It was just a cosmetic procedure edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>62081951
>>62082739How much VC money did making this pic burn?
>>62082742I wish I had a bf to make dinner for...
worst bear market ever. fucking bull niggers believing fake news. just go visit any of the profiles of the Iranians in charge and you'll see there is no ceasefire coming. FUCKING IDIOTS
>>62082739BEARS BTFOPATRIOTS IN CONTROLWWG1WGA
> nows
c'mon SPYc'mon run
>>62082739OP is a useless yurosissyCan’t wait to leave NATO and watch your shit continent burn to the ground
Good Afternoon retards. big press conference in 25 minutes, trump expected to talk about tomorrows plan and ceasefire negotiations.
short oil buy tech
Don't know how true this is but all the shitter Iran propagandists are posting it:>Iran has sent a 10-point response to the U.S. proposal to end the war (via Pakistan), rejecting a temporary ceasefire and demanding a permanent end on its own terms.>Iran states that a mere ceasefire is unacceptable and insists on a lasting solution. The demands include:>An end to regional conflicts.>The lifting of sanctions.>Support for reconstruction.>Rules for safe passage in the Strait of Hormuz.If this is true it seems like they're demanding reparations and sovereignty over the strait. Walked back the demand of US withdrawal from the Gulf though.
>>62082739Kristi Noem's husband moment.
this is the greatest bull trap i've seen in my entire lifetime. Nukes fly tomorrow btw.
I asked chatGPT some mining related questions and it began speaking in pajeet. It's so fucking over.
>>62082757please repost the webm of the alligator attacking the large picture of a deer as it is the perfect representation of my love life financially speaking
>>62082766Rape ChatGPT (not lovingly) NOW
>>62082763If the USA accepts these terms its a de jure defeat btw. So I can't imagine they will. Trump is going to give a regular presser as well, not a real announcement.
The bear market is over.SPY new all time high tomorrow or Wednesday.
>>62082766gemini started getting really indian when i was talking to it last week as wellgrim picture of the future
>>62082763>>The lifting of sanctions.>>Support for reconstruction.>>Rules for safe passage in the Strait of Hormuz.kek. the best part is if the US were in this alone, we MIGHT consider these conditions. But Israel is deadseat on annexing southern lebanon, and Iran knows they will not stop now.
>>62082766I've seen it randomly use Arabic text at times
I just needed a little dip today to get out of my puts break even.Fucking niggers.
>>62082766mfw >"bonanza grades" with no geological explanation
>>62082763I can only assume their goal is to just shitpost in the hopes political pressure forces drumpf to back down before he sends in troops.
>>62082766Short the IPO with as much leverage as you can get your hands on
>>62082755All assets and commodities are priced fairly and are equally subject to market forces.Some commodities, such as oil, are simply more equal than others so far as The State is concerned.The more you meditate on this, the more it will make sense to you.
The market is all bulled up and theres not even a cease fire yet.The market is run by gay nigger faggots.
>>62082766>>62082780Why would it do that?VPN? Cookies? Device settings?FWIW, first word is Achanak = sudden.Second word is Lagaataar = persistent.
>sovereignty over straitDe jure sovereignty sure. With a nuke it is de facto however. As long as we get the uranium and there is stability afterwards. Thats whats important babes.
i'm not gonna be able to make any retirement contributions this year again but at least I don't have health insurance
>>62082767I remember one anon autist raging hard on this one, probably fooled him twice lmao
>>62082763>Walked back the demand of US withdrawal from the Gulf thoughDid they? There are 6 points in addition to the 4 listed. US withdrawal is probably one of them.
>>62082797because it's coded by stinky pajeets such as you filthy self>>62082802not what i was looking for but wow i did not know alligators were such good climbers
>>62082802HOLY SHIT ITS TOOTH GOT STUCK ON ITS HOOF
>>62082766sar respectfully opening the unsuccessful holes needfully *head shake*
>>62082804Didn't ask you.Another anon posted it showed him arabic words.
Why the fuck did the market spike up at 10am on bad ISM Services PMI data?I lost -7000 on puts.The market is run by gay nigger faggots.I quit.
>>62082813:(
Just buy calls every day.Gay nigger market thinks everything is fine.We're just waiting for the formal "war is over" declaration and then we will hit new all time highs.Gayest bear market ever.GAY
>>62082810sorry you're the only nigger that understands the squigglies under a line and this is a racist genera benchod
>>62082813>>62082819It's okay anony. You're top-calling
>>62082819everything is fine howsoeverit's a US stock market not a South Korea market
>>62082766It's just adjusting to the inquirer
>>62082813The State serves the people.The people are best served when the line goes up.Are you suggesting that The State should not serve the people? Whom should it serve?
>>62082819Why do you think a "war is over" declaration will come anytime soon? Eventually, high prices of physical commodities will cause a significant dent in aggregate demand, and then the stock market will be dragged down by reality.
>>62082813you're trying to time the top, of course you'll fail. I've got puts and calls for months down the linebtw they found IDs with tourist visas belonging to a pilot in the "rescue operation with zero casualties". bullish?
>>620828323 min unless delayed. ill post *Walter Bloomberg tweets for mobile users or people who cant watch
>>62082813You said this in every thread today.Cry more.
throw bobos headfirst screaming into a woodchipper
>>62082836then you wake up and everything is "somehow" at +10%. doesnt how much you believe you are right as long as you dont make money.
>>62082825EWYnvestors are farming dosh today bythewayit
conference?? what is he sayingg??
ack I slurped PL way to bigly much to soonly it is owari di for me
Buy your calls Trump only talks during market open if he thinks it's good news.
>>62082851He's announcing victory Tuesday 8PM ET and the end of the two day special operation.Load up on Calls.
