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> 8 in 10 jobs posted online are FAKE
> those 2 in 10 jobs that aren't fake are all looking for either a buddy, family member, internal, senior level, or a literal unicorn for their positions

It's truly the end times now, isn't it?
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Now you see why war is necessary. That will create a ton of jobs that you can do.
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>>62084281
There's plenty of jobs it just the wages won't go up. I quit my shitty QC job and got another one a week later.
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>>62084281
yeah there literally arent.. all these companies keep firing tens of thousands of people and we barely create any jobs

even dog shit mcwage jobs are impossible to get. Before covid you put in 10 applications and got a 3 stage interview into offer. Now its all fucked up
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>>62084281
It's over.
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>>62084378
>even dog shit mcwage jobs are impossible to get
Nowadays they prefer mexicans/bilingual (Spanish) if you live in the U.S.. Most mcwage fast food jobs are staffed entirely by cliques of mexicans who do everything they can to make sure only fellow mexicans are hired and hazing any non-mexicans until they are fired or quit. Based
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>>62084394
dude ive been noticing that exact thing its funny as fuck.. Every five guys, mcdonalds, wendys i walk into is literally all mexicans speaking strictly Spanish to each other. There is that one token bilingual guy who sits at the cash register because no on else that works there has any clue wtf is going on

seriously its gotten to the point its impossible to not notice. Ive been not paying attention and ignoring it for a while but yeah its at an insane stage now. I live in a pretty affluent big US city
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>>62084427
My local place is all thicc latinas. It’s wonderful
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>>62084281
If it’s any consolation, this isn’t new. Even before ai, HR was still flooding the boards with fake job postings and filtering you with their algorithms.
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>>62084288
Are you willing to kill for cash?

Are you willing to die for cash?

Are you willing to get yelled at and only have 5 minute showers for cash?

Are you willing to run for an ungodly amount of miles for cash?
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>>62084281
You can join the army and fight for Israel
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>>62084288
I'm sure once the draft captures and culls a chunk of the population more positions will be available, true.
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>>62084881
There’s no draft you dumbass fudposter. America did 20 years in Afghanistan without one, we won’t need one now
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>>62084910
AI creates an intense need for a draft though.
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i can barely get 100 dollars, trump's war has ruined my country
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>>62084622
yes
no
yes
I do it for free

Never signing up btw
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>>62084394
i no longer eat fast food because of this. brown stinking mystery meat shit skins gibber jabbering in a grotesque slave language? no thanks!
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>>62084394
>>62084427
>>62085265
why would you want to work in a fast food with subhuman shitskins to begin with?

also stop eating this shit, it gives ass cancer

learn a trade if you are that desperate, tell a white business owner you can work for free for 2-3 months in order to learn the job

no one is going to refuse that
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>>62085276
>learn a trade if you are that desperate, tell a white business owner you can work for free for 2-3 months in order to learn the job
jewish hands typed this post.
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>>62085278
im eastern european and it dont seethe over shitskins to have a mcwagie job
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>>62084281
Yes, the only thing left is to rage against the machine that created this system by shitposting things glowie Jannies hate.
>no job
Make their lives miserable
>no gf
Motivate them to send you a mk ultra sex kitten honeypot gf
>can’t afford gas
Blame Israel and American politicians until everyone wakes up to the true cause of our suffering

You have your marching orders and solutions to this problem
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>>62085283
>romanian contemplating what he would do for a job, assuming he ever actually had to get a job
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>>62084281
I've always got work for you, wagie. Always.
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>>62084378
>10 applications and got a 3 stage interview into offer. Now its all fucked up
crazy how you don't realize how broken that system is, and you're romanticizing it.

But 2019 was definitely better than now. 2014 even. 2009 even.
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>>62085288
the unemployment rate in my country is 3,4% and this is not even counting all the people working for cash and just paying their healthcare insurance to the state that are counted in the unemployed group

you got your diversity, your inclusivity and your fairness now you reap what you sow mutto, my country is whiter than yours and we have jobs
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>>62084281
Just keep trying bro. She's out there somewhere waiting :)
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Got a jeet calling me about a job processing visas for jeets because they need an american. 20/hr but it's a 45 minute commute by train, gotta pay for the train. Lol. It was actually a week ago so he might have moved on to another. I wonder what jeets call goyim? Mleccha I think.

