Tobin edition!>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smg thread>>62084647
> futures
Okay so trump is going to chicken out, but what if he doesn't?
billions must diethank you for your attention to this matter
short oil
>>62085513Nothing ever happens
>futures
>>62085513Hell will reign.
Index fund managers are getting greedy and want the 2 and 20 that their hedgie friends get. And now OpenAI, SpaceX, and Anthropic are going to be used as tactical nukes to bogleheads
>futes
>>62085513I don't think it's even legal for the us army to commit genocide, they will probably not execute that order
>>62085513If he doesn't Iranian oil will be property of USA and the Chinese will be super mad.
Remember, TACO Tuesday and nothing ever happens.
If oil goes above 120 today markets will see 3-4% down. If Iran retaliates by tomorrow oil will go to 150 and markets will see the first 4-5% down day
>>62085520rip amerimutts
>>62085520
He is deranged
LITERALLY WHO IS FUCKING BUYING
>>62085534American rule of law and separation of powers has been revealed to largely be a gentleman's agreement and Hegseth has been purging generals who would say no to Trump, I think there will be no objections
>>62085534All wars are genocide.All dictatorship is genocide.What happened to Japan in WW2?
/smg/ - stock market general, discussion around the stock markets along with the wider economy and events affecting said marketjust back from a ban for posting something that was clearly related to driving the markets related to breaking news about bombing oil infrastructure, which is clearly the dominant factor in all markets at this very momentdoing it for free is still too fucking much.... sick of them
>>62085538so buying on friday
In 50 years, history books will talk about the events that are about to transpire.
Looks like threatening to end civilization made the dow futures dip below two hundred points finally
>>62085543Congress could stop this easily, ZOG just marches to one drum beat.
>>62085541All I know is that this will cause largest refugee crisis in human history and increase in terrorism. If US destroys grid of nation of 90 million there's no going back.
OIL IS FUCKING RIPPING HOLY SHIT
>>62085552Trump could knock down the door of a Republican Congressman and starting shoot their family in the head one by one before raping their corpses, and they would still refuse to vote to impeach him
DO SOMETHING YOU WORTHLESS FUCK!
>wti hits above 116 again>once again quickly plungesI'm nooooooticing bessent>>62085548I had a tranny janny ban me for a post two days after the post in question, they must be having a massive meltie to be seething like that lmao
You know what's coming
When dad beats you and mom comes to your bed with cookies afterwards
A whole portfolio will die tonight. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will.
>WTI plummetingI don't understand. Someone explain.
>>62085541hopefully the american "civilization" dies tonight
>>62085550you mean they will talk about nothing? or something?
>>62085554the global economy cannot handle thisits literally fucking over>>62085557it was literally news i posted that did cause a big swing in oil/spy - they don't even know whats going on here
>>62085564Market is retarded.Please understand.
>>62085564they made the call
FUCKING NIGGERSEither GLASS IRAN or just make a fake peace for 6 months already you retarded Chief Commander in Office Netanyahoo.
>>62085563Show portfolio I'm want to laugh.
>>62085564We don't need any oil, where we are going
>>62085561The parallels are too obvious to ignore.
ABANDON YOUR POSTSSELL FOR YOUR LIVES
Guess they don't care about the element of surprise huh
>>62085563If he really starts genociding the Iranians my portfolio will be oyasumi
>>62085548Don't be retarded on purpose and they shouldn't ban you again.
Dude talks about this like he's hyping up the season finale of a show.
>>62085542>he thinks price is controlled by bulls and bears and not by a small group of people who hold all the capitalkek, the "invisible hand of the market", dude!
>>62085581SELL, YOU FOOLS!
getting rid of Trump is not enough, this entire administration needs to be purged
>>62085591Bottom signalHaha, don't care.I'm just gonna slurp is all.What's that? Iran got glassed?Gee wow that's crazy, did you catch the game last night?
>>62085562i think most algos use zerohedge as a source lol
> WTI sitting at $115 for 2 daysIndeces: hehe maybe we'll go down a lil bit *barely gives up the gains of 1 of 4 retarded rally days*
>>62085564If Iran actually gets BTFO, the strait gets opened. Futures should go down if we think the closure is over.
I'm not even gonna say it.Peace will be announced tonight at 8pm EST.Cap it, or don't, I don't really care!