Get in here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSjpA1Py-VE
I'm not making or losing any money today
>>62082853>>62082851just the daily victory announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdAConference link, should start now...
>>62082853did you remember what happened last time the market thought his speech would be bullish lmao>>62082854right cause the israeli will magically stop bombing and iran will magically leave the hormuz open for americans to re-arm and try the same shit again next year
>>62082851i hope he goes full mike tyson
Energy Infra is now a target. Orange nigger also about to get on the horn WACALATE ESCALATE ESCALTE
>>62082858Iran letting a french ship through straight is interesting. French have been very anti war, getting rewarded.
>>62082859>and iran will magically leave the hormuz open for americansTrump has announced multiple times he doesn't give af about Hormuz and it's not Americas problem?If Israel wants to keep attacking thats on them, not America.America pulling out TUESDAY
>oil gearing up to shoot straight to 120
lol trump still hasn't shown up>>62082866leave the region and see what happens
>>62082739His maguppies became bazongas!
I swear everyone is stupid. You idiots really think this is going to be anything more than him sucking his own dick about the made up rescue mission that didn't really happen? I thought the US Propaganda was pretty weak but I really underestimated how dumb all the market participants are.
>>62082813>>62082819>gamble>lose gamble>"wtf rigged"
>>62082865napolean must have depleted france's testosterone reserves for a millenia with his little continental stunt
>>62082871This fiasco taught me a valuable lesson, I should move all my estimates back a month cause the American market is that retarded and slow to take news. Or it'll all burst once traders realize they can't print refineries and start panic buying, who knows
>>62082865It was left through sometimes last week, and Iran made a post clarifying it was a one-time show of goodwill and not a regular thing. Of course western news didn't pick up on that last inconvenient partAlso, Trump isn't showing up is he?
If it was good news he´d be on time.
>dark clouds suddenly formed in my area and it looks like it's about to rain right before trump speechis it an omen?
>hegseth is also here>beta poselol it's over
STARTING EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSjpA1Py-VEtalking about mission for now
>>62082881idk, give me some bones to throw in the fire and a few squirrels, I'm hungry
Trump starts speaking: WTI 112.65
Trump is gonna say the war is gonna end soon and the market is gonna mega pump.Buy calls now.
This'll go down in history thank you Mister President
Its over
I'm actually exhausted listening to his same talking points. Feels like Groundhog Day everyday now and I can't stop because he just keeps moving charts
>>62082890Trump is going to ramble incoherently for 30 minutes and the market is going to stay perfectly flat. Go fap now.
oh fuck i was wrong he's nuking iran tomorrow night puts puts puts!
If the market dumps I swear to God I will punch a hole through my screen.
>>62082899>picrel: (You)
holy shit, he confirmed 100 people were involved in that ops. There's no way nobody died or that this was simply a rescue mission
>>62082899Record for posterity. Post here for lols.
WHY IS IT CRASHING
>>62082901holy shit I can't believe the Belgians are still at. Somebody stop those racists
a rough group
>>62082905Because Trump just said that the ultimatum for tomorrow is still on the table.
>>62082903this was already confirmed by NYT and other outlets.we didnt know they were under fire but that was not surprising.
>>62082899yikes
WHY IS IT PUMPING
>>62082905crapto started dropping before he even started speaking. kek
>TRUMP: WE'RE DOING UNBELIEVABLY WELL IN IRANalso trump:>TRUMP: IRAN MIGHT BE TAKEN OUT TOMORROW NIGHT
WHY IS IT CRABBING
>>62082903>There's no way nobody died You have no idea how good our military is. You have zero fucking clue.
>>62082905Came out a few mins before speech that energy will now be targeted
NOO DONALD DONALD STOP DONALD!
WHY IS MY DICK IN YOUR ASS
>>62082925WHAT THE NIGGER SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62082911The story's changed several times since it's been announced>this was a rescue mission, the c-130s got stuck in mud so had to be scuttled >the c-130s had mechanical problems and had to be abandoned>the C-130s were disabled by manpads/bullets and had to be scuttled, also we needed 100 special ops in a small region for SARSpecial ops also don't need to report on casualties
>market reaches session lows we haven't seen since 9:38 this morningIt's so fucking over.
>>62082911VIX slowly climbing but mostly sideface motion. nothing new has been said by trump thats otherwise not been reported
>>62082855what load of shit
His big speech is about how Iran shot down our jet and has stronger control of the straight than before. Sad!
>>62082922You might want to use a picture of something other than SLS, which is a massively expensive politician-engineered boondoggle even worse than the Space Shuttle. SLS is essentially the standing joke of the aerospace industry.
oil is mooning when trump speak now
>>62082915IT JUST DEPENDS IF TRUMP FEELS CUTE OR NOT AND THE OP IS NOT HELPING!
>>62082935something something everything returns to crab
>>62082938wdym, throwing away arguably one of the most advanced and expensive rocket engines that were designed to be reusable seems in-line with US policy
>>62082739you could store a whole barrel of crude in these tatas
so I should hold UCO until 100 or what?
>>62082905>>62082930It was always a front run for the trump speech happening now. Bull run if he said a deal was signed. Massive bear trap for the more obvious answer.
Bogged?
>>62082938The SLS is one of the greatest achievements in all of human history.
>>62082911USO up 2% since speech started although trumps only yammering about the special forces successes with no new info
JUST LOAD AFTER LOAD COMING OUT
>>62082949>the c-130's wheelBOGGED>SPYBOGGED>oilBOGGED>gold>BOGGEDYOU THOUGHT DEATH SAVED YOU BUT THE BOG IS ALWAYS ON THE LINE
I dissociated for like 2 minutes, why did they need to build a runway and use like a dozen planes to rescue one dude instead of just landing a heli?
The Plunge Protection Team arrived.Can't let the bears win anything.
