the deal that will never come edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62083339
It's virtually a done deal, bros.
>>62083999Trips!
> futures
>>62084007Upside-down 666. Spoopy. Trump is the antichrist, so this thread is his antithesis.
>>62084005You laugh but the man knows how to charm brown people.
>>62084005>>62084011Bullish. Wonder if they'll rename it to the strait of JD when this is all said and done.
>>62084009kek der coomer crabs
no catholics allowed in this /smg/
>>62083887Iran's missile bases don't depend on external power to function. As long as the missile bases remain operational, the US can't stage large forces anywhere near Iran without daily Dhahran barracks incidents. As for small specops teams flying into Iran to raid the missile bases or nuclear bases, well, we just saw what happened.
>>62084018Israel is our greatest ally!
>>62084019missiles lmao Their concerns will be with basic survival as their transportation and power is basically gone
>>62083999Checked2-3 more weeks btw
>>62084015It does not matter who the Democrats run in 2028. These memes are going to be unstoppable.
>>62084033You don't think the IRGC troops manning the missile bases are stocked with provisions for years?
>>62084037if there's provisions they're sitting ducks
>put money into index fund>money goes towards helping gods chosen people get their promised land>be rewarded financially with gains from dfence sectorIt really is that simple to make financial gains
>>62084005So what, he's sitting there holding up his telephone hoping the other side will pick up and they won't? Maybe next time they can put out that the White House's dog is on the line for talks to switch the person up
>>62084033Isreal will have all of their power plants leveled and desalination plants alongside the GCC, and the entire gulf won't have a glass of water between them if they decide to take that road
>>62084005Fake
>>62084041I don't care about Israel
>>62084038They're in doomsday-grade bunkers that can't be destroyed from the air.
>>62083999nice digits. what's the best strike and expiration for a bearish spread on SPY right now?
>>62083999I injected mail order chinese peptides into my stomach and fuck do thry sting 7 hours latter.
>>62084044bunker busters exist for this sole purpose
>>62084005They WILL say thank you
>>62084043well the US government is fighting their war so they obviously do
>>62084047Evidently, bunker busters are insufficient against these bunkers
>>62084047bunker busters can't penetrate a mountain retard how about you look up how far a bunker buster can go instead of whatever wunderwaffen you think they are
>>62084046sounds like a bad ideayou should be injecting mail order brides instead
>>62084041Iran won't dare. They are way too restrained
>>62084059>n penetrate 60ft of concretePretty sure a granite mountain is bigger than 60ft.
>only buy 3 of UNH>stock pumps 8% after marketFUCKING HELL
>>62084059This is what Yazd missile base looks like in Google Earth. It's built into a mountain.
the collective psychology at present (really, lack thereof) is consistent with a once great society rapidly collapsing; once the ball gets rolling it usually happens shockingly fast if i have a decent read of history. but yknow the strait is open and russia is out of artillery or whatever. long CLZ26 & TLT vol
>>62084061the more ridiculous you make it sound the less likely it is to be true. anyway Iran launching from underground means we will know where they are hiding. the mobile base excuse no longer works and we will easily track them
>>62084039im clapping at this post
>>62084064Another example: Isfahan west missile base
>>62084069>we will know where they are hiding
Redeem.
>>62084072Shiraz south missile base
>>62084064Confirmed not knowing anything
>>62084072Isfahan was obliterated last week
>>62084077Shiraz north missile base
>>62084082>>62084080Trvst the plvn pvtriots
>>62084045Should I take this? I'd scale the position size by my risk limits.
>>62084047>Bunker busters penetrating graniteLmao retardOh and you can bomb the hole the first left. The rubble reduces the effect of the bunker buster. Bunker busters are for concrete. Granite is 7x stronger than concrete. All the bunker busters on earth won't get 20 feet into that mountain
>>62084082If you're referring to the video Trump posted of the big explosion near Isfahan, that was just an artillery munitions depot consisting of shelters covered with concrete and soil. You can see what the target was on NASA FIRMShttps://firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#d:2026-03-30;@51.610,32.597,14.265z
>>62084093You lost, trannyIran will be won by the United States
>>62084083Khorramabad missile base
>>62084095Two weeks and 200 billion dollars more.Btw most americans won't be able to afford food in a month. Mark this post
>>62084088>25dte on SPY…Why?
