Trump just surrendered to Iran
2 more weeks
>>62089092>consummateduh.....
>>62089092Ok but can i get 1500/12k eth?
WTI is fucking rugging
>>62089105om nom nom.. period... final... om nom nom
>>62089092TACO Tuesday
>>62089092>Pakistan made me!So any country can just tell Trump to do whatever, and Trump will do it? What was the point of all those threats then?
>>62089229https://x.com/ryangrim/status/2041622790298616241keep up with the happenings, goy
>>62089288That's even worse lmao. The US begged Pakistan to make this statement to collaborate Trump's bullshit.
>>62089288>he thinks this theater the west plays is real
>>62089092An alleged official statement from the Iran absolutely cucks Trump beyond compression and sounds like a complete declaration of victory. I honestly don’t know what to make of it. In my opinion, anything is possible right now including full attacks tonight.
Oil is dumping, do they realize the strait is still closed.
>>62089350>allegedoh wow that's ... oh wait nvm that's just normal bullshittery.
>T-two weeks, though I'll SHOW EM"Who voted for this nigga? He literally starts shit all the time and then fucks up and gets an even shittier version of what we had right after. But I guess he can put his name in the title!
>>62089092>be Iran>Lose all the (relative) moderates in your government thus letting you shake some of the protests against you>Gain control of the strait you didn't have before and start getting bank from tolls>US claims they "won" but you've objectively gained more than you lost
>>62089585mission failed successfully
>>62089585OTOH they got a good part of their oil, iron and aluminium processing factories missile'd...so did Israel, Kuwait, the UAE and Saudi Arabia, too kek
>>62089229trump above all wants to make a deal, the iranians finally agreed to terms that he also agrees to, thus the cease fire
>>62089585what did iran gain?
>>62089711They won the most from this display of stupidity, because they got to fuck over everyone and basically will make sure that every country that borders them will get an influx of refugees if MIGA tries anything. ART OF THE DEAL, FOLKS!
>>62089738>what did iran gain?Is that an actual question? According to their 10 point peace plan >$100b in sanctions lifted>Compensation for damages and lives lost>Complete control over the strait which if tolled would be easily $100m a day Iran basically made a once a lifetime generational trade. Give up a bunch of worthless sandnigger lives which cost nothing in exchange for 12 figure payday which probably goes all into Shaheds lmao
ALWAYS BET ON NOTHING
>>62089092TDS lmao
>>62089774None of this happened though, you’re just making stuff up. 84% of their navy is on the bottom of the ocean.
Iran said safe passage through the strait will be possible with IRGC approval. Is that different from the current situation?
>>62089822What? Oh>>62089812 Never mind, carry on migger
>>62089834holy fuck if this is real Trump got completely and utterly played lmao. Literally gave them more than what they had before.
>>62089838Exactly which makes me think this is another Taco feint desu, if even half that list is true there's no way Trump can sell that as a victory
>>62089834Yeahhhhhh I'm betting on Iran getting pre-emptive strike bombed by the US and Israel again.
>>62089092>feel bad about my longs getting annihilated by the mother of all TACOs>then feel bad about feeling bad about the world not going into the shitter just to gain moneyUh
>>62089738They're collecting rent on the ocean's park place
>>62089743yeah. I'd guess the arab nations fucking lost everything. besides their lost investments, I assume no one will touch their countries in the near future for as long as Iran stays in the hands of the current government/ayatollah/whatever. even settlers in israel will be leaving in droves.also, they attacked US bases so badly, troops had to move to hotels, and then were taken back to the US.no one in Europe, Asia or elsewhere will trust the US anymore>b-but Iran lost!top kek
Idk this feels like it won't last its only for two weeks. So far its a little more than a year and this is the second time this has happened with Iran
>>62089853In a bit of a call back, President Jimmy Carter described the failed Iranian hostage rescue mission as "an incomplete success". So Trump absolutely WILL declare victory. Trump makes Baghdad Bob look like a responsible journalist.
>>62089585>be isolationist dictator>my kingdom gets sanctioned to fuck by foreign powers, hurts economy>have to spend a shitton on military, censorship and religious fanaticism in order to stay in power, hurts economy>doesn't matter, got enough oil for me and my bros to live like gods>finally get taken out by foreign powers>new crop of leaders forced to bow to foreigners, do not have nearly the same power as previous dictators>sanctions lifted tho, economy improves>less spending on military, economy improves>more free commerce with foreigners, economy improves>this must mean we won the war
>>62089550Funny enough this is also how he ran all of his enterprises into the ground. But the corrupt can only fall upwards, especially when they have been friends with netanyahu since the 80s.
