Kicking it oldschool edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread >>62075094
>>62075895>no /smg/ in the name>old /smg/ still on page 1retarded nigger
>>62075895Anyone else shorting oil!
>>62075902I hate yelling at the baker. You are an asshole, but you are not wrong...
>>62075895nigger, people set up bookmarks to catalogue queries
>>62075895nigger
>>62075910Yup. So no point in doing anything.
>>62075895Nigger
Good episode of How Baggies Are Made on Quest.
>>62075905Is pepper spray part of the gear a zogbot carries around?
fidelity chads rise up
>no matter how wealthy you become, you will always be a maidenless midwitstocks for this?
>>62075928Diageo
>>62075916yeah i'm seeing a good probability of forced dumping. but like anon says, and is certainly reasonable given some all the late comers to PMs>>62075918it probably has a floor higher than other asset classes in such a scenario. mostly bonds lmao
>>62075905Fucking disgusting SeriouslyWanting a bunch of zoomers who no one likes back home to go die for Israel in hope of MAYBE someone going to like themWell I been there to army, (not for pussy though) and everything that keeps you incel as a civilian, will continue keeping you incel throughout your service, and no one GIVES A SHIT that you been in military. Like zero pussy comes with it after your service anywayLike it’s so pointless I don’t even tell people I been in army.
Legit question why are dems generally more based with it comes to Israel? >inb4 they’re all owned Yah but Obama was the one who signed the Iran nuclear deal against Israel’s wishes
>>62075895SOXL under $10 soon
>>62075941the burgers always look better on the commercials
Bad news
>>62075934:'(
>>62075905I will on Sunday when it opens at $120
>>62075941Now I want a burger but I just ate pie and beans.
>>62075953People will start drinking alcohol again soon.
>>62075938Thank you for your service
>>62075928A thai hooker costs like $50 for the night
>>62075963well now you're 50 dollars short and have the clap
>>62075964crack a ladyboy, problem solved
>>62075967now you have aids
>>62075960I have Pernod Ricard and Remy Cointreux as a well. Im not too worried about them. Booze is one of the most universal constants through known human history. They're busy reformulating as well releasing things like lower alcohol spritzers and stuff.I suspect part of the reason their prices are down is money moving to tech and defense; they follow almost inverse curves. Part of my strat is just to park in booze for when the techerino bubble inevitably deflates again.
>>62075969take prep
is this /smg/? If so thoughts on COPX? JPM said it’s gonna moon, just got off th phone with Jamie.
>>62075963thanks I never considered this. my outlook is completely changed.
>>62075938Godspeed veteran
>>62075974Add up the amount of money you spend on women, divide it by home much you got to fuck themGuaranteed over the life of a LTR it's thousands per crack which is more expensive than a call girl
>>62075972okay so now you're 50 dollarydoos short, have aids, and are now on a monthly prescription subscription
>>62075979bro if you think a tinder slut is cleaner than an escort you're only fooling yourself
>>62075869>>62075884Well I was more annoyed that normalfag culture is catering to them. In /smg/ terms they are the people who are consuming the slop that keeps companies afloat.So I suppose that it bullish for the companies but bearish for society. I also saw that jeets have an IQ of sub 80, so I suppose any company or investment or crypto is a red flag unless you dump on them(I think I read India does the bulk of options trades these days, nominally. And most of them are 0-2dte gambles)So tldr if youre doing 0dte, youre doing the same strategy pajeet gamblers do
>>62075963do they have the big booty variety.
>>62075984they have blacks and russians working there now
>>62075982I never said that, stop coping
>>62075940Blacks are already at the bottom of the US social ladder so they have little to lose by openly hating the Jews, also they regularly get fucked by the banks/credit card companies which they associate with the Jews so this reinforces this feeling (whether or not they make responsible financial decisions is a separate topic)Meanwhile Arabs hate the Jews because of IsrealDems, in modern history, have been the home party of the black & brown for various reasons so take the above two things and fuse them together for your answerAnd for bonus points, Whites in the farther left portions of the Dems base support the opinions of the blacks/arabs due to white guilt. So although nominally Antisemitism is le problematic, they are willing to let some things slide. Some are even antisemitic themselves as they believe the Jews control the means of production (which they want to sieze).
