Waking up to clown market every day edition >Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62080704
how about no?
> futures
im ready for my pbr pump trumpstein, thank you and bless allah
green or red day
kek bobo
>>62081959blood red
>AAOI
>>62081951>>62081955LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62081959If Trump ditches Tulsi he's screwed.No powerplant and brindge bombing? Green
>-0.09%
nvda oh nononono
>>62081959War is escalating so green
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTFWT
everyone too scared to sell or buy
7mins for SPY to go red, yeah this cope rally (Praise be to Allah) ain't cutting it
thank you for buying into our short positions. we at (large investing institution) appreciate your service.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62081982>guh
CVX HESM
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MSFT WHY DID I BUY THIS NIGGER STOCK FUCKING GO UP RETARD
>>62082003bought like a month ago when I thought we reached rock bottom and it keeps falling. at this point I am not even mad anymore, its more like curiosity. can we actually reach 0? lets find out.
good morning
>>62082003not even NASA can fix the pajitware.
Booz Allen Hamilton $BAHThey're doing a massive recruitment on clearancejobs.com for people with TS/SCI clearance. They clearly have a big gov contract coming their way
>>62081951>>62081951>Oil futures down 4 out of the first 6 months.>Nov still 73$>Market upI want that crash too but its not happening boys. Quit fighting it.
>>62082003Buy more if it's so cheap.
>>62082017>Quit fightingyou can't tell me what to do I feel like joining the army right now
>>62082017Can't tell if boy or girl
>oil rallying>market rallying
ceasfire tomorrow btw (lie)
They're so desperate for a taco and probably think the 1pm announcement is good, but it's probably just going to be him rambling about the ballroom or the pilot rescue operation and we tank after
Why is the smg so quiet today? Still holiday in eurostan?
SANDISKGODS are we eating good rn?
>>62082030cash gang losing hard
>>62082025>retard facesits a girl
>>62082039yes
>>62081951Definately a red week given the amount of data coming in
I replaced the break pads on my road bike, but the breaking still makes a strong noise. The disk itself looks clean. What could be the problem?No point discussing over the market. Clearly manipulated
>>62082039Just got waiting on Orange Man's Truth post
>>62082039Bears are battered and wounded at this point. Lots of them have been posting in bad faith and going on schizophrenic adjacent meltdowns instead of discussing stocks.I'm still waiting for any clear buying opportunities, but it seems the market has reached a very odd equilibrium we can't break out of until the strait opens or oracle does something stupid again.
I was promised the big one.
wtfwt
Memory bros we are so fucking back. MU to 500+ and SNDK 10:1 split after kissing 1k
>>62082002Literally me
S&P reclaiming the 20 and 200 EMA is fantastic mumus. All we need to do is hold and close above.
>>62082082wont happen. "they" wont allow it.
>>62082030actually market is crashing
What the fuck lol
>tons of open calls>hardly any putsWe crab plus or minus a few points end of day.>>62082030Market is still pricing in a fairly optimistic scenario leaving it vulnerable. The backwardation in the near term is pretty whack and the current spread hit a record during the weekend.
>miggers fell for another fake pump SAD!
Nice vertical
>>62082084>tell Iran to chill so we can talk>Israel keeps bombing shit without asking>the absolute state of the Orange nigger retard
>>62082090BasedSome izzat is earned, while some izzat must be taken by force
KEK oil baggies
>>62082108I was waiting for the moment his skull got crushed or something under the boat, my disappointment is immense
>>62082011I swear Chink brainrot content is taking over the weeb sphere
>>62082058>What could be the problem?you can't spell the word "brake"
>tomorrow is Power plant and Bridge day™>green markethuh
>>62082113Sauce now!My dick is diamonds.
>>62082110bot? its green for oil
>>62082122>Power plant and Bridge day™For american infrastructure projects? ...right? Right?
>>62082122Your first month in the market? Trump will TACO.
