THIS IS ALL A CONFIRMED SETUP FOR TACO ON MONDAY BEFORE MARKET OPENS! HUGE "DEAL" WITH IRAN WILL BE ANNOUNCED (LIKE EVERY MONDAY)
>>62079101big if true
trump fatigue
>>62079101>Sent Kurds with guns to protesters More like the CIA astroturfed and supplied weapons
>>62079101>Open the straight that I just said wasn't closed
>>62079101Here's the thing though - is there anyone left to fall for it for what, the third time now? There probably won't be any pumps on monday there way there were no dumps this weekend because everyone expects the orange buffoon to continue kicking the can down the road
>>62079146this is all so schizophrenicand probably intentionally schizophrenic
>>62079151Doesnt matter if anyone falls for it. Trump is gonna taco then everyone will buy because they think everyone else will buy. The S&P will close green on monday
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>>62079101*takes bibis oil in his mouth
>>62079101That's how he keeps doing it: making up something really scary that's going to happen that is purely imaginary. Then announce that the threat of the really scary thing is over (actually it never existed), and everyone feels joyful and exuberant again.
>>62079276its all true though, we have been blowing up their power plants, bridges, a nuclear power plant, and even blew up their biggest oil well the other day.
Actually it's Tuesday.
>>62079284We blew up the Bushehr nuclear plant on April 4, the B1 bridge in Karaj, and a major petrochemical hubs in Khuzestan and Kuwait
The nuclear power plant we blew up could fuck the UAE due to how the weather system works. Iran is protected by the mountains, everything will flow to the UAE. Major potential black swan desu senpai
>>62079172>everyone will buy because they think everyone else will buyEveryone looking to do this is after a quick pump and dump in the span of a few days, there's no actual "longs" here. Trump was spouting fire and brimstone over the weekend and nobody reacted so why should monday's "productive talks" be any different? Like with bitcoin cycles you can look at the past three weeks of market manipulation and the monday pumps have been getting weaker and weaker every time.
>>62079136There is a strong CIA presence in Iraqi Kurdistan.
>>62079471There must be a strong psychiatric presence in mar al alago desu.
