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america never surrenders to terrorists edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en
https://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
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First for not making money.
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>>62079987
he won't do shit edition
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>>62079987
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>>62080002
not very shapely
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>9pm on a bank holiday Sunday
>Transactional monitoring benchots will be asleep at the desks
Perfect time for me to make my moves.
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>>62079987
looks like oil price gonna crash
iraq tankers will now be allowed through hormuz. pic rel live iraqi reaction

https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2026/4/5/iran-says-iraqi-ships-can-pass-strait-of-hormuz-as-transits-tick-up
>According to Lloyd’s List Intelligence, there were 53 transits through the strait last week, the most since the war began, up from 36 the previous week.
And we hit the bottom in tanker transit. it will only go up from here
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>>62080032
Literally me
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Broke: Trumps tweets affect the market
Woke: Trump's team has God-level TA and release tweets before perfect inflection points
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>>62080009
>pic rel
here, you'll need this
praise be to allah
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>>62080021
That’s right delusional mumu.

Keep telling yourself that while takin it in the ass from the market and in the mouth from (cooked, highly understated) inflation

All while the French fries get just a little thinner week by week at the same price, the cans feel just a little lighter in the hand, there’s a few less sour patch kids in the bag.

Everything is fine, trust the plan. It’ll go back up right? It has to..
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>>62080019
That's like your opinion man
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>>62080049
he's right tho. there's millions of boomers who park there money on index funds and that trend goes up over time
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>futanari
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>>62080033
>iraq tankers will now be allowed through hormuz
For free.
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>>62080059
who are all now retiring/retired and depending on that money to live off of. they'll be one of the first to cash out.
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>>62080049
Bobonigger how else can he make money to beat inflation?
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I'm just not going to sell my stocks. UGGGH I know. I know... It's just I'm not going to sell them is all. HAHAHAHA

If you're selling now you're selling your bags to hedge funds. Smart money sold weeks ago. Retail sells now.
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>>62080071
Trudeau innit
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>>62079994
What do they get from all that licking?
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>>62080065
and the next generation and the generation after does the same only moreso because they have better tools to make informed decisions and their company 401k gives them incentive unlike you who is a gambler with worse odds and payouts than a literal roulette table
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>>62080066
Sometimes eating the inflation is much better than taking a kick in the nuts
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>>62080076
>TBills have worse returns than a roulette table
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>>62080071
Who buys now?
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>>62080059
ETF's are getting turbo cortisol nuked before boomers die out
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why is there no brent futures ETF all we have are us oil and wti how do us poors trade oil without futures
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>>62080080
But they want to beat inflation. What else is there?
Index looks safest to them.
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>>62080085
I'm glad you have zero clue how corporate America works. Every single kid graduating college who is desires by the business world sets up a portfolio full of index funds. Every single one. The new generation is investing more than before. Investing is increasing due to apps like Robin hood.
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The strait is reopen and Libya are exporting record amounts of oil while OPEC is upping production.

This whole little excursion has been a literal nothingburger that oil speculators have made a quick buck off of panicans.

Oil will gap down and futes will be blindingly green.

If you smiggers would please consult the chart:
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>>62080080
>Time in the market safest
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Happy Naruha Fez
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>>62080059
>its… it’s fine I’ll just move my money to lower risk long term stuff, no one is a panican out of that!
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>>62080094
ETF's are also getting increasingly shifty
What happens when a billion boomers get dumped on by spacex or some other shitcoin?
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>>62080102
Trend line goes up all that matters. We're not studying the microsecond charts and panicking we put our money index funds because it works. Nothing you can do or say will ever change these facts. You lose I win.
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>>62080102
most indexes and ETFs have a bunch of rules around float and profitability
if the next batch of meme IPOs dump it will be on bottom of the barrel retail mongs who already bought into this shit through robinhood PE funds and other tard magnets
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>>62080033
We are gonna bomb Kharg Island btw
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In one hour it all comes crashing down
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>>62080111
they're working on changing the rules now so you can be a spacex and openai bagholder
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>>62080094
lol a bunch of bag holders to provide liquidity for retired boomers and institutions. ETFs and passive investing is a scam.
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Clenched up for futures
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What should be my income to afford a gf like this bros
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>>62080124
0
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Trump is gonna rip the bears a new anus
Just wait for Tuesday when he completes the deal
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>>62080117
stop falling for engagement bait headlines
those rules aren't finalized and it's only for NASDAQ and your ETF could have rules of its own that don't track 1:1
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>>62080131
IPO's do cause performance drag on index investing. Your boy Ben did a video about it in the last couple days.
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What if you buy put leaps on the ipo's?