>>62082113What’s the endgame? No one seems to even know what is going on. The market trades like a shit coin
>tfw the fucking S&P500 is trading like a shitcoin
>>62082122Tomorrow at 8PM eastern
>>62082128Surely not for the fifth time..?
>>62082125See >>62082017
Huh, MUU play worked
>nows
>>62082131Priced in right?
>>62082127Imagine if Trump just built a giant mosque instead of the ballroom.
I sold 1000 shares of INTC I bought on average at $25 last Thursday and I feel like a big old retard panican even though I 2x'ed it
>Channel 12: A senior White House official says the U.S. is weighing a 45 day ceasefire proposal with Iran as negotiators race to get a deal done prior to Trump’s deadline in about 34 hours.Kek bobos
>>62082122>>62082138If he pussies out, the line goes up.If he flattens them, the line goes up.B&P day is a bullish event no matter how you slice it.
>>62082090WTF is even happening here
>>62082148And what is Iran weighing
>>62082133irrelevant, countries are already suffering shortages in asia.
100% chance in the next year that Exxon uses their richly valued stock in an all stock deal for an accretive target
>>62082145I bought 400k of tqqq last week. Was 0.3% away from another 400k. I feel like an absolute autistic retard that I demanded a full 10% drop instead of just snatching it up 0.3% away from my target. Its up a lot since than.Well I think thats that, recession canceled. At least I got a taste.
>>62082154They will agree, they know hell is coming if they don't. Just watch, it's ceasefire or KINO. Either way over for bobos!
>today
>>62082158lol, lmao even
>SPY up .40%huh?>DXY down .40%must be unrelated
>>62082158shortages and price hikes are actually a good thing
>>62082017Besides accusations of yield control shenanigans or blind optimism the counter thesis to "record setting all time big backwaradation = good" is that the market is pricing in demand destruction. Everyone scrambling for immediate supply and then belt tightening.
>>62082171>Was talking to my younger brother. He believes that the US MILITARY is winning the war.Is he watching Asmonggold videos?
>>62082191the market is pricing in the stalling of the entire world economy by being green?
Anyone buying CENX or AA? Aluminum seems like the only metal which is holding rather well
>>62082108looks fun
>>62082203have you ever tried thai women? shits cash...
>>62082205I feel like I already missed the big move on CENX. If I buy it now it WILL dump 10%
>>62082003>>62082011A lot of the big stocks, especially AI ones, are constantly falling but the market keeps rallying. Where is the money going?
>>62082161You niggas legit don't fucking trim your trades? You could have sold small 10-20% bits on the way up then the biggest chunk near the target or at least somewhere on the way back down before it went flat
>DO NOT SELL
OIL SPIKING
>IRAN HAS CONVEYED RESPONSE TO U.S. PROPOSAL TO PAKISTAN - IRNA>IRAN REJECTS A CEAESFIRE IN REPLY TO US VIA PAKISTAN: IRNA
>>62082221this is fuckingg disgusting 6 niggers were absolutely certain we had a treaty or someshit today. my calls are bleeding jesus christ
>>62082221OOOOOOOOOHHHHH NEWS
algos are so retarded they can't even interpret common English never mind meaning
>>62082198Kek, I know man, I know. I said the same thing.
>>62082211no matter which party, money printer goes brr and dollars exit the country, voting is not a solution anymore
>>62082228>erm no ceasefire but we want to end the war??
This price action and volume is the sign of a very healthy and very rational market.
Spy seems to be hurting itself in its confusion.
>>62082240I AM GOING SCHIZOOO
>>62082239A cease fire isn't an end to the war. It's more like a "Hey, lets take a break while we reposition or troops and equipment for round 2."
>>62082239As they've said since this started they want a peace treaty with guarantees. Which is logical since otherwise Israel and the US would just keep attacking them.
>>62082228>NEWS>Read it>Same cope about wanting to end the warAh yes, a big heaping bowl of NOTHING NEWS.
