Quit job to make a startup like a true nomad. Failed. Got into motorbike crash and pay my last cash for a broken door to an indonesian taxi drier. My fren (startup cofounder) almost lost his ision drinking arak. After that we lost our last capital betting in underground chicken fights. And now my kubuntu laptop keyboard is broken, I literally cannot type ‘’. No bad ibes.Am I winning?
>>62067857the fuck are you even trying to communicate retard?
>>62067877he's russian, he's just drunk
>>62067888Haha, looks like he should go fight in ukraine
>>62067877fuck off irgin. im trying to tell you that i am dying here in canggu
>>62067933if we bomb kye, we would not hae no more prostitutes in the homeland, bro
>>62067857>Am I winning?yup. Way more exciting life than 99% of people.Congrats!
>>62067857does MIR credit card work, do you have russian community there?
10 years from now you will look back and it was>the best time of your life
>>62067977you joking, my brother? MIR (so you would know it translates like "world") doesnt work anywhere accept russia. i use my card to kill fucking little ants on my desk.but community is the only thing that keeps me on solid ground. couple days ago I stumbled upon one mad shaman dude from lat_ia and he showed me some crazy technics how you go into shrooms-like trip without no real shrooms (use yr breathing like a true shaman)
>>62068029to make money, check other tourist destinations (Ibiza) and what bali lacks, start pouring drinks for tourists to get some money inflow
>>62068029Protip: try that breathing technique in a swimming pool, late at night where no one will find you until next morning.
>>62068146It probably involves hyperventilation. Apnoe divers do it but it's walking a knife's edge. Diving instructors have been found dead in swimming pools when they tried to train that technique alone.
>>62068029get two bottles of alcohol and some juice, get icepack, walk around in the beach, selling cold coctails, you will earn bare minimum to survive get might meet new people, old grannies who want young meat
> try that breathing technique in a swimming poolIm not yet ready to become a fish, since im still on the evolution level of ameba
>>62068160if you are such a smartass you would tell me how do i get two bottles of alco with empty wallet
>>62068248steal from hotel room of drunk Australian girls?
>>62067972>>62068013Unironically this, I'd love to have a beer (or in your case vodka) with you and listen to your stories. 99% of people (goyim) are just existing, you have joined the 1% who are LIVING
>>62067857>Am I winning?You are not dead splattered all over a ditch in Ukraine, so yes you personally, by Russian standards, are winning.I hope you can continue to remain un-dead in an un-ditch. Try creating a YouTube channel singing songs mocking putin set to old Russian/Soviet patriotic tunes. You could open it up with "Still Alive" from Portal but with anti-Putin lyrics, for the zoomer gamer crowd to gain audience share. Get monetization going, make enough to survive.
>>62068248Try sucking off drunken Aussies in exchange for vodka. Or you could charge 20,000 rupiah per cumshot -- get your daily protein needs fulfilled and then buy a little cooking oil to drink to get enough fat in your diet to avoid starvation.
>>62068542Incredibly gay post
>>62068575I'm surprised you don't think this >>62068558 is gayer. Seriously? You think showtunes are more faggoty than drinking cum??Anyway, for OP, there's a rumor that Putin is going to declare "mission accomplished" pretty soon because they've hit over 800,000 known dead (acknowledged in a Russian MoD document leak), not even counting all the disabled and "missing" (dead but vaporized by artillery or in one case caught on video a direct hit from some sort of antitank missile).So, stay alive on Bali for two to ten more months and you can go home without fear of forcible conscription and ending up fertilizing a farm field in Ukraine.
Why in bali look for orangutans in the jungle. Clove cigarettes are based. You'll be coughing up blood
>>62068605unlike you I've not only got a penis but also balls so it's quite easy to find a better option for fertilizing
>>62067877He's ready to be droned
>>62067857>Am I winning?yes.
>>62067857>After that we lost our last capital betting in underground chicken fights.
>>62068786- check out my cock, bro- no, you check out my cock, bro
>>62069127maybe we should rub our cocks together sometime
>>62067857>underground chicken fightsYou could write a book lol
>>62068766>it's quite easy to find a better option for fertilizingYou won't be given that option if you go back to Pootinland, you'll just be sent off to die like all vatniks deserve. Anyway, if you're a vatnik then I take it all back, you should go die for Great Pootin like a Real Rooskie Man instead of cowering in Bali like the piece of shit that you are.
>>62067857This is who the western world is excited to import
>>62067857>underground chicken fightspics or it didn't happen, ivan.
>>62069127that's not a fight
kek
I would send you some money fren but the last anon I sent money to said he would be my best friend but I never heard from him again.Hope he's OK.
If you live stream an underground chicken fight I would pay to see it lmao
>>62067857>kubuntuinstall gentoo
>>62067857I used to have incredible shit luck and end up in situations like you do (one time I wake up in Uruguay, and I am not from Uruguay), but man, you win hard.No way to find freelance jobs?
>>62071896>(one time I wake up in Uruguay, and I am not from Uruguaykek how does this even happen
>>62071910Because stupidity.I am the type of drunk who thinks everyone is a friend.>go out to drink with friends after class>eat nothign before because alchool works faster in empty stomachs (i was very broke during my uni years)>friends leave one after another>i make new friends>talk about how booze is so much cheaper in Uruguay free shops due no tax>aparently i convince a bunch of people to drive 400km to buy shit at a freeshop>i don't remember this, but we mannage to get 6 people that barelly know each other and fit inside a beat up VW golf>i wake up in UruguayAnother time I lost my job because the funny guy showed his asshole to a camera while wearing the company uniform
>>62071300it was the championship
>>62071929kek your uruguay golf story wins tho.how the fuck do you even convince strangers for 400km booze run
>>62071811I feel like need to launch a degen token on pump. If it's gets to raydium, I swear I'll buy a rooster, name it after the ticker and stream his fightclub path
