panican blood sacrifice edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62089581
KEK NIGGER CAR JUICE BAGGIES
>nigger liquid
The polcel calls it a clown world but doesn’t realize he’s supposed to laugh
Oil about to break $100 kek
>TACO Tuesday>AND 2 MORE WEEKSShitpostbros WW@? Our shitpost gains are ENORMOUS. Record all time highs.
prepare for trump to be killed by them or a new 9/11 bros
>50% in the market because I couldn’t make a decision
I just started shorting again. I lost half of my portfolio. But I have to continue fighting this blatant manipulation.
jews were shorting oil, trump gave them the inside call
Can’t believe /smg/ went full panican and TDS for weeks like that.
>>62090056this has to be on purpose
> futures
Let's light a candle for our beloved brothers who didn't sell their oil in time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TguKVTULrKo
>>62090045Yes they have, Iranian linked vessels account for 60% of all traffic through the strait since the war, having shipped more oil than before the war, you need to stop talking when you're so fucking clueless
Trump threatened to commit genocide. He must be judged. Simple as.
>>62090060You’re ruined
Did you guys make any money today?
>>62089982It’s literally CURRENT YEAR. How do people not know how those websites work?
Was there any huge buy/sell spikes leading up to the announcement?
>>62090063follow your leader
>>62090072I have 2k left. Had 30k 4 hours ago.
I can afford gas, food and hookers again
>>62090056We are here my friend >>62090051
>>62090075https://www.cboe.com/tradable-products/vix/
>>62090063(You)
What makes this thousand point dead cat bounce special againshills, it's always the shills
>>62090079Amen, we should all go have seggs and breed slam pigs
>>62090092>>62090076Cope and seethe trannies
>when I see my portfolio overnight (up 30%)
>>62090079lmao
>>62090060>But I have to continue fighting this blatant manipulation.holy shit dude, you are lost.
is it stupid to make an initial investment with $150 then $25 bi-weekly?im canadian so thinking of xeqt, ry.to and btc-cad70/20/10% split
>>62090098Bulls only
TRIPS AND ISRAEL NUKES IRAN AND OIL BAGGIES WIN!!!!
>>62090069Iran needs to stop charging tolls on their own ships then. That’s just dumb.
/ptg/ really needs to signal that they're the ones committing the mass censorship and baking the threads, why do troons need so much attentionit goes against the core principles of this anonymous website
>>62090102Nobody cares, you literal bot.
>>62090079spooky
>>62090111OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OIL BAGGIES WAGMI!!!!!!
>>62090110oil shorters g
>>62090098>slam pigsewww, I'm not into that and neither should you
>>62090111Wew lad.
we are burning through /smg/ threads at an alarming rate
>>62090111it is over
>>62090075yes, oil was dropping since 11am est
>futures
Energy baggy status?
>>62090106I was never taught to surrender. Insult me all you want. I will never compromise my values to this corrupt and filthy world.
Ships in the straight aren't moving yet. What could possibly be the problem?
what the fuck does your troonamay avatarfagging attentionwhoring have to do with business and finance jannyno many how many avatars you use online, people will still be repulsed by your physical appearance
>>62090136Technical limitations like mines
>>62090126I baked 4 smgs and then got bored and posted my usual spain threadnow I have 5 active threads in the catalog and can't bake more smg threads with anti-american messaging and linksI'll restart tomorrow after some smgs get archived
You tried to time the market despite being told numerous times not to. You thought you were smarter, you are not. Now you get left behind if you didn't already blow up your account gambling on oil and americas ruin. You get what you deserve
Yes. Right now. Listen, we’re looking at these oil baggies, and frankly, I’ve never seen anything so weak. So sad. They bought the top, everybody knows it. Total disaster. We’re going to decimate them—completely. Prices down, confidence gone, they won’t know what hit them. People are calling me, they’re saying ‘sir, these baggies are finished,’ and I say I know, I know. It’s over. Absolutely over
>>62090134retard, are you just oblivious to what you are doing, or do you see nothing wrong with it? You're taking trading as a personal fight. Death sentence
>>62090122Heck yeah, oil shorters bullying the baggies and stealing their lunch money for strippers
no, but seriously how does the janny not get demoted for removing relevant op pics but gets to shit up the general with completely off topic pedo troon tranime avatarfag insert pics of itself
>>62090124
>>62090147Permanent losses for these retards. KEK BAGGIES
>>62090149Good to see you again Rajesh Do you still have your puts?
