>Accountant
>>62072339>Jam boy
>decide to change careers>doing a master's in accounting for the CPA>apply for accounting assistant job in new york area 2 years ago>big fat boomer real estate mogul brags about how he put in the time for 30 years and it can totally be me too>offers me 14 dollars an hour to start, after a year I could be making 21 dollars! he says"everyone starts somewhere" doesn't actually work when the money they offer you isn't enough to not be homeless.
>>62072339Grim.
My accounting degree was basically:1. Assets= Liabilities + Shareholder's Equity2. Excel code monkey
>>62072339Based accountant anon. How much do you save each month?
>>62072403i did the same thing. went to my college's job fair in 2017. simon & schuster was trying to hire accountants in nyc for like $40k/year. kek. anyways i make $148k/yr and wfh today.
>>62072403>14 dollars an hourI'm a thirdie and make 20 an hour, what the fuck lmao. And I'm still in the process of getting a proper qualification.
>>62072858I think I don't have another 7 years to wait to make more than 100k....
>>62072339>Fisherman
>>62072403Just intern at a big 4. Youll make $20-$25 an hour and do virtually nothing
>>62072403I make $125k a year wfh. >t. CPA 15 years experience I just pray to god the AICPA doesn’t audit my CPE (hint: I have no cpe)
>>62072339>Male prostitute for 18 year old virgins and 50+ year old cougars...
>>62072339>blue gollar
>>62073159>(hint: I have no cpe)why?
>>62073316Ain’t nobody got time for that
>>62073392isn't it illegal to forge CPE considering you're licensed with a state regulatory body?
>>62072339>accountantIs the "learn2code" and get a trade of 2026, but it filters code bros cause it isn't nearly as sexy of a profession and trade bros because they don't want to sit still and not shit talk their ex wife for 8 hours a day.
>>62073397I’m not forging anything I’m just saying I got the hours when I didn’t. If they ask for my credits or whatever then I’m fucked and will prob lose my license. Although I don’t use my license for anything so I don’t even know if I’m going to bother renewing it.
>>62072339>LawyerI should've been a pilot desu it is my passion
>>62074043At lawyers are well paid and prestigious. As an accountant I barely make above poverty and no one respects me. Not even my bitch wife.
>>62072591unit really should've been teaching accountants python, not excel. it's just such blatant treatment of students as consumer goys to teach them Excel(^TM) over Python, which would've made them better accountants and given them greater employability or potential for career pivots.
>>62074024Large coffee.
>>62072339>Zogbot in Finance trade>Spend all day booking flights and doing claims>Nothing financial or accounting >Recruiter lied.jpg>Have to do gay zog shit too>No career prospects outside of zog shitIf I didn't save a lot of money I still can't recommend it unless you desperately need a job. The people are unbearable
>>62074077what did he mean by this
>bank HROnly guy in an office with 6 other 55 year old women that hate and fight each other every day.
Accountants are losers.
>>62073159BrutalThat's entry level swe salary
>>62072339>controls money>complainsskill issue
>>62074614You don't control anything, you just keep track of what other people are doing.
>>62074534swe are also losers like accounting fags.
>>62074516>>62074625If you have less than 3 kids, lower your tone