>>62085572kek that file name
>>62085595>no i didnt catch the game last night, rioters broke into our home and stole it cause gas is at 12$ per gallon
>>62085594How could you even consider that? The DOW is over 50.000!
>>62085588Sounds like Wrestlemania "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!"
>>62085609thank you three armed chud, I will now buy calls
>>62085541>>62085588Is this like when he threatened to unleash destruction on North Korea the likes of which the Earth has never seen?
I want to believe republicans getting fucked in midterms will end the madness but deep down I'm not sure it will.
Mega pump happening tomorrow Cap this Do not listen to the shills trying to get you to sell so they can buy the dip I REPEAT MEGA PUMP HAPPENS TOMORROW
>>62085541>WHO KNOWS?>TUNE IN NEXT TIMEbros, i literally cant wait for next week's episode
>>62085630>TACO Tuesday>on a WednesdayYou crazy son of a bitch, I'm in
>>62085564>>62085602If Iran gets BTFO, all of the Gulf countries will die from dehydration after the retaliation attacks.American oil companies swoop in and get all that oil for free. OPEC will be no more and Trump will pump baby pump, along with pumping oil, which means the the price of oil will reach historic lows.
>work in supply chain for pharmaceuticalsWere experiencing bad shortages of lot of meds like hormonal , stimulants , diabetic if this goes on any longer lot of people will be in danger. Trump has no idea what he's doing
>>62085630getting real tired of all the jewish tricks senpai
It hasn't been widely reported but a chemical plant was hit in Al Jubail. This is the same city containing Riyadh's desalination plant, and the US estimated that the city would have one week before running out of water if it was destroyed
SIEG HEIL TO DEFEAT THE JEWISH BUSSYENT SHORTS
"billions must die" chuds finally get their wish
>>62085635Iran is also much less dependent on desalination, iirc something like 40-60% instead of 99% like the GCC
>>62085541Yeah I'm sure TACO won't chicken out this time
>Iranian ballistic missiles and kamikaze drones struck the industrial city of Al-Jubail in Saudi Arabia.> NASA reports that a fire has broken out at the gas processing facility in Habshan, United Arab Emirates.
>>62085640Oh no the poor muslim will die from dehydratation, the US must do something!
>>62085506لقد هُزمتم. أعلم أنكم تخسرون المال.أعلم أن أرباحكم ليست مرتفعة. لقد حذرتكم أيها الأوغاد من أن هذا سيحدث. في الحقيقة، أنا من تسبب فيه. والآن، أعود إليكم بتهديد آخر.هذا التهديد هو حياتكم. أستطيع أن أسلبها منكم. أمامكم أقل من عام. سأمحوكم من الوجود. جشعكم لا يُردع إلا بالقوة. سأفعل ما هو أسوأ. هذا ليس سلاحًا. مطالبي بسيطة: التقدم. أستطيع أن أسلبكم 60 ألفًا أسبوعيًا، وهذا يشمل عمالكم. أستطيع أن أتسبب بأضرار بمليارات الدولارات، لكنني لن أجني أكثر من 60 ألفًا سنويًا.سنرى. الله أكبر. لن تقابلوه أبدًا.
>BREAKING: Iran cancels all diplomatic and indirect channels of communication with the United States and announces the suspension of message exchanges, following Trump’s threat – Reuters
>>62085651nigga they been blowing shit up. he's not chickening out you just dont see the news wtf. we even blew up nuclear power plant 4 times! That fallout will reach Saudi Arabia and contaminate their water! OPEN YOUR EYES NIGGERS AND SELLLLLL
>>62085651>Attacking KhargThe Israelis talked him into something he can't back out of.No longer will people able to mock him with 'TACO'. He'll now be known as 'TAD'.TrumpAlwaysDelivers.
>>62085663Just remove the CTrump Always Obeys
>>62085663trump always really delivers
believe in TACO tuesday
>>62085663Yeah, this is no longer taco tuesday. Artillery is ONLY deployed if you're gonna invade by landhttps://arkansasadvocate.com/2026/04/06/arkansas-national-guard-members-prepare-for-southwest-asia-deployment/
>>62085659$200 crude is in play
I'm going to say it. Fuck all ever fucking happens. I normally don't, but today is the day I'll manifest a happening by saying nothing will have it. First and last time.Nothing ever happens!