Free money
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>Easter Sunday
>entire board is full dogshit threads and FUD

Kek, losers have no life so they try and spread misery. See you tomorrow /smg/
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>>62080142
priced in
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>>62080133
>IPO's do cause performance drag on index investing. Your boy Ben did a video about it in the last couple days.
yep
IPOs suck
but it is necessary to keep the market going. and index ETFs track "the market" at least most of them do
so this is nothing new. been going on since vanguard made in the 70s
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>>62080152
Covid and this crisis has taught me that literally nothing is priced in until after it happens
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>>62080099
Bills > notes
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>>62080161
Yeah I just mean the implied move will likely be so high on the options that you'll need a collapse to make anything on them.
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>>62080121
>it's different this time trust me bro
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>>62080133
lol thought you meant benjamin and I went to his patreon the latest video he posted
>Fat CAGR clean-beta giga-portfolio part 1
I'll watch this other ben (felix?) guy's vid but my first impression is that it will be such a tiny inconsequential impact if you're in any total world exposure which you should be
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>>62080166
Ben Felix is like the YouTube god of index investing. I just assume every line go up person watches him. I consume all forms of financial slop myself.
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>>62080166
>that it will be such a tiny inconsequential impact
yep
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>>62080170
I've seen him on my feed before but I try to stay as far as I possibly can from any finance slop because it's usually some of the lowest effort headline reaction bullshit but this was a pleasant surprise
thanks anon
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>>62080164
I'm expecting a coinbase style drop for OpenAI
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>>62080164
spreads help reduce the IV crush a little at least
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We will be green at open praise be to allah
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>>62080150
You see?

Mumus have nothing left, no pretense to respectability or rationality, just “why are you so mean bobo?” “They won’t let me lose!” “Long term! long term!”

Market doesn’t care about your feelings sweetie.
Your bags have been pumped already.

The pigs are already out, it’s time for the slaughter of the hogs.
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>>62080186
>>62080190
Ok I'm in
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>>62080186
That was an era of 0 interest and abundant capital. We have restrictive rates and capital is scarce again. The openai ipo will go great under 1t
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>>62080002
I am weirdly attracted to armpits but disgusted by people attracted to feet
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Futures up 8% already
How is this possible?
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>>62080199
Nothing weird about it.
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>>62080165
>this time
We're in uncharted territory demographically and ETFs/passive investing as we know it are still relatively new, same with all of the conveniences to get retail involved. Unprecedented really.
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>>62080199
I don't understand the feet thing but I can appreciate some good pits.
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>>62079987
HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE MIGGERS YOURE ABOUT TO SEE THE BIGGEST TACO OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE
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>Average tech bull at market open
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>>62080203
The business world hasn't changed in this regard and it never will. Index funds are a mirror of the things making money in the world. If you have a decent job you're investing in a 401k or Roth IRA or both. Nearly every successful person coming out of college in America has portfolio full of index funds. Shitcoins and nfts pretty much killed any "invest in new thing" momentum
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>>62080208
soft shell or hard?
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TRIPS
AND
WE
RIPS