All jobs have dumb requirements like this. I got two degrees and speak Jap/Kor but they probably won't hire me to their 22/hr IP assistant job because I never worked in IP before. They don't seem to know what they want, or have a shortlist of very specific candidates already on hand.
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>>62085317
kek go work for the jeets. get in on the jeet scams. become the jeet king
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>>62085323
To be fair I think it's a 'legit' job since it's about processing H1Bs and getting them into the country, it's just it pays shit and
>jeets
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>>62085296
kek you actually are a gypsy aren't you. That's sad. If your people were employed and rich, 25% of you wouldn't be living in fucking london and paris scrubbing toilets.
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>american website
>americans talking about american problems in american english
>random third world esl comes in and starts seething about how he owns a 300 year old commieblock apartment on the outskirts of the bombed out post-soviet bunker that is his capital city
>I'M WHITEEEEEEEEEEEE (gypsy, mixed with turk DNA)
Every time. Why go to romanian speaking websites if you seethe at americans, you can just be the diversity shitting up our websites kekaroo.
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>>62085331
>>62085342
actually the gypsies went to the UK and Germany because we were treating them like dogs

now we are a white ethnostate and you are 56% white
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>>62085317
Get hired.
Process them all completely wrong.
Call ICE on the ones that fail because of their screwed up paperwork.
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>>62085368
You live in the third world bro. No one cares about Romania
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>>62086103
t. Nigel Ngubu Hamzaoui from South Kensington
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If you haven't applied at least 300 times, you need to shut up about there but being any jobs.

Grow up man. Turn off the video games, stop doing scrolling and do the work.
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>>62086392
no
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>>62084281
Took me almost 2 years to get a new job and I have extensive credentials in a serious tech specialty. It's grim.
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>>62084427
It was that way around D.C. and Arlington even 15 years ago. You couldn't order food half the time because the bitch working drive thru would just laugh at you for speaking English.
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>>62086437
just take a shower incel
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>>62085050
based
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>>62084288
prob true
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>>62084281
>>62084288
>>62084622
get a TS/SCI security clearance (they don't fuck around with fake postings) and get paid $125K to sit in a mailroom nobody uses.
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>>62086437
Crazy how at the same time, the most rabid normie will tell you it's easy and you just gotta apply and climb the corporate ladder. Oh and if you don't like being exploited like cattle? Don't worry, just quit and look for a better company/boss/team! You're still going to be treated like shit, except they'll be just nice enough so that they can antagonize you if you dare speak up.
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>>62084281
>It's truly the end times now, isn't it?
yes.
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>>62087172
>just let the government literally probe your asshole and be subject to random drug screenings, continuous surveillence and FBI(r) Background Checks(tm) continuously for a job worse than anything commercial.
if you're such a fucking loser, than ya, go for it. but having to report to the government just because you go to shitaly or some shit is fucking dumb, and again, they are watching you continuously with their Palantir bullshit spyware.
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>>62087172
Bro I have secret clearance and it doesn’t do shit desu
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>>62087227
grim.
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>>62084281
Steps:
1) Get a job
2) Sell all your crypto and get a money market fund at 4% per year.
Poor people shouldn't buy crypto!!!!
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>>62084281
>It's truly the end times now, isn't it?
So when people declared "the end times" for the past 10+ years, what were you doing?
There's no jobs, no houses, no white people, no fucking anything.
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>>62084281
White harder.
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>>62084281
Stop using sites like Indeed, they keep up closed positions to pump their application numbers. There will be less fake postings on the companies' websites.
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>>62087227
is there any way to get one that doesn't involve getting it sponsored by a company? i want one and meet the baseline requirements but haven't gotten any job that would sponsor it yet
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>>62084394
fucking lady won't answer the phone at my doctor's office I don't know if she's Asian or Latina I think she's a hybrid
Would/10 tho if I ever get in there and get her alone and don't hnnnnnggh
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>>62087172
>get a TS/SCI security clearance
Well obviously do this if you can but if it was easy everyone would and the jobs wouldn't pay so much.
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>>62087227
Going from secret to TS/SCI instantly moved me from $85k a year to $140k a year and that was literally 16 years ago. If I still had a TS/SCI I'd make $225k a year easily at an easy job where I'd take 2 hour gym lunch breaks every day and work out with literal Navy Seals like I used to.
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cleared world was funny, so many people did literally nothing all day and got paid six figure salaries with top tier benefits. ur in a windowless office day with no phone so it kinda blows though
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>>62087766
Yea but to get TS u need a justification and that means generally a managerial role or principal role
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>>62087805
I don't know how these people mentally cope with their own existence. The idea of willingly going to work every day for years and contributing absolutely nothing is just insane to me. I used to be in that world too, even as an "executive level" (junior manager), and I couldn't bear it. So I quit and now I'm happily doing the job of 5 people.