>>62085659what? but david barakstein told me irna was begging for a cease fire and oranian civilians were begging to be nuked
>Iran cancels all diplomatic and indirect channels of communication with the United States and announces the end of message exchanges, following Trump’s threat – ReutersYeah I'm sure whatever trading desk is pushing that negotiations are happening nonsense is about to finally get creamed and rightfully so. Probably Goldman or Apollo
>>62085635>American oil companies swoop in and get all that oil for freeSo that's what Trump's been refering to when he mentioned "TAKE THE OIL, & MAKE A FORTUNE"? Killing all the Iranians and just taking all their oil? It's silly, but I can see that making sense to Trump.
>>62085638>hormonal, stimulants, diabeticI would be ok with all of these people being short of their "medication" for a little bit.
>>62085672>Instantly dumpsOh you oil baggots make me laugh. AHAHAHA!
>>62085659>We couldn't reach the iranian negotiates so we postpone ending their civilization for 72 hours until we can contact them and confirm they won't accept our demands.Exciting times we are in right now.
I don't think this is going to be over in two to three weeks
>>62085674Maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen?
Is the destruction of a civilization priced in?
>>62085683
should I FOMO in oil, I feel like my bag is way too small
>>62085686Huh? But the TV said it would be
>>62085572That’s Philly from the sopranos
>>62085679>Killing all the Iranians and just taking all their oil?No no no. They'll do that too, but they'll let Iran fire off all their missiles to destroy the Gulf countries' desalination plants which provide ~95% of their drinking water.Americans wait two weeks and all the Arabs will be dead and the oil will be free to take.
>>62085681>Hospitals filled with diabetic patients
>>62085659honestly... fucking respect... real nigga shit...
>I meant Tuesday at 8 P.M. in 2 more weeks
>>62085670there is no fucking TACO it’s already happening
>>62085695oil is dangerous, go for oil companies instead
>>62085659the balls of these guys are massive
>>62085697nah that's the shah of iran, we killed him 2 weeks ago
>oilfor me its iranian petrochemical plants
>>62085638what are you blabbering about, we made medicine back in the days, we'll just go back to using metal and glass and penicilin like real men instead of your sissy plastic and pills
>>62085511He was infected from the very beginning (2015) and no goy cared
>>62085699Sounds like a plan. Would that open the strait though?
Does anyone still hold any doubts that trump is the antichrist
>>62085718If you think of the war like playing a simple RTS like command and conquer you'll understand how Trump thinks, we')l just bomb their factory until it runs out of hp and we'll swooo in to build our own, same with their bunkers launching missiles to the strait
>>62085513He can't chicken outIsrael and Iran are the ones controlling the tempo
>>62085699>Americans wait two weeks and all the Arabs will bein Germany. I can't believe Trump is willing to go that far just to destroy EU
>>62085517nothing will happen
>this market is MENTALLY RETARDED
>thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
>>62085518fuck off faggot
>>62085723Can there only be 1? There is alsoMr Beast, social media slop made formElon Musk, reddit mod incarnate made flesh
>>62085723Bibi is the antichrist, he sees himself as one too, that's his role in the war of gog and magog. Professor Jiang foretold this
Remember the president of the usa is a reality tv fake businessman and the defense secretary is a junior grade national guard platoon leader and recurring guest on a d tier fox weekend show
>>62085700Not my problem, I hate fat people. Imagine having to tell someone you were hospitalized because you couldn't stop eating candy and little debbie cakes for decades, with no shame.
>>62085520kek
>>62085741>Mr Beastmr YEAST>Elon MuskPEELON KEK
>>62085659>>62085677FakeProvide a link to Reuters otherwise you retards
>>62085725From what I've seen there happen to be at least a couple of people that operate under the logic of "if bombs didn't work, then we just need to use bigger bombs".
>>62085659dont worry JD just said the war is over
baggies
>>62085663how underaged and extremely brown do you have to be think that him attempting to take kharg would be a good thing lol
>>62085754>he isn't in the official IRGC telegram chatkhomeini says hi
>>62085761IRGC isn't ReutersFake headline
>>62085542me (if the price goes down 5% in one day)
circuit breakers today or tomorrow?
Nothing ever happens.Check em'
>>62085564It got too cock at 8 am
Nothing will happen today, market will crab, or even moon
>>62085564sorry guys it was me, i'm releasing a bunch of my oil so small bobos can join the fun
>>62085772probably tomorrow seeing as the market's retarded enough that there are some traders who genuinely believe we might reach a deal today
Channeling aura for higher oil prices
>>62085743Ironcally professor Jiang might be the antichrist. At the very least he's the anti-Jordan Peterson. His classroom fantasies are Peter Pan manifest.