Okay I walked away from my screen for a bit and had a think. It's a nothingburger. Last time oil fell off a cliff (9th March) BP and XOM actually opened higher. They did fall the next day however which is why I am still going to sell tomorrow. Crude is way too volatile right now, I am going to rotate into AEP. Palm oil still benefits from high crude prices while not getting manipulated every week by bullshit tweets. To those negro transsexuals who laughed at me for having only £3k, I say this: Good for you for making $100k options gambling but today shows you're only one tweet away from sucking dick under a bridge. I regret nothing putting my little savings on a blue chip with good fundamentals. Had I followed you retards doing leveraged shorts or whatever nonsense you partake in I'd be one of the many here crying that they lost everything.
>>62090127>>62090125do not lose faith, Trump is Jewish and will not leave them to die. Israel is gonna step it up bigly, we will wake up to oil $130.
>>62090149kek
>>62090147In fact, the only ones for America are the bobos.You will see thisIn time.Something is rotting.
>>62090159That's what I love about my buy and hold strategy. It's just so me.
Unironically not a bad time to buy XOM and CVX after the 10% dip. Not like these conpanies are going anywhere long term
namefags on paradeshameless
this must be the power of 2 more weeks
Everyone let's applaud the US' diplomatic accumen.For just the small price of international pariah status, losing the Middle East, and several hundreds of billions, they have negotiated to opent he strait that was never closed to begin with.Shart of the Mart.
PROJECT: HAIL MARY.
>>62090174Kek, praise Allah
>>62090136>safe passage through the Strait Of Hormuz will be possible via coordination of Iran's Armed Forces and with due consideration of technical limitationsIran controls the Strait and have limited logistics to allow traffic, it's not going to return to its pre-war levels immediately
did the fire actually cease yet?
Okay BUT the weekend is coming I suspect a ruse
>>62090170>10% dipIts been up 40% from this whole saga YTD. Id wait before buying any dip in oil desu. But I do think this is now twice in recent times that a crisis has caused oil to go to $100. Having some oil companies is definitely a viable thing.
Daily reminder that Iran and Europe wonamerigoylems lost
Kek. Imagine waiting all week in desperate hope for your teeny tiny puny little oil bag to pump… only for it to dump on open and immediately erase your entire personality along with your PnL. Now you’re sitting there staring at the chart like it betrayed you personally, hovering over the sell button but too proud to admit you just donated liquidity to someone smarter. Don’t worry bro, just call it a “long-term position” and log off—maybe it’ll respect you in the morning.
shameless sending the white house interns into the thread to humiliate themselves by namefagging and troon avatarfaggingdoes donald make you wear oversized shoes too
>>62090132:D
>>62090181how will this effect oil prices, surely the extra transit cost will have a impact?
april 8th will be marked as a face ripping melt up in the marketshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1QZLkPSz6s
>>62090051>Nothing ever happens>2 more weeksThis jpg literally makes you millions of dollars
>>62089935So Iran won completely and the US and Israel lost utterly. Is this accurate?
Heres the deal I guess. Says working so guess Iran comes out strong. Honestly if they get sanctions removed they won.
>>62090181Yurosissies will ALWAYS lose
>>62090183kek
>>62090182shut up nigger, you didn't dare to show your face all week
>>62090193how is this bullish at all
>>62090193>>62090191Not what was agreed to, tards
>>62090198it pumped the markets
>>62090194lmao we're not the ones paying an arm and a leg for healthcare, ours is fucking free in fact like every human right should be
>>62090182YOURE BACK BRO WE MISSED YOU. Your posts helped me stay sane when oil was pumping and stocks were dumping.
>>62090198Oil starts to flow again. Thats the main reason. >>62090199So post it then. Thats the 10 points everyones floating.
>>62090197Surprised its back after it was forced to close its short at a loss
>>62090199What was agreed to then
I smoke 23 lucky strike cigarettes today because of how fucked up was my nervous system. Jesuschrist.
>no boots on the ground dip buying opportunity because TACO is more powerful than the Israeli lobbywelp, what do i look forward to now? i got $18k sitting in my account collecting more dust than my dick.
>>62090198It doesn't have to be, it just needs to not say he's going to nuke Iran in the next 24 hours. That's the state of the market you're trading in, so best learn to embrace it or save yourself.
>BREAKING: Iran's supreme leader has instructed all military units to cease fire. - IRIB
>>62090173What a fucking shitshow.