BAH GAWD THATS EUROPEAN MILITARYS MUSICAaare they coming to #savethestrait ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLCasyAh7ic&list=RDHLCasyAh7ic&start_radio=1
>>62082950LMAO you're just trolling. The Russian is literally using ICBMs from the 60s for their rockets and they're having more success than the Shit Launching System
>>62082956Helis are slow innit
holy fuck grandpa get to the point
A LEEEEAKER
>>62082957Thanks algos, back to a silky smooth 0.00%
>>62082953trump threatening to prosecute leaker for telling media about pilots ejecting... CIA misintel ops were heavily involved so that will be interesting
>arresting media outlets for reporting on the waris this bullish?
>>62082962FIND THE LEAKER
I told you fuckers not to vote for Trump BUT NOOOOOOO YOU FUCKERS DID NOT LISTEN
>>62082965trump wrapping up special op and now talking about war in general, ALSO iran being bombed as we speak
Thank you trump, my portfolio just passed 100k
trump talking about how much he hates sand
>>62082969We where too busy sleeping through his long stories
>>62082957Commrade, please do not repeat such things.It is true that sometimes The State must intervene to prevent the market from robbing itself of the fruits of capitalism. But this is in the people’s interest.
>Trump on cumming: Cum one after another, you don't want to cum at the same time
They're never going to say who the pilot is tomorrow they will never talk about this pilot ever again.
I'm so mad about my europoor broker not allowing me to trade today. Would buy more oil in the morning, was waiting for it all weekend.
>>62082977They gotta keep his identity secret don't they?
>>62082970ALERT: TRUMP MIGHT BE DONE AND INTRODUCES BEAUTIFUL 'CENTRAL CASTING' CIA SPOOK TO SPEAK NOW
>there was little place to land, tiny patch of dirt and sandTHERE WAS LITERALLY A RUNWAYTHE RELATIVE HUMIDITY IS 30% AND THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY RAIN IN WHO KNOWS HOW LONG
>like bags of wet sand
It's really not worth buying puts.Bears were losing every day until they did a surprise assassination on Ayatollah Khamenei, which nobody could have predicted.
CIA: it was great, but it's a secret :)
>>62082983What's the relevance of the humidity?
TDS cucks are seething ITT lmao
>>62082987They claim the C-130s were left behind cause the wheels got stuck in mud, while landing on an abandoned runway in the fucking desert. This "rescue mission" is likely a cover for a botched attempt at stealing uranium from Isfahan
>AST SpaceMobile VP Luiz Abud Writes On LinkedIn "Vinod Samarawickrama it was a pleasure to host you and the Meta team and i look forward to the collaboration.">Samarawickramasell all your asts
>>62082970Just put boots on the ground already. This shits so fucking gay.
>threatens to bomb iran back to the stone age>market greenthis is a sick fuckin world
>>62082739>first female presidentWe did it, reddit!I mean, nu-/biz/!
>>62082989>he still supports Israel’s greatest goy You are a true golem
>>62082994priced in
>>62082911>we didn't know they were under fireYes we did. Iranian police have published video of Iranian policemen firing machine guns firing on the C-130sAlso, parts in the wreckages look suspiciously like having punctures similar to the damage caused by a fragmentation warhead
>mr president, I've seen you act with political courage daily [...] the service members' confidence is boosted by a president that has your backLMAO
jesus this dude wrote this entire thing to appease trump'yes we did good but have you seen our big beautiful president? my god look at how perfect he is'
>>62082997Market will close red.
>>62083000Now this guy has tds (Trump dick suck)
>>62082994I forgot bombing brown people is bullish
>>62082999your right I forgot about seeing this clip this morning. >>62082981HEGSETH SPEAKING NOW >WORLD WIDE REACTION: NOT THIS GUY AGAIN
>>62082999Those are not puncture holes. You haven't seen a bullet hole because THERE ARE NO HOLES IN THOSE PLANES.Seriously, if they don't learn from this fiasco they are never learning. Listening to Hegseth, it sounds like they've been emboldened for a ground op
guess Trump just wants his dick sucked no matter whatI'm glad I'm betting on catastrophe because that's what I'm seeing right now.
>>62083001>my god look at how perfect he is'Small price to avoid getting Bondied.
>>62082994What is “sick” about bombing muslims?
>>62083007agree they keep rubbing it in their face 'iran has been humiliated'... not very negotiating feels
Oh my god he’s making parallels to Christ. Kys like
the name of the rescued soldier? jesus "christ" rodriguez
We need boots on the ground.
always gotta end with the tds (Trump dick suck)
>>62083006*Walter Bloomberg reporting on Iran allowing Qatari ships threw the straight, only to stop them mid way, potential piracy? Qatar and Iran are on terrible terms currently
Anyone else still all in oil
>>62083008The markets always price assets and commodities according to reality.The State has told us that the reality is the straight is open.The market does not lie.The State does not lie.Therefore, the only conclusion is that it is your radical leftist eyes which are lying to you.
>>62082993We already did, the "rescue operation" was an excuse to set up a forward base. All the planes got "stuck in the mud" (in a desert) and had to be abandoned.
WHY ARE WE RALLYING OIL IS UP 2% HELLO????????
45 hours and 56 minutes saving this great patriot thank you Pete
the longer they talk about this pilot the less I believe (s)he exists
So this is a big gg circlejerk for a rescue op to distract from the fact that we're about to put boots on the ground? k
>>62083021this is just how crazy people act that wanna get bombed into the stone age
>>62082999I should post pics of some of the parts, in case anyone's interested
>>62083017>>62083015>>62083014>>62083019Seething atheistsGod is on America’s side.