Why is it fucking retardpumping STOP buying before market even opens NIGGERS i can't print my puts
>>62085760I'm bored.
Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNYYou got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
Do you think the jews that made the atom bomb would have second thoughts if they could see where modern American leadership would end up
>>62085772not gonna be any circuit breakers until the delayed oil shock hits the economy. Last shipment from hormuz is arriving in the following days, then its completely cut off
Join the Chevronian army
How are you guys celebrating national bridge and power plant day? Think they should make this a federal holiday and have the markets closed for the holiday
>>62085777WE ARE SAVED
>>62085760I just want to be entertained.
NUKES NUKES NUKES
>>62085788/pol/ told me that guy completely reversed his position on free speech then died
>>62085795I'm making tacos and going to have some tequila
Yo this story about the rescued jetfighter is even more retarded than americans landing on the moon>NEW: Fox News has partnered with Kalshi, bringing prediction markets into mainstream media.le moral republicans
I kinda want nukes to fly, anyone else?
>>62085788>>62085801He makes some good points geopolitically but also pushes retarded conspiracies like tje moon landing being fake. I'm pretty sure he's a CCP plant meant to garner sympathy with boomer republicans, gaining trust by "confirming" their theories aboit da joos and duh eluminate
>>62085788>muh jordan petersonAre you guys reading a script, every Jiang "critic" mentions this guy. Jiang is a high IQ conspiracy practitioner, Peterson is a druggie normalfag preaching the word of Jesus to midwits. The only similarity between the two is left wing youtube grifter consensus hates them
>>62085805so long as some are being sent israels way
UNH stock bros. are we going back to 600?
I'm tired of wti being so fake and gay desu
>>62085805I want (you), to get brutally raped.
Ouch my balls
Might buy puts expiring tomorrow as a lotto scratch off ticket. Seems alright to be on the tail.
>>62085564Actually, that makes perfect sense!Once the entire Iran/GCC population is dead, along with most of the stand due to nuclear fallout, there will be less demand for oil!>>62085567
>>62085772All depends on when Iran retaliates and hits the gulf. They said if Trump goes in on "ending their civilization" they will just target everything. All energy infrastructure in the gulf will be targeted. And if that does happen oil rockets over $200. As crazy as it is Iran has been holding back. Like imagine if Saudi Aramco just is unable to function and export oil anymore. That's catastrophic
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Stocks are gay
>>62085813paper traders still think they're in charge
>>62085812Aren't they getting investigated for fraud etc?
>>62085817What are you buying puts on? I'd think one of the earnings like Levi would yield max profit but idk how news about Iran would affect it, if at all
>>62085818Demand destruction is unironically bvllish for this market
>>62085820based
>>62085825It didn't happen in 1970 when our furniture was wood and our clothes were cotton, I doubt it'll happen now that everything is made of plastic
kek market still believes trump will taco and we will see green
>>62085506Strait status?
>>62085806this nigga believes in the moonlanding
>>62085806>he believes in the moon landing conspiracyLiterally the only evidence that exists is footage that looks fake as shit and "trust me bro" statements from everyone involved. If that's enough to make you believe in something, I have a book you might be interested in, it's called the Bible. Millions of people say it's literally true so it must be
>>62085828kino
>>62085803Fox, CNN, and all the other boomer cable channels will eventually slide into being glorified gambling telemarketers. Cashnado power hour TV slot soon.
ITS SO FUCKING RED
>>62085830The market has better access to information than you mortals and yet you mock the mighty immortal market?Hubris will be your downfall. Repent!
>>62085806>boomer republicans >theories about da joozAre you retarded?
>we're at $115 with strategic reserves emptying to help alleviate the supply issues
>>62085833the mirror they set up is still there and you can reflect a laser from the moon using it, the landing sites are also visible from a telescope.
yes, yes....HOWEVER nothing ever happens
>>62085837give it 30 minutes
>>62085833>2026>still believes the bible is fake2004 called, they want their edgy atheists back
Micron bros wtfwt>>62085820Based
>>62085805The only good outcome of a nuke being fired is that Pakistan might freak out and launch shit at Israel.
If markets don’t crash today you will see long term market confidence loss for an extended period of years.They can rescue them tomorrow if needs be, but even normies are starting to notice.