>>62075989I think the Jews on the left are more of the all inclusive satanic cultist kind and not the zionist kind.
>>62075928>stocks for this?I have one maiden... MAKO.ps.Don't show up to sector 7 on Monday
>>62075928Shut up and man up bitch. Tons of ugly retarded motherfuckers have girls.
>>62075989>which they associate with the JewsAnd they associate Jews with WHYPIPO
>>62076014weak bait
>>62076014yeah ugly girls nobody wants to date. so no stock picks?
>>62075986ooooo booba and bunda
>>62076037>bundaMy son had 'i love bunda' as his WhatsApp profile message. I had to look it up.Proud of him.
>>62075910>>62075937What are you boys buying if things are deeply discounted?
>>62076049I'm looking for a cheaper entry back into BAE, AEP, ONDX for now but I want to see where the world is going after this war really for longer term plays.I don't think we will be in the same timeline for long.
niggers AndJEWS
CALLS ON ORACLE https://nationaltoday.com/us/tx/austin/news/2026/04/03/oracle-files-thousands-of-h-1b-visa-petitions-amid-mass-layoffs/
>>62076055>ONDX*ONDS
>>62076049gold, TKR, HOOD, UBER, COST, AGNC + NLY among alot of other stuff. good time to start reading up and get ready imo. industrials and staples got so overpriced YTD. was waiting for an entry for months now and it just all ran away from me. the flows into international stocks are insane recently too. seems like it's setting up for an insane rugpull as people want safety/sell america but i don't think they understand correlation when it comes to nil-liquidity environments
>>62076066babe, i'm gonna slurp oracle eventually. it doesn't look too attractive now, you're probably right, it probably goes much lower. thing is though that tons of companies store their closed data with them, and thousands of mid-size companies aren't about to suddenly get into data centers, it doesn't make any sense, they have a good niche whose value is magnified by ai. using you as a sentiment guage too, at or around when you declare victory over oracle baggies is when i think i start to buy.
Oracle is going to be a falling knife sometime in the next few years
I ain’t gone hold you shit’s about to go down next week
>>62076098It doesn't look like de-escalation is on the cards.
so did Bibi actually get hit by a missile?
>>62076092>staples got so overpricedCouple of ideas for the scrapbook.
>>62076107estee lauder starting to look really good here
>>62076107i can stomach international industrials like SHEL, RIO, BHP, GLEN. canadian aswell. but i think capital controls start to bite soon and it will result in some wild binary outcomes. Dump wants 50% increase in defense budget for FY '27; writings on the wall for capital controls imo.
so you guys don't realize or don't care that the name of this thread is wrong?
>>62076113*materials. industrials can be substituted>>62076114picrel
>>62075905Whatever happened to Lujan?
>>62075905All the zoomers that fell for this at the front lines.
>>62076114I called him a nigger both here and in the old thread. What else can I do?
>>62076111They were quite reliant on the surge of Chinese sales for luxury western brands but they've apparently gone off it quite bigly. It's one I've looked at before but went with L'Oréal instead since they have a far wider product and customer base rather than being solely overseas luxury.
>>62076119the ummah is weak
>>62076122No way JD is electable with that many memes of his fat head
https://x.com/FinanceLancelot/status/2040296706005225654>It's clear now, the U.S. will invade Qeshm Island to stop Iran from transiting oil tankers for a fee of $1 per barrel in Yuan.>This massive island has been prepared by the Iranians for this exact scenario. Think mines, troops, bunkers.>The U.S. is aware of this and plans for this first invasion to fail, forcing Europe, Australia, Japan, etc. to be drawn into the war due to chronic energy and fertilizer shortages.
>>62076131and how are they going to get in there to invade said island, or Kharg island which is much deeper in the Homussy
nigger oil come on bubble and boil
i love you with all my heart babe. the world is gonna get better, stock prices are gonna go up, and i want to see the look on your face when it all happens.
>>62076131>>The U.S. is aware of this and plans for this first invasion to fail, forcing Europe, Australia, Japan, etc. to be drawn into the war due to chronic energy and fertilizer shortages.Well, the USA continues being wrong.