>>62083021BREAKING: TODAY WILL BE THE HIGHEST VOLUME OF STRIKES SINCE DAY ONE, TOMORROW EVEN MORE
Hegseth just confirmed escalating strikes today and tomorrow.
>>62083022They haven't said anything that would indicate there's any reason not to be.
Wow hold up, someone hasn't sucked Trump's dick yet.
Technically we've already had boots on the ground haven't we?
>>62083039Technically, the strait is open.
>>62083034>I'm goooonaa booooooomb
I can't believe they'd shoot down callsign Dude44
There isn´t going to be a ground invasion of Iran, if you don´t understand by now you might just be a tard.
>>62083044>motherfucker gets 44 gets..holy shit. Witnessed.
dude44alpha??fuck it im going to russia
>>62083042technically this is just a 3 day special operation
This meeting is sign tapping. Goy, we will protect, just sign on the dotted line.
>>62083032Trump isn’t a Christian though my brother in Christ.
oil poombing but S&P not doomping?
>>62082995Like you wouldnt suck those babies dry.
Why do I let the market makers rob me every day?
>>62083054He has been for yearsHe is especially so after he almost fucking died, retard
>>62083055Both are just speculating, no?
>We are very proud to have saved the brave xxXVegetaKRIEG666Xxx
>>62083049kek
>>62083050Something normies don't grasp is that this isn't a normal Hercules the USAF has hundreds of, it's an expensive AF special ops plane and every one lost is a blow.
>>62083059https://m.youtube.com/shorts/hnhjkGHtBtkHe mocks prayer, he is not a Christian.
>gen x
>>62083046They have to. How else are they going to unclog the strait?The missile bases and nuclear facilities evidently can't be taken out from the air, so they have to drop troops onto the ground to do it.
>>62083034this faggot keeps referring to the rescued pilots as dude44alpha and the backseater dude44bravo. ill beat his fuckin ass >>62083055they just announced heightened strikes which should be bearish.
>>62083067they all died off heroin afaik
>>62083066You don’t get to say who is and who isn’t Christian Bitchboi
>>62083050You just inserted your own weird ass fanfic replacing one distraction with another and didn't actually address what I said about boots on the ground. The fuck is wrong with you?
>>62083054This is a difficult concept for nu-age secular Protestants, but you don't get to decide who is and isn't a Christian.
how are they gonna destroy the nuclear facilities without causing a nuclear wasteland that will contaminate the entire region+europe?
yapyapyapyapyapvery female administration
>>62083070it's military phonetic language, he means Dude 44A and Dude 44B
>>62083075why specifically nu-age secular protestantsi thought all theists loved schisming
>>62083070>Raizin Caine>faggotShut your gay ass mouth
>>62083078I know but they just sound like retards
>>62082788Trump is on a timeline before gas prices become onerous so they're retarded sine he only has incentive to nuke them now.
>>62083075Catholics are the ones that decide who is and isn't a Christian lol. Imagine being completely wrong, would'nt be me.
>>62083079Yep. Fuckups have happened before but they take so long to reach the news nobody cares. Here's an example where NAVY SEALS URRAH got scared shitless by fishermen, killed them and then ran awayhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/9/6/us-navy-seals-killed-north-korean-civilians-during-botched-mission-report
>>62083077toxic positivity
WOAH ORANGE RETARD
>>62083075> Knowing this first of all, that scoffers will come in the last days with scoffing, following their own sinful desires.
>>62083073>>62083075Based and Christpilled
>>62083086Truth nuke tho innit. Luv me Protestant friends
>>62083084what are you gonna do, pilots decide each others' callsigns. Get ready to see a lot more "Bussin 42A" and "FrFr 55A".
>>62083087not always true. the most humiliating top secret special op Eagle Claw was reported the following day.
>>62083071kekIt feels like yesterday that 4chan was mostly 30yo gen xoomers in 2008 saying millennials were fags.
>>62083054all you have to do to be a christian is uhh..i guess you dont even have to tell jesus sorry anymore
Just let it go up. We don't use the strait.
Shouldn't the market makers save the pump for when there is actually good news and not just rumors? Like tomorrow night when Iran concedes and does a deal?
>>62083095>bussin 42A is chopped. complete cortizol dump frame mogged. FRFR 55A is the new rizz king.
o no, the orange potato is back. HOLD ON TO UR BUTTS
I will not fomo back into oilI WILL NOTI sold. I am happy.I WiLL NOT FOMO!
sychophants are done! Trump is speaking again >>62083070
>>62083105You'll never sell the top mate
>>62083075This faggot does not bleed oarnge.
>>62083097they were right
>>62083105kek it's going up again. I already fomo'd back into it, up 1%. I'm probably going to fucking hate myself by close though. I can feel it.
Thought we would be in and out over the weekend. Instead it looks like some kind of failed sneaky sneak.Therefore, the American military is indeed confirmed to be Russia-tier, and that sucks.
>>62083103This is actually a pretty good idea in case your comms get hacked, or to spot spies in general. Say what you want about zoomerspeak but it's really specific and hard to learn, perfect for opsec
>>62083106trump leaking USA camera that had sight on solider for 45 minutes from 40 miles away. ANSWERING PRESS QUESTIONS NOW
>>62083116racist zoomers stealing jobs from apache code talkers. Somebody get white women on this injustice
>>62083097nobody gave a flying fuck about generation bait nonsense in 2008
>Trump: "They were HUNG"
>>62083097>It feels like yesterday that 4chan was mostly 30yo gen xoomers in 2008 saying millennials were fags.It is very funny that those gen x losers that called me a newfag in 2007 are now the ones pumping my KMB bags since they had so much gay sex that they're now incontinent and shit the bed without wearing disposable adult undergarments.
>>62083122We're hanging niggers now WTF?
>>62083117>took the time to type all that faggotry.Faggot, I'm not reading that nonsense but thanks.