GET WRECKED OIL BAGGOTS
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Where can I bet on the midterms not happening, polymarket is cucked
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>>62080212
Yeah and the number of bagholders is dwarfed by boomer wealth and they'll be wanting money for cruises. The institutions can trade faster and smarter than anyone else and will also happily unload. The only rationale for buying in passive is because other people are buying, it's a feedback loop and scam. Lmao retards with this much faith in the system deserve to be used like that desu.
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>>62080224
Cashing out for retirement has been occuring the entire time and at no point has it or will it ever have any more impact than it already does.
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>>62080215
How are you even supposed to eat those hard shells? It just crumbles and turns into a mess
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>>62080230
Cashing out happens at like 4% per year. If boomers think we're headed towards a major correction, they'll just move to tbills or cash entirely.
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>>62080179
RED OR IM HAVING A FKN HEART ATTACK
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>>62080198
When interest rates are high you need to actually make a return on investment
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>>62080232
Babe individuals barely matter. The financial sector is thinking a lot longer term than the next 20 years and will happily cash out boomers, who will just recycle the funds back via the cashnado machine
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>>62080238
Consult the digits, kek has spoken
>>62080222
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>>62080242
demographics absolutely matter
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he doesn’t care about the strait that’s why he begs for it everyday
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>>62080245
doesnt' count, he's using a script.
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>>62080249
No I don't I just refresh the catalog and count, financially speaking.
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>>62080247
You are right but there are stronger and deeper currents moving, gramma can have a nice retirement and us young people will soon be buying their homes. Stay positive.
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>>62080253
do it again but for a dump then please
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>>62080259
do it yourself lazy fuck
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What a beautiful Easter day. Praise be to Allah and Muhammad (PBUH). Inshallah our stocks will go green this week.
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9 mins for the epic crash
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>>62080259
No. Today we pump friendo, sure hope you aren't short.
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lol
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It's going to open flat, isn't it
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>>62080265
OH ITS COMING
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5 mins tik tok tik tok
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>>62080269
Nothing Ever Happens. This crop of doomers are the funniest yet.
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>>62080179
BLUE
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im scared omg!!!!
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>>62079987
USA and isrRl are the biggest terrorists of all time.
We don't have a govt, we are ruled by an international criminal mafia death cult.
Completely lawless and morally bankrupt
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>>62080275
Don't be afraid my child, for he has risen and so too will thy port.
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im gonna fucking cum
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2 mins it’s coming
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>>62080231
skill issue
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>>62080122
Is this the gay schizo babe?
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WTFWT
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>>62080284
just gay
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>>62080266
>"Tuesday will be war crimes day,*
just like everyday for the US foreign policy action.
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1 more minute until the crash of our lifetime
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Nothing ever happens
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dubs and it's over
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>>62080288
attacking military targets is not a war crime in spite of what the left anti trump media claims
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>futures
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>>62080222
Based oldfag
Now post bizz bee!
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ITS OVER
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c'est fini
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>>62080297
It's nothing
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>flat
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>>62080293
>the school was training military kids
>the bridge was supporting military movement
>the old lady was a human shield for alquiedia
Simple as
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>futures

