Just keep sitting on cash and reap later on.
>>62061907They're not even talking to them. You dunce
>>62061931
>>62061970He's not worth replying to desu. He got utterly btfo in the last thread and just keeps going as if nothing happened.
> futures
>>62061955>>62061944The 20 tankers are there, you just can't see them, they turned their transponder off!
>>62061909Don is based when did biz get infected with such fags?
>>62061939If you don’t know the answer just say so anon.
>>62061980They deployed stealth tankers, that's how advanced the americans are.
>>62061876chickin sammich
>>62061983>pulls out >”go get it yourself then”>they do>everything works out fineTwo muslim countries should have no issues trading without the US, is he retarded?
just like that, oil is a buy again
>>62061983WTF has "based" go to do with making money you absolute bagless plonker. Go back to pol idiot.
Is this fakeout, or is the war over?
>>62061991I ain't doing dick before Trump's speech.Genuinely 50/50
>>62061996Fakeout. The forces continue to be built up.
>>62061990>everything works out finethen why are all the EU fags crashing out>Two muslim countries should have no issues tradingwho gives a shit
Israel has been mute through this.
>>62061964With what?
>>62061996Absolute fake out. This will escalate.
>>62062000I guess you didn’t get the joke
>>62062003They have used other means to pressure America. You think leak yesterday was a mistake? If Trump stops war they'll expose his sissy fetish to world
>>62061997This. Not touching this shit until then even if I do believe him pulling out is a feint.
>>62062004A BB gun I believe.
Why’d Starmer and Albanese hold press conferences today to reassure people? I feel like they have intel that Trump will escalate over the Easter weekend
>>62062007no way that's real bro. Who's even taking these pictures? This is sometheing you do when you're alone and gooning, not with someone taking a picture of it and your dog making the 'If only you knew how bad things are' face in the background.
>>62062010You don't need special intel to see where this is going. It's already here.
>futures
>>62062010wonder if carney does similar today... they are all part of the same circle
>>62062014that was so gay
>>62062011I think they intentionally only allow people who can be blackmailed into power
>>62062010He didn't announce anything though?
>>62062016yeah
Solded some of my pm bags. Oil shock is going to have people scrambling for cash soon, they'll start selling the bags
>>62061912Have you ever considered price of oil would be 200 dollars a barrel . Gulf oil is the cheapest oil to extract .
>>62062019He said enough.
>>62062025I'm actually looking to add gold. It seems to have stabilised.
>>62062007KEK
retards gonna keep saying stupid shit and not buy calls while the market goes straight fucking up like i said it would
>>62062033line gongo down
>>62062011its not real look at the door, someone edited the og pic to put the dog in the doorway there. how can blackmail be real anymore when the victim can just brush it aside as AI
>>62062035not todaymaybe in the future but not today fucko
>>62062033>buys monthly calls with VIX at 30>thinks he'll make money
>>62061983> help , bibi and I have made a situation where the world will suffer oil shocks unless they go and attack a country they don’t have any interest in attacking , because bibi wants a greater Israel and Donnie’s voter base want the second coming .Migatards are some of the most retarded people to breathe air . People will study for generations what sort of cuckoldry prompted people to go send their kids to die in bibis war.
>>62061931is this real?if so don is an jack a**
>>62062030Oil shortages have not actually hit europe or asia in full force yet, and even when they do, countries will still have reserve to tap into. It'll take months for this pain to fully go through the system and everyone is way too optimistic for no reason other than vibesPM should still go up long term though, I'm hodling most of my bags still
>SPY is going to do a +5% over two to three days>just to counter when the US announces ground forcesCompletely fake and completely gay market
>>62062048It's real. I watched it live yesterday.
>>62062048https://nitter.net/RedWavePress/status/2039109369434890430#m
>>62062048>>62061949
>>62062050There's already signs of shortages in UK from panic buying.
>>62062056>>62062052you got a pass for all these posts ?
>>62062063I'm not gay. No.