>>62082219That is what I was doing. Trimming on my way to a 30% drop I did not think would happen.
>>62082198Pricing in the hawks dying and with them the murmurs of hokes, yes.
>>62082240>Easter Monday is the second day of Eastertide and a public holiday in more than 50 predominantly Christian countrieslow volume = boring day
>>62082211>These are the same people in a few months if they lose control of congress will suddenly start caring about the national debt they themselves exploded and will take no responsibility forIt was literally democrats in both 2008 and 2020 that 'exploded' the debt though, the democrats controlled the House during ALL bailouts to the tune of 30 trillion for banks. You're pretending to care about israel, because you think you willYou know what? You're either european or trans. Post your entire positions or fuck off from this thread right now. We have enough faggots who want to lie about politics instead of trading stocks.
my oil stocks are bleeding. please trump do something
>>62082255orly?fuckit I'm going to accept this as the reason for todays barcoding. Thanks.
>>62082253It’s a leveraged etf. They do that
>>62082240It's a bear market so it is healthy, just not for you.
>>62082226what do i tell my landlord when my rent is two weeks late and I cant afford the late fees.
>doesn't dump enough so you can buy>doesn't pump enough so you can sell
>>62082239It's like in EU5 when the AI says it's winning and demands reparations but you destroyed its entire military but it refuses to surrender unless you blow up all their cities and salt the earth.
>>62082228How did this absolute nobody become the most important tweeter after "Liberation" day. Where did he come from?
>>62082269May as well go outside, sit on a bench and watch the grass grow.
>>62082270Iran is waiting for the US' civil war event to pop.
>>62082269I'm done $194 on $30,000 so I'm getting out now.
>>62082259You should have bought pbr like we instructed you too
>>62082270How's EU5 compare to crusader kings 3 (hate) and Victoria 3 (love)? Debating getting it.
>>62082285Absolutely haram
entire market is just waiting for a headline
>>62082285People hate Vicky 3 and love ck3
>>62082272good question. this nigger is known on twitter for providing 'alpha' by having access to a Bloomberg Terminal, and quickly typing out headlines. Recently his followers have noted his headlines are coming later and later, with many questioning if he has lost access to his terminal. Many are calling for him to remove the 'bloomberg' from his name.
MUsisters, are we, dare I say it, back?
>>62082285all these games require you to either be a turbo autists or to invest 400 hours before they become intuitive and fun
>>62082272He's good at what he does? It's not like he get's first scoops, he just tweets headlines fast and accurately
>>62082259>aped into the top of the oil crabkekaroo bobo
Gonna be red as fuck tomorrow once people realise the ceasefire leak was just another way to soothe the market. Unfortunately for Europe our markets are closed today too so we won’t even benefit slightly from today’s market manipulation.
>>62082291So he was just evening the playing field in April. Legend.
Is this about the Easter baskets?
> nows
>>62082299>>62082291unless im wrong, he literally twitter fingers headlines from Bloomberg terminals news wire, which itself is pretty great
another motherfucking nigger crab dayFUCK
>>62082300This goofball always makes my day
>>62082305Kek
so fxcking bullish xrp
>>62082305love is real ~
>>62082333Woah brother
>BREAKING: UNPRECEDENTED FLAT VIX FOR OVER 15 MINUTES!!WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?
>PRESENTS
Uh oh stinky
imagine the smell
ALERT: SELL SELL SELL
>>62082340Oh so spy doing jackshit wasn't just my imagination.
>>62082360hassett is such a clown lolhe'll say shit like this then put on the biggest shit eating smile while he describes nuclear armageddondude's a fucking psychopath
>>62082360BREAKING NEWS FROM *Walter Bloomberg FINAL DEADLINE: TOMORROW!
>>62082270>destroyed its entire militaryYeah, about that...
>>62082375ALERT BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS: IRAN NOT GOOD ENOUGH !!! (?)
