>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62079987
How retarded is it to ask Claude for investment advice? This is the plan I came up with it:Roth IRA>VOO 50%>QQQ 20%>VXF 15%>VXUS 10%>VGT 5%Individual Brokerage>VOO 50%>SCHG 20%>VXUS 20%>VXF 10%Traditional IRA>VOO 50%>VXF 20%>VXUS 15%>SCHG 15%
WTF just happened to futes
>>62080707Bros.... futes...
OMH*ckingG bros. I had left my SNDK at $705. What the ACK was this rocket? I'm so sorry, bullbros.
>>62080704>Praise be to Allah-djt, easter sunday
We finna be green tomorrow
kek bobo you stupid bitch
> futures
how is the thread 10 mins old and the OP pic was already deleted
We are so back! I'm seriously running out of "we are so back" & "it's so over" for this market...
ORANGE NIGGER
>>62080729I wonder how much this based moderation service costs.
>>62080729Why do you think there was a schizm where some of us moved to /bant/ in the first place. /biz/raelies are God's chosen people but we are getting persecuted unjustly for it because of our based and fun posting.
>>62080729Is the janny on a rampage? Ive noticed alot of banning happening
>>62080739It's called being a raging faggot with no real life power, only impotent rage.
>>62080705If you're going to split your shit across 10 different vanguard funds just go 100% VT and fuck off and enjoy your 8% returns forever. Same result and a lot less numbers to track.
>futures
Oil baggies, STEP IT UP!!!!! COME ON!!!! SPX IS SPANKING YOU
Missed this earlier> President Trump, Speaking To Axios, Said Iran Deal Possible By Tuesday, Otherwise "I Am Blowing Up Everything"
Oof
What's gonna happen tomorrow. Which way am I running here
Almost green :3
>>62080750lmao get dunked stupid croc
>>62080707Where are you seeing futures? I keep getting "CME_EMINIS: ESW00" which isn't showing any changes yet
There's far too much money sloshing around for there to ever be another 2008 again, 401ks and their equivalents around the world, pension funds, sovereign investment funds and more retail investors than ever before and a big difference is the intermittent quantitative easing that's been happening since 2008, I actually believe the stock market is too big to fail at this point, individual stocks may rise and fall but the indexes will never crash
Why are we red?
>>62080797tradingview
>>62080805it's not retard, and im gonna lose too much money tomorrow because of it unless some miracle of (unexpected) death and destruction occurs in the next few hours. praise be to Allah
>>62080805where are you seeing red? ES is green
Boots on the ground this week or will orange golem cuck again?
>>62080738I stopped trading for a couple years so i missed the whole /bant/ saga
It's amazing how people are still unaware that BTC is an early indicator for the Nasdaq(and S&P500 by virtue of the tech dominance), if BTC is up like it is today then the market will be up and despite the Nasdaq futures opening red they're now green, markets will be green on Monday
>>62080819BTC is down 50% from a few months ago, retard.
>>62080819Surprised they're not inverted
kek of course its creeping up, why not go straight for the ath, the future seems so bright
Well looks like we found the top for tech futures
>>62080808> 6612.50 Dngmi
>>62080808Wait 10 min sir
>>62080819ooo youre way offim not gonna tell you thoughbut i will tell you everytime theres going to be HAPPENING BTC dumps offHAPPENINGS need money to pull off
>>62080821And the Nasdaq is also down you stupid nigger, you can easily use many of the LLMs or search engines are find the data that shows the extensive link between BTC and the Nasdaq
>>62080841and find*
>>62080821Not an issue. Just refinance, take out a loan and average down
>>62080841the 'extensive link' is called beta and you're putting too much weight into all this >>62080819
SHORT OIL NOW
Alright never mind its over for oil
some hedgie really thinks they can hold back the tide (price of oil)
bobros...WE LOST....
>>6208085285% correlation with BTC and the Nasdaq, traders even uses several different BTC indicators to predict the movement of the Nasdaq
l-looks like that hedgie might actually pull it off....