ISRAEL STILL LAUNCHING MISSILES?!?!UHH GUYS WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
If you're falling for this upcoming rugpull, I'm sorry. Pattern is clear since the tacoing commenced. Monday, tuesday and wednesday are green/flat. Thursday and friday dump. Check your charts for the month of april, tis true. RIP
>>62090204Neither Irans. 10 points or Israels 15 points have been accepted by either party and they are very contradictory .The 2 week cease fire is to try to find common ground and lasting peace (lol , lmao even)
>>62090215And then you woke up.
>safe passage through the Strait Of Hormuz will be possible via coordination of Iran's Armed Forces and with due consideration of technical limitationsTrump concedes to Iranian sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz
>>62090208Do your lungs and bank account a favour and get a vape.I just had a big blow out with all the money I didn't lose today and treated myself to a new tank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwAafG2BEnw
>>62090221He's just sharing the Iranian press release.
>>62090169I love seeing know it all faggots get their egos destroyed by a line going up. A line which goes up EVERY.SINGLE.TIME
>>62090219>The 2 week cease fire is to try to find common ground and lasting peace (lol , lmao evenTrump just said he got the 10 point plan and said there is stuff that is workable. What part of that list then is considered a loss to Iran? Removing any kind of sanctions is a massive win for them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-fXtDOv4c
wtf brent should be at like 130$ now, what went wrong?
>>62090210>It doesn't have to beIt was though is what I'm saying, and I'm asking why/how. Maybe you're unaware, but the market mooned hard on the news. Please don't be a retard and play word games anon. >>62090204I get that it technically resumes flow, but conceding permanent pricing and logistic control to Iran seems bearish. Better than nukes I guess though. The market reaction just seems very over-extended given the news.
A toast!To peace and prosperity in our time!
>>62090231The US surrender to Iran, Europe and international law
>>62090198>They all get 2 more weeks>Both sides go to "negotiate" and agree that none of this was actually worth the trillions of dollars in losses>We all kiss and make upLike this probably, most countries are not min-maxxing machiavellianism, if there's a cease fire for such a long amount of time and the markets recover it's significantly more likely for a more permanent deal to be close.The actual terms in these things never matter, for both sides it's a face-saving measure while they discuss real terms behind closed doors.
>>62090231Every bull run has dips. Be patient, anon. Israel will not allow Trump to simply end this.
We are SO BACK
>>62090228Iran agrees to 100% of their plan but around 0% of isrealsTrump is saying he thinks irans proposal is reasonable to try and fool the markets into thinking peace will last. He will not agree though since their demands are worse for him then the obama Iran deal and that shit lives rent free in his mind
>>62090240As usual the orange cunt wants us to celebrate an end to the stupid adventure that he caused
>>62090237Oil might go up a few points as shortages hit, but the market will resume its business as usual.In any case I'm not playing that game right now. Way too risky.
This must be some of you guys first rodeo on an Israeli “deal”. Missiles and bombs still impacting Israel and Iran and GCC as we speak. Israel will move heaven and earth to scupper this.
>>62090227>egos destroyedOh indubitably.>>62090240Ting ting ting.Here. Here.
>>62090237>anent pricing and logistic control to Iran seems bearish.Oh you meant bearish politically? yeah its a massive loss but 2 million per ship is quite cheap considering how big they are. Long term US lost. Petrodollars are already been shrinking and now even more. China learned the us cant reopen the strait, Arabs learned the US cant protect them. Its a massive L long term but short term markets like peace so it pumps. >>62090245>im then the obama Iran deal and that shit lives rent free in his mindTrue but what lives even more rent free is looking like he lost. He wants to declare victory and move on.
It's two more weeks literally unironically
>Hold me back, bro
>>62090237>Conceding permanent pricing and logistics controlHere's where "international peacekeepers and advisors" come in and it's treated like the Panama Canal, some committee is made, and both sides say they won because Iran is "in control of the strait" and it's open for the USA to use (with a fee which will not be significant) and Iran isn't totally in control, they're just on a committee.
Real HeadlineTRUMP SURRENDERS
>>62090240post the stein
>>62090173Yea the US isn't leaving Arabia. Don't know why Iran even bothered to put that on their wishlist surely even they know that's not happening
>>62090240*clink*
>>62090242Yeah it's just worse than when the war started and we're on track to revert back to pre-war prices at open. Like nothing ever happened despite being in a much worse position given the oil supply shock and conceding control of the strait to Iran.
>>62090240Cuba is next.