>>62085833You can literally buy your own telescope and find the landing
>>62085803>stuck in mudIn a desert where humidity had been 30% around the time of the raid. Mutts will gobble up anything lmao
STOP FUCKING BUYING SOXL WHY ARE YOU BUYING THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE MY PUTS ARE GOING TO SHIT NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
How long until Senior US official says talks going well
>>62085856It's the calm before the storm, nobody wants to be caught on the wrong side right now.
>>62085861They'll probably wait for stocks to drop more than a percent
>>62085856>If markets don’t crash today you will see long term market confidence loss for an extended period of years.Very funny. Maybe the long term confidence loss should be in getting your news and investing intel from third world telegram channels instead.
Troomp might unironically just decide to blow up everything to shit and then just leave. Doesnt seem like the US has much left to do after this. Might be bullish unironically
>>62085861Talks are going well? I'm from Axios, may I use your statement in our latest story?
>>62085861Considering Iran turned off all their channels it's going to be really funny when the state lies about it again and claims it is
>>62085869They should nuke that stupid island and destroy all of Iran's dams
>>62085869They still have a ground invasion that Israel and the GCC are hoping for, they're still waiting on USS Boxer and her 2500 marines to arrive by the end of the month. There will be some 7/11 tier disaster and Amerifats will beg for a draft
>>62085833yuri gagarin‘s flight was way more fake.
>AEHR already ran up bigly I don't think I should do earnings.
>>62085874how are ships suppose to traverse through an irradiated zone?
>>62085869We can't leave because they created a toll with a petrolyuan. We have to make them capitulate and stop bombing energy infrastructure. Which looks unlikely
>>62085857sure you can rabbi
>>62085864There is no calm or cope or anything else that can talk your way out of this one.Normies are discussing it.If the other players at the table realize that 4-5 are staking each other and playing on teams, people are going to take their chips and go home.You can fool normies a lot, a normie always wants to believe the world is a fundamentally good and fair place.But if you are so, so brazen it cannot be ignored, it creates long term problems.Today is one of those days. We will see what happens.
Why the FUCK is INTCel going up?? Fuck you cocksuckers, that shit was supposed to crash and burn
>>62085880Nukes are very clean
>>62085831
>>62085888Why mad?
> nows
>>62085860THANK YOU!!!
>>62085900Exit pump? I should've bought puts when it was green, didn't want to bet against clown market
>WTI $116
I want to see WTI $10 higher than brent, just for the lols.
It has already started
how about that pwick's face when he saw da gatt
>>62085820LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!!!!
>>62085867>telegram channelsTry the fed buckoh.
>>62085837Infrastructure deal is still on the table. Bridges and Power Plants boss.
>TSLA down to $344Elon please post a video of a robot doing the fortnite dance i'm fuckin dying
>>62085602Bombing civilian infrastructure isn't going to affect the IRGC drone and missile bases that keep the strait closed
Bloomberg: Effects of more than a month of war against Iran on airplane ticket prices due to fuel price increases>Bangkok to Frankfurt: $474 to $2,870>Hong Kong to London: $503 to $3,318>Sydney to London: $733 to $3,875>Singapore to London: $598 to $1,953>Kuala Lumpur to Paris: $490 to $1,931>Some routes saw a 5 to 6 times price increase within 30 days.
>>62085915cute
>>62085910It's bridge day...let's fucking go
>>62085898cute
>>62085922How can they charge the drone's battery without electricity?
>>62085923Love that NYC to Japan is still safe, I'll be going in November :)
Will the orange nigger TACO yet again? I'm honestly concerned about him possibly destroying the entirety of Iran on a whim.
>>62085923god damn
>>62085921>He thought there was value in a $1.1 trillion market cap with a PE of 320 and declining sales due to poorly judged public appearances and comments by the unlikable autist in chief>He doesn't know that every EV will be Chinese by 2030.Sell for your lives TSLA baggots. Its actually finally irredeemably over.
All according to Israel. I guess we've hit another point of no return.
>>62085910just bought 0dte spy puts at 651 for this
META is such a piece of shit.
>>62085932generators
green on close
>>62085923>Sydney to London: $733 to $3,875Always wanted to go back to the 90s, never imagined it would be like this.
>>62085932you need much less to power a missile city of 10000 than a real city of 1 million
>>6208590654.5 is big resistance and there's a big negative divergence in the RSI, there was no reason for it to push above it besides luring some retardbuyers in to rug pull and turn into baggies
>>62085948kek
>>62085520but which one?