>>62080860the institutionalization of btc made it basically just a shitty leveraged tech etf because of how its used for liquidity
>market slumping before the war>tech companies were already starting to eat shit due to AI grift cracking>every week that goes by without resolution means higher oil prices>higher oil prices means more inflation, less likely to do rate cuts>job numbers showing growth, meaning rate cuts less likely, again>war is only escalating as time goes on, two parties diametrically opposed>futes green as the superbowl Sunday turfpic rel
>>62080860I'm sure they do and that's called beta. the correlation between futes behavior and the following sessions behavior is essentially random though
>>62080866Yes, it's used to as an indicator for risk, if BTC is up then there's a risk on sentiment and the Nasdaq will rise and since the S&P500 is propped up by a handful of tech companies it too will also rise, despite futures being negative at opening BTC was up over 2% and sure enough futures have gone up too
>>62080872Ive noticed the same thing and its the only reason I track the price of BTC.
>>62080870Not really, it's only if some major news happens while markets are open that will cause downward movements, it's not random it's just the markets reacting to new information
>>62080885last I checked the predictive value in futes action was essentially random, which shouldn't be surprising
>>62080887it feels like a coin flip every morning when I wake up desu
>>62080867no one cares about hormuz, it's south korea's problem who deserve to suffer for an extremely high circumcision rate and projecting normie slop.
>>62080887I'm saying don't look at what the futures is doing, if BTC is up around 2%+ then the market will go up(Futures can also go up too but I am using BTC as the indicator and not futures) unless some new information comes out that day that impacts the market
>>62080867trumplestitskin could fix everything right nowbut he would have to SACRIFICE a certain group of peoplea certain group of people who enjoy SACRIFICING others and should welcome the opportunity to be SACRIFICEDiran's 5 point plan seems pretty reasonable considering they were attacked first
>>62080893.........What?
>>62080898he misses the foreskin that was stolen from him before he came to the west
insider here. Wars over
>>62080900I'm not korean you shitter
>>62080908you sound korean zipper head
>>62080901all wars? forever?
>>62080901operation epic fury is not a war, chud
>>62080704markets know IRAN is a PAPER TIGER. very sad and low energy ayatollah! (and gay)
>>62080896yeah in my experience this is also random but idk, I looked at weekend btc behavior awhile ago for this correlation and didn't find much but that's just me. it tends to get slapped tf back down if markets open low.>>62080897yeah those people would sooner sacrifice us so it's not gonna stop anytime soon imo, Israel is sprinting for it's end game right now and isn't gonna stop
Iran babe, please make a deal pls. Do it for me pls babe
>>62080927if not for me, do it for us, babe
hedgies working overtime tonightmight actually be safe to hold over night until like 4am or even 7am
damn i need to invest in some health insurance
super high testosterone badass dude discusses the situationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFb_hb_npV4
>>62080729OP fucked up and deleted his own image.I was browsing the catalog when he just created the thread and had 0 replies.
>BREAKING: IRAN MEDIATORS MAKE FINAL EFFORT FOR 45-DAY CEASEFIRE - AXIOS
>>62080901we are so back>>62080945futures are literally green lmaooilchuds finished
>>62080947fucking christ im so tired of this
WTFWT!
>>62080947Iran babe I knew you loved me
>>62080952futures are red shit for brains>>62080954Not as tired as you're gonna be in 48 hours.
damn artemis isn't the only moon mission this week huh
>>62080947Can you link? All I could find is days old articles where Axios is reporting the US is offering a ceasefire if Iran opens the strait
>>62080960Look again babe
>oildrill baby drill
>>62080947That headline makes it seem like Iran is asking for a ceasefire when it's the US asking for a ceasefire>The U.S., Iran and a group of regional mediators are discussing the terms for a potential 45-day ceasefire that could lead to a permanent end to the war, according to four U.S., Israeli and regional sources with knowledge of the talks.> The sources said the chances for reaching a partial deal over the next 48 hours are slim. But this last-ditch effort is the only chance to prevent a dramatic escalation in the war that will include massive strikes on Iranian civilian infrastructure and a retaliation against energy and water facilities in the Gulf states. >A U.S. official said the Trump administration gave Iran several proposals in recent days, but so far Iranian officials hadn't accepted them. >The sources said the mediators are discussing with the parties the terms for two-phased deal; the first phase would a potential 45-day ceasefire during which a permanent end to the war would be negotiated.