If this dipshit market believes Trump's next taco tomorrow I'm out
>>62083117If he was planning to end the war he wouldn't be sending another marine floating FOB with 2500 additional troops. I'm guessing he's stalling for them.It was under-reported, but Iran claimed last week that they hit a "staging area" in Kuwait, which would be positioned reasonably for a Kharg island invasion. If that's true, then even if they were planning an invasion this week they couldn't do it.
ok I'm holding my UCO until 100
>>62083118TRUMP MENTIONS HIS PLANS FOR GROUND INVASION IN PASSING, AFTER MENTIONING 'HUNG' IRANIANS, NOW INSULTING REPORTERS
>>62083117There's likely belief they can do Kharg for leverage with the forces they have without risking escalation to a wider ground war.You sit on Kharg and say you're going to keep it until Iran capitulates. It's more of a carrot in talks than say, bombing it to smithereens where a lot of the value in the island as a hostage has evaporated.It's also attractive to the US because if they take it Iran values it too much to send wave after wave of drone and missiles. Too much collateral damage. It's a great shielded site if you're going to hold it for negotiation purposes.
>>62083130shits gone up even more lol
>>62083073You can do a lot these days without being cut off.Openly mocking God isn’t one of them, not sure which Church you belong to friend.
>>62083131OH NO NOT THE HECKIN JOURNALISTS PLEASE SAVE ME KAMALA
>>62083134Yep if they can take Kharg and somehow maintain it for a week, Iran is fucked. 90% of their oil flows through there, but they know and its insanely defended
>Iranian snipers hit women between the eyes at women's rights march>Iranians throw gays off building>If Iran gets a nuke there will be no Israel, no middle eastdamn if only Iran wasnt a muzzie country
>>62083121I was here in 2008 so I remember gen xers posting >le old person.jpgAnd complaining boomers fucked them in the tech recession and the 2008 recession.
>>62083140They really do like complaining don't they
Taking Kharg island would be pointless. The US already can block Iranian oil exports, by interdicting the ships that carry Iran's oil.
>>62083142everyone does, you are complaining about gen xers right now
>>62083147Damn, it's over
>>62083142They're not wrong per se but the>only I have ever been fucked, everyone else should shut the fuck upMentality is annoying, especially since I've seen them complain that millennials and zoomers complain too much kek.
I got scared by the war a few weeks ago and dumped all my KODK around 8.30, i did not expect it to break 9 let alone 11 and I'm not going to buy back above 7.5
>the dipshit media sucking his dick tooholy fuck this banan republic
>>62083131the most significant theme so far is Trumps move to bomb infrastructure in the coming days. >>62083145fucking retard, who lifted sanctions on IRAN, RUSSIA?? how do their shadow fleet work? maggot
Anyone else feeling like backed into corner and doing increasingly risky trades in hopes of making it?
>>62083145Ah yes, I’m sure someone at the pentagon is reading your post on some dumb finance board general for your expert opinion
>>62083076Enriched uranium is just U-235 and U-238, which aren't very dangerous isotopes
>>62083145but if you don't take kharg island then the govt can't sell the sunk cost fallacy to the people for boots on the ground.
>>62083155haha enjoy your coming financial ruini'm off to take my daily morning dump buy puts
>>62083153Cry more
>>62083155I lost all of my gains for this year so I decided I'm not going to do risky trades anymore
Taco status?
>>62083156I'm pretty sure they know that taking Kharg island would be pointless, and all the talk about Kharg island is just BS to make markets think the US military has a silver bullet that can re-open the strait soon>>62083154They can stop the ships. They don't do it because they don't want to stop the flow of oil, not because they can't
>>62083165what happened? how you made it, and how you lost it?
>>62083156That’s the opinion of most policy experts as well.Actually it’s the opinion of anyone remotely familiar with the matter.We have unsanctioned Iranian oil and are encouraging them to export.We are actively working to get more Iranian oil into the market.There is 0 chance that we size their island in order to threaten them with stopping the oil flow, when in fact we are going out of our way to increase it.What we will need to do is something to stop the Chinese from lend-leasing them, which will require boots.
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
>>62083169Iran doesnt use their own ships though. they use russian, cuban, barbados, all kinds of random ships to ship their oil. we would need to kill hundreds of civilians from these nations, not happening
>>62083173>policy experts Who Robert pape? Lmao “experts” AKA retards with a degree>>62083169You know nothing. Iran LOST. America WON. Trump WON.
>>62083116It’s pretty easy to learn, you just have to to know what niggers were saying 10 years ago
>>62083171Held MUU for a bout a month until it's first peak at like 450 then was swinging it, SOXS/MUD (unsuccessfully) and UCO (successfully), though to be fair if I held MUU through all of this myp ort would be at the same point it is now lomoa. I should've sold and took a break while I was far ahead
Wasn't he against the filibuster?
AND THIS ISN'T MAKING SPY RISE TO 680....WHY!?!?!?FUCK YOU ALL!
>>62083178Dude, have you tried deciphering a baltimore accent? Look it up it's hilarious, it could seriously be used for code. Plus you can't expect most enemy soldiers to learn that
in end this war will be israels gain>GCC which is close to iran will bare most of irans retaliations>US bases near region will be destroyed or deemed inoperable for time>Israel which is thousands of km away with access to US radars will be warned of iranian missiles minutes before they hit >and iran has yet to hit any major israeli assets in region>Have they targeted intel fab yet? They did limited damage to israeli refinery>Have they hit any israeli pharmaceutical factories?>Israels major airport is still operating with incoming flights while tehran's isnt>Their interceptors haven't run out like we thought they would>Israel is hitting sites deep in iran with not one single lossAt end of day iran will just rage and destroy bunch of arab oil infastructure making them lose any leverage they previously had on israel/US while rest of world will attempt their best to diversify away from gulf energy.