>TRUMP: UNFORTUNATELY AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT TO SEE US COME HOMEwhat did he mean by this
>>62082381EVEN MORE SCOOPS FROM *Walter Bloomberg: TRUMP IMPLIES WE WILL NOT TAKE KHARG OR INVADE IRAN
>>62082381>UK has a long war to goheh
>>62082388We should just have a live feed of this guy on the thread at this point
>>62082378*ask
>>62082388MORE: TRUMP ACKNOWLEDGES UNPOPULARITY OF BOOTS ON THE GROUND
Reminder that oil shipments end this Friday for Euroids and next Wednesday for America
BREAKING: Trump : Poopoo peepee bomb! Googoo gaga Israel!
>>62082400Gurgle and gulp and gluk gluk*
>>62082401so does this mean i put more into oil stocks or less? :D
>>62082399this is getting painful. he obviously wanted to taco weeks ago but he isn't allowed to.
>>62082399TRUMP HINTING OPERATION WAS NOT ENTIRELY AS SMOOTH AS REPORTED, AND IRANIANS LOVE BEING BOMBED
>>62082410Do NOT question images of tweets, this is the world we live in now.
>>62082410Live at WH
>>62082414I don't think he did anon. The US pulling out willingly would be more damaging than an occupation like Afghanistan or even a hidden defeat. They cannot afford to de-escalate without losing international izzat.
>>62082410IDK where *Walter Bloomberg gets his sources, but I trust him. trump must be giving an interview idk
>>62082416>Iranians love bombs! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFUUKC MY SIDES
>>62082416So jannies will ban people for talking about politics directly affecting the stock market and let this fag keep spamming twitter posts unmanaged. If this guy isn't the janny in the first place
>>62082414More likely, he wants to give the appearance of wanting to TACO, in order to make markets think that he will find a way to TACO, thus calming markets.There is no reverse gear in this conflict
>>62082426Would you be laughing if you knew the American populace genuinely believes this?>>62082433janny pls ban off-topic
>>62082431Stupid fucker, trump is manipulating the market with every word, this is directly related
The lack of tacos or escalations is really tiring me bros. I am tired of crab sticks.
>>62082423the US has lost every war since WW1 I don't think anyone will care.
>>62082437But you don't need to post every single one of his tweets retard, if anything that gives his words more izzat by being shared
>>62082433it’s open just not for jews and their rabid attack dog
>>62082399>unfortunately american people don't want to die in the MEwhy would he say that?
I have uso 130 puts for this week how cooked am I?
kek this is a comedyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHzfMUaX3ls
>>62082446why would you do that?
>>62082442im not posting every tweet. just because trump humiliates you and makes you cringe to death for voting for him doesn't mean you should lash out at me.
>>62082441They've been able to spin them as victories at least. And you'd be hard pressed to find anyone claiming the US lost WW2>Korea had a cease fire signed and status quo returned>Vietnam they claimed they gave up so totally didn't lose>Same for Iraq, AfghanistanThe difference is neither of those countries control a strait choking the world economy, and they weren't threatening Israel directly. Even if their allies let them pull out, they won't be able to spin it as a victory this time cause there will be actual economical consequences instead of it being a "third world shithole"
>>62082442>izzatOh no. Your handler is going to have to beat you now. :(
>>62082448This guy that's smarter than me did it and i just followed
>>62082453good luck sir I'm behind 7 webcams. we learned lots from youtube scambait saar, my friends arent even speaking anymore they just use ai voice
>Kimberly-Clark rises 0.75% from Thursday's close amid analyst optimism on adult diapers and steady market conditions. TD Cowen raised Kimberly-Clark's price target to $105 from $96 on news that Depends may be able to fit even larger loads than expectedYou guys better strap into your Huggies, we fucking going to the moon.