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Trump is Israel’s greatest shabbos goy!
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AAAAAAAAAAA
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where's the futures
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ITS SO FUCKING OVER
NOT SINCE THE FALL OF CONSTANTINOPLE HAS IT BEEN MORE OVER
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>>62080310
ahead of the present
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>>62080303
>the military is wasting time and money attacking strategically worthless civilians
if you believe this you're too dumb and brainwashed to keep replying to. bye dumbo
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FUCK FUCK FUKD FKDUA F;DSLAKFH
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>>62080282
>>62080286
>>62080289
>>62080290
>>62080302
>>62080305
>>62080308
>>62080309
>>62080312
GIVE ME A LINK
NOTHING'S LOADING WTFWTF
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>>62080321
same fml
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when oil futures open?
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>>62080312
Just getting started
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It's going down
I'm yellling [REDACTED]
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>>62080321
IT'S SO BAD THEY HALTED TRADING UNTIL MAY 1ST
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Gcp dot is down
Hug your loved ones
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lmfao it's unironically over for good.
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>WTI 113.96
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>>62080324
Now
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/brent-crude-oil
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the more oil goes up the sweeter the short shall be thanks oil chuds
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>>62080328
Why are you interpreting strongly?
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>>62080331
>WTI 114.45
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CAN SOMEONE SCREENSHOT A FUCKING CHART FOR ME!!!
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I'm about to load up my truck and move to Beverly. Hills, that is.
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>>62080338
literally nothing happening
its 2.5% plus
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>>62080338
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>>62080341
Oil or ES?
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>>62080338
now its
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>>62080344
wti
aaaand back to 1,4 %
nothing burger
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>>62080342
Thanks, didn't realize RH had futes now. TradingView wasn't loading. Hopefully it gaps down further.
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wow good going fags you really saved the world
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>>62080338
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>>62080352
wow that's ripping. ES better tank hard into open
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I WAS TOLD IRAN WAS MAKING A DEAL
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>>62080345
it's starting to bart
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>>62080222
sirs we are habbeening an energy probleem
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>>62080356
yeah wtf why are you retarded cis-males selling
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ARYAN MONDAY
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Why does the market still believe this retard?
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FUTURES
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>>62080365
if we hope hard enough maybe it won't happen
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>>62079999
>>62080004
checked and based
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it's getting busy in your hormussy
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>>62080372
That is outstanding.
Finally an opponent for Trump who can meme.
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>>62080365
Either they make a deal (unlikely) and it collapses, or they send boots on the ground (More likely) and it collapses. Either way the white man marches on.
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does anyone have that picture of trump emerging from the oil like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now? pls I need it badly
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>>62080365
It doesnt. If the market believed him oil would be at 80.
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Oil ripping. Gas prices dropping
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>>62080372
holy kek lmao
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>>62080372
Thats pretty funny. Though their social media skills concern me.
Any idea what anime thats from snd what's going on in the original scene?
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OIL chads how we feeling?
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>>62080372
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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XOMGODS , OILBARRONS ard we eating good rn? $200 EOM
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>>62080095
they're gonna keep oil high and just pump markets and the money supply to support it. $4+/gallon is new normal i think.
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>>62080365
it ends TONIGHT!!! TOTAL BLOODBATH
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>>62080386
the standard oil shall inherit the EARTH.
XOM WTI $200 EOM
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Eat shit LIBTARDS
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Remember the psychological target for oil this week is 120, if nobody realizes yet that it's supposed to be 140.
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>>62080386
wish I had a few barrels of crude in the living room rn ngl
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>>62080296
he's completely right.
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>>62080331
>>62080335
Its a gusher!
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>>62080385
>tfw you get out of the trunk
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>>62080404
total war made me hate horse archers but in reality they were probably the coolest and most scary way to kill your enemies
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>>62080404
wich is probably the reason the indians still used that same tactic when the whites arrived
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THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK5HVlcs0og
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>>62080404
I lost my shit when I saw this but I dont think anyone gets it.
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>>62080386
You are mistaken.

The straight is open. We have already won the war.

The oil is flowing. There is no Iranian military.

There is nothing to fear. There is a minor glitch in the futures showing evidence to the contrary. We are working to resolve this technical issue. Trust the plan.
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looks like someone decided the oil top for today
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>>62080321
Not a single anon gave me a link.
I am sad.
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>>62080416
>Announcing a report or "sage"
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>>62080418
It's a pretty famous battle, a lot of people are getting it
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Which way?
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>>62080427
I say if bombs fall then up
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>>62080419
Kek
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>>62080423
Only time I report. My favourite one by far.
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>>62080422
How do you not know how to look up futures? Ask ChatGPT for a link Lil nigga
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>>62080427
down until open
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>>62080435
he's stuck in the past or present and you're laughing
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it's recovering

you can't be serious
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ORANGE NIGGER
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>>62080427
Pretty steadily up. There will be less volatility in the oil price than last week, since everyone knows more or less that this is going to keep going for a longer time.
Unless of course it jumps way up.
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>>62080427
Just blasted to 113.8
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>>62080372
i kneel
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>>62080427
Nice, I like it, full send to 120.
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>>62080444
hm but the deadline...
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does the market like DEADlines?
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>>62080453
you want me to look at 1 minute fucking candles?
What do I care?
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OIL FINNA DUMP Y'ALL