>>62083175So? The US interdicted ships going to and from Venezuela. The reason they don't do it to ships carrying Iranian oil is because they don't want to. What the exact reason is we can speculate on, but it's clear that there is a reasonThere is no need to kill the crew, unless they are armed and actively resist. You can just board the ships in the Indian ocean.
>>62083154THE FINAL ULTIMATUM. THIS IS IT!!? Trump also mentioned Kurds bring death. Now insulting the failing NY Times jej. Ceasefire negotiations are underway, but he cant talk about it.
Any news from AI dashcams anon?
>>62083186>Ceasefire negotiations are underway, but he cant talk about it.No chance of a cease fire before we do the bridges and powerplants boss.
>trucks carrying mines
>>62083186TRUMP FINALLY ADMITED THE SIGNIFICANCE OF CLOSING THE STRAIGHT, DEFYING HIMSELF AND MAGACULTISTS SAYING OTHERWISE
>>62083086Not saying that, and I do consider Protestants Christian (although obviously I don't get to decide who is and isn't a Christian, either). I'm just saying that I've run across many Protestants that parrot the meme "Catholics aren't Christians." I guess it's a popular line of thinking amongst certain Protestant sects, and in my opinion, it's a dishonest and prideful way of thinking. Also, on a similar note, there's something that Oswald Spengler talks about, he coined it "second religiousness." He describes it as a sort of mutilation (or corruption imo) of genuine religiousness as an empire crumbles. Through syncretism with modernity, the masses take a civilization's true genuine religion and form a new cult. You can see it described online as "hollowing out Christianity and wearing the religion as a skin suit." I think we're seeing this all over the world. It's not new and I'm not making a novel observation, but it's worth putting into words, because it's not happening exactly the way people thought it would. You have people who are "secular" or "atheist" or "agnostic", or sometimes they even described themselves as "pagans" or "satanists", but they've completely internalized Christian morality. However, they deny that Jesus Christ was God. They'll claim he didn't exist, or he was just a man, just a prophet, etc.While denying Christ, they use Christian morality as a tool, they parrot Christian beliefs but bend them to use as propaganda, they may even cite Bible verses at you to show they're more Christian. All the while denying Christ and putting down other Christians and exalting man above God. >>62083091Let's try to at least be a little self-aware, shall we? Also stocks
one finally pump, one finally drop for oil before the shit hits the fan. or not. Nothing ever happens. :D
>>62083186
will kikes let my $175 NVDA puts expiring today get in the money before market closes?
>>62083155No? Wtf you retards doing? How you guys manage to lose money? Did you all join now and bought at the top?
>>62083198They're going to notice it at the pump anyway
>they have no navy, they have no air force, they have no radar, they have nothing
>>62083205nah, thanks for participating in the casino. Better luck next time.
>>62083026hello do you think kikes are going to give the goyim an easy trading win on the most obvious play ever?
>>62083205Please no gambling bro
>>62083209They don’t. Are you just ignoring American Military dominance?
>>62083201Self aware in what way? > “You know, Mike Johnson is a very religious person, and he does not hide it. He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’>(laughs)>“I say, ‘Excuse me? We’re having lunch.You are the on brining it up, I had moved on. I’m just pointing it out in response to you all brining it up in the first place.
Strap me to a missile and fire me at Tehran I am ready to rape the persiussy
>>62083211>>62083216why is this shit spiking im getting raped by a green dildo for no reason when all news points to this shitstock needing to crash
>>62083225Yeah idk man but if I'm going to be 100% with a 1000% with you the stuff coming out with GTC has me bullish on AI
>Trump announces plan to become president of Venezuela after his US term ends
His plan is to talk the markets into a stupor.
>>62083221They didn't have a navy or air force before it even started.
>>62083227mafucker really just said that kek
>>62083228trump being argentina's next president is very bullish
>>62083229yea so where's the liethey don't even have flying carpets
anyone checked out sailing in rs yet?
>Trump announces plans to charge tolls for passage through the Hormussy
>>62083240FUCKING BASED
>US has "concepts" of charging tolls for passage through the strait lmao
Trump again mentioned the importance of an open straight as part of deal. HEHEHE we are invading or what
WHAT A BOOOORING MONDAY
>>62083122Those shifty niggas
At the theater, volume is so fucking loud
DISGUSTING BRITISH ANIMAL INSULTS PRESIDENTS MENTAL HEALTH KEK
>>62083075>>62083073Trump is an atheist who is sending Christian white americans to die for jews
Niggers recently moved into my neighborhood and use the local gym. I fart loudly in their presence to establish dominance
>>62083256wow look at those keys
>>62083258you grandfathers would have lynched em fucking pussy
>>62083256>What was the crusades?
>>62083240He cant even get it open, how is he gonna do that?
>>62083255Trump floats idea of rebuilding Iran after war for Israel, and the issue of rebuilding powerplants and bridges
>>62083264I knowJews made it impossible to do something about it. I have to deal in the real world
>deal by TuesdayBUY BUY BUY>>62083258>I make myself stinky because I hate thembonkers game plan, bud
>>62083256Keep seething muzzrat
>>62083266He's an ideas guy, whoever can make his plan come to fruition will get a 1% share of the proceeds
>>62083221Iran also had no air defense until recently
>>62083201the fucking hubris coming off this postI cast your false idols into fireyou can be a decent human being while not being a christianno, I dont believe in any abrahamic, or other mass religion, never did
>>62083269the top 1% are only 40% jewish nigga it's your own selling you out
lmao that last questiononly a loud ass negress could bellow like thatprove me wrong
>>62083281>and shes right you know
always easy to spot a brownoid online because every time there is support for bombing brown arab muslims (an objective good thing) they will cry about you being jewish
> no, I dont believe in any abrahamic, or other mass religion, never did
that loud fucking nigger screaming about gas prices at the end. kek
its so fucking over
holy crab day
Not that this is even related to the stock market but I thought that Jesus' message is you are not saved by rigidly adhering to the minute details of ritual worship but are saved by believing in god, asking for forgiveness and trying your best to be kind and compassionate to your fellow manAre you telling me his real message was israel is our greatest ally and we need to kill trannies
Its over?Pump now!?!?!3pm power pump for SPY!?!?!?!?!?