>>62090261Justin Trudeau was rightit turns out if you kill your enemy they do indeed winhow blind were we to laugh at his wisdom?
remember the hamas ceasefire?
>>62090274This. Thats why he wants to be done with Iran. Get some faux victory and then move on to Cuba.
The insider trading was probably unreal today
>>62090240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUaxVQPohlU
>>62090279but hamas is mossad
/ptg/ troons celebrating trump's defeat, the gaslighting is adorable, unlike their physical apperances
>>62090051You're so wise chuddah
>>62090274Be clarse when he loses that as well.
>>62090272Such scandals aren't a daily thing, so with this matter wrapped up actual conditions don't need to improve in any way at all, this would be the end of our current scandal cycle and a start of a new peace pump, which lasts until the next scandal cycle.
>>62090226Yes in which the agreement is that Iran controls traffic through the strait, as they did before the ceasefire, are you retarded?
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEECAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?TO A PLACE WITH GOLDEN STREETS
>>62090265Just buying time to move in more forces. And hope Iran will stop firing. Not happening this time. Anyone who’s been following how Israel conducts so called peace negotiations for the last 40 years knows what’s up.
>>62090274Cuba is a slightly harder Venezuela, much easier than Iran
>>62090254> 2 million per ship is quite cheap considering how big they areThe risk is that this is subject to change or variable depending on relations with Iran.. Yeah long term US lost this hard, it's a very surprising outcome. Not that US lost, but that Trump accepted this so eagerly. At least so far, I have a feeling Israel is going to go all out to draw us back in. >>62090260Yeah, just crazy it's already recovered to pre-war prices off this news. Doesn't make sense, not that it has too, but this is an over-extended recovery imo.
TACOACORANGE NIGGER
>israelis chimping with incandescent rage on channel 14 about trump as a kaplanist traitor and this being a humiliating defeat, a new October 7th>Bibi will allow this for his base >an Iranian regime with ability to close the straight, who still possesses nuclear material, who can still hit Israel >the ceasefire is conditional upon Israel stopping its invasion of Lebanon and its attacks on Gaza Mumus are the dumbest unthinking animals on the planet.
>>62090301>The risk is that this is subject to change or variable depending on relations with IranAgreed. Irans getting the ships comfortable with it. Few years from now they can push it up. The only reason id see Trump agreeing to that is because Iran isnt asking for any kind of reparations. So Trump can walk away and say he didnt give Iran money like Obama.
Chance for escalation passed when the pilot was successfully retrieved instead of Iran being allowed to to pull a “Brody in Homeland” on him.
500% increase in pepe spam, very inorganic
Why didn't you niggers just buy when everything was on a FIRE SALE?Seriously, I've learned how JOOS operate, just fucking keep buying and you will always come out ahead.
>>62090315WITH JOOS YOU NEVER LOOSE?
>>62090301>>62090307It's only fair that it goes up with inflation.
Any 0dtebros have ideas for tomorrow?Seeing how neon green things are makes me think puts right at open would be the right move. Obviously, I won’t make the decision based on what I’m seeing at almost 930pm EST. But, I can’t see this massive pump sustainable during trading hours.
troons dancing in the thread because they can't in public without being laughed at
>>62090276kek
MAKE PEACE NOT LOSSESLONG TECH SHORT OILGAINS ARE THE SPOILS OF THIS WARAND TOMORROW WE WILL FEAST MEN!
>>62090315I sold all my tech stocks and just put most on SPY during these days.
>>62090303>>an Iranian regime with ability to close the straight, who still possesses nuclear material, who can still hit Israel>>the ceasefire is conditional upon Israel stopping its invasion of Lebanon and its attacks on GazaAye toneCool it with the antisemitism
>>62090274>just lot against iran>cuba is nextlol
holy troon shill brigade activation lol if this much effort was put into the planning of this war, it would have had a much different result, instead of pretending you're not running away with your tail between your legs
What's this /pol/ bugman cope that real Americans support trump. All the 6 foot tall white blond Americans I know are liberals who hate his politics
>>62090330Shhhhhhh they have been spending a lot keeping these two or three bots pro trump posting
This is same pattern as before. Trump says peace on truth, bond market takes a breather for a day.He's clearly just waiting for the armada to arrive and force a peace.I'm buying oil in tomorrows dip
>>62090321Profoundly unadvisable idea to contradict the trajectory of the market.
>>62090315this is indeed how the system works.
