Isn't this free money? What's the catch?
>>62083424Something Jewish will happen and they will count it as yes
>>62083424you literally make more keeping it in a high yield savings account and you don't damn yourself to hell for an eternity.
>>62083424Smart scams have a way of you finding out what the catch was after the fact. I've never been to poly market. Don't know how they operate. Is there a unique legal frame work that you can read, for every bet?
>>62083424The catch is that thats 1 and a half years away from getting resolved and has a worse return than bonds + UMA scam decisions happen.
>>62083424Once they secure enough funds, they will get a hooker pregnant, rape her and knife point and force her to change her surname to christ and name the baby jesus
Some guy will legally rename himself Jesus Christ and return somewhere, BAM, all your moneys go to him.
>>62083424$10 million in 1 year t-bill would net you $370k lmao
Just have a kid and name him Jesus Christ and claim he's the messiah, how are they going to disprove it?
>>62083661>make yourself blind by pouring acid into your eyes>ask him if he can cure your blindness>if he can't he's not the messiah
>>62083596>>62083639The bet may as well read "Will God show his face to the entirety of San Francisco before nuking it 100 times short of 2027?"
>>62083424>What's the catch?Heh, sorry Chud, but ICE just deported Mr. Jesus Sanchez back to Guadalajara, so *technically* “Jesus has returned”. Guess you lose your 10k.
>>62083424Why would you hold for a year when you when you can get the same yield holding pyusd on paypal with zero buy/sell fees and 6% on X Money fully FDIC when it launches in a month?
>>62083424The thing I have never understood with those betting markets: How is it ensured that they are resolved the way the bet is obviously meant to be read?For that very market: Is it enough that anyone has named his child Jesus Christ by end of the year? Who the fuck makes the call and who is responsible for handling objections?
>>62083424you literally make more money investing in my [product/service name goes here]
>>62083424Somebody is born and given the name “Jesus Christ” and you lose everything. Polymarket Jews are all about using subjectivity to fuck you over. The house always wins
>>62083424they will scam you and not pay out for some odd reason they find voided the bet. oh and there's literally nothing you can do to them if they decide to just not pay you lol
>>62083798the site themselves that's why they literally scam constantly by technicalities
>>62083665Jesus didn't cure ALL the blind people. One is enough. And they will find one.
>>62083424>Isn't this free money?Yes. You're taking money from the mentally ill though
>>62083798Kleros was supposed to solve this. But the team would rather get drunk and play video games.
>>62083424The game is already set anon>>62083494This exactly
>>62083424>What's the catch?You might get scammed.
>>62083665doesn't say the messiah has to return.
>>62084569So where is the down side? Are you saying its a good thing for mentally ill retards to have a bunch of extra money to spend on insane bullshit?
>>62083424You talking about the free interest that the site gets to accumulate until 2027 while all those people keep their money in the pot to wait for the bet to play out?
>>62084525>they literally scam constantly by technicalitiesHow is anyone placing even a single cent bet considering these circumstances?
>>62085122I used them in 2024 a little but noticed them continuously scam people out of winning bets and stopped using any prediction markets.. their ad campaign is insane so they probably get new clueless people to use their market
>>62083798>>62084525kleros saars
>>62085072The downside is you can get better treasury rates than the returns from betting on Jesus not returning
>>62083424But what if he DOES return?
>>62083424How deep in Hell is the guy who made this bet?
>>62083424>What's the catch?you're subjected to whatever the fuck the oracle says
>>62083424The thing is, that his return wasn't literally in the flesh, so since what this specific return here means isn't clearly defined, his perceived presence may be enough. However, his return was supposed to mean the end of all current governments.
>>62088596then money won't matter
>>62084581How does Kleros court even work though? Like how can you bring somebody to Kleros court? Or would being part of Kleros be like a badge of trust that if you nit a scammer and any disputes would be subject to the Kleros court
This is very obviously a scam. Since yes is almost certainly the one that will get paid out, why not just dump a small amount in for massive gains? They're not going to pay out everyone who thought they could make a quick buck buying no.>>62091242Do the needful and delete bloody bitch bastard
>>62083424>antichrist comes in 2026>retards think it's the second coming>entire nw liquidated
