Aside from taking the entire country then owning all the oil this is the best ending we could have gotten.>israel left to fight alone with 0 chance of them screwing up the ceasefire because they are not involved>china lost cheapies on oil as it will now be available on the open market>iran raped to hell and back plus they are going to lose uranium enrichment or get killed again>europe likely cucked with a 2 million fee while the US doesn't use that as we get our oil locally and now Venezuela>europe exposed as cucks who won't help us so we will now leave the bases and take our weapons which they will have to buy from us later as they more than double their military budget in order to just be the same>US finished off the war with a legendary story about saving a pilot and also showing how the world values old tech rather than their old soldiers>several generations of iranian leadership lost, their entire navy and airforce destroyed, once they leave the tunnels we will know where they were and can attack them if needed in the future.>bobos liquidated>israel devastated by strikes and is hated by the world
THAT'S MY PRESIDENT
>actually here's why losing India is actually a good thing for the British empire
>>62090752We will attack iran later. This was all a carefully choreographed move by AIPAC/Mossad or as I've recently taking to calling them, GNU plus AIPAC/Mossad....
>actually here’s why the barbarians invading Rome is good for the romans
>>62090752You realise the 2m fee will raise oil prices for Americans too since the oil on those tankers feeds into the price paid by the buyer and oil is a global commodity... Right?
>>62090886Isn't that less than 1% tax on profit, considering tankers hold 2-3 million oil barrels
>>62090886you realise that iran being allowed to sell oil will drop the price more than the 2 million fee will raise rightYou do realize that increased investment in venezuela will increasingly lower oil prices right?
>>62090752>actually losing control of the suez canal is a good thing for europe
>>62090752Wut?
>>62090936this and im all outta cum
>>62090923not a yuropoor anon those fuckers deserve this for not helping>>62090936The US won again and everyone who didn't help is getting punished also israel is still getting fucked
>>62090976>reference the exact point at which europe stopped being superpower several decades ago>american thinks im talking about something that just happenedHoly shit why is american education so fucking bad?
>>62090976If it makes u sleep.
>>62090988Europe isn't America doe
>>62090752NUCLEAR TREAD WAS USEDPUTIN SAVE US AGAIN
>>62090988Why the fuck would I bother to learn about european history?
>>62091003America is the one that gave the suez canal back to egypt. It was the moment that established america as the new superpower over europe. How the fuck do you not know this? If anything it's more relevant to america than europe.
>>62091007Everyone knows WW2 was the true cementing of the US as a superpower not the mention of the canal that likely was a single paragraph in the history books You only learned it in depth because it was your humiliation>>62091002Putin doesn't benefit from peace with iran, oil prices will drop now
>>62090866The gulf arabs was the only countries that would realistically be removed from the map if Trump went ahead with targeting power plants
>>62090916Both statements cannot be true, first you said europe will lose out and then the next you say the oil will be cheaper. So what is it?
>>62090916(You)r futures will expire earlier
>>62090752That's why I voted for him>t. didn't vote
>isr*el left to do what they always do, instead of getting volley-nuked into glass like they should be; somehow this is a victory>china hoarding metals and doesn't give a shit, actively setting up mass solar farms>it won't matter if iran opens the strait he caused the closure of, because he won't be able to get his oil anyway if all the processing infrastructure is fucked, even funnier because he didn't refill the reserve before randomly declaring war in the first place and started funding the regime he's bombing to get fuel for it>the bulk fee will probably only be for burgerland and allies because iran outright said they just want to give america a spanking>no one helped him because none of this made sense and was the stupidest shit ever, he also started threatening them and starting a trade war with everyone for no good reason right before begging for help like a cuck>the war is still going, he declared it won a month ago then threw a tantrum over the weekend and is now realizing he has nothing, also the administration got fooled by an AI slop pic of a pilot being rescued lmao>successfully killed an ailing old man that had a few months left due to cancer, but also a bunch of schoolgirls and a music academy because they decided to use Claude and didn't bother to check if the targeting data was correct and up to date>>related by the way https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/01/claude_code_source_leak_privacy_nightmare/>resident richfags and their friends encouraging everyone to buy more Bitcoin to support their libertarian fantasy larp to pump the numbers so they can cash out>isr*el is indeed hated by the worldMiss anything?
>>62090752Retarded spin doctoring won't change this being shartmerica's Suez moment.
>>62091735So this is what TDS looks like
>>62090752What a retard you are.I can't even believe it.U.S. army troops are in Southern Israel manning radars and Patriot missile batteries.
>>62090876>or as I've recently taking to calling them, GNU plus AIPAC/Mossad....Kek. Okay (((Richard Stallman)))
>>62091739Holy cope. Here, I'll make one for you since you're sensitive and/or a bot:>everything is perfect and fine and Trump deserves all the medals and is definitely god emperor like preddit says>the US is winning in every way, the price of everything is the lowest it's ever been and there's 500 million more jobs, heil hortler>you are the bestest boy too and will definitely get a demure virgin white tradwife and a billion dollars from the government and live on a mansion homestead with 300 kids and a bunch of plantation slaves or something