jerome please
>Iran refused dealShart of the Mart, MIGAtards
>>62082456beautiful. god bless america. something about adult diapers just made my dick twitch and i love this <3
>>62082455Thanks for making this fun. It's appreciated whenever you asshats fuck up and expose yourself that you just own up to it like. "OOPS you got me!" kek
>>62082456B-2 pilots need to use diapers, and so do IDF soldiers. You might be onto the big hedge after the oil crisis
>>62082456this ticker right here IBKR officerthey are participating in child sweatshop clothing labor, please add them to my unsustainable product faggot list thank you save the chinese children praying emoji
>>62082456Also, take note about how the asian guy was given the sexiest diaper, which somehow makes his baby dick look even bigger than the white boy... USA USA USA
that's the way the taco crumbles
is there a way to buy spacex shares before the ipo?
>>62082456perfect for america which is full of faggots
Honestly expected a bigger market reaction to the re-affirmation of the Tuesday deadline.
trump continues his parade, but his microphone seems to be muted now, the whitehouse censoring the demented presidents leaky mouth
>>62082477If you have to ask, then the answer is no.
>>62082477just be an accredited investor bro
>>62082477you will never dump ahead of the big guys don't even think about iteven robinhood with their VC access bullshit were selling IOUs basically that put you in the same rung with all the retail baggiesyou will never get one over on the "smart money"
>>62082478There's nothing gay about having the freedom to piss and shit wherever you want.
>>62082285>Victoria 3 (love)
>>62082288>>62082290>>62082500Victoria 3 is the superior game chuds. It’s been improved immensely.
>>62082447How can I become the white house easter bunny? Do I need some sort of qualification?
The market is fucking gay and stupid.I just lost $7000 on puts because this gay nigger market wants to pretend everything is ok and go up.
>>62082516>posts loss pornI love you anon. That might be peanuts to you but thanks for sharing. Hope you get it back in the future.
>>62082488There are two ways I see it:1. Market is efficient: It has priced in the current oil spike, the war, and the Trump tweets.2. Market is inefficient: It is wrong and needs to move much lower.I'm inclined to believe 1. is the truth ngl. >>62082477https://app.ventuals.com/trade/spacex
>>62082499that bussy be drippin when tyrone is done with it
My cousin who works at Meta as a software engineer told me he's scared for his job, there's continuous rolling layoffs
>>62082516you hadn't solded on a monday have you?
>>62082529trump mic is going in and out, and we heard 'no theyre gonna lose their jobs' idk who he was talking about probably youre brother though
>>62082529He should be scared. A social media company doesn't need 80,000 employees. To put it into perspective, KMB has half as many employees and they have 15% of the global diaper market, a real physical product.
>>62082535Have you QAnon fags not all killed yourself by now?
>>62082542Kek
>>62082471>white man obsessed with other men’s cocknever beating the cuck allegations
>>62082542convincing even if its meant as a joke.
the market, after an initial kneejerk reaction, has rightfully realized that iran is a shithole country and not that important in the grand scheme of things
when do i put my soxs on
I made money today.I will make more money tomorrow.Simple as.
>>62082443Trumps attacks are working
>>62082554it really is starting to feel that way. At this point we either need a nuke going off or something. Otherwise, bottoms in?
ALERT TRUMP MAKING COMMENTS: PRESS CONFERENCE SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7on0Qg0rOt8
>>62082554>>62082563so ur saying i get xl socks
>>62082567
pooh shiesty in the news again
>>62082554I just want boots on the ground so we can get one last dip before everyone moves on.
>>62082575>Deadline won't be moved againSo do we trust him enough to buy puts or nah
>>62082567me noodling on the bass as Trump tries talking to the press and little children about the autopen
>>62082581you don't want to worry about Trump, you want to worry about when the copium shortage hits the markets
>>62082581no i will at most risk a wrong decision upon a 3x bull/bear
>>62082416>WHAT THE HELL, THE GUNS WE GAVE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS JUST WENT TO THE TERRORISTS, FUCK!how many fucking times is this retarded fucking country going to keep FALLING FOR THIS SHIT
>>62082576And spottemgottem?? Do they need to link up again?