>>62083292Markets are set to completely ignore the impending shortages until they're hitting like a week from now. Even worse than how covid was treated in February/March 2020
AMC
>>62083296Jesus would have turned trannies into actual girls and heal schizo posters from their mental damage.
>Haaretz: Pakistan estimates Iran has 15,000 ballistic missiles and 45,000 droneshttps://archive.ph/uPWM5
>>62083304So long gay shorters WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAIOIOOOOOIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>62083296john of patmos schizophrenic bullshit ruined christianity and made it all about restoring the third temple so god can burn the world in atomic fire and start over with only jews
>>62083221>American Military DominanceYou mean the military that just lost 1 Billion dollars worth of equipment over the last few days?
>>62083303ploz letme buy 1k 0dte puts and become a millionaire from a 1 hour 10% drop. I know it'll happen. I feel it in my boner. I just don't know WHEN.
Muslims believe that jews are literal wizards who use dark magic on the battlefield
STOP FUCKING GOING UP WHEN OILIS UP 2% NIGGER NEGATIVE DIVERGENCE ON QQQ NIGGER NIGGER MY PUTS ARE ALREADY DOWN SO MUCH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>62083310krikey mate
>>62083316For those who watched, how was this movie? Was it any good?
>>62083304these are the type of traders giving you financial advice and declaring they know how to tease open the Hormussy
>>620833281993 movie was better, had real ppl and cool sets. Fuck this, worst Mario Chris Pratt, fucking hate him.
Boy I can't wait to see the tard market's reaction to Trump having blatantly lied about everything yet again.
>>62083328I think the plot was pretty threadbare but it was just 2 hours of fan service, so I enjoyed it and I think fans of the games will too
>>62083322can i get some examples of jewish dark battle magic that muslims believe in?
>>62083304tempting. But I don't see another retail giga pump happening :(
>>62083333checked and I hope you bought calls
>>62083339
>>62083333Checking these quads regarding truth
>>62083328I fell asleep, even with my 3 kids and everyone else's kids making laps around the seats.
>>62083326Well, they've been building them non-stop for almost 40 years
>>62083328was alright. Amazing visuals and music, got some chuckles from the jokes. Movie is like gen Z tier fast paced though and couldnt imagine watching this movie without having grown up with a lot of nintendo, not much to the story if you dont get the references.
>>62083318It’s not about the nuke meme or Zionism anymore. That was for the initial strikes which we miscalculated on.Iran is blasting Tel Aviv to shit, Israelis aren’t third worlders you say “oh how sad” for, most of them speak English, play battlefield, watch South Park, eat McDonald’s, beat off to Sydney Sweeneys tits.They are like us, we are not going to let them get carpet bombed indefinitely. Simply won’t happen. If it’s boots it’s boots, and trump can be dealt with later for his failings.
genuinely 0% chance he follows trough on it tomorrow unless hes like chimpanzee tier retarded. It's gonna be embarrassing to watch him try and wiggle out after quintupling(?) down but hes gonna find a way. You're literally gonna lose every single penny you have if you short tomorrow
>>62083296No, Jesus was a staunched jew all about following the old testament law and god's chosen people. I can see him being a pro-Israel zionist. The idea of being saved by faith and by believing in Jesus with Jesus being the ultimate sacrifice and people being under a new covenant is a Pauline revisionism, not a Jesus teaching.
>>62083349stfu KIKEand for the jannie that banned me, feel free to ban me again, you circumcised faggot
>>62083349>They are like us, we are not going to let them get carpet bombed indefinitely.
>>62083358Israel is in the drivers seat, that's why we had the war to begin with. Trump trusted the Mossad chief over his own intel and defence officials.
>>62083364who is pauline? i didn't know chicks edited the bible
>>62083371Israel doesn't want everything in the Gulf rekt either. This is suicide.
>>62083367BASED and blackpilled
>>62083397I am not even blackpilled. Just facts.
>>62083364Matthew 12 1-8 He condemed the pharisees for them kvetching about him eating wheat on the sabbath and healing a man. You are saying a disgusting lie. If he was so staunch, the pharisees would have never killed him.
>volume
>>62083296>>62083364>>62083420Jesus' message has been corrupted by the church to drive the masses as usual. If someone who didn't know about jesus or god somehow lived his whole life in accordance to christian teachings, according to modern christians he'd still go to hell because he doesn't nominally know "god", which is fucking ridiculous. Even a newborn baby who never got baptized, literally a blank slate, is sent to eternal punishment or nothingness depending on your branch. Christianity is more about people knowing you're christian than about love and repentance, and if you do fucked up shit you can always pay the church to get forgiven
>>62083437There is no verse or scripture that talks about babys sent to hell or people who never knew Christ. They are judged fairly based off the law in their hearts and consciousness. How can you be condemned when you are incapable of understanding the law? And why should we care what people think Christianity is? let them think they can be forgiven for doing something without an unrepentant heart. It wont change the consequence of their action.