I'm really doubting helgeseth kicked troons out of the military, he probably just moved them to the room next door and gave them new computers
>>62090240cheers. to more and more decades of wagie and bobo humiliation.
>>62090331> All the 6 foot tall white blond Americans I know are liberals who hate his politicsOkay troon
>>62090315I don't buy I just sit and hold a wise boomer once said time in the market is better than timing the market
>>62090335>I'm buying oil in tomorrows dipsame, this 'deal' isn't done and won't be accepted.
Helgseth probably gave the troons perks, he removed any mirrors from their new room and made sue their computer screens had zero reflection
>>62090348ur gonna catch the falling knife huh
>>62090346Troon posting is back, poggies big W for the red party, your a troon and your a troon everyone's a troon
>>62090335>>62090348>revenge trading
>>62090351yes with my head, hopefully it kills me
>>62090326>“Bibi, shame on you” (9 min ago): What, are we the whores of the United States?? Send out a hundred planes and black out Iran. >Kaplanists are submissive cowards” (14 min ago): Trump maybe makes deals. Bibi attacks and eliminates. Only the zeroes of the left like Ehud Barak, Peres with Oslo, and the change government that made an agreement giving territory to Hezbollah and getting missiles in return, make agreements. >David (16 min ago): We lost!!! Trump surrendered to the Iranians and agreed>We won’t be silent about the Iranian scum and the Kaplanist pilots who promised Iran they wouldn’t attack it. Luckily most pilots are Bibists, so they’re attacking now” (7 min ago): An air force formation is attacking Iran right now.>Levi (6 min ago): Total failure. A direct continuation of the 10/7 massacre. 0>“Haha joke” (2 min ago): In short, Israel and Trump surrendered. Iran won.>Kaplanist traitor, Israel-haterThese are comments translated from Hebrew from the Israeli news that is Bibis base.There will be no ceasefire.
I bought the oil dip and I'm already up 5%.You guys REALLY thought they'd honor this shitty ceasefire?
>>62090330stop being emotional
>>62090356It's legitimately out of their hands now.I am as shocked as you are.
PANICANS BTFO
>>62090240A toast to TACO
>>62090356I am now a Bibist, let's go famalam. Make these puts print
>>62090064>>62090080One of based shitpostbros is a man on the inside. Likely at the upper echelons. Moving the world subtly for his fellow shitpostbrosA True Scholar and Meme Patriot
Calling this a ceasefire and intimating trump has achieved lasting peace is like calling a tranny's axewound a real vagina
>>62090356is the US-Iran ceasefire anti-semitic?
Nothing is more sad and pathetic than bagholding oil after the war ended. Kek baggiesThank you for the donation
Wtf bros...
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
uhoh they forced the whitehouse interm namefag back into the thread, stephen miller must be holding a gun to it's head
Alright niggas i took a nap fill me in >TACO ceasefire 'agreed to' , probably initiated by trump and strongarmed to Paki PM and Iran. >Israel agreed to it? oh no no no ... false flaggies HERE COMEAnything i missed?
>>62090357Did people just forget last year? 24-48 hours of ceasefire missles happened before. I’m not buying.
>>62090373The other important factThe return of the KING meme "TWO MORE WEEKS"TWO = MORE WEEKSKRAKEN = UNLEASHEDPLAN = TRUSTED
>>62090356brother, if you are not bullshiting, please provide a link or source to this wondrously psychotic but forthright publication!
Iran winning and trump shills celebrating, futures pumpingPraise be to Allah, this is what it must have felt like during the time of the golden horde
>go on Israel's subreddit to see their reaction>the jews are all fucking furious with Trumpkekfirst time I've seen this happen
>>62090070welcome to 2026. nothing matters. no one cares. we are all nothing but controlled cattle
S&P500 $7000 EOM. TRUMP FIXED THE MARKET YOU CAN BUY CALLS NOW. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DONALD D TRUMP
The American century of humiliation keeps chugging along
Bet he's getting absolutely chewed out by beebs right now.
>>62090383>"WTF WHY DIDN'T THE AMERICANS STORM THE BEACHES!?!?!?"What is their FUCKING deal?