>>62082581most comments indicate hes leaning away from ground invasion which is bullish, but could easily be counter signaling. We need to see Irans 10 point plan
>>62082575>Keep the strait, ya filthy animals
>>62082431its fine just don't criticize isrealanyways my SOXS hurts
>>62082597hes a total failure to the american people, but i cant lie hes an incredible off the cuff speaker, even if its bluffing and postering
>>62082554They loaded the bullshit cannon with extra "ceasefire" and "negotations" today
why are we green? fuck this clown market.
What the fuck are jannies doingModeration on this site is going brutally downhill
>If Iran had a nuke you'd have no Israel, no middle eastwhy does he say it like it's a bad thing?
>>62082617I will not be fooled to czech..
>>62082592If Trump leaves without an agreement and I were Iran I would toll the strait as a form of reparations for damaged infrastructure and then set conditions for entry/exit which include not obeying US sanctions, maybe MFN trade access, a 1% toll on the value of the cargo, etc.It would also put a risk premium on all commodities originating from the middle east. Bullish for commodities producers outside of the gulf.Those gulf countries would then be put in the position where they either had to double down their relationship with Israel/US or work out some kind of arrangement with Iran. Regardless I don't see their economies doing great until there's stability.
>>62082592Trump's comments don't indicate anything. Why haven't people learned that yet? Look at what's happening on the ground, not at what's being said.
>>62082597the only reason I'd ever run for president is to get that perfect hit of presidential coke/speed they give these guys it must be one hell of a cocktail that gets these 90 year olds lucid enough to articulate a full sentence on the daily
How much sleep does Trump get?
Pizza Hut has the absolute most disgusting product I have ever eaten. I hope anyone who has ever done a commercial for them comes to financial ruin. I'm sure SK could source their naptha from pizza hut to keep their plastic surgery implants going
>>62082575trumps final comments on the war mostly reiterated his willingness to target civilian infrastructure. Real press confrence in 1 hour, if im not mistaken
The straight is open.Iran is defeated.The oil is flowing.There is a minor technical glitch in the oil futures which we are working to resolve. You have nothing to worry about. Return to you accounts and resume buying.
>>62082630all the sleep the best sleep they keep saying mister president why do you keep all those baby foreskins under your pillow I tell them don't worry about it I do it all for you the people it's true
>>62082592We are moving troops to the middle east. It's only a matter of time until we use them.
Is he going to pump or dump the market in an hour
>>62082644>>62082645Thank you Mr President
>>62082642should i watch this
>>62082640>people are talking about famines because of what's going onNobody who actually counts is talking about this shit. Go fuck yourself with a pineapple.
>>62082648What happens in one hour?
>>62082653Damn, not even a "boss" in there. You're serious
>>62082653stop the count
>>62082640Well I'm interested in taking advantage of this to try to make money.I agree that most of what's going to come out of this is just a general drop in wealth from a lack of cheap commodities and severe strain on many different supply chains.Trying to figure out where to place my money to not be raped. I think the only sure bet is that North America oil & gas equities seem like the correct defensive move with growth potential.
>>62082523>>62082617People don't buy and sell based on what they think the true value of the security is. People buy and sell based on expectations of what other people will pay in the future.If people think current news headlines and Trump comments will make other people want to buy, then they will buy to get ahead of the price rise, even if they know that Trump's comments are pure BS. Conversely, if people think news headlines and Trump comments will make other people want to sell, then they will sell to get ahead of the price drop. It's greater fool theory in action.
>>62082652Top 10 show of the past 5 years IMO
You know no matter what is happening, I'm pretty confused about shitcoin mooning. Is this the institutions' safe haven for the coming crash? That's the only justification I can come up with.They certainly have the opportunity to manipulate the price.