>>62080969It's actually something Axios has reported just days ago, Trump asking for a 45 day ceasefire in return for Iran opening the straithttps://www.axios.com/2026/04/01/trump-iran-ceasefire-presidentWhy does no one read past headlines anymore?
>>62080969>BROOOOO did you hear about the CEASEFIRE?? BULLISH!
>>62080705Throw in 10% SSO, thank me latter when you realize you should be 100%.
>>62080969>That headline makes it seem like Iran is asking for a ceasefire when it's the US asking for a ceasefireNo shit>Check the source>Its axios againOf fucking course
>>62080735
>>62080798Im a permabull but I dont know about this one buddy...>>62080814Red Dwarf in my smg?!
Nah that's it. You cannot fucking invest in this market, it's literally gambling. I'm holding cash, lemme know when this fucking shit is over.
I know you dont like it when the market gets its hopes up babe, but when good things are about to happen, hope is the rational position. Felt like you might like that thought. Love you.
Panicans seething
damn i cannot stop redeeming my investments in these these lil gummi bunnies
>>62080941How original, a doom prophet. We dont have an endless supply of retards giving us one sided coverage for doomer clicks on uputube.All he'd have to do is throw in a 3 min counter balance discussing fracking and how he doesn't really know but he could not even do that. Just a everyone is stupid but me, and if Im wrong its corruption. So fucking tiring.
>just take a 45 day ceasefire so Israel can restock interceptors and attack you again idk guys
>>62080999It's a proposal the US has already offered and Iran has rejected, even the article calls it a "slim chance" Iran isn't retarded they know that Trump can't go beyond 90 days and we're already over a third of the way there, it's looking like this all ends with the same regime, Iran keeping its enriched uranium, Iran still having its missile and drone industry but now with them controlling the Strait of Hormuz, the markets will still rise from this but in the long run it's a huge blow to the US
Iran just got done with one of the more heavier bombings on israel so this fake headline is even more pathetic
>>62080997check the strait of Hormuz
>>62080997I keep opening and dumping off oil contracts on these baggies. I came to the realization recently that retail goys like us, our value in these markets is to get competing non-goys to be our counterparty and then when we close our positions we are just selling to another competing non-goy who was just waiting for us to open the position for him as a "front" to not draw attention to his arch nemesis competitors. >market maker 1 sells me a call option>I proceed to buy 99 more call options from said MM>100 lot of calls are now RISK ON>market moves and now I'm up $100 on my 100 lot >sell to close>market maker 2 steps in and buys the 100 lot from me and is now counterparty against market maker 1 >I profit >market maker 1 doesn't know his arch nemesis is now his counterparty instead of me, a nobody retail goy>mission accomplished Do you think shit like this is happening in real time? Are they just using us retail goys as position starters? How can I profit off this?
>>62081023goyim are not allowed to make money off trading
>>62081024>not allowed to make moneyMake real money? No. Eat scraps from the table. Maybe. Sometimes. Depends
The AI projections were overly pessimistic it seems like
This is a suckers rally
>>62080947Axios is literally fake news, proven multiple times during this conflict to be shilling nonsense
>>62081011If you believe youre getting squished then i guess it doesnt make a difference if it is true or not. But i know things are gonna be a lot better than that. There are a lot of pleasant surprises in your future
>>62080969In other news tonight, Central Committee Chairman Trvmp confirmed the straight remains open, that the enemies of his free trade repeal are routed, that production numbers are higher than ever before, that price controls on oil and other commodities will benefit the workers of the world. People’s Commissar for Energy Graham congratulated the Secretary, while Red Army General Pytr Hegsyth reminded the workers that to deny these achievements is a reactionary crime against the state.