>>62090198when things are about to get really bearish they get really bullish first to shake out all the bobosjust accept your losses from being a retard and try to catch the next ride down whenever it happens (it will eventually)
>>62090390China and Europe keep snatching winsfeels fucking great
>>62090389Traffic through the strait isn't going to magically go back to pre-war levels overnight, Iran has said traffic will be impacted due to their technical limitations
>>62090126Its ok because unlike oil, /smg/ threads are a renewable resource
The 10 points represents capitulation to Iran, I doubt this is a sustainable peace, though it buys the US 2 weeks of breathing room.I don't think this is the end
>>62090381https://www.c14.co.il/article/1519095Channel14 is Israel’s Fox NewsIt is the home base of Israeli right wingers.Keep in mind, 90% of Israeli Jews support the war. But Channel 14 is the home of the true believers, the ride or die greater zionists who will never accept anything but total and complete Persian surrender.It is a interesting window into Bibist thought and policy.You can translate with the button at the top of your browser that looks like little Japanese symbols.Most of what you will be interested in is under the opinion section.
>>62090400the war is over
>>6209040060 days is up on the 29th of April, this is effectively the end of the war, it's done
How it feels successfully swinging crude on its first run-up to 116
>>62090407what's the 60 days significance
>>62090400It’s a 15 point deal based on the framework of the 10 point deal that we still don’t know the framework of.
>>62090412War Powers Resolution, only allows 60 days of military action without the approval of Congress and then 30 days allowed for withdrawal where you can only engage in defensive attacks, after that you need the Congress to either extend it another 60 days or for Congress to declare war
>>62090412If Trump wanted to continue the 'war' further, he'd have to get congressional approval, which he didn't get.At this point, the US can only rejoin if Iran attacks them.
>>62090400>don't think this is the endI have a suspicion it may be.I don't think trump's wants this to drag out any longer and I'm not sure it can now without congressional approval. He'll want to move onto Cuba and just claim it's basically been a win for the US. The only sticking point is ilthe uranium really but he can always just say it's so deeply buried they'll never get it back.*>*Plot spoiler, it may be in one of those missiles storage sites under the mountains by now rather than the reactor sites.
Iran and China become the direct beneficiaries of 25% of the world's oil supply and transitIf this is what winning looks like to trump shills I'd hate to see what losing looks like to them
look at the font size of this bullish headlineimagine cruising in a miata tomorrow... it's gonna be better than when alabama loses
/smg/...i missed the generational bottom
>>62090401(Also keep in mind that Israelis are ultimately meds and thus their website will attack you with 800 pop ups for foot cream and chest hair trimmers like wop and grecoid websites, you have been warned, enable ad block)
>>62090415>>62090417when does the timer reset? two weeks? lmao
>>62090422come back in 6 months, thats when the impact of the crazy inflation will be in full effect and the recession might even be acknowledged by then
>>62090425Never
>>62090417Well no, its just be a new different war. The other one was over.
>>62090383HAHAHA
>>62090057lmao
>>62090401>https://www.c14.co.il/article/1519095truly disgusting website but thank you.
Praise be to Allah, all sanctions dating all the way back to the George W Bush administration are removed from Iran with this deal#winning #Iranian Golden Age
>>62090422I didnt. I timed it perfectly and sold it all right at the bottom
>>62090423>Israelis are ultimately medsIn a similar way to which Egyptians, Jordanians, Iraqis, Iranians, Saudi Arabians, the Lebanese and Syrians are meds. Yes.
>>62090426>copiumthanks anon but i can't cope anymore
>>62090430sounds like it resets fairly quickly and there are plenty of workarounds. ceasefire could easily just be an extension for another 60 days
Remember anons, no matter how much you lost, you didn't lose as much as the US did in this conflict.America is left holding the Trump baggy for another 2 years.
Trump is the president of edging.
well shitI guess that really was the bottom then, just like last year! I coulda sworn we were going lower, but I guess not....
>>62090369How much did you lose on your oil puts?
>>62090057>help the jews totally fucking destroy iran for a month and almost crash the world economy>FUCK YOU DRUMPFwhat is their fucking problem
>When stonks are expenisve I buy>When stonks are cheap I buyI never sell, this is the name of the game retards, WFH live with your parents until you have a large enough Nest Egg and exit the rat race. Let the wagies deal with the real world, I will be balls deep in prime viet pussy in Saigon.
>>62090441this is usually when markets dump, once the /smg/ retards are completely mentally capitulated, finally its time to full port the puts
Maybe Trump really is the Supreme Leader of Iran because he got them the best deal they could ever ask forImagine the phone calls happening right now
>>62090410>How it feels successfully swinging crude on its first run-up to 116how I'm spending my oil gains...