>>62082623yeah and without a ground invasion, Iran has so many means of enforcing a blocked straight from mine and missiles, suicide boats, etc. an agreement somehow could work but they have so much leverage here. the insurance premiums for shipping would make it unfeasible. another option could be US Navy escorts, but thats another bag of worms.
I can see now the bear market is over.Just buy calls every day.
>>62082663is this the "civvie throws a hand grenade on the line (orders a grill cheese) 30 mins before close" show
>>62082652Yes. On the 26th of April. It will be exactly 40 years after the actual events.
Really pissed off. I missed whatever that jump was, thought thr markets were closed. Just got on and the day is fucking over.
>>62082659I'm constantly overhydrated I keep pissing beautiful clear streams every other hour and I've been on adderall I don't think it's thatmight be part of a super CIA speedball but definitely not just adderall
>>62082652If you really wanna watch something like uhhhhhh…. This!>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thMVMkVtUf8&pp=ygUlVGhlIG9ubHkgcHJlc2lkZW50IHRvIHVuZGVyc3RhbmQgaXRzIA%3D%3DThen you will see that it is in fact don who is making the decisions, and that he is doing it based on things he learned watching Nixon interviews on YouTube.Weather this is bearish or bullish, you decide.
>>62082652one of the best shows ever made. same level of kino as true detective s1 or mindhunter. you dont come across shows like that very often.
>>62082652You wont be disappointed.
>>62082668No, that's The Bear
>>62082674watching, looks interesting
>>62082674>3:40
>>62082665Bitcoin's whole appeal is big actors can control the price action to accumulate cheap and dump high on retail without any regulationIf it were actually regulated it's value would go down to like 10k
>>62082681Or 4:00 is a better starting point
>>62082652It's a good drama but a bad documentary. They made the Chernobyl incident seem like this horrible thing and then at the end they put in a little disclaimer at the end that only 33 people that died. Dishonest filmmaking.
>>62082682And people STILL can't buy in, even "cheapies" are 70k, the fuck?Drop to 5k, then we buy.
Nothing that has been going on has been affecting the market- it's all been technicals
>>62082690Good bait, I want to smash your head in
>>62082692IMO the actual headline price level doesn't matter as much as where it's trading relative to recent history. They bart it up and down to skim billions off retail. Simple as.
>>62082694technically speaking will my SOXS profit or my SPY calls?
>>62082656press conference, i think they are referring to. trump will mostly talk about the rescue mission and a bit about the war
>>62082690>checks the rates of thyroid cancer in Belarus after ChernobylIn fact Gorby said it collapsed the USSR, so yes it was kind of a big deal.
I doubt it but if it's like his last addess it will be pretty funny.
>>62082567LOL, war speech with Easter bunny
>>62082699You'll technically make money off your SPY calls
>>62082708technically, but practically I don't think SPY is hitting 680 today theoretically or otherwise
>>62082699>SOXS callsnigga iran is threatening to bomb nvda and the 30B stargate program. Intel already moon'd and will only fall.
>>62082706Comrade I know you’ve heard the stories about the media.When I hear them, even I am shocked.But they are not true.The media is reporting that the straight is open because it is open.The media is reporting Iran is defeated because it is defeated.They are saying they have made a lease deal because the is one.The state has told us these things are true.The state does not lie.There are a group of radical leftists know as “traders” attempting to imply with fake news, also called “futures” that the straight is not open.These enemies of that state will be dealt with shortly.
>>62082653shut the fuck up retard, adults are speakinggo play crayons in the corner
>>62082716so basically I deserve the medal of honor for halting Iran's attack
>>62082731prove me wrong asshole, show me where the people who actually matter are talking about famine, I'll wait.
Today's chart reminds me of when I ask my twink bf what he wants for dinner
That's gonna get deleted
We have the worst bakers of this century, maybe ever.
>>62082674that was interesting, thanks
>>62082752Is that bullish or bearish though?
>reee markets should tank because we're bombing some shitholeThats not how it works lmao, we're a superpower babe