>>62076133Sail their ships right to the island while under cover of air support, exactly what littoral ships are designed for, you fucking retarded nigger
Since French ship apparently will now sail without trouble it is pointless to trade into a global crisis of some sort, it will simply not happen. Line go up
>>62076131>forcing Europe, Australia, Japan, etc. to be drawn into the warHow? They are willing to negotiate and pay Iran, this clusterfuck of a war has nothing to do with them.
>>62076102Those C-17s are to transport the American troops and vehicles currently stationed in the US Middle East, America is doing a full retreat from the region, Iran has won
>>62076149Why do you think the French will pass without trouble? One French ship along with ships from Japan and Oman escaped the Persian Gulf by hugging the southern edge of the strait, France has no agreement with Iran, stop believing everything you read online you dumb nigger
>>62076143>>62076151they sailing in or are they retreating?
>>62076158Both
>>62076162
>>62076143>Sail their ships right to the island while under cover of air supportDamn. I'm going to need a lot more popcorn.
>>62076151I wish that were true anon. That's a build up. Not a draw down.
>>62076172America is in full retreat, the death of American hegemony
>>62076171You know ships like the USS Tripoli which is an amphibious assault ship do just that right? So is the USS Boxer which is also being deployed to the regionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphibious_assault_ship
>>62076152>Why do you think the French will pass without troubleBecause EVROPA won tranny
>>62076178I'm well aware of the capabilities and intended usage of your naval assets, yes I'm also well aware no captain, admiral or sensible human being would attempt to send them up that strait to try and take those islands.That is a suicide mission. No it's, no buts, every single soldier would die.
>>62076181My naval assets?
>>62076182I'm assuming you are American?
What are all the assets you like for 2026-2030?
>>62076185You know what they say, when you assume you make an ass out of u in front of me
>>62076185niall is australian>>62076181they would need to fire over a dozen missiles that would have to strike simultaneously. to do the former would be astonishing, to do the latter would be impossible. ships will be fine.
>>62076187Young attractive females, pimping is about to make a huge comeback
>>62076188>Not an AmericanSo a Jew
>>62076188that saying is super fucking gay and cringe
>>62076189>they would need to fire over a dozen missiles that would have to strike simultaneously.they literally did that yesterday morning you fucking dolt
>>62076188Ok. So you're not sending your brethren to their watery graves. Fine.If I was an Iranian and the USA tried sailing up the strait.. I'd spaff some older stuff at them on the approach to get their attention, get them defending themselves, a few missiles, a drone swarm... Get them moving. Send out a few speedboats to harrass them and give them something else to focus on. Now they are busy I'd launch drones at every single tanker stuck in the area. Now they are confused and starting to panic, checking with hq what they should do. Meanwhile, I'd be quietly mining the strait behind them. Now they are my bitch and I can pick them off at my leisure.
>>62076190Zoomer and alpha chicks are full of STDs. They won't make good whores.
>>62076191Yes
>>62076205DIOS MIO
>>62076205muttbros
The US could pull off the greatest naval invasion of all time with zero casualties (we won't) and it'd still do fuck all for us because Iran can still hit targets in the strait from the mainland. It might even be worse because then we'd have hundreds or thousands of isolated troops that have to be resupplied constantly while soaking up drone strikes and the strait would still be closed.
>>62076214everyone forgets it is the zoomers operating everything now. I am not sure they're skilled enough
>>62076205The women in your family were a right bunch of slags.
Why are we talking about using the navy just bomb the shit out of the islands particularly Larak
>>62076197>Meanwhile, I'd be quietly mining the strait behind them.>Now they are my bitch and I can pick them off at my leisure.Particularly devious.Love it.
>>62076214i love this fantasy play you doomers get into where you make all the rules. if iran keeps the strait closed eventually nuclear bombs start dropping on them. in many ways this is one big play act. we're getting that uranium we just don't want to make a big mess in the process, there are hard limits to iran's foot dragging.
>>62076214Tbh. In my scenario I don't think they'd even get past the initial drone swarm. They are hard to hit and reloads would mean hits early on.
>>62076225No. If Iran keeps the strait closed, America and Israel admit defeat and start negotiating.You don't get to drop nukes in a war you started.