>>62062064I beg to differ baggotAND VOILAJUST LIKE THATWTI WILL NEVER BE OVER $90 AGAINTHANK YOU MR. PRESIDENTTHANK YOU ISRAEL MY GREATEST ALLY
Finger broke through the toilet paper this morning. It's gonna be a shit day
>>62062067Give your boss a nice firm handshake.
My strategy for this week: hold then unload everything take profit and go full cash late Thursday. Then we ride this thing out whatever the hell this is
What are you guys plays for the day? Idk anymore everything feels like gambling at this point might as well
>>62062071short oil
>>62062071Someone's getting fucked, but I'm not sure who.
>>62062067Ahhhh.A good old game of bishops stinky finger bottom.>Nya nya.... You've got the stinky finger bottom!
>>62062077Stinking bishop is the best cheese.
>wasn't able to trade yesterday >everything up 20%Ahahahahhahahahhahaha FUCK YOU
happy April's fools rally!
>>62062071Wait for the outcome of the Kharg Island takeover
>>62062070I'm hoping to pick up cheapies Thursday close. I sold a fair chunk yesterday at the end.
Trump just ended the war, we won we fuckin won
>>62062084literally this or at least the outcome of the inevitable land invasion where ever it lands
> relief rally lasts another dayI mean I knew it would but I still wasn't ready
>>62062067>not using washable shop towels to wipeAnon?
>>62061989wtf is a sammich
explaining the obvious here:>pump this week to make some ground>long weekend with friday markets closed>orange chimpout during the weekend>blood red monday
>>62062094>friday markets closedforget about that
Is it confirmed he´s going to speak on the war? So often when he speaks and people are expecting something its just a pointless yap about nothing.
>red the days I have no money to invest>green when I get paidEvery fucking time
>>62062042Don't you idiots realize??? Almost 20% of oil trade is kind of but not really closed!!!!!!! This means the world is ending!!???
>>62062100good possibility it's a rant about the ballroom and doesn't even mention iran
>>62062100Nobody knows. Might be about Artemis, might be about marble, might be about starting a draft.
>he missed slurping the bottomthis is gonna be just like the tariff tantrum, we are going back to ATHs
>>62062109judging by the comments seems like everybody here slurped the bottom so..
>>62062109I slurped the bottom but that is because I buy stock at the end of every month
>>620621002 hours of:> We're winning the war. We're doing great. Oil is cheap. They're begging me for peace. Someone needs to start to grab his mic after 30 min
Dark monday is coming
>>62062109Nah, that was fake bottom to make everyone buy in and rugpull them into real bottom.
>>62062115Smart, just like Warren Buffett did
>>62061819Ees2Gud1!
>>62062120>Nah, that was fake bottom to make everyone buy in and rugpull them into real bottom.This. See you guys in a month or so. Enjoy bagholding.
>>62062118Anyone holding until Monday deserves everything they get.
This is a bull trap
>>62062116why don't we have a bingo card for this war yetwhat board pieces should be on it ?:obliteratedbegging for peaceno nuclearcheap oilalready wonno weapons leftbest pilotsetc...what other board pieces for iran war bingo?
>>62062025Yeah but they will recover fast as they race to save the system. So holding is probably fine if you can’t be bothered timing the system.
>>62062102Imagine not having money on all the days
Who is this marketmaker?
>>62062125it would be really ironic for a "april fools" rally
I was betting crab day but I have a bad feeling.
Awesome i sold the very bottom! now were going back to normal as if nothing ever happened!COOL!
war is definitely won all they have to do now is open the dang straight
>>62062142
>another day of suspicious green futes
HOW IS THE WAR WON WHEN THE OIL ISN'T FLOWING? THE OIL FLOW IS ALL THAT MATTERS
We're opening this strait!