>>62085898He not yappin
>>62085922>everyone being without power and water doesn't affect military capabilities I didn't mean it would be instant, this would be preemptive to a ground invasion. If Iran is without power and water america will be on the ground within a week, only way to minimize the optics/casualties of a million dead civilians.
>>62085933Have you bought the tickets yet? Guessing airlines will honour already purchased tickets, but those buying now/in the future will be getting bent over.
>>62085939But they're not a car company :(
>April 7 (Reuters) - Intel said on Tuesday it would join Elon Musk's Terafab AI chip complex project along with SpaceX, Tesla and xAI.>Last month, Musk said his rocket company SpaceX - which recently merged with his social media and artificial intelligence company xAI - and EV firm Tesla would build two advanced chip factories at a sprawling facility in Austin, Texas, one to power cars and humanoid robots and another designed for AI data centers in space.
>>62085958I probably should, I'm waiting for one of my friends to lock in
>>62085923Well that’s probably also due to the fact those routes used to go through the middle east. Which isn’t having the best airport experience right now.
>>62085956Iran is much less desalination dependent than its' neighbors, something like 40-60% compared to 99% in the GCC, so the US will also have to deal with mass famine and exodus in their staging areas
went all in on XOM calls ( 170c Apr17'26)wish me luck oil sisters
>>62085956>ground invasionHow would the logistics of a ground invasion work? As long as the IRGC missile bases remain operational, all bases and ships within missile range are at risk.
>>62085961>>62085958Honestly I wouldn't even bother, touristic air travel is gonna be the first on the chopping board if oil does go high
>>62085963So you're telling me we will be seeing a bunch of arabs and indians starving to death in the GCC? Sounds like a win-win
Why do you guys act like you’re general raising canes
>>62085967They'll run fewer flights at higher prices. If you already have a ticket they'll put you on one of those flights.
-0.5% is nothing. Fed is just gonna pump it back to green by EOD
>>62085537this
>>62085970who
>>62085964I did, months ago. 240c, that's the plan
>>62085966Like they've been doing so far yet americans haven't even considered their modus operandi was wrong. They'll drum it up like it's D-Day V2 and land anyways, dead soldiers be damned cause despite the propaganda the US army doesn't give a shit about GI Joe, as we've seen in Vietnam. They won't report losses so expect a huge spike in veterans who commited suicide 2 minutes after "landing" back in the US
>>62085555His fans literally tried to hang them on Jan 6 and GOP still refused to do anything about him. If this were a movie, everyone would be whining about terrible writing and how the characters make no sense.
>>62085538
>>62085970i'm kernel kentuckay
I will gladly sacrifice MU anons at oil altar if that's what it takes for oil to keep going upsorry anons, nothing personnel
>>62085541where will all the refugees go?
Hey, whatever happens. Just enjoy the fireworks tonight, ok babe?
>>62085963You get that losing half your water supply (in a nation of almost 100 million people) still causes mass death in a desert? It doesn't have to be 90%.>>62085966How they've always worked, overwhelming force. Do you think every invasion is only green lit once we know they'll be no casualties on entry? If that were the case no beach landing or ground invasion would have ever happened.
I guess Hiroshima and Nagasaki is just the way americans fight wars and the only way they can win them.
>>62085542delulu bullgroids
uhhhhh guysss......
wtfwt
OIL is at 117$ once againOILERS ON DECKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIL
>>62085991It definitely will hurt both sides, but I think it's gonna be such a crisis that staging a ground invasion from Saudi Arabi/Kuwait will be impossible, and they'll have to do a landing which is much more dangerous and unlikely to succeed
>>62085548you can't talk bad about the orange retard even though he and he alone is THE main headwind right now
>>62085506What should I invest $1k into in my RothIRA? I was thinking of buying SCHD, VTI, and SPY.
>wti $116
>>62085546>All dictatorship is genocide.What the fuck retardation is this?
Here comes the next leg down
>>62085958I locked in my ticket on 1st march but I doubt it will go through it’s for september I expect force majeur by then.
>>62086002BNO calls
>>62085550what will transpire?