>>62089834this is the great reset right here folks. Good bye petro dollar, hello btc
>>62089877not the world, just the US normies
>>62089987>>new crop of leaders forced to bow to foreigners, do not have nearly the same power as previous dictatorsWhere the fuck do you get that idea lmao
you guys know who won here?the ones that usually do nothingCHINA FUCKING WON kek
>>62089726You mean he TACO'd and Iran got everything they ever wanted, with the aggressors (US and Israel) in a decidedly worse position than before the attack. It's fucking over.
>>62089866How is this not glaringly obvious to everybody involved lmao
>>62090235What did Iran get?>Inb4 you post their wishlist for negotiations
two more weeks
>>62090123My pinkies stay super stinky $1000 EOY
>>62090308See >>62089834, that's what the US agreed to
>>62089092>"Trump is going to bomb Iran"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE'S INSANE! WE CAN'T LET THIS MAN GET HIS HANDS ON A NUCLEAR BOMB! >"Trump is not going to bomb Iran"Heh. I told you he's a pussy. He won't do shit. He surrendered. TACO lol! So funny watching you troons do a 180 after he obviously was never going to bomb Iran in the first place. Whole lot of mentally ill foreigners on the internet these days
>>62090488It's almost like this entire war was retarded and both options were disastrous.
>>62089092Holy shit this is beyond humiliation Iran BVLLS wonSerious question how do trump cucks even look at themselves in the mirror in the morning?
>>62090489It wasn’t a war, it was a rape. We raped Iran and we could kill every living thing in Iran if we wanted but we don’t.
>>62090498If you raped someone's monster cock with your anus, is it still an achievement?
>>62090498Iran literally gained a revenue source in the strait that will increase their GDP by 66% singlehandedly. If anything they raped us.
>>62089092I WANTED BOOTS ON THE GROUND MARKET TANK AND NOW I MISSED OUT ON GAINS. im gonna be forever slaving away with voo. fml
>>62090488>Heh. I told you he's a pussy. He won't do shit. He surrendered. TACO lol!he was desperate to talk to ANYONE in Iran during the last couple of hours. in fact, the current controversy is about whether the US accepted the 10-point proposal Iran sent or not, which even includes allowing them to keep control of the strait + charing fees.
>>62089877
>>62089822lol and I really did vote for Trump. But this was objectively retarded and Jewish. Iran won bigly here.
>>62089092Maaan, I'm a little bit disappointed in Iran. I thought they wanted to do something epic and now they just said "okay" after being called animals, pigs and threatened about a complete genocide.
>>62089987
>>62090693they will get $1 million per ship that passes through the strait, something that didn't happen before. from what I've read, about 100 ships pass each day. I'm sure you can do the math.
>>62090896Yeah, Iran has won the war. Both economically and morally. But I wanted it to be more epic and extreme.
>>62089092Lol. He had to agree to their 10 point "fuck you America" plan. Wild.
This is the "business" board and none of you dipshits understanding negotiating or how it works. Just a bunch of third world freaks lying to each other and living in their own little fantasy world. Pathetic
>>62090913They could nuke ny or sonething based.
>>62090153>CHINA FUCKING WON kekChina is literally being forced to start purchasing oil from the United States again because their oil supply has been so disrupted by the war. Source: https://asiatimes.com/2026/04/china-imports-us-oil-for-asian-fuel-markets-amid-hormuz-crisis/Huge win for China!
>>62091053they will resell it you retarded MIGGER. did you even read the fucking article you linked? here's the title and subtitle:>China imports US oil for Asian fuel markets amid Hormuz crisis>Beijing seeks to leverage shortages to expand influence while securing fuel for essential Asian regional needsthey even produce Diesel from fucking coal while also producing and using tons of solar PV electricity
>>62091068Fucking kek, look at you instantly try to spin this blatantly obvious bad thing for China. >th-they're going to resell it That doesn't change the fact that they have to BUY IT FIRST from the United States again, you dumb nigger. Who gives a fuck if they are going to resell it? They're FORCED to buy our oil again because we raped Iran. End of story. China obviously would not be buying oil from the hegemonic power if it had the option not to. China obviously would NOT be buying oil from the single world superpower, had we not exploded the Ayatollah to smithereens. Get ack'd you fucking troon.
>ummm actually it's a GOOD thing for China that the United States singlehandedly controls the world oil supply, because now China can buy the Americans' oil and... resell it... to other countries... and now other Asian countries will also have to rely on American oil>checkmate, America Hold up, am I speaking to that illiterate chink meme viral professor, Dr. Xhiang Xi ping pong poo pang?
>Here are 10 reasons why China buying American oil at a premium and selling it at a loss to poor chink countries is ACKSHULLY GOOD FOR CHINAThis thread has been a good laugh
>>62091093>>62091103Troll smarter not harder
>>62091112You didn't even attempt to disprove anything I said you fucking kike.
>>62091093>>62091103>migger can't read the very article he shares/biz/ - Business & Finance
>>62089105hell yeah consummate that hormussy
>>62089350Yeah. We'll have to wait and see what actually happens and what is actually implemented
>>62091103Control the world's oil supply? Your government just lost itself the petrodollar.