>>62083382https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauline_ChristianityPaul was probably the most influential Christian and mail reason why non-jews started to worship a jew (mostly Greeks, that's why the New Testament was written in Greek by people that couldn't even read, nor understand the Old Testament)>>62083420And at the same time Matthew writes about how Jesus didn't come to abolish the law, but to fulfil it and that breaking or teaching against the law will be among the least in the kingdom of heaven. Most common way out is that since Jesus was the ultimate sacrifice, he did fulfil the law and hence the old testament no longer applies, but that's exactly the type of post-hoc rationalization Paul tried to argue.
>>62083495Your position dosent make sense because why would Jesus bother to come down in the first place? Just to do the law perfectly and then die? And to add the fact the pharisees didnt even beleive he followed the law properly (you think Jesus would be like the pharisees today for some reason, because zionists are no different than the pharisees in their acts). They both try to trick God by using loopholes in these commandments.Jesus came down to earth because of Adam and eve sinning, spoken about treading on the head of the serpent and dying. Isiah 53 talks about Jesus along with many verses telling his whole purpose of being on earth. If he was going to be a zionits like you think, he would have overthrown the romans and rebelled against Caesar. Why would he allow himself to be killed by his enemies, let Jerusalem and the temple be turned into rubble and not have any established similarity of a state until 1949? Muslims, gnostics, jews and many heretics hate Paul because he told exactly what the purpose of Jesus Christ was, not for conquest or obscure acts, but for the fulfillment of the promise in the garden.
>>62083541>why would Jesus bother to come down in the first placeThat's pretty much assuming that he did do that and begging the question, but in reality the issue with the whole endeavour is that we don't have all that great source of information about Jesus himself. What's most cited are the gospels from the New Testament, which are either written by people who didn't even meet Jesus (Paul) or anonymous authors that couldn't even read the old testament or weren't a direct eye-witnesses, so it's all writing down of oral traditions passed down for decades before written down, which isn't all that surprising as to why would you bother writing down anything if you believed that the 2nd coming will come in your lifetime and anything being reported from that time. The issue is that when said events are claimed to have been a direct attempt by an all-powerful being to convey to everyone a message, which then becomes silly.Isiah 53 is referring to Israel and leading his people back from Babylon, should be pretty clear from 52 and previous verses who the suffering servant is as with rest of the supposed mentions of Jesus that are just "dual prophecies" and ham-fisted attempts to put him where he clearly isn't mentioned. Undermining of the Roman authority was part of his crucifixion, whether it was a full on rebellion or not. Not bringing out new Jerusalem and stopping the destruction of the temple already assumes that he was capable of achieving, which already kind of assumes a divine status, which I wouldn't grant. The reason why jews rejected Jesus was exactly because he fulfilled nothing the messiah was meant to fulfil and why Christianity required Greeks that didn't understand the old testament to spread Christianity.
>>62083647You realize almost every nation on earth used oral traditions, and we trust manuscripts far older and written 100s of years after the life of someone. If you really took that level of criticism in your belife to the rest of history, you would deny all of it, alexander, ceaser etc... Also Oral traditions is not a telephone game like you make it sound, greeks did it any many others, and it can be proven that people are able to remember tons of details or a long story via training.And Isiah 53 identically describes what happened to him in his crucifixion and where he was buried. I cant throw my brain out the window when i read that.Undermining roman rule by being killed in the most humiliating way? what? If i combined all your points of Jesus here, he is the most irrational and absurd person to ever walk this earth. He comes down to earth, to be a zionist/pharisee but fails at that because he gets killed by the same people, somehow thinks being crucified is going to stick it to Rome and usher in this total jew victory. You say hes human but this character you argue has no survival instincts, does not behave like a instinctual human being and has by far the dumbest plan you could think of. But he's fully human at the same time. Also the jews killed him because he said he was the messiah, they were aware of Jesus healing people and his miracles. You read the verses and they never once point to scripture saying how he didnt fufill this or that.The problem in summary I have is that your argument relys on ancient humans who were highly indoctrinated into their culture to behave so bizarrely and defy their human nature under intense stress. That these people pushing christianity would want to push this knowinly false religion and gain no wordly comfort, which every human wants. Your argument relys on humans not behaving like humans and thats why I cannot in good faith agree. Dont just read arguments online, build your world in truths.
>>62083316Kek
>>62083319That's 12 hours of their budget? Its actually less than 12 hours but close enough rounding.
>>62083437Ok Kierkegaard, go write another 30 books about it>.t kierkegaard enjoyer who thinks he is based, and knows he would use 4chan,
>>62083781>You realize almost every nation on earth used oral traditions, , and we trust manuscripts far older and written 100s of years after the life of someoneIt depends. We don't generally take them at their word. Almost no one thinks that Achilles was immortal due to being bathed in the river Styx, it's all context dependant. Just because someone written about someone's divinity doesn't make it true or believable, that's just outright silly.> Oral traditions is not a telephone game like you make it soundIt often times is. People generally overestimate their capability to remember things as far as I can tell. Even some studies about how people remember 9/11 should be solid evidence for that.>what happened to him in his crucifixion and where he was buriedOr it's the other way around of people trying to match what was written in the old testament to confirm the narrative of him being the messiah. Either way the suffering servant was mentioned in Isiah apart from 52 as Israel/Jacob, not Jesus.>Also the jews killed him because he said he was the messiah, they were aware of Jesus healing people and his miraclesExactly. The Jewish Messiah.>Your argument relys on humans not behaving like humansMy argument relies on the idea that the source of information about Jesus is far removed from the source and very heavily ideologically biased. Paul never met Jesus and the gospel authors are anonymous writing in greek, not someone that would fit a close followed of Jesus. As such Jesus as a religious figure would be heavily embellished in myth/legend to behave like a deified entity instead of plain human being. Hell, martyrdom for their own belief is one of the more popular talking points of Christians to try to prove their own religion and I don't think that people doing stupid things or sacrificing themselves for what their beliefs proves what they think is correctly, only their own conviction at most.