I often dream of working on one of those big projects full of competent people like the Manhattan project, cracking Enigma, or anything in early NASA. I know I have the skills for it, but I don't think those projects exist any more. The world has become so enshittified that everyone's just trying to keep their head down and avoid attention.
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>>62088163
I could never figure it out myself, there were sometimes weeks were there was nothing to do but everyone had to show up for 8 hours and pretend to be busy with stuff. Soul sucking... Only lasted a few years, tried both civ/con roles. Skills regressed heavily. Glad you found something meaningful. It would be amazing to work on a project like that, but yeah most people just want the paycheck and to keep their head down.
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>>62087207

>Get spied on by Palantir for free

>Get spied on by Palantir and by Caren in HR while you work at Nabisco company for $45,000 and get fired

>Get spied on by Palantir and your federal agency in a do-nothing comfy ClearanceJob for $200,000

Hmmmmmmmm

>inb4 "But weed, dude!"
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>>62087955
>Yea but to get TS u need a justification and that means generally a managerial role or principal role
Nah just go for places like DIA, NRO, NGA where all employees get TS/SCI, even the janitors.
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>>62084387
Gold
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>>62085265
They're not slaves, they're conquerors.
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>>62087560
>is there any way to get one that doesn't involve getting it sponsored by a company?
things like PALACE ACQUIRE and intelligence agency summer internships
these get neverserved college students a TS/SCI from scratch
>>62087707
>get a TS/SCI security clearance
>Well obviously do this if you can but if it was easy everyone would and the jobs wouldn't pay so much.
it's generally not easy to be sponsored by a company/hired directly by the feds, but once you are, the security clearance investigation itself is easy to pass. there are hundreds (or possibly thousands) of convicted felons who then went on to get TS/SCI.
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>>62084281
>Get an education.
>Still no jobs.
>Covid ends.
>Still no jobs.
>Get rid of the immigrants.
>Still no jobs.
>Jobs reports announce hundreds of thousands of new jobs.
>Still no jobs.
When I say jobs, I mean real jobs with real pay and benefits.

>>62084288
>Xir thinks war is still done like it was in Vietnam.
lol
No, war is nothing but expensive if you're not a country that stuck 30-40 years in the past. America hinted at it in Afghanistan and Ukraine set it in stone against Russia. It's taught the entire world how future wars are going to be fought.
Drones, drones, drones.
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>>62087766
tfw diagnosed schizo so can't get TS/SCI
yes my main board is /pol/
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>>62084281
I have 3 WFH jobs and I am trying to get a third one. If I manage to get one, then there's something else going on, you gotta be doing something wrong.
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>>62084281
I can't find a fucking job.
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>>62087805
Looking back, the niggers with 2 full time jobs were the smart ones. One during the day and another at night.
Get while the getting is good.
Niggers understand.
Always be nigging.
I watched a nigger come into work, eat dinner, then sleep all night for years.
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>>62088163
>>62088237
Because some people don't come from privilege so they know what it's like to be poor and being poor is WAY FUCKING WORSE than getting a 6 figure salary to do a fake job.
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>>62085296
>Eastern Europe
>White
My old dog was Whiter.
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>>62090429
having 1 job is embarrassing enough -- and you're bragging about having 2 or 3?
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>>62091402
Weird cope Juan but okay. Only 8% of Eastern Europeans have brown eyes.
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>>62086392
>If you haven't applied at least 300 times, you need to shut up about there but being any jobs.
Anon, how do you not see this as a problem
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>>62086392
Ive applied to more than a thousand jobs motherfucker, the only places taking you on are amazon warehouse-esc and even THEN the wage is basically unliveable and their employee turnover is every 6 months. You have actual shit for brains.
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>>62092640
>>62092732
It’s an ESL jeet
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>>62091633
Oh trust me I ain't proud of it, I'm just saying idk how people like OP are having that hard of a time finding them if my low skill ass can get 2.

I wanna kms, I hate working. I hate waging.
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>>62092811
what kind of job. I can get a job being a restaurant grunt but I'd like something more sustainable.
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>>62092957
They're just support roles. 1 is pretty unique and I do a bit of everything, even make how to videos. The other is a bit more corporate and generic. Trying to find another remote anything job, could be as shitty as data entry or another support role. The real embarrassment is that I'm only just at about 100k with the 2 lol. A third one and I'll be around 130-150 depending on how much they pay.



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