>>62090315I was expecting discounts on level with March 31st. Headlines like "Samsung’s massive Q1 fails to lift Sandisk, other data center plays" got me convinced people would eventually let it break past the neck of $690 again but no. I lost. Also, the double-whammy of initial increased capex fears and then the war meant that I was just barely able to cap my losses at the thousands last month and dodged the TurboQuant confusion. I was fearful. But people are overzealously spending right now.
>>62090063I'm actually wondering if the market is going to recover for real, we've been rallying for a week back to the highs, it's pretty crazy.
>>62090452Is this your cope for having to hold oil bags for years?
>>62090439I’d be seething so hard if i were you. should we fomo already?
wow negotiations start on Fridayhow interesting. perhaps Friday after market close?
>>62090446Meh, what really has the US lost? Couple months of war, compared to decades of the Bush war? I think they’ll be fine. Nothing ever happens.
>>62090459No I buy ETFs, and trade a little individual ones that pretty much it nigger.
>>62090392goyim exist for the sake of jews not the other way around ,retard.
>>62090455Impressing young boys at the mall?
>>62090432this shit is fucking hilariousthey really think they own america lmao
>>62090464They lost the illusion of military dominance. One call from Xi made Trump back down.
>>62090472>One call from XiThe last time Xi and Trump spoke was on February 4th.
>>62090469>young boysdoes he look impressed?
>>62090464>what really has the US lostAbsolutely vast, never before achieved, levels of reputation points in many ways. And. It's even got the potential to get worse. He's still got a few more years to go. I mean, he's checked quite a lot off this year but... Darn.
>>62090479I had no idea brazillians were this delusional about ageplus that guy doesn't even look 30he looks older than my 50 year old dad
babe i'm thinking about you, wondering how you're feeling right now and what's going through your head. in a time like this, don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good. i can't imagine you're completely satisfied and i don't see you celebrating, just be glad things seem to be getting better, when shortly before they seemed to be getting worse. you don't need to have the "right" take on this immediately, or ever really. right now i hope some of the stress and anxiety you've been feeling is leaving. i am going to make a ton of money tomorrow, made a good deal today too, and i do want to spend it on you babygirl. love you lots.
>>62090477I know. But China was the de facto mediator and you can be certain that was what made Trump accept the total humiliating peace offer.
>>62090480Reputation points dont exist. China genocided a bunch of Muslims and no one cares. In fact they were Iran's biggest ally
>>62090464MAGA lost the 18-30 vote for the 21st Century
>>62090483cuck
>>62090484The defacto negotiator was Pakistan. China has done nothing the entire war.
I heard it because Congress wouldn't approve the war. Trump got like a 60 day limit so he utterly failed cause it was unpopular for both republicans and democrats.
Praise be to Allah!
>>62090485>Reputation points dont exist.I'd attempt to write a list of the number of bizarre things he's "achieved" so far but it's take frigging ages.Like, threatening to invade another NATO country literally several weeks ago. Then to leave nato ago. Then managing to get the US banned from flying over various parts of Europe. I mean, in literally weeks worth of dicking around. Just to scratch the surface.Then there's confidence in US investments, the USD itself etc.
>>62090493yeah but israel approved the war so dunno what your point is
>>62090491Please do keep up. Pakistan was only an intermediary.
negotiations in two weeksAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62090500Still a mechanism of the founding of America, Pre-jewish interference.
>>62090480>ReputationWho cares? What is with brown people and reputation? Trump and Israel murdered thousands of sandniggers, a supreme leader, hundreds of military, countless amounts of destruction of property but, it’s ok. It’s all fine if he pays them in US dollars for it.
>>62090452>wfhIt always annoys me when people on 4chan post shit like every career is wfhable>s-skill issueNo retard, it's an economic issue because not ever career is a fake internet job.
>>62090504not anymore, we are born to serve israel
Anyone else exhausted living life 2 weeks at a time. Holy shit was presidency during Biden time this unhinged?
>>62090491yeah but I spammed a lot of smugchink.jpg images so that must count for something.
>>62090493>Let Iran write a concession so utterly one sided Congress is forced to start a war over itThe cheeto in chief has truly done it again, the 3D chess master
>>62090502I don’t keep up with twitter sources because that website is trash. I’m going to need a source, I’ll even take chinese state media. I see no reason they shouldn’t claim they’re responsible for peace in the middle east.