>>62076221Why do you think it's not the men?
Told you so. This guy is just making a proposal and some 355k followers MAGAfag account is cheering on it.>>62072939>>62072943
>>62076225>if iran keeps the strait closed eventually nuclear bombs start dropping on themBut... The wars won. And besides, American doesn't buy any oil from eyeRan.
>>62076233it's less funny that way
>>62076236We're not buying their oil we're taking it from them by force
>>62076150You’d be amazed how jewed australia is. They get their dicks hard at the mere thought of dying for Israel
>>62076228>I don't think they'd even get past the initial drone swarm.You only want to go light with the drones so you can ensure mines and bitchification occur.
>>62076236it's vital to the global economy. the world isn't going to let them put a permanent lid on economic activity because their feelings are hurt. this tactic is being allowed for now but it won't be indefinitely. stakes and pressure are just going to continue to raise until iran folds or collapses from within.
>>62076234Higher assurance level by paying it to Iran so the missiles don't get fired to begin with rather than hoping they get shot down afterwards.Poor deal.How about... $500 for the escort? Really they should be paying us.
>>62076225>bombs didn't work, but I'm sure BIGGER bombs will workSpeaking of fantasies...
>>62076150It's not going to happen, first of all Japan can't even go to war and can only defend itself thanks to the constitution the US created for Japan post WW2, Europe and Australia won't commit forces as it would be political suicide and lastly the reality is besides the US and France no other Western nation even has the naval capability to help open the strait
>>62076244ever been in a wrestling match? sometimes they won't go to their back easy, but you dig your chin into their spine and they suddenly become easier to convince
>>62076246Maybe japan should change the constitution and go kamikaze the strait
>>62076225>muh nukesStopped reading there, nukes are never coming out>>62076241>until iran foldsThey won't because we've made this an existential crisis for them>or collapses from withinTwo more weeks
>>62076250they are the ones making it an existential crisis. we just want their uranium and then we'll go home. if they're willing to stop existing before allowing that to happen that is their choice. i remain skeptical they will make it.
>>62076247I'm sure it makes sense in your head, but these fantasies of yours aren't manifesting the opening of the strait.
>>62076252the millstones of karma grind slowly babe. fortunately it's not just my wish but that of the united states military, and their reach is longer than mine, their timeframes more urgent.
>>62076251>Just give us your uranium and we'll go home
huh I wonder if you could manifest the strait open. I'm manifesting the strait open by Monday
Trump is right when he said Britain doesn't even have a navy, only 2 out of their 6 destroyers are currently active, only 5 of their 7 frigates are currently active and some of their frigates are 30 years old with their newest ones being 24 years old, while Britain does have two aircraft carriers it has no strike group to protect them, Britain also has international naval obligations that it could not perform if it sent their meager fleet to the Middle East
>>62076253>the millstones of karma grind slowly babeI thought it was meant to be 2 more weeks?
>>62076251>we just want their uraniumBy this point there's a possibility none of them actually know it is. It could be buried under 700 tons of rubble at the nuclear site or anywhere else in the thousands of square miles.
>>62076262Not shown in pic is the nuclear submarine. (It's a secret)Now show me how many countries in the world can field this firepower?
>>62076273>w-w-w-wule bwittania, bwittania rules the *hard sobbing*
>>62076273>USS The Sullivansu wot m8
>>62076273Retard most of those are inactive due to maintenance and refits, the same also applies to your subs with only two constantly active and not four, your nukes are also serviced by the US, you're completely reliant on them to maintain them
Ok. Here we go. Oil.
>>62076277The Americans tagged along on that deployment to learn from us.
>>62076279>Appear weak when you are strong. We are Britain. People never learn.
>>62076181Did someone mention navel assets?
>>62076283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkj0wUcbUeE
>>62076273HMS Kent has been at Devonport undergoing deep maintenance since 2024 and the HMS Richmond is due to be decommissioned this year, as I said only 5 of your 7 frigates are currently active, HMS Defender is under going an upgrade and is not in service, HMS Diamond is undergoing maintenance after a recent deployment in the Red Sea recently, as I said only 2 of your 6 destroyers are currently in active service
>>62076253>please make my stocks go up!