BIG OLD DANG OLD

HEAD AND SHOULDERS
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> futures
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>>62080453
>falling for it again
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>>62080454
>IT... IT'S SLOWLY SHIPPING THIS WAY!!!
>DRR DRR DRR
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Bitcoin computer systems is mooning

Insiders must've got good news.
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>>62080462
yeah but sometimes if everyone is falling for it then we can see a big red candle because it all breaks down until the breakers come
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>>62080461
that's like a dream i would have
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>>62080454
holy kek
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>>62080472
kekaroo!
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>>62080471
I fell from a railing in a futuristic city once
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1 hour and 10 mins until Tokyo opens.

>>62080454
kek. Their posting game is unrivaled.
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>>62080266
he's impotently raging in the bunker, wouldn't be surprised if he has a stroke or a heart attack
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Well I wouldn't mind a green day since my 401k is moving to VMFXX on close.
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>>62080484
allah would never let that happen
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>>62080440
Sometimes, markets must be directly intervened in to avoid the market robbing itself of the fruits of capitalism.

A market price always reflects the reality as witnessed by market participants.

You are saying that the market is suggesting that the straight is closed.

The state has already made clear the straight is open, and will be even more open very soon, more open than ever in fact.

The state does not lie.
The market does not lie.
Therefore, as we have eliminated all other possibilities, it is in fact your far left racial eyes which are lying to you.
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>>62080460
I hope you smiggas listened to biztrodamus and made yourselves some money on WTI puts.
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>>62080102
Spacex is literally going to the moon
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>>62080499
But is it figuratively?
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>>62080492
countless wars have already proven that allah is clearly on america's side. (9/11 was an inside job)
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>>62080499
Shitcoin is mooning as we speak

We are in for the cheesiest tastiest biggest TACO of all time tomorrow.

Long accordingly.
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You guys ever fantasize about how you would fix things if you had unlimited power? For me it's
>immediately nuke Israel and kill all the zionist jews in the US death note style (this would fix 90% of the world's problems)
>balkanize the US into 6 independent states
>balkanize Russia into 3 states
>invest heavily into renewables to fix the looming climate crisis the world is sleepwalking into
There, I fixed the world.
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>>62080503
No more niggers, no more Jews. Would fix 80% of the problems and leave just enough problems to keep people busy and keep the system going.
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>>62080503
Moonbase.
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>>62080492
>allah would never let that happen
true
america is winning this war and iran is opening up hormuz
they already let iraq through
kinda sad 2B desu
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>>62080503
Here is my first with if I find a genie
> fertility now depends on IQ (relative to current-day 100 IQ): people below 90 can't have children no matter what, people with a high IQ have less fertility issues
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Literally all he had to do was crackdown on immigration and cut the fed spending to balance the budget alil and would have literally kept Republicans in office indefinitely. Could have been an absolute hero
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>>62080503
>There, I fixed the world.
thanks bro
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>He didn't short oil at $115
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>>62080503
No, I don't care about fixing things. If I had unlimited power I'd use it for myself
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This is a meme war and Iran is winning.
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>>62080503
>>62080512
>Why hasn't anyone just thought of hanging enough bad people. That fix EVERYTHING!
MuttAmericas obsession with good vs evil never gets old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragedy_of_the_commons#
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>>62080515
yeah totally winning without any power and supplies
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>>62080460
All commodities are traded fairly and priced according to market forces to an equal extent.