>>62085992You should read up on WW2, prior to those 2 the Americans were carpet bombing wooden houses with incendiary ammo and leveling Germany, Hiroshima/Nagasaki were a drop compared to the deaths by conventional bombs. Even a single night raid on Tokyo killed way more than Hiroshima
FIRST PUMP FAILED SEND IN THE NEXT ONE JEROOOOOOOOOME
>>62086005mutt mentality. us = democracy = free = goodthem = authoritarian regime = they kill babies = we should kill them allThey view any non-nato country this way, from dems to reps, despite those same countries being their industrial backbone. The american narrative is completely detached from reality
>>62085551kek
>>62085534I'm not sure the generals that remain have a spine to say no. IMO this retard is getting close to justifying a military coup and court martial against him, but I don't think that would happen.>>62085631topkek
>>62085963>>62085991>Iran relies on desalination for approximately 3% of its total water supply, with usage concentrated in coastal regionsThere was talk about the water under Tehran having issues, but if it's still only 3% they can easily withstand that.The Gulf countries being in the 80-90% range cannot.
holding all my shorts overnightnot even gonna trim
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>62086002hold the cash until the SpaceX ipo then ape in
YOU TOLD ME SPY WAS GOING TO 660YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS A PEACE DEALYOU TOLD ME WE DONT DEPEND ON OIL FROM HORMUZWTF IS HAPPENING SAVE ME TRUMP
>>62085933>NYC to Japan>arctic route>still safeFlying that route will change you forever anon, and not in a good way. There are things lurking which mankind wasn't meant to uncover...
>>62085992>Americans only win wars by killing people, no fair! Nu-males are so sickening
>-0.8%Shall we, dare i say it, hit the one percento today?
Ahem,As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted,Today we crash. Tomorrow a rescue. The illusion of free market activity is important.
>>62085963Gulf coast niggers will need to leave for like a year if Iran takes out those desalinization plants. That's assuming the firing wasn't sustained.Imagine tens of millions of sunni niggers fleeing to Europe orobably
>>62086018Also, it's old news (2011) but apparently even Riyadh only gets running water every 2.5 days on average. It's probably improved by now, I doubt by a lot since the same desalination plant they used then is still there
>>62086032Its mostly Indians in the gulf
>>62086011If you think that's bad read up on agent orange
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>>62086031This bear is both handsome, wise and correct.The inverted head and shoulders on SPY chart is intact, we are in the right shoulder. One last scary plunge then we moon smiggers.
Oil shorters, are you ok?
HERE IT COOOOOOMES
>>62086038>>62086032this lol. it's more likely those rochfags get killed by their indian slaves than they make it to europe. I don't think odds are good for anyone too stupid/unfortunate to stay in Dubai/Riyadh
>>62086028Take that back
Ok wtf all health insurance companies are falling except the scummiest, United. What's going on? Are retail buying UNH off institutions because it's a staple booner stock while the others are sinking because 2.48% is still not very profitable?Makes me wonder if there will be a lot of UNH baggies today.
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>>62085506>the market is trying to stop being delusionalAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62086011>279 bombers dropped 1,665 tons of bombs on the cityAmerica doesn't even have 280 bombers anymore. Mass destruction from them now would be one plane with a single bomb.
>>62085991No such beach landing or ground invasion has been undertaken while facing the combination of high-revisit high-resolution satellite intelligence and long-range precision munitions
>>62085956>ground invasionIt will be followed by thousands of videos of drone American soldiers, mind you. Iran will lose, but Americans die by the tens of thousands. It ain't the 90s anymore, and Russians are probably shipping drones by mass into Iran right now.
>>62086050actual thing was higher than expected thing so number must go up
Bobos...
>>62086202They're going to acquire a nuke tonight, right over Tehran boss.
>>62085561the fucking president posting coordinated market crash memes on his own social media page is about as dystopian as you can get
>>62085581>-0.9%Call me when it’s -5%
>>62085629Obama deported Mexicans and bombed Muslims for 8 years while retarded faggot liberals clapped.Red or blue you are standing with Israel and bombing Muslim hospitals/schools
>>62085541This guy is offering your 401K as a sacrifice for Bibi, just so you remember.
>>62085988They're short handed in Russia these days, and need capital. A marriage made in heaven!
>>62086027? I used the arctic route in 2023 for Japan, and it was the comfiest route ever. Kino views. Also fuck the orange fucktard for ruining the trip I was about to do. Now that it came to this, ruined for ruined, I better see the world burning and fighting for droplets of oil.
IRAN FINNA GIVE UO ONGG