>>62081029let me guess this twitter cuckold never updated it
This rally will fail like the others
>>62080704As someone in the 1% bubble Im curios how accurate this thread is?>>62080704Been around any wagies/normies lately? They are 100% DONE. Completely and totally blackpilled, they make /pol/tards look like hyper motivated Supermen. The average wagecuck is a zombified corpse shuffling through life and just waiting to die, it's wild. The funniest part is what miniscule amount of energy they have left is used exclusively to hyper aggressively cope with other normalfags. They all go through this weird dance where they "flex" on each other and put up a fabricated front that they are "doing well" while they all circle the toilet drain together. It makes it impossible to feel sorry for them as they continue to rack up debt and live miserable atomized lives. Game over goyim
>>62081011Every day of this level of production disruption causes long dated futures to rise sustainably. We will probably have near $100/barrel oil for most of the rest of the year even if the strait reopens soon
>>62081041Wrong link >>62080562
>>62080980>muh leveraged etfNo thanks, I'm not a degenerate gambler anymore
>>62081043Sure but my point was even if this ended with the same regime, them keeping the enriched uranium and their missiles and drone industry and now having authority over the strait the immediate market reaction would be positive
>>62081048>Sure but my point was even if this ended with the same regime, them keeping the enriched uranium and their missiles and drone industry and now having authority over the strait the immediate market reaction would be positiveYeah I agreeI think the question is how long does the US/Israel stick it out and try to "win"
>>62081046Oh no, not 10%. Whatever will you do. Its only up 12x, and works off the same principles that make voo but doubled. Yea, 10% would kill you. Better to work till you are 55 than entertain a chance.
...and its red
Seems the FUDDERS have returned
Market open is coming time to fire up those lies.
>>62081060Authorizations of military force originating from the presidency without the consent of congress are emergency powers in the case of imminent threats.Constitutionally, Congress is supposed to make war and peace, so they will need to approve the war or renew it
>>62081041very accurate for <45yo. out of the dozen i work with only three aren't doomspenders, and one because he has kids. everybody bitches about having to come into work daily but refuse to take minor hits to spending to save money; wild
>>62081064>so they will need to approve the war or renew it
>>62081041IDK if I would put it that way but most wagies are blackpilled on their life prospects, yeah.
So we basically went in to increase the cost of oil and gas? That's really all that's been achieved.
>>62081072And a plastics shortage and higher food prices
>>62081072unironically. textbook manufactured crisis, insane domestic powergrabs incoming imo
>>62081068>>62081066Grim, thanks.
>>62081072Higher food prices will hit us shortly, due to the increase in fertiliser prices, lower supply of food from the lack of fertiliser and the increased cost of producing the food due to the increase in the cost of diesel that the farm equipment uses and that the trucks that transport it use, that last part is also why the cost of all goods is going to rise
>>62081084yes
>>62081041>They all go through this weird dance where they "flex" on each other and put up a fabricated front that they are "doing well" while they all circle the toilet drain together.It seems like poors just love "flexing" on each other. I came up from nothing so i used to love doing that shit when i was younger. There's no better indication of "I am poor and living paycheck to paycheck" than people wearing shit like gucci and supreme.
Do I cancel my buy orders for tomorrow morning or not?
>>62081090>Look. Basically I'm just not gonna leave Iran. I know.. UGH I know.. IM SORRY! It's just that I'm not leaving is all. Hahahaha.
>>62081090nigger really?
>>62081091Im the one bull and even I'd say no. I'd slowly DCA over the comming weeks.
>>62081105Nigga..
>sold my stocks>Most of /smg/ is bearishI fucked up, didnt I?
>>62081118Military coups tend to put in very conservative boomers who hate change. It be the century of the crab
>>62081125Trump is unironically not popular enough to pull off a coup.
>>62081129No they were mad about rising prices retard.
>>62081110any political affinity at this point is a cult, spooks have fully weaponized this shit. dudes in family today were going to bat for trump bombing iran & how everyone should get out of his way so he can fix everything. not a peep about israel lmao. if nobody actually knows how to use the internet and find primary sources or at least trustworthy pundits then you can have the vast majority of the populace living in mental narnia
>>62081110Btw we're all in a cult, eveybody has a cult...and you have to be 18 to post here.