>>62084098Kermanshah missile base
>>62084100LMAOScreenshotted
>>62084098None of those are military bases babe, theres no strip club near any of them.
>>62084103Another part of Kermanshah missile base
>>62084101Why not? Oil stops hitting euroland and the states mid April, oil has nowhere to go but up short term, and ideally SPY will be non-retarded for once and price that in, meaning a drop.
>>62084107Yet another part of Kermanshah missile base.There are many more; I won't spam them all. I think you get the idea.
Inshallah AMD to 180
>>62084100Why make a post this stupid? What do you think will make food unaffordable?
>>62084111>Oil stops hitting euroland and the states mid April, oil has nowhere to go but up short termTraders are still pretending a ceasefire is imminent and things go back to normal.
>>62084095So he defeated your argument and you resorted to calling him a tranny? You're not earning your paycheck today.
>>62084114AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62084117I'm aware, I thought it'd be obvious that a short bet is a bet that will change, and oil no longer landing on the shores could force some repricing.
>>62084116People are skipping meals already. Wait till diesel price increases work there way down to the grocery store. Add 15% across the board price increases on everything.
>>62084116mcdonalds is made from crude oil
>>62084124A McDouble will be 10 bucks
>>62084118You also lost tranny
>>62084128TRANNY-CLAPPING TRUTH NUKE
>>62084124>Crude oil contains a high energy density, with approximately 8,680 kilocalories per litre or roughly 33,000–34,000 per gallon.Holy shit. No wonder Americans are so fat.
>wheat still crabbingwhew lad
>>62084123>People are skipping meals alreadyIt's true, 2nd lunch is becoming a thing of the past.
>>62084137Yea I’m thinking I was way too early on the wheat train
Reminder Passover ends this Thursday, do what you will with this information in regards to your portfolio
>>62084139That poor malnourished woman. Have a heart
>>62084140there's tons of silo'd wheat, it'd take a while for those prices to go up disproportionately, no?corn made more sense to me, since ethanol is used in gasoline production. they might need more for some reason idk, maybe dilute with ethanol more to cut costs.
>>62084139Jokes aside. 80% Americans are hanging by a thread before gas prices and fuel related price hikes. People won't eat. As a reminder, 2008 happened as a result of consumers being tapped out Simple as. No fed print money this time.
>>62084148I put a little money in both. Corn is doing awful as well.
>>62083999checked and based>tfw they're spending a learing center every day to bomb Iranians and you could have bombed people
>REPORTER: ARE YOU WILLING TO END THIS CONFLICT WITH IRAN CHARGING TOLLS FOR PASSAGE THROUGH THE STRAIT?>TRUMP: US CHARGING TOLLS?>REPORTER: IRAN>TRUMP: WHAT ABOUT US CHARGING TOLLS? I'D RATHER DO THAT. WHY SHOULDN'T WE? WE'RE THE WINNER. WE WON.
>>62084162my god he's so fucking stupid lmao
>>62084162>Winning is having to launch all your airstrikes from the UK because you have no airfields in the theatre left with fuel or usable runways
>>62084162I won't lie I'd consider suicide if I voted for that guy
>>62084162the only thing I am wondering at this point is what kind of collapse we are in and on what timeline we are working with because i am honestly considering debtmaxxing at this point
>>62084166Actually the UK just declared that they won't let the US bomb civillian targets from their airbases.So they only have Israeli airstrips left.
>>62084171I heard planes can lift off from aircraft carriers too now but that was probably propaganda nevermind
>>62084171Bullish? Trump has to TACO now right?What's he gonna do..fly f-15s from the CONUS?