>>62062114I wanted to slurp a lot more though
Still closed
what day is this on the 10 day deadline to open the straight or get powerplants blown
>>62062149i've been following the war for since it started and i still dont know who is fighting who
I think don forgot he made a 10 day deadlinea redline if you will. did he forget about that
>>62062109>every single one of my normie friends on instagram/facebook are screaming BUY BUY BUY>"the bottom is heckin innarino">"lol ur gonna miss the generational bottom chud">im just waiting for the signal to buy calls then im all in>every boomer with all their money tied up is screaming "rebound">every single person who's touched finance over the past 10 years is screaming THE BOTTOM IS HECKIN INyeah, we're in for some serious pain ahead
>>62062157doesn't matter we already won a few times
>>62062157Read some history, it's jews vs. gentiles
>>62061865>Boots on ground>Haha April fools!
>>62062162when you say "we" you mean the good guys, right?
You think the market moves based upon news?!?!?!..heh, by the time you notice the sentiment shift, it's already too late.Ngmi
>>62062164yeah maybe Marx was right, maybe all warfare is class warfare. And if thats true, the only real winner of this war is China.
Just saw Nike
>>62062172that a movie
getting heemed on the burger to pound exchange rate
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHWTFWTWTF WTF WTFAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62062165This but the clown isn't joking and the real prank was the 'strong negotiations and strong peace'
At what time is Trump speaking? Seems too early, wouldn't he speak tomorrow right after the markets are closed if he wanted to send boots on the ground during this 3 days weekend?Or maybe it's for the Artemis mission?
>>62062179He needs to calm the bond market. Tweeting about peace is not enough anymore.
>>62062172>Nigger, the stock>stoopid shoes only bought by joggers and retarded funkopop collectorsThey had it coming.
lmao wtf
wat
WOOOOOHHHWFWTFWTF WTF WTFWOOOOOOHHHHHWE'RE SO FUCKING BACK SMIGGERS
>Iran’s New Regime President, much less Radicalized and far more intelligent than his predecessors, has just asked the United States of America for a CEASEFIRE! We will consider when Hormuz Strait is open, free, and clear. Until then, we are blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages!!! President DJT
TRUMP ASKED IRAN FOR A CEASEFIRE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLSSSSSS
>>62062172>get free fractional shares from broker as a promotion>it's NikeOnly like 50$ of value, but it's still somewhat amusing to me.
>>620621799PM
more fake news!!!!
can grok make a iran war bingo board?I wouldn't know how and I don't have grok
Dear Based God, Please give one more green dayThen I sell bags to retardsThank you based God
kek baggies
>>62062193NOW GO GET YOUR FUCKIN CEASEFIRE!
>>62062192>Its realThis is the most crabbish news imaginable. Volatility is the play today, pump then dump then pump again ahead of the victory announcement tonight.
>>62062084Even if it happens they'll just get btfo by drones or artillery. I just wonder if they're retarded enough to do that
this is so fake lmfaoim buying calls 0dtei will profit from this madnesssomeone tell me im crazy for thinking this is fake or do I have tin foil hat fatigue from the last few months
>>62062193hes done that beforeIran said no
>>62062192
>>62062192They've been asking for a ceasefire every day now and the algos are still falling for it.
lol which president
>>62062192are we sure he hasn't developed a serious drinking problem, I think his getting drunk every morning it sure sounds like it
stuntin' on that pump pussydumpin' on that trump bussy (before friday close)
>>62062193At least post a screenshot I'm not sure if this is worth mentioning
No matter what faggots say, don't let you eyes deceive you. An amphibious invasion is impossible. Either way, the market will pump lmfoa
>>62062192...?????? the president literally did not change
What a fucking clown show
>>62062218it changed, bigly
QUADS AND WE JUST LIKE FUCKING RETARD PUMP OR WHATEVER SMIGGA
Another day, another Truth Social post
>>62062215>>62062222Thanks
>>62062221fuck wrong with you nigga stop playing with my money nigga
>>62062216>amphibious invasion is impossiblewhy seems very possible
sell the news
excited for the times when every time he tweets something the market tanks instead of pumps so maybe he'll go away like biden did after his midterm election
>>62062216Regime change was also impossible but they still went for it
>>62062222Checked. Quads of dual nature
Maybe market manipulation and bombing isn't good for the market.
