Alright you faggots this isn't funny.
>>62080716It’s a little funny
>>62080716Bitcoin is going to 300k by the end of Trump's presidency
>>62080716everybody who fell for all the obvious towelhead propaganda and fud does not have what it takes to make it
Entering into a new great depression and niggas are buying internet coins. unbelievable
>>62080790It amazes me that so many people fell for fud pushed by a bunch of backwards savages that don't know what toilet paper is.
>>62080804the iranians have nothing to do with the shiller pe ratio. all these valuations are fake as hell. the market isn't performing it's duty as a risk-averse forward-looking yardstick and participants will be punished accordingly
>>62080803> a cycle is repeating and people are using a technological advancement to protect themselves
>>62081181maybe you just don't understand economics as well as you think you do
stocks and crypto should be dumping relentlessly for months on end with no bounces
>>62080716Told you it was a bear trap, you didnt short it right?
>>62081593Less of a bear trap, more of a correction as London and New York yank the market back under their control and where *they* think it *should* be after it got away from them over the Easter break.
We just filled the gap to where we were before the break. It's all fake and you should trade according to the simulation.
>>62081910Complete your m-missionAccording to the simulation
>>62081910>>62081911
>>62081470I understand well enough that I'm 80% in cash and waiting for a clear signal
>>62080716>US dollar backed by US military >3rd world Iran exposing US military >why isn't the US dollar going up??Is the USA finally getting exposed as fraudsters??
>>62081470It's well known in economics that market actors in the real world are not rational. It's even got its own field of study, called behavioral economics. It's also well known that market actors in the real world are not well-informed. The concept is called information asymmetry, and it's a staple concept in economic theory.
>Front run all the way to 70kI kneel.
>>62080790Imagine falling for 3rd world propaganda
>>62080790>>62083321I'm pro Iran but this is obviously a bottom with rampant fud all around. >>62082732Wrong time, you should have been 80% in cash last year when people were optimistic.
Trump will chicken out. Get your longs ready. THE PLAY HASN'T CHANGE. We long from late sunday/early monday (depending on your time zone) until wednesday. Then, thusday to saturday, we short. Pussies and autists will tell you this is the hardest market ever. But in fact, it's the easiest one. Trump and his phonies are literally telling you when to go long and when to go short.
is it funny now
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>>62090532ah shit I didn't see the obese foid clipped in at the end of thisoh well
Tell you what, mumu.I will redeem my little call hedge tomorrow.And sell you half of my SPY 04/24/2026 661 puts at open.I will keep the rest of my puts and you will go down after the initial 30 min pump. Then you continue down for rest of the week so I can exit remaining puts with dignity.
>>62090703sorry this isn't /smg/
>>62080781screen capped the turbo sperg.
