I have a lunch job interview tomorrow, we’re meeting at a restaurant. I’ve literally never had an interview in this format before and it’s scheduled for an entire hour. Do you guys have any tips for me? Like what to order?
>>62084462That sounds like hell id be so nervous about food getting on me
>>62084462order so much food theres no more space left on the table then halfway through the interview say you need to go take a shit and just leave
>>62084462Yes, well, you see *glumbp* *kaaarumph krumph krumph* I have extensive experience in...well..eating *sllslslslslspppppp* ahhhhh!
>>62084462Good luck hombre. get the beet salad and sparkling water.
>>62084462Scout out the menu beforehand. I'd also look at images of the restaurant on Google Maps but I am autistic. Remember that the food is a prop and you're there to have an interview, not primarily a meal.Let the interviewer order first and try to get something in a similar price range (as long as it's mid-range). Avoid anything messy and skip the alcohol, even if they get it. Don't order anything you've never had.Try to eat slowly and in small bites so you can answer questions. You have a full hour anyway. This is fundamentally a test of social skills, so be kind to the waiter.Good luck out there OP, I'm sure you'll be fine. If you need to bail just go take a shit like that other guy said
>>62084462Get dino tendies and chocolate milk
Sounds French to me.
>>62084462order the surf and turf to assert dominance
any salad, its what is eaten at lunches in the corporate world. as related to me by some fag who got into accounting.
>>62084462>Do you guys have any tips for me?dont order dont pay
get REALLY drunk over the course of it
>>62084462Just b urself fren and don't forget to lie.