But some commodities are traded and priced to a more equal extent than others.
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>>62080521
you okay lil bro?
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>>62080521
who fucking cares what some ice dancer thinks
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>>62080522
>yeah totally winning without any power and supplies
or a navy, or air force
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>>62080528
She should be president of the US. At least then we'd have a cute girl with BPD instead of an old ugly fuck with BPD.
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SCHG or QQQ?
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>>62080521
I wonder who could possibly be raging out over a post about killing zionists
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>>62080533
TQQQ
Though wait two more weeks.
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>>62080531
Anyone under 80 by a large margin is probably good idea
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WHY IS BTC MOONING

SUM1 PLS HELP ME
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>>62080533
>SCHG or QQQ?
SCHG is now better than QQQ because you're going to get a bigger dip and a bigger bounce

nasdaq changed the rules to underweight the mega caps. so QQQ didn't drop as much. SCHG just weights them all normally, so it's behaving like a normal index and dropping the "normal" amount
it also outperformed QQQ last year for the same reason

unless you want a "more diversified tech index" or less concentrated or whatever
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>>62080509
Why is he so angry?
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>>62080552
who knows
maybe everything else is crapping itself today
maybe some grifter is buying a lot of BTC
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>>62080552
Bro it's just a fucking pyramid scheme. It goes up when there are more retarded buyers than retarded sellers. It's that simple.
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>>62080557
Some grifter like Barron Trump ahead of the pre-planned TACO Tuesday?
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>>62080557
Patience. $60k EOW.
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>>62080561
So puts or calls?
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I’m buying far OTM SPY calls tomorrow
I’m going to be rich
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>>62080567
>PUTS ON OIL
>CALLS ON EVERYTHING ELSE
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>>62080572
He said Durka durka I'll blow up your shit open the straight Allahu Akbar!
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https://www.xda-developers.com/ssd-prices-not-coming-down-used-enterprise-ssd-the-answer/

My brain just realized SNDK makes fucking ssds not dram lmao.
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>>62080521
That’s a dude isn’t it? Fuck the future is wild
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>>62080468
>1 year ago
>extreme fear
Kek
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>>62080505
sounds based, ever try the game?
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>>62080577
Never built a pc?
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Something tells me Trump is going to chicken out this time guys...
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>>62080581
Tariff panic
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How is WTI higher than Brent again?
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>>62080594
european countries turned babyface by siding with iran and are allowed to pass through the strait by buying oil in yuan
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>>62080599
I think the EU countries are using euros
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>>62080503
climate change is fake retard
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>>62080594
Because the shortage of oil is in brent crude volumes. So the market is buying wti crude since its available more freely. So basically a guaranteed premium since us producers arent being bombed right now.
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>>62080610
No that place is nothing but ai slop now.
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Red or green futes at open place your bets
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>>62080266
Lmfao, I had to check and it's real. Wtf is he on?
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>>62080618
I'm gonna bet on red, idk just a feeling
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>>62080618
moderately red with an inexplicable intraday recovery similar to last Thursday
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>>62080603
These have to be bots right? Poltards dont just hover by to 1pbtid every time their retard almonds are activated. What scares me is this is if this is an actual human that despite phone posting and typing like a child thinks that he somehow knows the real truth, lol.
Calls on social media indoctrination.
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>>62080032
>kiss a girl
For what purpose? This video was as much a coming out as gay as sucking a cock on live camera.
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just deposited 16k to the hood account smg
hit me with your best play
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>>62080629
Shut up you stupid faggot
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>>62079987
>Praise be to Allah
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>>62080633
Short oil
Long GRRR
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>>62080633
15k into SPXU
1k into TSLQ
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>>62080629
Sadly, poltards have infested every board on 4chan at this point. My beloved /sci/ was once a great board but is filled with these subhumans now.
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>>62080618
Green by close
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We’re all going to silicon heaven
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>>62080642
>Ohhh nooo not the heckin poltards no no no save me nigger science man helppppp
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>>62080074
It feels nice. Don't tell me you never licked a cat?
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>>62080642
brown, troon or jew, call it.
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>>62080588
I'm talking about what the company produces, you passive aggressive /g/rognard queer. SNDK being down is actually a buying opportunity, because it shouldn't be impacted by micron getting dunked on as MU produces DRAM and SNDK produces SSDs
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>>62080642
The entire world can see what israel is doing, if you don't get it at this point then you're going into the oven with them