>>62084172700 miles away. Stupid logistics behind that the planes barely have fuel to make it to the Iran Coast and the kind of firepower the operation needs would require significantly more than 20 Fa-18s on a carrier
>futureshttps://youtu.be/mM3Vmn4pdog?si=9ysXRgyF6FfckdOu
>futures
>>62084157to be fair I don't think the market is fully pricing in the true cost of oil right now either. can't really expect second order effects to hit until oil itself is priced accurately. I have a feeling it's gonna get turned up later this month though if no resolution is met
>>62084172You need f-15s , b52s b2s and b1s and they are all coming out of the UK. Needing multiple refuelling carriers can't get close to Iran everytime they try missiles fly at themThe supply chain for this operation is getting more and more retarded if UK denies us
shitcoin domping
Goodnight babe, i love you with all my heart.
>>62084181barely moving
>>62084113aren't the entrances and exits to all of these covered in rubble by now? I get that the interior is likely impenetrable but very easy to collapse the very obvious ways in and out
>>62084185lol and everyone was all hype about that 2% pump too, just noise
>>62084184The last time I checked a lot of the c17s where landing in Germany and possibly the Netherlands.It doesn't matter anyway because the UK, Europe and NATO are of absolutely zero assistance to the US I've heard.
>>62084190yeah the world is going to shit and energy prices are running up and people are becoming more retarded and reliant on technology for basic things... BUT, I think this webm is funny and thus it's all worth it
spread dem checks lil bro. I will make you a man.
Even though Thursday is always Nigger Thursday I will wait through it until Passover is over to sell
So I guess the bear market is over.
>>62084210>Still thinking in over and not over
>>62084190https://store.steampowered.com/app/3809440/Cheese_Rolling/
>>62084210top signal. europeans weren't awake today , tomorrow they unleash HELL.
But I want to post pink wojaks tomorrow
>>62084005Deal?There is no peace “deal”. How could there be? There is no war, and even if there was (there isn’t) we have already obliterated all of their leaders, who want very badly to make a deal, some say begging.But what would the deal even include? The straight is open for business, except for the missiles, which have been totally obliterated and destroyed in the war that isn’t a war but which was won several days ago and continues to be won on a daily basis if indeed it does exist which it doesn’t, and so it’s already open, which it always has been, unless of course we make a historic deal which is the greatest anyone’s ever seen.
>V
nice call homes
>>62084229>>62083945
I am going to eat poptarts for dinner tonight
tomorrow is going to be one of those pink wojak days. I can feel it in my body.
I just want to make some moolah
>>62084234
>>62084234>last short showed that if you hand something over you will get a lot more in return>this one shows that if you hand something over you will never get it back>>>
did anyone catch this at the 58m mark:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyS5tZD-IGITrump says Iranian civilians say 'Please keep bombing' their houses
for me it's women
>>62084245yes i noticed trump is the embodiement of psychopathic jewish narcissism>>62084246gay
Tomorrow Trump is going to say the Iranian regime (whatever that is) sent a reasonable proposal, that while not good enough to stop the bombing all together, prevented an escalation.Then a couple of Iranian twitter account will say that never happened.
>>62084240Through the pain and humiliation, he is dancing, dancing through the long dark night.May we all be so stoically joyful in the coming troubles.
>>62084256I can’t read “dancing , dancing” without thinking this kek
>>62084253the iranian twitter account is me
>>6208424550% of this board would love it if Iran started bombing American houses. 80% if it was just the cities.
>>62084263what is this
>>62084265Most of this board is from third world countries though
>>62084245>he is not awareIranians love getting nuked actually. Fact checked by BBC right herehttps://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/were-sinking-deeper-iranians-brace-154040534.html>Radin, also in his 20s and living in Tehran, said: "About them hitting energy infrastructure, using an atomic bomb, or levelling Iran. My honest reaction is that I'm OK with all of these.Weirdly enough, I just checked this article on BBC itself and the quote is completely different. I guess he changed his mind
>>62084246not really a fan anymore tbhfam. once upon a time my dick had enough of a say in the opinion equation to override some of the hesitation put forth by the brain side. now i am old and tired and done with it. i work with a lot of them. it's not pleasant.
>>62084264devilish
>>62084274>Iranians yearn for the bomb
>>62084274I feel the same about canada. just get it over with i'm ready.