>>62091053I don't think it matters much. China's halt on purchases from the US was entirely symbolic to begin with; it had no practical effect because LNG and oil are both extremely fungible.Besides, the reason for this was the disruption caused by the strait closure; the strait is now supposed to re-open.
Now that trump has capitulated economically, time for the dollar to fall and gold to continue it's rise. Easily 6k by eoy, maybe 7-9k.
>Normies don’t start hanging politicians from lampposts when diesel and food go up 100% by the end of summer >Forces investment into producing more oil and gas in America so this shit doesn’t happen again>Blew up lots of their oil production which will take years to get back online>Effectively eliminated a lot of their O&G competition >Stimulate the MIC now that they have to replace all that gear>Quiets the dissenters down a bit so they feel like their team/iran won>Iran gets control of the entire region as well as the strait>At a million bucks a ship and 100 ships a day they can now afford to make 1000 of those drones a day>Bombed the fuck out of the kikes, reminded them they have nothing without US which is now mostly withdrawing >Can refill the stockpiles a bit and erase Israel off the map with no one to stop them later Who is actually losing here other than the Jews? Both sides grit their teeth a little but ultimately come ahead. I don’t care for the orange jew cumguzzler but that does sure sound like the art of a good deal.
Spy futures..
>Jizya is a historical, yearly tax levied on non-Muslim subjects (dhimmi) living under Islamic law in exchange for protection, exemption from military service, and religious freedom.So now we're paying Iran the Jizya tax for ships to use the Strait of Hormuz. How is this winning?
America is finished.Let's all laugh at them.
>>62091487>pay worthless fiat currency>get tangible real world benefits
>>62091504Nigga Trump and Israel will bomb Iran again in 2 weeks and you'll be panicking.
>>62090520>if your enemies bomb you to the Stone Age and kill all of your leaders, you win.
>>62089774that's assuming that the US actually agrees to any of this in the negotiations
>>62089834Israel is literally bombing hezbollah as we speak
I would like to congratulate Iran for winning the war on Iran. They will be commemorated in the same hall as other winners getting one over on the US, such as drugs winning the war on drugs, and terrorism winning the war on terrorism. Good job Iran and all of the people that made this possible. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62089550People literally just voted for him to "stick it to the libs" over woke. They also thought such shit like "Kamala would start a war with Iran, she's in bed with the MIC"
>>62091875Here’s what you should understand, we would be at war with Iran regardless of who our puppet president is. We are wholly owned by the Jews. At least the Zionist Jews allow the republicunts to do some measure of border control and deportation of illegal murderers. What Biden did to this country has caused immeasurable pain and suffering to American civilians.
>>62090961Look at who all the inciting and appeal-to-emotion posts itt/pol/trannies can not understand this isn't the place to dial 8. I swear just 5 years ago you'd have analysis of stonk picks and which markets would be poised to make gains and inroads, but now its nonstop tds posting. Its on track to be a certified DSM psychosis at this rate holy shit
>>62089928I think it'll turn into bribing Iran to leave the arab states alone, the UAE isn't going to just quietly give up all the investments they've made. They'll start funding their own insurgencies if push comes to shove.
>>62091900>Here’s what you should understand, we would be at war with Iran regardless of who our puppet president is. I don't believe that, honestly. I think even Trump 8 years ago wouldn't have fallen for this war, he would have had this DoW advisors and generals inform him that Israel was planning an attack and back out. The problem is that the DJT now isn't the same President as he was in 2016. He's only four years younger than sleepy joe, and this is about the point people noticed Joe starting to slip as well with falling down stairs, having people autopen sign things for him, falling asleep during meetings. We're recognizing the same patterns in Trump, it's not a cognitive thing, it's an elderly thing. especially 80 year olds who take jobs more stressful than Air Traffic Controllers while working out less than couch potatoes.
>>62091927*about the point in his presidency
>>62091927You make a compelling point. 80+ year olds should not be president. The human body and mind rapidly deteriorate after 80. Niggas on borrowed time post 80 years old.
>>62091900>We would have gone to war with either candidate!Meanwhile in reality land trump was the only candidate that had been talking about fighting Iran since 2016.
>>62089092>IF
>>62091907there was a screenshot of a twitter post somewhere in which some arab authority was lamenting how the US started the war for no reason other than to please israel, even though the consequences were well known beforehand...so I'd assume they are VERY pissed, not with Iran, but with the US and Israel.
>>62091978Israel drug us into this war retard. The democrats party is literally made up of Israelis. Do you really think that if we elected [jews but everything is gay and retarded] instead of [jews but we pretend jews are based] that we wouldn't be bombing Iran? Maybe we would have bombed Iran while have a gay/brown pride parade on the flight deck of the Gerald Ford but thats about the only difference.