>>62090509there was one crazy fomc where the market retard pumped like 4% and then gave it all back the next daythose were good timesunfortunately the markets now are completely controlled by the treasury, so you better invest and give them all of your money so you dont get left behind
>>62090032HOLY MADE
>>62090509my feelings are contingent on someone even more deranged and volatile than the president and have been for some time
>>62090493public massively hated the war... israel goals not reached, israel enraged by trump...holy shit trump fucked himself so badly.I predict hes assassinated by mossad and we go full invasion and colonise iran for isreal
>>62090523yah it was an unpopular war on both sides, Jewish reputation is in the gutters. I prefer to look at things from the positive side, maybe this could be a reversal, but who am I kidding that dumb cheeto is gonna do something even more stupid.
>>62090523they are obviously gonna kill him. he's already stated 2 times if he is killed by Iran it will end in the destruction of Iran. dude literally set himself.
>>62090529Why won't Israel nuke Iran now? See my post here for more details, seems like it's already confirmed: >>62090111
pleas rump... my ooil...
donald the the deal maker the new shah of iran
>>62090541SO THANKFUL for this plus tariffs. I love paying more for everything, art of the deal baby!
This ceasefire will last like 5 minutes kek“During the two-week ceasefire, only about 10 to 15 ships will be permitted to pass through the Strait of Hormuz with Iran's approval, in coordination with the IRGC Navy and after payment of tolls, and the United States is committed to releasing all of Iran's frozen assets. The Strait of Hormuz will in no way—even after a final agreement—be "open" as it was before.”Relative to the pre-war pace of 100-120 ships a day, this would constitute a crack in the door and hardly a proper reopening.
>>62090535Burritosisters, it seems like we got served a taco after all
>>62090460Eh, I sold at a profit so I'm not too mad. And I imagine even if the peace hold there will a couple tight spots with people panic selling
Total Allah Victory
>>62090523From the Israeli side it must seem like a raw deal.Had that school not gotten blown up by the us for a massive propaganda win for the regime, they might have toppled it.I mean, is there any more sympathetic target on a larger scale than 200 little girls?Maybe only if it was bring your puppy to school day.So they fucked it up, then they are leaving after things are made worse.Sorry but there is no chance of this ending in this wayZero.
>>62090548So Iran won?fucking crazy
>>62090548lmao bro i bet Trump is itching to break this ceasefire tonight its still only 10pm for him.
>>62090541>>62090548This retarded faggot is actually crashing the US. Would be funnier if I didn't live here
>>62090541euros and asia can enjoy that
>>62090544I believe it will hold because Iran has a vested interested in making the terms of the deal work.They stand to gain 100 million from this PER DAY. This is an ungodly amount.
>>62090554That’s a twitter post made by a brown guy from /pol/…
there is no need to bake>>62086536>>62086536>>62086536
>>62090551Okay you’re just an Iranian bot.
>>62090548I'd prefer a more reliable source than some guy posting on the site formally known as twitter
bear civ has been wiped out
>>62090559Isn't it sad you can't fucking tell because weve won the war 20 times now lol
>>62090506>What is with brown people and reputationizzat
>>62090558that will just piss trump off more lmao
>>62090442Only resets after a peace treaty, the timer still elapses during a ceasefire
I don't know what to do anymore.You could give me a 100% perfect strategy and I'll find a way to ruin it. I made no money over the last 2 months.
>>62090579cheap puts
>>62090548>>62090541The twitter izzat begins. We went from “We will avenge all our fallen brothers, no ceasefire” to “Promise to give us money”. This is last year, all over again. Inshallah, sandniggers are retarded.
are we going to market open 5% up and call it day?the winning end is fully priced in now kek
>>62090548HAHAHAHATHEY ARENT EVEN TALKING TO EACHOTHER. THEY ARE BOTH PUBLICLY ANNOUNCING DEALS NEITHER HAS AGREED TO SINCE TRUMP AGREED TO HIS OWN PROPOSAL HE SENT FOR THE PAKI PM TO POST HAHAHAHHA
>>62090551no one cared about the school attached to a military center, reddit isn't real life, no matter how many leftist subreddits you spam the frontpage of the internet with, everyone hates you annoying attentionwhore hollywood faggots more than you care to realize
>>62090620You're a uninformed retard.
>>62090548>acceptance of uranium enrichmentRegime change status?COMPLETE!
>>62090315I don't even think this was that big of a dip. Liberation day last year was like a 6% drop in the DOW. The most that came from iran oil price shock was around 4% and every tweet about 2 more weeks kept it from perma dumping. I didn't even buy i just held my MU, TSEM and SOXL and now enjoy a net 2% for nothing.