STOCKS.
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>>62080503
Holy shit you're some kind of european fag. How about we balkanize europe into 500 countries based on dialect and declare all those irrelevant dialects 'real' languages so you never have the power to come here and shit up my AMERICAN website again.
>/pol/tards have infested every board
No, esl faggots crying about /pol/ have infested every board of this American website. Go somewhere else, faggot holy shit.
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>>62080669
>never built a PC?
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>>62080660
Worse a leaf
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>>62080674
It's a Japanese site actually. Based on Japanese image boards and owned by a Japanese person. Cope and seethe.
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>>62080633
Near expiry Deep otm calls on $riot
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You see?

Brent is down, WTI is down, the SPX is up.

Aren’t you glad you listened to the state, instead of what your lying radical leftist eyes were telling you? Let this be a lesson.
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>>62080266
Destroying infrastructure in peace time (there was no formal declaration of war) is a war crime, or so i have been told, not that this administration cares about such things.
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>>62079987
>There is only one god and Mohammed is his prophet
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>>62080633
futures on brent oil
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>>62080608
>XOMGOD
>BPGOD
>CHEVRONGOD
>SUNCORGOD
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>>62080594
Where do you think that light shale oil goes to get refined? Yes, in the FINEST and the BEST and MOST ADVANCED EVROPEAN refineries, while US refineries are built for shitty disgusting heavy crude. YWhat, you thought having oil would PROTECC you from price increase? Too bad, you have to ship it across the ocean, and then ship it back. It adds to cost, and that's if ships are available in the first place. And frankly, European should put a toll on it. Karma is a bitch.
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WTF just happened?
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>/smg/ bullish
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>>62080703
Radical leftists known as “traders” were attempting to suggest that the straight is closed.
We know this cannot be the case because the state has told us it is open, and the state does not lie.

The issue has since been resolved.
There is nothing to worry about.
Go back to bed.
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Nikkei going up for some reason. They're not going to be able to run their industries soon and stocks are going up.
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>>62080718
The market must stop this heinous and communistic act of mispricing oil immediately.
>>62080721
last i heard they have another fiveish weeks
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>>62080074
monkey semen
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>>62080013
i got gainz just now selling overnight
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I told every single one of you desperate retards the market wasn't gonna fall over the weekend kek baggie retards
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>>62080669
Ok you could just say no
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>>62080697
LITE
COHR
SNDK
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>>62080124
arabic
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>>62080642
good news, your beloved reddit is still /pol/ free! go back there.
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>>62080477
what are you still doing here shouldnt you be dead?
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>>62080768
I died in the dream
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>>62080745
Well done.
Your faith in the state deserves commendation.

The state exists to serve the people. And the people are best served when the line goes up.
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>>62080427
hopefully up that way the stock im eyeing will go down
then when it's sufficiently up itll go back down
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>>62080769
I always wake up right as I hit the ground.
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>>62080745
I told my babes it is gonna be ok though and it will. You will be the one embarassed
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>>62080824
yeah same but the fall was pretty high and I even noticed the impact
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>>62080824
You are in distress babe and your heart is trying to tell you that. Lets change thosr to dreams about flying. Sleep should be a sanctuary
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>>62080831
that sounds terrifying
>>62080838
you know ive never dreamt of flying. only falling or being killed in some way.
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>>62080844
Our sleep schedules are not synchronized, we should be on the same clock...
When i was litgle i had recurring nightmares, but telling people about them made them go away, it was the strangest thing. I hope you have the same luck
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>>62080851
I used to have a recurring nightmare about being crushed by a giant boulder in my attic when I was a kid.
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>>62080857
Have you always had a lot of responsibilities? I think you are worried about failing, equating it to falling or being crushed. I dunno, i would uave to know you better, but thats definitely coming from a nervousness. Maybe thats just you though. I think if you woke up in my arms instead of alone though you might feel better
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>>62080831
That happened to me once and I jolted awake in a way that fucked up my neck for like a week



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