>Setting up the next TACO for the market pump AGAIN.>This will still have an impact on markets It's all so tiresome
>>62076906but... what if... he doesnt taco this time........
>>62076906how is this setting up the next TACO?
>>62076906he's right though. The Scrum Masters are in trouble, so we need an emergency TACO and bailout.
>>62076912Because he'll make up some bullshit about how Iran and the US made amazing progress with peace talks. He did the exact same thing two weeks ago on monday
>Gives 10 days for his insiders to accumulate monstrous shorts>Actually bombs Iran to the stone ageI would not be surprised.
>>62076906>remember whenThe funny thing is nobody fucking remembered that lmao because he made up 10 more lies since then
>>62076906Wake me up when they start carpet bombing Shiraz.
>>62076916scrum master is some borat shit fakest job I ever heard of lmao
>>62076917Iran has been getting pummeled all weeked. You retards act like nothing is being done.
>>62076906Iran isn't gonna taco though. Why should they when they're winning. Keep it up until Israel is wrecked then the real run can begin.
>>62077003>just 2 more weeks of bombing and they will give up and the one day special military operation will conclude
>>62076906>hand over Gilgamesh and the staffs of the five wizards>you have ten days, excluding banks holidays, except Martin Luther King day
>>62077003They still controll the straits, retard. Strategically and economically they have 10x more leverage over Amerisharts. Bombing some school children and a bridge doesn't change that
>>62076906>oil futures on binance>crypto didnt even blinkYeah, bottom is in!
>>62076906I voted for this
>>62076906everyone should remember that no matter what, you are not going to outsmart the jews in this market
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>>62077248jews are not smart they just imagine it to be>>62077370>>62077597kek
>>62076906He is calling himself God now, aw hell nah. Let every red state turn into a Pride Parade with furfags and gays in latex gimpsuits.
>>62076912dying
fuck off moralfags
this guy is such a faggot, i want to short sooo badly, but the algos pump the charts 3-5% every time this idiot backs down.
>>62076906> Glory be to GOD!wtf?
>>62078435He is quoting Chance the Rapper on Ultralight Beam
How can Iran still have power plants on Tuesday if they were bombed into the stone age today?
>>62079026The miracles of Allah I guess lol
>>62079026uhoh, melty
>>62079026They've already rebuilt them.
>>62079026Op already confirmed
>>62076906Events are now outpacing any taco
>>62076906So fucking tiresome. I’m long oil over this weekend and fully expect to lose money somehow. It’s insane
What is even his goal here? In the current situation either caves to a major chokehold on the world economy partly caused by himself while looking weak, or commits genocide by pulling a Morgenthau on Iran. Both which will crush him domestically.
>>62079908There is no goal, right from the start he simply didn't think it through and acted out of impulse or was manipulated by someone else into thinking it would be an easy victory.
>>62076906he thinks he's God now?