>>62062222Will markets believe him this time?
>>62062237Shut your god damn commie mouth
>>62062222>iran's "president"?>literally 1 or 2 days ago they were saying it was impossible to negotiate directly with iran because the chain of command was scattered across many military divisionsvery sus
Our quant dropped a new one as well.
>>62062222Anyone else picture this new regime being someone in next room calling with a silly voiceMaybe an AI voice of Gilbert Gottfried
kek nobody believed
>>62062227>>62062232You're either trolling me or you are blind.Why is the Gerald Ford out of theaterWhat happened to our closest GCC base, crucial for naval operations, in BahrainEven aside from the fact that an invasion would instantly shatter our world economy for good, no more TACO tuesdays to save crude.Why is Israel quiet. How are their operations in Lebanon going?You should have bought the dip yesterday anon
I mean do they just hire some random person in the ME to call the oval office once a day and say please mr pres I'm begging you for a deal I just need a couple weeks
>>62062233It's insane how many people get mad at the original. It's obviously retarded and the "creator" knows it. That's what makes it funny
Guys, did USA actually get a cease fire? Where's all the Iranian tranny posters? I barely see any America doomed and I swear I got banned from Reddit because I was pro Trump but now I love Biden - posts. This could be it.
>>62062242wtf lmaonext up: due diligence
kek
>>62062245>Why is the Gerald Ford out of theaterWasn't that the one that caught on fire? Isn't it being repaired?>What happened to our closest GCC base, crucial for naval operations, in BahrainBlown up by Iran?I'm not sure where these questions are supposed to lead me
>>62062249>did USA actually get a cease fireno lol
>>62062245reddit spacing? fade this man.
now that the US successfully won another war and remains undefeated, what's next for the greatest country on earth?
>>62062241this truth post is insane because if anyone knows Iran AT ALLThey know the truth, nobody in Iran is scared of the US at the upper echelons of political society and nobody would be willing to just up and have a ceasefire.God just make me money so I can exit this madhouse
>>62062242sry ghalibaf, but today I'm finally making some money
>>62062255Then where's all the raging trannies?
>>62062252Can't wait for him to drop>Past performance is not indicative of future performance.with regard to the US military.
Reply positively to this post in order to manifest a ceasefire and crash oil to 0
>>62062259I think Khazakstan will expand their uranium empire
>>62062262that was just baggler
Market just made up a fake 30 Day Easter Ceasefire and is going with it, lets goooo!
>>62062222absolute top signal
>>62062222what a nothingburger
I usually don't short but I'm thinking about shorting the fuck out of Nasd-ACK if today is also a pump. No way in hell techsisters are going to survive the Easter special.
>>62062270What are you talking about retard, everything is sliding down except oil because the post is obviously fake
>>62062259Lmao we're just gonna pull out and say we won. Hilarious. Also wtf are these captchas
>>62062245>Why is Israel quiet. How are their operations in Lebanon going?Last time I checked they displaced 600000 lebanese and intend to destroy their homes, thus performing the biggest act of ethnic cleansing in 21st century
>>62062280based
>>62062276Its going up on my screen.
>>62062222>no Thank you for your attention to this matterFake news
I think he's going to simultaneously declare victory and that the war is over while also authorizing ground troops in the same breathI can't imagine Trump doing a dedicated press conference with major networks all playing it just to say we're leaving, it's obviously going to be viewed as an embarrassing failure for him and he does not want those optics magnified. Escalation of the war, he is fine with, he thinks it makes him look powerful
>>62062278trump wants to win 47 times before he pulls out.
>>62062280how do they get away with it?