>>62081110they truly are a basket of deplorables
>>62081129It was inflation Kek Americans didn’t have to deal with any inflation since 2008 until 2021-2022.
The value menu going from $1 to $3 was the straw that broke the wagies back
>>62081142reminds me I gotta charge back my last mcdonalds order when it posts tomorrow
>>62080704How red is tomorrow going to be?
>>62081147just more crab, buy more schd
jerome please
>>62081150SCHD is the only thing I’ve been buying this year. I am tempted to start buying SOFI though.
fuck this gay earth
>>62081156Why SOFI?
>>62081156Listen I think SOFI is a pretty cool company. But I may or may not have lost 4000 bucks buying the stock, and I may or may not have made back 3000 of that on put spreads. So I would just say beware. It's a very high beta stock, which is dangerous in a volatile environment.
>>62081161I want to fuck his wife.
>>62080714>PRAISE BE TO ALLAHhahahathis troll is president and I love it
>>62081167shut the fuck up jeet
Hur dur we're being replaced so that means we need to support the jewish Republican party that's been behind the demographic replacement from the start, jews brought the slaves from africa, right wing businessmen brought the Chinese and Mexicans and now their new pets are indians in tech and turning Texas into a colony of indiaBut it's somehow the non-existent left doing it
>>62081147DO IT FAGGOT
>>62081162SOFI 5 years ago was $16 a share revenue was $1.01 billion with 3.46 million members.SOFI now is $15.85 revenue $3.61 billion 13.7M members. Looks very undervalued.
Apologize
>>62081165Yeah I know. That’s why I didn’t pull the trigger last week. I’m still waiting. But if this Iran shit ever ends I think it’ll do very well
>>62081161I want to fuck his wife in the mouth. I just had to clarify that last part as I left it out. So we are all on the same page let it be known, I want to fuck Ron DeSantis wife in the mouth, with my penis.Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>>62081183Sorry
>>62081189Thank you Mr JD Wance sir
>>62081183He definitely risked his entire career on this issue and won
>>62081183So like, did he fuck a catboy or not. What's the deal? Reddit told me he got aids, which is not very reddity.
>>62081194what issue? jews? or was there something more specific recently
>>62081147these entities typically have data centers all over the world. and insurance. Iran is buying them a remodel at one location
>>62081197With what hardware, though?
>>62081113idvo is gud
>>62081163>>62081172less time on /pol/ and more time on /grass/
>>62081177i always kinda liked SOFI for some reason, just seemed like they were running the whole attract deposits thing fairly well to me. no idea what their book looks like though>>62081186i'm not exactly sure what you mean
>>62081196Predicting the Iran war and the repeated flare-up
>>62081211What a fucking asshole
>>62081211Cat feet
How does a woman piss in space?
>>62081226The liquid-waste vacuum tube is a 2-to-3-foot (61 to 91 cm) long rubber or plastic hose that is attached to the vacuum chamber and connected to a fan that provides suction. At the end of the tube is a detachable urine receptacle, which comes in different versions for male and female astronauts.
oil is going to $200
>>62081199industry are the ones still getting all the hardware
>>62081237Thanks grok
Guess the crash is postponed for tomorrow because of market being 60 IQ niggers.
>>62081256You mean your mom’s asshole? Yeah I put my dick in there
>>62081226Speaking of, what's the implications of NASA maybe going to the moon again? More money for big tech companies?What is they find a bunch of oil, gold, bitcoin, or cheap labor up there?
>>62081268Desperate
>>62081270>again
>>62081287>He doesnt know about the moon nazis
>>62080705I am trying to structure my portfolio: 70% diversified ETFs, 30% stockpicking (only EU)I'm trying to use Claude and chatgpt to build the diversified sleeve, they actually disagree with each other a lot. And chatgpt pushes back against my suggestions a lot more with valid arguments
The biggest SpaceX bear in history is Elon Musk. The IPO seems custom made to get a 4% tip from SPY bogleheads and an 8% tip from QQQ bogleheads only.
>>62081202>IDVOLow actual yield and high distribution, don't you get fucked on taxes with that?