>>62076291this but unironically
>>62076283Yeah you're stuck 100 years in the past when you were relevant but are too egotistical to realise your new lowly status, the US put you in your place during the Suez Crisis
>>62076285Nice tummy. Would lick.
>>62076289Maintenance is normal lad. They can be put to sea should they be needed.
>>62076280Did this retard also push silver to $200?
>>62076293>TROUBLE IN THE SUEZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
>>62076293There are few countries in the world that can project power like we can. For the size of us we pack a bigger punch than anyone. Get fucked.
>>62076298HMS Kent has been laid up since 2024, it's not a short maintenance it's a refit, HMS Defender is under going the same thing, Britain sent more destroyers(8) and more frigates(16) to defend the Falklands in 1982 than the entire Royal navy currently even has
>>62076299Was silver mining being destroyed? I must have missed that. How many mines were bombed?
>JUST IN: Major casualty cover-up by Hegseth, almost 750 U.S. troops killed or wounded - The Intercept.1 to 2 hours old
>>62076279>your nukes are also serviced by the USAtomic Weapons Establishment, Aldermaston https://www.awe.co.uk/
>>62076302Holy cope, you can't project power, none at all, you haven't been able to for a long time that's why you lost your empire, your ability to do this is at its lowest
>>62076143>Sail their ships right to the island while under cover of air supportHow are the planes going to supress anti-ship missiles? Takes only a few suicidal jihadis with a flatbed truck to roll the missile out of a random mosque and fire it. They can never find all the missiles from the air, but one is enough to do serious damage to a US ship.
>>62076305he's finna get fired
>>62076273>USS The SullivansHad to borrow another country’s ship?
>>62076303And has Argentina replaced the belgrano yet?
>>62076306They think trident is the nuke. They're not very bright.Then they laugh that trident doesn't work when they built it.
>>62076306You're a retard
>>62076305>since 2023shameless
>>62076307Keep telling yourself that while you beg for our help constantly.
>>62076317We've never asked for Britain's help but we've constantly helped you to our detriment
>>62076311No. They came to learn from us.
>>62076315>You're a retardYou're the one confusing missile with warhead. Shame.
>>62076322I never said "missile" I said "nukes" you fucking spasticated nigger
>>62076319The only country to ever trigger article 5?That would be you.
>>62076315>Does some monkey work for usKnow your place. You didn't invent anything.
>>62076324My country isn't even in NATO you mong
>>62076323The 'nukes' are the warhead you cretinous oaf.We built those, we own those. We got the shitty missiles from you. They just carry the 'nukes'.Our nuclear status is independent.
>>62076325Need some more straw for that strawman?
>>62076325>passed to sovietsperfidious albion...
>>62076319>we've constantly helped you to our detrimentShhhhh.
>>62076327No, the "nuke" is the entire thing, a warhead is useless with no ability to launch it you dense nigger
>>62076326So what's your country then?
>>62076316don't shoot the messenger (peace be upon him)
>>62076330As I said my country is not even in NATO you dumb nigger>>62076332Chile
>>62076331It can be put in a fucking container with a timer and FedExd to your mum's house if we wanted.
>>62076328>Need some more straw for that strawman?You know what makes it even better? The report was passed to the US and the US ignored it for several months not seeing any point in it.
>>62076334>ChileWell. That's the end of this pointless conversation.
>>62076337I accept your concession, I will now sail to my paternal homeland of the Orkneys
this spamming nigger brit is easily the worst thing to come out of iran for /smg/
Best Macedonia Navy standing by, ready to help out.
I'm inclined to say, without betting any money, that I expect Hegseth, in case he starts an invasion this weekend, to make a "Deus Vult" comment be it by a post or verbally in an interview. He'll communicate it.
>>62076347I've always maintained that it won't be until the USS Boxer arrives which will be later this month, the USS Theodore Roosevelt is also suspected to of being deployed there, it would make sense given the withdrawal of the USS Gerald R. Ford
>>62076346I like the boats, but the buildings looks like something that Trump would've designed.
>>62076333Vatnik
>>62076273just one glance at this and you see how shitty thar carrier and group is compared to US
>>62075895>/rhg/wow you're a stupid idiot never bake again stupid idiot