>>62062289kek i love this captcha
>>62062280>>62062290Azerbaijan got away with a similar thing a couple years ago, no one gave a shit, so I don't think the international response will even exist tbdesu
>US President Trump: 'We're Going To Be Out Of Iran Pretty Quickly,' Won't Give Timeline – RTRS Interview- Iran Will Not Have A Nuclear Weapon 'Nor Do They Want One'- 'We've Had Full Regime Change' In Iran- Have Some More Targets Left; If We Have To, We'll Come Back To Do Spot Hits- Will Express 'My Disgust' With NATO In His Speech; Says He Is 'Absolutely'- Doesn’t Care About Nuclear Material; Will Watch By Satellite
>“We will consider when Hormuz Strait is open, free, and clear. Until then, we are blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages!!!”truly a modern day diplomat
>>62062278we camewe sawthey died
>>62062222So, uh, they're talking to the memepresident that was always there, when somehow this very guy seemingly didn't exist when they were searching for someone to talk to after proudly obliterating everyone, and now this guy just exists?
Why isn't it dumping yet
>>62062293>- Doesn’t Care About Nuclear Material; Will Watch By Satellitelmao what an admission
>>62062259I don't get this at allIran would just obliterate Israel
Is the top gonna be today, or tomorrow? I'm definitely selling everything but can't decide if I should wait one more day. He won't do anything stupid before friday surely?
>>62062222I voted for this
>>62062293he's going to try and withdraw from NATO without congressional approval. is this bearish or bullish?
>>62062288>We won folks, we won. It was a great Victory, probably the Greatest in History, but the failing Radical left media won't show you that. Iran has a new regime and they want us to be friends. They like me so much, they asked me to be their Supreme Leader, but I said no. The Hormuz Strait will open soon. Or maybe it won't, it would open if the NATO members came to help us, but they didn't. Very Nasty countries, very ungrateful. So now it won't open, but it's their fault. I told them to do it, but they didn't. We won a Beautiful victory, folks, the best, and our economy has never been better thanks to me.Insert more confused rambling as the markets rally and then collapse again.
>>62062241yes? It's 2026 big guy. If it wasn't difficult to get a hold of them he could have a conversation that afternoon. Since it is difficult it takes a day or two.
>>62062288He thinks that deploying ground troops to Kharg is winning the war so that's why he's going to declare victory
>>62062300first the goyim have to bite the bait and them let them deal with the real world
>>62062222He's sending in Queens of the Stone Age to fight?!
Why don’t 3rd world women shave their legs and arms. Asking for a friend
>>62062313France left NATO for 40 years the deep state will just rejoin after Trump leaves
Crazy how you can see the algo spike from "CEASEFIRE" then as they move on reading the post it goes wobbly directly after
>pump>crab>dumpBased on Trump’s truth what is today going to be?
>>62062323France never left NATO, this fake internet "truth" has to fucking stop. They just weren't part of the integrated command so it could use its nukes however it wanted, but other than that it was and is in NATO.
>>62062326One colored dildo or another is approaching
we have a lot of newfags that don't understand 99% of price action is being controlled by the 90% of money moving in the market at the behest of like 4-500 men who have several floors of people working for them doing analysis.tweets and headlines are ex post facto rationalizations for things that were going to happen anyway for totally unrelated reasons.
>>62062292Completely different situations. Azerbaijan occupied a territory that was rightfully theirs according to the international law; Armenia illegally annexed a piece of Azerbaijan in the early 90s and the Azeri now took it back. Here, however, Israel has no legal basis to annex parts of Lebanon.
>>62062326
Gonna be a hard pill to swallow when the commission finally finds out Trump was talking to an Indian crypto scammer.
>>62062326You gotta PUMP IT UP.
>>62062335I don't get it so what that doesn't change anything most of them are just gambling on what president cheeto will say
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>pre-market pump already winding downoh hell naw
>>62062347based beyond belief.
>>62062347based
WTFWT
>>62062347LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao they are really doing everything they can to make sure oil stays at 100
Nobody bake today, there's nothing to say.
>>62062347american bros, don't let me down and make bank
>>62062347Based