>>62080980>holding a daily decaying fundretard
>>62081323I say it's a nice combo of yield + returns but for taxes I dunno
>>62081331Actually looked into it. Seems to be the opposite if you keep it in a taxable account. The return of capital lowers your cost basis so you only pay taxes when you sell, which is pretty neat.
>Aiding sentiment was an Axios report that the US, Iran and a group of regional mediators are discussing terms for a potential 45-day ceasefire that may lead to a permanent end to the war. Reports that more ships passed through the Hormuz Strait also helped, even as President Donald Trump issued increasingly aggressive threats to destroy Iran’s power plants starting Tuesday.How can people say the market is smart when they move off this >>62080947 >>62080969>>62080978Iran isn't even negotiating, the US offered the same 45 day ceasefire deal as they have previously which Iran rejected, do the markets really not read beyond the headlines?
>>62080798>it's different this timewe are fucked
>>62080812all of this is in preparation for a nuke
>>62081345>the same 45 day ceasefire deal as they have previously which Iran rejected,iran is just being tsunderethey'll make a deal
>>62080867>higher oil prices means more inflationthat should be the least of your worries. If oil prices stay high, it fundamentally breaks the US and global economy.
>>62081315kek baggies
>>62081355US has to start to withdraw in 24 days, there's been no talk of Trump wrangling Senators to vote for this to be extended in Congress, the century of American humiliation begins soon
>>62081372..right, so at the very least, SPY should be going down.
>>62080901there is no war. it's an operation
>>62081110Buddy, projections currently show a Democrat sweep
>>62081379>US has to start to withdraw in 24 days, there's been no talk of Trump wrangling Senators to vote for this to be extended in Congressdo you really think laws matter at this point?or that the jew controlled congress won't vote to extend for the american military to continue attacking israel's arch enemy in the region?>the century of American humiliation begins soonnever bet against america
>>62081005>he thinks fracking is gonna save usngmi
We're ending at at least +1% green today after trump tacos
>>62081437PEACE ACCORDS PROPOSED SAAR LETS POOOOMP
>>62081171it's a lot simpler that that>leftist means person i don't likeit's not that deep. most of the MAGA crowd are cattle NPCs, just with red hats instead of blue hair
Something tells me Trump isn't gonna chicken out this time...the energy feels different.
prediction: Trump will drop the MOAB on Iran
>>62081385sorry less about the Shit&Piss 500. worry more about if you have enough ammo. t. Samal "Ghost of Tehran" Hydezad
>>62081475Prediction markets are always right. We're going in
>>62081475I very much hope you're right, I am still 50% cash and hope it will dump againAlso, their "rescue operation" makes no sense, it was probably an attempt to retrieve the uranium
>long weekend>hyped as boots on ground>all we get is a rescue operation for downed pilotWhat a fucking letdown. I wanted oil prices to spike>pic unrelated
>>62081268BASED
>>62081475He's more desperate and frustrated. Mossad must still be waving incriminating Epstein files over his head. Like scenario: A man at his age and health has a heart attack and steps aside for JD. Best situation for everyone except the warmongers/Israelis.Stock market would be back to highs by midterms.
Sold my GUSH last night for a little cash. Didn't want to risk a taco take down before I woke up. Looks like I was right and Gush is below my buy in.
>>62080711>missed the bottom of sandisk because I was still massively hungover on mondayIt feels like whenever I drink, that's when the market hits a pivotal point and I miss out. But nothing happends whne I'm sober.
>>62081516Trump is the only thing keeping the market up, remove him and the whole house of lies collapses
>>62081475nuke them or shut the fuck up. This war shouldn't have started but the SHOCK and AWE should have wiped the basij and IRGC out 2 weeks ago.
another pre market pump, following by a dump on retail at the open, its all so tiresome
nice
>>62081542First of all, it is the pre-premarket, and this is the pre-peace pump, and if you are sleepy go to bed. We are on the cusp of a deal, and the vibe traders are pricing that in.