I've lost so much money I feel terrible.
>>62084292:( It's just money anon
>>62084292
>>62084292good. pain and suffering will make you hard.
>>62084171I read mutts were kicked out of bases in Iraq too. Like, not diplomatically, they just came under attack by Iraqis and had to flee under fire. Nature is healing.
>>62084292how much, in terms of portfolio % and total in dollars
>>62084292Every day I make money I feel like a giga chad. And every day I lose money I feel like the crying apu
>>62084294>>62084295>just moneymoney is everythingdo not try to minimize money
>>62084308No anon, human connection is everything
>>62084294>It's just money
>>62084292That sucks bud but think of the frens you've gained :)We're all in the trenches together and we'll be here right till the end.
Thank you for your sacrifice
>>62084315Better not be any illegal shotguns in this picture.
>>62084315what's with the mouse
>>62084292>I've lost so much moneyStop gambling on leveraged trading. You've got a better chance of winning a coin toss game.
>>62084322plague
>>62084318i already redeemed all of my peeps
>>62084319No sir, however this one might!>>62084322It was supposed to be a lil pepe rat but the AI was being lazy.
Peeps are lower tier than candy corn
>>62084323No
ALL YOU RETARDS THINKING IRAN ISNT GOING DOWN IS HILARIOUS!THEY WILL PAY, WE KNOW ALL THEIR FUCKING BASES ALREADY, THEY WILL DIE!!!!
SAMSUNG thoughts?
>>62084330not true, peeps are cute
>>62084331They have hundreds of millions of dollars to cover their orders. You don't. Which is why they win.
>>62084326Kek yours have detail, more like owls
>>62084335너는 게이야
>>62084334I dont think so. Boots on the ground would be easy and right thing to do but to do that he needs congress. Everyone is such a social mediapartot retard and the Iranians snd Russisns are king at pulling strings. Its hilarious how many dumb fags in this thread alone where pro Trump, pro QAnon have now gone 180 on the man becuase their Russian handlers told them too. America is fucked!
>>62084344why the homphobia?
>>62084223Lmao. Love your posts.
>>62084270USA is a third world country
>>62084292No refunds.
>>62084347It is funnySK Hynix is superior.
>>62084342Please tell me you're not so young that you don't know the O RLY meme...
>>62084355>SK Hynixthx will check out, Samsung just mooned hard on some good news
>>62084338Uhh, have you never seen a economic paper before? All it was was tracking past performance. 2 was king in 2009, higher now. Its all how you cut the pie though so you can massage it down to 1.5. If 1 isgood why not 1.01? If 1.01 is good why not 1.02? The odds one is perfect is statically unlikely.
>>62084334Hegseth please, stop posting on 4chan.
>>62084192>He doesn't know about bulldozersActually yes they are but they clear them out. Most missiles are coming from holes dug out of the mountains with hidden doors and not actually mobile launchers fyiSo it's really not difficult for Iran to sustain fire. These mountains just aren't penetrable.
>>62084292it's possible to recover if you stop being a dumbass taking gambles you know damn well are stupid but you're doing them anyway because fuck it. yes you are. i know. you stop that and you will recover in a couple years.
>>62084202Yes they can land but they cannot fly over Europe they must take the north sea around france to gibraltor
>>62084303Yeah hard to believe the only base in the middle left is in Kuwait. All other bases we stopped landing at because Iran kept shooting our parked planes
>>62084334This war is embarrassing. We spent hundreds of billions of dollars on THAAD systems and 9 out of 13 got blown up in the first 2 days
kristi noem is so hot, such an idiotic wasteful husband
>>62084368They've been flying down the east of Europe for several weeks. It's just certain countries in Europe they can't fly over.
>>62084356
>>62084379I see a chick like that and I know she has big meat curtains without ever taking her pants off. I'll pass. Meat curtains are just not my thing. Yeah I'll still fuck her but I'm not gonna enjoy it as much. The skinny girls always have roast beef and that's just physics of being skinny Now picrel on the other hand...