>>62081510Oil infrastructure keeps getting bombed, oil slowly moves down.I think the Iranians didn't know the burger's strongest weapon: blatant market manipulation.
We will moon like you´ve never seen before.
How much cash are annons holding?https://strawpoll.com/LVyK20eV7Z0
>>62081560I’m pissed that I missed the dip last Monday and I’ve never hated this orange fucking NIGGER more with his constantly shifting threats and TACOs to manipulate the market. So here I am sitting on a lot of cash and it’s just fake pump after fake pump since last Monday. And I know the second I buy in he’s going to drop a nuke and crash it again FML
How are things going up? How?
>>62081583Christ is risen
>>62081584>no gamesplays golf every other day
>>62081583Because you lost, Iranny.
>>62080947(((Axios)))No but really, incredible how we see this "news" agency everywhere since like 2 years ago, when they barely existed before. While suddenly the giants like Reuters, AP, AFP seemingly don't exist anymore. Everything, and I mean everything about it seems unnatural.
trannies losteuros lostbears lostoil baggies lostIRGC search and capture teams lostpraise be to allah
>>62081226Surprised this wasn't deleted yet among the 30 posts that were just deleted
>>62081594Kek
Trump won and declared world peace Kek bearsWe go back to ATHsKek panicians
>>62081560Lots of cash anons still around, guess we are going to see some more green candles butt fucking us.
This clown market will latch onto any source of good news regardless of how reliable or likely it is.
>>62081601Seems like it, but also the market, including people managing hundreds of billions seem to not have a single ounce of intelligence. Everything will be delayed and stupid from now on.
Wait for pump and sell spy 695 call this week, its free money.
>>62081601It's the algorithm, no? How can you tell it to "ignore good news"?
I voted for him
>>62081601Here's the plan by a REAL news agency>1) Immediate Phase>•Ceasefire starts right away.>•Strait of Hormuz reopens immediately (key for global oil). >2) Follow-up Phase (15–20 days)>•Final comprehensive peace deal negotiated.>•Tentatively called the “Islamabad Accord”. >The final deal may include:>•Iran agrees to limits on nuclear program (no weapons). >In return:>•Sanctions relief.>•Release of frozen assets.>•Broader regional framework for Hormuz security. >Source: Reuters Yeah, it's doomed to fail>Tentatively called the “Islamabad Accord”.if it's not called the "Trump's accord". Pack it up boys.And lmao as if Iran was stupid enough to let the US forces build up for another 45 days all while supplying Israel with more missiles/defense.Don't the algos have an "AI" agent linked to them to summarize the breakan news headlines or what.
news just happened
https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/2041090867193413940
>>62081617I'm sure some really rich people wanted to get on the algo AI bandwagon and instead are losing staggering amounts of money. I wonder who it is, but we won't see that until much later.
So if we all know every peace talk news bit is fake and gay, how can we profit from it?p.s. I don't like going short so come up with something only requiring going long.
>>62081619Yeah, as expected, markets are completely fucktarded >>62081620You can't even trade fucktardation, because even if you take it into account and do the reverse of what should be done in a non-fucktarded market, said fucktardation will still bite you in the ass.I have fucktardation fatigue. All these fucking retards deserve to go -60%. I'm fucking tired, I want everything to burn at this point, I don't care if I burn too.
Why are stocks green and oil red right now? What's happening? Nobody believes Trump's bullshit about a ceasefire, right?
>>62081633The whole internet is in confusion right now.
>>62081633Praise be to Allah, the just and mercifulDon't be a panican, trust the planAllah Akbar, Allah Akbar
>>62081635Only the retarded part, which is 95%.
>>62081640Please do enlighten us retards.
>>62081644I have no idea what you don't know, or what you think you know. You'll have to be more specific.
>>62081644stop asking other retards for information
>>62081620>BREAKING NEWS: EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS IT'S BEEN BEFORE! NOTHING HAS CHANGED!
>>62081649omg
BREAKING NEWS: SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE AGAIN
omg look at wti
>>62081633My theory is that the market is gonna get FUCKED, and there is some kind of mega liquidity being pumped in rn to keep it a float, big players getting thier short bets ready