>>62084382
>>62083999TWO MORE = WEEKSKRAKEN = UNLEASHEDPLAN = TRUSTEDAlso, Taco Tuesday anyone?
23 bongs 27 bings til trump bomb
Bearsisters, it doesn’t look so good right now, the SP and ‘daq have created an inverse head and shoulders.
>>62084356Dude, Orly is like 20 years old now...
>>62084404yeah and you better not ever forget it
>>62084399sorry i cant actually respond to that post because apparently its against the rules even if it directly involves the us economy and business. everyone here can enjoy purely analyzing the graphs i guess.
>>62084399>Do you really think, that the growth of your earnings, or the robustness of your cash flows, have anything to do with the price of your stock, in this place?>buh buh my past perf->You think that’s a free market you’re trading in now?
>>62084399
>both tech and oil are upfucking nigger market
>>62084334no u
>>62084399> doing TA on manipulated garbage
>>62084030>that fat face>that texas accentTed cruz is such a fucking goy am I right fellas? He is what he eats... a piggie
You guys are some brave motherfuckers for trying to play this market. I’ve been on the sidelines for a month.
The press conference Trump gave makes it clear after the 60 days is up he's leaving, having achieved none of the objectives and giving Iran control over the Strait of Hormuz, holy fuck what a blunder, this alone will have Trump go down as the most incompetent US President in history
>>62084356>nobody knows ytmnd.com>nobody knows o rlyit's over. it's canoe time, fren
>>62084418Its always been manipulated garbage and TA works, this smigger is right, we are in for one last shakeout tomorrow to form the last shoulder, then we embark on the most spastically retarded retard pump you've ever seen. Liberation day recovery will look like a sickly gaunt AIDS patient next to this miraculous speedy recovery.
>>62084426i'm mostly just stupid
>No indications the hormussy will open>Job losses in all sectors besides medicine which is only going up because of ageing population>Tariffs>President is a retardThis has to be it right? No way the market finds a way to keep rallying under these conditions.
>>62084438Heheh oh my sweet summer child, how long have you been investing now?Trump will TACO at the 11th hour and we will pump so hard it'll blow your cock off.
I have become so desensitised. Someone must have wanted this. let it all crash down and be burned or give us a face rippin' melt off, I don't care, I just want to feel something
Guys I'm pretty sure oil just toppedAnd just like that oil will never be above $115 a barrel ever again.
>>62084146I did the math (used ai) and that would be just under 200lbs of oil. Do amerilards really?
>>62084443post hormussy
>>62084015>>62084036this>it is written
>>62084441a little different this time because every day that passes cements another degree of bearish conditions with the oil supply squeeze
Why are futures going down I thought we all agreed to not sell tommorrow
>>62084443Did you listen anon :3I'm making so much money shorting WTI CFDs that I don't wanna go to bed
>>62084207Checks?
>>62084338That's why you're in ETFs that aren't going to get margin called.And there's very little to keep a retail trader from levering up and hedging (so say long futures and long puts) to defend their margin if they so choose to put in the time themselves. Regardless napkin math says if you bought in in 2009 at 10,000 bucks and kept dca'ing 2 grand a year: not even covid would have gotten you margincalled. If you bought near the bottom.
>>62084015Strait of Vance
>>62084405I've been on this site since 2004 man, don't worry.
BREAKING: A SENIOR STATE DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE'S WIFE'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATE SAYS THERE SHOULD BE A 15 HOUR CEASEFIRE IN IRANFUTURES PUMPING
I was old enough for first election back in 2016. I voted Trump 3 times, now I’m never voting again fuck this nigger and his Jewish cock sucking.
>>62084438We just had an amazing job report print, get a job Redditor.
>>62084464kek
>>62084467>2016>old enoughso not old at all?
>>62084467Don’t take it too hard bud. They all suck Jewish cock. You can’t win.
crikey look at aussie computer
>>62084470It's not may yet?
>>62084470Can this guy see the future?
>>62084481stillThings were better under Biden and Obama
>>62084477I’m pushing 30
I believe when the TACO today is exposed we will actually explode upwards. Prepare your bodies.
